Cheadle edition
>>217782222>yank post makes a negro edishLads, you had ONE fucking job not to fuck up
c:
Glutes
>>217782235yeah great work bringing more attention to it mateyour prior knowledge of this grim shit doesn't make you look like a nonce or anything no sir
Tonight's kino
ah feck, not sure i wanna spend that much time on 4chan in 2026 but these captchas take way too long
one day janny will ban bradleyposting and you will all rue the day you brought this "owo" site to his attention
>>217782257>image has the fucking website urlLad, are you this retarrded?
mad that people in the old days used to have their shoes polished
>>217782280literally takes 2 seconds if you're not a mong
>>217782276I bet Bradley makes a few gaffes!
>>217782284Bradleynonce already uses the botnet
>>217782291i polish my shoes sometimes
>>217782284if you type out the url you get a 3 day ban for "banned text" so janny is more than aware of the website
never heard of that place, looks like a furnonce sort of name
>>217782235The Dollhouse, as it were.
Bought my house for £8,000 and spent roughly £837,000 fixing it up
Started No Poo early Poo Retention makes you attractive to women and will help at the NYE party, see
>>217782305yet he's not banned nor deleted any of the posts referring to it here including images that have the full URL
little princess
Got itchy nipples. Is that a sign of cancer?
>>217782297therapist: bradly kirk prisms arent real they cant hurt youbradley kirk prisms:
>next captcha: simple addition and subtraction maths like 4+7>site loses half its userbase
>>217782294you are not solving all three puzzles in "literally 2 seconds" and you're a spaz if you think anyone will believe youit takes around 800ms just to scroll through all the objects
1 man2/3 postsNo life
Well lads, are you a pal of Poowong or a comrade of Cheadle?
are you supposed to cook mince pies? mum normally does them and I don't know. they're from Sainsbury's and in a plastic wrapper if it helps. fresh ones not frozen
might have a beer soon and then another one and then some wine
>>217782353Pflorse
>>217782356you are in need of some milking
posting drunk is fucking dire with the catpcha reckon after i';m half way done with this wishkey i 'll have to buy a pass
aha time for spamming grotty trannies is it
>>217782369literally takes me 2 secondsironic you're the one calling me a spazoh you probably don't know what that word means do you?
>>217782377you can have them cold and theyre nice but you havent lived til you have them hot with some ice cream
off to disable the brain scorcher
nth for the gyaldem
>>217782369i only get 1 puzzle with 3 images and not even every time skill issuetry not being a low value poster
Oh lads, if you're getting the three puzzles on every post, you're using a VPNIt only requires three of them on new topics, not on posts.So you're sort of giving yourselves away there
>>217782406favourite gun?
>>217782396Um
>>217782399>drinking the liquid jewGOOOOOD goyMight as well take HRT
>>217782369give it up deegs, you lost on this one
>>217782379Corrrr tats
>spaki on his 30 VPNs is the one getting filtered by the captchasscreaming
>>217782413CWLTSHC
I just guess at the right answer most of the time and 90% of the time I’m right. My brain obviously is amazing at unconsciously recognising patterns, probably why my intuition is so amazing.
How Brits hold a pen
23 years old£45,633 in savings account£15,900,300 in stocks and shares£82,500,000 property portfolio Kissless virginHaven't even held a woman's hand Gonna fucking kill myself
>>217782424idk not used many, i was using an AK thing now i have an m4a1 'protector' which is pretty pogchamp
IQ checkCan you lads place where the commas go in this sentence>spaki on his 30 VPNs is the one getting filtered by the captchas.
>>217782474you are not welcome here begone demon
How pens are held by Brits
Back on the AWS revision tomorrow x
>>217782403>literally takes me 2 secondsbizarre lieit's not possible to even scroll through all three puzzles in 3 seconds and this is without even having to scroll back in any of themimagine trying to show off about solving the 4chan puzzle more quickly than is possible lmao
>>217782465Need to convince the gf to do her hair like this
>>217782489name
>>217782496After spaki and VPNs
>>217782376More of a Wollongong man myself
>>217782503bit of a bizarre gimmick this
>>217782525lauren hunt
Mousey is such a lucky boy he has so many presents under the /brit/ Christmas tree. Some far smellier and squishier than others
>>217782433literally you hahahaha
Brits have a problem
>>217782465Sex
>>217782554top goy
>>217782510how is it so unfathomable for you to realise that most posters don’t struggle with the new captcha system like you do?
