dog poo

Did you choose well in life? Did you manage to choose at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaP7qmsQbSI

i am intimidated by how ugly i am,

>>219155115
Sorry about that lad.
Been watching this and pretending I've got mates, aren't I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF0F3szos4w

he fucking HATES rabbits

>>219155194
rabbit

>>219155194
this post makes no sense

>>219155194
>rabbit
Hah

>>219155183
even worse than having no mates is being at a pub with "mates" and then hittin gon the girl you like and her ignoring you despite making her laugh while a random guy comes in and sweeps her off her feet

mel c sex
https://youtu.be/MMc6_-xgWlE

Googled the word "poo" and clicked images and there's loads of photos of babies and little kids using the toilet

>>219155239
incelfuel

you ever take a piss in the sink or in the shower?
just curious someone mentioned pissing in the shower earlier today and they said it so casually like it was a completely normal thing to do

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“Three months ago I made the mistake of my life and cheated on her, and I told her about that a week ago. This has been the worst week of my life.

“I had the gold medal in life, and I am sure there are many people who will see things differently, but I only have eyes for her. Sport has come second these last few days. Yes, I wish I could share this with her.”

Forgive him it was a SIMPle mistake to make
I'm sure he's not shagging anyone else in the olympic shagging village

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>>219155254

>>219155183
>they're now playing the Clash

Lads, we're getting the cans. It would be physically wrong not to

>>219155239
You er, you don't put a tattoo on her that says 'missus Canslad'?

>>219155263
Only the sink at toil x

>>219155263
sometimes, I usually piss before showering

>>219155263
i piss in the shower every time

>>219155263
I stopped sink pissing but I always piss in the shower

done a big cry in bed

>>219155261
...yup
>>219155283
wtf are you talking about you weirdo incelo

im gaycel

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>>219155281

pooing gay porn

>>219155194
The dude tried to make the bastards at school feel better and in the mind of this retard it was some conspiracy.

>>219155304
u ok

>>219155283
>You er, you don't put a tattoo on her that says 'missus Canslad'?
This is so embarrassing please stop posting holy fuck

>>219155320
no.

>>219155283
hehe

>>219155313
ummy

is it gay retard oclock yet?

>>219155319
alri javier milei

>>219155281
these cunts waste their entire lives training for the most useless made up sports.

>>219155328
good. fuck you

>>219155328
you will be i hope things get better soon

>>219155347
all sports are made up

I need to get a 6 pack if I want to be objectified (I do) too
thats next then desu

>>219155347
yeah bro you definitely not wasting oyur life on 4chan
fucking joker

>>219155349
well thats rude

>>219155357
thank you

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>>219155194

>>219155286
what about if youre in the shower and suddenly need to piss
would you get out of the shower to have a piss?
just seems a bit inefficient
inefficient pissing

>>219155372
why did you post the same thing

>>219155366
>>219155360
Sorry i didnt realize you were this stupid.

M

>>219155313
cronem POV

wheres umbunny and umpuppy
need emotional support

The rabbit should have said you owe everything to your parents and family and single mothers are at a massive disadvantage compared to two parent households. Then he should have said both his adults kids are married and lived with him until they saved up enough money to buy a house.

>>219155377
alri pissylegslad

>>219155391
dont apologise you coward

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>>219155391

>>219155304
post your fishy fanny beef flaps woman

>>219155391
i accept your concession

rorke staying with his abusive dead to own the jews or something

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>>219155418

I get my life advice from rabbits

warm piss running down the legs
the showers warm but the piss feels even better

>>219155400
hi im umbunny

>>219155304
Hope things pick up mate

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always funny when you see a truly committed die-hard leftypol in the wild

>>219155377
ngl i had a wank in the shower once and the cum just stuck to the floor, the water must have cemented it to the ground and i had to use a scourer to clean it off

>>219155466
why is your language in china

>>219155476
the exact same thing happened to me, never again.

>>219155433
old pissy legs back at it

pathetic little worm aren't you

>>219155476
its so grim when this happens, and when the cum sticks to your fingers

>>219155483
research purposes...

youre Chinese!

>>219155476
Hot water congeals proteins. Goes proper gluey

>>219155500
what are you researching timmy?

>>219155500
you've considered a move to china, haven't you

Can't wait for next year so I can say 2007 was 20 years ago

>>219155428
cant imagine sexxing her would be great
probably get more out of sticking your dick in a greasy kfc family bucket of chicken just filled with the empty bones and carcasses

>>219155520
researching english person culture for invasion later

>>219155553
excellent

>>219155498
ktim

>>219155543
What a revolting thought

>>219155476
best wank of my life I had in a shower, I swear nearly passed out

just gave the people's elbow to your da

Coopers stream is over, lads
Shan't be getting the cans
Will do sleep toil instead soon

>>219155148
Lad, you had like 2 and a half cans back two years ago or something abd you were thinking whether to get the tall cans or the regulars.

