>>219165327
Cronem’s view as he’s flying in on his helicopter, mmhmm xx

>>219167785
use case for sulphuric acid?

>>219167778
When did you break up with your girlfriend?

>>219167778
Explain what 'mt' means

>>219167809
We didn’t
>>219167814
ttkk xx

Having latte in the cafe team

>>219165327
When I see this building I always think t's from India or some sout east asian shithole

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>>219167842
Do you accept that when you or ziedy say 'mt' or 'm2', you are referring to 14 year olds?

had a tour of the lloyds building once mental how many holdovers from the colonial days are still there.

>>219167806
Have you ever watched breaking bad? It dissolves bodies

>>219167882
not plastic though

>>219167842
What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?

>>219167882
Breaking Bad is Reddit shite mate

>Macron urges Europe to start acting like world power
He should honestly be president of the EU I think he’d be great

>>219167806
water treatment especially if you're in a remote location without a public water supply

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>>219165327

Macron chacaron

>>219167923
Do you accept that when you or ziedy say 'mt' or 'm2', you are referring to 14 year olds?

>>219167906
Alright fella

>>219167859
you're weird

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shitting nora

>>219167932
Could be talking about BMW M2
Nice car tbf

>>219167953
I'm not the one fantasising about kids being raped

Just looked up and everyone who was sat on tables adjacent to mine has now left

>>219167958
Obese

>>219167785
While the obvious schizo implication here is dissolving bodies, it seems clear that he was a fixer of sorts. He had many fingers in many pies (and youths) and when one person from the upper echelons needed something obscure, he was the man to procure it.

As to what one of his pals needed 330 gallons of Sulphuric Acid for, I dunno. Dissolving bodies probably.

Searching for posts that contain ‘m4’ and in ‘be’. 45 results found.

Ziedy has made nearly 50 posts explicitly fantasising about the rape of 12 year olds

Why isn't he banned on sight? Oh wait I know why lol

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this faggot is STILL milking it oh my days

>>219167923
What's your girlfriend doing right now?

>>219167961
No the 'm' means minus and whatever numbers follow are minus the age of consent (16)

gherkin it

>>219167872
and now you have a slavoid wife and slavmutt baby. SHUT UP

>>219167981
Not even probably. Anyone who needs sulphuric acid would easily be able to get it assuming it was for a legit and legal reason. The only reason to go through Epstein would be for bodies.

>>219167984
>Oh wait I know why lol
Why? I genuinely don’t know

>>219168037
i was in the same situation then as i am now

>>219167991
t. jon jones
going literally blind and not being able to fight is milking it?

>>219168037
And you?
No wife
No gf
No children
No job
No hair
No life

Peak bruv

>>219167991
BJJ isn't a martial art neither is MMA. Eye pokes are evil though should be banned in competition

>>219168075
What's your girlfriend doing right now?

>>219168055
Do you think it's a competence issue for the staff on this site to not notice serial spammers who post outright paedophilic content on a regular basis?

On the busiest general on the board, where they regularly take action against other posters?

>>219168104
What's your girlfriend doing right now?

>>219168072
First of all he quit that fight because he saw the opportunity to he was struggling before that.
He went to a doctor after the fight and tried to egg the doctor on, on camera to say how bad the damage was and the doctor was like “no yeah you’re okay” and ever since then he’s milking social media content daily about how bad it is, claiming he’s going in for surgery when actually it’s just to get an injection lmao bloke is pathetic

Editing bizarre Klopp images onto an AI generated video of half naked black men at 1 in the afternoon

sucking a ciabatta

https://jmail.world/

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psychological operations

enormous packet of crisps for lunch

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What's all this about then? America's 23rd largest city. No flights of any kind.

What do I do with my cup when I've finished my latte in the café?

Do I return it to the counter or leave it on table and leave? It's ceramic so can't bin it

Only way reddit can make a scenario where Polanski wins is by libelling Farage and inventing a scenario where he is arrested for being a paedophile

https://old.reddit.com/r/imaginaryelections/comments/1r14nrz/hope_is_here_part_2_farages_doomsday_is_polanskis/

I want to have sex with a woman’s vagina

All they have to do to vastly improve the state of this general is take proper action against ziedy and heatherpaedo
When mousey was in his pomp, he was getting sniped after about 10 seconds of posting his papers. They have the capability to fight these posters but choose not to.

