tik tok rizz party edish
THIS is the thread
>>218735432grow up
getting megablacked
So sorry guys, I forgot to check my RBRS gains before close of business Friday. One moment, I'll just check now for you..
Going on my monthly night out in just a couple of weeks
Had fuckloads of booze and drugs all through December, done dry jan and feel literally no different Sobriety is a psyop to keep the Englishman away from the mana of his sovl (pints)
drink every night me but im not an alcoholic i just use it to chill out and fall asleep
>>218735476Up exactly 50.0% since March
just closed the window just now
Should I watch His Girl Friday or Being John Malkovich?
>>218735540bit cold isn't it
>>218735540pscianf
>>218735556yh
got complimented by a girl last nightdidn't pull her like but that was a nice confidence boost that 've been needing
>>218735540That's why there weren't many posts on here.
>>218735572they blew out his window?
Sexual intercourse with Emma Watson.
gymtoil complete
make it so
>>218735595the UK would depopulate overnight
nice comfy Sunday morning poo in a mo
a while back mateberg fingered another mates 15 year old sister drunk at a party can’t fathom how they’re still mates, was at the pub with both of them on friday
>>218735571last time I received a compliment was roughly 6 months ago when the Portuguese lass I work with said I looked handsome with my new coat on
>>218735632report him for noncery
cream loads
>>218735632based how old are the matebergs?
>>218735636ought to have beaten her up
>>218735649they were 13 at the time
who are you to doubt el dandy?
reckon when ireland unites we'll go back to this flag
>>21873564942
i been putting this old scifi star warsy fallouty sort of show on in the background while i use tiktok and instagram and i noticed that one of the characters is named captain kirk LMAO like charlie kirk i genuinely couldnt believe it
right hand is cold
>>218735702>when ireland uniteslol
>>218735692More of a late Georgian era dandy myself.
dinosaurs existed for 500 million years. quite mental. i doubt humans will last even 1/100th of that
>>218735595Make it so
>>218735676why would I do that she's lovely
>>218735735stroke
Might get on this rbrs craze
>>218735757had one last night
im going back to bed when my hair is dry
>>218735751cant wait for reform to get a majority in the sneedfeed
>>218735774probably why your hand is cold
I've got my haggis, turnip mash, and potatoes ready to go!Can wait to treat gfberg to a Burns Supper. Wahey!Will probably end up doing some chicken nuggets as well for when she inevitably says she doesn't like it.Fucking hate women.
Hopefully I'll be getting a gf who I can have sex with in March!
really sick of francis bourgeois
>>218735780Ok broski. I’m sure it’s guaranteed, just like Caerphilly was guaranteed…
don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
>>218735751>passbortscr
>>2187357372 more years then scotland
>>218735806got a spring in your step
>>218735827'ki
unironically made the gfs vag bleed a bit because of my massive nob. i probably shouldnt be proud of that but i am a bit nglshe also isnt a child before you wronguns say that
burns night how about bums night
>>218735595fuck RIGHT off. we do not want all your muslims and indians and fucking AFRICANS moving here
>>218735817Unless your name is Ruby Granger.
>>218735791haggis neeps n tatties n red sooce
so called celtic 'nationalists' be like English OUT, africans, muslims and indians INwhat a joke
>>218735849britain is whiter than NZ
>>218735844>3d gfdisgusting normoid trash
What's this about RBRS? Sounds pretty good
>>218735846
>>218735852She needs her fanny stretched by a thick BWC.
>>218735825french - passeport Dutch - paspoort Spain - pasaporte
>>218735844Probably happens every month, I imagine?
