london tube edition
mhmm
most accurate account of life in iceland:>>219174688
40% wealth increase in just 11 months, only with RBRS
The Lord Jesus Christ
do NOT look back in anger
gettin a gape on
canmong btfo sscreaming
>>219174769We can use this one, lads.But only because I'd love to rape this foid then push her in front of a train while enjoying her screaming as she is about to get hitI'm a funny lad like that
i'm looking back in anger
>>219174799I dont think he would have worn white robes
Increase the Volume of your Poo in six months just by following these Ten simple Steps.
What's the difference between a woman calling a man "handsome" vs "sexy"?
ah yes 40% wealth increase in your meme stock you aren't allowed to withdraw money from the cash point either yes hmm
The boy who went on a school stabbing spree yesterday shouted allahau akbar. The police are saying they’re keeping an open mind as to the motive lol
>>219174780i used to watch a few livecams in reykjavik on youtube. one of the cameras was next to a lake or pond
>>219174842reasonably attractive betabux vs chad
it finally happenedyoutube search suggested united strand first instead of united stand
>>219174842handsome means they're just trying to be nice to you but don't find you attractive
>>219174822dont look back in anger
>>219174842you invented the language, shouldn't you know?
>>219174873that's obviously based on your viewing history
any of you been to Shrewsbury?
>>219174898
Reckon they need to make a Canadian version of adolescence and show it in their schools. Would stop the shootings
Mods we need assistance
This is the Reykjavik livecam I always used to watch. Where in the city is this location?
>>219174890I thought the black one was called Nubia, regardless sex sex sex
>>219174904sonya my love
>>219174904Those look like children mate. I’d delete it lest someone accuse you of noncery
>>219174929the employed woman
>>219174879you know what, you're right.
>>219174903Yeah
>>219174929the amazing atheist
on the german flag today is he
>>219174976omds
What do you think of fairisle sweater vests? Kop or not?
>>219174992
>>219174958not the sonya i'd have chosen tbqh
>>219174992Kek is this real?
>>219174992sc
>>219174842good looking woman vs hot woman. but for men
>>219175051>loneliest>has sexyou cannot suffer as a sheep
Juno laying in bed on her fone
femcel sheep do not live the same live as chudcel rams
>>219174818Stand back from the edge.Saying that, I'd rape her as well, then recommend she put her shirt on to avoid such incidents in the future.
rorke eating white riceleftypol eating brown rice
>>219174980how was it? nice?
>>219175051it was the loneliest sheep in the universe
I dare you. One of you tell me that we don’t live in a URINE NATION.
>>219175075more like ewe cannot suffer! hahahahahahahhahahaha
Just fucking give up and become a US state.Import all the fast foods, watch the Superbowls
Remember lads, it's coming
>>219175051fakecel sheep
rorke eating white breadleftypol eating brown bread
>Watching youtube video >Guy says This Video>I immediately expected him to say some advertisement or company>He just says what the video is about I've watched so many sponsored youtube videos I've come to expect that an advert will play if I here the phrase "This video" I think it's time I watched less youtube, at least ones by massive channels with ads all over them
rorke putting mayonnaise on his chipsleftypol putting HP sauce on his chips
>>219175115cant wait for 2016mong to be proven wrong yet again
>>219174769is this true tube is stink and humid?
best gimmick of 2026 so far lads?
>>219175115when you understand ofcom is a department of women, a lot of their actions make sensei'm paying for these women to firmly ask an american company to stop letting people say mean things about the government
>>219175115How do they have your email address then
>>219175140>>219175119>>219175110>>219175075she was raped, you cunt
need to inject the wegovy
>>219175151RBRS
rorke drinking warm milkleftypol supping on a black coffee
what does a woman's wank smell like
>>219175149yeah my tube stinks
>>219175149yes and people openly use drugs
>>219174903You mean Chewsbury
You have no excuses. You know he shouldn’t be here
>>219175070I like a good looking woman. For me that would be say Elle Fanning or Emma Myers.Hot would be say Sydney Sweeney. She’s good looking but also overly sexy. Both are good but my mind goes straight to sex with Sydney, would happily go out with any of them
>>219175219eddie abbew fell off
Can't believe it's already Friday tomorrow
>>219175219i told you childrenthat crack is some baaaaad shit
never trust dem hoes yo
hung off my pullup bar for 17 seconds. best i culd do
you don't need to be gay to acknowledge that all women are spiritually ugly
identify as straight personallyhowever when watching straight porn often imagine i'm the woman sucking the lads knob or bending over to get my cheeks clapped
>>219175098Yeah there's some nice Tudor buildings and the castle has a good museum
>>219175168I control this website, I pull all the stringsNo seriously it's from the Twitter of the solicitor representing 4chan in this case, I forgot his name but it was sent to him and he just released it to the public immediately lol
>>219175257scream
>>219175149Yes, not so bad when you're above ground but when it's fully underground the stink really builds up
>>219175274The rabbit post! Do you have any more posts detailing Jewish tricks or just this one, mate?
