Prev >>217665708Tonechan edition
Just lost all my izzat to timmy
>>217667222his mom on onlyfans dear sir
getting high, might goon to femboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY
Anora is the only film that filters both foids and incels
Do all Georgians still have a good hairline in old age
>>217667140People often forget that Stalin was pro-Hitler up untill the point Germany invaded Russia. This makes leftypol seethe
>>217667256tfw no lusty argonian maid
hi
>>217667191>Chris chan is 43 years old
>>217667251I found it annoying how they cast the whore and her boyfriend with Jew actors, but then the boyfriend’s oligarch parents appeared to be actual Russians, making it so the whore and the boyfriend looked more related than the boyfriend and his purported parents
Just so the euro threads know
Real men live like this
>>217667289Russian jews exist
>>217667292It would have been better to keep that statement brief but it could have been worse
>>217667281
>>217667292Cringe
>>217667314Most Jews tend to have curly hair. Russians typically have very straight and smooth hair like this.
>>217667312looks nice
>>217667325
>>217667314Okay, but ethnic Russians do not spawn Jew sons. It was immersion-breaking
Anyone seen FNAF 2
I'm getting BTFO by the captcha
>>217667325How did Cris Chan avoid prison?
>>217667343Not interested
>>217667345IIRC it was something to do with a fuck-up in judicial procedure that meant they had to let him go; he wasn’t actually exonerated for his crimes per se
>>217667349Why did they let russia keep it's prussian enclave, anyway
At first I thought the new captcha was confusing but then I figured out what you're supposed to do and it's really easy.
>>217667349you know that's fake right
>>217667368Cope
>>217667343Not a flattering outfit. She looks like her body is facing the wall and her head is on backwards
>>217667359It was legally part of the Russian part of the USSR, and it was settled with Russians after they ethnically cleansed the Germans. It would have been a huge headache in the 90s to ethnically cleanse the Russians and fill it with Poles or something. Russia purportedly tried selling it back to Germany, but the deal never panned out; huge mistake by the Germans to not seize the opportunity, as Kaliningrad is now a massive problem for NATO.
>>217667375but it actually is fake though
>>217667252Not Beria. Stalin also doesn't look that old here. He seems to have a little thinning in the later photos
time for my yearly rewatch of year without a santa claus
>>217667377How do you know that’s not what’s happening
>>217667368It's real. it's from the ECDC, 2019
>>217667385>Let us sell back to you what we stoleYeah no shit they declined kek
>>217667385>massiveIdk about all that but it would certainly factor into the calculous
For me it's big Genghis. What a chad.
>>217667391Is that the one with Burgermeister Meisterburger
>>217667398Do boobs grow out of peoples back sometimes?
>>217667386HIV/AIDS surveillance in Europe 2020European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control
>>217667361it was absolutely busted when it came out and got fixed later in the day
toil on the morrow
>>217667426Yeah, they’re called boobs (portmanteau of back-boobs)
>>217667448>>217667463I guess he's forgiven for all those rapes since it was so long ago
>>217667463We used to have statues of Canada’s founder Sir John A. MacDonald, but antifa took them down because he was a chuddie
I like the new captcha. I appreciate not having to type anything in.
>>217667478I've never even heard of himI didn't think Canada had a founder
>>217667474boohoo roastie
>>>/r9k/83409845Imagine made one this good
>>217667482He was the first Prime Minister. He was one of many founders.
I could beat anyone here in a fair fight.
>>217667424heat and snow miser
I haven't experienced the new capcha due to my 4chan pass
>my 4chan pass
>>217667499Genghis Kahn would slaughter you.
>>217667386No, it isn't>>217667403
>>217667492I stopped eating in my room because it’s messy and I can afford the 10 minutes it takes to eat in the living room. Seeing all your food clutter reminded me.I make an exception if my mom has guests over.
>>217667482Prior to when Canada confederated in the mid 19th century, modern day Canada was a collection of multiple distinct colonies. Everyone got spooked by the assembly of military might that occurred during the U.S. Civil War, and Sir John A. MacDonald led efforts to unite the colonies of British North America into one big country so as to not get picked off separately.