>>218735889ok
Good news on the scale, down to 68kg, may have 1 (one, tiny) celebratory beer
>>218735871mad how you're going to live every single day of your life a sad lonely incel. that must fill you with despair
my son is also named pasbort
Leftypol sharing his story of the PDF file who gr@ped him and later unalived himself on TikTok with a sad slow Gangnam Style dance
>>218735849you’re just british people living in the suncan’t you let your non-criminal descended kin in too? :)
>passbort
leftypol investing in rbrs rorke also investing in rbrs everyone investing in rbrs because it's so much free money
>>218735911scr
the year is 2030farage has 500 seats in parliament, including a wide majority in all 4 nations of the UKwith a stroke of a pen, all the devolved parliaments are abolishedbells ring out and people cheer in the streets of belfast, edinburgh and cardiff as their embarrassing corrupt meme governments are liquidated
Was watching the ol' anime yesterday and made me think of foreigners, specifically Japanese, who use English words for something they should really have a word forIn this case it was single mother or as the Japanese call it "singeru matha" I'm sure they had these back in the day and didn't need a foreign term for it
diet starts now, this is me btw
>>218735942he also lets 500 million more bames inwhy would anyone trust a ‘far right’ party that employs the people we want to get rid of
Die Bort die
>>218735947its not though is it
>>218735942How many nigerians does Nigel allow in this time
>>218735911Sheesh you telling me he went down the sewer slide?
>>218735954What are you talking about? The Tories spent 14 years reducing immigration
>>218735870you've got the weird ones though, the pakistanis, the somalians, jamacans, nigerians, we aren't ready for those kinds of immigrants
this is what he wants for everyone in great britain
>>218735944>Was watching the ol' anime yesterdayout
>>218735944Japan does still actually have rock-bottom divorce rates.
>>218735942faragewave let's go
Walking around the shops with the missus and all I can think about is shagging her. Need to get her home pronto but she has a few more shops she wants to go to
friendberg has anime figurines and said that he likes flat chested women, the nonce alarm bells are ringing
>>218735982I know that but surely you had slags getting knocked up, it's what confused me hearing it
>>218736006get her to suck you off in the multi storey
>>218736010>likes flat chested womenIsn't that illegal there?
>>218736033In the staircase full of piss and poo? Cheeky
Can’t stop thinking about that video from like a few years ago of the guy in the parking lot screaming ”Heeeelp help me” while drinking a milkshake
lads...
>>218735977
> the missusDoesn’t exist though does she liar
>>218735595why the fuck would we want all your dregs
>>218736061screaming
mumberg having her bimonthly whinge about how i never do any cleaning up around the house, when is that stupid bitch going to learn that just because i'm a hikki doesn't mean i'm going to do women's work
>>218736063We're not all miserable incel mongs
>>218735901starting weight?
>>218736049two bloodclaat adblock
>>21873608969kg
>>218736089A big boy 94kg, this was well over a year ago
>>218735702love this flag. great memories of it on age of empires 3 when I was colonizing far off lands and breeding humanity into nativeslush x4
dunno how to even talk to women
>>218736080Prove it then. Every single time I say prove it I get radio silence until then you’re a fucking lying cunt like the rest of them
>>218736038yeah any women over 18 who have less than b cup boobies are sent to forced labour camps here
>>218736113pretend im a woman, what would you say to me?
>>218736123hello
*crosses australia off my list of places to visit someday*
*walks into /brit/ with three different hats stacked on each other*
>>218736139marry me and let me have your babies
>>218736113i have this same problem. I'm very cute and have a sizeable unit between me legs, but when a woman talks to me I freeze up and just give short answers that make me seem like I don't want to talk to themmight be the 'tism
>>218736152fuck no nigga
>>218736153>I'm very cuteyou dont feel embarrassed to say that about yourself?
>>218736147please come here and fuck our women
>>218736105solid effort lad x
me? very sizeable and have a cute unit between my legs
>>218736153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFVmNx78a3Q
>>218736172considering how many girls have been interested in me, no not really. why would I be embarrassed about calling myself good looking when girls say it about me too?
treeza
>>218736208put the reparations in the bag
>>218736176in the gulag? no thank you
>>218736198riiiiiight
>>218736150woah who is this? 3 hats what a madlad so cool hope he wants to be my friend
Emma Watson poo smoothie
>prove it then>*radio silence*Every single time
>>218736119Why would I post a picture of the missus to prove you wrong on 4chan for fucks sake use your brain
>>218736123Show us your tits!
