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Who won the world's ugliest retard award?
>>218601544*kisses you*
I like characters like this :3
>/news/
>>218601544What's the best anime of the 2020s so fart. non-anime watcher
This shit is too hard
>>218601585Edgerunners
>>218601585Dungeon Meshi
i cant even game, i feel like i've been beaten with a club
We love Trigger
accidentally said something nice to a g*rman today
>>218601585Attack on Titan
*dies*
>Africans riotting and vandalizing the streets because of a soccer match.I can’t wait until we separate and finally start choosing our own immigrants.
/pol/tards are senseless little vermins. Everyone who uses that godawful board are only good when dead. I think society would be better off with everyone there expurgated; I mean a full on cleansing. Absolute savages, all of them.
>>218601663what's happening?
if i were a chess piece i would be the black knight
Baby deer are starting to communicate with White children, as if to say that endless immigration leads to real estate development, habitat loss, deforestation, accelerating pollution from immigrants, and replacement of Whites who take care of deer.
not in the mood to play anything but wizard 101 tonight and my membership ran out earlier this month feel like going to sleep
farted award
>>218601688I'm a Black King
>>218601705you're american you're fucking rich as fuck just buy 10 years of membership
wont be buying any premium armor till i reach level 100 currently level 94
>THE NEW CAULKSUCKER FROM DEWALT!
>>2186017221 year membership is $70
Is Wizard101 a girl's game or a boy's game? I need to know before I decide to play it or not
>>218601738That's like the Brazilian monthly salary
>>218601747It's like Celeste
finna boutta go beast mode on this apple pie
>>218601747its a boys game but a lot of girls play it
>>218601770>girls
There should be a slow release tablet or a capsule you take right before bed and wake up 6-10 hours later already nicely drunk and ready to face the day
>>218601777jasonkin*
>>218601678why you so mad, little guy?
>>218601777they type like girls
she's right here, mr Hitler!!
summoning brian....
if you sext like a girl baby you're a girl to me
>>218601868yo, sugah
Someone is sullying the good name of /cum/...
Can’t find a job to save my lifeAnd it literally is to save my life
i would like a job as well but it seems hard
>>218601585pani poni dash
>>218601888Just wait it out man we'll have UBI before Trump leaves office
i want to make a moba
It's over
How about them non blunt rolling females who always fuck shit up cause they don't wanna break they lee nails
>>218601866NO!
high key brown women cute as fuck
>>218601912Unlimited Booty Invasions
>>218601917>left>“grandSON”erm
>>218601747it's a girl's game anyone saying otherwise is one of those weird fags who sincerely plays girl's games
>>218601917I don't care what billions of women are doing, I only care what MY woman is doing.
>>218601938Looks like NovaOnline
>>218601912I don’t know where we’re headed but I think everyone’s got it wrong especially the ‘permanent underclass’ people
Indian men will solve the fertility crisis
>>218601917Does anyone have the original tweet this one is referencing
what should i study to get a job
>>218601681Senegal won a soccer match against Morocco, so the Algerian community of MTL came out with the Senegalese to destroy a bunch of cars with firework, as a way to celebrate the defeat of Morocco. The SQ had to show up on a horse squad, to calm people down.I get it that your country won your favorite sport, but this isn’t your country. If you want to behave like a monkey… go home so at least your parent can be ashamed of you.
>>218601974the job book
>>218601974Engineering is about the only one that still gets you a guaranteed high paying job.
Get fukt canes. Indiana won
>>218601974OF
Wow
might just go back and study high school shit
TIL there is a Algerian community in Montreal.Grim.
>>218601996>gets you a guaranteed high paying jobi talked to two recent mech eng. grads at a bar two weeks ago and they would disagree
>>218601917this tweet is representative of the situation in every state, province, country, and continent on the planet and will be for the rest of our lifetimes without question and without exception
cumbum sex
these days i get the urge to smack off but then i see something disgusting and the feeling leaves me
>>218602030They need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
>>218602028Aren’t you a non-German of migrant background yourself
>>218601974Become a geriatric nurse! Old white people need cheap foreign labor to clean their asses.
