edition
yeah it's /brit/ time
poo does not smell. do not lol
>>217913514Big fan of all her double anal scenes
i need some std free female pussy lads.
What would you have for your last meal
not a very christmassy edition>>217913538not a very christmassy post.
>>217913544
biting my ears off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRDKXXzIuFQ
>>217913526i too keep the n-word on
rorke coming downstairs in a full outfit of new clothes he got for christmas
>>217913514>>217913538Brit bro...
>>217913569Hi rorke
>Two men still missing after Christmas swim as coastguard calls off search
allow me deegz
neighbour mowing at 9:20 fucking AMtake the piss
>>217913580fucking roaring
would quite like to kill this french nonce with my bare hands
>>217913608Shut up bitch
>>217913598Who's mowing in December anyway
>>217913544I ate sourdough bread with pico de gallo. I drank half coffee half milk.
>>217913514Has she done scenes with black men?
>>217913608>>217913626a tale as old as time
anally birthing my precum baby
>>217913590allowed it (perhaps)
>>217913634not to my knowledge, but women will do just about anything for money
>>217913556>praxis
>>217913580Post-pandemic logic
>>217913526>not wanting to hear and experience the bounty of gods greatest languageAre anglophones the gayest population on earth when it comes to slurs? I get the impression in many other languages people are entirely unbothered by register and word choice
>>217913569mummy bought me coffee and chocolate only
>>217913580vaxxed?
didn't get anything for chrimble
>>217913650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47yObVOJciw
What mystery completely mystifies you?
Was a 30+ year old who looked like an early 20s, but now I have a few grey hairs so it's over.
>>217913684mysterious ones
>>217913684The central mystery of the Xian faith
Told dad I'm off home todayPencilling in a big wank sesh following all of yesterdays family stuff
>>217913697time to hit the streets skipping in the rain unc
D. B. Pooper
>>217913684that god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son
>>217913707err
>>217913707Why not sling one up mumberg
>>217913736I would if she weren't fucking dead
>>217913736>>217913750not very christmassy that
Quiet out
>>217913673Hell yes cunt
>>217913684is judas in hell
>>217913684I get itches all over my body, with out a clear cause.
>>217913764Mad how just from the bin I know you're in Northumberland
>>217913770rape ghosts
>>217913768yes because he committed suicidenext
No one let him know it's type II diabetes
I've actually got a good idea for once Wonder if it's already been done
err rorke?
why did god have to make jesus get crucified why couldn't he just have died of old age or in a car accident
anyone see that comedy “stuffed” on bbc yesterday
>>217913798Do tell?
>>217913801live near harrogate me
>>217913804There is only one thing I'd like to see stuffed by bbc, and it ain't comedy.
i’m so depressed i can’t even blink
>>217913830asf
>>217913830Your mum?
>>217913830
>>217913727he could just make another tbf
nothing really wrong with black cocks but white ones are far more aesthetic
playing mass effect 2 or ass erect poo as i sometimes call it
>>217913888allah needs to lay off the pies by the looks of that hoodie
>>217913888Convinced these people tweeting this shit are not real
might pop to the petrol station for some food
might grow a little hitler moustache
>>217913922he's right
>>217913801Harrogate is quite rorke but I'm not
Dads bought a pistachio tiramisu for pud fair play
thumbing allens jelly babies down my urethra
mums boyfriend is staying over tonight why does she do this to me why not just go over to his and leave me here
need to sort my life out
>>217913882makes it even more extraordinary!
>>217913957Ever shag him up the arse?
>>217913957reckon they're gonna shag?
>>217913957ever get jealous of him
Those people who spend their Christmas morning out in the cold waiting to give the royals some shit little present which definitely gets binned an hour later are the weirdest cunts ever
it's all sex sex sex with you lot isn't it
>>217913982probably because he sometimes gets to sleep in a house without his mum
Anyone else get super into incest role play around Christmas?
>be scared of getting banned for no reason>get banned for no reasontypical
The fact that the british and german soldiers went back to fighting each other after the Christmas truce instead of gunning down their commanding officers shows how stupid the Christmas truce wasIf they figured out they shouldn't have been fighting they should have followed that through instead of just having a quirky game of mongballIt just makes the story one of how virulent football is and how weak and stupid and slave like the so called greatest generations were in their so called finest hours
>>217914015ok
>>217913983people who care about the royals are absolute goycattle
>>217913987when people lack basic needs it's usually what they talk aboutsee beggars asking for food/money
diego? a virgin? well I never.
