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>>219263012I’ve got a package for you right here
i'm trans and brown and that's okay
>>219263014The Wojak looks very Canadian.
>>219263040no it looks just like you, Pvt. Gomez.
What is the zoomer/millennial cut-off? I was born in 97 and I don’t even know what that makes me.
LMAO
>>219263061if you had your own smartphone in high school, you're a zoomer.
>>219263085That’s not a bad way to call it. I got my first smartphone in Grade 10.
I refused to get a smartphone in high school even though my mother wanted me to have one because I was disgusted by the vacuous niggercattle surrounding me and how they used theirs
How the fuck does Canada have zero gold medals? Winter sports are literally all you're good at
>>219263130Our best athletes are all in Hammer Toss now
>>219263130Training for the Olympics costs a lot of money. We're all in debt in this fucking country and everything is expensive ass fuck! No wonder.
>>219263036I just checked and the homeless shelter Hitler was staying in was financed by the Austrian Emperor Franz Joseph I.That Havard jew prof was probably lying, too.
and THOUGH they were sadthey rescued everyoneThey lifted up the sunA spoonful weighs a tongiiiiiving more then they hadThe process had begunA million came from oneThe limits now were nonebeeeeeeeing drunk on their plan, they lifted up the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
>>219263130Name one US American medalist whose parents are both born in the USA.
>>219263155Hitler probably got fucked in the ass when he was staying there. He always seemed very raped and gay to me.
Please pray for that little girl who was shot in Tumbler Ridge. She's currently at the BC Children's Hospital fighting for her life.
>>219263155Get his ass
>>219263155>was funded by donations and received substantial contributions from Jewish families, especially Baron Nathaniel RothschildRight there on wikipedia dude
what up
>>219263194Dick in your ass
corrjust profilgated internallyanudda poobergstein-under-naze in the packetpropa good diss wun hairfta to be indignatedthe mind doth take wun back to the insepid tidal dunes of great yarmouth, the ear og east angliadulcet swithens under pondrigate cascadesthe remains of the day innit
>>219263131chicken wings are based though, you have to specify fried chicken if you want people to know you're talking about blacks.
Canada was even first place of the medal table during their home games in Vancouver.>>219263175Very Jewish reply.>>219263188This is not mentioned on the German wiki article.
i always wonder about these parastic lobbyist scum types how you can even live being a parasite like thatthe first thing i'm doing when i inevitably rise to power is hanging all the lobbyists
>>219263177Fuck you for your sexist misogyny. Your hatred will no longer be tolerated!
>>219263188Wikipedia is unreliable
>>219263220The Vancouver Olympics were maximum kino for Canadian fans. So many memorable moments.
tis a teary'eyed sun indeedi conversed wiv him on parliament hill fields
'tricked into listening to another shitty album by /mu/' award
>>219263228Wow schizo
Today's breakfast is 4 eggs with hot sauce and oatmeal cooked with whole milk and some chopped dates
creampie!
>>219263260why do Brits wake up so early? Adrian Goldsworthy posts his videos at like 5 am Brit time.
>>219263220>This is not mentioned on the German wiki article.Dats weird
I can hear my chink neighbours talking loud as fuck from my bed
Fact: The German for “toilet” is “das poopenfarten”
>>219263275I've just always been an early riser. I like the silence and solitude of the early morning. But I'm American. I don't know about Brits in general
>>219263284knock on the door and ask for their eldest daughter.
>neighbours
A few years ago I found this really nice looking, black Hudson's Bay Vancouver Olympics 2010 jumper in a local thrift store. It was in brand new condition for $30. It was really svelte looking and the really cool thing was that it was Hudson's Bay Olympics 2010 in new condition. Of course I bought it. It must have cost over a hundred dollars retail back in 2010. I wear it to nice occasions like dates and stuff like that.
>>219263260True scotsmann eat their porridge with water instead of milk.
How about a Gangnam style execution
>>219263302No True Scotsman fallacy
>>219263309kek'd fairly hard at this for some reason
no true scotsman phallus-y
used to cook oats wiv water good allround staple works wiv bith savoury and sweetlike wheatwheat is both savoury and sweetbut people tend to fink oats is just sweetrice is both savoury and sweet but its just not so common people eat rice pudsing even though it wun of my fave deserts
>>219263297Fuck you faggot i'm an illiterate yokel what the fuck you got a problem or what you son of a bitch cocksucker grammar nazi
contemplating is pointless
>>219263352Niggas reinventing the wheelhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pottage
I'm trying to get into classical and everything I listen to just bores the crap out of me
Oats are a staple for meThey're more filling and nutritious than ramen and just as easy to cook
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a really good game my favourite I played this year.