>>217667509i’d drop this chinaman like a bad habit
>>217667457
>>217667512haha yeah(but it actually is)
>>217667509GK would join my cause. I can be very persuasive.
>>217667522No, it's not. The source has been cited twice in fact
what about 'tilla
>>217667343She has Mar-a-largo face
There's a 40 year old man in my home yelling at a video game. What the fuck is my life
>>217667534This dude was a pussy
>>217667534I’d tell him that my favourite colour is also yellow. Boom. Instant bros.
>>217667515This isn't taught in American schools
>>217667540he would batter the fuck out of you idiot
>>217667550Americans should scrap holocaust-slavery class, and teach a history of North America
>>217667539youre the 40 year old man, arent you anon
>>217667550Makes sense, it's hardly taught in Canadian schools. And IIRC it wasn't just the Civil War, the States had been eyeing British North America even before the Revolution.
Why cook when it's cheaper to eat out?
The North American continent should be one country ruled by the USA after kicking out the Mexicans from Mexico.
Going to bed. See you guys tomorrow.
i wish women would have sex with me
>>217667599You can pay them to
>>217667585There were multiple episodes to that effect, including the U.S. invasion of Quebec during the Revolutionary War, and the War of 1812. You could count the Fenian conflict as at least adjacent as well. The US Civil War was important though as the last straw that brought the Canadian colonies together in confederation. It’s no coincidence that it happened in the 1860s.
le EPIC /b/ girl XD
>>217667601those are nasty and ugly though
>>217667589can this stupid bitch not divide that $52 in many burgers? or does it just make one burger and that's it?
>>217667594Too soon, anon…
When I was a little kid when I looked at a globe I thought the shape of South America was the USA and I thought North America was Europe. I don't know why but that's what I thought desu.
god femboys are so hot....
>>217667589$52 worth of burger patties/ground beef, buns, and veg would make more than one burger you spanner. Half that stuff the average person already has at home, too. A box of 8 frozen burger patties is like $18 and a pack of 12 buns is like $6, some tomatoes and lettuce would maybe be another $10, most people already have ketchup and mustard etc, a jar of pickles is like $6. That'll make you the entire pack of patties at least. The idea that fast food is actually cheaper than store bought has never been true.
There's a real place in Oklahoma and Colorado called Black Mesa like the company in Half Life.
>>217667612I usually pick up supplies for 12 burgers at a time, since my preferred buns come it a 12-pack. I can sort of see what she’s getting at in general, but it’s not true of most foods, and burgers are a particularly bad example, since it’s one of the cheapest possible meals. I guess it’s not great if you’re just cooking for one
>>217667594Would someone please explain why she's supposedly dead?
bowelsberg needs me in his office
Pimp nigga, breakin' on a bitch niggaDrinkin' on some Crown clown, watch me whoop a dirty ho downI was raised to dog 'em all, smack 'em up, jack 'em upPush 'em to the wall, dawg, fill they mouth up full of nutFuck 'em in the bunk bed or the fuckin' toilet bowlIt really don't matter to me 'cause she's a G, won't make your pockets swoleNow I gotta dump that ho, but she wanna stick meWith a fuckin' knife, bitch, I'm strapped with an Uzi
I get my disability money in T-minus 4 hours.
>um actually the price of ground beef at my store is blah blah blah blahCanadians are so boring.
>>217667217post what?
>>217667664We're actually all stoned, that's why we're all talking about mundane shit.
>>217667661real disability or made up fake bullshit leech disability?
>>217667680Real. I get $3000/mo for my ADHD.
>>217667666
>>217667661gonna buy a big lego set?
He was gay, chrischan?
>>217667689I have adhd and I don't get moneyWhere's my money
IN OTHER WORDS, PLEASE BE TRUUUUUEIN OTHER WORDS, I LOVE YOOOOOOUUU
what the fuck is this captcha
Anyone else notice that brits usually have retarded hair cuts? Like even when they have a normal head shape they choose to get some bizarre retard style, what the fuck is wrong with them.
