Jurassic Park edition
>Britain HATES James Corden>Britain LOVES Gavin & Staceyexplain that one RORKE
At the pub
Kill a robin or a wran, never prosper boy or man.
need a girl to fart on my willy
>>219274145sam smiths pub is it
>>219274170girls don't fartyou'd know that if you weren't such a virgin
Harry Belafonte just caught me pilfering
No one who puts his hand to the plough and looks back is fit for the Kingdom of God.
>>219274192Is he doing 67 or 62
right well thats the tv remote dropped on my tomato seedlings
huey's too black sounding for me
This guy's channel is the best. Really puts me in touch with our ancestors.
Good win for the celtic
>>219274227that's why i listen to holland oates
At the parents for Sunday dinner and my sister has been gloating all afternoon about this shitty little watch her boyfriend got her for valentine's day. It isn't even nice (he works in a shop) and she knows I know about watches. Probably goading me to speak up because she wants an argument
>>219274268ever sniff her knickers?
"He for our saik that sufferit to be slane, / And lyk a lamb in sacrifice wes dicht."
quick retard check is to ask people what they would do to solve the housing crisisinterestingly the ones with the strongest most confident answers are also the most incorrect
>>219274268can't you just let her be happy?
You receive £10bn tomorrow, what do you do with it?
>>219274268>It isn't even nice (he works in a shop)you sound like a muppet mate she's done you
laptop's started randomly powering off when it's struggling with something. might be time to put the old girl out to pasture. hate changing laptops.
>>219274315stop importing millions of brown vermin might help
Don't get why Nintendo don't put all their old games on Nintendo classics
>randomly powering off when it's struggling with something.ktim
>>2192743361. Buy nice house2. Invest rest3. Invest in fitness stuff so I can be rich AND sexy4. Acquire gf and pump children into her (without revealing my wealth of course)reckon I'd have to quit the job with that much desu would feel like actual chicken feed in comparisonNot with £1m though. After house purchase my life would be pretty much the same desu.
>>219274315Begin with your family.
>>219274347try cleaning out the fans?
>>219274336big holiday with all me m8s
>>219274336fly in pornstars from around the world and have a massive cocaine orgy then donate the rest to save the country from the evils of immigrants and israel
Neither terrorism nor occultism have ever impacted history in any constructive way.
told myself I'd go to an AA meeting but talking myself out of it yet again aha
"He who for our sake suffered to be slain,And like a lamb in sacrifice was prepared,Is like a lion risen up again,And like a giant has stretched himself on high."
Hate how retarded and weak Europe has become Everything Rubio said the other night was 100% correct but all you hear is retards coping about we aren't killing ourselves
>>219274336cocaine and help family with everything
>>219274336big chinky
>>219274391congratulations on being the most boring person on the planet
>>219274320She can be happy but she is trying to brag about this nasty little watch while trying to start an argument at the same time. He is here too and looking all smug like it's some special piece. Parents think it looks lovely and 'very classy' of course. Not once have they said the same about mine
wish i had a sugar daddy
>>219274336move to some povo country and live like a hedonistic emperor
>>219274423Try my solution to alcoholism: every time you feel like drinking alcohol simply dont
>>219274420The killing of arch duke Franz Ferdinand was an act of terrorism
>>219274391Fell asleep halfway through this. Think you could get rich curing insomnia with these kind of stories.
the protogf's nickname at work is "pinky". can't be a good thing.
>>219274404will give it a bash. haven't tried anything beyond a general cleanup of shite on it. just assumed it had started going a bit senile like old lappies can do.
nth for the holodem
plus sized mature twink coming over later for some chemsex bumfun
>>219274464you don't understand I have to drink alcohol to survive
>>219274464did this recently, but with nicotine. actually works as well
>>219274336All on Reddit and Wendy's put options
>>219274336prefer not to say
>netherlands taxing money you haven't even earned yetbit weird but okaygotta fund ubungay and rashieetsh somehow
>>219274428Amen
>>219274391>>219274447>>219274474:)
>>219274464tried this but i was so bored i bought some wine
>>219274459>>219274493these posts are unironically more sickening than those cartel videos
Finally cooked a proper meal, been living of chocolate and crisps for two weeks.