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>>219167906

niggas be reading mankar camoran on the train these days and nobody bats an eye

>>219168241
>23rd largest
After 10th it’s kind of pointless to mention tb h

>>219168241
even the USAF is banned from overflying.
Maybe the cartels got manpads.
Or Trump is going to invade Juarez

>>219168264
if there's a specific place like a trolley or a window to leave it at, but it there
if not just leave it
definitely don't hand it to the staff that's really annoying especially if they are busy

mikey just took out an emergency £14 loan and put it on Spurs staying up

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Bye bye, freeloading, spamming mongy shut in proxy nonces lmao

>>219168269
>jmail.world
Faridge is in the emails mate, polanski isn’t

colleagues asked me directly if I fancied the toilfu and I had no option but to admit it. Cats out of the bag now, think this is gonna ruin the friendship we had

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>>219168338

BBC said "officers are keeping an open mind" in reference to the kid shouting alah akvbar before stabbing people

>>219168338
$129 that’s like £100 lmao can’t the owner just pay it himself

>>219168344
So you ran to the toilets to update your incel chat room yeah?

Just been called a plastic by another irishman supporting an english club on an island 50 miles away from england

>>219168328
Thanks mate, going to leave it on the table

>>219168340
Farage is in the emails the same way Jesus Christ is - he happened to be mentioned.
He wasn't literally emailing Epstein you mong.

>>219168386
Doesnt fit the narrative

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>Jesse Strang
>Tumblr Ridge

the writers are having a laugh

>>219168386
*brain explodes*

>>219168385
fucking idiot

Would love to have an interview with an /int/ janny

tiktok users unironically believe that epstein and trump were raping babies and then cutting them open and eating the poo out of their intestines

>>219168422
What do you suggest I do? And be quick I've almost finished the latte and don't want to sit here with an empty cup for an extended period of time

>>219168386
why was he mentioned then, hmm?

>>219168432
and theyre correct

>>219168373
no, not allowed phones at toil. I'm on my lunchbreak

>>219168442
What's for lunch?

>>219168440
Because he's been a prominent politician for the past 20 years? You know, you can easily read the emails yourself instead of doing the typical leftist response of pretending to be a retard, but you already knew that.

>>219168471
leftover chicken, spinach and gnocchi bake

>>219168432
Do you have evidence they didn't???

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Dream wife

>>219168471
baby intestines and poo

any poo bum man in

>>219168485
Yummy
Good luck shagger go get her

>>219168473
Destroyed him

The door opened, letting in a sliver of noisy street life before closing it out again. She entered, and even knowing it was her, the transformation was striking. This wasn’t the poised, intellectually fierce Emma Watson of public perception. This was someone else.

She wore a simple but devastatingly elegant emerald green slip dress that clung to her slender frame, the silk whispering against her thighs as she moved. Strappy, high-heeled sandals showed off delicate ankles. Her chestnut hair was loose, falling in soft waves around her shoulders. Makeup was artfully applied to accentuate her eyes and give her lips a lush, berry-stained pout. She carried a small clutch and an aura of calculated availability.
“Okay,” she breathed, not looking at him. “So. This is the… research part.” She forced a laugh that sounded painfully brittle. “God, this is so much more terrifying than a press junket.”

David took off his suit jacket and draped it over a chair, moving slowly, giving her space. “It doesn’t have to be terrifying,” he said, his voice calm and neutral. “It’s just us. No cameras. No crew. Just figuring out what feels right for the character.”

She nodded, swallowing hard. “Right. The character. She’s… confident here. In her element. She knows she’s good at this.” She finally looked at him, her eyes wide. “I’m supposed to… initiate. And say things. Dirty things. While we… you know.”

“Then let’s start simple,” David said, walking towards her but stopping a few feet away. “You don’t have to say a word you don’t mean. Tell me what she would do next.”

Emma took a deep, shaky breath. She set her clutch down on a side table. Then, with visible effort, she reached behind her back and found the zipper of her dress. She pulled it down slowly. The emerald silk sighed as it pooled at her feet, leaving her standing in only a matching set of delicate lace underwear and her heels. Her body was slim, elegant, pale in the dim light. She was trembling slightly.

>>219168500
more of a shit arse kind of guy myself

enjoying a loaf of free pornography thanks to the gentleman who recommended simpcity earlier

>>219168440
Most of the mentions were political newsletters Epstein received running stories about him then a couple of emails discussing Brexit with people
That's literally it

off to dentistoil in 40 minutes. filling and a clean.

