OCD rules his life like an iron fist

rorke thinking he's slick by using docker on his machine instead of installing packages on his machine directly but ends up wasting an entire day trying to make docker work and failing

rorke playing footy manager

Rorke telling his Jobcentre coach he’s considering careers as a pro pool player, working for Nintendo in Japan or as a crisp taster

i get the impression most rorke posts are self-inserts

rorke making a faustian pact with the job centre

rorke getting milked in an industrial factory

Rorke getting sanctioned for hissing at his Nigerian job centre advisor

rorke letting inputs directly into his database from his api without using parametised queries

rorke losing his 6 day duolingo latin streak

rorke screaming into a suction tube

Unironically thought bad bunny was a woman

rorke giving himself aspergillosis after not opening his windows all winter.

rorke thinking idly about all the things he could do and choosing to do nothing yet again

rorke moving to rural slovakia

rorke doing a madness

Rorke hiding from the bailiffs

rorke buying used underwear on depop to wear while he wanks

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Setting off shutin mongboys

thread off to an absolutely abhorrent start

rorke wasting his life on 4chan

21 (now 22) posts with zero replies to other posts, just 100% pure void shouting

rorke gets raped on the regular

17 out of 22.

Rorke punching his mum after she washed his 3XL Reform FC home shirt on a normal cycle instead of gentle and the “FARAGE” lettering on the back started peeling

>>219116490
is that the number of field medalists france has produced in the last 22 years

change the channel marge

rorke getting mugged after trying to buy 1 gram of weed

>>219116329
>>219116343
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>>219116378
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>>219116426
>>219116445
>>219116509
Screaming at these brilliant Rorke posts

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Rorke popping his signed Chris Moyles parody album (2009) into the CD player of his 2007 vauxhall 208

Karl Jobst let Australia down

>>219116546
Rorke still listening to “Moylesy” as he calls him on Radio X

>>219116437
Cor imagine just shoving a hankie in the top of one and using it as a molotv cocktail to light the rest of them all at once

>>219116529
The number of wanks that have resulted with cum on my belly

hes having a proper meltdown this morning

/rorke/

*turns rorkes volume down to 0*

Rorke not washing his legs in the shower for 20 years.

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>>219116576
Arson is one of the few crimes that often has harsher penalties than murder.

hope kirsty wins

made one post about this schizos obsession with rorke and now hes having a mental breakdown lmao

rorke aged 24 fully retracting his foreskin for the first time

bike nonce

Rorke posting on /r/bald asking “is it time?”

rorke deleting all the searches for weird shit from his history so he can use the browser on his phone in public without embarrassment

>>219116509
VOWRING

rorke asking "what is that alluring scenr?" as his entire cologne cabinet lights the stratosphere

>>219116657
Then just searching for them all again once he’s back in his smelly hovel

>>219114029
Are you him?

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/zAPy3bN8qK5UzRNRV9DWJg/

wokely sexualising women

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We
at /Brit/ say ..

Well Done
BeardMeatsFood

for Conquering

Utah`s

John G`s Pizzeria`s
28´´
pizza Challenge !!

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neetdom ends next week lads

>>219116664
SNICKERING VERY NASALLY

rorke only signing white players on career mode

Rorke getting chat GPT-induced psychosis

rorke giving up on his hopes and dreams

Downing Street director of communications Tim Allan resigns

>>219116698
MOLLERING

>>219116715
krim

Rorke maintaining a spreadsheet of every company with adverts featuring BMWF couples and forcing his mum to refer to it when she does the weekly shop.

rorke mulling over the future of the white race over some blue bolt and morrison's bakery cookies

Rorke buying a non-reflective laptop screen

rorke buying a phone privacy screen only to never leave his bedroom

just getting sad now

>>219116737
HOOTING TOOTING AND ROOTING

Rorke spoiling his ballot by drawing a swastika in the box next to the name of the hijabi Labour candidate and accidentally getting it counted as a vote for her

Alarm been going off for 20 minutes but I'm not checking it

>>219116798
that's the rorke alarm

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>>219116795

Rorke setting his alarm for 10:55 and considering it an early start

>>219116737
>>219116741
>>219116745
>>219116764
4 in a row

rorke getting denied finance options for a 2015 vaxhaul corsa

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>>219116832
>>219116843

>>219116836
All me

>>219116832
YELLING

How is it that every awkward sped has friends except me?

rorke getting 4 outed as blight

Rorke getting a CCJ for missed payments on a PS4 finance plan from Argos in 2015

Only 1/10 people in the UK ever pay more in income tax than they receive from government services

>>219116899
Rorke thinking he’s the 1 in 10 even though he only worked for 2 weeks at Maccies during 6th form in 2008

Rorke buying 1 litre of chivas regal for valentine's day (with his mum)

Rotke getting paired with seasideMark

my favourite gimmique is that one lad who pretends to be a schizo who believes that there is one singular rorke poster

rorke saying he went to a public school because it was open to the public

Porkeposting

Kier Starmer better not resign over this.
Imagine being dead for years and still toppling a government that won a majority

Rorke being a complete and utter wally

>>219116919
I've earnt over £60k pa for my whole adult thoughbeit?