Meltdown
>>217782554LOL
>>217782518Need a BR gf
>>217782558
>>217782465Emily Bloom? Now that's a face I haven't seen in a long time.
>>217782510if you get more than 1 puzzle you've been identified as a low trust poster skill issue
The one where heathermong finds a new OCD obsession that he spams on /brit/ for a year
snap young katies
>>217782533its not a gimmick it's real life
as always lets give it a go
>>217782600i could recognise her from her fanny and arsehole alone
MERRY CHRISTMASBRIT BROS
The biggest Diego meltdowns always come when he’s confronted with how thick he is, thats why he’s going thermonuclear because he struggles with the captchas. Blud is the most intellectually insecure - well, just insecure full stop - man you will ever meet
>>217782623teleporting hymen
>>217782623Devious building
>>217782604change the channel marge!
diego having a melty over not being able to do the capcha again
may be no christmas dinner this year......
>>217782636spaino :3
Wife material.
>>217782635white boy can't get austrian pussy
>>217782558>mayo clinichuh???
>>217782586i'm surprised you even manage to solve it all since you can't read basic english and seem to be literally retarded>>217782603my pass ran out at the beginning of the thread and since i am not poor i will simply renew it>skill issuethe skill: spamming /brit/ all day.
all the schizos in at the moment. time to go play some video gams
blud pays for 4chan omds
>>217782662Brit moment
any stiffy-having man in?
>>217782695not poor you see
it is literally faster and takes less hand movement to solve the new captcha than any previous version, how are people complaining about it?
>>217782707people always complain when they change the captcha
>>217782554Done that yank mong
>>217782707they're probably retards who don't realise you can entirely use the keyboard
Justice for Tom Skinner
>>217782677>i-i’m not stupid, you are!!project on
>>217782645mmhmm
>>217782276will be screenshotting this for new bradleys
Are the poor children arguing about the CAPTCHA and telling each other how quickly they solve it to cope with being so poor they can't afford $30 a year?
>>217782707MERRY CHRISTMAS BRIT CEL
Christmas bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6STM15qa1Og
>>217782659fit hapa zoomer at work looks a lot like this except she's 18 and more tanned
>$30
>>217782761thank you japgirl san
>>217782744would love to clean her up after a couple of black kingz give her the birthday treat she deserves
>>217782776rorkes ma
I’ve finally found a skincare routine that works for me lads. Face is looking radiant these days
oh, she want di vex baton den? katy in heat, yeh? dat meenz xtra creemy
washing my work clothes but I don't think they'll be dry before tomorrow
rorke never bluffs, he's playing for keeps
>>217782736don't think you understand what that word means but i hope you know what gullible means lmao you actually think the guy solves all three captchas in 2 seconds hahahaha
thank god for r nhs
>>217782804
>>217782744>23She look 30 brit bros...
Bit of poo fell out my arse and onto the rim as I were standing upMumberg wasn't pleased when I told her about it
>>217782750You're paying to post with the paedo botnet spammer about poo and grammarBarely any humans are leftThis general won't survive another year The cancer has metastasized It's over
too much cake
need an introvert gf
test
right well that top isn't going to keep her warm
im going to enrolhttps://x.com/profklausschwab/status/1992930907679072505
Irish Timmy's fiancée
>>217782804utterly vile
>>217782826could be worsei had blood when i stood up to wipe after my morning poo
>>217782844no i thought i might be banned because i said the n word last night but i got away with it
>>217782856stop wiping with sandpaper
>>217782806wouldn’t reckon a proper midwit like you could imagine such a foreign concept as well just admit you’re bad at pattern recognition and be done with it you mong
>>217782828why are you still here posting every day then retard
>>217782851corrr Moni x
>>217782776>>217782804
wish I had an 8 incher
>>217782884Lol Brits are thick
It is a /brit/ tradition to watch the Royal Variety Performance so we will do that tonight
>>217782882I'm not
>>217782804>mk ultra butterfly tatoo removed>still a whoreExplain this to me brit bros
baffling that 190 still isnt shameful enough to take his own life
It is a /brit/ tradition to watch the Royal Variety Performance with a vibrating buttplug in and set on high, nipple clamps on and a bbc dildo to suck on so we will do that tonight
Off for me lunch x
>>217782881you could easily post a screencap of you solving it in 2 seconds but you won't because lying on 4chan is easy so i'll accept your concession and be done with it you mong
>>217782931acting out online, specifically on this site, keeps too many faggots from roping
>>217782884
>>217782936erm
>>217782905What channel is it on
>>217782952
>>217782956
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>217782977>>217782945>>217782979HA HA HA HA HA HA I MADE A SONG ON THE BRIT GENERALhttps://vocaroo.com/1lAbgXKhDO0p
>>217783000Give it a rest it's Christmas
>>217782952mate, you want me to post a still image to prove much time has passed?
