Hello
I'm sad

>>218579377
Hi Sad, I'm Rorke's Dad

I’m Pagliaci

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https://youtu.be/0ORy9DP2Q28

Hope everyone is keeping up with their Dry January commitment on this trying Blue Monday

Piss if and only if what?

>>218579401
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE

trying to think of something to post

>>218579389
don't like this image and I would appreciate it if you didn't post it again

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>Hope everyone is keeping up with their Dry January commitment on this trying Blue Monday

pissing into an empty beer bottle but the heat from the piss forms a vacuum seal around my bellend and sucks my cock inside it

man I could not name a more suckass clown

>>218579417
erm... gosh I'm stuck too aha

did you know that for women it's extremely difficult not to wee when they poo
They can wee without pooing but they can't help weeing when they poo
that's a true female fact for you that I learned on QI

>>218579389
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ikH9OLnU3ao

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Ha ha ..

Best YouTube
channel

in
The

world !!

“Gravity” as we know it, is a myth

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>>218579422

>>218579367
ava that's not normal

Just absolute dogshit of a clown

I’m hitting the snooze button on life LOL

>>218579479
a fat bloke and a queer how riveting

Already wanked but fancy another wank

less detached to material things now
and shagging
more concerned with my spiritual development

picked up my new laptop!!! installing windows right now

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>>218579485
last warning sunshine, I am NOT in the mood

>>218579506
His Son
is the

Cameraman ..

Gary Is
not
`Gay` ok ..

>>218579510
morning wanks are grim

>>218579463
FUCKING SCREAMING
FUCKING POO SCREAMING

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>>218579510

>>218579517
People are against Northerners and Southerners being friendly

NEWSYDNEYFISHMARKET!!!! this is british culture at its finest. get in!!

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>>218579516

>>218579521
this. zaps your energy
never mind wanking is a sin against the lord

oh no whatever will the frogposter do, have a shower?

get in the car lads, we're off to save the west

>>218579527
she's purdy

Sir West Saver

Rorke cooking in lard

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you can't escape the bradopticon

>>218579514
And does your spiritual development involve posting on 4chan yeah? Not many places more spiritually harmful than here

imagine visiting a place well known for frogposting and getting upset when someone posts a frog

eating bugs

(slipper lobsters)

>>218579569
nah

Wearing the MouseLord undies

dark out

>>218579575
People can post what they want you vile incel

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richard hammond

If Australia colonises Mars we'll have towns named New Poowong and all Spacestralians will have to say sorry to Spaceabos every time they set up a website or put together credits for space movies

>>218579575
It's avatarfagging in /brit/ as is anime posting. Lurkmoar.

>>218579527
Bit of a minger. Looks like someone drawing a racist caricature of a black person

Having a hot chocolate and 5 bonne maman vanilla muffins for breakfast :3

>>218579624
You big fat cunt

>>218579624
and what for lunch

fayegreenwoody
fit

we acknowledge the archebacteria of the Solis Lacus on whose land we meet today

>it's avatarfagging
ah yes the famous singular frogposter, hate that guy

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>>218579607

think god forgot to turn the light on it still looks like 7am outside

I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders as the Traditional Owners of the lands and waterways on which we live and work, and recognises their continuing significance and connection to Country. We pay our respects to Elders past and present.

>>218579624
diabetes status?

frogposting is synonymous with pathetic incel manchildren. why would you want people to think you're a pathetic incel manchild?

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odd word

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Gone but not forgotten. Forever in our hearts x

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>>218579620
Mong. She was voted most beautiful in the world

>>218579689
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218559976/#218560961
You are in luck! Sacked tranny has the exclusive on his return!

>>218579687
i think having too strong an opinion either for or against frogposting is strangfe theres nothing wrong with the odd pepe

shall be bowing my head in reverent silence when the 6 am acknowledgment of country comes on the radio during tomorrow's commute

>>218579687
take a deep breath, sit down, remember that you're currently on 4chan at 10am on a weekday, then read that post back to yourself

would rather date a 6/10 than a 9/10 because very attractive girls scare me and if shes uglier than me I have more power

>>218579694
name

bit strange that so many of you neets are up bright and early, during my brief stint of neetdom i always fell into a nocturnal night creature routine

Low key contemplating a poo *bites lip zestily*

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feel like a fool working
travel expenses are starting to fuck me

The Jews are evil and have been worked in tandem with Satan to destroy Christendom for 1500 years
The Talmud was written and 500 AD, and current “Jews” are a mongrel people with very little relation to ancient Israelites

>>218579716
im not going to start campaigning against it but most people will think you're an incel manchild if you attach a frog image to your post. thats just a fact. if you dont care about that then whatevs, crack on.

