Sub human edition
What will you be drinking on Christmas Day lads
I bought HRT with my mum's credit card while I was deep in a gay porn goon
>>217326619nothing, I'm working x
>>217326619coca-cola
Asda are selling these for £1.24 at the moment, rare bargain.
>>217326636not even a water?>>217326638gay cunt
>>217326619water
Labour's net approval plunges to -60Approve – 12% (-1)Disapprove – 72% (+3)Via @YouGov, 29 Nov-1 Dec (+/- vs 24 Nov)
my support bonus is 3.11% nowbakushin B+ got MVP
might brush my teethx
>>217326633UM x
>>217326640not worth it. all the bars are snack size and add up to about £1.10 value anyway.
kym marsh sex arse
Escortlad reporting inAnother successful escort visit completed lads She swallowed my cum without any hesitation and said I was handsomeI came twice this timeShall I do a full report?
>>217326619Bucks fizz in the morning, premium lager early afternoon, decent malbec with dinner, brandy in the evening.
Why are they like this?
>>217326589OK only if they dont have AIDS. even though it is a dream or any STDs
any heroin heads in?
>>217326669Nonsense, the Freddo alone is about 60p in the shops these days.
>>217326677Gonna be leathered by the time you get to the brandy lad fucking hell
bakushin 2nd place (maru 1st)
>>217326674keep it on britfeel nigga
>>217326689I used to be. Was an injector in 2012/13. Smoked it in 2021/22. These days I just pop pills.
might send toby a google play gift card for Christmas so he can buy more carats
my insane el horso I got finally
>>217326709Nah, as long as you pace yourself it's fine
>>217326736same, i experimented with injecting heroin earlier this year but i prefer tapentadol, i cheekily call them "my heroin pills"
>>217326736is it as fun as trainspotting makes it out to be
Need a black sissy femboy tranny twink with a 2 inch cock who a can proudly walk around town with and then pound his/her hole into oblivion
>>217326718lmao imagine calling your kid arse-havin'
>>217326756why tf does she have swinging maestro why is that even in your deck
>>217326673Scene from Corrie where she's basically nudehttps://youtu.be/yG5cSQJ5YWU
>>217326779um, hi!
my insane el horso I got today -2x A rank horses from my TTs +2 B+ ranks that win more (lel) im not worried about getting stuck at B rank because there are other A tier horses and I have to redo horso when I get level 3 on her anyway
why is every anglo country drowning in poojeets now
>>217326756>swinging maestroidiot
>>217326780But you pronounce it ar - shavin
>>217326674Good lad. I'd welcome a full report.
anyone ever done something so mad how they think mental how
>>217326785rice shower (for that 700 power) my mistake was not racing enough to get lvl 5 ultimate that rice shower card goes big hard!
>>217326640wouldn't pay a penny for that slop
>>217326806the anglo sphere became controlled by jews in the early 20th century
>>217326821i'm sure you have a better power card than rice showernot that bakushin needs it, she's better off pure speed and wit
>>217326822More for me then x
Might move to tasmania, or van diems land as they called it before they went woke
>>217326806
got uma game on steam
>>217326785you are right; next time, I will train power with rice shower on "guts" the next time I do BAKUSHIN! I would like to have an A tier horse with this skillset, and even lower stamina. I also missed out on like 100 speed from maxing it too early, lel. probably why its not A tier
mastering the art of looking at people with sheer contempt by arguing with people that think christmas is on the 24th how do you keep your blades sharp
>>217326843what for? that place is basically an off-brand new zealand
>>217326775It's a wild ride. Talking about Trainspotting is a faux pas with junkies, off limits except for gallows humour.
brushed my teethx
won't say any of the nice things i do from now on because you all will just be negative
LIVING LA VIDA LOCA
>>217326774Same. But I think I’ve overdone it buying a stash.
might kms
>>217326927don't do that
suck me nowNOWNOWNOWNOW
>>217326674>https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/escortlad/fuck off back to /britfeel/ you attention seeking rat retard
>>217326906blimey ruddy norahi think perhaps you are buying your shit from the same jeet as me
>>217326934hate my shit life
on the inch's
>>217326941might try saying thisx
>lang=bn
Sick to the bastard death of racism and transphobia in this society
>>217326906those red and white capsules are pregabalin btw, are they not?
>>217326906So you decided to throw away your life by doing lots of drugs? Why?
might get into tapentadol
And he runs off crying to report her… we are cooked men are no longer men
Kelly Osbourne sex arse
a girl smiled at me today so that's something
>>217326927
>>217326954my boy Lakhan?there are lots of Indians involved with Taps.