The new captcha is to filter out extremely low iq people
*points at you*https://youtu.be/x6AL1XnHJZs?si=80VuIEFWpL75SUdB
>>217667694sorry i only like girls, twinks and feminine boys but also cute trance
i’m fucking gay and retarded bitch
>santa isnt real
How do you start a company?Can you make up your own company and declare yourself the CEO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGnet1fjzTk
>femboys
>>217667777Yes. You would need to incorporate it, usually costs a few hundred bucks.
>>217667777Yes abd yes
>>217667785what does that mean
>>217667784holy fuck this is revolting, unironically delete this or I will actually report it
after playing ufo 50 i have determined that retro games are shit and boomers have rose-tinted glasses
> i have determined that retro games are shit
>>217667680It's like both. Been on it for years. >>217667689Nowhere near. PWD is $1,483.50 in BC. And I pay for the PWD bus pass every month so if I wasn't doing that I'd get $50 more.
>>217667695No that's utterly gay. I buy books and band merch.
This one the best games ever and is still fun to play
>>217667795Go to your local chamber of commerce/town hall and ask them how to incorporate. Usually just involves some paperwork and paying some fees. They'll give you a business number and sometimes a tax number and register your business. It'll depend on the type of business too. Here in Ontario you can just get a "numbered company" and then do whatever you want with it. Tons of pajeets do this, then they run like 3-4 shell companies under one numbered company and launder money/scams/etc.
>>217667817are you PKD leaf?
I read that medieval guilds were the origin of what we would call companies or corporations.
>>217667820lmao wanna see the AI prompt used to generate this one
>>217667824aria is better
>>217667835Kinda I guess. Or unions really
stop being disabled it's degenerate
Walter White from Breaking Bad with his goatee and glasses looked like Gordon Freeman from Half Life.
>Ayyy yoo SEXY GAL wagwan woman you fi make bad man like I crazy for da pom pomhttps://youtu.be/6rgStv12dwA?si=9d7qlY6snZPgV3dB
Have any of you all nibbas been following the harrowing story of rockalina the eastern box turtle?
Do something heroic and difficult
Washing your bloody penis is the ultimate act of bravery. Be the strongest man at your father's funeral by wiping your penis on his casket. That's how you defeat the devil. That's how you defeat CHAOS.
Before I watched Mad Men I didn't know that there was such a thing as an advertizing companies. I thought the company that makes the actual product just makes their own ads for it.
>>217667897Being your father for $100 John!
>>217667832Perhaps?
>>217667914Many large companies do have internal marketing as well. I work for a mega corp and we have a marketing division.
>>217667914That's because you're ignorant
I never knew my father, kind of poses a real problem for Peterson's entire schtick eh?
>>217667941What id you had two mothers
>>217667930>I work for a mega corpYou work for McDonald's lol.
sim simma
Jordan Peterson said that he's bad at mathematics. He said that he's good with words but not numbers.
Without a father in the household you end up Canadian
>>217667947I don't, but even if I did there's people who work in McDonald's corporate world and make like $300k a year.But I work for an insurer. It's such a common industry I know there's at least 2 other insurance anons who frequent /cum/.
>>217667957I'm good at ratios and percentages.
How about a cat businessman and he works in inpurrance
>>217667957that means he is mentally a woman which also explains why he cries all the time
>>217667926I have 28 books on my 'to buy' list
>>217667977>The creator of Jim the Inpurrance Salesman was brutally murdered in his Ontario home after releasing the first two volumes of the comic
>>217667897>>217667910>curly hair>brown eyes>swarthy skin tone>weird faceDoes he have like Spanish or Italian ancestry or something
>>217667964It's so common because it's the easiest way to seperate people from their money. No other industry can force you to pay for a service you often aren't obligated to provide
>>217668004I love the american robin
>>217668011I didn't expect him to be so controversial
>>217668012he's half mexican
>>217668014>force you to paybut insurance is 100% voluntary, they can't force you to buy anything
by the content of my farts you would think a torrential downpour of feces but instead just tiny lil nugs
>>217668027I think it was the Diddy scene and the one where Jim becomes a slave owner that really set people over the edge
There's a horror movie about a credit card company that's like cursed or something and if you use their credit card you'll be followed by these ghosts for the rest of your life
>>217668012The English are swarthy
>>217668004Nice I guess? Mine is a lot longer but the ones that I'm actually keen to read is much, much shorter. https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/2PL5T1DWG8ZHR
>>217668062no but canadians are
>>217668024me too. I saw robin eggs when I was a kid and I've loved birds ever since. that shade of blue is the prettiest color in nature
if you do like a little research you will find out the earth is flath, the moon is a hologram and there's a civilization living past the icewall oh? what? you don't trust me? of course the pedopholic satanic people is way more trustable
>>217668061Well it's not really a HORROR horror movie per se. It's more like a quirky horror-ish comedy type movie.
