autism ear protectors edish
>>218789226The new gimmick?
>>218789226would love to live in that hamster cage
>>218789226KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM KTIM
My superpower is.. AUTISM!Girls With Autism rule!!!! Let's freaking go sisters!!
>be me>be residential electrician>knock knock>….>ay yeah?>hey I’m the electrician you called>we ain call no lectrician>….>ok well is anything in your house electrically broken>is anything broke? Yea>like electrically?>mean like plugs?>sure, like plugs, are things not working properly?>yea shit broke>what’s broken?>the electricity>….>what’s broken electrically?>the room ain’t turn on>the room? Like the whole room doesn’t have electricity>yea no lectricity shit don’t work>okay well I’m the electrician you called>oh aight what took you so long>….>can you show me what isn’t working?>I gotta let you inside?I cannot stand working around them
F1 is such a shit Motorsport. I just don't get the appeal.
Quirky and zany girls with autism and ADHD (that's AuDHD for you neurotypicals) are- Oh sorry got distracted by... a Bus Timetable!
yes ok we get it she has autismnow lets see her arse and chebs
>>218789265screaming this could be a comedy skit
is this mafia does anyone speak russian
mad that TVs are dirt cheap these days aye?
>>218789298not even 11 on a tuesday morning and you've already started ragespamming about some random internet bint you are straight up human detritus
>>218789266formula mong innnit
>>218789298>>218789226Bet she'd be a right freak in bed!
>>218789327It would be funny it it weren’t daily lifeThe rich white neighborhoods are only slightly better but they like to stand over your shoulder and watch everything you do like they know what the fuck is going on
Autistic mong having a complete meltdown because women can also have his disability
might quit coffee again, become a new man, learn how to shit all over again, but first a lovely winter promenade
>>218789348wonder why...is it to further the spread of certain agendas?
>>218789369we get some real weirdos in here
>>218789348FOY
>>21878934999% of people "diagnosed" with autism are just doing a tiktok gimmick mate it's not real they don't have a neurological condition they're just fucking cringe zoomers
already got this years mothers day present sorted
>>218789348you can even get one for free but it has an always on advert bar at the bottom
got my autism ear protectors on right now. Don't care can't hear you
>>218789393is that you anthony hopkins?
>>218789369his mummy calls it a superpower
>>218789393And you care about this because
>>218789404the fuck are you talking about?
>>218789332Something something businessmenCan't tell it's oink oink speak not Russian
Does heatherpaedo literally begin melting down the second he wakes up?
>>218789348>average hourly wages are more expensiveweird way to say people are getting paid more
>>218789424one of these
>>218789446look at this shit 4K tv that's 8 feet and 2 inches tall Only £1400An AVERAGE 4k tv cost that back in the 2010sIs it because nobody watches TV anymore?and that's WITH the mad inflation brought on by covid.
We all bleed red and we all poo brown
>>218789393how are you so utterly inescapably autistic that you see my post telling clearly telling you to fuck off, and instead of fucking off, you reply to me for the sole purpose of just continuing to ramble to yourself please just shut the fuck up man no one asked not a single soul
>>218789470why would they be given away for free?
>>218789494dunno, they just arehttps://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/05/double-screen-free-tv-will-show-you-ads-even-when-not-in-use/
>>218789540nigga website called arse technica
>>218789479imagine trying to show one of your mates something in your iphone gallery and he ends up seeing the black men fetish images that you've saved on it for some reason lol
>>218789471>big tv is better tv
>>218789580rorke convincing himself he believes women when they tell him size doesn't matterbig TV chads shaglittle TV virgins wank
>>218789573How is it a fetish? Literally just scrolling on reels and it came up thought it was crazy. absolute gimp you moment anybody mentions blacks your mind immediately goes to sex fetish fucking faggot
>>218789486
my TV? a 32" monitor hooked up to the 2016 Dell Laptop running Ubuntu
Cannot fathom the idea that people still have TVs in 2026. Is this thread full of boomers?