>>219155579
from the poo fumes?

what a goal by west ham

6 天前
6 heavens ago

funny little fellas aren't they

>>219155499
i love feel of cummy fingers
especially when you have someone elses cum squirt out and they start squirming but you just vicegrip that shrinking cock and then you lick it all off your hand and then go in for a kiss xxx

what a goal by west ham

>>219155622
ok

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Rorke flummoxed

i'm bored

>>219155281
Haha, where does he find the vivacity to do that? Sweep,sweep,sweep haha

>>219155377
aim for the drain hole, same with fapping in the shower

west a what by ham goal

rorke eating white rice
leftypol eating brown rice

on the triple vodka lemonades
makinga mes haha rip me

>>219155665
s

>manpoo

>>219155622
perhaps one of the gayer posts this thread is likely to feature

>>219155669
Bizarre

>>219155615
nah I think it's because I had a stiff neck because it was taking so long and the moment I cracked my neck it was such a relief I came at the same time

rorke stepping in a dog poo

>>219155678
mark corrigan ahh post

>>219155641
https://x.com/nwnatur/status/2021241848220495991
rorke toiling for governmentberg to give the money to wogs

okay how about having a shit in the shower

>>219155669
work tomorrow ffs

am umbunny x

bit ugly but trying her best asmr gf

>>219155682
girlw ho i know is messgaing me to complaina botu her ex bf like wut
>>219155717
...yh lmao who cares tho

>>219155715
sharia bloody allows it

>>219155731
Blog on

sybau retarded bitch nigga

>>219155762
s

My god Spurs are fucking shit.

Imagine losing to Losercastle. Grim.

>>219155653
i did this
shower has one of those chrome/silver plug things over the drainhole
the cum got all stuck to the plug, went all yellowy and hard
proper grime job lad

Watched lezzer porn just to mix it up a bit and so many of these are old ladies with young girls, are these long term closet cases getting it all out or is that just the sort of thing lezzers like to watch? rather strange desu

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Enter Wero
The European Payments Initiative, a consortium of 16 major banks and payment processors including BNP Paribas, Deutsche Bank and Worldline, launched Wero in July 2024 as Europe’s answer. Built on SEPA instant credit transfers, Wero lets users send money using just a phone number — no IBAN, no card, no intermediary.

The numbers so far are encouraging. Wero already has over 47 million registered users in Belgium, France and Germany, has processed over €7.5 billion in transfers, and counts more than 1,100 member institutions. Retail payments went live in Germany at the end of 2025, with merchants including Lidl, Decathlon, Rossmann and Air Europa already accepting Wero online. France and Belgium follow in 2026.

But the real breakthrough came on 2 February, when EPI signed a memorandum of understanding with the EuroPA Alliance — a coalition of national payment systems including Italy’s Bancomat, Spain’s Bizum, Portugal’s MB WAY and the Nordics’ Vipps MobilePay. The deal instantly connects approximately 130 million users across 13 countries, covering roughly 72% of the EU and Norway population. Cross-border peer-to-peer payments launch this year, with e-commerce and point-of-sale payments following in 2027.

“European payment sovereignty is not a vision, but a reality in the making,” said Martina Weimert, CEO of EPI.

>>219155796
Bizarre post

>>219155740
sharia law states you can only shit on the designated shitting street

Lesbian Porn: Porn for Lesbians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9FvvGuilYg
medium rah yah

The lesson of Russia sharpened the urgency. When Western sanctions cut Russia off from Visa and Mastercard in 2022, the country’s domestic payments were immediately disrupted. European policymakers asked the obvious question: what would happen if the US decided — or was pressured — to restrict European access to those same networks?

>>219155799
>Wero lets users send money using just a phone number — no IBAN, no card, no intermediary
Recall reading about African countries doing this so this sounds incredibly thirdie

>>219155827
gay porn: porn for /brit/ posters

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two weeks post-op

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find the image that is not like the others

you may NOT post the eggbradders

>>219155844
in canada we have interac e-transfer which just uses your email address

I have a lecture in arabic, grim can't just listen to it podcast style

>>219155772
*gonna fly now starts playing*

Would love to try KFC but it's so bloody expensive

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pooing and peeing and cumming and snapping my neck in the shower with the mommy daughter lesbian porn on

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>>219155862
the third one
BUT
why should we

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>>219155166

always gad this theory that lesbians became lesbians because they kept getting abused and misheated by men
2 minutes in the miccy, that fishpie gone off men for life dog

>>219155870
dont know whats happening here

>>219155878
me on the left

that gorilla who was holding on for its life before being swept away in the hurricane. it had won the nobel peace prize just days prior

