Ducks edish
dropping the g and just trying for friend 2026 x
so this is rorkehttps://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
Might get on the Glayva
speaking of JHshe was amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnFEEnzgg_A
2026 will be my year
reckon i'll consume enough caffeine to kill and elephant tonite since im a teetotalchad
>>218066297maybe try dropping the f, r and i as well
>>218066331what are you going to do different?
>>218066331New year, new you
Ducks are based, ate one earlier
https://voca.ro/1d9xwh3XTB0E
>>218066370fucking screaming
>>218066356erm it's the beginning of 2026 idiot. We're a year away from end 2026
>>218066331cock chop 2026?
my first song of 2026? well that'll be pink floyd's "Dogs"
>>218066412animals is the pink floyd album for people who don't like pink floyd
Shaved my willy and balls with a double edge razorFeeling smooth x
>>218066276cayuga for me
how is it that china didnt colonise australia ages agoreckon they just dont posses the spirit of adventure like white people
>>218066388https://voca.ro/14w4um3fuNKG
turned down my only offer to do something tonight and now i regret it but its too late to do anything about it so ill sit in my gay little flat talking to my gay little /brit/ threads like the gay little retard i am
If you want to feel better about yourself, I was invited to Sheffield by a couple of friends but I am thinking of going home because I am surrounded by drunk students on the train and I already hate it.
What’s Seasidemark doing???
>>218066331more working at aldis and playing pokemon is it?
>>218066400your end 2026 can't come soon enough you vile fucking rat
>>218066466lol can you post the one of him saying 'you dirty fuckin handicapped, biracial..?
*takes a drink*AND OVER HERE NOW... TAKE IT AWAY... ASININE SOLILOQUIES!
Thinking about that lad doing a poo 2 threads ago.
no plans tonightbut I did have a big birthday drinks with people yesterday so I don't feel too bad
Is there actually a lot of shagging New Years Eve then? Doesn't seem like the best night for it because you don't want to go home early, you've paid to get in places etc. Wouldn't know though as I'm a non-shagger x
lost about 60% of my piano playing abilities due to lack of practice. sad !
>>218066525it's coming in a year's time. I've just told you this
>>218066550Oh my days just be quiet you fucking virgin
>>218066532https://voca.ro/17CrsdqLO39q
>>218066560ugly nasty tramp
>>218066560grim arsehole
remember rorke was saying starmer was going to block out the sun haha
initiating my last wank of 2025
wait, why has jools got a copy of today's newspaper?
>>218066547Aaandiiitssthefabulousruuuubyturnahh!
>>218066581Thank you:) i want to use it on another board
>>218066560disgusting
2026: the year that spaki finally becomes self-aware of his weird insecure elitism fixation
heard a fireworksick of it
>>218066580That doesn't answer my question
>>218066631alri dogberg
>>218066560Women are so grim kek
>>218066574march i reckon or maybe april
we at /brit/ wish happy new year to MOUSEY!
>>218066550I've not got action on NYE myself>>218066580>come to an anonymous internet message board dedicated to various nerd interests>get surprised when not everybody here is a regular shaggerFuck off
just made a MAJOR cock up on another thread seriously embarrassed myself debating whether or not to delete it since everyone probably seen it anyway my fault for drinking
>>218066560four eyed FREAK
>>218066676Mrs Bean
>heard a firework>sick of it
>>218066681me if i was a woman
>>218066682"we" don't do anything as you do not speak for me
>>218066676mullet
sir sun blocker
Leah Jaynes Karp is a top 1 in 100 artist.
this is itmy last post ever (of 2025)bye lads
>>218066705caged sissies so are based
sick to bastard DEATH of these moronic CUNTS who think the last century & millenium ended on Jan 1st 2000The 21st century began on Jan 1st 2001 you fucking cuntsGAAGH
grim thread this
>>218066630for his sake i hope its the year he kicks his 4chan addiction
>>218066693Usually just log off for a few days myself
>>218066717yes i do minimod parasite
>>218066681no it's January 1st 2027. New year is on the same day every year
what is there to even do in the world? make money? travel? buy a house? buy another? start a family? become famous? relax with friends? party and do drugs?there's nothing worth doing. NOTHING.
well well well ladswho we supporting
never had beef wellingtonwhat's it like?
missed the um post>>218066714howling
>>218066772booze
should be doing party drugs like a normal humancbut instead im smoking opiates
>>218066476who the fuck is on the national rail at 9.30pm on a nyementalyou are mentalhonestlydo you not even have tins
This YouTube channel uploads 200GB of AI slop every single day and has been doing so for for a month for ~100 views.6 Terabytes of storage wasted on slop
What's there to celebrate? Everything costing more? National identity being eroded? The onslaught of never-ending migrants?
