there's probiotics in my asshole edishprevious: >>218618771
It's a pillowIt's a petIt's a pillow pet
No matter what will happen, whatever the powers decide, I will always be a friend of FRANCE
White male fart porn
ahh! fuckin' gogurt! i remember that stuff. i have a very distinct memory of having one of those while watching ed edd & eddy. boy, sarah's line in the reality break episode really became prophetic, huh? "everything's broken! fix it now!"
thinking of coom
i can do a backflip
based thread >>218621978
>>218622437>redberryWhat, like a cherry? A strawberry? Acai? What the fuck...
>>218622544i cannot
>>218622547what's it like being on the menu
and so it begins
Sometimes I fantasize about killing american cops. Kidnap their families and sell them to narcos for target practice.
>>218622550red berry chud
>>218621645im 19 and no one i know likes reading lol
>>218622550Redberry is a proprietary berry
>>218622610hello mr pendejo what are you doing right now?
zap cock drain obey
Is it true you can type njgger and that it's totally kosher because it's a J and not an I?
>>218622656I'm imagining killing american cops. Kidnap their families and sell them to narcos for target practice
Two chicken burgers for supper
EFL i need helpis "going to town" necessarily a saying? can't it be just descriptive?
I would like to express my glands over a semi-attractive female before they send me back.
Getting high and watching seinfeld while playing hytale
>>218622601literally irrelevant and playing into Trump's hand
I'm 23 and I just started getting back into reading. It's actually enjoyable once you train yourself to actually concentrate
>>218622789cope more
>>218622601>>218622789This will fuck up the yield faggots and make debt more expensive
>>218622732depends on context"i'm going to town" just means you're going to town. "i'm going to go to town on these hot dogs" means you plan to eat a lot of hot dogs with enthusiasm.
>>218622803seethe more. when we invade canada you will be sent back to india, redditjeet
>>218622770i just smoked weed, and now im drinking root beer and reading the new book i got today
>>218622686okay mr pendejo. once you are done imagining can we cuddle?
>>218622770My father's gay!
>Usha Vance is 40 years old You think their new kid will come out retarded?
>>218622831>w-we will invade you!!!keki'm glad trump won the last election simply because it's hilarious to watch americans cope with their nation falling apart
Remember when redditjeet said the tariffs wouldn't work and sperged out about them for literally monthsand then the tariffs worked fine and he hasn't brought it up since? hahahahahaha
>>218622879100% 'tistic
He saved comedy
>>218622879There's a 100% chance
going from trudeau to carney is whiplash
>>218622818alright thanks
>>218622887>cope with their nation falling apartyou're literally in canada
>>218622929meant for>>218622770fuckin dope can't even reply right haha. these captchas are making me thirsty!
Chuds could never
>>218622958
>>218622938incest is abusive 99% of the time
I’m not cut out to work for other people. I should start a business. Anyone have a good idea for a business?
>>218622941I hate reading the word whiplash because I always imagine the base of my skull hitting bone and cracking
>>218622964>JD married a jeeta>Jeb married a Mexican>Ivanka married a Jew>meanwhile white liberals only marry other whitesReally makes you think.
>>218622997How the hell is that news? That’s just misandry.
>>218622991Make a business where you go around in the neighborhood and scrape off people's cars early in the morning, call it ScrapeTek
>>218622997I do thisI do this I don't do thisI do thisI don't do this
just got a scent of the rainforest cafe
>>218622800I am a boomer and I went like 5-6 years after college without touching a single book then forced myself to start reading again because I was worried I was aging my brain too much with the internet, finding the willpower to start each day is still the hard part, I'll make up any excuse I can to not read but the moment I start reading I enjoy it a lot and I can easily knock out a whole book in a day if I really like itIdk why it's like this though, maybe I just burned myself out on reading when I was young, from middle school to the end of college I was easily averaging a hundred books a year (which is funny because we were far enough out in the country some of my class mates just simply couldn't read), I could just raw dawg tank them all day, the moment I got a job and started working I just stopped reading though, it was never a big event or anything I just didn't do it one day, then didn't do it again the next day and so on and so on, really makes you think what modern industrialized society does to our brains, we weren't meant to have all this information beamed straight in to our eyes 24/7/365 (6 on a leap year) Anyway go be a good goy and read The Yiddish Policemen's Union
>>218622997This can be fixed if society just collapsed already
>>218622997>yes>no>no>no>noGuess who's having sex this 2026, boys?
