Wanqing Zhang edish
>>219124485Scroom
>I uhhh don't like the idea of clavicular getting two frame moggings, in one day
>>219124522you need to go back to wherever you crawled out from
>>219124522Quite like this gimmickFunny
>>219124485cant make this shit up
got the bastarding wash on dont igot clean towels soon dont i
>>219124488>rezine
don't really know what framemog means
Need to sort out my diet and ability to poo
>>219124522poo screaming at this post
>>219124559ummypops x
16 hours a day 7 days a week spamming threads on 4chan. What a life lmfao.
>>219124565you should get a job instead helpermong it's not healthy
>>219124565That's what you do mongboy
>>219124563hiya
Wondering whether I should message the gf first or just lie back on the couch and see if she messages... Maybe a shot of whisky and fall asleep been a long day down the toil mines eh lads
nigga typed rezine
>>219124569Foy
He's the funniest man in his boxroom.
>>219124580She's a bit busy x
>16 hours a day 7 days a week spamming threads on 4chan.>What a life lmfao.
young sheldon best moments compliation
might apply to mossad to be the new epstein
what a grim state of affairs my life is
Peter Griffins funny moments
Oh..I should have trued harder at school, and at uni, and during the first few years of my career, shouldn't I?Bugger.
>>219124609>state of that "beard"
Really appreciated all the rorke posts earlier, the singular rorkepost has some quality material when he puts his mind to it
did something today
>>219124680beard like homer simpsons head
Can you explain this 10 year gap on your CV?
got 60% on a practice exam. Need 72% to pass. Much to learn.
>>219124693.....ʸʰˀ
*makes bear noises*
>>219124713i was girlbossing
Always takes a couple of days for my hair to settle down after a haircutWhat's that all about then
>>219124713Learning to love myself
>>219124713i was playing with my knob
Kirara is being treated as a tranny in JJK despite being a bog standard otokonokoThis is why I study Jap, the hyper-political west is appealing only to newfags and will simply change the narrative to do so.
allen thing now loading 79%...
>>219124713I was finding myself
still not decided what to have for tea actually
girlbosses too close to the sun
>>219124764Tetley for me
Any straight lads in fancying a bit of straight on straight hot gay action
>>219124750She is a woman you mong. She uses female pronouns to refer herself
>>219124764tea time begins in 15 minutes mate chop chop
>>219124740Couple of days? I look like a mong in the first two weeks, then I look good for maybe 10 days then it grows too much and look like a mongo again
Rorke in shambles. The kids are alright.
Rorke sipping whisky in a dark room, lamenting the fall of Britain Leftypol shaking his arse down the gay bar, high on poppers
What do escorts tell people they do for a living?
>>219124775i mean obviously that's not what i meant but also tetley is terrible tea
>>21912475667%
>>219124580She will forget where her charger is for a week and then fall asleep as soon as she comes home for a month x
67
>>219124728
>>219124782What does 'young men' mean
>>219124799
>>219124782obvious bollocks
POO, GLORIOUS POOOOOOO
>>219124782Cut My Cock Off Party
4 weeks of uninterrupted masturbatingI can't stop, this phone is killing everything about me. Blocked all the red boards, yet a pair of tits sets me offBlock all web browsers yet I can't stop myself downloading them againRestricted YouTube yet loads of videos get throughHow is this not any different to an extreme addiction
>>219124782>Young menBullshit, women maybe but not men
fucking hell im sexy
>>21912481716-18
only getting 45mbps in me bedroom it not right
>>219124849um
>>219124843would you do me? i'd do me
>>219124522>clavicularQRD on this new flavour of the month nobody had hear of 3 months ago?
>>219124843alri rod stewart
>>219124778Do the ALDI tills have a button for someone to remotely age approve something or are the cameras guessing my age?