>>219274345>Do you see any contradictions here?noshow me the contradictionhe was warning about future mass immigration and he was right
>>219274499genuinely thought I was a pisshead for 10 years drinking a litre of vodka a day at points and it blows my mind how little I miss it. It'll amaze you how little power it actually has over you if you choose to stop.
Rupert Lowe is him.
just checked my bank account after replying to that lad and I have 10bil in there
sex with women
>>219274423sat in on a few SMART Recovery NA zoom meetings and they're proper grim and, in my opinion, absolutely worthless if you have an IQ over 90. They're free to join if you want to give it a punt.https://smartrecovery.org.uk/It's just strangers wittering on about nothing. Or I should say you need to endure 45+ minutes of drivel at the start of every meeting before they even discuss techniques etc. I don't need 'community' (at least not that sort) to knock the drugs. Instead I just stopped taking drugs, endured a period of withdrawal, and then got on with my life.
>>219274491Spell sword and skipped Ranni's quest aha
>>219274563
>>219274336Become a ruthless property developer but insist on only building in the traditionalist styles. Will cover this nation in Georgian townhouses and baroque landmarks and spend my billions on destroying every piece of brutalist and post-modern bullshit I can get my hands on
Went for an Full Incel Breakfast at a local joint.
>>219274493
>>219274571
>>219274594should've asked them to cook the bacon
>>219274493>plus sized mature twink
hello hello give me attentino please im neglet
>>219274594>coke
garn beddingtonshire x
>>219274565better than AA. at AA i was surrounded by older men who wanted to be my "sponsor" all trying to get my number. very creepy. SMART was better. if you're a girl avoid AA.
given the recent influx of jeets into the USA, is it just a matter of time before the US becomes a cricket superpower? (pic related from Netherlands vs USA today - which the US convincingly won)
>>219274510
>>219274336build a harem and college in a self-sufficient bunker complex in new zealand from which my descendants would start a new seafaring empire after the global collapse
Sir Ed Davey
>>219274336cans
>>219274594isn't the sweetness of the pancakes and syrup disgusting to eat at the same time as the bacon and sausages and shit?
any good games to play for an unc like me?
>>219274680Dutch names are so based. Mad how cricket is the only thing Indians are competent in its like they had a limited pool of abilities and spent it all on that.
>>219274678You're not a girl though
Soujourned to bed until the central heating redeems the house warmth
>>219274689Not honorary scandi
>>219274689not if youre a fat fucking retard
>>219274594Liar that's the Superstar All-American Breakfast with a Coca-Cola from The Diner at Flamingo Land Resort.
>>219274715foreskin piss balloons
>>219274715Hades is fun. It's good in the sense that you can just play it for a short bit then put it down then pick it up again later. Short bursts (or longer sessions too if you want). There's also a sequel, Hades II, but you're best to play the first one first.
>>219274758?????????
>>219274755They serve that at ikea
>Advance UK is a far-right political party in the United Kingdom led by Ben Habib, a former Deputy Leader of Reform UK. The party was launched in its current form in June 2025. It was registered with the Electoral Commission on 4 December 2025Huh?
>>219274715lies of pee
>>219274767alri nena
>>219274770tranny shite
>>219274715LA Noir
>>219274745mental how there's no temperature so low that it cannot be overcome by hiding under 2 duvets atop one anotherI sleep with the window open all winter long snug and cosy in my little bed under my duvets while the freezing cold air blows in, unable to harm me (while keeping my head nice and cool).
i understand
>>219274798how the fuck can we have pakistanis running right-wing british parties what clown world is this
>>219274791No? Is your mother promiscuous.
>>219274821The game doesn't feature any transgenders, as I recall.
This logan paul fucking Dutch cunt is huge no wonder she's winning all these medals
>>21927482215 year old game
Clav is so cooked once the fame dies. Hope he's saving uphttps://x.com/ClavicularNews/status/2022890315565220166?s=20
>>219274826Comfy
>>219274873Blud said he's an unc
been on the 5 and 6s recently dont know what's going on
>>219274856trannyism is a mentality hollow knight 2 is a tranny game and it doesnt have trannies either
>>219274921been having 3s and 4s in the same movement me
>>219274891does the Bible forbid this? no. don't see the problem
any fat retarded retard man in
>>219274969yeh!