>>218066746>life was better when I was young
>>218066764it's not though, is it? depends on the sun
>>218066772Create a legacy that will be remembered a thousand years from now, like Julius Caesar
Lmfao what an embarrassing post to make and get zero replies Makes you wonder if he is even sentient
>>218066779Ebola
>>218066782the walkers beef wellington crisps are alri
>>218066798strange way for you to self promo but fairs
>>218066798surprised google lets these runts do this shit
getting absolutely COOOKED on another board rn
>>218066676would make her my gf
>>218066782Like a sausage roll, but with steak instead of sausage
Granddad just sent me this omds
>Former BNP leader Nick Griffin has died aged 66
>>218066476can I join you
>>218066843sounds peng2026 is the year i have beef weelington
>>218066779Tanzania
>>218066846I'm setting mine back to the Summer of '14. The exact moment I fucked my life up for good.
>>218066858
Lmfao what an embarrassing post to make and get zero repliesMakes you wonder if he is even sentient
>>218066798there's an indian guy that made $4m from doing this
>>218066298facecam glitched?
Actually yea go fuck yourselves and enjoy your spaki spam. Bunch of fucking cunts
In 2026 I will be deleting Twitter or X Does nothing good for me just wastes hours of my time and makes me angry
>>218066906I feel like around 2014/15 is when most "oldfags" on this site are from. Or how it used to be anyways. They are slight improvement from the 2000s oldfags
>>218066746Stupid fucking calendar makers should have used zero-based indexing for their years. Then the new millennium would have been Jan 1st 2000. Anyway, I'm going to act as if that was indeed the new millennium, because it looks nicer, and most people see it that way. Not my fault that the people who made the calendar fucked up.
>>218066905just peak district with zebras isn't it
2026 will be the year i shag
one last full send of the year
the watch
Haaaaaaa. I'm not really staying in on NYE with you lot. I'm off out. With my mates that is. Later losers. Haaaaaaaaa.
>>218066989
>>218066989hot
Don't think I'm gonna make it to midnight. This whiskey is 47% abv
ive been on 4chan since 2006 and /brit/ since 2014
>>218067057vile
No one is interested in your porn collection.
>>218066858Fake and gay ZOG post
had a poo earlierwondering if I can fit one more poo before the end of the year
neeed to make a reddit account in the next few days and make a post on r/UKjobs
A New Year Message From Ukraine“This year was possible thanks to our defenders, who stood not just for Ukraine but for all who value freedom and dignity.”— Volodymyr Zelenskyy“We believe in peace, fight for it, and work for it.Happy New Year, dear Ukrainians.”This is what endurance looks like.Not slogans — sacrifice.Not wishes — resolve.Ukraine enters the new year standing, because its defenders did not step back.
>tired and want an early night>have to stay up until midnight otherwise I'll be woken up by fireworkstake the piss
https://voca.ro/1den8FgJpYzQ
>>218067109Nigga made that on chatgpt
why does leftypol hate ai so much?
The users of /brit/ would like to express our deepest condolences to the family of the late Nick Griffin
no Fortnite ting but i open her chest
i was in a game and i had that fucking vtuber stream still playing in the background but it was really quiet and thought it was a fly or something
don't ever say you didn't askby being present ITT, you asked
>>218067109I like that country
>>218067109mad that people think ai is going to automate everyone's jobs away when they can't even get it to not type normally
>>218067109a real human bean
>>218067165didn't know he was a Family Guy
fireworks are for NPCs but the silver lining is lots of dogs will be terrorised haha
>>218067204moslem hands
Struck a nerve did I
>>21806710950 more BILLION for Ukraine. *kneels and saluts the EU flag*
Need to guzzle all my dr peppers because im off the fizzy drink for good soon. 2026. Cleanliness. Clean, pure water. Sobriety. No more pollutants of the mind or body. No more of the 'chon. No more nastiness, vulgarity. No more of the muck.
>>218066795I only got the details at 8pm. I was looking forward to it until the flood of students rushed through.>>218066865I'm going home now, but you can join me if you like. ;)
>>218067083in denial lesbianit's the power of the dick, she wants a dicking like all women do, but she isn't attracted to men
>>218067204brown?
Leftypol simultaneously believing AI will kill everyone but also not get any better at writing than it is currently
>>218067204das rite
How much will you drink tonightI don't want to get smashed but might have a couple
>>218067228yeah see you tomorrow
that vocaroo yank was on about gaygen btw
>>218067181mad that people think the ai freely available to us peasants is the peak of ai
need to have a shower so i don't start the new year smelling of cum
It really do be like that
>>218067204Love the seethe by dog owners when you set fireworks off
>>218067204Found the brown man
it's unironically the jews fault i have no gf, no career, no home
>>2180672601 bottle of Prosecco and a couple pintypoos
drinking a really shite barr lemonade
>>218067130https://voca.ro/1ilKtpDxqSii
Catberges don't like fireworks either
>>218067259Stepan. Great cat he is. Kind of mad that I can now recognise this random Ukrainian cat who has many pictures on the internet.