>>219116952
SCREMAIING

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he publicly said he would have humans on mars by 2024 by the way

>>219116968
>Kier Starmer better not resign over this.
Why not
>Imagine being dead for years and still toppling a government that won a majority
Bizarre sentence

>>219116952
LMAO

>>219116989
mad what a shameless grifter all these space tards are

he laughed at that one even though he doesn't really understand it

>>219116989
space exploration is a pipe dream
at the most we can get some colonies on mars, jupiter or saturn’s moons. but interstellar travel is impossible. the star trek future is a fantasy that we can’t make come true.

am 37 but look 17

>>219116989
Can't wait for the holy feminine moon to be corrupted by male litter

>>219117026
No you don’t, Rorke.

>>219116989
>>219117007
>>219117024
who let all these brownies in
the stars are faustian man's rightful inheritance

>>219117024
thanks for your input professor rorke, where did you get your astrophysics degree from?

>>219117024
people used to say heavier than air flight was impossible

>>219117024
If commies got to space I think we can have a crack at it.

>>219117039
are you suggesting musk is the man for the job when nothing he has predicted, claimed or promised has come true and all he does is burn billions?

>>219117061
the eternal spacemong cope

>>219117056
Rorke's ma picking him up from the jobcentre

>>219117056
Would’ve chinned her no joke

>>219117077
>the wealthiest man in the world who has built three of the most important companies in the world from nothing is not that intelligent
Holy cope leftypol

>>219117077
>nothing he has predicted, claimed or promised has come true
as opposed to settling america which went off perfectly at every stage with no hiccoughs

bataclan was an inside job

>>219117061
>people used to say heavier than air flight was impossible
What so people thought birds were lighter than air? At least think about your posts before you post them rorke

can someone explain the job centre to me, if you go in there do they have companies who are looking for workers ready for you? So you can just pick one or these companies and you’ve already got the job sort of thing?

>>219117093
bit ironic mate

>>219117059
>you need to be an astrophysicist to know FTL is impossible
>>219117061
apples and oranges.
>>219117072
never said we couldn’t get to space. we are already there. i’m saying becoming an interstellar species is largely impossible. and star trek/star wars with FTL travel and thriving colonies on alien worlds of millions, is impossible.

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>hiccoughs

>>219117139
FOY

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I’d unironically eat Emma Watson’s poo.

>>219117128
>i’m saying becoming an interstellar species is largely impossible
how do you know?

for a lot of people space fantasies are essentially their replacement for belief in god and heaven
they actually feel hopeful and spiritually fulfilled when they watch sci fi films about spacefaring humans
mental isn't it

>>219117113
the job centers looks for work for you. they take in to account your experience and skills and look for jobs that could suit you. you are expected to look for most jobs on your own but they help you with ones that are hard to find or not advertised publically. they also review your work search and sanction you if you’re slacking off.

>>219117113
It only exists to dispense benefits and make your life so depressing that the only way out is either suicide of finding a job

>>219117156
i doubt you've had a single conversation with anyone about it.

Diego switching from having a melty about the Rorke posting to having a melty about how space travel is impossible

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Punta del este Uruguay

>>219117175
yes i do believe that you find human interaction to be implausible rorke

remember when bear grylls drank the water from that poo

>>219117191
for ordinary people its not implausible.
for strange incels like you? lots of doubt

what do you say in the job screening when they want you to be in 1hr of the office but you would move closer for the role

>>219117113
Its just an office with job centre employees at their desk in an open plan office usually. There are posters on the wall for specific events that can take place at the job centre itself hosted by local employers, or by third party recruitment agencies. Theres posters for job fairs too. But your primary reason for ever really being in that building to start with is to go for your appointment with your work coach every two to four weeks depemding on whats agreed

>>219117152
the economic and physical restraints first. would take centuries of continued economic and technological advancement to make a proper “ark” or colony ship. the best we can do right now is the iss. then, you would need to get a group of colonists, send them on a journey that could take centuries or millennia to complete. during this time, they need to uphold the ship, maintain social order on it, and manage the resources properly for the journey they’ve been given. we also need to figure out how humans can survive the ionising radiation of deep space, could even conceive in space, and how several generations of humans would grow up and adapt inside a metal ship without ever seeing the sun or having any acclimation to the earth we have lived in since time immemorial. then once you reach this planet, these “humans” would then need to restart civilization entirely from scratch again on an alien world that could potentially be hostile.