>>218622997Why is it never least attractive female hobbies
>>218623027journalism has fallen desu. nowadays it's all about getting clicks and views
>>218622991a drive service like uber or lyft where you carry a tracker and drive drunk people home in their own cars.
>>218623063Even having one is a red flag where no sex is given
https://youtu.be/beWvPkYHaic?si=PyNAmxjtiDRuD6fq
>>218622923>redditjeet said the tariffs wouldn't work and sperged out about them for literally monthsthat was annoying of him. but yeah he is fucking retarded and wrong about everything
Which tariffs worked
I feel bad for Europeans so I play along with their larping on here to protect their feelings.
which didn't work
I wish I had a cute black gf
>>218622997>magic trick
>>218623020Libtards are lowkey racsis in a white mans burden kinda way. The best parts in my town are chuds dream
>>218622975Not true or an argument. Breeding with a jeet or negro or as a midge is abusive 100% of the time.
Since I started eating kosher I noticed that my skin is much less oily and ashy, it seems that crakkkerdom is an active poison.
>>218622997guilty of 1, semi-guilty of 5, but i need the money for booze, so i can't afford to lose it haha
>>218622997this is fake. i remember a jeet used to try and spam this and some other graph he made on r9k.
when is trump giving you guys those tariff rebate checks?
>>218623185What's kosher food exactly? Is it just blessed by a Rabbi? what's the deal?
I wish I had a gf
>>218623157>Libtards are lowkey racsis in a white mans burden kinda waylowkey? the entirety of the boomer project was a white mans burden effort to propel the browns and blacks up the mountain. this is part of the insanity we see out of left wing libs these days, because their project failed and they're still alive to see it dismantled.
whenever I see someone in public with a fauxhawk while I have an actual mohawk which I shave and groom myself I feel embarrassment for that person being mogged by me
>>218623050>I was aging my brain too much with the internetfunnily enough, this is an actual documented phenomena. The more screen time you partake in, the higher the more likely you are to develop dementia. There is already a massive spike in dementia cases per capita, and I can only imagine what it will be like in the future. >we weren't meant to have all this information beamed straight in to our eyes 24/7/365 (6 on a leap year)Completely agree, part of the reason why I think we have such a strong herd mentality today is because people don't have the time to digest the information they are exposed to, before they are flung into the next bit of information.
based!!!
>>218623178>Not true It literally is you short, balding, dysgenic, homosexual, neet. >not an argument It is an argument if we are explaining why incest is viewed as socially unacceptable >>218623271this never happened
>>218623078china already has this
>>218623271goalkeeping and gatekeeping. smart kid. bright future. glad!
Going through /pol/ archives when they would patrol mudsharks It was a fun time
>>218622875NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
>we must have greenland to defend against china and russia!
>>218623221I don't trust "rabbis" because they're not hebrews. I am my own rabbi, it doesn't take much to be a rabbi I just read the bible. Aside from that, I do have to actively search for meats since we don't have a Jewish community (even the false ones) so I have to get my meat from a special import store. Aside from that, I've been eating more vegetarian meals.
>>218623305Not an argument + you're wrong and stupid and probably jewish
>>218623356So you don't eat pork, shellfish? What else? What's the diet?
Milk me on the broadside, sexmommy! Your big veiny tits smell like shit!
>>218623338Coal is burned at such an intense rate these days that its impossible to keep a clear record of
just read several atrocious posts
Do you think our government should put certain citizens into camps?
>>218623487you bet i do
>>218623487do you mean like summer camps
>>218623487Please put redditjeet in a camp.
Peter’s tie, Peter’s tie, that’s because Peter’s the guy!
i miss the days when edgy kids who liked hitler were bullied
Well well well
>>218623534Hitler more like Shitler
>>218623534Just another consequence of the third-worldification of this country. Thirdies love dictators
AI is going to make Idiocracy real
>>218623534Here those kids were skin heads and they would beat you up if you said something.