Fokin lov sokin dik
not drinking at all me
2026>Marvel Movies25/7: Spider Man: Brand New Day18/12: Avengers: Doomsday>TV11/1: Primal Season 315/1: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy18/1: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms15/2: The Simpsons 800th Episode>Video Games19/11: GTA IV>Sports6/2-22/2: 2026 Winter Olympics11/6-19/7: 2026 FIFA World Cup>SpaceUnknown: First crewed orbit of the moon since 1972
>>218067260I'm going to get trashed tonight. Then do dry January. Toil starts on Monday and Christmas is basically over.
>>218067294>freelythe paid shit businesses use is no better
got to admit the muzzies are correct about dogs and women
Any pink skinned men in
You're not taking horse tranquilizers are you?https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/dec/30/surge-in-ketamine-cases-hits-urology-wards
>>218067366massive year for overrated slop and overrated sports
>>218067162https://vocaroo.com/1j4Qx0GEelUO
>>218067387Right. F*cking. Here.
>>218067399screaming
>>218067303fellow dogmummies they are hurting our furbabies!!! poor reginald is in the bath shaking
>GTA IV
drinks so far>beer>cider>2 drinks, one mango the other one some lemony gin mystery>whiskey>prosecco
kys spaki you fucking parasite
>>218067367When are you gonna start like it’s almost midnight
Right well we've put all of the variables into the AI and it looks like 2026 will be another year of stagnation for all /brit/ posters, fingers crossed for 2027
I’m a 36 year old male model that looks 17
>>218067391think that's absolutely hilarious
>>218067367Canslad? If so then good on you for doing dry January, but I have a suspicion you're not Canslad, because I doubt Canslad would do that
>>218067477shut up spaki you weird freak
hello
>>218067437CANT FUCKING WAIT BROSSSSSSSSSS
John Lennon hated dogs and would record his music at a certain frequency which was said to annoy dogs
>tfw no autistic warhammer gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TrAzBjrNM4
>>218067391I'm a sensible drug-taker, I take enough to get buzzed but not so much that I fuck my body up
>>218067500um hi
look I know you all think Bluesky is cringe but the fact that twitter has an evil genie any incel can summon and use to sexually assault every woman who posts a photo on here really makes you question how much more shelf life it has
>>218067482big fan
pov: you are rorke at a dinner party explaining how the israel controls the entire western world
but why male models?
>>218067500this nigga always talkin bout sum hello
>>218067502married yoko just annoy the dogs?
>>218067510for me warhammer and star wars are both just video game franchises desu i love the aesethic and there are loads of different game types.
might get some 'pranos on
>>218067541grim grim grim grim
>>218067541why does this weird fella get posted so much
Might open some Leffe
i am a 41 year old indian who looks like a 10 year old white boy
Quick reminder on how fast life can change
dogberge done in
>>218067541cringekinoreminds me of goatis ever so slightly
>>218067529hej. horses status?>>218067559i prefer lionel richie
aj won the fightjake won the game
>>218067608evil romanian witch
>>218067648Jake made boss calls…
>>218067528What drugs do you do
>>218067648need anybody who watched this put in a camp doing manual labor until they die
2026 is the year of Clean Shaven. Always.
>>218067366
this is fantastichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmUxa_nSKZE
gus johnson sex arse
firing rockets at dogs on the estate
>>218067700Sensible ones
>>218067742yeah if you're a gay homo fag lord
>>218067648seen the aftermath of the crash? it's gnarly to say the least
right off to peel some spuds
any other youthful 29 year olds in?
>>218067709Probably makes $170k atleast so no I don’t think I’ll be listening to Americans bitch and whine thank you
happy poo year everyone nothing nyey to post so here is king henry the rorke. see you next year xx
Setting off the Apocalypse 500-shot barrage next to the dog shelter
>>218067648mess with paulyou will fall
>>218067742IRA terrorist music no doubt
hate my brother because he reminds me of my own flaws
>>218067839>'ate caflics>'ate vah french>luv divorce>luv piessimple as
>>218067873how's his arse then?
>>218067839Fuck that peice of shit
Got the techno onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swt81Go-XKY&list=RDSwt81Go-XKY&start_radio=1
2 hours to turn it all around. 2025 will NOT be a total failure. But first: a bath.