>>219124782You can keep pretending they're different and will save you. You already had a melty when I proved theyre in the club. You deluded mong
wonder how elton would react if one of his bum boys explained the elton meme to him
who would like to recommend me a new desktop web browser
>>219124868screm
>>219124895brave
Y'all want a sprite cranberry?
toby speaki
>>219124911s
>>219124902based brave user
the raped
close ur fuckin eyes then
>>219124895have had multiple women come on to me because they noticed the ecosia browser.on my phone
>>219124881It has to be approved by a member of staff. Afaik the cameras on the self checkouts don't do anything they're just a deterrent I don't think we even save the footage they record
>>219124895Librewolf if you like FirefoxUngoogled Chromium if you like ChromeAnything else is not really worth considering
a force in motion through still space twisting the fabric
>>219124930BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
So this is it then. Life.
i am farting wonderfully
feeling sick with worry about somethimg i have to do tomorrow
whats the most noncey browser?
I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT
>>219124967
>>219124985I'd ignore it and put it off but you're not allowed to do thta
When was the last time a woman told you she loves you? You can't include relatives of yours, mummy doesn't count.
>>219124985What do you have to do lad?
>>219124967can't really call it much of a life
>>219125008cant put it off its happening
When was the last time a woman told you that you're funny?
>>219124987Tor
>>219124866Zoomer who went full on into looksmaxing to the point he was breaking his cheekbones so they'd restructure Visits a frat house at ASU and gets frame mogged by some random guyInternet is in uproar about it
>>2191250242012, the exberg
>>219124943Thanks
>>219125024pretty sure friends have said it on occasion but i couldn't tell you the last time it happened
farewell sausage
>>219124987Ask Jeeves, duck duck go
reinstalled the bastarding 4chan x
think I'm getting down with the sickness
>>219125025dont misgender please
>>219124956'
wanting booze every day
>>219125077WAH AHH AHA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99deLmqCoo0
>>219125052Make the gf laugh quite a lot, I don't need to be told so Sunday yh
>>219125091what are the alien eggs in the middle?
>>219125032what is it thne
doing this tomorrow also
Haha!Disgusting food!He reposted the disgusting food picture!!LOL
>>219125102No good lad
>>219125024last week, one of my colleagues
>>219125109>>219125062
>>219125024i don't think that's ever happened
>>219125122its fucking lush
When was the last time that a man told you that you're funny?
>>219125052probably about a month ago, toil lass said it
>>219125102same finna go get some now me
Alcohol is quite boring desu
When was the last time you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>219124552>don't really know what framemog meansseems like it's when an soufern poof meets an average Norflad and shits his keks
>>219125111Needs to see a swift steel toe cap
>>219125161what u gonna get
>>219125171It can very enjoyable if you have someone you like being around to drink with
>>219125177yesterday around half six
>>219125171You're boring
off to bed
>>219125111lil gay horse
right that's microsoft onedrive automatically syncing my trans porn folder to the cloud
>>219125171give blood. way better feeling
>>219125194bottle of red wine and mixer for some voddy I've already got
>>219125092Nothing noncey about not wanting to be tracked by big technology so they can feed you adverts to appease the grotty jews
say "dude weed" all you want but it's a far superior choice if you just want to mong out by yourself watching TV or whatever
>>219125234could be worse
>>219124713mental healthing
>>219125266Don't mind a bit of weed every now and then
Right, suppose I should at least message the gf asking how she is. Fuck SAKE
Find cumtown too boring to listen to now
>>219124713I was teaching kids in africa c++
>>219125266smells like dogshitprefer 3-4 beers
>unironically listening to something called "cumtown"
>>219125266not supporting the wog industry
>>219125348there's 3 local dealers I buy from and they're all white
did somebody say beveragino?
>>219125343soylennials love they irony
can feel the ol' Dell dying on me. Thinkpad upgrade might be on the horizon
sisterberg back from work and I can hear her taking a loud piss
>>219125367don't believe so
>>219125343was funny before 2020
>>219125343It's actually called Cum Town
>>219125367Got the cruzcampo cracked, me
gonna rock down to Electric Avenue, anybody want owt?
Japan is now just as sterile as western Europe it does not have the cool vibe Taipei did
>>219125377cor
excited for the new overwatch season tomorrow ^_^
>>219125364hook me up
>>219125377>not being her personal toiletGay
speaki cuayo~!
