saw edish
Just want her to squeeze out a hot log of shit into my open mouth.
>>217646005saw seen
just not going to consume war footage simple as
nth for the gyaldem
think i've been shadowbanned on the group chatmy bangers are not getting the response they deserve
I mean honestly Not much worse than dying while bumming/getting bummed in a trench and then they upload the footage to rinse youImagine your mum and dad seeing that
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1pn5rlz/preciselyaimed_ukrainian_dronedropped_grenade/:/
>>217646041Wise decision
>>217646061See>>217646041
a man's BRAIN is his WEAPON
>>217646077The pen is mightier than the sword.
>>217646069mate you've been spamming shit about emma watson for literally half a decade you've got no mental elf worth savingunironically you'd be doing the world a favour having your brain blown out in a similar manner. no offence
>>217646077You’re fighting with a pea shooter then.
>>217646088>half a decadeIt's a full decade at this point
the penis mightier than the sword
Women have always been the primary victims of war, Rorke
Someone sent a bum threat to London Heathrow
threw my iphone away. bad for you init.
>>217646113very last year. need some new grinch posts this year
Mad how quickly Germany was forgiven when you think about it
>>217646122Poor women fighting in the trenches. Rember <3
>>217646088He’s a fucking headcaseProbably thousands of posts over the years to a captive audience.
>>217646056if trans women are women and not "identifying" (read: pretending) then this isn't transphobic in the slightest
>>217646061some say he pulled through and ended up becoming the prime minister of britain!
>>217646035What in the flying fuck is this board's obsession with this fucking roastie? You do realize she no longer looks like that, do you? And didn't look like that for like a decade. All those pics are from like 2011-2012 kek.
>>217646167It's one schizo
https://strawpoll.com/NoZrzRQrpZ3/Gimmick of the year pollThe more votes the betterVote for YOUR favourite gimmick of 2025
rorke ptsd
>>217646158they would've loved this joke on HIGNFY
>>217646167>boardffs it's literally one yank who's been posting her for yearshttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/emmayank/order/asc/
>>217646149Speak for yourself. I haven't forgotten. If it were up to me Germany would still be occupied and paying reparations to this day.
Je suis Rorque
>>217646179dont think theyd play that video on telly
I hope you transphobes are happy
>>217646177ai would do a better job than this
/brit/'s favourite actor? Who else but Don Cheadle!
Linksypol lecturing Rorke over BrexitRorke mentioning the war
>>217646202Yep. I am
>>217646177that list is like 50% heathernonce shit
>>217646149was simply the necessity of the time. NATO needed a functional and well-armed buffer state to take the brunt of any soviet western expansion. kneecapping germany would have meant having france as the main defensive line which nobody, least of all the french, wanted
>>217646227i think the point is to wind people up
haul from the weekly
>>217646202The final boss of leftypols
in my country i grew up poor so working for £15 per hour feels like im a millionaire in my small interpretation of the world, i can live in my appartment with my girlfriend and my cat with comfortable savings and thats a life i would do anything for when i was a teenager
>>217646240sir stomach cancer
>>217646202literally who and literally what
>>217646177>work clobber beeit was appropriately dressed for the occasion ribombee and it was not a gimmick, but a glimpse into my troubled mind
>>217646113GRINCHED
>>217646240mfs buy this then say they cant afford food anymore because of the cozzy livs
>>217646240wonder how many people actually live like this but have the decency to not share it
>>217646240You're going to get colon cancer
>>217646218looooool>>217646259It's a very big podcast 2bf
got the catstein tucked inside a blanket aha
>>217646259outing yourself as being fairly insular here
>>217646236fair enough
Just seen a nigga wearing moccasins
>>217646247kino
>>217646255Sir Thomas Chancer
>>217646177>>217646208>>217646227ignore this lad, that the real poll happened yesterday at https://strawpoll.com/jVyG2eb58Z7
I'm here most days and I've never heard of work clobber bee
>>217646061hohols will posting these for next few decade as they cope with losing a quarter of their country
>>217646202He's extremely replaceable (though it blatantly will be with a woman). Never found him to be crucial to the programme at all.
Slept for 14 hours last night and could easily have gone longer. That's not normal is it?
