schoolgirl edish
>never heard of the order of nine angles?
the correct pronunciation of slough is 'sluff'
Remember when me and this lad a few years younger than me went camping and it was so fucking cold we ended up huddling to stay warm and he got a stiffy, and I got a semi on because it was pretty hot knowing I gave him a stiffy. Never acted on it though cuz I'm not gay haha
>>218528375scr
>>218528462
might write a children’s book that has christian undertones aimed at amerian conservatives, and make bank
Reminder this could be you, /Brit/
might do my biennial replay of the mass effect trilogy (or ass erect as it's sometimes called)
>>218528502what do you reckon it'll be about lad?
>>218528508
>>218528514pseudo-adult topics like addiction, homelessness, charity and the such
>>218528538>the name's pops>rorkeypops
>>218528502>might write a children’s bookyou can't
how did that guy's speedating go
>>218528547ah so not some slop about tranny groomers or the like thenbecause that would be some easy dollar i reckon
HE TAPPED DATASS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z-4IGSk9k0
Uncle Ted was right about pretty much everything But I am glad indoor climbing centres exist
>>218528271...care to explain this OP
>>218528533who do you like to romance most lad? i've never romanced ashley because she looks like a tranny
>>218528590THE GAY COMMUNITY
>google streetview streets in London>everyone tarmacs or paves their front garden to park more carsgrim and povvo
not into schoolgirls reallybut adult women pretending to be schoolgirls...
>>218528590TAP DATASS
>>218528618reckon it's pretty self-explanatory matey
>>218528508Which is your favourite store on the Citadel?
say no to factory farmed jailbaitfree range jailbait or death
yes im positive of the overlap. ive talked to these people irl through underground black metal networks
Can someone else please report this thread as violating US law?Thanks
a famous musician in nz was arrested for being part of the order and having CSAM on his laptop. these people are everywhere
Another coffee for me
>>218528661Why would I do that? That would be a false report.
>>218528562fuck up hater >>218528581reckon that too, wouldn’t want to come off as a massive grifterproblem is having a nuanced look on anything is not typically how yanks do it
In 50 years’ time, if immigration into Southern Ireland continues at its present rate, the Irish will be a small minority in their own land. When you bear in mind all of the violence and the vigor and the sort of antiBritish blasphemy and apostasy that the republican movements engaged in for over two centuries to wrest control over a relatively small country and to put a vanguard in, in order to lead it, against the more preponderant power within the British Isles, all of that will be for nothing. What was it all for? What as all that blood and energy and rancor and specious rhetoric and sort of blarney for, if you find that even within your capital city in 20 years’ time you are in a minority? What was it all for?
>>218528651i don't buy any jewish trinkets from citadel stores, i gatuer all my equipment during missions like a real man
>>218528675No it wouldn't. Trust me, I'm 4chan staff.
>>218528625ashley is nice because of what happens in 2
supporting the australian music industry
>>218528673elton
Is Hozier partly to blame for zoomers worshipping iron age deities? It's more likely than you think!
>>218528695You're a head-case DTFIC.
>>218528716What does that mean?
>>218528682not being a hater you can write it and it might be goodbut the state is right on top of anything marketed to children because they're stupid they just believe what you tell themyou have to have intelligence contacts to get in
back in the day we used to have strawpolls on brit. shame that it isn't done any more these days because of woke
>>218528508Earthborn VanguardShepLoo faceRenegadeRomance TaliSimple as
>>218528722You're up the wall. You're a loony. You're bonkers. You've plain lost it.
>>218528727i don't play biotic classes because i'm not gay, usually soldier or infiltrator for mei do agree with sheploo face though, the face creator is an abomination and people who use it should be slapped
>>218528758revolting hog
>>218528758*little man peeks out from under the boobers and says hello*
>>218528751No I'm not.
>>218528724i see your pointbut don’t believe they’re so engrossed in children’s books considering the absolute political slop books that have been released in the last couple of years — woke or not
>>218528775You're absolutely crackers mate.