wearing my new christmas clothes, sipping my christmas coffee and eating my christmas biscuits
>>217914048what my mah says but it's true
How is Taylor Swift so popular? Her music is shit and she has the sex appeal of a 5 year old
chicken strips are to chicken wings as cadbury twirls are to flakesthink about it
>>217914070
>>217914067saving yourself for marriage eh?also 67 lol
>>217913961not really
>>217914070Her music is brilliant though
operation ham cheese toasties with the leftover christmas ham is officially underway
>>217914029>Command Influence: The high commands on both sides were horrified by the fraternisation and issued strict orders against any future truces, threatening court-martials or punishment for treason. This top-down pressure ensured fighting resumed.>Command Sabotage: To break the peaceful atmosphere, commanders ordered artillery strikes on the very areas where truces were happening, forcing men back into their trenches for cover and effectively re-igniting the conflict. Should have shot their commanding officers
that ad makes me want to coom to anime feet
really not happy with the amount of chocolate I received this year. Not on at all
>>217914082hs?>>217914081nope...
Get them fedGet them notified that it's Christmas time
Diego pack it in now yeah?
>>217914015>>217914029>>217914094autistic people rly do this shit 24/7 and wonder why no one ever wants to be around them
How does poo and pee know which pipe to go through?
THE FIRST "HS?" OF THE DAY HAS LANDED
>>217914108I got a small box of Ferraro rockers and a Lindt rabbit
this is my last day posting on 4chan then im done with 4chan, watching ig reels except the ones my friends send me, and gooning more than 1x a week until feb
Doing quite a lot of farting
>>217914131what i done my bro>>217914141BATTLE STATIONSBATTLESTATIONSHS BOMBARDMENT INCOMINGLOAD UP THE COUNTER FU MISSLES
how did we go from feed the world to stop the boatswhen did these scum take over?
>>217914132love their little alternative ww2/roman histories don't they silly buggers x
>How did feeding Africans lead to more Africans trying to come here
>>217913987>sexCORRRRRRR!
STOP THE BOOOOOOOATSLET THEM KNOW IT'S RORKEMASTIME
to be fair we should have known that giving them free shit would resort to them coming to the source of the free shit to sponge free shit for eternity
LOL
Never seen a muslim with my own two eyes but if i did I'd punch him right in the face and tell him to fuck off out of my country
>>217914184mi cyan stan it
The fabled Christmas breakfast burrito
>>217914208you won’t do shite
>>217914206psc
>>217914070Pop culture is one big psyop.Orwell predicted this in 1984 when he wrote about prolefeed.
>>217914206Imagine being a three year old losing your entire family on Christmas. Three year olds are definitely old enough to be immediately upset by that
The Islamic Caliphate of America
>>217914215for me it’s angling for a little asian luncheon on my way home
>>217914206
>>217914231you people are very grotesque
>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
>>217914214yeah mate you're really beating the autism allegations by wading into a subject that has nothing to with you, giving your un asked for commentary, and sharing your soyjack image collection with the first person who noticed your existence
>>217914070>She's just like meThe average retarded woman
Going to get a gf next year. I'm so excited!
>>217913598I don't believe that happened
>>217914246That happened in america you fucking retard. I'm just pointing out how horrible it is. Every single post you're making is that of a total retard
Glad Christmas is over so now I can post here without feeling guilty
>>217914247
>>217914268strange meltdown
meal deal for breakfast, steak sandwich, salt and vinegar hula hoops, coke and a yorkie. also got the lady vengeance on
>>217914237Nonce
>>217914261I want to have a gf but don't want to have to go through all the dating and stuff. Just want to already have one
>>217914268why are you talking like that
>Have to wait until 8PM for footyCould've sworn boxing day used to have a bunch of matches, and no, non-league doesn't count
>>217914231He'll be fine, imagine all of the money he'll be inheriting corrr
>>217913580Under all that makeup and slagging around they are still basically immature little girls.
>>217914276wait you went to the supermarket already to get a meal deal?>>217914278isn't the dating the fun part? (i owuldn't know never been on a date ohr had a gf yous ee)
>>217914168didn't actually feed it and instead bombed and raped it
coffee time
Get the wogs incinerated
>>217914249bizarre post
https://x.com/i_ammukhtar/status/2003076053091090461Luckily a white man came to the rescue
>>217914287there's a full schedule of football league games AND afcon actually
>>217914277nah there’s a little chinky chain called “chop chop” close by
stop posting bradleys
Sir Grand Architect of The Universe
>>217914297No the fun part is settling down, getting married, having children, and giving glory to God.