>>219155267
oofy doofy ahh moment but I respect it

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Lime Street from Renshaw Street, 1930s and 2026

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>>219155862

>>219155887
Female prison guard getting her skull broken

>>219155911
ok

>>219155885
wow thats a really original theory nobody has ever thought of that before
except for literally everyone before the 60s

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rare natural dua

>>219155911
source?

leftypol genuinely just getting raped

>>219155930
sc

>>219155780
Imagine how peng it'd be if they were relegated

>>219155870
Yeww, class struggle baby, libe and in the flesh, take notes for when we end up in prison for desertion

>>219155921
just seen her on a train earlier selling pocket tissues

just found out women are real, not happy about this

>>219155924
https://x.com/Mrgunsngear/status/2020671958309085611?s=20

>>219155878
I appreciate the jannies changing them every few days for our enrichment like how lab monkeys get those grape games

dont like watching body cam footage when the wearer dies

>>219155281
need a langobardi gf

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39wldm4y42o

>A man has been murdered in a "deliberately targeted" attack carried out in broad daylight on a Glasgow street.

>James Greenhorn was killed in Tollcross at about 12:25 on Monday after a disturbance broke out in the area's Dalness Close.

Remember when murders in this country used to be a huge deal? Just a daily thing now that everyone has accepted as the new normal. Scary.

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the shorts sold for more

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mfw spurs

>>219155965
based

>>219155965
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

mix the races

mix a japanese with a barbados

>>219155960
You can't even say you're english anymore

>>219155920
better times then
women knew their place
at knees of the superior gender
women were feminine back then and gays were locked up

it's a beautiful thing

part
and
parcel

>>219155885
What is the miccy?

Cans?
Rain has stopped so I see it as a reason to get the BIG cans

got the air purifier up and running

>>219155977
odd post

>>219155974
why doesn't she eat food tho

>>219155960
if it was the "new normal" then it wouldn't get reported on in the news mong

in bed, got my bum out, night lads
x

>>219155977
if i was god i'd be doing all sorts of mad shit
mix an eskimo with a tongan just to see what kind of creature i can create

>>219155885
If I see some lezzer with a woman 20+ years older than her then I immediately assume she was abused by her aunt

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nth for the holodem

>>219155780
>>219155938
>>219155966
It’s so bad it’s almost hilarious. Imagine being relegated at keeping that stadium

>>219156028
weirdo

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lol

>>219156036
a mix of races - english and a kenya

>>219156040
every time I see some straighty with a man 20+ years older than her then I immediately assume she was abused by her uncle or dad

>>219156000
microwave mate

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Eat Emma Watson’s poo.

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>>219156036
DAH

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>>219155965
her shorts sold for the most money

>>219156074
you are severely mentally ill

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>>219156050
phwoar

leftypol feeding his gut biome

>>219156062
if it's a 20-something woman with some 50+ old fart then there's something wrong with her

tatyana ali is fit for one of them

>>219156062
lucky uncle or dad

>>219156062
People usually assume it's for money 1st but abuse is usually the 2nd reason

>>219156080
she is very beautiful :)

>>219156090
bio-fem?

sell my soiled shorts on ebay for 50p but no one wants them

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I'M IN A STEAMY MOOD YH

>>219156090
Are you Irish diaspora?

How long's emmayank been at it? I recall seeing his posts when I had to take the train to toil and that was about 8 years ago

>>219156090
she's more indian than black

>>219156117
The gherkin poster is. Would you agree?

>>219156089
nothing wrong with her, she just provides a service hes willing to pay for
prostitution
all men prefer younger women

>>219155960
>Remember when murders in this country used to be a huge deal?
boomers and gen x chopped uncs like to pretend they were gritty trailblazers for buying condoms and oasis records, and that they lived in a dystopia because mummy and daddy would tut tut if they shacked up before marriage or associated with homosexuals and drug users
average zoomer life experience would kill them stone dead faster than spicy cheetos would a 13th century peasant

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Might be the most beautiful woman ever

mad how people live in high rise tower blocks

living on floor 25 of some building madness

left foot is a bit painful actually

spurs have 2 wins in 11
those 2 wins were against german teams
a damning indictment

>>219156119
He's one of the og thread personalities I think

Went to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting tonight

Now sucking on a beer wahey

>be me
>go to pub wit girl i like
>chirps her up make her laugh she says how smart i am
>buy her a drink
>random guy comes over
>starts talking to her
>well just talking nonsense at her that she doesn't agree wtih
>next thing i know they are leaving together
...yeah so what's this then

hope tottenham bulls arent crying rn in dey luh showers

>>219156145
I used to live on floor 14 of a tower block, it was alright
couldn't imagine being at the top of some 30-floor thing though