>>217326979wish she raped me
>>217326876yay :D
>>217326906could feed an entire glaswegian street with that you greedy bastard
>>217326979mad. chads get women to throw themselves at them and they still report them
>>217326979Must have been a pair of poofs
>>217326963do a vocaroo
started brushing my teeth but the 2 tubes of spicy Pringles says I dont need to brush my teeth tonight
>>217327014>chadsget a grip mate
>>217326998nah my guy's name is arkash (i think), yeah i suppose there's loads of jeets around selling that shit
>>217326980DOUCHEBAG
Eating ultra processed meat, smoking, using sunbeds... still don't have cancer. Just don't get what I'm doing wrong :(
>>217326973Yes they are. 750 pregabs. 500 taps 100mg. 500 taps 200mg. could kill an elephant. >>217326976It's a long story...
im a communist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyPknnrbm6Ievening's watch
>>217327083Based comrade
goodnight forum after a cig actually cause im not tired
women with big floppy meaty swinging cocks
off to bed
I yammed them
>>217327075lucky, my guy will only sell me 100 taps at a time, which i usually rip through within 2 or 3 weeks
>>217327126shes so fit
>>217327012heh, i dont know what to do with them all and its a supply that could last me years. i should go glasgow but they might knife me and nick me drugs.
Hope every reform uk party member gets raped to death.
>>217327148she's 13 mate
>>217327068Ha
>>217327150who hurt you sanjeet
>>217327101hello my friend :)
yeah I thought maybe about "yeah go take tramadol for 3 years to get through it before the expiry" but nah >>217327163everything is noncing to you
>>217327056if you want i could share my pajeets deets. ive asked if he ships to Aussie because im planning on going for a holiday and he does.
fuck toiltime for cans
I need to get out of US. It's hell here.What's a nice part of England or Whales?
>>217327150>leftypol saying sociopathic, irrational and frankly dangerous thingsnothing new here
watching Nippon sukētobōdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4000eoPpGE
>>217327196sussex
>>217327187thanks mate but perhaps best not to share that here. i'm taking a break from drugs anyway
>>217327196bradford, luton, birmingham
>>217327196Avoid here, go to Denmark.
>>217326816Alright lad, here goes.It was an incall in a hotel. Nice place, clean and hardly anyone around. She was a bit late arriving and thanked me for accommodating it. She was very pretty, nice slim natural body, slightly tanned skin and a darker look, nice pierced nipples, only a bit younger than me which was nice. We're both from the same area so we quickly started chatting.Started off slow with some kissing and cuddling, she gave me a few compliments (said she loved cuddling with me which was cute and said I was handsome). Then she started kissing all over my body, teasing the hell out of me which drove me insanely horny. She got my cock out and started sucking me really slowly and teasing me. I came in her mouth and she swallowed it all without a second thought, felt amazing. First time a woman has swallowed my cum.Then she sat on my face until I brought her to an orgasm, she jerked her legs big time. Then some more kissing and chatting. By this point I was ready for a second round which surprised me, so I got her to ride me in cowgirl until I came in the condom inside her. Then finally I went down on her again until she came again and she said I was good at it.Left with a massive grin on my face.
if your communities humor is >hahaha im a pedophile+ >hahaha youre a pedophile shes [lie] I dont respect you, and your community doing that is going to make pedos feel at home (i.e. you are pedos)
I think I'm in love with a woman on my parcel delivery route.how do I convince her to leave her husband and run away with me?
>SUS>SEX
>>217327170rip to her big fat norks
>>217327196Don’t come here go to england
>>217327230de truth bomb blast
>>217327230shut up nigga
>>217327240oof
what if women had another hole between their fanny and their arse, and if you shag it, it's like halfway between shagging a fanny and an arse
might move to whales next wheek
>>217327252you seem offended, suspiciously so
>>217327142my guy talked me into buying big. it made sense at the time (thanks to pregabs and taps). he also provides steroids but im not into them.
why did jimmy page turn chinese?
sex with 16 year olds
>>217327196Montreal
mousey, any thoughts?
legal sexing age in China is 14 years oldlegal marriage age is 20-22 thanks communism
>>217327240
kinky afro
>>217327315
>>217327221fair enough. i wouldnt post his details here. if you had a throwaway reddit id message you there. or a throwaway email. but good luck with the break. im waiting until after the holidays to dry out in January. at the very least i need a tolerance break. already booked 2 weeks off work in preparation.
>>217327315other fetishes do this exact thing
>>217327285lmao it's bizarre eh
Want to have sex with every woman not related to me
>>217327362this isn't a fetish this is real
nothing wrong with incest >hurr durr safe route: nothing wrong with incest, unless its not repeated through multiple generations
>>217323601
>>217327398hors concours
>>217327399Can I get a quick rundown on this meme?
