Quetzal editionPrevious: >>217386020
first for cum
i have a zit on my nipple and everytime my shirt scrapes it it hurts. its really pissing me off
>>217388631Anon posting from STALKER
>>217388630He cute
>>217388657>>217388667The Hood's greatest mind pondering life's mysteries
>>217388655when i was a kid i thought my nipples were like a disease or allergic reaction
>>217388657>>217388667That's Jacoby "most pass completions in one game in NFL history" Brisket
Drake Maye
>>217388657>whats on the other side of a black holeThis one do be a spooky question though
Patriots are good at putting together a great team
finna goon
>>217388700>>217388708FraudriotsCheatriots
>>217388724Cope
my dog just got so excited for his treat that he farted hehe
>>217388708Football or Americas founders? True either way
>>217388767Give 'im a lil kiss
>>217388776Football
>>217388776>American foundersSlave owners
>>217388777ew no. he eats poopoo and the like
What if there was a /cum/ meetup and the other cummers jumped you
>>217388806I'd blogpost about it here
>>217388669Don't just stand there, come in
What if I hit you with that 1 1 2 combo
>>217388838I'll hit you with that oenis penis anys combo
>>217388875Kissy kissy
might have the steam version of dwarf fortress a go
>>217388886I tried the ASCII version and I had no idea what was going on
idk how to play any card games more complicated than uno i also have forgotten how to play uno
>>217388899sameI don't have the kind of autism that allows me to enjoy that
>>217388919They can all be learned in 5 minutes
>>217388928i cant do it i tried to learn how to play the preinstalled solitaire game on my phone to no avail i havent tried to watch any youtube tutorials howsevers
>>217388951I learned how to play solitaire when I was 8 years oldYou can do it
Trying to convince myself that I'm the only one who remembers my own cringe memories
>>217388958If you aren't, who cares?I remember some girl farted in gym class in 7th grade. Does it matter? No!
>>217388965Mine are worse than that
>>217388956ok i will try
>>217388972Still doesn't matter The people who love you don't care
>>217388983I think they just pretend to not care because it's most convenient to them. Just to stay out of trouble and not cause drama.
>>217388982gambatte anon kun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9NPAzYtr1Y
>>217388707As far as I know, the consensus is that a black hole is not a portal; rather, it’s just highly compressed matter. What’s on the other side of a trash compactor?
>>217388708Activation phrase: Ronald McDonaldAll Patriots Go
>>217389057https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3B_HZdLCZs
>>217389083GED FUGGED U SONS A BITCHESTERRODISTS LOSE!
not sure what to post
>>217388886I've been playing a bit this week. It's great
Replaying Lollipop Chainsaw to get the good ending
gooning with my /cum/bros :3
I only know of Dwarf Fortress through the Boatmurdered debacle
https://youtu.be/ppOMMZWagB0?si=EKIV4oeOO9x0r9ikhttps://youtu.be/hjNFOMQYFcI?si=5Wxj8vsr_uDX2w0P
>>217389057Me when sweet treat
>>217389199You will never be spintser
>>217388777GIWTWM
>>217389267interesting
>>217388965Reminds me of that greentext where the guy was checking out this girl's buns in seventh grade gym class and she shits herself
>My Bloody Valentine's "Loveless" and "Isn't Anything" are no longer on spotifyWTF
>>217389267Jucika is so hot
>>217389177gooning to what?
>>217389291Youtubemusicbros can't stop winning
>>217389296HEY don't hit on my jucika gf
ironing my shirt now
there should be a browser extension that auto hides any thread with a picture or video of a woman in the OP
does shit work on a FIFO principle? can I shit if I ate a steak 3 days ago and some hamburgers 2 days ago, do you shit hamburgers first?