Sir Panasonic Eneloop

>>219156124
No, Yodie is black

>>219156062
dumb thing to assume tbqh

>>219156160
done 'em

>>219156164
Shut up you weirdo

>>219156170
Why is he too scared to post proof? Sounds like he's insecure

>>219156101
or both
those type of women will let you abuse them and never leave no matter how badly you treat them as long as you pay them

>>219155870
>uppity finally karen get stomed
wtf

>>219156170
sup crodie, u gud? dem a tottenham bulls a tek bash :(

>>219156128
this is dumb too

Taking the red pill

feeling quite dysphoric

>>219156161
called being attractive (youre not)

>>219156201
you are mentally ill

Any femboys in

>>219156222
im not but he isnt either lol

Sir Shower Wanker

>>219156202
just reality bro

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love women

Sir Shower Shitter (me)

new overwatch tank is fit as fuck

Looks as though that man united fan won't be getting his trim yet

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>>219156201
sup modie
yeh dey tek it, dey in luh showers rite now hope dey dun cry

sir sink shitter

crying luh tottenham bull throwing ps5 controller thru living room katy rushing to calm mandem down

>>219156258
means more money for him

>>219156279
Are you describing what you're seeing?

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>>219156272
cvp spray

>>219156272
LOL

sir mandate enjoyer

wish i wasnt such a sleepy boy but i am

i have borderline personality disorder and some guy called me an emotional vampire once
bit rude that really
fuck that guy
arsehole

>>219156295
yeah i get snapchats

>>219156256
true

>>219156320
Post proof, you wont

>>219156316
wow lmao
that is like most insulting thing uc an be called evne wrose than ugly

>>219156279
was he playing astrobot? I heard that game is good.

that post seems targeted

>>219156320
>yeah i get snapchats
are you 12 or just a paedophile

ive got bpd szpd autism depression bipolar all of it

>>219156346
im actiiiveee on snapchat

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>>219156346
Think the answer is quite apparent

Tomorrow I will not go on my pc or phone
I may use my Kindle and Nintendo switch

>>219156316
he sounds like a fag and his shit's all retarded
real men don't get their emotions sucked

CANS!
THE BIG CANS!

>>219156249
maybe in some cases but no, it's not blanket reality

some parts of africa they can consume up to like 120g of fiber a day
imagine the size of them shits bro
fucking size of my arm
mental that

when i came on here earlier heatherpedo was having a meltdown
i come on here now and i see ziedy is posting his ai generated shirtless black men again
what the fuck is wrong with this general

>>219156373
goated

>>219156363
You're south asian aren't you

>>219156368
katy hearin dis and dopamine receptors firing off

>>219156374
ok see you on thursday then

>>219156391
This will never, ever change btw. They are here for ever.

And frankly, you all deserve it for not helping us migrate to /bant/ (or another place)

>>219156408
Hopefully not

>>219156393
im black

>>219156361
>>219156361
>>219156361
NEW

>>219156373
what you staring at buddy
ill slap that smile right off your beak

glod

>>219156215
can take your mind off it by venting about my collosal fuck up today if you like

>>219156423
Post a handtimestamp, you won't

>>219155966
'kin state

>>219156418
nothing stopping you fucking off somewhere else with all your mates

>>219156423
Post proof
Your hand and time stamp

>>219156423
you're 10 cm and thin

>>219156451
I'm not the one complaining about the state of the general
You had a choice to leave, and you chose to stay. So lie in your bed.

>>219156388
heard there's a big poo video floating around of a black guy doing a metre long unbroken shit

>>219156251
*cackles*

>>219156442
go on then

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What happened to men?

>>219156465
there was no choice to be made
you either stay in /brit/ where /brit/ is or go elsewhere

Ba’al
Moloch
Lilith
YHWY
Enoch
The Demiurge

>>219156463
Scared me when she started moving

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the cvp from one shift

>>219156474
Then suffer the schizos who inhabit here unimpeded and shut up

>>219156475
the lads

>>219156467
floating uh?
hehehehe

>>219156490
for me its simply scrolling past posts that dont interest me

yeah i sent waggydem on snap
yeah unlicensed

>>219156472
same thing that happened to women. the internet was a mistake

>>219156472
that journalist has the thickest eyebrows i’ve ever seen

'unlicensed' means underaged btw

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>>219156467
amazing

>>219156524
>>219156524
>>219156524

>>219156512
you ever hear of Brezhnev nigga?
or Eugene Levy? He's one of you you know

thermastat keeps mugging me off
turn up heating it turns itself off because it thinks its 30 (its not and its fucking freezing)

>>219156364
so this is what m2 and m4 mean

>>219156610
yes
its paedospeak evolved through thousands of posts
completely deranged