I reckon Subway ought to bring back Jared.

>>219117160
So if they find you a job and you say yes do you just start straight away or do you still have to do interviews and stuff?

>>219117240
still have to do interviews
very rarely they will have a job that could take you on right away but like i said this is very rare

any logical person can clearly see there is nothing out there in space at least as far as our biggest telescopes can see. Yet these le rational scientists still insist on billions every year despite diminishing returns and very little to see, curious

>>219117235
and whats stopping FLT technology existing?

>>219117235
we'll figure it out

>>219117214
"I am willing to relocate"

>>219117128
To be more specific: if a country with hardly any functioning toilets (at the time and even now) could get to space I reckon humanity's best and brightest with all our resources has a chance

How can I stay hard during sex lads?
I seem to struggle to maintain hardness, especially when the woman pauses to put the condom on
I'm not overweight and have a healthy diet
Should I just abstain from masturbating?

Even if Earth became a total shithole l wouldnt agree to go on a multi-year space mission to live on a desert planet with no breathable air

>>219117258
>nothing out there in space
hs?

>>219117210
bizarre accusation, sorry for hurting your feelings by insulting your little space fantasy

>>219117288
i dont know what that means

How did David Pitchell get such a fit wife? She completely mogs him.

>>219117254
So what’s the point then basically just the same as looking for jobs at home on indeed. I thought they would atleast skip the interview bit and just get you in a job

NEETing got way easier after COVID. It's a 5 minute phone call once a month these days. They don't even check your finances anymore. Bosh.

>>219117259
relativity and our current understanding pf physics
this is a maths problem not an engineering one. we can’t even build HS2 never mind an alcubierre drive

>>219117294
she's proper weird

>>219116681
nh but she definitely is the best girl

>>219117289
well thats you rattled isnt it. i accept your concession, incel

>>219117302
No family? NEETing means no wife and kids

>>219117297
well you get UC from them and they do make the job search easier
also help with CVs and stuff
might hurt your pride but signing on is the best option if you’re unemployed. when i was unemployed I had a month where i considered it shameful. but after signing on I had a much easier go of it.

>>219117304
well you said its impossible. now you're saying we cant currently do it. which is a significant pivot

>>219117293
how tf dont iyou know what that means dont you come here on fridasy or what?

>>219117294
she's a former partygirl that hopped off the carousel and settled down with sensible, well-educated husband to keep up appearances

>>219116329
Classic Rorke!
He's got the right idea though, docker is based

david pitchell?

Claiming Universal Credit is your Right as a White Male. Better than it going to the biomass.

>>219117284
I've suffered from performance anxiety myself mate and it's shit, both not being able to get it up at all, and then losing it during the act. Abstaining from wanking can help but I think people online act like everyone is a porn addict who wanks 10 times a day. Make sure your condom fits properly, I had to get a different sized ones as they were cutting in and probably contributing. But it's mostly a mental thing, if you start worrying you'll lose it, and then it's a vicious circle. You could try viagra, the unbranded stuff is cheap and it might give you confidence as you won't have to worry, and then stop using it after knowing you can get hard.

>>219117274
once again they’re sending satellites up. humanity has been able to do that since the 50s. not colonising other star systems.
>>219117328
impossible with our current understanding of physics. if we discovered it was all wrong then there’s a minuscule chance it could be. and that’s one big if

>>219117320
Why does it?

>>219117332
ive seen you spam it, but youre a mentally ill attention seeker so i suspect you wont tell me anyway

>>219117160
>centers
FOY

never seen a chinese in a wheelchair

>>219117325
not him but you should feel ashamed benefits is for single mothers and disabled not for MEN grown arse men should feel ashamed to go begging for handouts you should get out there and fucking hustle

>>219117360
>impossible with our current understanding of physics.
well no shit mate. but that is different to what you originally said. let me remind you:
>space exploration is a pipe dream
>interstellar travel is impossible
are you like this irl? constantly 180'ing on everything you say?

Deegsy melty!! Deegsy melty!!

>space travel is impossible
Erm, we've already been to the moon mate.
Moon's in space by the way

>>219117113
They can help you get a shit job, it's mostly catered for people who have no skills or career plan. It's a fucking depressing place as the other anon said, you feel a complete fucking failure going there, and the sort of people that go there are complete and utter cretins.