rorke eating white chocolateleftypol eating dark chocolate
>>219174903Yes mate
>>219175248she got demon vibes about her
>>219175274Why he taking advice from bugs bunny tho?
thinking about the time david cameron talked to a tree
rorke wanking to blacked pornleftypol wanking to child porn
>>219175286holy based
rorke putting white sugar in his cakeleftypol putting brown sugar in his cake
>>219175316mad that he posted here
>>219175115Going to fine 4chan again are they? 4chan going to ignore it again are they?
thinking about the time iggle piggle talked to the pinky ponk
>>219175339a poo and a wank! yeah, i've had one of each today haha
rorke using light soy sauce in his stirfryleftypol using dark soy sauce in his stirfry
from the horse's mouth
>>219175219>>219175211why do countries like the us and the uk give so much freedom to people who behave like trash in public? i'm a libertarian, but i really hate people who violate public order the mostirl i often get into arguments with shitty people i encounter
>>219175337why is there no moniker for a centrist guy?
>>219175248she was definitely cheating on him
LooolReckon we’re in a simulation and the beings running it were all like “let’s have a tranny shoot up a school at a place called tumblr ridge and get the news reporting it as a gunperson in a dress”
fucking hell what a state this place is in tonight
men of the right timber
aldiperson in dress
so you bongs sit on an absurd amount of oil in the north sea. Reserves so big you could be energy independend, sell all the extra oil to fund you swtching complete to renewals and subsedies every single brit to get an EV car and you chose to... not do it because oil bad? is your government retarded?
that's what bluepilled me on rorkes, we had this gammon come to our thread and tell us a copypasta about a rabbit teaching a class
>>219175382>tumblr ridgeis it actually
>>219175370anarcho tyranny
>>219175404you drill for oil? here in united queendom, we don't do that
Think I'm gonna see the escort one more time then give up.I just don't think she likes me. I'm half tempted to just bail on her now but I have agreed to see her again on Sunday 22nd so I'll have to stick with it. But after that I won't message her to set up the next meeting as I've done before. If she asks me to set up another meeting, then I know she's interested in having me as a client. Otherwise, nah.She's said I'm handsome but how do I know she isn't lying? I thought she was smart but she's vapid and can't even spell pproperly. She's seen me 5 times but she seemed very cool with me when I left her place last Sunday.
lmao
i imagine you guys sound like hitc sevens
some toilfoid stood with her thigh lightly pressed against my arm whilst I was sat down earlier and it gave me a semi ffs shouldn't be this horny at 30
>A Manchester NHS Trust has advertised an 'exciting new job opportunity' for a close-relative marriage nurse - to help cousins who are having children together.>The ideal candidate is described as fluent in Urdu and someone who 'values diversity and difference'.Its all fine though isnt it? We're all fine
>>219175404Net zero commitments are more important mate
>>219175430
>>219175412…no
>>219175447why are jeets/pakis like this?
>>219175430literally the only reason why trump does anything
>>219175433after a fit teenage girl got off a tram recently i sat on her seat and knowing that was her arse heat i was feeling i was rock solid the next 5 minutes
rorke working a white-collar jobleftypol going to a black-tie event
>>219175447
>>219175447genuinely insane how leftypol wants the country filled with these mutants
>>219175481:/
>>219175404dunno mate they never ask my opinion on anything
rorke drinking a pale aleleftypol drinking a dark fruits cider
>>219175481kek you're easily pleased aren't you?
mong went to a brass and managed to put himself in a mental nightmare. Sad little maggot life.Kafkaesque really
>>219175382Don’t know whether to laugh or cry
>>219175447Got an URL I can check out there, lad?