>>217646278>>217646288dont do podcaststhat doesnt make me an incelthe two facts are unrelated
>>217646061
This is what you crave
>>217646303adding options way after most people have voted would be good for a nominations round but not the actual thing
I eat muller light. The light means it’s healthy
niggas earning 130 quid a day talking about feelin like a millionaire fuck is you talking about :skull:
>>217646307>even in the russian's wildest dreams they're still getting their brains blown out in muddy ukrainian fields for a decadeoh my days
I'll have a muffit of clobber bee please.
Throughout most of its history, the UN has faced funding issues. However they have become severe since 2020, and in 2025, the UN began facing a financial crisis resulting from delays in member state due payments and refusal to pay the amount the UN charges. A major problem is that the United States, the largest contributor, has a law in place since 1994 where it will not pay more than 25% of total UN Peacekeeping fees, however it is currently assessed 27%. Additionally the US and the second largest contributor, China often delay their payments in order to influence the UN on topics such as the Gaza war and Persecution of Uyghurs in China. Other countries have begun to follow suit, triggering a financial crisis. On 19 May 2025, only 61 countries paid their dues on time and in full. The crisis is causing massive budget cuts within the UN, with the UN warning that millions of lives are being put at risk.
my thread got zero replies ladsit was on topic and everythingyou literally need racebait or a coomer image to get any interaction these days
me? avoiding sausage and ham since theyre processed foods. just pop a chicky breast into the air fryer and slice it thinly and put it on the sandwichbergwill outlive all of you
say what you want about Mr Kipling but he really does make exceedingly good cakes
Bruce ya drongo you misunderstood the post ya bloody galah
>>217646311assume you spent the previous putting in some hard work bricklaying yeah?
erm...lads?
Sorry but the new poll is blatantly the real one. The other had no options and this one had options that gimmick of the year mong actually posted about being nominated. The other one was obviously heathernonce
had the lenovo technician out to fix me work laptop, was supposed to come yesterday but didn't come til this morning told me he's upgrading my 32gb ram to 64gb for the inconvenience
>>217646304https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/kIylVkS-X1w8_Qk6Cn1FWg/
>>217646177fake poll
What happens if you put the instant pot lid into the dishwasher?
>>217646350*Dies from a stroke two days later*
:)
on the way to grinch a luh katy
>>217646356we've spoken about this already
the face he makes when he wants cuddles, food, or sex
>>217646356>Knighton is married to Caitlin, a partner in a Cambridge-based law firm. The couple share their Cambridge home with their two daughters.GET THEM SENT
I'm going to bed good night
What are you lads getting for Christmas then?
>>217646373>school>refugee island
>>217646333>as they cope with losing a quarter of their countrythere it is
>>217646376Looks like a koala bear here, little koala John ahaha
why do people come in here to deliberately ruin itvery big shame
>>217646388prefer not to say
>>217646388I've circled the Mitsubishi Arse Wank 930 in the Argos catalogue and left it conspicuously on the dining room table for the parenstein to seeFingers crossed
sir john lennon felled at the battle of the dakota inn
>>217646390grim that they couldnt get more than a quarter after years though
Starting to think maybe they should've have spent decades shaming people for sticking up for Britain
Hiding in my roomScared of the postman
Mad how WWIII will be run on the gentlemen's agreement that no nukes will be used as long as we get to turn every single zoomer into pink mist
>>217646177mental how this has been open for 17 hours and still has fewer votes than the other one got in 3 hours
>>217646388I am in need of nothing. I just wish they'd give me money instead of pointless tat and plastic shite
>>217646434would not have happened if i was there
>>217646407Because it’s their entire life. Having any measure of control over this place means they’ve taken control of the only thing that matters to them.
>>217646445sounds like the first two lyrics of a smiths track
>>217646438thats the quarter russians live in
I turn every fucking british radio and it just fucking christmas musicwhy are you so fan of christmas?
>>217646467Not anymore
>>217646389Refuge you illiterate spaz
>>217646477you have to renounce your claim to the falklands to post here
in ancient societies with frequent violence we gave people with low empathy an outlet and celebrated them as warriors, now they run amok amongst us killing and manipulating people
>>217646450That's the agreement, is it, that's what the diplomats have all agreed to is it
>>217646477its just nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTya_V54feY
Need Emma Watson using my tender bollocks as a speedbag pronto.