There are a little under half as many pubs in the UK today as there were in 1980. What the fuck
>>217327374i asked every woman i know if they'd be up for shagging you and they both said no
>>217327435Im shagging them anyway
>>217327417indeed
>>217327432Smoking ban killed them
>>217327434
>>217327360be careful with that stash mate. keep some naloxone on hand in case you overdo it
goodnight forumyes I did just have some of that.. good good (yes?) water... mm^.^
>>217327432turns out most people can't afford to regularly spend 6 or 7 quid for a pint of beer
>>217327432Allah doesn't bloody allow it
>>217327434me explaining to my mate Ed why i'm always doing arm day at the gym
>>217327229Nice one lad. Well done. Sounds like a great time was had and it will be a punt you will remember fondly for years. I'm proud of you, genuinely.I must ask about the money exchange. Did you pay for the room?I presume it was an hour so how much did you pay her? Did she charge for extras?
>>217327479acraemign
>>217327434Big ups to the Blathereen
>>217327469i thought you were saying water is bad for 7/8 of the population or something
water dehydrates you
Just got called a "vile, disgusting white demon" in Dewsbury Asda
did you lads come to 4chan from another site?
>>217327509corr he's gone for the SJA one instead of the Doctor Who one. legend
YOU ARE CHARLIE KIRKYOU SUCK MY PENISYOU DRINK THE SEMENYOU TWERK YOUR BUM
can't post that
>>217327538yeah lol google.com
>>217327554I can post whatever i wantI fear no janny
You stole fizzy lifting drinks
anyone else get pure emotional at things if you don't wank for a week
>>217327538yeah reddit.com/r/intbrit
>>217327583i get that if i dont wank for a day
need to rob a bank or something so i can go to the World Cup next year
>>217327590just my type
>>217327590used to see her on the 'tok all the time
>>217327463aye i probably should get naloxone. but i wont overdo it. i've got a decade of experience and im careful. out of interest do you know the street value of pregabs and taps in aussie? when i visit ill probably just bring a personal stash but if i got a delivery like this i could probably fund the holiday.
>>217327600Surely its not worth going to prison to watch wogs kick a ball around for a few hours is it?
>>217327623My team is all white mate
drugslad loves abusing his drugs
just unscrewed the lid from a bottle of coke and took and sip and screwed the lid back on
>>217327641No it isn't
>>217327538no. i just read about /b/ antics and looked it up that was 2013 and i was already 21 so i arrived late to the party
>>217327623bro thinks everyone here is english
>>217327644idiotic and downright reckless
>>217327664Northern ireland?
Just copped myself a pair of these bad boys,Gonna need a crep check lads
>>217327688sir am bottom
>>217327700youve posted a picture of your arse
You are now breathing manually You are now blinking manually You are now reading manually You are now aware of how thirsty you are
>>217327690who me?
>>217327700why'd you buy them in a child's size?
>>217327641Scotland? Surely they have a blackie by now
>>217327611when i was on the dnms, pregabs and taps were selling for like $70 (35 squid) for each 10-pill strip (although it seems to be customary to throw in an extra strip most of the time for some reason, so usually you'd get 20), much much cheaper to order it from a jeet either way, the downside obviously being that it takes like 2 weeks
>>217327492Thanks lad <3Didn't pay for the room, she rented itCost £200 for 1 hourNo extras, her profile says she only does swallowing at discretion so that's made me even more smug
"Keep on morrocan me baby" French version of the song "keep on rockin me baby" by the steve miller band
Snozberry? Whoever heard of a snozberry?
>>217327650
leftypols viewing for tonight
>>217327432Too expensive for the average working man, it's no surprise.
pre bedtoil wanktoil>>>/gif/29891596
>>217327721Yes you dullstone
>>217327779funny looking fellas
>>217327732Scotland NI and Wales all are white teams
going to bed, night ladsx
Christ, De Berg
>>217327779How racist and antisemitic
Jeeves, prepare the Charlie Kirk gay porn deepfake
Are these mens or womens?
foids finally getting arrested for dressing like whores in public
>>217327833ErmWhat about this bloke
>>217327914He’s English mercenary
Or this gollywog
>>217327747yes the reason i bought such a large amount was because id spend far more than that buying my regular stash. my jeet mate really came through for me. delivery to the UK takes 5-6 days. i could fund a very nice holiday with those prices.
>Ontario trans pride stout 1.5 abv, proudly made by Indians......in Canada
North Korea, North Yorkshire, what's the difference?
>>217327939One then
>>217327847gn <3
>>217327980Two howeverbeit
How do I delete a post lads aha>>217327700>>217327709>>217327726
>>217327953Ones got Indians and the others got Koreans
New Zealand, Poo Peeland
>>217327833che adams has had a touch of the tar brush
Cami got her cock out yet?
Zia Yusuf, an English name.
>>217327075>It's a long story...Life is a gift and you only get it once.