>muguire
>>218528673
mass effect players who romance tali are the type of niggas who put their birth year in their usernames
>>218528759It's alright for FemShep but yeah as a male Shep gotta be ShepLoo face
modded male shep/garrus romance
i shagged jack
paused the porn I was watching and saw the bird has fucking hairy nipples what the fuck
I'm such a boring mongy bastard
>>218528822arguably the hardest romance in the game
>>218528823happens to women that are over ten years old sometimes
>>218528827Need that arse on my face.
you're from the sainsburys aren't you?
>>218528792No I'm not.
Lana Haarding's furry face for me
>>218528827need that cat on my lap
>>218528827only decent thing in this picture is the cat
>>218528797Can't park there mate hahahaha
US boy, 11, allegedly shoots father to death after Nintendo Switch taken awayPennsylvania boy facing criminal homicide charges after 13 January shooting at family’s home
>>218528846STAY THERE
>TATTOO>ROCK & ROLL
anyone here went to church street steyning grammar school?last I heard it got shut down
ok i'll bite. where exactly is ipswich?
>>218528819nah the face creator is dogshit across the board, they all look like ducks made out of lego, plus i quite like old frecklebeast myself
>>218528850You're barmy.
Compliments I've had from escorts>that I have beautiful eyes (from the Russian one)>that I have nice big eyes (from one British one)>that I have nice hair (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I'm handsome / good looking (from the three British ones I've seen)>that I dress nicely (from two of the British ones)>that I give good oral (from two of the British ones)>that I have nice full lips (from two of the British ones)Feels nice man
>>218528887none of them ever compliment your willy?
...Duke's place in Marlow, coming round the corner...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57PQwe_Pus
>>218528883What does that mean?
>>218528887Zamn! Those are some awesome compliments. You must crush it on the apps!
>>218528896one said it was big but idk if she was being genuine
>>218528887Didn't pay the Russian one much?
Sydney Water’s deepwater ocean outfalls (DOOF) assessment report's states a giant fatberg the size of four Sydney buses is the source of the poo balls that washed up on Sydney beaches a year ago.Fixing the problem would require shutting down the outfall, which would close Sydney’s beaches “for months”. This has “never been done” and is “no longer considered an acceptable approach”, the report acknowledges.
My mum calls me handsome
>>218528913Hoers
>>218528897BIG TUNE
>>218528907You need sectioning mate.
>>218528913shnorse
>>218528887You went down on an escort?Oh, Anon...
>>218528931She sat on my face and said my hair was nice when I shagged her for £50 last week.
>>218528968if you wouldnt go down on an escort then youre not horny enough to hire and escort
>>218528787I know someone that wrote a semi successful children's book. But in fairness she is from Pakistan and it is about brown kids liking their mum's food or some shit. Maybe you could do that?
>>218528973smelly looking tart
>>218528897Alri Kane
>>218528968yeah done it every time I've seen one haha
Funny how it all starts at the same time.
>>218528973My ideal body shape.
>>218528973shagging that till the room stank
>>218528973Cooorrrrr would love to make a mess of this butterfaces bellybutton
lativian camgirl is on get in
>>218528971Right, I don't appreciate you talking about my wonderful mother like that so you'll be going back on the filter
>>218529007my room already stinks
really don't see what's so bad about giving an escort oralfor one they seem to appreciate itit's hot and intimateand the ones i see are clean
>>218529014Nah you've just ruined a good streak fuck off
>>218528928the poo balls were actually because of the thousands of dung beetles I scattered at bondi
going in shower
>>218529052Just had one. Feel peng. Moisturized.
horny as fuck wish I could shag Polish 16 year old girls
am bottom
doing some very unpleasant farts today. smells like rotting vegetables.
>>218529052take pics
Can someone please tell me how to buy ketamine online?
>>218529092my farts smell like gruyere
anyone like metal? want to heard a riff I made?
