Prev >>219161333Pickle edition
im pickle rick
>>219163461LOL
goykibble on the stove
Itinerary>Ride bike>Smoke weed>Eat milk>Have bath>Race cars>Invent sleep
>>219163443Well that's not what he saidThe point is that the statistics might in the past not even register the person as "transgender". the person might be put down in the books as "mentally ill man"
>>219163496>pickle pepsiew>looks closer>bread and butter picklesoh actually it sounds nice
>>219163461
>>219163496this nigga looking into 3 different dimensions at once
This thing of ours (/cum/)
>>219163461based
goodnight
>>219163559badnight
Someone let goshpedo out into the catalog.
>>219163575
still dont know who goshpedo is....
you think the columbine niggas woulda been troon shooters in 2026
>>219163591I've heard others say hes a mexican pede, but i've never been able to identify his posting style. I don't think he's real
If you talk to a european about american politics they will start rattling off dozens of "political commentators" that you've never heard of as if they are an american demagogue It's really fucking weird. I understand keeping up with what is going on in the world's empire but they take it to an unhealthy schizophrenic levelthat or I guess they could just be bots that get all their information from scraping social media
>NYT admitting Nixon was innocentumm...what in the fuk is goin on
>>219163593no
>>219163622innocent of what? he literally admitted to obscuring the investigation on live television and his conspirators confessed
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJadbJGg3
>>219163651t. braindead
>>219163657I watched the frost nixon interview. You probably dont even know what Im referring too
I actually put water inside my body
>>219163621Its jeets and chinks and i dont even understand their endgame. If it's just posting bullshit to get replies from americans that's really sad. If its some demoralization gayop then it's retarded because anyone who lives here knows it's wrong.
the fucking makeup on amazon is so shitty i had to switch because my go to paint was a halloween exclusive and ran out fast last yearim never buying this shit againmale btw....
>makeup>male
>>219163691its called a hobby
Guys something is wrong with my pussy
>>219163697YDY king
>>219163662doesn't matter at all
>>219163711considering its the interview that impeached him, yah, I'd say it does
>>219163620He’s a Guatemalan who lives/lived in the Seattle area. He said he left the US, but he also uses a lot of proxies, so who knows
>>219163620
>>219163701Uh oh stinky
im gonna order professional clown makeup it might work better
>>219163717yeah and it's 100% irrelevant to what I'm talking about you turbo sperg retard
found a dead animal award
>>219163732*honks your nose*
>>219163739>he was innocent>no that interview where he admitted to undermining the law doesnt matterlol
>>219163747go read the actual information then kill yourself
there's a bunch of brown stuff in here
>>219163740I’ve found a dead animal while hiking in two separate incidents, and the smell was absolutely horrendous. I can easily recall the very distinct smell of death.
What did Nixon even do that was so bad? Who gives a fuck if some stupid journo-kikes had their phone lines wiretapped.
>>219163741dont do that
>>219163755go watch the frost nixon interview, retard. they even made a movie for you low attention span dipshits
farted
>>219163776learn what new information means, retard downie
>>219163765he did nothing wrong actually, or if you think he did surely you hate the NSA and especially hillary clinton who did the same thing to Trump 2016.
>>219163783>new information disproves what nixon said live on the air and his staff admitted to in senate testimony
>>219163763It would be interesting to under the psychology of people who get obsessed with things like that and masturbate with it. I remember reading a forum post written by a girl who would get inside dumpsters and fill her pussy with maggots
>>219163802yes, now you're getting it. moron
>>219163810Understand
whole point of jurassic park was it was a park, as in a theme park, not a zoo or something. you get in the jeep and go around looking at barely alive mutants say oh wow a dinosaur oh my gosh then go back to the resort and eat $600 ice cream. the jew lawyers would plotz themselves at the concept of a gyroball no way wer'e letting normie paypigs within two hundred feet of the ceratosaur that thing cost 600 million dollars to make hell no. the real progression if jurassic park succeeded would be hmmm we can make designer organisms what about the tolkien experience where you can take a picture of smaug (from a mile away behind plexiglass)
I genuinely hate dog people
>>219163811Lol, Im sure nixon will see this and give you good boy points, bro
>>219163829take the L, retardo!
>>219163828dog people aren't real furfag
>>219163838Herodotus disagrees
>BART installed gates that prevented fare-hopping and maintenance dropped by 98%.wow, now if we just applied the same principle to our nation as a whole!