>>217783011pondering her poos
>>217783011spoiler that hog
Might try and have a wank
>>217783011i like a woman you can grab onto something
>>217782988>>217783014thanks for proving you're retarded. done with this. have a nice day mong.
>>217783001leftypol somehow turning this into being white peoples' fault
Sadly, Brits don't understand this and many other grammatical rules.
>>217783041>i lost the argument so now i don’t want to play anymore >:(
>>217783011She think she's hot brit sista
>>217783011ummy
>>217783055you ever wonder what your life would be like if you didn't have the bad type of autism that makes you a 70iq child rapist?
that's a good question ashley why are we?
>>217783086I snapped a blonde girl's hymen last night I'm cool
bit of beef shin for dinnerblat later
>>217783113you are like this because you have never felt the inside of a vagina and likely never will
>>217783113this is how she held your penis
feeling british
>>217783156
>>217783150substitute the 'you' for 'i' and you'll be nearer the truth
>>217783178um
>>217783178imagine the absolute size of the bbc you would need to get past her cheeks and satisfy her
saw bradders on the one show last week and its grim how old hes looking, poor fella is aging terribly
>>217783156she was austrian with an american accent. very young and pretty
i are like this
Do you know what food they serve at a British nuclear power station? Fission chips
she looks peng in some photos and then an absolute hog in others
>>217783209Aging is so grim, seeing the lifeforce drain from a person physically and mentally
The German people is not marked by original sin, but by original nobility.
>>217783209he's 65
catberg giving me shit
>>217783215aint nobody believing that fiction chief
>>217783178>>217783011of course he boyfriend is bla
>>217783222spent a few minutes trying to come up with with an equally funny nuclear physics food based pun to add but I've got nothing whatsoeverbest I could come up with was "for dessert it's yellow cake uranium" which is fucking dogshit
>>217783268
>>21778324865, just a kid!
>>217783283never understood why the fanny is so close to the bumhole, anatomically speaking it seems like bad design and increases risks of infections
>>217783277that fella's sweet as a sugar plumgood with colours etc
Do you know what dessert they serve at nuclear power stations? yellow cake uranium
>>217783283do girls like it when you rub that bit between the arsehole and the vag the way it feels nice having your taint rubbed as a lad?
LNER first class is so basedBeen on this train 20 minutes and already got water, a g&t and a brownieJust put my order in for lunch10/10
the big /brit/ watchalong ?
i'm sexually attracted to big women (BBW+) but i would never date one, in fact they are gross and i would be ashamed to walk next to onebut in bed they are hot as fuckas soon as i get a boner it's fat women but when flaccid i only like thin womenyou know this feel?
>put VPN on yankland>youtube ads are now blatant scam businesses using AI advertsSo fucking grim
>>217783283um
four days without the neighbours dog, that's a record, hope he moved out for good (though realistically he'll return tommorow or day after)
>>217783337sorry, clashes with /brit/ group masturbation
>>217783335how much extra is it and how long is the journey?
>>217783348ever heard of adblock
Just cranked one out and I feel so much better.
>>217783348>knowing what they were before i.e outing yourself as someone who has seen an ad on youtube in the last 15+ yearsgrim indeed
>>217783337raging bull
>>217783335always travel first class on the train me, usually can get it for ~£20 extra which is well worth it for any journey over 1.5hs
>>217783347sort of wank to all sorts of degen stuff when hungover and when properly hanging nothing quite takes the edge off like a filthy sofia rose bbw wank
there are "people" who still watch televisioni assume you're under the age 60... what the FUCK are you doing?