Why this nigga be looking like an Elder Scrolls NPC doe
>>218602060Have you ever considered becoming a wet nurse?
>>218602050You are literally Indian Canadian
>>218602050No, I'm very Germanic and 100% pure Bavarian phenotype.
>>218602072No
>>218602062He pissed off all the leadership in his party nobody actually supports him
>>218602075
I like forming Bavaria in EU4
>>218602085Post hand.
ripped the entire left side of my tongue open and I have multiple ulcers underneath it, fuck my stupid chud life.
farted again award
>>218602062he looks more like a starfield npc
>>218602070>wet nurseYes, but unfortunately I can't breastfeed, even though I'm trans.>>218602087Modern Bavaria is also full of foreigners and leftists.
Best exercises to reduce my boy boobs?
farted yet again award
You know what I've seen some BMW mechanical designs and I can definitely tell the guy who assembled the car and the engineer were heavily intoxicated
>>218602110that just fat, its not exercise its just not eating
>>218602106Sad. My brother and his family are getting stationed at an army base in Bavaria. Is it safe in the areas around them?
ew pls stop farting
what are we gooning to tonight? i want to get warmed up for our weekly /cum/ sesh
>>218602117just lie to him bro
>>218602126Nothing I’ve given up sexual desire
>>218602121*farts in your open mouth while you’re saying that*
>>218602141They will continue to monitor the situation like they've always done
>>218602151ugh NOOOO anon I eat FOOD with that, now how else am I supposed to enjoy my grandma's steamy apple pie?
>>218602062dis nigga rockin the Bieber cut in current year
>>218602126
>>218602126Yeah, it's still pretty safe compared to most of the US.
>>218602141I’m not worried about that so much, I mean the civilian areas surrounding them In america all the army bases are in shitty towns with high crime rates because they’re the only places they could build them without being petitioned by rich people
>>218602171I assume it’s a Norwood cope cut in his case
>>218602126It's mlk day so
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>>218602126headed over to /gif/ and letting what ever catches my eye inspire my night
>>218602189that shit must be falling apart
>>218602126im on nofap
>>218602189
>>218602201That's a different house
>>218602189couldn't pay me to live in an illinois mcmansion
>>218602193that board is a shithole
>>218602209Most of the actual mcmansions in Wilmette and Winnetka are like worth multiple millions of dollars
Something secret steers us both. We shall not name it.
>>218602189just looked up this place on Google maps, it's in a ghetto and 100% everyone around there is a violent ape
i am the passenger
>>218602214yeah but it's format is one of the best for sex gifs plus I like it as a filter rather than digging through big image archives or reddit
>>218602226The near west side is supposed to be the rich part of the area so I doubt it
I feel like im a simple man, i dont have grand ambitions for myself If I had virtually endless money id just start a bunch of hobbies I’ve always wanted to try instead of working
>>218602263Just buy a Harley-Davidson like everybody else
>>218602275Genuinely saddening
>>218602256the backyard has a bus and several falling apart cars parked in it. it's very likely a shithole rental that's been turned into 5-10 apartments for negroes. it was probably once a very nice neighbourhood full of white people, but time (and niggers) have a way with things.
My farts have been absolutely rancid, smells like rotting cabbage
>>218602290It's a home in the middle of nowhere in the Midwest it'd be stranger if there weren't broken cars outside
>>218602281
In english you say "we will be Victorious" In spanish you just conjugate the verb vencer as the plural of (us); "venceremos"
>>218602301It’s not surprising a woman hate account prefers the one that looks like a castrated boy
>>218602255True but most of it is just infighting at this point. Blackedfags vs. Bleachedfags, tranny spam, gore and edgy rekt threads; not to mention, you have degenerate shit like actual shit threads or anal and farting and barfing, do I need to go on?
>>218602303Pendejo
>>218602303I wonder how this worked out for them
>>218602320sent that guy flying
Illinois is a shithole state and Chicago is a fucking dump full of trash.Only faggots with AIDS live there.
im a balding retard
>>218602324Brian on sue side watch
>>218602324this is true
Jewish women
Talking stage is torture. I hate trying to date. Why does this have to be the way to get a gf?
