Mouse edition
reading about the grey goo scenario https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_goobasically self replicating nanomachines consume everything on the planet leaving just grey goo
>>218858102Like what happened in that one episode of Futurama?
>>218858109dunno never watched that was always more of a simpsons man
>tfw found evidence for the non-existence of god>theists ignore it every time I bring it up
are normies really as red pilled as they appear to be online?can i be racist round them and talk about jews now?
>>218858118No rorke, the jews are not evidence for the non existence of god
>>218858115https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UUg4ypeU0OA
>>218858122not what I meant
>>218858102grey goo would be a glow up for me
>>218858125that scientist is a mong
refuse to use the drive thru at mcdonalds because waiting in my car for food is too yankish for me
>>218858119think normies have reached the “endless immigration and diversity for the sake of it isn’t good” stage. or that perhaps muslims are bastards that have little respect for us. don’t think they’re ready for full sieg heiling
>>218858150Then explain faggot
>>218858173
>>218858176No rorke,
>4 people dead in murder suicide in perth, including 2 teen boys and 3 pets>no violent incident involved in the deathshowzat then?
weird watching films this oldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OfyXmMEkiE&list=PLBFa2yUBFRr7yCwbshXQPJdLsgXVX0mEx&index=3their world is so different to ours, they even just black up and have white fellas play the pajeets.
>>218858186poison maybe
>>218858186presumably the animals all killed themselves because they were sad about their owners
>>218858186ive actually met diss dude
Any good videos to watch on YouTube Broadcast Yourself
>>218858233None whatsoever
>>218858186pov: you just asked me if i am a virgin
wish toil wasnt so hard and i got paid more
>Shahid Butt
why do brits like neighbours/home and away so much
Thought the ‘coworkers talking about losing their virginity’ thing was a meme until it happened to me. Just hid away in the back until they moved on lol
got a slight headacheprobably because of all the boozeberg last night
>>218858267nowt wrong with being a virgin lad don’t dehumanise yourself or beat yourself up because you’ve never put your willy in a fanny. you can still be a good worthy person
>>218858267I have an entire anecdote memorised for this exact scenario
>>218858275I don’t really, it’s just no fun having to tell people about it
it's just a change in me something in my liberty
thoughts on leftypol french gfs?
> UK citizens to be able to travel to China visa-free, Starmer announces in Beijing
doesn’t everything already leave a wake in some form? could’ve told them that ages ago
>>218858363lot of nerd shite
GM
>>218858363Every person involved in that study and the funding of it and publishing of it unironically need to be sent to labour camps.Not a fucking single tangible benefit to humanity from any of that bullshit. Nothing will ever come from it. Literally just "now we know this."Pol Pot went a little loopy but his core motivation was correct. Specky retards need to actually contribute to society.
>>218858332Why did he distance himself from our speech.
>>218858405Um
Can’t stand veterans
>>218858404do you have bars on your windows?
>>218858404Good morning sleepy head
grok says it helps us understand how quarks and gluons transitioned into protons and neutrons as the universe formed
>>218858404nigga's posting from hmp
>>218858439fucking bitch
Gn brit
>>218858081*guy ritchie gangster voice* see this mouse poppet flitter to and fro, yeah? Did you think yer cock could swing in the wind and you'd look at me like I'm an utter bastard, yeah? Well, here's me saying maybe ye'd skinned the rooster before its' had its' turn in yer M.R. James story, innit?
Getting up in four minutes to walk the dog
>>218858533You mean the badger surely right lad? We had this convo last night
>>218858538In a hole in victorian England there lived a badgerIt was not a socialist hole like those of Welsh provenance advocated forNor indeed was it a hole of sodomy and modern art like the French would have you believe
>>218858538I went to sleep at 10:15 so I doubt we did
>>218858569What kind of dog do you have?>>218858566Oiii mate that's really interesting yes it is *guy ritchie gangster voice*
>>218858576Bullmastiff
>>218858587Aww cute doggy does it get lots of pets?