>>217389351Alright Muhammad
>>217389299boobies n stuff
I think if I ate a pie 2 day ago and a steak 3 days ago I'd shit the pie first because it's easier to digest
Some people have that teacher phenotype
>>217389351In the future the government will put software on everyone's computers that blocks images of women so non-chads don't get to look at them
>>217389384this would be good for society
just watched shutter islandbreddy gud
>>217389305at least I still have thishttps://youtu.be/olYVQ2w8OYM?si=1Qp2UJ6JejY3TLs-
>>217389405what did you think of the twist
Death Wish 3 (1985), that was a good one
Zamnhttps://youtu.be/3e5t2V3pW1E
goodnight
>>217389405How about Shitter Island
>>217389415it was pretty neat. you're suspicious it's a lie at first just like dicaprio's character, and you grow to accept it as he does. it puts you in his shoes
Hundreds of Beavers is a good one
>>217389504sounds like a porno
excuse me, i have to powder my nose
>>217389504I couldn't get into it, it was too much for me. I didn't like the crude humor, it would have worked better as a kids movie unironically
Grounded grounded grounded
I need to test something someone give me a (you)
(You)
>>217389830
>>217389830No
>>217389856>>217389865okay it worked thanks
no it didn't lier lier
>>217389916Get his ass
>>217389932that foo thought he could trick US?? think again buster
Bought my gaming PC literally at the last moment. Similar specced pcs are like $400 more than I paid kek
>>217389944So true
I'm crying
would like to eat and sleep in perpetuityin order to achieve this, I must first become employable, become employed, and carry out the duties expected of me, when they are expected of meseeing as I am unwilling to do the latter, I would be willing to forego the entire affair in favor of a bullet to the headI believe this to be a reasonable compromise for all parties involved
Deck the halls with boughs of shit
I've not been so lonely since kicking in the womb
>>217390142LOL
>>217390142Do you like this captcha
>>217390270Retvrn to anvs
Thoughts on Donald Duck: Goin Quackers for the Nintendo 64
>>217390323Think I missed that one
>>217390142you STOLE that from me (who did I steal it from damn can't remember)
would you sign your (hypothetical) progeny up for google gemini homework "helper" ??
do you have a zest for life? a sparkle in your eye?
>>217390321VGH
>>217390569I’m the polar opposite of that. Eve when I was a kid, sometimes random adults would think I was on drugs because I looked dead inside
Spotify added this cool new feature where it just doesn't close
nigward
>>217390675why would you open it in the first place
Sneedson
sneedify
>>217390675maybe next time you'll think before opening it to listen to your video game osts and your j'rogan pod slop you feckless zoomer fuck
I am fuckless
the european dream
>>217391005*gapes you*
>>217390270#iloveit>>217390385Someone posted a Twitter screenshot of some Sam Hyde anti Indian rant or whatever where he said that and it stuck with me!Maybe it was you!!
the ensneedification of everything
I’m a pathetic loser with no friends.
Enjoying the rise in anti-Somalian sentiment.Also have you seen that video of the Minneapolis mayor eating Somalian garbagefood to epically roast Trump where he’s trying really hard not to throw up all over the table
>>217391226this happens in my country
Why do Hasidic Jews always walk so weird?Like this stuff upright super fast shuffle walk that then turns into runningIt’s like a flock of pigeons
Also in other news the Pantone color of the year is a racist dogwhistle and you should all boycott Pantone from now on
https://www.kingdomofloathing.com/create.php?
>>217391673lmao
John Smith here, just shot a buffalo with my rifle, ama
>>217391854USA USA USA
It's perfectly legal to train an AI chat bot on a real person's posts/messages and personal data and have it act in that person's character as long as your conversations with it are strictly private.
Hassidim but I don't believe him
>>217391833You know what I mean right?Just had this video of some Negro in New York at a gas station where hundreds of them appear out of nowhere
>>217391893CACAAWWWW
It's 2 am I gotta get up at 5 to go to work and I'm lying in bed drinking whiskey
>>217391911Yeah, the pigeon analogy is apt
>>217391972Aw man. Having a hangover sucks complete sick though. It makes everything feel worse.