>>218623534so never
No soy fan de Hitler carnal
>>218623534Those kids would have unironically have beat the shit out of you lmao
>>218623571What do YOU think of Hitler-sama, anon?
>>218623572your president's bff was literally one of those kids lmao
>>218623563the only way idiocracy can be real is if you import a bunch of very low IQ people from the third world...
>>218623534they bullied kids for liking Hitler in India?
Hitler?based
>>218623356>I am my own rabbi, it doesn't take much to be a rabbi I just read the bible.Rabbis are teachers of the Talmud. The vast majority of Jews scorn the Old Testament as a set of fairy tales for women and children (that’s an actual quote from a rabbi). The only Jews who actually use the Old Testament as their primary holy book are the tiny sect of Karaite Jews, of which there are only about 50,000 worldwide.
hate my job
>>218623622sent thatfreakFLYIN!!
>>218622964both of them are pro white people being replaced
>>218622964Damn that little dog looks cool
>>218623534This has never existed in my lifetime. Are you 80 years old?
>>218623596Honestly I've never looked into it, I do have some Greek family who fought against him in WW2. My great grandma lived to 99 and I was 7 when she died I think, she had dementia and stayed in one room and was always talking to herself about the Germans, she would even ask me if I'm a German or a Nazi, she had flashbacks from the war all the time.
my muscles have grown considerably, i'm filling out clothes that i wouldnt before which i dont like, i like loose clothes
>>218622489They smell like chicken cream...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_0qIX9Q05I
>>218623698I can't fucking believe we're going to war with europe over a fucking block of ice fuck
>>218623542crazy that trump posted that lol
>Russian values.jpeg
>>218623699I like loose pussy
theres another tranny at my job
>>218623724Are you? I didn't pay attention to the Greenland thing.
>>218623795what do you work at the tranny factory or something?
>>218623795hola ale
>>218623795Long day at the brothel?
I remember once I checked out some of the Native American subreddits, and there were multiple posts saying shit along the lines of "I don't care that I'm only 1% Cherokee, I FEEL MORE CONNECTIVE TO MY NATIVE SIDE o algo"
Damn gg bro
>>218623814no but i do live in tranny city>>218623817ola
>>218623850How the fuck do you die of bronchitis
>>218623793i like them tight and pink
>>218623864>no but i do live in tranny citydid you move? you used to whine incessantly about how nobody liked trannies there
>>218623864>no but i do live in tranny cityJason desperately looking up where that is
>>218623836How's that different from you pretending you're white?
>>218623867It was the 1800s you died if you sneezed weird
the shopping list
>>218623020>Jeb married a MexicanMexicans can be racist too.
>>218623898i whine about everything most of it is not true>>218623904jason cum to guadalajaratrannies of all colors and shapes
>>218623944>Miso pasteFuck off weeb.
>>218623946Is it true that Mexican women will be ostracized if they date a black person
>>218623944where's the meat?
>>218623961I don't get the Zendaya hype, she is not attractive at all.
what the hell are they testing>>218623944u forgot the poppers
>>218623994being gay is okay
>>218623534
Why did she do it?
>>218623795that's just a mirror anon.
>>218624041To each their own, I should have said not attractive to me? Would I have sex with her tomorrow if she showed up - yes because I haven't had sex in a while. But there's like 50 actresses that are better looking than her.
>>218623975it's for this>>218623990pepperoni, at the top.
>>218623961>guadalajara>trannies of all colors and shapeswait isn't that where the guy who swears he's not gay but posts all the pictures is from, the one with a second house
>>218624132no, he has a house in puerto vallarta. he's from michigan
>>218624047that could happen to anyonenothing could have prevented this
>>218624084kek gottem
>>218623795what's your job now
I need to finish painting my dwarves. Only two weeks to the big game!