>>219168509
she has a partner already, that's why this revelation is so juicy and I really wish I could have kept it to myself

there's a guy getting stung in the head repeatedly by bees on purpose to restore his hair and it's actually working
there's light at the end of the tunnel

>>219168541
>she has a partner already
And?

>>219168549
hairlets have a million options but what about my willy what can they do with that

>>219168541
That sucks

jestermaxxing

>>219168549
Some middle aged man burned his scalp in his fireplace and regrew his hair

That kiss seemed to break a dam. The awkwardness began to dissolve in the heat of genuine physical contact. He led her to the bed, laying her back against the pillows with a reverence that made her feel precious, not purchased. He removed the rest of their clothes with slow, deliberate care, his hands worshipful on her skin.

When he finally settled between her thighs, she was wet—nerves and arousal intertwining. He entered her with exquisite slowness, his eyes locked on hers. She gasped, her back arching off the bed, not in performance, but in real sensation.

“Oh… fuck,” she breathed, the profanity sounding shocking and real in her mouth.

“That’s it,” David encouraged, beginning a slow, deep rhythm. “Tell me.”

“It’s… you feel so big,” she managed, her hips tentatively rising to meet his thrusts. “So deep. Don’t stop… please, don’t stop.” The dirty talk was basic, halting, but it was hers, fueled by the pleasure he was coaxing from her body. Her expressions shifted from focused concentration to dazed bliss to something raw and open. Her moans lost their self-conscious edge, becoming throaty, involuntary sounds that filled the quiet room.

What had begun as a clinical exercise in method acting was transforming into something else entirely. The barrier between Emma Watson and her character blurred, then vanished. This wasn't practice anymore. This was feeling. The intensity of it shone in her eyes—surprise, vulnerability, and a gathering, overwhelming pleasure.

>>219168520
initially you're like "oh shit free onlyfans content this is great" but you'll quickly realise the site is mostly dead and is mostly just begging

>>219168566
have you tried using bees?

zanymaxxing

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>"oh shit free onlyfans content this is great"

>>219168555
they've been happily together for 4 years, I would have to be pure evil to want to destroy that

>>219168590
what are you laughing at

>>219168614
he's just having a little kek to himself

>>219168613
haha bants

Who the fuck is David?

>>219168640
bloke who just shagged emma watson

can’t wait for the reaction when trudeau’s bull pumps a black baby into katy perry

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>BREAKING: It has been revealed that Keir Starmer reportedly told his MP's: “Back me or I will call a general election, and you’re ALL finished!”

>He allegedly warned them "Try a Rayner coup and it'll force a snap election – you will ALL lose your seats!"

How are we feeling Starmtroopers?

>>219168671
Trudeau is the one getting pumped

i think it's great that women want to make porn of themselves. of course, I'm not going to pay for it but still

>>219168701
nah he’s fucked it

>>219168701
Honestly if this is true it's the most based thing I've ever read

Leftypol gushing out of his gashwound over how "chad" the Afghan child raping migrant looks in his mugshot

>>219168742
Seek help

>>219168701
Based if true

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>“You cannot resist me. I am inevitable. Turn the Cotswolds into a solar farm and concrete over Kent and turn it into a council estate. High speed rail between every northern city.”

>>219168778
>High speed rail between every northern city
wtf i love red ed now?

>>219168789
Its over 10mins faster!

I really don't get why the escort used the Smiling Face with Hearts emoji before her latest meeting with me when at the end of our last meeting she seemed cold.

Was she annoyed because I couldn't stay hard during intercourse?

have almost run out of firewood and nobody sells it dry except for one guy who jacked up the price fuck me

>>219168778
Ed the type to watch the Matrix and see the human battery farms and think ‘corrr we need to do this in real life’

I really don't get why the escort fiction poster tries to bait while repeatedly failing

>>219168841
need someone to keep you warm?

>>219168845
He is Chinese and bound to a wheelchair

>>219168845
he got you to respond so he's not exactly failing is he

>>219168701
I hope this is true

got tooth ache :(

>>219168845
Plenty of mongs respond to him and others (such as you) react to him. You should stop that

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Evil country

>>219168867
>>219168904
i didnt respond to him

>>219168909
Trumptards are significantly mentally ill

>Starmer admits we live in a urine nation
Oh my days

Don't really like soaps but I used to sometimes watch Hollyoaks after The Simpsons because Jorgie Porter was mega peng
Wish she got her nipples out

>>219168909
Bitch looks like Skrillex

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>>219168928

>>219168932
lol

>>219168909
TDS is hereditary?