>>217668053Sometimes the little ones are the worst. They're like putrid little demons sneaking out of your asshole one by one. I drank a bunch of rum and egg nog this weekend and the resulting farts made me want to vomit.
The dating app experience in 2025>every other profile is a fat girl, dog mom, ghetto black girl, super tatted girl with dyed hair and piercings >oh you want to reply to their message sorry you need the diamond plus subscription that starts at $40/month>press back button interrupted by an ad MEET SINGLE TRANNIES IN YOUR AREAGrim beyond belief
>>217668095>of course the pedopholic satanic people is way more trustablewho are the "pedopholic satanic people"
>>217668042Car insurance is mandatory in the us, at least in most states. Health insurance used to be mandatory too.
>>217668101why are you using dating apps you disgusting normalfaggot
Thoughts on Quarians?
>>217668101I lowkey don't know how did date for a long-term relationship
>>217668101using apps for dating is like using mcdonalds to loose weight
>>217668108>who are the "pedopholic satanic people"This guy for starters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_A._Aquino
>>217668123space gypsies
>>217668123
where the FUCK do you even meet women these days
>>217668129what does the US Army have to do with the American Space program?
>>217668128I wouldn't even fuck one of these girls let alone date em desu
You can buy a chocolate mold of your bf's anus
>>217668128No it isn't
these days you dont meet women no more, you just live and die alone as an incel
That's the most jingoistic thing I've ever heard
>>217668147At this point I'm taking anything that doesn't have obvious needlemarks. I'm not picky.
>>217668109Car insurance is only required if you want to drive on public roads. Even then you only need liability coverage, which ensures you can't fuck other people over if you cause an accident.
>>217668142Idk I just got here haven't been following your conversation You asked who are the pedophilic satanic elite and i have you an example
>>217668165being a military officer =! being an "elite"
>>217668182yeah but some of them are
>>217668066there's a lot of stuff in there i don't like the look of. I suggest cs lewis' 'space trilogy' and 'our thoughts determine our lives' by thaddeus of vitovnica
>>217668204Why
>>217668182He was literally the head of the US Army Psyop department and later an intelligence officerIf that doesn't qualify as elite you're working from a different definition than me
>>217668218Forwardness scares the Jews and Muslims that buy sunglasses
>>217668220Or sorry not the head but a high level specialist
Clerks should never approach customers. Just put a sign up saying "please ask if you need anything" next to where your clerks stand or something.
The movie doesn't show this but Count Dooku had nothing but contempt for General Grievous. He found Grievous to be a disgusting and perverse creature. A useful tool to be discarded when the time came. This is in the novelization of Revenge of the Sith. Count Dooku intended to kill Grievous eventually.Of course, Dooku's plans were not what Palpatine truly had in mind but that is a different topic.
>>217668300Some customers like myself when we walk into a luxury store expect a person to attend to us otherwise we feel as though the person doesn't want our business. Wouldn't you be upset if you walked into a Mercedes store and no salesman attended to you?
>>217668300Went to a furniture store a few weeks ago and the sales douche was so obnoxious I walked out after a few minutes. I would've probably bought something but he was too pushy. Now I'll just order online and he won't get any commission. Serves him right for being a fucker.