>>217646464Caterwauling
Off to see the granAnd no, before you ask
>>217646498Hope you have a good time :) x
>>217646498give her a snog from me lad
having a beach bonfire this christmas its gonna be lit
>>217646498>And no, before you ask: (
>>217646505Will do x>>217646510Probably won’t do that
Telling leftypol the small boats have Russians on them
southern hemisphere niggas celebrating christmas in summer omds
>>217646515A Bondi beach bonfire would be a real gas.
>>217646515How big do you do them?I imagine if it's on a beach you can do a fuck off fire at least 5 metres tall >>217646530oh okay
>>217646356Nothing ever happens, right?Europe won't be destroyed?
>>217646498did she cum when you shagged her up the arse?...oh
breaking news as local father rorke's da clobbered to death in a grinching gone wrong
>>217646455That's because heathernonce botted the other
>>217646467so why are they still fighting then
>>217646562minimalism mogs though, dont need all that excessive clutter to over stimulate me
>>217646491why?
Fanny like a ripped tennis ball
>>217646567Doubt he’s smart enough to “bot” anything. Probably just turned on airplane mode on his mobile data so he could vote multiple times
>>217646562fucked itabsolutely fucking*starts banging on the table*
>>217646567bizarre conspiracy theoryif you remove all the votes for the cronem the real poll still has more votes than yours
>>217646562millenialns need to be raped with red hot fireplace implements
>>217646587couldnt be me
Mad how Russia have no men and no tanks and no guns and only took a few towns in four years and we need to step up and fight them before they steamroll Europe and land at Dover
>>2176465622025 is easier to clean
Everyone on /brit/ is a 6'4 michelin star level chef who only eats self-made food cooked from only the freshest ingredients
>>217646583leftypol unmasked
I took a Jewish youth group to the Holocaust memorial. It was very tiring, they were all gassed by the time it was over.
>>217646608They have tons of tanks, guns, and men
>>217646583sunflower lanyard indicates invisible disability, specifically clinical narcissism
>>217646599And yet my poll is still of a far higher quality
nghguehh
>>217646615Still upset after being called a mong for your pathetic haul?
>>217646562one looks lived inone looks frozen in time
>>217646562Would unironically prefer more minimalism than the bottom photo
got the gay wank tunes oncooking up some quorn nuggets for brunch
>>217646599Are you a retard
https://youtu.be/t-v1UXFMzl0?t=341is it just me or does Piers all of a sudden get completely subjugated and meek once he switches over to the over the top RP, it was like Piers was back at his posh boys school lmao
>>217646628seems pretty visible to me
>>217646615not that hard to pick up some vegetables from the lidl market and throw them in the air fryer nigga
woman next to me on the tube let a little fart go and it smelt like garlic
>>217646637What's for lunch?
>>217646628>InvisibleNot so invisible mate, pretty sure I could have figured this one out
>>217646649I have the highest iq in this thread
just did a garlicy fart
>>217646659Do you reckon Emma Watson ever uses the tube?
> NEW: Green leader Zack Polanski is open to an election deal with Labour to keep out Nigel Farage as long as Keir Starmer is ousted as leader
What’ss going on with seasidemark?
wagies getting my home at 7PM to cut up vegetables for 45 minutes then spend 8 minutes eating a meal then it's time to wash up the pots and pans and hop into bed
yh mate fried vegetables for tealuv it
>>217646672yh
brb go the Carabao Cup final to play on fifa x
>>217646672Not THE tube but she definitely uses a tube - specifically to funnel her farts and poo into my mouth.
>>217646650dunno
just smelt an awful garlic fart on the tube and saw some incelish lad on 4chan on his laptop with a little table
>>217646679Omds leftypol
>>217646662Haven't yet decided, got more options than frozen meals you see
luv a good fried carrot stickhealthy innit
>>217646679>As long as thing that won't happen happensHe seems to have missed the memo that core labour voters are going in the direction of reform, not green
should say getting home at not "getting my home" I'm on mobile I have to leave the thread now as I have made a typo goodbye
>>217646713Such as?