>>219263404you said this already
>>219263260what is that like 1000 calories
>>219263404What have you listened to my /CUM/ friend?
>>219263428and I got no responses yesterday so I said it againfag
>>219263404Find the artists you like and connect with. Don't just look up random generic classical playlistsI like Chopin and some Beethoven
>>219263404I remember trying that back in the day, those sons of bitches knew how to put all their eggs into the chorus.
>>219263434Yeah, that seems right
>>219263443Also stuff like gregorian chants https://youtu.be/Pt61UhsYAPc
>>219263443a lot of wagner
>>219263404what you need to dois look for youtube videos of cute girls playing classical music... which is like 60% of classical content on youtubetjat should get you right into it
>>219263475Nice hat fren
>>219263484danke
where my WANGHAFs at
Drinking green tea.
>>219263505
my package should be here in 1 week and the wait is driving me insane
drinking milk
my fave is goldberg variationsalsopreludesshostakovictry chopin preludes performed yuja wangbach english suitetry alexandra dovganilyun burkev
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/-mIA1r2ZELU
tryhamlet gobashvillitryvaughn ralph williams
what do 'fart nigga' mean y'all
>>219263536*drags you back to kittingtonshire, /brit/*
>>219263548her collab with sharon is bretty good
>>219263523Only recognize the bottom left one no idea who the 2 others are
>>219263563brittany venti of course and james (((fishback))), a mexican jew that refuses to reveal his dna results after promising he would
back on the toilet having diarrhea
>>219263578wypipo moment
>>219263523>t. some mucky glip glop nonwhite thirdie
Corr I can feel a shit brewing fast
>>219263578What i do is I poop out the immediate emergency diarrhea then go to bed and hold it in all night so that it’ll start to solidify inside then you can poo slightly more solid stuff I also pack my undies with toilet paper like a faux diaper in case i let slip during my sleepIt’s a high risk high reward gambit
>>219263523Fuentes doesn't even have a recognizable phenotype, can't call him Indio and he has to be in the right lighting at the right angle to look white.
spent all day sleeping and shitting
Are sound bars worth it?
My asshole burns like chili con carney
>>219263597
>>219263594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pwJokKWajA
Just squeezed a massive log out of my anus. No wonder my guts hurt.
>>219263604i've noticed I shit and piss more often on days when I lay around in bed listening to youtube videos.
Libs pretending to be more racist than chuds to own chuds at their own game is not a development I anticipated
>>219263585I’m pure Anglo Saxon Jamestonian old stock, no one involved in wanghaf/groypers are White except the few wybois that get suckered into a third worldist chicano black-brown coalition movement
phwoarfink diss recent breadberg may be borderline instigating anudda shiddingtonstein-on-trentbreddy kafkaesque diss recent poodemic
wtf is wanghaf, sounds ChineaseOr is it an acronym? I tried looking it up but all the google results were something about rap
Tried solving a ‘choose the one that doesn’t have a pair’ captcha and a picture of me came up ???
Harry Potter is so mid. Why did Millennials like this?
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS YOU SICK FUCKS
>>219263646
>>219263656other fgts liked it and they just followed like sheep
>>219263660I'm shitting right now and there's nothing you can do to stop me >:^]
>>219263656we liked the books, I remember breezing through the first four of them and then the last few took me a couple of years to get through because they became so dense and less cinematic.
>you now remember they made a HALO live action TV series and it was a total fucking abomination of woke niggershit that has since been completely memoryholed and forever buried
>>219263622that's what gets me>you are a brown mexi-shit disgusting third worlder trash who will never be white! >anyways I want more of you people imc
>>219263404I like Wagnerhttps://youtu.be/SRmCEGHt-Qk
Welp...time to wipe.
I still remember reading goblet of fire while my dad drove me and my sister to my grandma's house for christmas one yearI miss my grandma
>>219263602>can’t call him IndioHe looks exactly like the Olmec head statues
>>219263691I wish I could read in the car. I get motion sickness and vomit and start screaming.
Brainded thread, i'm slicing my wrists now.
>>219263679typical of the modern Xbox brand, the worst crash and burn into a dumpster fire that the world has ever seen.