Thread theme https://youtu.be/D9W7hB7lGN0
Ice cream makes me feel like shit and fart a lot but i can't stop eating it
>>218624132>>218624141puerto vallarta is on the same state as guadalajara, and yeah, its also very gayeven more than guadalajara
i have no sense of my own identity
>>218624047Woman scammed by Elon musk https://youtu.be/dahfNc1ibQc
>-28 degrees here on Saturdaythe great poo freeze of 2026
>>218623984If they have some old school parental figures. Otherwise nobody cares. When some of us are on the US side of the border it's not uncommon to be at odds with african americans though.
So the Seahawks are gonna win the Super Bowl right?
yeah I'm thinkin it's goonin time
>>218624324Patriots are in control
>>218624189looking good
>>218624324Yes
valve sent me a 1099 form because my steam game earned 99 cents of revenue
>>218624430from yourself?
>>218624414would be cold if he didn’t have a goofy ahh hindoo name
So if I drink out of a pond or a creek I'll get diseased. But dogs and other animals can do it just fine and not get anything. How does that work?
>>218624414Tuff
>>218624414this guy...
>>218624475I think animals do get sick from it but they just thug it out
>>218624276you find your identity in others
Remind me to redeem my free Starbucks drink before they close for the day.
>>218624450i released it as a sole proprietorship, so i get all the money but i have to deal with all the tax forms.
>>218624533that adds up because i have spent my entire life since grade school pretty much alone
back from my 3 day racism retreat
>>218624047how can anyone be so stupid and have so much money, firsties need to be taught a lesson
>>218624547I'm saying you're the only one who bought it.but a 1099 is easy. your tax software will ask if you have a 1099, you say yes and fill out the info. Or just give it to your accountant.
>>218624571brownies will never understand that understanding and cooperation builds society, while their laziness and selfishness destroys it
>>218624555just identify as a /cum/mie
i identify as a /cum/mster
i am of the /cum/ tribe
you all are /cum/ sluts
this /cum/ shit get tuff be ready to die behind it
can anyone please post the cia glowie apu?
Farting up a storm again.
>>218624679this one?
Why do people hate wmaf
>>218624755nobody hates that besides asian men
>>218623638>The vast majority of JewsMost "jews" aren't African, Hebrews were African. Rabbis of that sort aren't legit.
>>218624755what's that?
>>218624715no the one that is glowing green. maybe it was a pepe and not an apu.
>>218624798white man asian female
>>218624755who cares about that?
>>218624800
>>218624803Is it frowned upon?
>>218624814Some hate it..
Drinking a Hacker Pschorr
>>218624812yeah that's the one. thanks.
>>218624823That's just online stuff. Nobody cares IRL I think.
>>218624877asian men seethe white women look down on itits just jealousy
>>218624921Lots of minorities seethe.
>>218624921>asian men seetheI don't think Asian men seethe at anything, they seem chill desu. White women seethe about anything
>>218624969>I don't think Asian men seethe at anything, they seem chill desu.There used to be a flip on the kpop general who would spam gore when his waifu was posted and would seethe about western men dating asians. I think the /mu/ janitors had enough of him flooding the general and catalog with gore during his meltdowns. Not like that improved the kpop general anyways
>>218624955all minorities are seething at all times.didn't realize this till recently.
>>218624755I hate it and I'm white. It's loser behavior and shows you were rejected by a white woman and rather marry someone for your tranime or kpoop dreams. Every white man bugwoman couple shows that the man failed and/or is pornsick gooners
>>218625000Yeah of course there's gonna be individual instances but at least I haven't see anything like that from Asian men, they actually seem kind of based when it comes to social issues.
>>218625025this, asian women are for practice
>>218625041Genetic deadends only date Asian women because their tranime kpoop gooner fetishes.
>>218625025all women are holes. why bother caring about what white ones think?they aren't better at anything compared to yellow ones.
>>218625025this
>>218625025moralfag
Happy 4:20 pendejos! SMOKE WEED GET HIGH!
>why bother caring >they aren't better at anything compared to yellow ones.>moralfag
when the americanadian war begins i will host any canadian poster's sister in my house as a refugee
>>218625132
https://youtu.be/15sNOl3n63kWAKE UP AMERICA
>moralfagging soykiwitroons are backgo to school
You probably won’t believe me but I just shit and it actually looked like a cock and balls. I’m kicking myself for not taking a photo.