>>218602324Your whole country is a literal shit hole filled with Indians and Chinese people who price the native Canadian out of their market so nobody can afford to live in a home and instead have to live in a dilapidated 2008 Kia Rio
>>218602322I feel like both maduro and chavez were a really strange sort of half-assed communists. Like they did want to just nationalize everything and "stick it to america" but didn't have the balls to go full Marxist hate religion and spend money brainwashing the public so they just had these cringe murals everywhere
>>218602348That's the sensible thing to do. If you are actually religious, it doesn't make sense to date someone of a different religion. It's a waste of everyone's time.
EYYY gimme summa da GABBAGOO
Nick Fuentes is totally gay
>>218602359you sound like gay illinois trash, probably some fag with AIDS who lives in a ghetto
>>218602375That quite literally does not refute anything I said
>>218602354nooo stooop it >:(
If she doesn't send me a good morning text tomorrow, I should crash my car head on into the median on the freeway while driving to work.
>>218602381you suck cocks, faggot.
nick fuentes rode destiny's coattails
>>218602364>I feel likeNo one cares about your girly feelings sissy boy.You want to get your nails done and talk about your feelings?Pussy.
>>218602393This is not a good idea
>>218602395I mean your mother did it to every man in the neighborhood but yet I don't see you rejecting her
>>218602166Do you eat apple pie with a slice of cheese?
Nick Fuentes's town of Berwyn has like one good pizzeria and that's it
>>218602402How so?
Miami is the new New York
>>218602409no, just a whole pie because i'm fat
I don’t see the appeal of good morning texts. The last thing I need is more inane bullshit to respond to, or to piss more people off by not responding. Say gm if you’re in my bed or not at all.
farted once more award
>>218602422It's impulsive and stupid
>>218602424Florida is a shithole, anon.
>>218602424There isn't enough rat shit and obnoxiously rude people in Miami for that to be true
Dead Bart.
>>218602436Cope
>>218602461brian
hello, how do you guys stop feeling depressed?
>>218602457Classic
Brian is a stupid impulsive faggot who will die of ass AIDS and fag disease
>>218602398I "think" then you cock gobbling reddit whataboutist cretin
>>218602466Get a job and have sex
>>218602466Alcohol, masturbacion excesiva y leer la biblia
FROM THE BEDROOM TO THE TREE!!! KAYA WILL BE FREE!!!
florida? coolshitcago? DOGSHIT
i went to school with a luigi hat for a like months and no one bullied me, i guess i just got aura
>>218602466
>>218602466Get a motorcycle
>>218602484Just for the record Florida's crime rate is statistically on par with Illinois's
>>218602461I was born and raised in Pennsylvania and moved to Florida in my later years. If you're not living in the party scene you'd know that it's full of dickheads. No one uses manners, endless road rage, and thousands of fields full of spics picking berries and jumping onto green busses that take them to walmart. The only good part of Florida is where the top concentration of wealth is at, everything else is an apocalyptic wasteland.
>>218602466Buy a Cadillac
Fuentes was attacking trump non stop for a year over the Epstein files, now hes defending Epstein
Brian gets beaten up by blacks when he goes outside so he's afraid to leave his 1 bedroom roach infested dump rat nest apartment. They call him a roody poo bitch nigga and steal his money.
>>218602503Just for the record Nick Fuentes has an actual verifiable pedophila accusation
>>218602504
Team Epstein or Team Diddy?
>>218602505To groom a child is some sort of initiation ritual for goyim trying to join into freemasonry
>>218602434It might be stupid, but it's not impulsive because I'm thinking about it ahead of time.
>>218602515Epstein is the jewish pedoking but Diddy does have a bibisi and bangs yt bois. A intimidating question, I'll give you that.>>218602533Trvke
>In 2023, Fuentes and associates were involved in a scandal about Fuentes's friend, Ali Alexander. Two accusers, seventeen and fifteen years old, respectively, stated Alexander asked for pornographic images and encouraged sexual intercourse.[194] One accuser said he believed Fuentes was "100 percent aware" of the alleged situation, yet did not intervene at the time. The other accuser said "Nick personally asked me to apologize to Ali for supposedly faking the messages."[194] Fuentes denied the allegations.