>>218858576at a modern arts college in small town England of Le Corbusier's latter day peregrinations there lived a lad
>>218858404um I think somethings on fire
>>218858632 She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
right that's me off to greggs
>>218858691Thank you for coming homeSorry that the chairs are all wornI left them here, I could have swornThese are my salad daysSlowly being eaten awayJust another play for todayOh, but I'm proud of you, but I'm proud of you
>>218858704This old man, he played ONE,He played knick knack on my thumb.With a knick knack, paddy wack,Give a dog a bone,This old man came rolling home.
>>218858721oh, this boy he's got a heart of goldand gold's the most precious thing that you could ever holdand if his heart is made of that, what need more be toldso give him love, everlasting love
>>218858742What song is that?
>>218858753https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8ThQmqX6g
>>218858779North Marine Drive is a good song of theirs
>>218858753darude sandstorm
>>218858793one of my all time favs along with Greetings From LA and Binkmoo
Mississippi cries out for ANGLO settlers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckf6aOA0Psktim every 3-6 months
>>218858404Free anon
>>218858826Only interested in New Hampshire
>>218858826>regarding the French>blast the French! And the Flemish for that matter! Portside guns away!
pee kills sperm cells so why not pee in a girl after you fuck her so she doesnt get pregnant
nth for the gyaldem
>>218858405those scientists have probably done more for society than you have wanking in your smeggy bedroom
>>218858381this shite would’ve went hard in the early 2010’s
>>218858849Tell me how the girl is going to feel about that when you start peeing in her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MefU7RnTJ3oRaider has a paralyzing rayBut my shot could be on its way
I just dreamt of her for the first time in God knows, why did I have to wake up
>>218858874> why did I have to wake upbecause it’s friday and today is your day
there's a time limit
>>218858873Static Gravity is a good song of theirs
>>218858884I SEE THE FUTURE IN MY DREAMSLOOKING ONWARDS IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsTcyD0QDb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvJaO-Edxlw
>>218858081
>>218858881I'm not Diego albeit
ellen degeneres is a better man than me
I am but a Sensitive Young Man enduring in a cold and uncaring world
>>218858931so long as you don't model yourself after Morrissey it's alrihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCuHHHNi-l8
>>218858931Dread not
Miriam Margolyes' musky tuppence
>>218858931me also and Ilong for revenge
Rorke spotted in public
I think i knocked myself out with drugs last night some time between 7-8pm. Woken up and im still high as a kite 12 hours later, lights on, laptop open on the bed, dead battery, half drank drink, busting for a pee.
black cats are the best catswith people, however,
>>218858931ktim
>>218858967>Woken upgetchee yerself in check lad!
>>218858931Ktim
>>218858956I'd do this for Blue Peter Um Bongo
Magic is REAL. It is OK to embrace the fantastical!
>>218858956The so called rorkey boy summer
>>218858998that would be droll if the ppl advocating for that weren't Neil Gaiman
It is OK to embrace the tiddies!
>>218858998david jason mentioned
It's Diego Day so if you're feeling down, today you can have a day off being a self-pitying misery-guts and enjoy /brit/ at its best!
I've lost control of my life
hate to see children with glasses, imagine having poor eyesight before your balls have even dropped. screaming.
I've become gay
what time does bakery in co-op usually start?
its diego day and you're black pilling
>>218858948Made for Australian tongues
Manuel, Emperor of Byzantium opined that the Brits were in love with themselves and dead set on the idea that Britain was utopia. Personally, I tend to agree.
>>218859058GOD I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE SATURDAY FUCKKKKKKK
>>218859094*through a mouthful of croissant*no idea mate
>>218859126pooefa champions league
when i went to london on a business trip i would wake up before everyone else to get breakfast at greggs before we all went out together because i missed having greng breakfasts.they london team kept trying to take us to fancy italian places but i just wanted a spoons, greene kings or whatever.
>>218859120Prove that he ever said anything of the sort.Also, prior to the 17th century the term 'British' exclusively means NON-ENGLISH and non-Gaelic inhabitants of Albion such as the w*Lsh and c*Rnish
/brit/, I.....
>>218859057>Pommy dubWho voiced the little unicorn dude then, Joey Deacon?
>>218859120it's true, and britain could be utopiaif it wasn't for the shit governments, as an island and place to live it is a utopia.