>>218579744
what point are you passive aggressively trying to make here?

>>218579760
it's anything but bright here

>the nobel peace prize committee starting ww3
the tables have turned

>>218579760
had to wake up early for a job interview today unironically

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rorkes tobacco of choice

>>218579687
Posting is no laughing matter I agree.

>>218579754
I work with a solid 9/10 and she is genuinely intimidating to be around. She is fully aware of the effect she has on men and it shows. Would take a shy but qt 6/10 over her any day

mad how the talmad is a series of debates and every awful quote rorke likes is followed by another rabbi saying 'actually thats wrong'

>>218579759
Yael Shelbia

>>218579779
You’re taking the internet too seriously squire. None of this matters

>>218579760
not neet, it's my day off you see

>>218579760
I know when I was a neet 10 am was close to bedtime

>>218579808
ok

>>218579687
Good post
Riles up the shut-ins each time (they think jpgs are their friends)

Off to the gym because I'm a big boring bastard apparently

got frasier on

>>218579808
What's the talmad?

>>218579837
MERCY

>>218579806
Mega incel post

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frog posting is 4chan culture and i will continue to do so newfaf.

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(wees on the poster below)

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>...

>>218579833
This after weighing your mayonnaise yeah?

>>218579673
Blue Monday mate

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>>218579832
the only people visibly riled up ITT are the people that inexplicably dislike frogs

>>218579833
living heavy things up and down is it?

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>>218579778
Shut up, goy

>>218579854
>>218579865
spotted the incel manchildren

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open the fucking pubs

>>218579862
Nah. I just eat some eggs and whatever mummy makes me

>>218579868
Yeah mate you should try it it's fun and makes you look sexy

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>>218579873
newfaf ;)

>>218579827
no im not

>>218579865
regular pepes are fine it's the pedophile spastic apustajas that you're posting that people tend to take issue with

>>218579873
got a real mature manly man over here

powerful statement from the PM

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>>218579694
I don't care, she's very ugly. Modern beauty standards have completely passed me by and this obsession you zoomers have with plastic faketan brown women is strange and confusing to me.

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nee to cop that jacket

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>>218579883
a frog is a frog

>>218579895
Berghaus Aran jacket is very similar.

really don't like continentals and think it's quite funny to see them getting sharted on
long overdue blowback as far as i'm concerned

>>218579887
did he own up to the rentboys?

>>218579890
Everything has passed you by Rorke mate, life itself.

>>218579895
This was a 24 year old man in 1993

>>218579921
he's been through hell

craving my vape like a mad man but I told myself I'm not vaping today

posted about himself again award

>>218579936
the vaped

rorke just needed a pussy to cum in and this could've all been avoided

>>218579479
cant stand them

Nobody in history deserve the nobel prize more than me

no you don't understand there's actually some really cool people in /brit/, the place where you regularly see poo posting, neet pride and schizo rambling, and you can tell they're the cool well adjusted ones because they take offence when someone posts a frog on their favourite thread on a weekday morning but not any frog it has to be a specific one

>>218579953
rattled

>>218579895
that jacket is quite stylish

At least three incel wagie Monday morning melties are occurring simultaneously. We are in for a treat.

gooch area smells of salt and vinegar chips again

howling at these incel freaks leaping to the defence of their retard frog jpgs. grow up niggas

The Kardashian were a psyop, now young people think ugly women are attractive and attractive women are ugly. What do (((they))) stand to gain from this?

>>218579944
giggled

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>>218579989
dis attractive doe

well I was gonna go to greggs but its gone 10 now and they've probably run out of bacon so I'll just have nothing for breakfast instead

>>218579994
At least I'm at home with my downies

The world might collapse depriving me of my bennies
But AI might make everyone a neet which could bode well?
Who knows

>>218579978
careful mate, apparently there are some new rules around posting about yourself. Try to be creative and make it third person x

Hate it when you're waiting for an email that can make it break your day.

>>218579994
looks like a downy having a stroke

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/jan/19/a-novelty-golf-ball-finder-that-conned-the-military-best-podcasts-of-the-week

is coffee gay or straight

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>>218579994

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>make it break your day.