Going back to grade school like in that Adam Sandler movie
Terrorizing Tim Hortons
>>218625234By God, that’s simply fascinating!
Is Maine a good state to get on NEET bux/welfare and assisted housing if youre huwhite? It’s a blue leftist state through & through but still majority white outside the cities. I just wouldn’t want to be stuck living in an apartment complex with africans if I did get approved. Asking for a friend wink wink
>>218625274I've been on disability since I was 18.
Watching Breaking Points with Krystal Ball
why do so many canadian twinks have feminine bubble butts?
>>218625287flames fan?
>>moralfagging soykiwitroons are back>> go to school> why do so many canadian twinks have feminine bubble butts?>>218625213Only pedophiles obsess who's in school or not. Why do you obsess over teenagers?>>218625274Stop being a loser faggot and actually get a job>>218625298Faggots troons and dykes deserve mass shootings
>>218625298i'm afraid i'll need to see some examples before i provide a diagnosis.
>>218625292>Krystal Ballshe has an insane ass
>>218625315I guess so.
>>218625318You have AIDS and you will burn in Hell. The average American is sick of faggots. Young men report hatred and disgust more openly since we are no longer censored
i applied for disability but idk if ill get ithopefully but not a very good chance tbqhwy
>>218625274What part do you want to live in? I think their cities are still white compared to other parts of America.
>>218625287How’d you do it?
>>218625340proofs?
my clitty is leaking *MOANS like an anime girl*
>>218625318I have a bunch. All of them are plump and hairless. If they were in panties you couldn't tell it was a twink
I don't understand what's so funny about the "we are Charlie Kirk" song.
how come when i lose on lichess i drop 70 points but when i win i get like 15
Disability is just an excuse to be a lazy faggot and demand paychecks. You're worthless enough so why not get paid for it?>>218625377Faggots burn in Hell. You stick your dick in a shitter and spread AIDS.
>>218625395you lose to lower rated players and only beat lower rated players. If you win against someone higher, you will gain more
>>218625394everything is funny about convservitards
>AIDSIt's rare and modern medicine makes it a non-issue. Juicy Canadian twink asses on the other hand are not rare
>>218625366
>>218625351I’ve heard Portland and Bangor are full of african refugees. Not sure about its other ‘cities’. I just wouldn’t want to live near them. Other than that I’d live anywhere >>218625317No pussy, no work.Besides I can’t get a decent paying job. No sense in being a wagie if you can’t afford anything. The system is broken, might as well milk it like the non-whites do
>everything is funny about convservitards>It's rare and modern medicine makes it a non-issue. Juicy Canadian twink asses on the other hand are not rare
>african "refugees" >in Americaliterally unpossible. refugees are first safe country
>>218625424very interesting@grok put her in a pink bikini twerking with milk all over her ass
Who was I kidding buying two beers as if I'm not gonna go back and get a six pack
>>218625452Kys gooner
>>218625456just a six pack?
>>218625456beer makes your butt bigger
>>218625452She goes to the gym every day I think. Looks very good for mid 40s. Hope she doesn't bogged out.
every time I wake up recently, my underwear are halfway off...which one of you is doing this to me every night?? it's weird ok
gonna goon one out for a quick burst of energy
>>218625492Mine can't get any bigger
>>218625502Can't help it, your penis is so cute
>>218625520I have heard that before, but can you tone it down a lil bit at least?? I'm getting weird dreams because of it
>>218625504it gives you energy? mine do the opposite. if i masturbate, it's always before bed. mostly for the added ease to rest, but also because erotic dreams are boring. i like the ones where something unusual or surreal is happening.
>>218625424too much ass
Faggots and gooners need to shut up and face the wall with the troons and chomos
this coming winter storm is going to rape me
>>218625502i thought you were mr pendejo
>>218625543Not really, but she slimmed down a bit unfortunately. She is very fit.