>>219117393
who’s shat in your corn flakes lmao

>>219117360
Ok mr. Party pooper

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mental people believe this shit
laughable

>>219117412
you’ve been done deegs

>>219117386
My parents and grandparents worked their entire lives paying in to the system, I am entitled to take money out. Gonna cry?

what if we spend a trillion quid and build a space ship with even more engines and rocket boosters and stuff

>>219117412
well thats your entire argument deconstructed and conceded isnt it. try harder next time.

>>219117445
BASED, this is exactly my opinion. No reason why I shouldn’t get benefits as a white British man who belongs here when the biomass are scrounging everything they can

>>219117358
I did get hard and was able to orgasm but only through her giving me a handjob/blowjob
It's annoying as the last two times I saw her, I fucked her in missionary
I just don't know what happened

>>219117316
okay little spaceman lol

>>219117460
Are you the escort mong? If so I'm not giving you any more advice beyond sort your life out.

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>okay little spaceman lol

>>219117386
> you should get out there and fucking hustle
well that’s the problem
no jobs innit

>>219117468
yes
It was the first time I haven't been able to stay hard during penetration since November so I am a bit pissed off

>>219117434
Why did the Soviets accept it was real then?

take all the bennies money and give it to elon so he can get to mars

why should i be forced to "hustle" (see: self-exploitation) because the government imported millions of third worlders who undercut me?

The true shaggers are those who watch Dune or Star Trek and get stiff little willies thinking about being a cool futuristic spaceman

>>219117491
Sacked Tranny!!

Seriously considering making a lamb stew this week

>>219117506
The Dune films are for normies

>>219117509
mate, get a grip

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has told No 10 staff that he’s not resigning:

“We go forward from here. We go with confidence as we continue changing the country”

>>219117526
not lamb season
have beef instead

>>219117543
The Tories continually shot themselves in the foot when they were in power, Labour have been shooting themselves in the face.

>flying into the sky
Impossible. Only idiots believe that.
>man in the clouds that made the universe from dust in his pocket
Well, that's a given isn't it. Only idiots deny that.

neoliberal bull logging in

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A word of advice for British men in 2026: Never, ever, NEVER work. Not now, not ever. Never work.

>>219117543
Crisis mode

Dara O’Brien giving a pity laugh to Andy Parsons or the token female comedian during Scenes We’d Like To See

>>219116437
oud you think you are haha

sam hyde gave some big lecture on this book called "seeing like state" as if it was this mind boggling life changing masterpiece of academic scholarship but after reading it it wasnt anything at all just a very dry and boring book.

did i get trolled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQTVHt81rk0&list=LLnrvSVPq-bBtB1joACywA3g&index=109

>>219117449
Honestly we need a big project like this. Keynes and all that you know

>>219117562
>God is a bloke in the clouds
Childs understanding. God is the first cause. The unmoved mover. Being eternal. Ipsum esse subsistents. Good things are only good in that they are contingent in participation. God is the ultimate good. Being and order itself.

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>>219117601
Milton Keynes mentioned

if you get people to dig holes and then fill the holes back up then dig them again the GDP will increase

>>219117594
Maybe you're retarded, just a thought

>>219117543
BASED
#IStandWithKeir

>>219117572
You can get more than this by working though

>>219117621
grow up

after the huge success of DOGE the Americans now have enough money to get to the moon

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Office 2 not looking good

>>219117609
Utter cope mate

Was having weird violent thoughts when I was shagging the escort last time we met and I could only finish by her giving me a handjob/blowie. I’m a bit worried my “hatred” for her has started to take over and she can tell
I was giving her the evils the whole time she was sucking me off/wanking me but my hateful feelings disappeared as soon as I came.

i dunno i'm virgin

>>219117543
ABSOLUTELY BASED AND THE RIGHT THING TO DO

FUCK PAEDOPHILES TRYING TO UPSET THIS COUNTRY CONSTANTLY

>>219117650
hes done you big style here lad might want to pipe down now yeah?

>>219117649
Behind the scenes at the Gherkin penthouses xx

>>219117628
>0 hours per week for 24k a year that you're free to invest as you please
>40 hours per week for 48k a year
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, but the decision boils down to this: are you willing to bet on yourself?

God accidentally taking the self checkout scanner home

>>219117712
kahh pilkington ahh story

>>219117609
Lot of words to say absolutely nothing of note
Christcucks are odd creatures.