Got the Crywank on>>219125373Want an x230 myself, just love the modability of it. Unfortunately anyone who has one knows their worth so it's hard to find them for pennies nowadays
>>219125367https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770660680052872.webm
>>219125395Alri Alex Honnold
>>219125433Me doing the re4 stained glass puzzle for the first time
>>219125476forgot about him alreadyif he did that in 2012 he would be the most famous person in the world for months
I don't get how women work lads.Why did the escort use the Smiley Face with Hearts emoji with me on Saturday but then seemed a bit distant during the meeting on Sunday?Only reason I can think of is because I couldn't stay hard during intercourse and it took me ages to cum with her giving me a handjob/blowjob. But we still kissed, cuddled and chatted for 30 minutes after that. She texted me this morning agreeing to meet on Sunday 22nd but seemed a bit formal again.I just don't get it.
>>219125476I actually been to Taipei 101 there is a mall underneath and the weirdest part about it was that they had Harry potter merch and doctor who stuff in the British themed section
>>219125515https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1770660830081073.mp4
>>219125450imagine the smell
>>219125450interesting age range there. Eclectic one could say
>>219125515Meltdown
>>219125515maybe the escort wants you to not get too emotionally attached to her.
Check out "Free Solo" on Netflix.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9y99eg0nno>kidnappers want the payment in cryptowhat the fuck how am I only finding out about this now
>>219125597That's a good success story of starting over as a 31 year old.
Evening
Go on. Go get some cans from the shop. You've earnt it
>>219125270umeroo
>>219125715ok x
>>219125715already got some cans of coke zero in
right well that's 1 (one) application sent off on indeed isn't it
umm based?
I will say it's funny how in Asia Harry potter is associated British culture as much as doctor who also almost every girl I spoke to wanted to visit London and NYc
>>219125433me on the birt every day and night
why are there so many jeet and black women on bumble? which dating app do i use for 19 year old goth girls?
>>219125791good on you
>>219125433ktim
>>219125795Japan is overrated and Tokyo and Osaka are Taiwan is cooler but the only issue in Taiwan is almost no one speaks English outside of Taipei
>>219125813>why are there so many jeet and black women on bumblepresumably coz not even black men want em
>>219125805ive never watched doctor who, it just looks shite
ay lobe a bad bhonny
>>219125450Southerners seem to have a more positive view of life unlike us up here Is that because of thatcher
Poo arse shite dung
Fun fact, Did you know this police dog moved from Liverpool to Wales and started learning Welsh? So there is no excuse for the hundreds of thousands of english that have immigrated here
>>219125818felt bad cos mumberg's being a self-destructive mentally ill cunt again
You're making me very nervous, Richard.
>>219125876She needs sectioning she doesBit mental in the head she is
https://youtu.be/PGlvYNOHzzE?t=201
>>219125813The LGBT ones. And no I'm not kidding
>>219125450>that one with a mask onoh my days you silly cow
>>219125834do you ever talk about anything else
>>219125843It's a cool kids show but nothing more also I think it was weird that Harry Potter was so loved because none of the people there ever read lord of the rings or watched the movies
love it when irish people say "i'm an immigrant as well, do you want me out too?!!"
almost fucking died there was a bmw in front of me doing 20 in a 30 so I tailgated him then the road split into 2 lanes at the lights and we were next to each other and he rolled down his window and it was 2 pakis and they started shouting at me
>>219125874wales is just a part of england, has been for nearly a thousand years.
Called in sick today, I couldnt be arsed getting out of bed after that weekend of drinking.
i'm literally a poo
Drainers, is it pronounced Blade or Blade-E. I can't make a fool of myself
>>219125910Fuck you I just got back from both i was in Japan the only thing I really liked about Japan was Kyoto and seeing some samurai shit everything else was crowded with Chinese tourists and white people
just had a massive 5 pound megga shit
>>219125876probably just needs a good rough shag
dont want to do the thing tomorrow
>>219125902which ones are those? i only know bumble and tinder
>>219125936I'm Bladee, she call me Blade-Ebut he actually said either is fine
>>219125921Uh yeah
it's just not on is it
219125939ok
The thing about Japan I found annoying was the fact the white tourists acted like fucking ass hats.