>>217667897Pulling myself out of bed everyday should be enough
>>217668311>>217667771sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
>>217668326Do I have aura?
>>217668329An aura of cringe.
In Dooku's version of the plan, he was going to be Palpatine's right hand man and they would rule the Empire as a team.He knew that Anakin was supposed to turn to the dark side, but he thought that Anakin was going to be their enforcer. He didn't know that Palpatine intended for Anakin to replace him.
>>217668336:(
im scurd
please don't post selfies here it's cringe and the surest way to make /cum/ hate you
>>217668156so it seemsso it seems
>>217668311urkel got his little button up shirt on
>>217668311is that urkel with dreads shit I can't ever remember wat dat nigga looked like
One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth. Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again.
>>217668316No, I wouldn't. Thats a shitty attitude
>>217668347This is me please don't bully
dumb peanutposter
hello cumbums
get your chix with dix on route sixty six
>>217668375hi cummouth
General Grievous didn't know that Palpatine was Darth Sidious. Among the Separatists, Count Dooku was the only one who knew.Among the Republic, Palpatine's advisor Sly Moore was the only one who knew.
>>217668368I mean you've also never bought anything of value
>>217668357>>217668358I keep getting this comment, and I’m not sure why. I don’t look like a nerd - I don’t wear glasses, and I don’t have nerdy hair. What gives?
im addicted to body cam videos desu
>>217668337The prequel trilogy could have been so much more.
urkel is confused lol
>>217668404that's blah pipo 4u
did urkel delete his post or did janny
felt cute. might delete later idk
>>217668393It was great as it was, but yeah. It should’ve spent more time on the clone wars and the political struggle between the senate and the chancellor.
>>217668390You aren't hood enough so you give off that blerd vibe I guess
>>217668388Not true at all, expecting to be pandered to is just boomer coded nonsense you learned from your dad. It's obnoxious to me, if I want help I'll ask for it like an adult with functional language skills
>>217668404
>>217668429don't even play gayson you know damn well why they're calling him urkel
>>217668445That's mentally retarded thinking and the whole reason stores go bankrupt in the first place. If I didn't want the personal experience I can go buy my sunglasses on Amazon and buy my car directly from Costco's website
>>217668415I was thinking of getting a pet bird, but I wouldn’t want to trap a creature that is meant to fly in a cage.
When Anakin and Obi-Wan fought Dooku onboard Grievous's flagship the Invisible Hand, Dooku's plan was to kill Obi-Wan and turn Anakin to the dark side.When Anakin actually started beating him, Dooku realized that something had gone terribly wrong. This wasn't how it was supposed to be. He knew that Anakin was very powerful but he didn't think Anakin could actually beat him. This of course was not the plan as Dooku understood it, but it is what Palpatine wanted.
>>217668476absolutely nobody cares
>>217668454I don't. If you mean to imply they're using it as a euphemism, the correct term is urkelkin.
>>217668466>it's mentally retarded to ask for something when you want it>it's why stores go out of businessLmao
>>217668476This is common knowledge nigga
>>217668473good idea
>>217668487Unironically yes. That's the whole reason there's a sales department. I can make you buy something that you otherwise wouldn't have bought unprompted merely by approach
>>217668476While this fight was going on a sexy milf was having sex with her sons friend in a janitor closet of the flagship
Dooku was astonished at Anakin's mastery of Form V: Djem So, an aggressive lightsaber style that emphasized physical strength, using relentless powerful strikes to batter on the opponent's defenses.Dooku was a master of Form II: Makashi, and he was an extremely formidable swordsman but he could not match Anakin's raw power and fury.
gn /cum/shots
>>217668501Good luck. All your attempts to sell to me would be disrupted by my social ineptitude, and I wouldn't be able to follow the information you were giving me anyways because I would be so uncomfortable. So your attempt to sell to me would fail miserably
corrpropa good birdingtonshire diss wun
>>217668538You have no money nobody is attempting to sell to you merely based on that fact. We're talking hypotheticals. Your argument is asinine.
>>217668501>this is what sales reps tell themselves to justify their own existence
women be shoppin
When Count Dooku was a Jedi, he was one of only two Jedi who ever defeated Mace Windu in a sparring duel, the other being Yoda.