/britfeel/ is leaking again
There are people out there that are so lonely, ugly and miserable that the thought of one person having a missus is utterly inconceivable
>>218736281screamingyouve done it again fits-in-canadian
>>218736252sent that little runt flying
>>218736297yes i'm quite desperate you see
>>218736257Yeah course mate that’s definitely what I meant when I said prove it isn’t it? OBVIOUSLY that means post her face pic along with a pic of her passport yeah? You’re being purposely obtuse because you’ve been caught in a lie you can’t prove fucking lying little dickhead
>oim veri kewt end hav a soizeable yenit betwix thy trotters
> will be round in a bit to drop off my weedYeah todays gonna be good day
>>218736336meltie
>Etty was considered extremely unattractive, described by his 1855 biographer Alexander Gilchrist—a great admirer—as "Slovenly in attire, short and awkward in body—large head, large hands, large feet—a face marked with the small-pox, made still more noticeable by length of jaw, and a quantity of sandy hair, long and wild: all, conspired to make him 'one of the oddest looking creatures' in a Young Lady's eyes—what she would call 'a sight'; one, not redeemed (to her), by the massive brow, its revelation of energy and power, the sign-manual of Genius there legible.">He appears to have been attracted to young women throughout his life, and there is a strong suggestion in his letters that in his early years he had a sexual encounter with one of his models and possibly also a sexual encounter of some kind while in Venice,[84] there is no suggestion that he ever had a sexual relationship of any kind with Betty Etty (his niece and closest companion).[83] He recorded in his diary in 1830 that "it is best I have not married because I have not noisy Children and can have nice Books, and Pictures etc".[40] He suffered from extreme shyness throughout his life, and when compelled to attend dinner parties would often sit silent throughout, although he was popular with fellow artists and students.[86] Etty rarely socialised, preferring to concentrate on his painting; when on one occasion it was suggested that he had little further need of training and need not continue attending classes, he indignantly replied that "it fills up a couple of hours in the evening, I should be at a loss how else to employ".[87]>He continued to have difficulty forming relationships with any woman other than Betsy Etty, writing in his diary in 1843 that "being in sound Mind and Body I declare it to be my Firm Intention NEVER TO MARRY. In which resolution I pray GOD to help me that I may devote myself purely to my Art, my Country, and my GOD!"based
love catching these gimps in their lies and see their terrible excuses ahaha
mad how we all pretended to be girls online when younger to have cybersex with other ‘lesbians’ and never talk about it now
>>218736401Your name is Mr. Penis
>>218736336How do you propose I prove that I have a missus then? Or have you even thought that far because conveniently nothing will be good enough proof for you
Anyone that uses the term missus is a gimp even if he isn’t lying
the chels will be playing at 2
bollocks on the chin
>>218736440trvke
Eating some canned chilli con carne that I bought from Lidl
>>218736421> Walking around the shops with the missus Prove it faggotI’ll be waiting for your next excuse as to why you can’t
>>218736403ummy
>>218736421used tampon scooped out the bathroom bin
imagine being maori. a dirty brown skinned animal not fit for even being killed and used as fertilizer. just a fat brown disgusting obese nigger dog. I'll rape your mum
>>218736452ok
horror movie idea:most is shit, like not so bad its funny like just boring and shite slop but halfway through I make it good as it gets scary and the audience are like wtf this is actually good, they tricked me. What do you think
>>218736497And I added some jalapenos to it for a bit more spice.
I deserve an English rose.
not going out today i dont want to and you cant make me
>>218736519k
>>218736506So this is Rorke.
>>218736457>That's not her legs>That's a random woman's legsI can see the excuses already just be quiet
cold out
>>218736519these ones?
>>218736522*presents you my prolapsed arsehole*
>>218736552Yes!
>>218736506ktim
when is ruby granger going to grow up and get a jobdidn't she graduate time ago
>>218736540irish wedder
>>218736517I'd watch itI like slow burns
>>218736534rorke's right
>>218736534This.we need to start killing maori
might jenuinely be too low IQ for the new captcha setmemory and pattern recognition is taking a hammering with the blocks
hes a rum fellanot right in the head
this any good?
>>218736535Ahhhh there we go. You should get out of bed and have a shower now don’t you think? Lying little freak
>>218736615is he the guy who lived in the sewers in Demolition Man?