>>218789621screaming project all you want mate it's not gonna make your 4.3 inch thumb cock any bigger
>>218789633puss just dried up reading this
was speaking to a bloke yesterday who thought the only country whose population was still growing was Indiahe had no idea about any of this you know
>>218789633can smell you through my screen lad
Rorke’s da going out during Storm Chandra and getting killed by a falling tree
>>218789479Shame the average African doesn't look like that but is instead a rubber lipped vine swinging vantablack troglodyte Not racist, just stating the facts
/user/lvl10burritothis is a well know /brit/ poster i'll let you guess who
>>218789684>faroe islands 2.11-2.5what's happening up there then
Diarrhoeaberg Returns: Office Bog Edition
midget wank soon
>>218789265>>we ain call no lectricianMaybe you got the wrong house then>>218789367>The rich white neighborhoods are only slightly better but they like to stand over your shoulder and watch everything you do like they know what the fuck is going onMaybe they just want to make sure you don't steal anything
>>218789732>Roblox dev forumHas to be sacked tranny
>>218789732Shan’t as I don’t care
Proxynonce
>>218789367>but they like to stand over your shoulder and watch everything you do like they know what the fuck is going onI like to do that just because I'm curious about how things workI'm paying your wage you vile little slug, know your place
come on then get posting. not paying you to sit on your arse
>>218789887*farts a shit into my hand and perfectly lobs it across the room into your mouth mid-sentence*
George soros gave me money in 2016 to terrorise threads on /pol/
i will do any remote work for £5 an hourim serious btw
wondering if i should stop with filthy wanks and just try a nice clean vanilla one todaymaybe just regular sized women, one penis, vaginal penetration onlysick of being a freak
>>218789930it'll be a jap though, I can tell
>>218789348i don;t want to defend this but the graph shows that technology is more affordableand services involving human labour cost moreit is normal for a tv to be chaper in 2026 than in 2000and people fighting for a higher pay also explain why services are increasingthe common culprit is housing, because people earn more, rental and housing increased due to owners geting greedy seeing fatter walletsif housing/rental were cheaper i think economy would be much better, and people happierit is usually the main reason people want to move abroad
>>218789912Not funny. Grow up.
>>218789393There's a fella I've been following on Instagram called "sidbatty" (lmao I know) who's entire gimmick is he's a soft boy in touch with his emotions and not afraid to wear them on his sleeveThe women in the comments love it because he's essentially an extremely feminised man, his childishness seems to appeal to their nurturing instinct too Meanwhile deano calls him a melt As it happens he has a YouTube channel too where he's a completely different person, travelling around, chasing skirt, sinking pints and all of a sudden his anxious quips and ticks have disappeared!Honestly a really fantastic grift on his part, can't even hate him for it
We at /brit/ wish Carol Kirkwood well in retirement.
>>218789912t.
>>218789641i heard lil zoomers cant even sit down and watch a 30 minute programme. Not the win you think it is zaydon
>>218789986i've met hercan't say where or how as it's doxxable information
>zaydon
>>218789972None of those things contradict how he is in his instagram videos you mong.
theres just something really off with the prose of some of these posts. it has this ESL rigidity to its structure, like its a programmed bot or some pajeet trying his hardest to talk like what he thinks brits talk like.
nth for the gyaldem
>>218789986A tragedy, a rare ting that got fitter as she aged
the uh black woman from the good morning show, who does the interviews. you know, the big one. the large black woman. i think she's actually quite funny, not to sound woke or anything. that one famous interview she did with ryan gosling and harrison ford, that was rather charming.
>>218790058how many times are you going to make this post
>>218790056His ticks he's stated are a result of nervousness filming in public that suddenly disappear in his YouTube videosHis "social anxiety" around talking to strangers evaporates and he's shooting the shit with Aussie bogans on the streetNothing contradictory about that at allHe's definitely not just turning them on for Instagram
i got one question man, tell me who nextdis nigga soft like nigga who done gettin the bestsee i'm the best mayne, i deed it
>>218790102Based schizo recogniser
>>218790102I see different posts made by different people with the same running theme over the past year. You in particular, the aussie spastic that talks to himself and posts 50 times a day with replies, you are a bot
>>218790115>tics have to be present all the time to be real>tics and other sometimes of anxiety can’t be eased by alcoholI have the same thing, some days my anxiety gets the better of me and I can’t cope in very normal situations and sperg out in front of people, yet other times I can go on nights out with mates and be really sociable and appear normal.