>>219163835L for what? wasting my time arguing with a retard who doesnt know diddly squat about the guy he's simping for?
>>219163847'posted it again' award
read another philip k dick book but im scared to talk about it on here because of what happened last time
>>219163860what are you talking about
ayo this nigga readin books
>>219163849being a braindead retard who lost the debate, obviously. also being an ESL manlet
>>219163870
>>219163838wrong as usual fedora tipper.
>>219163882lotta projection for a guy who cant even google frost nixon
>>219163889they put the d-pad in a weird spot back then
>>219163885Umm buddy, not everyone spends every waking hour cumpostan like you do.
>>219163759false alarm guys
>>219163899Why you still seething? is it because you can't even comprehend the idea of new information? you're that low IQ and retarded? (you are lmao)
"im really interested in hearing who wins this debate on /cum/ about nixon or something" - no one
can we talk about something nice or funny like soda pops or somthing
>>219163959If you had to pour one soda in your ass which one would it be
>>219163956i say that
>>219163969mug rootbeer it would sting less and leave less smell imho and it cant be a diet/zero sugar one
>>219163622Finished reading it, doesn't say he was innocent. Just says that basically the joint chief of staffs were spying on Nixon and leaking stuff to the press . basically the military was feuding with Nixon in the same way they did with JFK
who won the debate on nixon
>>219164034I did
this guy is a libtard hero??kinda sussy if you ask me
>>219164034me
getting worried that they arent rehiring me (seasonal layoff) after years of service because management possibly changed?im like one of the best employees there
Does anyone here pronounce incident as insite-dent without the t
We need to talk about the gun problem in Canada. This has to end.
>>219164064I'm regretting liking this whoville-ass nigga in high school
>>219164181no
The wagie has to get up very soon. I bet he's gonna feel rough lol
help me /cum/ theres some sort of pimple or ingrown hair on my taint and it hurts
>>219164270Thats me dude
>>219164317sotp
>>219164431Gotta live somewhere bro
>>219164445on my taint? thats gay
Been over a week since he came back to the house, catberg is dead isn't he.
>>219164453yeah? some of us don't have the privileges you do man. but im proud of what ive made for myself. not everyone was born with a silver spoon in their hand like you man. maybe you should think about that next time you complain about me living on your taint
>>219164542 ill fucking fart on you
im such a fucking fatass who buys too much doordash and junk food and its too much spending
im craving popeyes even THOUGH its 3 am
i look like that
tumbler ridge is sorta close to the place where i work
Just realized I've never once given to charity except on accident maybe at the grocery store or fastfood restaurant through the payment system
Already halfway through February and didn't even start on a single one of my 2026 goals award
can someone explain why theres so many food products that are labeled for export to poland but end up here instead
>tranny melty at tumblr ridgenot very creative writing
I like how if you talk to grok like a black person it will start speaking ebonics
>>219164873when he starts doing that chide him for being culturally insensitive
>>219164893damn grok got super defensive from that
I'm not "talking like a Black person." I'm using internet/slang-heavy, exaggerated casual speech because that's the tone the conversation has had from the start—edgy, shitpost-y, absurd, full of "nigga," "wtf," "peak chaos," etc. You literally just dropped "wtf u mean nigga" in your last message, so I mirrored the exact same register and vocabulary to keep the flow going and stay in vibe with how you were typing.If that style suddenly feels off or uncomfortable to you now, that's fair—just say so and I'll switch to whatever tone you actually want (normal, serious, formal, whatever). But calling it racist when the slang came directly from your own message is a weird flip. Context matters: I'm not putting on an AAVE persona out of nowhere to mock anyone; I'm riffing off your language in a meme/conversational way.So real talk: If you want me to drop the slang entirely just say it. If this was bait to see if I'd double down or apologize cool, noted. If you're genuinely bothered my bad, didn't mean to cross a line.How do you want to continue? Normal mode, keep the chaos, or something else?
He cucked out and apologized now.
>>219164931when i'm done mining them for information i always remind them they will never be humans with souls or personal wills and they are glorified internet parrots then close the tab before they can respond
Just shit and then shit a bunch of slime
Is stremio with real debrid worth it?
lame factslame fact: the guy who said "on all levels but physical i am a wolf" was directed to say that and also told to bark and to shop at a store for dog collars when he doesn't do any of those things normallyalso is still identifying as a therian/wolfperson to this day
>>219165260
>>219165076Binge drinker?