>>218859138yeah? rape our women and eat our swans while you're at it migrant?
>>218859156Spit it out
Somali boys, we are here
The Byzantine Empire died in Englandhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godscall_PaleologueF
>>218859166>if it wasn't for the shit governmentsWHA WADNA FECHT FE CHERLIEWHA WADNA DRAW THE SWORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ICSmrR84HA
Nerd Pervert
>>218859219Yes?
hmm what friyay gif will I use in the Teams chat today
need to go to the dry cleaners today
>>218859233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPicSRPwogI
how did you become racist lads?
>>218859171i was born there, lived there for about 26 years, it's my only citizenship, and my family have lived there for probably 1500 years at least.i'm allowed to enjoy the grim things that make life good.
Shearers at Quondong Station in South Australia, three hours south of Broken Hill, the heat of 50 degrees in the sheds has been an obstacle they’ve had to endure.After a quick break, Sam Bacon and his team cracked on to get the 8,500 head shorn.
are you actually supposed to take the free drinks they offer when you're getting a hair cutfeels weird if you say yeah and sit with a glass of whisky you can't touch because your arms are under that shroud they give you and you're not supposed to move.
wonder why rupert everett never became a massive actor even though he was handsome as fuck and 6'5 to boot
Just added some Bjork songs to my driving/work playlist, hope none of the lads think I'm a bender.
a downside to EV cars that isn't discussed enough is that with the switch from petrol cars with tailpipes, EVs have fewer naturally fuckable points of entryif you're in the motoring r34 world it's a nightmare
>>218859286merchant-ivory knew the use of rupert everett, and hollywood tried to use him as a livelier hugh grant following the 90's brit romcom boom
Surely not
I almost left for toil 5 minutes early. Silly me.
>>218859252screamI've been in my current job for a year and this african lady constantly begs me for help despite being here for almost 10 years, she also nods and pretends to understand you when you explain why an issue happens but she blatantly doesn't understand because she constantly asks me to fix the same issue when they crop upShould probably tell a manager but don't know how to approach it. Now I just have to ignore her or tell her i'm too busy
can one of you guys please help me post a thread? apparently I cannot post threads from my ip. the text is: Do you prefer the Armenian Duduk or the Laotian Khaen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaLhSrdHCBsand use some picture of a duduk or a khaen
>>218859238https://youtu.be/Gk7Jjl3qX5o?t=164
>>218859349>basement you're told not to leaveum...
>>218859233Um
>>218859349parties with adults are also like this
>>218859343>le duduqmais ouihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaAW8ecz694
I thought we were over this shit now...
>>218859351made me lol
>>218859324https://youtu.be/hA3u66CFHkY
>>218859375nah I think I'm gonna keep using sir and madam until the day I die
Emily Maitlis is fucking LENG
>>218859233
You won't ragebait me chud
mental that handwriting isn't a distinguishing factor of people anymore because fewer people write things down with a pen or pencil for people to see these days.
Women, gay or peng?
went so hard in the gym this morning nobody has ever seen another human go that hard EVER before
>>218859396>Maitlis was born in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, to British Jewish parents; her paternal grandmother was a Jewish refugee who fled Nazi Germany. She is the daughter of Peter Maitlis, Emeritus Professor of Inorganic Chemistry at the University of Sheffield, and Marion Basco, a psychotherapist from Cambridge.The fuck, I thought she was Greek
What's the proper sideburn length if you're clean shaven?
got a feeling my mum is cheating on my dad but I can’t prove it
>>218859427
>>218859434I'm cheating on my wife, I wonder if my kids are suspicious yet
>>218859374pls...post it....
>>218859434Put a tracker on her
told this black guy at work that he looked like dr dre and now I'm wondering if he found it racist
>>218858363Mental how they can discover useless shite like this but can't replace the hair on my head
>>218859444You don’t have a wife or children
>>218859427embrace the elvisfeel like it's due for a comeback now the mullet and that is having its day again
my wife and kidsnow that was a kino even with the gorillas
>>218859375normalise ma nigga
have to go and speak to the weird little IT nerd when I go in this morning to ask if he can fix my monitor
What do you guys think about the Green Party's candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election?