>>217327980See >>217327929
Scotland? More like Trannyland because they all wear dresses
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT3CRnQJtWc
>>217327906you can't suffer in yankland
>>217328018...nh
the third inch's of the evening coming up
HNGGGGG!
>>217328049mousey wearing a short kilt so you can see his dangling balls
>>217327906Quite the well developed minge on her
>>217328049HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>217328084shamewould love to see it
Why the fuck does Iran want to destroy us
>>217327659I first came to 4chan back in about 2007 I think (yeah call me "unc", whatever). /b/ was the first board I used. I think 4chan was better then. /b/ sometimes had porn, but my memory is that it was always straight porn. Apart from that, /b/ was just memes and jokes. These days /b/ is full of fucking strange porn so I never go there (e.g. cuck stuff, gay stuff, whatever). Also back in the day people said faggot and nigger like they do now, but I don't remember people talking about transsexuals or cuckoldry etc.TLDR: 4chan is now weirder and more disgusting than it used to be
>>217327748Good stuff. Well worth it. You have every right to feel smug. What preparations did you make? On punt days I like to have a good stretch and a short jog before breakfast, eat light, take a shit, have a good shower and brush my teeth, then dress smart casual and have a small spray of cologne. Helps me feel confident and ready for the meet.
oh my DAYS
Late 90s earth tones
After Ronny Pickering died the UK fell into despair
right that's me going to bed then is it?
>>217328218Why has Plaid Cymru been given 4 different shades of green
>>217328262are you actually retarded
just made the block hot
>>217328276leave him alone
>>217328276He can't be he isn't Canadian
>>217328189I want to destroy you
>>217328045and drugs have enhanced my life
>>217328218General erection NOW!
>>217328208>What preparations did you make?Similar to you.Bit of weights to get a pump on and get the libido going, did some skipping exercisesShower all overWet shaveClean teeth, mouthwashTrimmed pubes, shaved balls completely Light spray of aftershave Honestly can't believe how well the last two have gone after the disaster with the Russian escort.
>>217328276My bad I guess it means how much % of the vote they get
Fatherless children, eroding familial relationships, ruining the family structure, gangs preying on young girls, & increasing sexual promiscuity all under the name of freedom! Such corruption reflects the status of families in the West & they label it “freedom!"
>>217327538I came 4chan from reddit in 2011. I never developed a typical reddit personality.
Absolutely massive spot forming under the skin on the end of my nose so fucking big it looks like I’ve got a tumor on my nose and I’ve got a date tomorrow night just my luck just my luck
>>217328387>“
>>217328405squeeze it out onto her
>>217328415Not an argument
>>217327492>>217327229Also meant to add she was great for eye contact, when she was riding me in cowgirl she full on locked eyes with me which was amazing
>>217328400s
>>217328420Can’t squeeze it because it’s still under the skin
>>217328202even in 2013/14 /b/ was still useable, despite everyone calling us newfags and saying 4chan was dead due to the influx. there was porn but not like it is these days. i think the trans/cuck stuff started in 2015/16. and in hindsight 4chan did get too political. I think /brit/ should operate like the monarchy. above the squalor and politics
>>217328441yeah i mean tomorrow on your date you dingus
/int/ and /pol/ should unironically be deleted from the roster of boards tbqh
>>217328387https://youtu.be/Y577Sx-IGCc?si=tDg5AsW_NGrdWI23
cant wait for ofcom to ban this place when I was banned for a week I had the most productive week of my entire life
bro shaved his balls for a prozzer lmaoI don't even do that for the gfberg
>>217327538heard about it on runescape
>>217327196it's wales not whales
the demon gape worm
>>217328472feels nice tbf
>>217328218All different types of liberals. I'm sick of it.
>>217328498It’s cymru not wales
>>217328218would be hysterical but i doubt itll happen
are you lads joking about shagging prozzies women out there are all gagging for a shag
where's the pud poacher
horse
>>217328546tell us more virgin
>>217328547entered a diabetic coma
the barny bandit
Shaving my testes in preparation for giro withdrawal
the haribo highwayman
>>217328591aaahhhhh
>>217328591
>>217328596Never seen these before in my life
>>217328627>wear hijab>but also makeupthe fuck is the point of that
>>217328630they been yam before timmy get there
>>217328662>>217328662>>217328662>>217328662>>217328662
>>217328649>Why are most adult women retarded Well um you see...
>>217328591>asking the deli man for a thicker slice of billy bear
>>217328369Good work. It turns into a ritual when regularly punting. I always trim and shave a week before. sensitive skin and i cant risk cutting myself or getting a rash on the day.
>>217328426Nice. That intensity is proper horny. No wonder you managed the double. Is she an English lass?
>>217328546they could have fooled me tbf