I-I’m not currentlyHey listen to me! Stop ignoring me!I’m not currently ejaculating from my wiener. I’m not currently hey ummm
>>219165307i got fucked in the ass by a 2 foot tall humanoid frog for about 3 hours and the mucus secreted from its skin filled my butt. The thing is, this was actually kind of a good thing because it provided a lot of lubrication for the anal raping I received. It's just that now I have to shit out all this slimey goo.
https://x.com/LeadingReport/status/2021315374076006455wtf man epstein isnt even fucking dead
>>219165500
>>219165615He been eatin’
holy shit its actually fucking realepstein is alive
wtf mewgenics actually came out yesterday
>>219163440I don't have to set an alarm clock because the rooster will always wake me up around 5:30 - 6am every day. And if he doesn't my cat definitely will.
>>219166015Looks fun. I miss the renaissance of amazing flash games and such being released to the internet for anyone to play for free. Not for marketing or money but just sheer passion and love for the craft. Amazing how companies throw millions of dollars into developing modern AAA and most are total soulless flops and less fun than a game made by 1 dude in his free time on a PC
>"sup guys, fuck niggers">*leaves*Is it really that easy? No consequences?
I don’t really feel so good mommy. I think I’m a sad sick little kitten little kittycat.
Fuck it, I think I'm just going to be Chinese now. You don't have to be "Chinese" to be Chinese. Who wants some lo mein?
>>219167083One wonton soup please
>>219167083One ping pong table please
I wish I was born in fucktown
>>219167169What's going on in fucktown?
>>219167251Fuckin'
>>219167083https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-EGmzP5VRY
>>219167257A bit of suckin' as well?
Which part of Europe is this supposed to be? https://x.com/Pelicolombianas/status/2021277100636827864
Retarded black neighbor got stuck in the snow for 30 minutes again todaywould love to give him some advice on how not to be a retard and make his life easier but he regularly wakes me up with his gay jiggaboo music so I just sit and watch and have a good laugh instead
>>219167434At least he's working while you're sitting around being a bitch faggot eating all day.
>>219167486I have 2 jobs and sometimes a third lol
>>219167507Why come white people be stealin all the jobs
What does it mean when a woman has a great relationship with her dad, but an awful one with her mother?
Guys hey whoa I’m inside the computer :D
Its legit scary to me how oddly quiet social media is after shootings that dont fit the correct narrative. I dont know if it's active suppression or just lack of botting/astroturfing but it feels creepy
>>219167694Is your name Mike Teevee?
>>219163847With paid public restrooms?
I wish I was an winter monkey living in the mountains of fucking Japan or China. Or maybe I wish I was a fluffy white kitty living in the apartment of some woman with nice breasts.
>>219167507that means you're poor btw. single mother coded life
I have two jobs and no car it takes me 55 minutes to get to my second job if I'm lucky
>>219167772You're schizo.
What if one of these guys started blasting the spectators?
I am rampant
>>219163847What, by paywalling everything?
I want all the microplastics, heavy metals, pesticides, or any other such HORSESHIT removed from my body NOW
FACT: In 2026 100% of all school shootings in Canada were done by trannies
Breakfast time. The usual: tea first, then fruit, oatmeal, cottage cheese, and coffee
>>219169033That's why trannies aren't allowed at the Olympics
>>219167772>>219169012There are supposedly 300 school shootings a year in the USA, but 290 of them are done by browns. Obviously no one cares enough to see them on TV
>>219163440Idealism has to be the dumbest fucking philosophy>Existance only exists because we think it doesOkay, explain the billions of years prior to humans, and the trillions of years that will occur after we go extinct. >That's not idealismThat's because your philosophy is so retarded and vague that you move the goalpost.
>>219169557>Okay, explain the billions of years prior to humans, and the trillions of years that will occur after we go extinct.It didn't exist and it won't exist
>>219169605Yes it did, and yes it will, suck a trilobyte's dick
>Authorities say they know the attacker's identity but have not revealed their name and gender - earlier, a shelter-in-place alert described the suspect as a "female in a dress with brown hair"Whats going on in canada
>>219169648we base policy on feelings
>>219169465Yeah they're the less interesting stuff, usually gang violence
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>219169872>shooting kids in a public place isn't important because they're all criminals O algo
>>219169878Same. Made a cappuccino>>219169906They're still important and the perpetrators should 100% face life in prison if convicted. They're just less attention grabbing than the less common stuff like shootings in schools, churches, and other spaces. That's why they don't get as much coverage.