That guy sure is farting a lot
it's such a beautiful night.i'd love to drink more coffee but it's so late.maybe some herbal tea is better suited.
lmao
alright im bored gonna get ready for bed
I see something flying around my room but I can't tell if it's real or not.
>>218602566It's just me bro
>>218602566is it a miscroscopic witch? sometimes they get on their small broomsticks and crawl into your ears and start speaking in tongues.
>>218602566Buy a motorcycle.
>>218602564goodnight, we're gonna be here in case you need anything.
>braaaaaaaaapuh oh stinky
I wish I was schizo. I'm bored. Could do with some hallucinations.
I hate Canadians, Fuck Canada.
This lady probably looked nice before Mr. Booze had his way with her
>>218602585who the hell are you
>>218601544epic fail
just forgot what i was supposed to do
It was a good movie
>>218602607>failed to playdouble epic fail. I have to kill myself now.
this canadian keeps assaulting my nose, how much syrup did you eat
>>218602637I ate garlic bruschetta and a can of refried beans
>>218602606*jumps out the window and runs aways*
This pork has been slowly cooking in the oven for nearly 9 hours now. Not much longer now. The smell has been driving me crazy.
>>218602646>refried beansbased
>>218602580How would that help?
>>218602646dear god
>>218602647Canes lost lmaooo
>>218602590im having an episode rn and it sort of sucks. the hallucinations are whatever but the constant confusion is annoying. it's not that bad when you can keep things from going out of proportion but for the most part everything gets dulled. you kinda feel like one of those dolls from darker than black.
>>218602678reminds me of the anon's who's older sister died, freaky stuff.
>>218602664It just does
>>218602688that's tragic.
queue up bro cmon we're gaming
>>218602678what do you hallucinate?
why does it feel as if all devs are hardcore assassin mains with a hate boner ultra-vendetta against tank mains? Tanks are always useless in games and when they're good it's almost always because they're a hybrid with other classes or they're stuck in braindead tank-support comps? I just want to protect my bros and help us live to see another day
>>218602494just for the record:Florida is coolillinois is DOGshit
>>218602760so you want a tank who's actually a fighter and is just OP cause he won't die
well it's sad but it's not really my problem
>>218602776i want a shield that isn't made out of wet toilet paper and to not be ragdolled by CC 24/7
Damn!
>>218602800i look and say this
>>218602797is that you?
snack i had today:2 bags of beef jerky 1 caramel chocolate bar1 bag of chocolate pretzels1 pack of keebler double stuffed fudge cookies
>>218602809Could be your father considering you are half black
Has anyone here had a random encounter with ICE?
>>218602810geg
>>218602810is this where that face come from? how long have these guetto dog breeds been around
>>218602811wow i'm surprised you typed that post so well with your little piggie hooves
>>218602688Qrd?
>>218602824Never seen 'em a day in my life.
>>218602824Never seen them in my life. I don't live around criminals.
>>218602824The funny part is I've quite literally never seen them despite people complaining about them over running their cities
>>218602837
>>218602824
I ordered this Chaos Sorcerer today. I look forward to painting him.
>>218602855shortanon
>>218602862I heard how the dude spoke English and would assume he was illegal too kek
>>218602863me on the right
>>218602838He had a mental breakdown in a couple threads depicting his night terrors that frequently involved his deceased sister. He would mention seeing things move at night and how he can only sleep with a light on anymore.https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218326612/#q218329347https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218329392/#q218329778https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218329392/#q218329858https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218329392/#q218329911https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218329392/#q218330111https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218329392/#q218330421https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/218329392/#q218339318
>>218602863that nigga trying to catch flies or something? close your mouth
>>218602741nothing too interesting[spoiler]black shapes in the corner of my eye that i can't find when i focus on themfeel worms crawling under my skin. sometimes there are flashes of white light that look like people that appear in the room with me and they have terrifying faces.voices are a low androgynous muttering, usually hard to understand or 1-2 word commandsfingers tapping my back, or the sensation that a knife is pressed against me[/spoiler]
>>218602882Makes sense. All old ghost stories are probably the result of undiagnosed schizophrenia.