>>219263691at least you had a father
canadians be like"this suspension is giving me the horribles"
>>219263700Seems an overreaction
Saturday night blueshttps://youtu.be/ORL36OsbtDc?si=GmSa8vP6KBOKhERs
>>219263571James Fishback isn’t Jewish. The Fishback family name in his case is derived from an old stock German-American lineage that arrived in the 1700s. You can argue about whether Germans meet the standard of WASPs, but the more problematic part of his ancestry is that his mother is Colombian.
>>219263691Oh yeah? Well I never even had a grandma or grandpa you privileged fuck
it's all one big cosmic joke
>>219263708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ao6Mlc0Pbs
>>219263714No dumb American, not everyone with the same last name is from one pure uninterrupted family line. He’s brown.
>>219263643It’s a Fuentes wigger thing>White>Ass>Nigga>Going>Hard>As>Fuck
I do nothin but hit dingers and stack dubs
>>219263679The name is John.. John Halo
>>219263679I remember threads about it on /v/ and /tv/ but I never watched it
>>219263746We can get something going here
>>219263703>>219263716what are you people, aliens or something?
HALO LMAO NICK FUENTES XBOX 360 LOL
>>219263736What? His paternal lineage traces back to a specific German-American settler from the 1700s. I assume some people claim he’s Jewish because, when you look up his surname, it says it can be German or Ashkenazic, but it’s German in his case.
>>219263675phwoarpropa cute kittingtonshire diss wun
Why do mexicans speak spanish instead of their native aztec language? Every country should have their own language.
>>219263679kek i read wun of the booksdont remember shit bout it
>>219263754no. just humans who experienced an imperfect childhood
>>219263750Why is the Bible rated 3+; too much to handle for 2yos?
>>219263756Why would you know that? Did he show you that after you had gay anal sex? He’s a gay brown mexican jew and you fucked him knowing that?
>>219263767There are estimated to be about 1.7M speakers of Nahuatl in Mexico
Under the sea
>>219263754ignore what the other guy said i was born from parthenogenesis and ate my original for sustenance
Just got out the john. Got poop on my hands and I ended up washing my hands very thoroughly, twice.
>>219263775It’s easily searchable. Are you Latinx and angry that I pointed out his Colombian mother?
Mexicans much like zoo animals are great to observe at a distance. Trouble comes when the monkeys get out of their exhibits
>>219263784i came inside you
I remember when the meme on this bpard used to be that all leaf flags were Chinese, but now we get posts like this >>219263787reflecting the country's shifting demographics
>>219263798https://youtu.be/g5xJBKVGTGs
>>219263796I’m Anglo-Saxon, see here: >>219263627Are you perhaps upset that your latest Twitter daddy is a gay mexican jew just like the last?You’ve obviously gotten confused by a short reply chain so I don’t want to hurt your brain anymore, it’s time for me to sleep
>>219263802A Indian wouldn't wash they hands doe would dey
>>219263804Why are censored versions of songs always the first result on YouTube lolhttps://youtu.be/g5xJBKVGTGs
>>219263812hmmm must be 2nd or 3rd generation
>>219263809revolting
my penis is dripping semen, chat, anybody want a taste of it?
I want to say something racist, but all whitoids must die. There is no redeeming quality whatsoever about them and MAGA must all be gassed for the good of the planet.
>>219263811All I said is that he isn’t Jewish, but he is half-Latinx. I’m not American, so I’m not an American nationalist, and it’s not my problem that your nationalist movement is full of foreigners.
I wish a black girl would sit on my face and just fart
So bored of my rotten life nothing feels good anymore
>>219263824very based
>currently listeningHaven't listened to Angel Olsen in a hot minute. Suddenly I've got the urge tho. She's beautiful and oh so brilliant.
Is it viable to get citizenship in canada to take advantage of their free Healthcare?
>>219263820*raises hand*
I fart out of my dih
what are we gooning to for this lovely holiday
>>219263834He's trolling
>>219263872very well BUT BEWARE the cums get all crazy microscopically-speaking
>>219263837
>>219263879I usually masturbate to women with nice boobies
>>219263910
>>219263879this anon >>219263820
huwhitu piggu
>>219263941I haven't been to the beach in years, I didn't know people brought their phones there nowadays. do they just hold it the entire time?