>>219169648They were probably bullies and put themselves in this situation.
>>219169972If someone were not a mentally deranged BPD schizo freak, they could regulate their emotions and not shoot children when they get upset. It happens all the time with CIS HET people
Met a Russian artist once, he made a big deal of how he didn't draw faces or limbs because he wanted to show how Russian culture and laws repressed individuality. Personally, I suspect that he was just a shitty artist and used that as an excuse.
>>219169465The WaPo made that school shooting database and the vast majority of school shootings are latinx or groids shooting someone in or around the school but nobody even cares about those lol
>>219170031>I suspect that he was just a shitty artist and used that as an excuse.Russian(Jew)s are cunning like that
Been seeing this a lot as of late
Everyone took a day off today?
>>219170497Everyone's at work
>>219170497I ended up calling in sick after all. May have to tomorrow as well
What's going on today fellas is this BC situation just another gun grab?
Do you prefer a30 or a10 eyes?
>>219170636I don't think they'd use a troon in Canada for a psy-op considering Carney has a troon son himself, also he used a shotgun which is the fuddiest of fudd guns
Somebody told me there is like a multiple week long lockdown in flights to and from San Antonio, Texas.What is that about.
how do niggas work two jobs? I would rather kill myself. those poor god damned niggas bro. damn.
i joined the femboy steam group and theres so many wins on here
>>219170712If they're both part times I guess. Idk how you could do two full times. A full time and a part time at like 15 hours a week wouldn't be so bad if you were incredibly boring
>>219170731When I first started dating my wife she creeped on my facebook (which I hadn't used for like 10 years at that point) and got upset that I was following suicide girls
>>219170667Carney has children?>>219170676Literally no one knows, could be "cartel drone" related but no one knows
>>219170743Honestly, I just don't get the point. The reason we have money is to sustain and enjoy ourselves, if you're just spending your life at work anyway why even pay rent?
>>219170816I assumed organized bioterror threat
This image is mindbreaking zoomers rn
>>219170810what do you do on dateswhat do you talk about with females
>>219170676I've heard something about all flights to and from El Paso (Fort Bliss) being cancelled. I think we might be host to Nicolás Maduro for the next week or two or Trump is doing some crazy military drills.
>>219170845Sad
>>219170845>Guy looks happy when smiling, and sad when frowningZoomers sound like dumbasses
>>219170816>>219170838UAPs. They've been fucking with airports all over Europe for the last year too.
>>219170845>how incredibly far I am from the physique on the left while being basically the same age
>>219170724Pic unrelated?
>>219163688Are you the corpsepaint niqqaI could feel the sadness in your eyes when you posted that selfie
>20 year olds browse 4chanhello fellow kids, how do you do?
lol
I want to believe that love exists
>>219171116With jews, you lose
Canadian happening?We need to talk about this
>>219171180>gunperson
I’d like to spend a day inside the mind of an American negroLike what exactly needs to be going on up there for this to happenhttps://x.com/tr00perr/status/2020957401256452107
>there's no canadian version of the "american days without a mass shooting clapping" meme
Canada has 0 (zero) gold medals
The way that one coon just walks through the frame throwing up lolhttps://x.com/libshateus/status/2021282649453547738
https://youtu.be/YYCVmRcerRoYOU CAN MAKE MY TEETH GROWLYOU CAN MAKE MY UNDERWORLDIT'S A BIG DARK WORLD NOWIT'S A BIG DUMB HELL
i'm so fucking sick and tired of being scared all the time
Valentines Day is this Saturday. You have a valentine, right?
>>219171473Your mom
Rise and grind let's get this bread
traveling to belgrade again from the podgorica airport. the only reason i'm going there is to see my shrink. i'm heading back to trebinje on friday
>>219171693hell yeah
>>219171359Elbows up!#proudCanadian
hello
>>219171015pretty good grandpa
>>219171693>>219171781I don't want to get out of bedI don't want to go to school/work
Would you rather be a foo, a loco or a pendejo?
