'Arry 'dish
>>218820290the whole site is dying, it's not like we're unique
best way to download yt videos at the minute?
>>218820443same way you'd download a video of a poc
>>218820395where's everyone gone then
4 co-op yumyums down the hatch, 1 after the other. sir keir needs to make these illegal
>>218820465got gfs
>>218820465gained a cluegrew uplost interest in the 'chon
>>218820443jdownloader
>>218820395well /brit/ does have the distinct disadvantage of having a resident nonce who spams illegal material during his melties
who will win
>>218820465next generation of internet freaks mostly use discord
*strikes a pose*
I'll never quit the chon!~
Ah yesWhat a very healthy lifestyle
>>218820443>>218820452LOL
>>218820497the fabled tranny discord
>>21882046599% of internet traffic goes to like 5 sites
>>218820496love watching women try to punch
>>218820522all gay porn sites
>>218820465watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHQuGbayUpY
>>218820507does this mean Angela White walks around in nappies
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
>>218820507just let people enjoy things rorke
>>218820537me on the right sat down at a table by myself
>>218820545
>>218820537lively atmospherewhy are we all here instead of in there with the lads
>>218820537Why are they doing karaoke at 4pm on a Wednesday?
alri lads. got the sausages on
Writing a pome for my friend Creg
>>218820597you what?
Sir Sausage Returner
>>218820597this nigga eating sausageshttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22got%20the%20sausages%20on%22/country/gb/page/1/
mental how shit britains natural landscape is compared to somewhere like the US,you could walk around for a few weeks in midwest yankistan and come across an ancient untouched mountain hollow nobody has came across in thousands of years.you could walk any direction at any point in the British isles and reach civilisation within 3 hours
>>218820626ones without the frog are all me, need to save that pic
>>218820563he's been there a while i was watching the stream earlier when it was linked
>>218820597they gone in the air friar?
>>218820537look at that chat ffs
>>218820669in the ayre friar yeah
babbling in maori language waiting for the kiwi to wake up
on the tf2 yaoi
>>218820681Half of it is Oriental, what are they banging on about?
I WILL SAVE /BRIT/
>>218820652>ones without the frog are all metaking this personally
>>21882068513 minutes @ 180?
>>218820713looool
might have summat to eat
>>218820537this is lovely tbqh. would be fun to listen to a live band playing johnny cash with a bunch of boomers
>>218820765get some sausages on lad
tfw no /brit/ pub
of course they'd have to be Scousers to all be in there at this time instead of working
>>218820443yt-dlp
>>218820713Gerald needs a pal
>>218820792went in the monty today, NEED another /brit/ meet
>>218820804they all look retired
>>218820713he's saying he's going to sleep and asking what you're doing
>>218820846not the bird on the bottom left
1000 calories worth of pancakes down the hatch
that one silver fox with the red scarf waiting for his grindr hook up
No one is called Burt anymoreNo one is called Keith anymoreNo one is called Alf anymore
Time for a coffee lads
>>218820881my brother's called keith
>>218820792if it ever happens you should install vr robots or something for us
just had some leftover korean
>>218820876it's her day off
nigga name keith
>>218820537Im glad i work all week so pensioners can sit in the pub all day long getting drunk on £5 pints and go home to their full heated right to buy £500k ex-council house so i can rent a bedsit and eat yellow label food.