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>God is the first cause. The unmoved mover. Being eternal. Ipsum esse subsistents. Good things are only good in that they are contingent in participation. God is the ultimate good. Being and order itself.

>>219117728
dont know why you decided to give it another go mate, he has done you. Its over, its finished

>>219117572
how do I get this

>>219117649
obvious shop but would scran her tight teen arse either way

>>219117750
yeah?

>>219117725
imagine how many infant intestines those great big gnashers of his have torn through on epstein island

can't even defeat iron chariots though

>all the schizophrenic dollhouse character spam stops
>atheistposting starts

women talking on the radio baffled as to why men prefer younger women rather than older
rly makes u think

>>219117682
>>40 hours per week for 48k a year
very glad to have got into programming 20 years ago and my salary is now higher than doctors and lawyers just for coding from home
i do about 25 hours a week realistically and i'm on 110k (normal wage in london i'd be lying if i pretended to earn less just to sound realistic to you)

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iron chariot here
i am undefeated

wonder if william will be a good king. king willy

>>219117789
think you'll find god was mentioned first in the thread. dishonest little cretin

>>219117804
grow up young man

yarted off that evil nigga poindexter pack

>>219117819
you've been done

might get the annual mass effect playthrough started. or ass erect as I like to call it

>>219117819
*puts a fork in you*
Yeah this one's done

>>219117830
>>219117837
I accept your concession

>>219117819
it's over mate no recovering from that

>>219117804
I think you'll find God was always there

>>219117868
thats you done

>>219117876
i dont think i will actually.

>>219117804
where

didnt know who bad bunny was before last night thought he was one of those ethnically ambiguous women with a fat bum

One of the most conversations in /brit/ history happening right now

>>219117850
you've been done mate
try again next thread

>>219117894
>>219117156

god bumming me up the arse with his holy knob

Overtook a learner earlier. I'm always patient with them but there's no excuse for 15 in a 30

If the instructors got a high vis jacket that means it's a test right?

Never realised how important space fantasism is to the mental wellbeing of unemployed incels

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Zero melanin and a10 eyes
Literally the most precious thing on planet earth

the half time show and adverts have more views than the actual game highlights lmao

I won't mention her gender and ethnicity

>>219117902
You are having a mental health episode please see a doctor

>>219117915
my sister is like this but her eyes are grey green and not a10s and her hair strawberry blonde so she is less aryan

>>219117906
But that came long after a load of dollhouse schizo stuff
Are you retarded

Done so hard he's repeating himself
unk got dementia from all those concessions he accepted sob sob skull emoji

lil zoomer having a melty

>>219117944
ok? whats that have to do with religion and atheism

>>219117941
Are you zero melanin red?

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Superbowl half time show was a foreign rapper with the most nasally voice I've ever heard and some brown girls twerking their arses while 30 million watched

Peak American culture

>>219117968
no im dark blond with a10 eyes

>>219117711

*smashes the nativity scene up due to it being offensive to my Islamic beliefs

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too many choices for a monday

>>219117971
even the 'white' americans are so brown coded it is mental

>>219117971
He rapped in Spanish as well how the fuck does that happen?

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>>219117971
Amerifattistan should be nuked

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Oh goody my favourite!


MELTLY MELTY MELTY!!!!


WAHEY! :D

>MELTLY MELTY MELTY
ktim

I'm already tracer

>>219117980
that all-day breakfast looks tempting...
*licks lips*
..but it's got to be the calorie controlled cottage pie. it pie night, after all.

>>219117971
ok

https://youtu.be/AOci81Xve7g

New dankmus JUST dropped

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>>219118026
im already winton

>>219118026
i had gold gun skin on tracer when i used to play OW

Let's synthesize the space travel / god argument from earlier for a little fun


If the Christian God existed, would he have made space travel and aliens part of his plan or not?

Alright then. That's me saving my good posts for the new.

>>219118075
For me it was D.Va
Used to rape the fuck out of niggas her

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>ok

seeing xitter posts from mtf trannies saying its ok for them to threaten and mock real women because they are their oppressors

>>219118078
grow up loser

>>219117628
I was being paid £1800 a month to work all hours of the day doing the most mentally taxing shit, couldve just stayed at home and got paid more

>>219118141
child coded post

Being in a relationship is like having a second job FR

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When he replies to you at post 290+ but you wait for the new and pretend you left while he seethes.

new
>>219114522
>>219114522
>>219114522

Mad that the holocaust happened and we let Germans live

>BREAKING: keir starmer

>>219118131
Why?

>>219118020

lol funny number 41%

If you know you know

theyre building a massive holocaust memorial outside the houses of parliament