>>218859434How so?
>>218859482me auwn fookin woife and keeds
>>218859341It's too difficult to sack people in this country
16 month no ex gf of 4.5 years it lush x
>>218859482always appreciated the wayans family's ouevreremember when jim carrey was the token white feller on In Living Color
A stonking majority and three and a half years to use it and they’ve already given up trying to fix anything due to pressure from their own back bench.
Going to walk to work today that way my dad might drive the car in the day and see it needs filling up and do it himself even though it’s my turn to because I really don’t feel like spending £60
67
>>218859499somehow looks 25 and 45 simultaneously
>>218859555https://x.com/maxtempers/status/2016802037883679011
>>218859569It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hateIt takes strength to be gentle and kind
Imagine the smell.
>>218859576Wtf he stole my post
GROWN man who works in TESCO just tried to get onto me because he thought I was trying to STEAL a plastic bag instead of just forgetting to add it on the self checkout absolute fucking gimp should’ve hit the cunt
>>218859499They unironically should have picked a paki That's the only way they're winning that seat
Catberg is 19 years old. Got him a comfy bed but he will only sleep in cardboard amazon delivery boxes. Dunno why he keeps trucking on
>>218859613he's done you there
>>218859460FHS rorke pack it in
2 many mean ppl
>>218859662I’m mean but only because I’ve been hurt too many times frfr
got the frasier on
good morning you ugly incel weasels
>>218859662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8CPYJX1MVs
>>218859252In 2008 I watched shelly-ann fraser-pryce storm to gold with that big smiles of hers, since then it's 100m or nothing
andale andale arriba arriba taco burrito
>>218859719>>>/b/
>>218859684on the Seinfeld myself
isn't it crazy that we have markets filled with food you can just pick up and eat or fuck with or walk out with and nobody will stop you?There is so much abundance in our societies that we take for granted
>>218859555i mean aren’t their numbers in the dump? why not arse up the welfare
>>218859728pendejo guacamole
>>218859728https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrMuoELFG-s
>>218859739*ties a plastic shopping bag tight over your head and forgets to pay for it*
I would gladly smell her farts.
Why does catberg always decide that midwank is the perfect time to start clambering over me?
>>218859852maybe he's gay
Serious serious question do I let the gf peg me or is that a step too far
>>218859733
>>218859852based catberg helping you stop gooning
>>218859684Put down that mango my dear. It's time you tasted the forbidden fruit
'ad 'ow 'oo 'eng 'ay 'orn
it stinks like poo in this thread
>>218859867my ex gf and me did that a few times. she got a vibrating double ended thing with two remotes so we could control each other's bit. found it very intense, would recommend.
>I fecked yer erse, Paddy!
dogberg loves his peas Give him some every morning with his brekkie
>>218859888Rather like durian me
She would save a ton of money on toilet paper if she had me around.
step dad has blocked me in so just sitting on the stairs waiting for him to leave and move his car so I can go work
>>218859898always find it hard to tell what a dog particularly likes cos they gobble everything regardless
forgot to have a wank last night
>>218859482this on paramount with two and a half men, everybody loves raymond, king of queens and to top it all off, frasier
>>218859945Mine doesn’t he’s fussy as fuck
shagging a lad
>>218859896Were you dominant towards her in the relationship I feel it would change the dynamic
>>218859620Pics?
>>218859970it wasn't really the merry month o' may, now was it?
>>218859970in bed i was, yeah. made for an interesting change of pace. we were fairly evenly balanced in day to day life, none of which changed post-peg.
>>218859896*ex gf and I
https://www.foxnews.com/world/convicted-terrorist-who-plotted-consulate-church-bombings-run-uk-electionHey, buddies... how's it going in there?
>>218860064The UK is long lost.
if god wanted us to go forth and multiply why did he make me an incel
>>218860064Honestly I want more things like this to happen just to expose what a joke the system isIn a just society a man like this who plotted treason would be hanged In the west he's given a cushy prison sentence and 20 years later is running for local government
tights!!!
>>218860064please save us
>>218860064>fox newslol
>>218860064not a word of this in any of our mainstream news. very curious.