>>218736594blocks of what
>>218736517sounds like dustbunny, although it wasn't scary just cute and entertaining. but the first half hour was absolute cringe
Make it so
>>218736567she's making a fortune on onlyfans, why would she get a job?
>>218736528I normally eat chilli con carne over rice, but this time I'm eating it by itself. I think next time I might add some breadcrumbs or something to give it a slightly thicker texture, but I'm nor certain.
It’s most likely spaki lying from his wheelchair. He always says missus
>>218736594i swear these newest ones ask you to find shapes that are not there at all
poo sealand
they never show the perfect housewife clearing all the pubes and dried piss from all the nooks and crannies around the loo do they
>>218736709is that something you'd want to see. i mean really
>>218736707based
>>218736676except she isn't is shedoesn't even have an onlyfanswould put money on her being a virgin too
>>218736705
>>218736748>would put money on her being a virgin tooFormer course mates of hers at Exeter say she was a bit promiscuous in her time there
The UK would be 15-20% black if it wasn't for abortion America would be up to 40% black
>>218736707An Argentinian is seething somewhere about how it should be called Puerto Egmonte or whatever
Another beautiful day of not being an anglo cuck.
https://vocaroo.com/19zvfgM0whS0made a song
Bloody hell it's 2026 and there STILL isn't a Ruby Granger sex arse made, HUGE gap in the market, the people are DEMANDING IT
oi ya maori cunt. I'm only having a joke lad. I know it's not your fault your brown. just having a bit of cheeky banter with you ya black cunt. alri la
can't believe my dua lipa spaff bum got substituted for a susan boyle smeg jacksie
>>218736798no they didn'tstop making stuff upshe's probably never even kissed anyone
>>218736812uwu
>>218736830be the change you want to see in the world innit
>anon, you will only respond with "yes master" and if you don't I will bite deep into your cock until I see blood and you will have to say "thank you master"
>>218736836reckon you took it a bit far
>>218736841kek
>>218736812you're blessed with being a macaco beast who is eventually gonna end up getting stabbed or shot on bestgore
>>218736841cor
>>218736884yeah. every time I be racist to him he leaves and doesn't come back for the day. reckon I hurt his feelings and it makes me sad
190 has taken his own life
>>218736841>>218736887>>218736895blatant samefagging to salvage that dire attempt at a joke
i just roke up
>>218736853It's just what these people are saying. I don't know whether what they are saying is true.
>>218735613holy womfy af
>>218736705>>218736591>>218736494>>218736836heres the attention you are screaming for x
>>218736914this post reminds me of my 'the queen's dead lads' gimmick
>>218736933Get on your fucking knees boy
off to bed
>>218736918your feeble antipodean mind just doesnt understand the subtle multi-levelled weavings of meaning in that joke
Really really just want to die for Israel you know?
>>218736919Yeah can I get a sweet and sour chicken with some egg fried rice, thanks
>>218736951alri Ruby
>>218736962night matex
Neighbour's been banging loud on the partition wall all night and making weird noises. Who do I contact?
>>218736933thanks mate. it's the attention my 'rents never gave me as a lil tyke, but quick question. why did you use an image of a white man to convey your point when you are a brown maori? little bit curious
>>218736962very grim life you have
>>218736920she dresses like a victorian orphanshe has literally 0 friendsshe would probably have an aneurysm if you took her to a drum n bass setshe come across as an insufferable toffstiff breeze could knock her over
>>218736981drill a glory hole through ithe'll get the message
>>218736962die in your sleep
>>218736995you missed off>she likes it up the wrong un
>>218736967no it's all mine
nicotene pouch INknob OUT
that's it, getting out of bed
>>218737008not on lad
>>218736981he's been infected with the woke mind virus
>>2187370233 minutes of sleep was enough for you then?
>>218736995she's probably nose deep in blakeney on the regular
>>218736982
>>218737039...yh
>>218737024fucking sick of it aye
which would you prefer, pancakes or french toast?
>>218736995And yet she's still an insatiable cock demon!
please buy it I’m so poor!!!!