>>217646714mmmhmm carrots, houmous and quorn scotch eggs are the new neoliberal midmorning snack x
>>217646679thank you for taking in our best
got 10 (You)s on my /tv/ grinching post earlier >>>/tv/216641969we run this website
doing some very smelly farts
>>217646755It's not his real name
>>217646769shame
>>217646758oh wow well done son. tell you what? we're going to stick your post up on the fridge!
>>217646745healthy innit
>>217646758mental how hard /brit/ has grinched the rest of this awful website
heathermong doing his weird control freakish imagined powerplay shite again
>>217646697alright lad, would you be able to analyse the situation
>>217646758Whenever I see a picture of Bradley Walsh outside this general I flinch like a battered wife
>>217646650hahaha
>>217646745bet they peelin' & resealin' yeh? x
A million Muslims live in New York City.
Which song is the peak millennial anthem?I would say it's Mr Brightsidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MaKmKJqoc
>>217646758do brits like pugh?
>>217646577cause ukis haven't given up yet
>>217646650Piers almost certainly got his arse diddled by the rugby boys at Eton
>>217646812its all he has to show the for the last few years of his life
I hate the Grinch. Something about it makes me feel ill, probably the ugly face and crusty green excuse for fur that looks like stained pubes. I'm a Grinch for the Grinch.
right might get on the gay porn, tins, bokkles, in that order
mad how the ukraine war hasnt produced a single good tunemeanwhile the serbs and bosnians were cranking out bangers in the studio non stophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg&list=RDqeAEdU4p5Cg&start_radio=1
>>217646812>control freakish imagined powerplaythe quorn eggs?
do enjoy the grinch-posting
*puts my thinking hat on*
>>217646769No Polanski is his real name paulden was the fake name
get him booked
any gay homosexuals in?
Christmas is probably the best time of year for this place. Specifically after the 19th up to the New Year
>>217646886i wouldnt know. im with my family, gf, and friends during that time
just grinched a bitch and now I'm heating up some Quorn mini cocktail sausages
The head of our secret services is a middle-aged woman whose grandad helped the Nazis and she gives public speeches
>>217646887women love him
>>217646887blacks will be 34 years old and still going to the club every week
>>217646898I’ll be with my gf this year on ChristmasNot leading up to it though. That’s insane
Farage certainly isn't perfect but at least he's not a homosexual Jew who's interests seem to be with sexual degenerates and the global south
>>217646902mmmhmm bet they peelin' and resealin' x
>>217646911whites will be 34 years old and never been to the club once
>>217646758>born to late to get grinchedit's not right
>>217646056mad how perverted men with a panty fetish managed to convince basically the entire left liberal establishment that they're a legitimate civil rights movement akin to women's suffrage and black liberation
:P
Never went clubbing much but DO NOT like the idea that I'm too old for it
>>217646929Trannies are finished mate, we've moved onto the immies
Hello 190! It’s me! Nigel Farage!
>>217646933honestly why even bother going to university if that's the best you can dojust spend the money on a gap year then learn a trade or something.
liverpoojohn mooruniversity
>>217646933mate go to a proper unithere's no point going to a shite one
met an 80 odd year old man with a young man's voice earlier
>>217646929>they're a legitimate civil rights movement akin to women's suffrage and black liberation>
Got to hand it to the trans lads though, they had an unbelievable run for a few years there before it all came crashing down
>>217646937Me when I take a sip of my brew (still too hot must wait a bit for it to cool down ouch ouch I burned my tongue)
want to watch the gf get GRINCHED
>>217646937>>217646956https://streamable.com/xs7sjy
HR ladies soaking their panties when they see "liverpool john moores university" on the cv no doubt
>>217646957>>217646959it’s a good uni
on a bus in the big city
got me vodka and me cognac, anyone got a good albo for the packet?