>>217783347pierce brosnan would be ashamed of you, have some balls man
>>217783419so you mean 80%+ of the population then
>>217783385based I always feel better after cranking that soulja boy
luv me gogglebox me
>>217783347you want one that will look good in the driveway
right that's poo 1 done today
>>217783401lmao i know what you mean i have some proper nasty stuff on the hangover, i'm talking interracial bbw anal
feeling tired
time to get the darksiders 2 on
>>217783419whenever I visit the parental home they're always watching telly. They spend their whole weekend sat watching it, all manner of ITV sloppage as well. I can feel my brain dying as I sit there waiting until I can leave.
/brit/ goes woke
>>217783435it's not about other people judging me at all. fat women are just gross i'd hate to lie in bed with one but when i'm horny i love their big fat arses and tits haha
what the helly is going on!!!!
>>217783445me too lad, me too. Working right up to Christmas, all 4AM starts so I have to be up at 01:30AM each morn. Don't even care about christmas just want to rest. Once christmas day proper is over I can just isolate in my little hermit flat and turn off my phone and recover
>>217783419haha yeah fucking mongs...*stares at a computer screen for 10 hours and watches youtube instead*
>>217783478glad i sold my ethereum to buy monero last year, feel bad though because i spent years shilling ethereum to my friends and i think most of them have lost a bunch of money
>>217783478Some somali fraud gang changed all their btc to xmr
>>217783493oh, no not like that im just feeling tired despite waking up 4,5 hours ago
>>217782222Protect trans kids
>>217783478Monero is the only crypto that's used as an actual currency.
>>217783494lmao... although he's right honestly youtube is probably better. you are not familiar with the stuff they show on TV here. it's mindnumbingly dull.
going to fry up some potatoes with my chilli i think
>>217783546protect kids from trans more like
>>217783493asda delivery lad?
>>217783537well I'm feeling like that. Get a hot coffee slurped down you
sister's kids stole my biscuits
>>217783569alri x
>>217783575little cunts
>>217783548simply not true though is it
'aving a cheeky at an ad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLERt5ZkpQ4
>>217783575ever sniff her knickers or wank over her?
>Top rated games of all time on Steam are mostly low res puzzle shiteWhat causes this?
think my life peaked here
>>217783603what does low res mean? you can play terraria in 8k if you want
>>217783603trannard games
>>217783623Shite graphics, games made for babies
>>217783603>low resDon't use terms you don't understand mong boy
bought my nephew a scooter two years back and he ended up dying crashing it
>>217783603l4d2 at £1.70 is a steal
baby if you've got to go awayI don't think I could take the painwon't you stay another daystay now... stay now...stay now...
>>217783646I've got an honours degree in computer science
>>217783563No. Also I can't imagine ASDA deliver that early? Surely no cunt is wanting their food delivered at 04:15AM.
Bruce Willis was 33, the same age as me, when die hard was filmed
>>217783646rattled. enjoy your 2-d 8-bit scroller soyaman
>>217783635they're higher rated because literally anyone can run them so the reviews get jeet bombed by brown people playing on their 2015 laptops
>>217783672good film
i want to get away,i wanna fly away,yeah, yeah, yeah
>>217783682>>217783646>>217783623>>217783633So tell me /brit/, what ARE the greatest steam games of all time then?
>>217783671idk i think he said he wakes up that early, my mistakesome people do want it in the early morning though
>>217783619we really didnt know how good we had it
>>217783710rd2
>>217783710for me it's football manager 2011
>>217783603stardew is a fine game
>>217783710outer wilds
>>217783710can't run games with steam mate
>>217783710gmod
>>217783710mount and blade warband napoleonic wars
rorke struggling to cope with the trauma on his rape anniversaryleftypol looking at his scrapbook and laughing
babe don't leave me alone like thisdon't you say its the final kisswon't you stay another day...
>>217783757>>217783757>>217783757
*nasally nerd voice*mount and blade warband napoleonic wars
>>217783619;_;
>>217783710Sex With Stalin 2