Bros my chest keeps hurting like crazy, along with my arms but it comes and goes. I hope i'm not dying and it's just a sore muscle from coughing
>>219263964Isn’t that an old school digital camera
>>219264009vax status?
>>219264014I'm unvaxxed I have a really bad cold
>>219264011the coomer degenerate is clearly filming in portrait mode like a subhuman.
im bored
>>219264035I meant what’s strapped to her wrist, but fair enough
I am an anabolic monster
shit, almost forgot to do my duolingo again
HOW THE FUCK DID MY PHONE GET TO 1%, I HAVENT USED IT IN LIKE 4 HOURS
How do you approach a teenage boy at the gym as an adult man? I want to tell him he looks good and tell him how to get steroids
>>219264086
How do you *shits violently and fucking dies*
>>219264086wear a shirt that says "i like teenage boys" to signal positive intentions then corner him in the locker room and be firm with a strong handshake.
momberg completely replaced me with my sister we used to go out together every week now she avoids me
>>219264155
>>219264155my mom makes my sister go everywhere with her, even on basic 15 minute errands.
>>219264178she's worried you're going to molest sisterberg
I think my life would have been better if I had some siblings.
>>219264180no she's just hypersocial and always needs to be in a conversation.
sup bbgirls
penis touchy time hehei'm going to touch my peeeennnniiiiisssss :D
>>219264198X
>>219264209Is it supposed to be funny?
does anyone want to do spec ops missions with me in mw2?
check out my new sign I found
>>219264222
>>219264217do u also touch ur balls??
>>219264202cute lil fella
>>219264241Quirky lulz xD
>>219264202
/cum/mies its raining :)
>>219264245i never even thought of that :Ogonna try it >:)
>>219264241are they looking for jews in them tunnels?? i hear jews like living in tunnels
>>219264274they don't like it, they are forced to because of anti-semitism
No more. Time for bed.
>>219264285haha look at this loser going to bed at his gay little bed time.
I HATE women
>>219264282idk seems kinda doubtful them jews had a bunch of tunnels they just like living in tunnels ok saying otherwise is anti semitic alri
>>219264293absolutely done him
>>219264254>>219264263The cuttest, we saw one while we were hiking, they are super fast, he stopped for a second to look at us and bolted. He was pure white like that even the tail.
>>219264295
Is this true
>>219264313Is it a stoat? I’m not even sure.
>>219264298if you and your community were subject to random acts of violence from uncivilized beasts when stepping outside, you would also resort to dwelling underground, if you had any brains
>>219264359Stoat is a type of weasel I think. Stoats are the middle sized ones, weasels are a bit smaller and and ferret is the biggest - they are all from the same family.
>>219264405
>>219264421kek
The hockey thread on /sp/ had five leaf flags in a row
You bore me, I shall retire to my bedchamber
This is not refutable.
ayyo this nerd reading books
>>219264521that men will indeed accept women who have already been deflowered? i think that's pretty obvious
>>219263863massive lezzer tooshut up and kiss me corr
>>219264359>>219264405the ones here are White Ermines
>>219264521Its not so much gross to me as it is depressing to think that the intimacy I share with a woman will be something she already has known with someone else. It won't be truly special, she'll be comparing me to other men, and statistics show this is a major cause of divorce
or is it shut up and hold me tightpropa mindnbogglin dissmemories gone
brekkieberg inundated[redacted] imbrugesiatedpooberg?indocilibriatedcorr>>219264202phwoar good kittingtonshire diss
>>219264564Stealth sniper, I think one of those ate my friends chickens or it might have been a fox.
time to refilter bongistan I see.
should i redownload war thunder?
>>219264579sherloid bai sherloid
>>219264594possibly so, a chicken might be kinda big for him
corr just runted that wee skets fat cunt dinnae ah dinnae kenphwoar
>>219264607corr would absolute slobodan milosevic on her fannoid>>219264594phwoar aint heard that title in a whilegood game
>>219264589ahh, MUCH better
>>219264619>corr just runted that wee skets fat cunt dinnae ah dinnae ken>phwoar>>219264630>>>219264607 #>corr would absolute slobodan milosevic on her fannoid>>>219264594 #>phwoar aint heard that title in a while>good gameTHIS HAS BEEN YOUR BONGPOST SUMMARY FOR EVERYONE WHO HAS BLOCKED BONGISTAN FLAGS
>>219264564That’s so cool. It’s like he’s swimming under the surface of the snow like he’s diving underwater.
goodnight
for me?badgers propa big arsed they areyou dont expect it till youre head on wiv wunlike a mini bearrelated to wolverines innitso deadly desueven foxes been getting braver recentlyhuge population explosion in urban areasthey are no longer afraid of humans
I would like to inform all bongistan post blockers that a bongfriend has once again posted. His post follows thusly:for me?badgerspropa big arsed they areyou dont expect it till youre head on wiv wunlike a mini bearrelated to wolverines innitso deadly desueven foxes been getting braver recentlyhuge population explosion in urban areasthey are no longer afraid of humans
zoomers in youtube comments make a lot of unnecessary sexual references.