>>217388806Everyone in /cum/ is a disgusting midwesterner
1. The Sabbath "No Running" RuleThe primary driver of this gait is religious law (Halakha). On the Sabbath (Shabbat), tradition forbids running, as it is considered a strenuous "weekday" activity that violates the requirement for rest. * The Technicality: While running (defined as having both feet off the ground simultaneously) is forbidden, walking quickly is allowed. * The Mechanics: To move as fast as possible without religiously "running," men adopt a rapid shuffle. They take very quick, short steps to ensure one foot is always on the ground, resulting in that unique "power-walk" appearance.2. Hat Stability (The "Stiff" Posture)The rigid upper body is a practical necessity for keeping headgear secure. * The Shtreimel: On Shabbat and holidays, married Hasidic men wear large fur hats called Shtreimels. These are heavy, tall, and can cost upwards of $5,000. * Balance: The hats sit high on the head. To keep them balanced without holding them with a hand (which is considered undignified), men must minimize head-bobbing and shoulder swaying. This forces the stiff, upright posture you observed.3. "Walking with Purpose"In Hasidic culture, time is considered a divine commodity. Strolling aimlessly or loitering is often frowned upon. * The Rush: The gait reflects an urgency to perform commandments (Mitzvot). The Talmud specifically encourages running to a synagogue, but walking slowly away from it. * The Goal: If you see this walk, they are almost certainly late for prayers or rushing home for the Shabbat meal. It is a "holy rush."4. The "Flock" DynamicThe "flock of pigeons" visual comes from high community density and synchronization. * Uniformity: Hasidic Jews often live in the same neighborhood and attend the same synagogue at the exact same times. * Synchronization: Because everyone is adhering to the same unspoken physical constraints—don't run, hurry up, keep your head steady—the entire group naturally synchronizes into a single, flowing unit.
read the "women like x y z" copypasta and my mouth started watering when i got to hot chipsi feel like pavlovs fucking dogs fml
>>217392080Name me all the notorious /cum/mers
>>217392049What happenedGamers need their affordable ramEnough is enough
>>217392117VapemanWeedmanLeducman
>>217392105@gork is real
Lego Yoda scream is funny
Lowkey touching videohttps://youtu.be/eUELg2wYEvA
I'm lowkey getting my shit sucked on, and there's nothing you all can do about it
>>217392358We are Charlie KirkWe carry the flameWe live for the GospelWe honor his name
>>217392463
>>217392571Lowkey goes hard
I do not matter in anyone's life
Happy 4:20 AM everybody! To celebrate, I have eaten the edibles into my mouth!
>>217392463I'm stinkfucking your bitch no grease
why
>>217392613
>>217392281AHHHHHHHH
>>217392853clumsy and ineffectual attempt to get me to kill myselfI hate the anti-Christ.
it's so cold
ive been kind of hyperfixated on death lately
Currently sitting at my front door having a late night smoke and a skeleton just walked by.
She's thinking about it logically
>tfw filter list is so long that I opened a thread with 63 posts and only saw 3
>>217393278A spooky one?
>>217393287Millennial women are not meant to be mothers, they just aren't up to the task.
>>217393299I've got 60 threads hidden atm
genz boss and a mini
>>217393326you aren't filtering enough cunts o algo
>>217393346I don't filter countries I just hide threads but I should probably start
If Jesus had His way a lot of motherfuckers would be drowned with millstones about their necks immediately.
>>217393278in middle school I once fried my brain playing minecraft all day at a friend's house, and when I was walking home I saw a white fence post in my peripheral vision and jumped back because I thought it was a minecraft skeleton for a second
I don’t even look at the catalog for this board except to find /cum/.
>>217393369i read that as Jason
I refuse to get into filtering
This is the best part of the New World. This is Agatha and Hyperborea. This is Nova Europa.
Does mental illness run in your family?
>>217393752now I want a lobster roll
Fed dogbergTime for church
time for Godberg
>>217388630>TELL ME WHY >I'm stuck as a virgin with rage>TELL ME WHY >I still need a cute girl my age>TELL ME WHY>I never wanna hear you say>I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
>>217393752Why does this map feature Fairview Cemetery lol
https://voca.ro/1bVTAiUcipz0do you guys think I'll make it as a singer
I am not special I am not loved I am not loved
I am not wanted nobody longs for my presence nobody remembers me as a fond memoryI am nothing
>>217394427Banger alert
I'd be better off dead
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HOLD THE HAND OF SOMEIONE YOU LOVE ???????????????????????????????