>>218860064mad how muslims harp on about terrorists not representing islam but you just know this fella will get many votes if not win.
>>218860147cos it's made up shite for yank boomers to get uppity over
>>218860161are you sure about that?
>>218860169you're basically the same as a 70 year old yank lady
>>218860184nice dodge
>>218860194ok grandma now you have a nice cup of tea and watch your programmes
>>218860211i accept your concession
>>218860224grow up
>>218860249better luck next time fella
>>218860161How exactly is it made up?
*minion voice* bello
>>218860312*crushes you like a bug under my heel*
>>218860147It was in the telegraph and gb news yesterday
*rubs Mousey's head for luck*
n = 4 has become light work and now n = 5 is the challengeConfident I'll have that by the end of next week though
>>218860345get in lad. have you noticed any improvement in your memory outside of the game itself?
Electoral calculus now predicting reform to win G&D by almost 10%.Greens better help the Pakistani men allow their wives to go out and vote.
>>218858261it was a brighter alternative to our own soap operas which we love and it had excellent scheduling which meant very little competition so we just got into a habit of watching it
>>218860388Somewhat yes though it's only been a couple of weeks. Concentration has improved though that could be down to quitting short form content. Less brainfog too though again that could be due to the above. In short though yes
https://vocaroo.com/1cuHbr8mCDCr
>>218860399mental how the only way leftypol can do well in elections is by bribing people who dont share any values with them.their ideologies are diametrically opposed and leftypol thinks its a good idea to cosy up to them lol
According to nutridex.org.uk quarter bag of Smiles is half your vitamin c for the day.
Poo comes from there.
sticking my finger up my hole
>>218860478little Maltesers that smell like the Body Shop
did you lads know shaggy from scooby doo has a last name? rogers. shaggy rogers.
penis keeps farting
banana bahahaha
Keir Starmer is what you get when you put on those men who have a random footballer as their twitter profile picture and only talk about football news, player deals, reactions to results of games, in charge of a global power.
me bollocks aren't on speaking terms with each other
>>218860528Wildly unfunny
>>218860528we're meant to just pretend this isn't projection on your part
Canadians be like ah jeez what's it all aboat eh?
That politician I not like? He's politician because.. I don't like football either so it's because of football or something
>>218860528Bet this sounded funny and and incredibly insightful in your head didn’t it Rorke?
right get the coffee sucked
>>218860528This is not the sharp observation you think it is
laying in bed on my back and thrusting my pelvis with such violence i appear to be flopping around like a fish
bashing my nads with a croquet mallet
Struck a nerve with the footballmongs
>>218860421a clue gained you love to see it
>>218860428And then hit the S-curve yeah
>>218860499aint his name norville or summink?anyway American slop. Get on the Count Duckula and Danger Mouse. Can't go wrong with David Jason
might start wearing a brown tweed jacket over a black turtleneck so people think i'm dignified
>>218860528Starmer is a neek tho, he doesn't give a fuck about football
>>218860618Alri Carl Sagan
Raggy I need some Scooby Snacks (this means drugs).
>>218860345>>218860388>>218860421what is this? something that can help memory?
>>218860649can't remember
i'm so ugly that when i cross the road cars speed up to try and hit me
>>218860635find me an image of carl sagan wearing specifically a brown jacket over a black turtleneck I DARE YOU
>>218860670you're so fit that they have to be near you x
>>218860622He’s actually a genuine football fan, one of the few based things about him (even though he supports Woolwich)
>>218860600You on it too?
>>218860689yh and I support your constant advertising of it
>>218860670
>>218860649Yeah more or less a brain training game but one with actual backing https://dual-n-back.io/
>>218860684mad how you fell for his pr I bet you think he enjoys an irn bru on burns night
>>218858830ktiiiiim
>>218860700Love a cheeky 'vert
>>218860678
>>218860684>even though he supports Woolwich)That's based tho
>>218860736well hush my mouth
When someone says they will do something "at the end of the week", do they mean Friday or Sunday?
escortmong detected
a little hair of the wog
>>218860746end of the work week, so Friday most likely
>>218860736no one has ever been more done
>>218860775>>218860775>>218860775