Mancunians Take More Sick Days Offhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwDCY8LkvVQ
>>218820899yeh, it cof' time
>>218820931was he tasty?
don't understand how you mfer don't want to be women
>>218820842agoraphobia took this from me
>>218820945Half of them aren't even pensioners, just workshy dossers
>>218820968want to kiss and cuddle themx (also I hate them)
jack black acts the same in every movie
>>218820956a bit small but delicious
>>218820945presumably you're also glad to do that for rashid who entered illegaly 20 years ago and now has citizenship and has sponsored his entire family of 750 people to join him
sausages weren't all that, might make some eggs, yeah I'm thinking scrambled
alcarez will win the australian opencap this post
>>218821011might as well got full engish
>>218821019yeah but then i'd have to do more sausages
>>218821015Wow what a stunningly brave prediction
>walk out after my haircut on a glad one>two people walk past and one snorts>pull up my hood to walk home
>>218821015Lena will win
>>218821011Do you cook one thing at a time because your dosser blogposting days are so empty?
long fishy minge hairs swaying softly in the breeze like seaweed being tussled about by the currents on the ocean floor
I want to fuck black women
>>218821090err nox
warming my hands on a mug of tea
raping a cock with my arse
>>218821078tasty pits
good news lads, the side buttons on my mouse have started working
hate watching deal or no deal. willing the cunts to win as little as possible
>>218821141alri bankerlad
got chicken and rice for tea
wait, I've got something
fannois on the 'log
>>218821151do have a little chuckle to myself when they pick a big box
>>218821141i get itthe hate, the spite
Just turned Rorke mode for a second there.....
wait, I've got something>>218821193
>>218820945Yeah people should never retire. Work until you drop. Good goy
are mascaped electric razors any goodi mostly need something for my face for quick shaves rather than groin but i bet they're actually quite shit
a lot of M&S styles only do 32" waist minimum now it's getting harder to shop if you're not at least a skinnyfat cunt
>>218821065get the trim posted
>>218821195If its advertised by youtubers I reckon no
might have a packet of quavers
>>218821218any less than 32" is unhealthy for a man
>>218821218force fat people to walk around naked
>>218821239Unhealthy people shouldn't buy trousers?
i was bad at every sport in PE especially rounders
lottery site not working so can't put the numbers on. will be just my luck they come out tonight
might shove poo up my bum
>>218820989kung fu panda was alright though
>>218821250jacamo? get it shut down.>>218821259correct. fatties and skinnies alike
>>218821194>Pay in a tiny amount>Have the state give you the nations entire wealth during your lifetime de facto robbing your descendants prosperity>piss it all away down the pub>Have rnhs spend millions prolonging your life for several years as you slowly die from an alcohol related disease>refuse to elaborate>die
ALL WOMEN should be ARRESTED
>>218821285that does sound pretty based
>>218821227probably, the discounts are enticing. philips it will be.>>218821219covering it up with a hat
>>218821267>playing the lottery so often you have your own "numbers"
>>218821285Most people do not rely or live on a state pension.
>>218821301huge fact
open the fucking pubs
>>218821313well not gonna win with a lucky dip am i
arrest all womenfree lucy letbyfucking simple
>HE STILL HASNT BOUGHT CVX
>>218821350can just ask for numbers in any shop
>>218821350People do
the raped
>>218821358free her because she didn't kill those little nippersbut then arrest her again for being a womansimple as
Sir Lucky Dipper
free lucy letby, then rape her, and then jail her again
>>218821305For them but no one else
>>218821359Average day on isle of man
mad how good this dogshit site is when you've had a bit of a break
>>218821359
good stuff lads, going to watch a filum, see you in a bitx (anon has logged off)
>>218820784not a bad shout. ive got chipolatas in the fridge and beans in the cupboard.
Based Sir Keir braking up monopolies
sex in the bottom
>>218821520is it a monopoly though
>>218821520How is steam a monopoly?
>>218821520an attack on gamers...
>>218821520reckon keir is actually a sexual masochist who enjoys being hated and ridiculed by making unpopular decisions, gets his little knobber all leaky
>>218821520least lobbied lawsuit
What's a steam?
>>218821520>porn>4chan>steamstarmer declaring war on incels having any enjoyment in life
>>218821308>The Mafia 2 fit
the toilsman approaches
I wonder how tedious the PMs weekly audience with the Kings must be, they are boring bastards.