>>218790141I'm not actually a bot – I'm the real deal!
>>218790174That’s Rorke’s Universal Credit squandered for this month then isn’t it
>>218790181That's what you tell your pip officer is it?
>>218790209
there's a man who gets on the same bus as me and he has a tic where he puts his hands out like he's presenting something, like a magician when he's finished his trick
I am the Indian under your bed at night, I’m the trans girl in your closet, I’m the one who knocks
>>218790233
need to fornicate with a morbidly obese immobile british boy who shits in a bedpan
>>218790211Full time employed and never been on benefits. You just have weird and wrong assumptions about anxiety and OCD etc mate
>>218790250
>>218790211
went for a run yesterday for the first time in months and my body aches all over. feet and knees hurt and even got lower back pain for some reason
>>218790282always guffaw when i see a blond haired blue eyed aryan viking from iceland claiming abo ancestry it's a complete pisstake wonder what actual aboriginals think of it
I'm not a bot I'm just autistic
someone on /ck/ randomly informed me that I am gayfeel distraught and don't know what this means for the rest of my life
>>218790414Tell them. We don't care.
>>218789265ROARING AT THIS
>Tell them. We don't care.
Lunch time?
Let's just give it a go and see what happens!
>>218790483let's notbe quiet
>>218790493Okay! Not to worry
>>218790507I will worrybe quiet
Got sleep apnoea lads
doing my jelqing routine on the bus
gonna start reviewing vag as () or )(anything that makes women more self conscious is a good thing for society
poo scran
Round and round it goes, where it stops nobody knows
>>218790549You’ve never had sex though so this doesn’t really work
>>218790551*stops it in front of you*
>>218790580*does a test to see if you've got a () or )( vagina*
>>218790572major () vibes
Another day to waste doing nothing because I don't have anything to do with my life or anywhere to go wahey
Morning lids, just got up. On that Tuesday morning wuppagrind me x
>>218790593>my vagina)(>my arse()
Ok IamDisappointed ..Gary Eats Is Noweffin` And jeffin`To Appeal TotheYouth crowd !!
>>218790624kill yourself
>>218790624Let's give it a fuckin go you cunt!
I don't have a vagina, because I am a man. I have a penis
got my peenjina out
>>218790628killyourselflad that is bang out of order you can't say that
>>218790631blog on
*on my knees unzipping your willy*as always, let's give it a blow
>>218790624This is Danny rubbing off on him. Thinks he's all coarse and Northern now.
bumhole right now is a )o( rather than an )x(
>>218790649could do with some seasoning
>>218790549Why wouldn't he break up with her over that though?>My husband can't satisfy me, I'm leaving>Yeah you go girl>My gf's cavernous vagina can't make me cum, I think I might leave>Whoa that's fucked up
>>218790587ktimmers
>>218790631pics or it didn't happen
>>218790480Why do you keep eating grim processed slop
>my arse .
20 years ago today Robbie Fowler returned to Liverpool
fortinite a la babbaG?
>>218790617keeping it womfy I hope
>>218790655your arsemy tonguelet's get it done
Good day team. I'll be drinking the day away today as per usual.
>>218790608ktim
Pointless meetingtoil loomsWish I were going on lunch insteadtoil
>>218790680Back in the days when the Scousers would bang on about Hillsborough every 5 minutes
>>218790549very cool
>>218790703I'm about to quit my job soonish. maybe next couple of weeks
asian fanny be like —
>>218790732jesus christ man
not the best thread
>>218790732grim
You just don't seem to understand, which is a shame actually as you seemed an honest man
>>218790753*farts*
>>218790732the scrandemic as it were
missed two calls from the doctor, feeling guilty
Bring skinny jeans back wtf. Nobody looks sexy in the street anymore
>>218790732elton's bottom was absolutely scorching
>>218790726I have quit but they haven't found someone else to take over this shitGod a fucking meeting for a project I'll have fuck all to do with, oh well, they'll be the ones to suddenly find me gone when it starts
>>218790732The Scranpocalypse
Lots of flooding in Devon ok
>>218790844Arrogant wankers deserve it
>>218790844no there isnt
screaming
and it is in Exeter too
Bought the Yotsuba nendoroid
Have you seen this room? This room includes a Tiny Love Gymini playmat on the floor.