>>219168920
used to watch eastenders with me mum during the bradley/Stacey era

>>219168909
Anglos are mentally ill, no other way to put it

>>219168909
kek based dad

>>219168954
Used to fancy that gothy one from Eastenders when I was a young lad
Bradley's sister

>>219168947
thank you always wondering what some jew thinks of other jews in his jew country especially considering ive never met a jew in my life

>>219168973
Found out that jury trials are an exclusively anglosaxon thing recently. Bizarre

>>219168990
I knew a guy that was a jew. Had no idea he was until I made a joke about the holocaust and he didn't find it funny

>>219169002
bit racist that innit

i've always felt like a top shagger doesn't mean it's true

>>219169002
Do you think he shags her up the bum?

>>219169002
If you read the rest of the interview the next bit she says 'dont make that the headline!' And says not to make a big deal out of it. Gays are so disingenuous.

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I will raise my future children without screens.

Charlie Veitch got arrested lmao

suite potato chips

>>219169029
She doesnt get to dictate the news

>>219169039
Buy an ad

>>219168909
Literally everyone involved in this story is British though

>>219169039
hope he gets executed and you swing next to him you annoying little neek

>>219169035
well that's zoomers done

>>219169039
Spartan kicking is illegal

>>219169035
I thought generations were just made up nonsense by Jews to sell things? Also trust the science

>>219169052
For what? GMP?

>>219169083
For your eceleb cancer

Thames Valley Police vs Greater Manchester Police?

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>>219168152
gane had his finger half up inside his eye socket you muppet

>>219169134
um

remember on the nintendo DS when you would get streetpass or whatever it was called

>>219169134
Eddie Icarus
Flying too close to your son

something great is coming my way
i just know it

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Okay this shit is getting out of hand

>>219169165
SCRWAMING

right so what’s /r9k/ really about then? don’t see the point entirely of it

Might go on holiday to Zanzibar

>>219168338
>>219168363
my guess is it's been compromised and is now a honeypot (if it was ever not one) and they're trying to get users to link themselves financially

is it actually possible to increase your metabolism?

>>219169342
Get some muscles on your frame

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fresh cvp bowl

Rorke just vented in #main again :\

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Sir Carol Vordeman

>>219169447
Too big

>>219168338
whats that

>>219169130
So what things can look a lot worse in when you take one picture? The first doctor he saw laughed in his face when he saw Tom trying to make out it was worse than what he’d said.
He’s just gone and got LASIK now and he’s calling it “surgery”

>>219169447
Why does she larp as welsh

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>>219169079
>I thought generations were just made up nonsense by Jews
They are – primarily to drive a wedge between family members so that each individual becomes atomised
Pretty sneaky, huh? Well, Jews are kinda well known for their sneakiness. And of course the goyim cattle fell for it

he posted the rabbit story again

a rabbit

rorke getting vented out the airlock

>>219169502
Since when could rabbits talk

he's using chatgpt to write his two line 4chan posts

can you lad (singular) believe a rabbit would say all of that

>>219169548
No I'm not faggot

>The Reverend Mike Hall returned to his property in Luton in 2021, after working away in Wales, to find his name was no longer on the title deed held by the Land Registry.
>The defendants deny two counts of conspiracy relating to both properties:
>Romi Anwar, 47, of Beverley Crescent, Bedford
>Khurrum Riaz, 45, of Honey Hill Road, Bedford
If the land registry office has a different name then it belongs to whoever is on the ir list. Genuinely mental

just heard from my brother that a UFO has crashed near El Paso airport and that’s why they have shut down the airport near by so they can clean the scene without anyone in a plane seeing it from above

my pet rabbit died the other day

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>>219169540
Don't take my word for it
From the horse's mouth

>Authorities say they know the attacker's identity but have not revealed their name and gender - earlier, a shelter-in-place alert described the suspect as a "female in a dress with brown hair"
9killed 25 injured

a very traditional life

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>>219169668
For me its Baal hammon

Person with a dark complexion

eating penguin flipper dippers

>>219169662
since when could horse's talk

that's AI

>>219169701
Thought this was 100% ai but st the end she looked very human and now im confused

often chuckle to myself at how naive the average person is

>>219169701
bet lezzers go mental over webms like this

He is literally an automaton only programmed to post about Jews and black cocks lmfao

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Prince Andrew sent this, we need to abolish the monarchy this is insane.