>>218821632been here for some time
>>218821589>by making unpopular decisionsEeerrrm>native birthrates up>immigration plumetting>porn basically banned>rent increases dropping>military spending up>nhs waiting times down>wages up>debt down>trannies banned
sir keir steamer
>>218821655part time asda job isn't toil, rorke
keir starmer erotic fanfiction
insaaaneee
Don't care, still voting Conservative.
'bout 2 go METAL on these niggaz
Back to back to back White British birth % increases and net migration plummeting towards net zero, are you trusting the plan yet, Starmtroopers?
mad that the NHS is the reason we got to keep our foreskins
>>218821807no mate. net migration is down because british people are fucking off and we're still importing brown people in record numbers
need to go to a fucking store because I've ran out of the fucking food
I tried to warn you but you called me a schizo
>>218821829get a little brown man on an ebike to deliver it lad
>>218821807G*rmoid not understanding the meaning of "net"
the black and brown people will e imported en masse regardless of what rorke says, thinks or does so why doesn't he just accept it? be happy and not seething about it 24/7?can't be good for his mental health
didn't reply to the freak so it felt the need to post more drivel, sad
>>218821888Seek help before it's too late
it pie nightit pie night
>>218821917that's exactly what he should do, i agree
>>218821520>"Personally I think the opposite of whatever the government is doing"Of course you do contrarian grifter
Congratulations Anon, you've only gone and won a prize in one of our games on 27 January 2026.
>>218821520What prices are unfair? It's not like Steam prices are any different from buying the game new at Argos or whatever for console. I don't understand this
>>218821921it lush
>>218821866>franzosen
>>218821823>net migration is down because british people are fucking off and we're still importing brown people in record numbers
>>218821925He's not real
>>218821908Nightly wank: sorted
>>218820489I wish this was true. but the reality is zoomers and gen Alpha just aren't interested in chans anymore
based keir forcing us to download 8 different platforms just to play games but at least we save 20p
>>218821908i want to have sex with them
>>218821957yes mate. learn what net means please
You want to revitalise /brit/? Bring back Spaino. You won't though, because you're a coward.
>>218822025yeh /brit/ definitely needs this again
Might move to Japan and live in a tiny apartment, die alone, and seep into the flooring and through the ceiling of the neighbour below prompting a welfare check in which they find my decaying corpse goop, Or maybe I won't, not decided yet
>>218822025No thanks
let /brit/ die, i say
>>218822047such a weird autistic paki
me? just living life and enjoying freedom while i have it.
>>218821976Learn how numbers work
>>218822079bro thinks he's going to be sent to a gulag in a week
>>218822092I accept your concession.
my mum hasn't washed, bathed or showered for over two decades and gets angry if I suggest she does
what are we watching chelsea napoli or newcastle psg?
For me, it's posting in /brit/ during Winter and spending my Summer travelling and partying.
>>218822106Fucked it, mate.That's you done
>>218822107Come again?
there's yanks letting their kids get measles
>>218822106>In the year ending December 2024, 257,000 British nationals are now estimated to have emigrated from the UK—2,000 more British nationals than in 2023. Meanwhile, 143,000 are estimated to have returned to the UK—7,000 fewer than in 2023. This means the UK saw greater numbers of British nationals leaving the UK than returning, with estimated net migration (the difference between immigration and emigration) of -114,000 in 2024, compared to -104,000 in 2023.Spastic
Escortlad here lads.Getting post-escort blues again. It always seems like 2 days after I see her I get emotional and miserable. I just don't know how to process these emotions. I know she's an escort, but she's intelligent, kind, funny and naturally pretty. I am infatuated with her. Last time we met I fucked her pretty hard in missionary and she moaned nicely yet I still feel glum.I realise she probably doesn't give me a second thought once I leave. I realise I am being irrational. I just wish I had half her confidence. I don't know why she became an escort other than maybe she is impulsive. She seems like the sort of woman who is always changing her mind.Our next meeting is supposed to be on Sunday 8th February but I just don't know if I can do it. I might have to tell her my emotions.I last saw her on Sunday 25th Jan and suggested we meet again in 2 weeks time. After I left she texted me to say she could do Sunday 8th Feb for our next meeting to which I agreed and she said "great, I'll save it". She also said I can just text her to arrange future meetings rather than booking on AdultWork.She usually updates her AW profile every few days. I'm a little anxious that she might forget about me and put availability for the time we agreed on her profile.We have met 4 times now so am I overreacting and panicking too much? I was planning to wait a few days then text her.She keeps popping into my head all the time. What do I do? I know I've said a lot but I feel jumbled up.