BRIT BTFO>>218529027>>218529027>>218529027
Jew balls washing up on Bondi beach
they need to pull their finger out and reopen this
>>218529078not sure what's stopping you
Challenging myself to not drink booze for 7 days
https://youtu.be/BUiUWyRfBeM?si=07jfsrgk4a_GnjjRchurch tomorrow lads. remember
>>218529097Darknet markets aren't actually very difficult. Tor.taxi (clearnet website) has reliable onion links, darknetbible will teach you how to do everything you need to do in regards to pgp encryption etc. Buy litecoin on coinbase, swap for monero on trocador. You can figure it out in an afternoon.
right thats a jockey sticking his plump and round arse in the air
this thread is 'ummy'
>>218529144I would rather just call somebodyCan you give me your dealer's number?
>>218529144>You can figure it out in an afternoon.consider you're talking to a druggie mong
>>218529144cheers m80
>>218529180Yeah if you're able to get to Brighton I've got a number for the Albanians that will happily overcharge you but have legit product
*It Ain't Me starts playing*
>>218529197Okay post their info here and I'll give them a ring
I cant think of anything more holy than church followed by 20mm max hangs Commemong is right about most things , but I don't think to be communist you need to be atheist
>>218529127I’m unfit and average looking.
>>218529172tummy????????? YUMMY
>>218529144And if you want a good wank, just go right here:http://catlinktkpooo3daewj2xsh3b6pvtonlfqqdp5wti42jzrittkmrmcid.onion
>>218529189Well I'm a druggie mong and manage to do it without any difficulty.
literal teenagers in here kill yourselves you arent funny
reckon if you could travel to an alternate universe where you're a girl you would shag yourself? do you think she would shag you?
>>218529218According to him you're already a communist
>>218529223could be worse, and you can definitely fix the first one(and dressing well might help the latter)
tatted up trollop time is it
/fr/ is slagging us off
Going to have to end it. I've only seen her once a month. Still immediately said she wants to see me again after last time. No idea what she gets out of it not even spending a lot of money.
>>218529228
>>218529219they should mo cap her dancing and use it to make a hologrammatic advertisement
>>218529261do they not know britain is a nation of francophiles?
haven't watched a modern film in years
got stiff little nipples
>>218529281pooo
what's that fucking bitch up to now?
how did thousands of civilisations, all with no contact with each other, reach the same conclusion about restricting the rights of women?
rarely hear anyone go atishoo when they sneeze these days
>>218529323men are genetically disposed to being cunts
>>218529323Same question but existence of dragons
>>218529336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myaafXacb10
>>218529350paki woman
>>218529323they didn't though. plenty of examples of women being leaders and fighting in wars and owning land
>>218529282I agree with you.
>>218529361where are the dragons in africa
wish i was a pair of knickers
Just listened to the testimony of a guy that was raped and tortured when he was a 12 year old by a Scottish man called Boland Dumpfart who claims he was involved in snuff films, murder of a girl and killed 5 puppies. He also claimed that Boland wanted the boy to shag him so the boy shoved a camping pole up Bolands arse and kicked it as hard as he could, which is why this guy Boland apparently wears incontinence nappies.
goon me
>>218529385rangers fan presumably
>>218529384*were
>>218529385so braveespecially in this climate...
>>218529384get some off depop
>>218529385leftypol like: I instantly 100% believe this, no need to bother thinking about it
>>218528887>>218528994
a lie can travel the world before the truth gets out of bed
>>218529411Rorke be like: I've spent years going on about elite pedo gangs but it turns out one of my guys played a lead role in the operation so I'll shut up now
>>218529322rubbing her bean and letting her vaginal juices run down her thighs
>>218529323Man strong, woman weak. Man do work, woman do fuck all.
>>218529427did bonny blump rape you too lad?