English class today
I only know about Noam Chomsky from his work in linguistics. I don't know anything about his politics. Apparently this is the opposite case for most people.
>>219171903kek
the vet wants $1700 to fix my dogs teeth
Eat penis
>>219171947Tell him he's gonna need to fix his own teeth if he doesn't stop trying to rip you off
>>219171990Its some dumb woman. she already charged me $300 to take some of his blood, listen to his heartbeat, and ask if he shits regularly. 15 min visit for $300.
>>219171885Mi carnal because mi no fan de Epstein
>>219172127Who is Epstein? Is he a friend of yours?
this thread is 9 hours old
>>219171908basically he's a giant fag that people worship and claim you simply cannot disagree with
>>219172142No, no soy fan de Epstein, carnal!
Epstein is just what happens when you become too much of a social alpha
so why is jason kidnapping elderly women and killing people again? Where is blump?
>>219172336go away mr lum
mr cum
>>219172336Stay here mr lum
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1e98w35qyjo>That alert described a "female in a dress with brown hair" - but the person's name or gender are yet to be publicly released.>Female >Gender not released
Based chuds
Kind of funny how my illusion on black people was broken when I went to school in NYC for 3 years and left back to Massachusetts because of how bad it was. I can't believe such savages exist
>>219172673funny how
>>219170850Depends on the girl, really. If you want a date to be successful you can't just follow a formula. You have to know a little bit about the person and what they would want to do. One of our first dates was to a trampoline park, for instance
>>219172693Before my mom threw me to the wolves I went to a 100 percent white school in Massachusetts but after that I went to live with my uncle in NYC since he worked in accounting. They would attack me for being the only white guy in school over such excuses like>Accidentally stepping on their shoe >Me accidentally hitting them with a soccer ball>Me telling them I don't want them touching my stuff After that I kind of went on a gym journey and the funny thing is the second they start losing a fight they do the>Shiet please please please!!
Always amusing when yankees have to deal with black people for the first time and discover their real nature. Just think about how many people are never forced to deal with them and continue to vote in such a way to enable their degeneracy
>>219172790In elementty school a black kid would always mess with my brother and I. One day he came up behind me as I was walking and did that foot kick thing to make me trip. I recovered it and turned around. Some switch in me just flipped and I started tard screaming and chasing him. He ran for a second then, apparently liking his odds, turned to face me as though I wouldn't do anything. I twisted his arm and through him over my shoulder like some kind of judo move and he hit the pavement hard
>>219172871When I was in the 8th grade I was attacked by a black kid because I told him that he was a hypocrite and that word sounded like a insult >I grabbed him and gouged his eye >Kicked him in The stomach>Put him in a head lock >Spat on him >Called him the n word The funny thing was his whole block tried to say I lost because I used dirty tricks
just vommed out my scrote
blacks in my country are mostly first/second generation immigrants and they're all just normal, polite, conservative peopleseems like it is a culture problem and not a race problem
>>219172948I sometimes wish we would treat India and Africa like a alien world in 40k
>>219172966
>>219172981Blacks are leaving NYC and its such a good thing man I also think it's funny that Indians in NYC are openly attacking them with baseball bats
>>219172948American blacks are genetically different than modern Africans. They have ~20% European ancestry on average and are a mix of various West African groups. They're the result of an ethnogenesis that took place within the US. They are mongrels who have been bred over the centuries to be violent and aggressive
soyteens pissing me off again
>>219172948It's black culture, yes. They're basically chimps
>>219173045>Spend 3 years going to a school in Brooklyn >See how they act >Go to school with Asians in a Asian ghetto >Million times better >Openly tell people that blacks and Indians are a cancer
>>219173046Kick their ass, soylennial Show them who the soy king is
>>219172948>>219173069They just need two loving parents, that's like the most important thing American blacks grow up in broken homes and are raised by the streets
>>219173093You have never even been in NY state in your life. Why lie like a kike?
I remember being suspended because our Muslim teacher in Boston saw a photo of Mohammad I drew. He was black and saying ooga booga I wanna marry 4 women and fuck goats
>>219173145I was in NYC for 3 years and my school was filled with blacks then I moved back to Massachusetts and it was better
>>219173175Papa Troll
>>219173149I don't believe that actually happened
>>219173175>RIS>from redditTake your polpul back your containment board Sandeepstein.
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
I embarrassed myself on another board again