Fucking dreading going to gfberg's parents todaymight hang myself instead that'd teach them all
>>217914309lots of bizarre freaks on today
>>217914206lmao why did they caption them so brutally
Really no reason there couldn't be darts today
>>217914335what if your gfs mum is mad fit and her and you gf both shag you rotten
>>217914329hope you drop dead
>>217914335FONT
>>217914249could not have come up with a response more autistic than this if i tried jesus christa hit dog hollers lad x
>>217914278It was so much better in school when a girl would just say "will you go out with me?" and that was that. Of course, I was far too much of an autistic little cretin at the time.
day 1 (one) living in pluribus and frankly I'm asking them to send me jenna ortega
>>217914329You can just buy these online it doesn’t mean you actually are
>>217914350>Killed
shagging the christmas ham
>>217914334well if you want to be like that then giving glory to god is the fun part anything about women/hman family is entirely secondary
>>217914358if she's as fit as her daughter then let's just it'll be a very eventful boxing day>>217914363fuck off and die small cocked wanker
something gravely yankish about the term christmas ham
>>217914369does the pluribus hive mind let you do illegal stuff
Television Presenter Carol Vorderman posing with her book 'Dirty, Loud and Brilliant'. Photo taken 30th August 1988.
Toilberg is a freemason and it mostly seems to be dressing up as a bender and hanging out with other old menThey've even got a magazine, it's not a very good secret society
damo and darren yaoi
>>217914420Miss these well kept twee old gardens now it's all 'sustainable wildflower planting' as an excuse to slash budgets and cut back on maintenance.
haven’t been studying my language for 4 days now!!! Worried all my progress will be lost
coffee
>>217914421isn’t modern freemasonry just old geezers bumfucking each other in “””secret”””?
actually managed to keep it together around the pawg aunt this year
not saying that I am sticking a coffee, but somewhere a coffee is being sucked
>>217914443NO ONE GIVES A FUCK!!!!!
>>217914453coffee
UM
>>217914468ever accidentally walked in on her shitting?
Rorke going out for a Christmas swim and being drowned by leftypol of the deeps
sticking a coffee
>>217914464yesany 'secret society' is basically a fraternity
that's not onseriously not on
>>217914495only on purpose
Women belong in the kitchen
Christianity doesnt make sense>if you put up with a horrible evil world and worship the being that created it, who never shows his existence to you any more than than any gods show themselves to their religions, you can be with him forever after you dieWhy would I want thatI don't understand why Christians love God apart from through fear, he seems horrible and evil and callous and spiteful and selfish and cruel, like a mad scientistIf there's more suffering than happiness in existence, which is obviously true, then god should not have created existenceIt seems like the only ones who benefit arr the ones who are most willingly slavesSo if the sum total of everything is a cruel slave master, a handful of loving slaves, and an uncountable number of suffering beings on earth and in hell, what's the point?So god can wank himself off forever?It doesnt make sense
>>217914287Aye it did you can blame woke for taking yhat
>>217914518
had enough of cancer when are we doing something about it?
>>217914518Get the gnostic gospels read
slithering up the stairs
>>217914518gods not really mate hope it helps
>>217914543i read them and came to the conclusion that the demiurge was sending evil women into my life one after the other for some reason
Bit fucking mental we have an apotheosis of George washington painting where he's doin the baphomet pose in the capitol dome across the street from an obelisk (missing willard of Osiris) and washington dc center is shaped like a pentagram and designed using kabbalistic sigil magic and the zohar describes things like string theory and antimatter and the goypiggies just dont seem to mind nowt one bit
>>217914518have you read the bible?