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>>218580022

>>218580020
bisexual

>>218580004
you could get a sausage roll by which i mean a roll with sausages in it instead of bacon not a sausage roll

>>218580020
cheap instant coffee chucked into a stained mug with boiling water chucked in is straight. Anything else is for woofters

big p0o

new NDL video rubbish, niko too cheeky that boy and that chunks man is breaking the rule being rudeboy to guest man

>>218580020
black coffee isn't gay
coffee with milk and/or sugar is

Could just buy bacon and rolls for the price of one from Greggs and spend 5 minutes cooking to make one far superior to any mass produced slop you'll get from a shop. Just a suggestion though, might not be feasible.

knew a lad worked for mcdonalds once, he got fired for serving a breakfast menu item at 11:02

>>218580032
the only thing I like from greggs is their breakfast baguettes. Not a fan of the sosij role or any other beige slop they do

>>218579434
Could really go for a Guinness

>>218580065
I'll have a flat white with oat milk please. And a quick heterosexuality exam if you don't mind.

might jettison a poo capsule out of my arsehole

>>218580067
You vastly overestimate the capabilities of the incels that post here

>>218580082
>flat white coffee
new zealand invention that

>>218580082
london??

no bigger indicator of severe runtdom than someone who uses those goyslop cooking sprays in pans over actual olive oil or butter etc

>>218580067
yeah mate nobodies ever considered that, absolutely genius take

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Haha remember when Gordon brown decided to sell half the UKs gold reserves at rock bottom prices.

>>218580113
The microplastics add a unique flavour profile

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kek

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bro is really posting in 4chan while calling everyone else an incel

>>218580120
Yes

>>218580108
Brighton mate

>>218580120
haha yeah remember when he told everyone before he did it too

im a gay incel

America need all our remaining overseas territory for global security. The alternative is being a bluepilled cringe cuck poz woke cuck

>>218580120
Remember what they say
Sell low, but high

>>218580116
Yeah I know I'm somewhat of a revolutionary when it comes to out of the box thinking

>>218580113
i bought a can yonks ago and its still full, i thought id try it on the bbq but remembered all the fat off the lamb chops and whatever else did just fine

>>218580120
The fundemental law of the universe is the line must go up. Even if it goes down for a bit, it'll go back up. Gold is useless and just a bet. If the line stops going up, then we're all fucked

>>218580104
[allegedly]

got the horn before work

windows won't install it's fucking over

>>218580138
hope he dies for the brownoids he loves so much

>>218580082
Unironically my order every time, I've got a delicate tummy

>>218580187
windows 95?

>>218580176
we're all doing a pretty good job of ignoring his posts so please try a bit harder lad

1 hour remaining until haircuttoil

Tiktok rizz party

>>218580160
thats impossible stop lying

>stocks fall
Not really, FTSE is only down half a percent today (still up on the 5 day average) and SPY had a flat day Friday

What does receiving a red heart emoji reaction from a woman mean lads?

>>218580187
May I recommend Linux?

>>218580228
It means she loves you. You can tell your mum you finally have a girlfriend.

>>218580228
she wants your cock

>>218580228
you should ask her out

>>218580222
IT'S OVER. IT'S WAR. TRUBP BAD. EVERYONE PANIC

>>218580211
Diego is typing...

>>218580228
depends on the context

>>218580228
She wants to stop talking to you and knows you'll go away and overanalyse this response for a decent amount of time

they're always talking about a line going up but i don't know what line they mean

>>218580228
if its a female friend it's basically the girl equivalent of a thumbs up

Want to play my game but my earphones keep screeching when I open it

>>218580228
expect a blowjob asap

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>>218580275
corps dont give a shit
= import cheap foreign labour = line goes up for them
down for everyone else

>>218580293
you forgot to pause the JAV in the background

>>218580299
cope. Rustlers grads are eatin good

>>218580228
it's what happens when you double tap a message in instagram

Husbandberg forgot to take his lunch to work

giving my arse a well deserved raped correction

>>218580293
tinnitus

>>218580322
Um

just had a big sloppy poo

>>218580350
still a bit early for lunch isn't it

>>218580345
so this is rorke

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>>218580345

>>218580138
simply overflowing with british culture this

>>218579409
>Blue Monday
decent song, I'll put it on

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oi oi, you incorrigible little nonces had best not be behaving unacceptably

>le poo xpp

>>218580228
put me in the screencap

>>218580250
>>218580262
She's an escort. I sent her a message after our last meeting saying "thank you and hopefully see you again soon". It surprised me since she hasn't used the red heart emoji before.