>>218790883What an idiot he is
>>218790883Average merc driver
>>218790887Yes
im raping my own arse
listening to Take That. feeling zesty
>>218790880why did they make him an albino chinese and why does his chin have a weird looking vaginaor is that a pooey bum crack
which one of you's kitchens is it
trace an object picture but its the noodles and ravioli kitchen pretend I made it i cba
Read about you lot on the 4chan Facebook page. Apparently you post the funniest pictures on the internet.
>>218790887i'd forgotten about these. good idea but really unnerving and depressing
>>218790943seen one a lot like this but it didn't have a peacock airpot flask so i don't think it's the same one.
>>218790971You don't know how to make this unfunny image
>>218790880Rorke apoplectic about this
>Deadly bat-borne virus sparks pandemic fears in Asia as countries bring back Covid-era border controls
>>218790929+1 updoot, sir!
>>218791002I hope it's even deadlier this time and it wipes out all retirees.
>>218791002Let's fucking go, comfy womfy lockdowns again, getting paid by toil not to work, WAHEYYYY
>>218790732some proper naughty scran that
>>218790788harlotry is the natural state of womanhood
what couuld possibly be this shape lmao
>>218791002let's go
they wouldn't be able to do lockdown again because everyone would refuse to do it
>>218791002why won't thirdies stop eating bats
>>218790732british people will happily eat this then wonder why they are depressed and miserable all the time
>>218791054child abuse probably
im a horrible evil freak everyone hates me and i deserve to suffer as much as i do i should have been locked away in childhood never to be released
would love it if the next pandemic was actually deadlytoo many fucking people here, be good to get a nice reset down to about 1 billionimagine how empty the streets would be corrrr
>>218791098you wiped out first hopefully!
>>218791076>happily No.
the chicken and rice was so bad i had to throw it away. Not sure what to eat now
>>218791098fuck off leftypol
>>218791065Yeah sureLefties would start murdering those who refused digital vaccine id
i make the equivalent of £22 an hour for a cushy, work-from-home IT job. not rich by any means but enough for me and my cats to get by
just had two fried eggs on sourdough toast with valentina hot sauce
>>218791112GOD YES>>218791123i just want everyone gone. i'm not political. if only 1000 people lived in the uk. would be fucking laugh lmao
public services buckling under the weight of mass immigration -- can Keir solve this???
>me and my catsUh oh! Incel alert!
>>218791129post pussy
>>218791132>valentina hot sauceIs that your whole personality, lard?
>>218791158psc
>>218791152bizarre comment
>>218790819Don't be a cuck and just walk out lad. As soon as my boss gets lippy I'm out the door. Might steal something on me way out
Maybe not 1000 total but I reckon we'd all live happier lives if there were maybe only 1/5th of the current population. There'd be more fulfilling jobs for everyone, more space and resources too and more importantly a real sense of community
My beard is my personalityChilli sauce is my passion
>>218791198i'd be the town bicycle
>>218790788Girls don't wear skirts any more either, just fucking leggings.
>>218791198would be even better if those 1/5 that were gone were a particular group of people
>>218791150here's one of them. name's Bella
>>218791245Bella means 'the wars' in Latin
>>218791240seems like ridiculously baggy jeans are the new fashion these days for young girlsabsolutely evil to deny us of arse ogling
VGH... What could have been...