I’m slimming! Wee hee hee!
>>217394765No I meant stimming
how do you date a turk
Jeets will cry about anti-Indian racism and “rhetoric” then turn around and say that white people are retarded subhumans and all Muslims need to be killed
>>217394553don't say that. even if you mean it, don't say it. thoughts ignite in oxygen. it's their accelerant. you have to be very careful what you put into the air.
>>217394765based slimer
how crazy do you feel today? I made a grilled cheese for breakfast. I’d say that’s pretty crazy. Maybe a bit wild even.
>>217394948Moderately
>>217394874>muslims are now accepted on 4chanFucking grim what happened to this website? Remember when we were actually conservative and Christian?
>>217394948Mad. Might make a quesadilla even.
>>217394874just because they hate muslims too it don't mean i'm gonna hate them less
>>217395143Muslims are NOT accepted, retardSimply pointing out that Jeets are hypocrites who whine about racism but are the world’s biggest racists to the point where they invited a caste system
>>217394948I want to jump into the lake even if we had nothing but snow
>>217395195>invented>>217395185DEFEND THE WEST DEFEND EUROPA BAN ALL MUSLIMS (and import millions of Jeets) t. White Man Rise Up EUROPA Project 1488 (Based in Delhi)
Trannies are the single group that you could completely wipe out without a single negative effect on the worldBlacks, Muslims, Indians would mean you lose a ton of doctors at the very least but what the fuck do trannies do? Post videos online? Protest? Work at the Trans Rights Center?
Dad yelling at his rat wife againtime to bounce I guess
>>217395381theres probably trannies who are scientists and shit, your point only works because trannies are a tiny tiny portion of the population
>>217395381Most don't even work, anon so you lose 0.5% of the population that already kills itself at a 42-50% rate if we assume the rates aren't higher.
>>217395214wow when the kiwis told the truth on you all it broke your mind. kiwifarms WON
>>217395513Mindbroken Jeet subhuman Denounce Vishnu and Muhammad now, Panreek Poopta
White people (the "Aryans") were originally from northern India.
>>217395513You’re Indian
>>217395381Uh oh not the 0.0000001% of 75 IQ thirdies who are doctors!
>>217395783Not even Indian academics believe this, only seething internet jeets>>217395799Hey its somethingMeanwhile trannies genuinely contribute nothingBut the loss would be more than made up for by the lack of shitskins needing to be treated
Life would be better if everyone was straight
hello. time for church
>>217395897I should go.
>>217395963pray for this world
>>217395897Why do you also go late?
>>217396035I'll be praying for my family and my country as well as for my continued venture in getting-my-life-together.
>>217395872the lgbt invasion of this website destroyed everything i loved about 4chan>>217395897god bless you my christian brother
>>217396053it's not late.
>>217396136>browsing 4chan from churchkind of disrespectful dont you think?
It's crazy that an Indian from some slum can access the same internet as me, I feel like one of their posts should be worth only 3/5th of an American Post
>>217396171He gonna burst into flames, mec
>>217396171
>>217396197I'm not an atheist, it's just kind of disrespectful to be browsing a porn website when you're at church service
Well, I'm at work buzzing from the whiskey I was drinking in bed
>>217396171we haven't left for church yet.
I look good in all black. I look like Luke in Return of the Jedi except I have a more masculine face.
Almost time for this year’s YouTube Rewind
>Iraq not run by Arabs looks like thisHmmmmmm
>>217396253do they will publish that?
.
>>217396264*still
>>217396264It was discontinued six years ago.
don't know how people can still believe in a religion in this day and age
>>217388630Go to bed, Snake
>>217396328i remember back then, before the plandemic, they brought all these famous youtubers under 1 roof and filmed a rewind video
>>217395438Both false. Most are employed, and that's the attempt rate. The completion rate is likely a fraction of that
trannies
>>217396486Source?