>>218067648What was this British fella doing in Nigeria?
turned on the youtube history recommendations and now it's demonstrating how far inside my brain it's reached
>>218067945good lad i like those japanese fellashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hKUhdh_zqE
>>218067951visitng family for christmas
The time has come for the 10th edition of the /brit/ Hunger Games. A brave pair of tributes are to be selected from each of the twelve counties(/districts) of /brit/ to fight inside the arena.https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.phpAs always, submissions with an image and name will take priority. Previous winners (https://postimg.cc/MfJ9ZWg0) are barred from entering (with the occasional exception)
>>218067951Rorke flummoxed by the idea of being British but having relatives abroad
>>218068012Why was he half naked in the back of a truck with 3 other blokes then?
Drinking alone listening to sex music
2026 looking grim lads
>>218068034are jake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8oLnQgLe5c
>>218068034Ariana Grande
only had half of the curry takeaway because i want to stay pissed :)
proddies actually believe ai is the anti christ lol
>>218068034Ruby Granger sex arse
put the Champaigne in the fridge for midnightbought Peach last year so decided to try Cherry this year
>>218068046ziesty isn't he
seriously loving the last leg of the year
>>218068100god is that the time already
>>218067714>Ed MilibandSCREECHING
>>218068034fatberg
>>218067898yes exactly. tudors always feel cozy at christmas not sure why>>218067931yes but his little strappy red shoes are cute
i was born a virgin and i'll die a virgin
>>218068009Samurais on the decks
just tried making a python script with a decorator there but it didn't work. cheers x
resl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlVQOCgDfhQ
>>218068034poo nigger
>>218068168>whitespace as syntaxCringe
captain sir tom moore sex arse has been dispatched from eritrea
when i was a kid me and the family watched the original star wars film and my sister was practically gooning over han solo then she looked up what he looked like now and started crying because he was so old and ugly
hype
>>218068168enable decorators x
just painted this
>>218068137wtf
>>218068034rorke's nan
>>218068034bible accurate bradders
>>218068195don't know what that means. cheers x
>>218068208Harrison Ford is actually one of the sexiest 83 year olds I've ever seen
Nothing will change at midnight
>>218068208The birth of rorke's incel rage
Sadiq khan was arksed about security measures for tonight’s fireworks his response was “diversity is our strength, and that makes us a target”
>>218068034the rorkester
>>218068253date changes
>>218068253The date will change lad
it's part and parcel (of living with muslims)
>>218068253thats where you're wrong*farts*now that will have cleared up by midnight for a start
what? the land of the fee?whoever told you that is your enemy
>>218068034turnip head
>>218068270>>218068271raped his tight little batty and left him lubed up and used
>>218068214That's a man
>>218068034clue gained man
hny anglos/saxons
>>218067544
>>218068266Makes sense. Like if you're wealthy, your wealth strengthens your position in society, but your wealth also makes you a target.
>>218068253i'll changenew year new me
>>218068034umbunny
what's that thing where you eat grapes at midnight? x
>>218068034purple aki
can’t stand boomers they are so regarded it makes me want to cry
>>218068320she is so pretty
half an hour lads>To sync the iconic New Year's Eve Havana scene in The Godfather Part II (where Michael kisses Fredo) with midnight, you need to start the film around 10:46 PM, though it can vary slightly by version (e.g., 22:36:09 for digital), ensuring you hit Michael's fatal kiss right as midnight strikes in real-time for a dramatic New Year's celebration.
>>218068343Tesco sold boxes of exactly 12 grapes for £2.50 and the idea is you eat one each second as you countdown to midnight
might sexually cum from my knob
reckon things will start to get interesting in 2027sounds like a kino year, like a movie name
rightthats the pauls boutique gone on again
rock & metal has always been gay
>>218068034homar simbson
The true meaning of indoeuropean
>>2180683932028 or 2029 probably will be the year when shit happens
>>218068383why the fuck would I do that?
>>218068034gerry mccann (post murder)
>>218068438you can start 2026 off with two men kissing
>>218068412did you actually make this yourself? whew
>>218068445Why did he do it
eating a grape every second from now until midnight
the graped
dunno why news say “the world welcomed 2026” not like they can do anything else is there u can’t stop time
will be about 2 years before i can watch lotr again and 10-15 years before i can read it again
got the decorator working. forgot the wrapper lol x
>>218068214damnshe still looks good
new>>218068541>>218068541>>218068541
mad how we're still using a calendar based on a supposed holy jew
>>218068034ruke rittrer
>>218068564We dropped the religious element a while ago. BC and AD are now called BCE and CE and have nothing to do with the birth of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
>>218066276i had the ducks earliersaw some big lads