>he scurried off to get proof
nothing quite like reading a post making fun of americans for being stupid while making a basic english mistake
>>218822165>257,000 British nationals are now estimated to have emigrated from the UKPoles and Romanians
feeling the isobars building up in my arse
>>218822177fuck off back to /britfeel/ you larping rat cunt
>>218822177£10k to let me fuck her in front of you will you sit in a cuck chair crying. Yes or no?
nigga wrote an essay
>>218822200maaaaaaaate
might learn french
>>218822177why do you post here every day when everyone hates you?
>>218822177Dr. Mong and his thesis about whores
Drinking, smoking and ignoring the gf.What am I like eh lads?
doin a think
>>218822249You should do a think about getting a life you boring cunt
>>218822229why would you do that?
>>218822239um
mike myers had a very underwhelming career at the end of the day
>>218822269so i can read victor hugo in his native language
>Immigration is down 600k from Boris wave but 7k more Brits are leaving a year thats why its bad net immigration is down
charlie big ums
>>218822249whats your point other than maduro's apparent boogeyman was 100% real
>>218822286wayne's world, austin powers, shrekbosh, bosh, bosh
>>218822286What do you expect, man walked everywhere.Can't get much done moving slow can you lad?
foxes be looking at our dogs and getting mad jelly
mad how much of a fat cunt i am
>>218822317And anything after 2002?
>>218822301Yeah it's best you just ignore rorke he doesn't make much sense
look at him. got himself in a right old tizzy lol
>>218822301>>218822345Are you both retarded?
>>218822333seen 2 foxes today
>>218822341name a comedian that had a shelf life longer than 10 years
must really suck to be ESL and try to decipher slang without any helpthey must think "why are foxes receiving angry fruit spread?" haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHQuGbayUpYabsolutely packed
>>218822339*punches you full force in the gut*
>>218822359Melty
>>218822101prison in new zealand. im going to have to do about 15 years i reckon.
>>218822376>jelly>fruit spread FOY
>>218822375Jimmy CarrSam Hyde is timeless
too much violence in the world
>Searching for posts that contain ‘Rorke’ and posts after 2026-01-01. 1749 results found.This is what untreated, life-ruining mental illness looks like.
>>218822359Youve been Done and Dusted
>>218822396>>218822436Thats you both done
>>218822198nothing quite like thinking typos are indicative of intelligence
>>218822423what are you retarded?
leftypol doesn't like numbers very much does he
>>218822434
>>218822434b-but its multiple people!!its a /brit/ le community meme!!
>>218822434fuck me what a sad act. this is literally his entire life
>>218822426corrrr why are hapas/wasians always so peng, only decent looking muttoids
leftymong talking about rorke 2000 times a month
rorkey porkey pudding and piewatched the migrants come in, made him cry
>>218822379This is a vision of my future, and I hope I kill myself before it happens
>>218822460>She's also desperate to fit in!
>>218822434Spaino's illness really is something to behold. Would love to get a scan of his brain so we can see which synapses light up as he's posting.
>>218822500why wait?
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Searching%20for%20posts%20that%20contain%20%E2%80%98Rorke%E2%80%99%20/
>>218821975doubt they still look as good as they did then
>>218822506I’m desperate to fit in her
>>218822513Would love to shag a bogged woman
Sorry but I don't understandIf net migration is down, doesn't that mean less people (foreign and returning brits) are coming in than people (foreign and brits) leaving? Isn't this a good thing? Overall population decrease and foreign population decrease
Uh oh he really didn't like that.