Have you thanked a member of the military for their service today?
The God Emperor of Mankind
>>219175447So you'd rather they received suboptimal healthcare? You'd like to put children at risk simply because you want our world-beating NHS to ignore the issue?
>>219175546www.giantblacknobs.com
>>219175552sir keir starmer
>>219175447would you prefer it if they had children with white people, rorke?
>>219175442i've been meaning to ask you, which is the best brand of ice cream and why?
>>219175552Looks like Sir Keir Starmer
>>>/adv/34239934>>>/adv/34239934>>>/adv/34239934NEW
>>219175575ed miliband heresy
>>219175546Google broken is it? Fuck off you fat brown spastic
>>219175447Does it really affect you?
>>219175289i absolutely hate some subway line in downtown seoul, which are so crowded with old peoplei live in the center of seoul, and thankfully, i don't ride the shittiest subway linesafter 10 pm the subways in south korea and japan are often filled with office workers who reek of alcohol, food, and stinky breath after company dinnersit's fucking hellish
rorke using white electrical tapeleftypol using black electrical tape
Charlie Veitch apparently got arrested for saying Hamas can get fuckedInsane if true
It's honestly depressing how some men are born with natural charisma/looks/big dick/confidence and effortlessly attract women while others of us are crippled with a lifetime of low self esteem.
>>219175602sent that freak flying
>>219175429What would you rate her intelligence and looks out of 10?
>>219175501they are all mentally ill retards that think they are smart
>>219175610the health of the nation affects us all
I also need erection advice lads.Tried Tadalafil but didn't really have an effect on me
they need to cut trump's willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vay5SgNPpk
>>219175546Irish redditors always want a source lol
>>219175625My mum once told me she and dad would always laugh at the looks girls would give me out in public, but I was completely oblivious.
Have you thanked a member of the Windrush generation for rebuilding Britain today?
rorke eating normal pastaleftypol eating wholegrain pasta(becoz its brown)
>mac allister over jones AGAIN
>>219175501I don't think leftypol wants to convert people to it, they just people that want it to be able to do it
>>219175648morning
rorke flying a red flag
>>219175648why are you gay
>>219175640have you tried putting it in a vagina
LiveLaughLove
>>219175569er, lad, knobs*, not nobs*>>219175602Bit racist there, lad.Canslad is actually a black person, you see.>>219175657To do a blog post on it, lad.
https://youtu.be/RV1wN5yxS1QSir Rosenior is speaking.
Through discipline and exercise I'll turn my plump, pale, rosy, pink, pudgy, skinnyfat body into a chiselled body of hardened grey stone. Huzzah!
educating myself
rorke eating green olivesleftypol eating black olives
/brit/ sends its full support to Sir Keir Starmer and New New Labour
>>219175682sup crodieread your dm earlier
>>219175675evening>>219175677?
>>219175625Remembering the thread a few weeks ago where everyone was posting their massive willards and I was just say there wondering how everyone but me has one
>>219174793What's that
>>219175592OH MY DAYS
>>219175703factcheck: false
rorke setting his phone to light modeleftypol setting his phone to dark mode
right well i'm going to read that thread to apply it to carlybender aren't i
heyheyheysheesh
>>219175694wtf is Raiden doing?
>>219175661What's your girlfriend doing right now?
>>219175710sounds a bit gay
>>21917571125% Rolls Royce 25% BAE Systems 25% Rheinmetall 25% Saab
>>219175707sup crodieyeh we gud x
Mental how badly I mindraped him
rorke eating vanilla ice creamleftypol eating chocolate ice cream
>>219175707What's your girlfriend doing right now?
sweetener is my 2nd favourite ari album :>
https://vocaroo.com/1aaawzAm8m1O
leftypol eating undercooked spat-in halal slop to own rorke
Baked potatoes for tea. Will have mine with cheese and pepperoni
>>219175658
sorry but I've never listened to Ariana because I'm not gay or a female
>>219175640can only get a full one if i have a toy or fingers in my arse
>>219175680If only it was that easy
rorke eating marshmallowsleftypol eating licorice
>>219175821scream x
>>219175404Sorry Hans, we are Edpilled
>>219175822What's your girlfriend doing right now?