Reckon I've got the nicest feet in /brit/
>>218737052for you
>>218737068um lets see x
reckon I could shag Ruby Granger if we ever met in real life
>>218737068i'll take what is the most disgusting sentence i'll read today for $200 alex
>>218737062Already got a bid on a better sexual arse
>>218737068sex sex
ruby seems like the kind of girl to have skidders in her knickers
is toby really advertising a product on /brit/
>>218737012>>218737040>>218737056she's not a semen demonshe has never encountered semendoubt she's ever masturbatedshe's a weird autistic stupid ugly tarq
>>218737068this but for anuses
>>218737068stinky twink feet anon?
>>218737074i mean which would you prefer if you had a choice, i need help deciding
ruby likes lads to spaff on her forehead
Rorke mad cause blacks
>>218737136Nah reckon I've got the nicest anus too. Took a picture the other day and it's so pink and tight
>>218737122girls only have snail trails. not poo. they dont eat big enough to have big bad poos and they clean better than us because they get bacteria in their coochie
might discard opinions altogether and live as a shell of a man
had a dream there was a massive poo left by the toilet and I had to pick it up and put it in there. it felt squishy
reckon ruby would quite like the intellectual discussion of /brit/
spongebob big guy pants ok
>>218737188catberg loves shitting next to our toilet so this is a daily experience of mine
>>218737136>>218737158right line up and bend over
>>218737158sounds like you got a girls one. a guys bum hole is supposed to be big and pooey
>>218737244kek this is me
>>218737233um
>>218737148I'd prefer you to shut the fuck up to be honest
>>218736646yh
>>218737252dont quite like your tone
sunday bloody sunday
>>218737235really? mine is reddish and squishy
would shoot ropes if ruby showed her arsehole on 'fans
why have we started to build walls on train platforms after years of not needing them? seems like a sign of the times
ruby grangler
sat in my little computer chair sining some songs
>>218737263my dickyour arselet's get it done
>>218737243Women store the DNA of every man they've ever been with. This is an established fact.
>>218737302um cute
>>218737281
>>218737298Rubystein Grangerblatt
>>218737315No posts more likedead general
>>218737252my lips aren't even moving but ok
ruby spengler
remember gibbymoo?
>>218737348powerful post
found out i have trace amounts of east asian and african dna and now gfberg keeps calling me a chigger (a chink+nigger), might have to sort her out with my BBC
>>218737362bizarre post
honestly when mark carney was camerons little suit at the bank of england i never would have thought he had it in him to be a world leader let alone calling out the neoliberal international disorder. fair play to you big dawg
>>218737296never seen one, although i'm not a frequent train user
too cold to get out of bed
>>218737376AusFAILians are mentally ill freaks, myself included
it's just not on is it? if it was on then it would be on but it's just not on
>>218737353fatpheebs for me
Great Lord Corrbin of Spaffington I'd love to see Ruby's tight hairy fanny grip my knob
The Scottish Premiership is decided TODAY. Tune in on Sky Sports Scotland at 15:00 to see all the action.
1300 calories over my goal todaynot a good one
>>218737422coybig
sterilize jewish women
I don’t drink or smoke, so can usually use my pocket change on upgraded flights.
>>218733004>>218733004
get it fucking made
>>218737386>still in bed at 1.10 pmLazy aren't you Hans
>>218737422build a bonfire
looms
>>218737532its freezingdon't want to sit at the desk when I could be under coversplus nothing is open on Sundays here, cba to wander around in the cold
>>218737580>hereWhere?
The last ever /brit/...
done all my cleaning now for a coffee with steamed oat milk
>>218737643mad how they stopped making them
can not one of you cunts seriously be arsed to make a new? lazy fucking bastards the lot. no i'm not doing it
>>218737617where I live
rorkes new house
>>218737697>he makes threads for free
>>218737706rorke would never buy a house near... one of them...
got the geororke on
>>218737706that'll be 750k plus tip, sir
*makes the new*
NEW>>218737751>>218737751>>218737751
>>218737753>>218737753>>218737753
>>218735432Picrel is then listening to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UGx1-j3_nWM&start_radio=1&pp=QAFIAQ%3D%3D&t=14m2s