>>219169770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwYqVZ93bkU

>>219169776
between WHAT?

>>219169776
6 7

>>219169776
not a prince is he?

>>219169776
oh my…

>>219169807
He was when he sent that you div

>>219169847
Bill Clinton was mates with him. Abolish the presidency

>>219169776
67

poo gay sex screm

why do jfs insist on calling them "british roses"
its FUCKING english rose
not british rose you fucking imbeciles
ENGLISH
ROSE

>>219169899
This. this right here.

>>219169912
rattled

>>219169921
rattled by jf mongery aye

haven't had a poo yet today

fat thursday tomorrow remember to eat plenty of doughnuts.

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>>219165327
Britshitters

>>219169776
Can someone translate this

>>219170035
Isle of man shall rise again

>>219170017
imagine seething this hard for no reason

cunn

friend whos never been on 4chan told me im built for bbc what the fuck is going on

Always the most divvy of people who immediately call other people divs

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it's well-endowed wednesday

why is /brit/ so slow

big boobs repulse me

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>>219170146

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Is Samara Weaving the most beautiful Brit ever?

>>219170165
having nunavit i suppose

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klarc klarcson

wanking my little gay penis to some oeng gay porn

>>219170146
cronem's pov

>>219170017
:|

mi look

>>219170146
wtf employed woman looks like that?

peter louis chris meg stewie brian

spongebob, spongebob
patrick, patrick
sandy, sandy
mister krabs, mister krabs

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https://vocaroo.com/1aaawzAm8m1O

spongebob big boy pants okay

>>219170210
What's your girlfriend doing right now?

I'm sorry? You're sitting in a room full of stale air and PM2.5's eroding away your lungs when for £74.99 you could be buying a Coway Airmega 50 that cleans THIRTY square feet of air in just 15 minutes

sleep schedule has been fucked up and im now dealing with the consequences (having to use /brit/ beyond 11pm)

>>219170396
peak yank, jf and schizo hours

grim

>>219170354
It gone 3pm it a murkage of cvp
very thick and gloopy dere was serious backup

raining outside

I myself am inside, where it remains dry

>>219170390
>coway
More like conway

new drone psyop just dropped

>>219170390
*opens a window*
problem solved

>>219170411
they're all so terrible

nylon skirt short no dada answer

>>219170491
sent that freak flying

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your thoughts rorke?

>>219170491
Enjoy your mould, PM2.5, PM10, allergens and Co2

Harry Potter and the Crock of Shit
Harry Potter and the Mitten of Wool
Harry Potter and the Forest of Embarrassment
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing

Sir Sex Offender

>>219170433
was just outside myself now back inside

>>219170550
safe now, dry and warm

amazing just how ugly the average person is

ktim

>>219170562
not me im handsome and high iq but unfortunately im also smelly and autistic

so was it a tranny what killed all those people in Canada

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right, that's me off to yankistan

>>219170598
It was a gun person in a dress, get it right

reading the lonely planet guide to my smelly arsehole

>>219170598
tranny is quite derogatory isn't it? it was a biologically male woman

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>>219170630
>tranny is quite derogatory isn't it?

>>219170614
I’m surprised they’ve left it this long. I’ve noticed a lot of lefty yanks have moved to London in the past couple of years

>>219170614
You never left though

>>219170523
Dont know who these people are

you know I could really do with winning the lottery

Another mass murder committed by women
Its always women!

>>219170614
Unironically would go

dentistoil done. fucking awful as per

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how the fuck do you solve this shit???

>>219170614
migrate to oppose migration

>>219170769
it's the easiest one

>>219170562
ktim

im such a fat smelly mong

>>219170808
my thoughts just manifesting themselves as posts now

just scranned a pot noodle.
not bad

>>219170835
No you didn't, be quiet

Boring post not worth making

Cleaner has just been to clean my hovel

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>>219170855

>>219170913
>>219170913
>>219170913

>>219170895
how much they charge for that then? and what do they do exactly? Cant imagine them washing your pots