>>218822434Rorke is NOT happy about this
>>218822508Sadly not got the bottle yet, praying that one day I do
>>218822452>typocope on retard
>>218822434imagine how many hours of his life he's dedicated to doing this. he genuinely needs help to sort his 4chan addiction out.
Fish fingers, chippy wippies and peas for din dins.
>>218822513Mad how Jeff Bozo left the mother of his children, who I think is actually attractive, so he could hook up with Mrs Bogdanoff
>>218822513catherine bogged jones
>>218822557literally you right now spakker
Did you guys feel that too? There's a melty a-brewin'..
got the ye ye on
>>218822562I dont think he has anything better to do. He's clearly a boring loser with no hobbies or mates. Just posts here all day every day
Had a terrible dream last night where I became a Rorke and went to see Jim Davidson live
mad how good it feels when a woman moans when you fuck her
>>218822602lel. Did he do his chalky impression?
i told you it was a spambotyou dont actually think a real human is posting about rorke 2000 times a month, 160,000 in ten years do you?
>>218822623that is mad because you shouldnt give a shit
>>218822602must have been awful
>>218822623it makes me cum more
>>218822585haha yeah not knowing the difference between there is and there are is for sure just a typo
He killed boomers is what he did! He was a brave family doctor! In this general, Harold Shipman is a hero! End of story.
>>218822631It's not just one person obviously, and it has never been just one person.
yank on a melty corr
3.141
rorke beating up leftypol but then feeling bad about it so he patches him up and sucks him off
>>218822631if you're posting here virtually every day, virtually all day then yes its entirely possible to be that pathetic
>>218822654virtually is one person, and occasionally one or two join in when the threads up for it
>>21882265759
Lads always give me stick for always bringing up my girlfriend, can't help it hahaha, like everything I say ends up involving her somehow, even like "I was talking to [my gf] about...", "was thinking of how to tell [my gf]..." etc lol
>>218822631He's not a bot but I wouldn't call him human either. >>218822654It is very obviously 99% one loser forcing it nonstop. Go look at the oldest posts and it'll be clear.
>>218822680Maybe you should get some hobbies, interests or a personality so you dont bore them to death then, simple as
>>218822680that's cute. don't change x
Toil doneOff homeAnother long day on the cards tomorrow
>>218822673If you say so
>>218822686Meltdown
not sure if rorke posts actually annoy people but I'd assume so given how fragile some of you lot can be
>>218822686Melty
>>218822766doesnt annoy anyone. if you'd care to learn to read you'd realise we're all concerned at how pathetic the rorke poster is
SIR Tony Blair
leftypol tying rorke up and edging him until he's read a chapter of das kapital
fucking evri lady let me downunacceptable & unforgivable desu
>>218822789+30 to the rorke post count from just talking about it in this thread ALONE
rorke hallucinating leftypol and starting fight club with him
>>218822829ok and?
>>218822766They don't and it's easily filtered but these days the entire thread is just boring repetitive posts about these imaginary cartoon characters or poo. It's concerning.
President Rupert Lowe.
leftypol injecting HRT into rorke's buttock
>>218822434how many times is "poo" mentioned?
Actually screeching that people here think there's a singular bloke posting about rorke all day
>>218822849Why do you spend your life here then?
>>2188228951426
rorke getting deeply hurt after reading a rorke post
Poo
spaki taking an absolute battering in this thread. lets hope he doesnt get upset and meltdown in the next one
rorke doesn't car
>>218822917I don't.What a strange response.
>>218822899>peopleIt’s DTFIC mate, he thinks basically everyone is the same person. Imagine thinking 190 had the wit to come up with Rorke as a gimmick
>>218823014>>218823014>>218823014>>218823014