>>217646977mad that they actually got as far as being invited into schools to talk to children in drag
>>217646994God forbid someone try’s to better themself all you guys do is hate 24/7
>>217646850I like this Ukrainian tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUFOqfZNI6E
>>217646999Clean your shoes
I fingered a goth girl in our videography lecture at uni
cartman called kyle a jew again xD
up the ra
>>217646999>skinny jeansomds bender
>>217647025“no”
Feeling Seriously Sad
>>217646995>>217647018mate I mean it, go to a good uni
Sir John Moores CBE (25 January 1896 – 25 September 1993) was an English businessman, telegraphist, football club owner, politician and philanthropist, most famous for the founding of the now defunct Littlewoods retail and football pools company. Liverpool John Moores University is named in his honour.Moores' football-betting empire and Littlewoods stores made him one of Britain's richest men.
>>217647019choon
won the Carabao Cup x
>>217647034they’re reggo jeans what you on about
Mad how I spent all my uni years working my ass off only to get ignored by HR KatiesNo point crying over spilled milk but I know I would have some nuggets of wisdom for my 18 yo self
>>217647042It’s top 4% of universities in the world mate
if your uni was founded after 1900 there's unironically no point in even attendingdoubly so for former polys
Just got banned for saying a post was dogshit and to gain a clue“Banned text” literally 1984
>>217647062yeah but you're not in the world are you? you're here
>>217647071>Littlewoodsholy sovl there's a name i haven't heard in years
get the swede fucked
how do i choose between two usernames i like equally
>try'sthat's why you're not at oxford
hologlod
My YouTube days are over de lads
don't like this weathercold AND humidpick a lane mate haha
>>217647068your country wasn't even founded in 1900
>>217647092sent that lad flyingcan't even remember the name of his uni lolliverpool poly or something
right so basically if you’re not going to Oxford or Cambridge then just don’t bother then yeah? Fuck you lot I hate you all
>>217646813nah not particularly
>>217647102well thats his hammered into the bowels of the earth and out the other side
>>217647102oz has a bunch of unis founded before 1900>>217647115nah just go to proper liverpool uni or maybe manchester uni
No I'm just joking mate, I didn't even finish secondary school hahano GCSEs or nothing
>>217647102usyd 1850 you SPASTIC
All Spiked cares about is the Jews now
>>217647115Pay no attention to the bitter jaded incels that have achieved nothing and only say negative things
>we've spoken about this already
me? got a phd in lifelive by the rules of the streettake it up the arse 5 days a week without it being gay
didn't even finish primary school, megot 000 on my sats
love labradors me
>>217646933how old are you mate? living with your parents?
is leeds uni a good unifounded 1904
>>217647155Nothing wrong with that
>>217646993The next leader of the worlds 5the largest economy called 190 a wastemanWe live in a simulation of a simulation
doing a lapoopoo
>>217647171didn't ask for you pemission did i CUNT get the fuck OUT of my thread
Left school at 16 with the bare minimum GCSEs and sat on my arse and done nothing for 10 years now. What a failure
>>217647168no sorry 4 years too late
>>217647155gay poo SCREAming
>>217647164me toonever seen one in real life mind you but i had one on nintendogs
>>217647189FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
thick as paint me
>>217647185Minor spelling mistake sighted
>>217647187went to uni got a career bought a house me
my uni? founded in 1364
what if your uni was founded before 1900 but was a tech college until the 1990s
beginning to suspect the cat might be a communist
>>217647191how have you never seen a labrador they are one of the most popular dogs
me? smart but lazy x
>>217647201you're actually polish?
I went to the university of life after finishing up at the school of hard knocks
>>217647212am blind
world seemed solved so i didn't feel the need to bother in school
nobody ever asked to see my degree, A level or GCSE certificates could have literally said anything on my cv
>>217647208it's just a jokeshould go to a uni that is good but people whose parents didn't go to uni don't know which unis are good or not
>>21764716518 and yes
>>217647214i amtheres 2 polish flags and ive been told the other one is a brit who just works here
NEW>>217647241>>217647241>>217647241
ooo kurwa
18 and posting here should be a fucking crime. Never even gave life a chance
>>217647235i didn't get in to the one i wanted to because i was stuck in turkey when my portfolio was due
I left school at 14 and cleaned up on a building site for cash in hand until I was 16 when I became an electrician's apprentice
>>217646933It's not worth a lifetime of debt to go to fucking John Moore's
>>217646611also looks dirty faster
here we all are in the new, then