>>219125936bladethe extra e is for swag
>>219125921
>>219125942you don't do anything, ever. lazy idle little cockroach of a person
>>219125967I am owed sex
got hammered and went to a pub for middle aged people as a 21 year oldmanaged to pull an obese older lady who was built like a centaursex was good though. stuck my finger in her arse while fucking her and she didn't mind so i proceeded to put two in and when it was nice and gaped i tongued the shit out of itfelt very ashamed the next day
>>219125977sent that pathetic hopeless runt flying
>>219125977flag on
The PDF File Who Gr@oped Me: A Gen Alpha Story
>>219125942shut up man no one cares
This is the neighborhood where some old lady said I looked like Justin Timberlake
Not right to drink on a Monday. Thursday at the earliest
Is your house covered in religious iconography?
>>219125988grimmers
ok bye
>>219125930England is a part of Wales and has been for 4500+ years
>>219125988teach to pick up older women at pubs, sir
my flag is on
>>219125967I imagine how lusty someone has to be to look at this and not feel profound disgust
>>219125988ok but at least you havent shagged a bloke
>>219125988These new gimmicks you've been spamming lately are dire mate Really scraping the bottom of the barrel now
>>219125988>when it was nice and gaped i tongued the shit out of it>felt very ashamed the next daywondered why mumberg wouldn't sit down to the dinnertable that day
>>219125581That's what I'm thinking. But then why use heart emojis? She also cuddled me for a while during our meeting and rested her head on my chest.
>>219126020
>>219126001Too fucked up to care anymore
>>219124522it's not fair why were those harvard graduates so funny
>>219126022coke will give you the confidence to pick up anyone>>219126028it's grim but the coke makes me a deviant
>>219126028weren't you posting nonce stuff yesterday
>>219126009my christmas tree is still up in the incelflat because i have no visitors does that count?
Honestly only thing I wanna see the UK is Hadrian's wall because I am a romaboo the cool thing is that turkey and tunsia has many roman ruins as Italy but cheaper
>>219126081bolg on
>>219126062i don't want to become a drug addict just to shag fat old women tho
ok but I genuinely did not make that hateful post directed at you
>>219126035
>>219126062Lie on >>219126065No Are you one of those retards that thinks there's only one Canadian that posts here, one of those retards that thinks people can't fake their country with proxies, or both?
>>219125936I like bladey :>
in bed x
>>219125988did you post this before? remember a younger lad mincing a middle aged slags arsehole on a one night stand and describing the musk in great detail
the cold insincerity of steel machines have consumed our euphoria
>>219126111
>>219126121no i rarely ever pull for the number of times i go out
mousey's ideas to improve 4chan were amazing and ahead of their time
>>219125988free meal ez
ayo i'm just a mayo ass cracka but i love bad bunny! that nigga spicy!
>Lerpwl
>>219126136Me2u
>managed to pull an obese older lady who was built like a centaur>sex was good though. stuck my finger in her arse while fucking her and she didn't mind so i proceeded to put two in and when it was nice and gaped i tongued the shit out of it
Janitors are here beware.
I catch a Transport for Wales train sometimes and it's interesting to hear all the Welsh names for cities in England
oh no i have fallen
can someone visualise "built like a centaur" for me
>>219126180thought he'd be the one getting sparked out
Banned from South Korea for having this pic on my phone
>>219126233nigga looks completely unhinged
>>219126219help him!!
Coach put me in the game and I'm going hardI'ma strike the ball, going to the stars
>>219126238have to wipe my phone whenever I travel internationally
>>219126247>>219126233That’s just his fight or flight face his adrenaline is through the roof
>>219126101I think uk could be cool York looks cool and so does Scotland
>>219126282weird because people who can throw a punch usually stay calm in this situation he must be a natural. should get into boxing.
>>219126180What was he saying?
I'm in love with mewlies
run on sentence yank yapping about nonsense again
i love women
how much was neetbux in the roman empire
>>219126302Dunno it was ukranian or Russian
>>219126329>>219126329>>219126329>>219126329>>219126329>>219126329
Chicken tendies for din dins. Lush x
>>219126343way too earlyjanny smite him
>>219126309imagine that was a throbbing bbc leaking precum her nails were teasing instead as she gets cock drunk on its pheromones
>>219125450
>>219126365it's 300 you poc
>>219126384hasn't hit the bump limit has it
>>219126399the bump limit is 300 isn't it?
>>219126424310 baby x
>>219126424ooh
>>219126511is this the french growler girl still