>>217396124>the lgbt invasion of this website destroyed everything i loved about 4chanThere's always been queers, chasers, etc. /b/ has always had people posting naked dudes. What's changed in the past 5ish years is the amount of troons occupying gay and cis spaces and "pinkpilling" young men
This is the 23rd most-liked YouTube video of all time, and the only one in the Top 30 to have been made after 2023:https://youtu.be/hUnb-mcIq6kLetting thirdies onto the Internet has been an abject disaster.
despite being 0.5% of the population trannies are all you think about
>>217389291Got them both on vinyl and CD
>>217396530https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/press/transpop-suicide-press-release/
>>217396562who cares dude
>>217396581Wheres the line about most of them being employed
>>217396613https://ustranssurvey.org/report/jobs-housing/
transphobe destroyed with facts and logic
i love jesus
>>217396646>https://ustranssurvey.org
>>217396673you are muslim
>>217396221>>217396343>>217396541
>>217396677I'll Wait for evidence showing otherwise
>>217396716Weird how you don't use that logic for other peoples baseless claims
>almost always jerk off on Saturday and Sunday mornings>never during the week>yesterday went at it too hard and long and fucked up my dick>have urges to jerk off again but think it might be a bad idea>playing video games insteadSo, is it better to play video games than jerk off?
>>217396813Your IQ must be 70-80
>>217396832that makes no sense
I support the redrawing of the world's borders to how they were at the end of the First World War.
I wish we could all have sex with each other in the mouth and ass with our dicks haha
hello
im not gay
>>217396813you shouldn't be looking at porn you faggot. you should be attending church and renouncing your sins.>>217396888Leviticus 18:22
>>217396739Like what?
I mean if you just let anybody who comes off a plane immediately become American or Canadian then what does it mean to be American or Canadian?
>>217396888the trad life
>>217397061The idea that anyone can “become” Canadian is transgender ideology tier magical thinking
>>217396700i'm orthodox
>>217396960>faggotthat's not very nice, Eliah
u crackas just wanna be us niggaz mane
I’m Canadian because I want to kill myself! Wehehe. It’s a bombad doodoo life on on this chinese bitchfaggot of an earth. So if you’re not suicidal, you’re probably retardidal.
i am Canadian
i WILL study law 2 hours in the morning tommorowi WILL study another 2 hours in the afternoon tommorowi WILL do a workout tommorow eveningi WILL study spanish 1 hour tommorow evening
>>217397127Take your meds.
>>217396813>fucked up my dickwhat happened?
>>217397172Bitch why? They just make me sleepy and unable to get a big boner. Fuck that.
>>217397082He's still around? God bless him
Church is stupid
are you going to hell
Failed coup attempt in Benin (wilted rose emoji)
WhoopdeedooWhoopdeedooI hear a polka and my troubles are through
>>217397334Bronze Age fairy tales aren't real, my guy.
>>217397334Hell isn't real
Hi Bosnian
>>217397373>>217397374So yes
>>217397334Ah shit probably. I think hell is worse than I deserve. But I don’t think I’d make it to heaven. Maybe the whole thing’s fake. That’s still the saddest outcome to me. It would be better for some to be saved than none at all.
The Christian God is a massive insecure tyrant. Lucifer was a hero
>>217397398There's nothing to be saved from
>>217397430Death
kino https://youtu.be/-xTvVEBhoWI?si=B6cu4XkVoMceE9xd
Religion is proof that people will believe absolutely anything if you tell it to them long enough
I think the art is beautiful but I don't think I can believe in the present.
Chicago is anime confirmed
>>217397436All things living must die, that's the way of things
>>217397455That looks nice.
>>217397378hi
>>217397117>>217397446>>217397430
>>217397474Jedina was a pretty anthem.
>>217397486Believing myths from thousands of years ago doesn't make you smart
>>217397468Of course. But I enjoy the idea that there would be some way to overcome that fate. It’s my own fear of nonexistence resonating in me. So I feel that it would be nice if there were some way to transcend death. But I’m not optimistic that such a thing is actually true.
>>217397469Yeah the director of this anime used to live in Chicago
>>217397496it was shit
NEW>>217397491
>>217397542Why
>>217396562I like