>>219175816I don't want to do any gay stuff I just want a rock hard penile
reckon bradley cooper is gay and in love with john bishop
>>219175787got two shriveled potatoes and a sausage between your legs also
>>219175630Intelligence: 5/10. She thinks she's smart because she went to university and likes reading Sylvia Plath (classic female nutcase) but I've challenged her on basic classical literature and she said she only started reading a few years ago. Also has loads of spelling mistakes on her profile and says she binge watches TV.Looks: 7/10. She's naturally pretty. I can't deny that. But her looks are fading and she's getting a bit of a stomach. Also her pussy has a weird taste. The other escorts I've seen taste way better.I know exactly the type of woman she is. She said she was shy in school and I can guarantee she realised the value of her looks in uni and turned into a complete whore. Impulsive and short sighted. Now she lives her life as a prostitute which she's done for about 6 years or so. Would love to know what she thinks she'll do for a living when she retires, or if she plans to do it for life.
check out "eternal sunshine deluxe: brighter days ahead"
>It's true. Celts, Romans, Saxons, Normans... an island full of immigrants!>Those pesky Romans, Vikings, Normans, Saxons.... We're a nation of immigrants, always have been.>So 15% of the population colonized 85%. They are bloody good, then. Well done!>Don’t loads of immigrants play for man utd? Many of which have contributed to them being high up in the table>I'm sure the massive sikh and immigrant community that support Man United will love this>Imagine those immigrants didn’t come over here and have kids that would eventually play for united the club you partially own lol
Winner of the born yesterday award:>>219175429
>>219175782air-to-surface clartenings taking place xx
>>219175787Do you pretend the potatoes are your balls when you stab th em with a fork and scream out 'I'm a woman, a real woman with no man balls'?
>>219175893What's your girlfriend doing right now?
rorke guzzling a dandelion and burdock, can ofleftypol sipping kombucha
rorke fitting his car with white leather seatsleftypol fitting his car with black leather seats(really running out of ideas here guys, please help)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYr1br2Ee4
>>219175554I'd like my taxes not to encourage and enable this absolute farce and strain our already strained resources.
>>219175911corr i love D&B (dandelion and burdock)
>>219175870>>I'm sure the massive sikh and immigrant community that support Man United will love thisthey unironically will
>>219175860Have you asked her that? You should spend more time talking to this woman next time, if you’re able to at the end of your session. I’ve become really close to many working girls and even dated a couple, sometimes they’re a bit aloof as a kind of way of protecting themselves emotionally from punters like us. Most of them don’t treat them as well as we do.
>>219175934why did you ignore me when I asked why you were gay
can never forgive ariana grande for bombing all those kids
>>219175938why are you replying to that dog shit bait?
Im going insane
I can get my penissular hard but it goes away way too early and doesn't last. If my mind drifts away from 100% arousal then my penissular softens and I can't get it back properly
rorke doing a bag and having 10 pints down the localdeano having a couple of garys at parkliferasheed smoking stardawg in a stolen golf r in bradistanleftypol going for a guided mushroom ceremony with guru Haremuna (real name Steve) who gets leftypol's gf to stay behind for an hour after for some private meditation
>>219175870leftypol is going mental over thisthat said why WOULD you buy a wogball team if you dont like immigrants
>>219175952sex arse
the fact that he said this 37 TIMES and someone only made the joke after that long really says something as to the intellect of britposterscome on, it wss staring you in the face
>>219175958Why?
how can women argue that actresses get treated unfairly when they age out when laura dern is ugly to mid yet still in every movie
young cronem on the comeup dada calling katyshe boutta hang upcvp flow rate boutta shoot upgherkin card expiredpack your stuff upyou aint uninitiatedyou a clart upchiefing tookagon clear my mind updont need no jobbut we way uptimmy mad as hellwhat he gon do thobus 25it gon pull upkaties all hypedyeah dey gon turn upall praise to jahstay prayed up
>>219175954He said he had one earlier today
>>219174769Is London as safe as Boston or is it saferM
>>219175963?i'm not
>>219175752Ah I see, nice goingI bought RR at 80p a share and sold at £1.10 haha
>>219175972eject it with saline orbs
>>219175954dollymong hallucinating new lore
rorke sucking rainbow sherbet out of a tube and sliding on his kneesleftypol criss-crossing his knees and clapping his hands
>>219175870>So 15% of the population colonized 85%. They are bloody good, then. Well done!The Normans did with less than 5% of the population
Rorke doing something cool and basedMeanwhile, you lads know what Leftypol is doing? Something shite and gay
>>219176003foy
>>219176009What's your girlfriend doing right now?