i'm allowed to put hot sauce on my eggs sorry if that upsets some of you
>>218791245adorable
>>218791268FOY
>>218791268Fucking arsehole
>>218791265king canute was half polish
>>218791261it's been that way for like 5 years though tbqh
>>218791268*Sprays boiling hot diarrhoea out of my arse onto your eggs*Here's your hot sauce
>>218791268eggs is the only thing I put hot sauce on
my arse: )0( (there’s a poo in it rn)
>>218791265fuck off this is what could have been
>>218791265Sweden shouldn't have that western coastline. We should have took it in this timeline. Vgh if only it were real
lined up all my hot sauce collection on the staircase in my building
>>218791342*falls down the stairs and smashes the whole lot*
>>218791342pogging and soyfacing at this
>>218791342WOW
>>218791265We can still have an independent Scotland
I wasted my youth
>>218791360kek
>>218791261they literally call it Y2K style, zoomers have no culture of their own so they just copy previous generations (badly)
sad cunt hours now is it
>>218791376european whores are the worst
beards and hot sauces has to be the cringiest fucking personality substitute in existencei'd rather be a literal soy drinking cuck that someone who pretends to be manly by growing a beard and taking photos of their ghost chili lmao
>>218791389why
>be lizard >get caught in a ball of pancake syrup >70 million years later >your well preserved long dead corpse is dug up by a chinaman and put on display for everyone to see
>>218791376dancing is so performative. what do they get out of that? look at me I'm writhing around I am having so much fun
>>218791399your entire personality is getting angry that other people enjoy things
>>218791401arrogance
>>218791402shamefur dispray
>>218791399Being a boring incel who makes seething about nothing all day their personality (i.e. you) is infinitely worse
>>218791376>>218791389here are some british girls dancing
>>218791268for me it's ketchup and a dash of Louisiana hot sauce
>>218791402poor little guy must have been terrified as the sap covered him
Playing Hector that guy is always Hector the Mexican gang member. Hey it’s Hector
>>218791402>dug up by a chinaman Surprised they haven't cracked it open and eaten him
>>218791432much better. not up their own arses like continental sluts. just there to have a good time
>>218791432british girls are dancingeuropeans are way better
>>218791432is this the start of a porno? women dont actually behave like this in public do they
>>218791431>>218791417struck a nerve did it?
>>218791462screm
Hey it’s Hector the Mexican gang member
>>218791488my cousin's name is Hector
>>218791472*are disgusting
i buy hot sauce and put it on/in things because i like the taste
might get into abusing substances but i dont know where or how to start
>>218791518For me it's calpol
>>218791518buy a substance
"hot sauce" is so yank brained it's hilarious
It's just impossible to let short men have any kind of power they will always go crazy with it crazy to me the short man in murica decided killing white people was the way to go but he really did
>>218791507No you are not allowed to do that nor grow facial hair
WOR CHEST SHIRE SAUCE
>>218791528American media makes people think they're American
carol kirkwood sex arse
>>218791432one time a girl in a club grinded on my willy area and i didn't find it enjoyable. didn't feel good or anything
Women are editing his face because they can't fell empathy for ugly men
course if it was a Jap talking about eating hot sauce he'd be wanking all over the posts and asking what his favourite anime is
>>218791518alcohol is easy to access and easy to fall into, vodka is the most cost-efficient
stop enjoying things lads
>>218791544Got 10 on order
>Tearful Carol Kirkwood announces she is to leave BBCShe had a good career. Big breasts.
worried about climate change :\
>>218791544>>218791583just catching up on the OLDs
just stopped enjoying innocuous things because an incel on 4chan says so
>>218791583That's an edit, they're not that big
rorke dipping his chips in lidl brand tomato ketchupleftypol dousing his food in diarrheabomb arse annihilator hot sauce
The wall takes no prisoners
They call me Arse AnnihilatorThey call me DiarrhoeabombThey call me Innocuous Things
>>218791554bloody hell
you may not know this but carol kirkwood had nudes leaked during that phone hacking craze a number of years ago.
>>218791623Still got very pretty eyes
>>218791598kek kek kek!!!!
>>218791623shagged her soul away
>>218791649Yes a10 hyperborean eyes but she's cooked
>>218791643Found some claiming to be her
WOULD
parrot spotted
>>218791643interesting fannard
>>218789298who is it? I need to simp for her
am i supposed to know who that is
>>218791700Umm akhtually that's a parakeet, loads live near me since there's a park close by
scaffolding going up in the building. That's me listening to builders for fuck knows how long then. Might hang myself from it to teach them a lesson
>>218791734it's an escaped parrothe will not be caught
>>218791749Personally find the sound of human endeavour and industry to be inspiring
>>218791734London wanker spotted
New>>218791781
>>218791749Alright Tim
>>218791734>>218791734THESE FUCKING CUNTS ARE EVERYWHERE NOW I HOPE YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL HENDRIX
>>218789226Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”: As those who bless anyone of European descent are blessed in all ways, So those who curse anyone of European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah. Impunitively, “It is Fixed.” Amen, so mote it be. [777]