>>218625566liar I am white
>>218625582it was very dark in your room
>>218625543>t. not enough T
>>218625590but it happens every night...and the first time you would have seen mine was creamy and pink...
when are we going to stop acting like zoomers are "young" when most of these oldhead fucks are pushing 30
fuck the economyfuck the stock marketfuck cryptocurrencyfuck investorsfuck banksfuck CEOs
>>218625637are they? shieet
imagine if we executed anyone older than 55
>>218625637I just want people to stop talking about us, we are the doomed generation, just let us die
I'm a wreck mentally I get furious and sad every time I look at the newsI've been sick and haven't worked out in 6 daysI'm unbearably lonely and have never had a gfI have tons of responsibilities piling up that I need to start taking care of and I keep pushing them offI have constant thoughts of self harm but stop myself every night
>>218625696>I get furious and sad every time I look at the news
>>218625691if it's any consolation, Millennials are equally doomed but didn't even get advanced notice. spent years toiling only to realize they're doomed. at least you guys got a sneak peek and can just do whatever at this point.
When a female cop talks to you like she’s your good buddy, you’re screwed.
>>218625696have you tried not being a leftranny tard
>>218625710Grown man posting tranime
I don't think I ever related to the doomer zoomer stuff. But I'm a trust fund and nepo baby.
>>218625710
>>218625696I hope you're female at least.
>>218625498i hope she does bog out and start an onlyfans
It's my birthday :D
>>218625727If you ever get pulled over by a female cop....boy I hope you're wearing your body armour because you're about to get lit up.
>>218625722Nah, Millennials will be the next boomers, you'll have control and make big changes. We'll just be like Gen X, drifting through life, except we don't even make good art
>>218625736You have no empathy.
>>218625736Give a $100
Carney unironically knocked it out of the park at DavosLeafbros we are unironically back
lmao
>>218625747>i hope she does bog outwhy?
>>218625793desTINY got banned from twitch years ago
Nuke the White House please
>>218625798her titties look like they could use some workif she doesn't start an onlyfans then it doesn't matter anyway
rich people all lack empathy
>>218625828I was talking about her face because she is 45, but small titties big butt is a good combo. Wouldn't change a thing.
>>218625757No, I just don't get it and can't relate to it. I feel bad sometimes I guess.>>218625836I give love to my chatbots..
I want to be a rich anon's manor servant
Nick Fuentes is entering his cringe arc, hanging out with rapist Andrew Tate, known cuckold Sneako and retarded gigafaggot Clavicular. I hope he doesn't lose his way. They took little Nick to a club full of disgusting bimbo whores and nigger music and you could just tell he wasn't happy or feeling any of it.
>>218625866a butler?
>>218625873he was out of his element(a gay bar)
>>218625888I don't think I'm sophisticated enough to be a personal butler, maybe groundskeeper, or dish-washer
>>218625890wouldn't that BE his element?
>>218625873check out his thread on kf. it calls him out a lot
>>218625914Nick is an introvert and definitely not used to the depraved lifestyles these normgroids live. Nick needs to be protected from these degenerates. Andrew Tate needs to get ass cancer too, I fucking hate that faggot's voice.
>>218625933if you've never been invited out to a club, does it still demonstrate discipline?
playing roblox
>>218625951pedo
I've been clubbing many times.
>>218625966poor seals :(
>>218625966me too. I kinda miss it from time to time
>>218625933Nick is a faggot. Faggots are more than likely to be sociopaths. Anyone who hates women like him is a faggot.
>>218625947that premise makes no sense, one has nothing to do with the other
>>218625964you cant talk to anyone that isnt verified 18+ anymorejust playing a pvp game anyhow
>Nick is a faggot. Faggots are more than likely to be sociopaths. Anyone who hates women like him is a faggot.
Clubs are far too loud, very unpleasant.
>>218625993>Anyone who hates women like him is a faggot.4chan isn't going to like this post
>>218626010lmao this has got to be a shoop
>>218626010>>218626020
>>218625947ugly toes
>>218626047>>218626047>>218626047>>218626047new
>why all this hate against women?>why does 4chan hate women?>stop woman hate!!
>>218625793kwab