ngl primary school nigas cooked with "specky 4 eyes"
>>219176026brits were less than 0.1% of the raj
>>219175997That was me replying for heathermong, glad to see I triggered an OCD episode in you
>>219175934thought you were all about carly gay japseye
rorke eating whitefishleftypol eating black speckled ham
what do gays think of women? do they still treat and think of them as a distinctly seperate people or just dont care
Hi allLocking this thread. We are a sporting community from all over the world. A mix of nationalities, creeds, genders and sexual orientations.This post has the potential to get brigaded by people sharing Jim's views of immigrants and the working class. So in order to protect the community we are locking this.
always has been
Rorke trying to hoist a St George's Cross on a flagpole but accidentally getting his pants hooked instead, revealing white boxer shorts with red hearts as he's suspended in mid-air
might apply to become a reform MP for a laugh
Gylfi Þór Sigurðsson
>>>>>>Migrate, lads
>>219175990don't know who that is but I bet she got her tits out
>>219176069you know how santa's elves are depicted as little people but there's 1 or 2 fully grown ones who are in charge?
>>219176018shup up mate
feeling depressed
>>219176083hahaha
leftypol offering to babysit his nephew and niece
>>219176091Doubt you'd pass the IQ test
>>219176120Consider sex
it's always "might do this, might do that" in here. how about actually doing it nigga?
>>219176101she has literally never
>>219176131um :)?
>>219176107LMFAO HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEADI know a few gays and they just have giant circles of female friends whose emotions they micromanage and manipulate for their own gain then chat about behind their backs with other women/other gays/me for some reason
>>219175954Right but there’s nothing wrong with that
>>219176125No IQ test for deform
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Girlfriend%20right%20now%20/country/Ca/screaming if you know what buttons to press with dtfic you program him to go on these ocd meltdowns at will
>>219176083*salutes the new flag*
>>219176144crikey
>>219175970Curious about this worse massacre 30years ago. 1996? Isnt that the year of columbine
Proposing to gfberg this weekend lads, weirdly not bricking it
pretty sure everyone at work thinks I'm an autistic spackernot sure why I let it bother me thoughbeit
>[Deleted]What was it?
>>219176123kahtim
>>219176125yeah id probably score too high
rorke getting home from work, putting his feet in a bowl of hot water and saying ahh bliss
wanking to trannys
any sad gimps in
>>219176062Is that so?
>>219176172good luck mate
>>219176164singing like a fat man in the opera
>>219176174>requesting cp
>>219175870Leftypol clapping for billionaires again
funny reddit drama
>>219176183"I needed this"
>>219176137she got them out shitloads of times I'm seeing now that's how you secure a career the other slags need to step up their game
>>219176163It's funny how much you project onto your dollhouse characters
>>219176172dubs and you name your first baby paddy
True, you'd be in the 99th percentile
>>219176183leftypol staring at his feet and getting a stiffy
>>219174778>>219174778>>219174778
>>219175546https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15542941/Manchester-NHS-Trust-advertises-job-neonatal-nurse-help-families-practice-close-relative-marriage.html
right well
He wont go down easily
right need that down my throat
>>219176209Timmy’s “bwc”
The results are in
>>219176209get yourself a phimo ring
>>219176242What's your girlfriend doing right now?
>>219176242that is a genuine bwc thoughbeit
>>219176248browner arent they
>>219174769Propah fit bird that
Neuroscientist Jared Horvath said Generation Z--those born roughly between 1997 and 2012-is the first generation to underperform across every cognitive measure. “They underperformed on basically every cognitive measure, from basic attention, memory, literacy, numeracy, executive function and general IQ.”
>>219176321Ban the bloody phones
>>219176248Posted it again award (less than 2 hours ago edition) (nobody replied award)
Baited for that exact reply
>>219176321This is burned into my memory.