>>217914518I just asked Google why god created people and Google said1. To Reflect His Image2. For Relationship and Fellowship3. For His Glory and PleasureWhich is way way more selfish and evil than I thought the answer might beI thought i was missing something but no, all suffering and consciousness and existence is just for god to wank himself off
dads just informed me he can't get channel 4 on his tvtake the absolute piss i want to watch afcon
>>217914575Shiiieeeeeet
>>217914518obvious diegobait
>>217914578Was just saying this down Heron Foods
chatgbt is we getting another stinalious check
yhe binble
>>217914578The american revolution was the single worst thing ever for white people
Transgirl legs
Anyone else eat bombe on Christmas?Or is it just kiwis
>>217914613CWLTSHC
>>217914605screaming
>>217914622wow just read all this wow amazing
>AI modeMIDWIT DETECTED MIDWIT DETECTED
>>217914629lovely hands on the lass
>>217914613ohh look at me i'm a massive freak
don't actually have a pawg aunt and if i did i wouldn't harass her and watch her shitting
>>217914654I think it is significant that an american ai tells the truth about america
>>217914629DE BOMBE BLAST
>>217914654one of my friends from school keeps posting conversations between himself and chat gpt on his Instagram story and it's all just chat gpt complimenting him and saying he's amazing
>>217914662like a fucking nun
>>217914518>>217914590if existence is such a great evil why not just kill yourself
Leftypol crashing out over AI because it isn't taking Rorke's job like it was supposed to
>>217914518what on earth are you talking aboutbizarre "fan"fiction
>>217914682rorke mate u aint got no job
might download a porn game and play it on my phone across the room from my dementia nan cos she's a bit boring truth be told
Boxing day walk
>>217914675it's just for retards honestlythe worst people are the ones who use it as a fucking friend or therapistthey need taking round back
>>217914653>>217914654and this is where any actual discussion abruptly ends. contribute or FUCK OFF
trying to work out how to tell if a girl is genuinely on holiday as a tourist or having sex not even sure if the first ever happen
>>217914694Leftypol dog
Rorke losing his job to AILeftypol using AI for basic maths
>>217914705if ai's good for one thing its revealing that a good ~37% of the population are actual mindless cattle
I want to do a poo at Paul's
>>217914675screaminghow can you be this thick
Rasheed refusing to use AI because talking machines are haram
having evil thoughts
probably take a walk to the supermarket later. That's something to do. It's something.
i made my chatgpt talk like a victorian maid and call me master
>>217914747perhaps you'll see a good dog
hitlerian jihad
Get the Mohammeds drawn
>>217914715If it's anywhere remotely middle easty she's being flown in to get shat on.
all I saw on tiktok yesterday was rasheed complaining about how it's unfair that everything is closed on christmas
Mad how much better white people are
secretly feeding catberg the leftover turkey
>>217914754occasionally there's a nice dalmation tied up outside who lets me pet him. I think he mainly just tolerates it though as he seems primarily concerned with looking inside for his owner
>>217914590Shut up you fucking retard
>>217914785>petundersocialised autist
>>217914369>Jenna ortegaIt's like 5 years too late for her
>>217914774really m8 thats all you saw you scrolled through tiktok and only saw muslims complaining nothing else?
everyone is going to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKTWYdZpighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKTWYdZpighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKTWYdZpighaving a watch
Sabrina carpenter ai blacked porn
>>217914816well i did see some fit slags shaking their arses but that's not really relevant
Need these FREAKS out of my country>>217914707That includes you gingernonce you pseud sadsack. Posting AI is not contributing to anything
>>217914808
>>217914820not me, I'm far too based
>>217914807Yes bo
Leftypol furiously pedalling around on his Sinclair C5
>>217914835Based
>>217914807Blatantly vertically stretched so Beau's face doesn't look as fat
>>217914820not me
>all I saw on tiktok yesterday>spending Christmas day on tiktokunbelievably grim
>>217914808he's gone to the big sea world in the sky x>that's a different animalshut up
>>217914834fake diegohe would not bore us with his blog
>>217914841me playing with rorke's skull
>>217914865Love it when they cry and their little faces go red
>>217914882..
of course, a runt like me would be ill on christmas and boxing day
theres an anime about school girlssounds right up brits street
>>217914865Jap crying over the dead whale like they're not going to eat it 0.0005 seconds after this picture was taken
>>217914890never been ill over christmas periodguess it's overdue really
all womens boobs belong in and around my mouth
>>217914906milk truck arrive
I asked google about godGoogle checked redditGoogle told me I am right
Nephew's kicking off and crying at his present and brought down the whole vibe so I'm hiding in the toilet Cheers x
Singer Amy Winehouse accepts some bongo drums and a DVD, which she had been given by fan to sign, on her doorstep in London, England (2008)
got the flufeel like shit
why do boomers insist on watching whatever is on tv at the time mumberg simply refuses to engage with streaming services
wondering if I can get away with a cheeky wank in the bathroom while all the family are here
>>217914920only thing coming out of those tits is chip pan grease
got the poofeel like shit
>>217914897lots of anime about school girlsthat one is one of the more shit ones in fact
>>217914941i had a wank across the room from my cousin last night crack on i say
>>217914937I regret to inform you this is not a DVD.
it hurts
>>217914906imagine the back ache
>>217914937It's Donkey Kong lmao
>>217914897isn't literally every anime about schoolgirls
>>217914975>>217914975>>217914975
>>217914971my favourite anime, k-on, certainly is
>>217914963sc
>>217914971Only the based ones
Some of you are going to dieMartyrs of course to the freedom that I shall provide