I am a Christmas Adventurer!!!!
>>218602886fail
>>218602892I doubt him being an active user of this site would help, especially at night too.
Dalí was a real one.
>>218601544The story of this mangaka is funny.
>>218602882keeek this guy is crying about his sister and all i see is my pepe and soyjak pictures around his posts
>>2186028822spooky4me
>>218602913more like dalit
*shoots Canadian fart anon*
>>218602886theres no meds to suppress it? im sorry you have to deal with that
MEGA FART
>>218602926Thank you, thank you! The anon has freed us!
>>218602886We have been watching you for a very long time
If you ask me, Penal batallions should come back, use all these people ICE is kidnapping, send them to greenland.
>>218602950brian post
>>218602969Lol what
>>218602869obsessed
So that's it we just work until we die huh, life is lame
>>218602985You're supposed to do other things in between your work hours
>>218602985not lame if you have a jetski
>>218602985yeah well, you know what they say, once you go black you never come back.
Free the fart!
my room is very farty all of a sudden. you walk in and you immediately feel a blast of warm muggy fart air on your face
Cold night here in nyc
>>218602935there are meds but i felt like i was becoming a less kind person by using them. also got some rough side effects. i have good self awareness and besides my memory problems i can do daily tasks without meds. I'm lucky to have a choice.
IF YOU FART ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO KILL YOU THEN I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Just went for a /nightwalk/>>218603014Looks cool
*farts*
>get an HIV ad>the only people in it are black and gay peoplei feel so humiliated (i'm not gay)
>>218602994All I do inbetween work hours is eat food, drink alcohol, and post on /cum/The idea of doing anything active during my leisure time is unbearable
Just gushed a fart
>>218602886are hallucinations like dreams? As in, is there one in particular that you remember for x reason.
Farting bigly
>>218603037Aids began when a nigger ass-fucked a chimpanzee in Africa
>>218602950why would a post on 4chan be more disturbing than hearing and seeing things in the same room as me? the only way you can get by is by not interacting with every scary message you come across. doesnt matter if it's real or an illusion, you're all the same.
How about Planet Shitness
I actually visited one of the last standing breaking barns in Georgia, it had long been in disuse but all the original structure and stalls were still there, still had stains on the floor
Andrew Tate is GOATed
>>218603054I prefer the reasonably well-founded theory that HIV was created as a bioweapon by Apartheid South African military intelligence (because it’s funny)
Just farted extremely loudly for 15 seconds and it reeks
AIDS spread due to SF bathhouse faggot orgies
Just fucking farted again
>>218603037>>218603054>>218603078If you ask me, Aids was divine punishment against sinners.
this is what happens to canadians who fart
STOP FUCKING FARTING IN HERE! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
>>218603040And I'm sure that has no influence on how miserable you are
I can't stop farting. It's like I'm inhaling through my mouth and exhaling out of my ass.
>>218603046They are like dreams in the sense that your memory is really fucked while you're experiencing them. Like I keep my tabs open overnight and when I find them in the morning I don't remember them. If you make a mental note you can remember stuff but that shapeless sorta nonsensical logic that you have in dreams exists while you're awake. Part of learning to cope with stuff has included learning how to lucid dream because it's very similar. The hallucinations are extremely vivid and reality is extremely mundane. Real pain can hurt a lot less.
farting is a human right and you can never take it from me
>>218603100I never said i was miserable. I'm fairly content actually
farted 11 times in one thread
>>218603078only works as a bio-weapon if you assume the niggers are zesty
Yo this nibba GASSY. a gassy lassie
>>218603128Which is objectively true. Niggas be zesty at about twice the rate of normal Pipo
>>218603120Content people typically don't say things like >>218602985
Just did s massive fart and a lil nug of poo shot out of my ass
>>218603149>>218603149New