>>218529427haha yeah but this time no evidence is required to support the claim yeah? isnt that weirdisnt that strangeisnt that convenient
>>218529375Your mum's puffy fanny
>>218529443Blimey that's a corr
whad a weasely liddle liar dood
>>218529419>*ceases ozempic trade*>Americans die of diabetes
Evidence is imperialist oppression that only serves the patriarchy
weakest rorke pedo investigation:https://isgp-studies.com/belgian-x-dossiers-of-the-dutroux-affair
Janman awake goodbye mates it was ni
Footy and poo and footy with poo
Everything is shit all the time
dadberg's health going downhill
>>218529491strongest leftypol paedo 'analysis'
Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light.Though wise men at their end know dark is right,Because their words had forked no lightning theyDo not go gentle into that good night.Good men, the last wave by, crying how brightTheir frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,Do not go gentle into that good night.Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sightBlind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,Rage, rage against the dying of the light.And you, my father, there on the sad height,Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.Do not go gentle into that good night.Rage, rage against the dying of the light.[7]
Why did the BBC presenter make that strange noise after he said Jesus Christ?https://x.com/dc3media/status/2012206391818104855
>>218529514Good for him!
>>218529116scemraig
Teacher at a prison is jailed for 6 months for having sex with a prisoner while he was on day release
>>218529529literally hissing like a demon bruh :crying:
Just bought a haggis from M&S.Wahey!Have started memorizing the Burns poem to do the address to it at my supper next weekend. Can't wait lads.
>Nigel Farage to attend WEF Davos conference he derided as ‘jaunt’ for ‘globalists’what the fuck is he doingwhy is he like this
All I want to know is why rorke is suddenly defending pedos now. That's all I want to know.
Favorite art style lads?For me it’s probably international gothic and my favorite period is the northern renaissance
>>218529581impressionism
>>218529529His name stings the demons
>>218528403me and a mate were listening to music on his bed once (did that thing where you share one earphone each) and remember us getting spontaneously hard for no reasonnever spoke of it or did anything
>>218529574Bizarre isn't it. If only we've been warned for the last 10+ years
>>218529565Shall be doing my own vegan haggis and getting pissed on whisky, as is tradition
>>218529323Strong evolutionary pressure. Men who control women guarantee their own reproduction.
>>218529598Based
Throwing on my saturday best when I go to the shops so the wagies at tescos don't think I'm scum when I buy nothing but 4-packs of monster
>>218529574Nigel was never a nationalist to begin with. Hes some mr toad old english conservative that cares about trivial shit like smoking in pubs and inheritance tax and fox hunting. Thats the extent to how rorke he is, people just project on to him what they want him to be and he rolls with it because he's an opportunist
>>218529574farage has literally never been a nationalist lad, it's not even off-brand for him>>218529575https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burden_of_proof_(philosophy)some day you might learn that doing nothing but lying about all of your opponents won't win anybody over to your side leftypolsome day...
esoteric gay pornism
Test
Hand Solo shot first
You lads getting up to anything exciting today then?
>>218529605>remember us getting spontaneously hard for no reasondeeply entrenched at the sight of one another's cocks beforehand were you?
just saw someone impersonating 4chan staff
>>218529650I'm taking a stinky shit right now And that's before my coffee!
>>218529650haha, yeah...
i'm going to finish the game this time
>>218529581There’s just something so comforting about the northern renaissance, all the little details showing the imperfections of human life, the crowded scenes, the palette the artists often use, I love it so much>>218529598Always felt gimmicky to me, it’s not ugly it just doesn’t feel authentic
Global Village Coffeehouse
>>218529650Starting season 2 of Frieren
alright lads hows it going?we all good yeah?
and if JD Vancesaved your lifeand brought you back with your ex-wifesing JD VanceJD VanceIt's alright
Video games and anime are for children.
>>218529683You won't
>>218529715yh
>>218529687>authentic Why do you say that?
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies.
Love a wee bit of shock humour at toil. I'll usually walk in and say "alri' you cunts!". Always gets a good laugh and anyone new in the office must see me as some kind of alpha.
>>218529715no manthis world offers nothing but endless suffering
>>218529715On antibiotics for ear infection, not enjoying it
would rather stick my tongue up a black homeless persons unwashed arsehole than eat vegan haggis
>>218529715go away frogposterwe aren't your mates you have no mates
>>218529764Might take you up on that offer
>>218529689Oh fuck I remember this being absolutely everywhere, now it’s corporate memphis
Nothing more noncey than a male primary school teacher
>>218529764That's just regular haggis tho
>>218529640You can be nationalist without being a sieg heiling BNP mong, which is what Farage was saying.