British eat bowls of mush like babies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI5_xqBVr-s
>>217668563hello catyank!
Asianz be optimizin (even when they rottin). They bint call it rotmaxxin.
my type? blond men with glasses
its so fucking over for me
Some people believed that Palpatine let Mace Windu beat him on purpose in their lightsaber duel.However, according to George Lucas himself, Palpatine was genuinely defeated by Mace Windu. He didn't lose on purpose.
too many of you are trying to have a gimmick
foda-se um pato
>>217668554*roundhouse kicks you into the air**jumps to kick you again mid air, sending you summersaulting backwards into the wall**As you collide with it I teleport beneath you, unsheathing my kitana just as you begin to fall and cutting you in half with a single 180 degree strike with my blade, that ends in me resheathing it in a single motion*i grab the upper half of your body by the wrists, allowing your lower half to hit the floor with a wet thud as I swing your severed torso over my head and throw it forwards into the opposing wall**the impact makes your head explode*
My gimmick is that I'm a good poster.
Plague marine I am working on. Trying to go for a bleak " grimdark " tone.
I have several gimmicks, some are retired
seeing this palpatine concept art makes me wish he wasnt just a generic human
I knew we would come to a point where no one would believe anything they saw because of ai but I didn't think it would have happened so quickly
>>217668621*Plays reverse uno card*
>>217668631you used so much green that the few dots of red are just obvious copes
Mace Windu used his own personal lightsaber style called Vaapad, named after a deadly predator from his homeworld. It was fast, vicious, and unpredictable, using a ferocious series of staccato strikes that purposely lacked rhythm, keeping the opponent off balance.
only had 10 chicken nuggets and large fries from wendys today i wish i got a monster when i was at home depot with dadberg
>>217668654>lacked rhythm Not very African of him
What's the worst thread on the site, do you think
>>217668652kek the red is like buboes and pustules and tentacles and other sickness/mutation.
>>217668672/hm/ exists
>>217668672Probably something on /lgbt/ or /soc/
>>217668672/Fr/ easily
>>217668672This one because everyone already knows Jason is the rhode island killer and no one has reported him
>>217668680it looks like a decoration for an aquarium you gotta get more creative with the colors. Details buddy. For example why is the entire mouth thing the same color as everything else? You could have done so much more with that
>>217668696how would gayson get to rhode island if he cant drive and he's too pussy to go outside?
>>217668705Dude I am working on it, nowhere near done.
>>217668696I've never gone further east than New Jersey.
normies like to think mace windu was the first jedi to have a purple lightsaber but they are wrong!!!
Dogberg smells like shit
Catberg keeps waking me up for wet food.
>>217668709How is it that a bunch of people see a huge, massive fatass dressed in all black, like he's some sort of ninja with his face covered and locked and loaded, and no one says anything?
>>217668714in that case the foundation is good it looks very textured. but i just want to say i already don't like you and fuck you
>>217668726Give him a bath
>>217668756kind of gay
Middle Eastern people think dogs are disgusting animals
i beat reach on legendary but it still says my hardest difficulty completed is heroic i feel cheated
>>217668779Euros think the same about middle eastern people
wtf I like reagan now?
I wanna bump and grind with you all the time
>>217668759You're supposed to wash your dog
Hot girls poop and fart and diarrhea
my farts are lethal right now goddamn
>>217668791why u lying to us now
>>217668672/bleep/ it's just one guy who also shits up the /metal/ general.
>>217668832long as he stays there it's good
>>217668844now put in all those nasty j*ws always pushing immigration and switch up the wording
>>217668844Then what causes antisemitism?Retarded jewish wannabe the onion.
I prefer jews over muslims
>>217668827im not!!!
for me?NEITHER jews nor mudshits
Jewish women are hot
>>217668813faggots arent decent people they are sex pests that eat shit and molest kids
>>217668876most are ugly very ugly
>>217668903>>217668903>>217668903new
>>217668631should have gone for white undercoat on diss wun brorooky mistakr