I've got our next meeting booked for this weekend. I guess she's maybe getting more comfortable with me.

>>218580361
needed to clear the way

>>218580363
we've all been there

>>218579664
scream

poo ing

>>218580395
kill your self you autistic jewish bastard

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>She's an escort

didn't save any money this month because I had to spend loads on shit I need

You've all been done, you daft cunts. Imagine replying to that question lol.

I'd like to take a moment to acknowledge the Milennial Uncs as the Traditional Owners of the threads and posts on which we howl and scream, and recognises their continuing significance and connection to the general. We pay our respects to Boomers past and present.

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rodney plonker

>>218580395
imagine where you could be in life right now if you hadn't decided to spend it making up these pathetic little stories to wind up a group of random dickheads online

Escortmong baiting.

time for a shit, shave and shower

Mum said she’ll bring a maccies home after her shift so GET IN de lids!

>>218580439
just once I'd like to actually get slapped by a woman, at least it would be physical contact from a female

>>218580456
Tell you what Nicholas Lyndhurst would make a good Death In Paradise detective

>>218580461
I'm not making it up, I'm genuinely asking

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kek america is completely cooked

>>218580441
you didn't need another coat

>>218580120
People who post this stuff don't even understand the situation that occured.
What you think we just had loads of gold and then we got rid of it all and had nothing?
We'd already sold about 75% of our reserves since the 60's, gold was a shocking investment and brown was right to transition into foreign currencies

TL;Dr you're a mongo retard mong

>>218580228
You could probably get away with putting your lips on hers

Cadbury biscoff egg washed down with a chilled Coca-Cola for brekkie

>>218580483
you really believe this don't you?

Sacked Tranny’s baited you retards yet again with his Escortmong character.

>>218580497
get the slop consumed

>>218580494
Settle down Gordon, this is most un-statesmanlike.

>>218580484
pulsating with british culture this

>>218580395
Actually screeching at this fair play escort mong you reeled them in hook line and sinker

>>218580497
Who needs teeth eh?

>>218580363
hate this video, seen it many times over the years and it makes me sad. He's in pain, its not funny

>>218580494
>What you think we just had loads of gold and then we got rid of it all and had nothing?
Yes

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>>218580497

>>218580493
stop gangstalking me

>>218580494
He objectively caused the country a loss by selling the remaining reserves off though

refuse to buy any chocolate eggs since they're all smaller with less cocoa with a higher price

>>218580484
Well? Is he illegal?

>>218580550
Then you're wrong

i hope escortmong is just a gimmick because someone that pathetic existing is very disturbing

when was the last time you got a heart emoji from a girl? (escorts don't count)

>>218580621
Probably a couple of days ago from gfberg

>>218580621
a guy said i have a nice cock does that count

>>218580621
gfberg and female friends

>>218580621
the last time I spoke to girls who weren't my family emojis weren't a thing

>>218580621
At toil, last week

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she's gonna get raped wtf

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>yanks post about anything and the replies from the brits here are "not about british culture"
>aussies post some garbage not related to british culture and it's fine
americans will never know this feel

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>>218580621
Wary of every post being an escortmong setup now

>>218580621
today on the hinge app

>>218580621
don't think emojis existed back when i was courting

>>218580659
for some reason british people still think you're basically british when in reality that hasn't been true for 30 years

>>218580661
Ngl that was tactical genius on his part

>>218580621
yesterdee
Thinking about driving 2,000 American miles and kidnapping her. Help me

>>218580659
we get away with absolute murder lol

>>218580604
Boycott Cadbury. Fuck em.

well that post blew up

>>218580682
not really considering every reply was taking the piss

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Scran

just been murdered but it was a bruce so I forgive him *dies*

got the korean boob asmr on

cause i got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
JINGLE JANGLE
as i go ridin' merrily along

right well that's a fanny

>>218580692
Just admit you got baited

>>218580695
is this british cultcha

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anyone here been bart baited before?

>>218580712
how was i baited?

just seen an arsehole and minge

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found this

>>218580717
Yea she's British maybe

>>218580737
sinister

>>218580695
is it just me or is this a weirdly gay arsehole?
looks like a boypussy

isnt a screaming poo wank just anal

No-one is more immature than the one who is desperate to be seen as mature

>>218580753
:/

new
>>218580768
>>218580768
>>218580768

having a shriek wank

>>218580695
corrr spaff