>>218529581For me, it's High Fantasy art.
>>218529744Just don’t personally feel it contains much life, like the artist is relying on the impression to do the work for him, the entire point is how the art is made/constructed rather than the actual subject of the art. Now I get people might say that’s the whole point but that’s just how I feel about it, whereas northern renaissance art is art that feels alive and focuses on the details and actually tells you something rather than showing you something
>>218529756>>218529759>>218529733>>218529766sounds good ladskeep at it
rainbow
>>218529801yeah ok fuckwit enjoy being strung along
>>218529581Tom of Finland
erm...lads? Made some excellent posts just there and no one engaged. Do I need to post them again?
>>218529762Would give her my panzer till I faust if you catch my drift
>>218529835Interesting analysis. I have to agree, but I also appreciate impressionist art and other more abstract schools because they are simply pretty.
>>218529852>HomelandDidn't they let a tranny in or something?
>>218529850Lincolnshire <3
*creeeeeaaaakkkkkkkkk*lol hi
Fallout 3 or New Vegas?
>>218529839don't have to worry about experiencing this since i'm not brown
>>218529840Cheers lad, you too
>>218529929For me? It's New Vegas.
>>218529918uh no not quite
>>218529894I shadowbanned you, nobody else saw those posts.
>>218529929Why not both?
>>218529929New Vegas
>>218529929New Vegas>>218529941didn't ask
>>218529942Where then?
Fallout is a Reddit cringe game
>>218529650Watching the snooker and then playing Snowrunner. What a life.
>>218529974Rutland
>>218529929
if your post includes an image and it looks like you yourself have went to the bother of taking the image i will give you a (you). no matter what the post is about. it's that simple
Went to the cafe earlier
>>218529988Reply to all my posts in this thread
>>218529929tale of two wastelands
>>218529557can see in her expression that she thinks it was worth it
You can just play both of them together now, they may as well just be the same game.
>>218530002cheers lad
>>218529991Close then. Love Rutland <3
Morning shaggersJust woke up, how lazy am I? x
Genuinely don't believe that places like Dunelm and B&M are real. It's hard to explain but they're the sort of place that you only ever visit once in a blue moon so everything there just looks strange and unfamiliar, unlike a supermarket or something.
@ missus’ mum’s gaff
>>218529974prefer not to say
>>218530002Is that so lad?
>>218530034Thought you would at least give it a go then I would reply with a doctored screenshot with multiple (You)s
>>218529913Yeah I mean I don’t dislike it, it’s definitely not ugly, it just focuses too much on immediacy and doesn’t demand as much from the viewer, I like to feel like I’m reading a story when I’m looking at art. If someone feels that way by noticing every brush stroke then I can understand that but it’s just not for me I guess
>>218529951>>218529951>>218529951
>>218530058wheres bros dih:skull:
>>218529988do it
>>218530063Sorry but I am too lazy for that this morning and also phoneposting to ban evade Hope you can understand
>>218529914news to me
>>218529852Homeland is literally led by a convicted neo-nazi
>>218530105againenjoy farage letting in more wogs while you pat yourself on the back for not being a 'nazi'
Not using thatSomeone make a proper new
nah
>>218530145I'm trying to delete it but it isn't working
the reds
he didn’t like that one
kek well it was worth a try wasn't itheading out now see you all this evening x
janny has LOST the PLOT here
fucking cunt id just made an effortpost too
BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
You were taking the piss out of me weren’t you?
hee approaches
>>218530618how many inches lad
>>218530583bye spainers
>>218530618Potentially doxxable info there lad, be careful
Reuse, recycle.>>218520854>>218520854>>218520854
>>218530657whatever will i do if someone finds out i live in a large urban conurbation of circa 80k people
>>218530618i know where this is
>>218530676>>218530676>>218530676
>>218529897um, she's 15