>>219264743cause they NOT FUCKIN
Changed my name to Ralph Crudd
>>219264747We love our RealThomas777 don’t we folks
I wonder what the demographics of guys who follow Pearl David are, I can't imagine it's white
>>219264570Truthke
>>219264800whos pearl david
>>219264852Some Jewish faggot with a pearl earring
>>219264775all the zoomer sadies do be flirtin
this bitch be jackin off retards lmao
>>219264923doing the lords work
We need to trust Trump.
>>219264570Especially when they view the past with rose tinted glasses
>>219264923>Disabled people >Not disabled men Does this imply she rubs clits?
>>219264960probably so, them libshits sure are wacky!
I read the article. She said the service is available to female disabled people but they rarely ask for it.
>>219264545It's pointing out hypocrites.
Sometimes you just gotta watch your gf fuck a black guy
apparently this was the first post I ever made on my 1st reddit account
>>219265077I tried to post one time on reddit on the r/4chan page but I couldn't because I need 25 karma or something, I don't get it. Fuck that site.
sober two weeks. the nightmares are mostly gone but the dread remains and i cant think clearly. guess theres just no winning
>>219265182Sober from what? Alcohol? It's gonna get better fren.
jason removed all his friends on malhe's binge reading yuri
>>219265047A non-hypocrite is a very rare thing
>>219265203yeah alcohol. i feel like my brain is in a perpetual fog. i keep forgetting why i went in a room and the other day it took a solid three minutes to find the salt shaker even though it was right in front of me. this doesnt really feel like an improvement desu. shit sucks
>>219265182I love when I have fucked up dreams
>>219265251How much were you drinking? I felt like that for a while when I stopped doing drugs, it's gonna get better I promise but alcohol is different.
>>219265233you're a terrible friend go suck his dick, faggit
i dont see jason posting here anymore whats up with that
>>219265280a handle of $14 plastic bottle vodka over a period of 3-5 days with a couple days of refractory in between. flushing a whole week at a time. they make a 100 proof version too and why pay for less
>>219265472in russia vodka drinks you
Why are you all so GAY?
>>219265496its product of maryland
>>219265517does it taste different than vodka from russia
>>219265512cuzz u hab big benis
>>219265540not really. its more difficult to drink at first than smirnoff or russian standard but in the end the result is the same.
>>219265590do you think you could beat a russian in a vodka drinking contest
>>219265605if the contest is volume based and not dependent on being functional after maybe
>>219265590>or russian standaroh shit you are a legit drinker.that stuff is good though best vodka for the price simple as
my neovagina hurts and my breast implants feel so uncomfortable
>>219265814bridge time
>>219265472I see, do you have terrible withdrawals? For how long has this been going on? I think after a week or two you will start to feel better, hang in there.
>>219265952will you jump with me sis?
>>219266020nah bro I'll cheer you on though
>my neovagina hurts and my breast implants feel so uncomfortable
>>219266072ngl i probably would
>>219266072sometimes I go and read through these subreddits and then get real sad
>>219266109then you'd be that weird guy in one of the gremlins movies who gets killed by the cross-dressing gremlin
>>219266160you are curious about your gender?
>>219265995i dont even get real hangovers, just out of it for a day after. kind of like im feeling now desu. about fifteen years
>>219266304>about fifteen yearsHoly moly, wouldn't that be a problem to stop cold turkey? Have you spoken to a doctor or something?>>219266267Not at all, just want to see what's going on in these people's lives, it's not good.
Need a bih on my dih
>>219266356You need to make the new thread
>530am>already did me stretches>on second covfefeyeah I'm thinking it's minecraft time
>>219266166i already am that weird guy!
>>219266711>>219266711N
>>219266580it's 3:48am and I hvaen't been to sleep yet