>>219274969No I'm skinny and retarded
finally got around to ordering the drinks. got picrel and a curated cocktail called 'bees knees'going to make an old fashioned, my favorite drink
it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that my throat is starting to feel a bit dry. it's the beginning of the end.
>>219274893>>>/int/cum
>>219274995FUCK!!!!better get on pip
>>219274938I also really enjoyed Hollow Knight 2 (Silksong). It also did not feature any trans bugs, to the best of my recollection.
>>219274938Rorke mate your mum's worried sick
>corn whiskywhy do yanks have to have corn in everything
All these peng skating tings
>£1500 a month on PIP>£3000 a month on a WFH easy job>£4500 a month on a very demanding job either physically or mentally that consumes most of of your life what you choosing?
>>219275036country girls make do
see you fail can't look awayyyyy
>>219275054wfh
>>219275054>which form of slavery are you choosingodd flex
>>219275054lmao you know nothing about high paying jobsanyone earning 4000+ a month is most likely doing less work that someone on 2000
>>219275054I’m a schizo who can’t concentrate so I’ll stick with my bennies
>>219275016yes but it has a certain *reclines and tents fingers* Je ne sais quoi which alludes to trannyism
>>219275054you can actually still claim pip if you have a job
>>219275047all is being recordedwebms will be coming later
trannies should all be killed
>>219275082ok that makes the choice obvious and the thought exercise is now pointless. cheers
>>219275109Laughing at this
visit greenwich
>>219275109
We need to tax everyone more
>>219275109>>219275148harold bishops van
>>219275087You'll find you can enjoy more games if you let go the grip trannies have on you lad. If a game looks cool and fun, it's ok to play and enjoy that game.
>>219275054Ive got the 3500 wfh jobIts a doss and a little boring
>>219275054>>£1500 a month on PIPsociety says no but I say yes
>>219274336Oh, that is an excellent question, isn't it? Oh, what would I do? Perhaps a better question, though, is what wouldn't I do?
jealous of Americans being able to just blow their brains out with a pistol whenever they want. Not suicidal would just like the option.
>>219275176looks nice that
why is the sun always so dim and low on sundays giving the day an ominous feeling which makes it loom much harder?
>>219275199looks nice that
If you're being completely honest, you know you wouldn't survive a 28 days later style outbreak
>>219275192Yeah same I'm sure I'd have done it if I had access to a firearm though Surprised more of them don't do it tbqh
>>219275176I was born in Greenwich hospital in London
>>219275233yeah of course i wouldn't
Was standing behind a black man at the cash point earlier, behind the line indicating where people should waitGot his wog attitude on and started telling me to fuck off like I was looking over his shoulder at his bennies and I swear my mind instantly switched into some sort of high efficiency racial slur organising mode and I felt every black related slur being gauged for max effectiveness. Thankfully I ended up just pointing at the machine and saying shut up and get a move on, but I really should do something about instantly jumping to racism, especially in public, before I find myself stabbed or bombed or something
>>219275176why is new england so pengpossibly even as peng as old england
Why do you go to the gym lifting heights repeatedly instead of going to a random job site and help build a house?
>>219275254Saw a black in McDonald's today but didn't interact with it
>>219275260it was custom built by and for the Englishman
>>219275280Average German
just go to a farm and carry around the bales of hay
>>219275107Based
>>219275254it is mad how all men have 'nigger' on their hip like a six shooter in every interaction with a black
let's gooo
>>219275192Yeah you're just so casual about it. Fool
>>219275254Heard a bunch of black people discuss increasingly louder and almost start to fight over the correct prices of bananas.
cba in this shit thread not going to waste drinksee you all later
we all scream it when we stub our toe let's be honest
LMAOhttps://x.com/RestoreBritain_/status/2023074874852556917
>>219275233I would survive if news of the infected was announced in time. I would have time to bring food and water up to my loft conversion and close the ladder hatch behind me
>>219275366it's my go to when I'm testing a new microphone, keyboard or testing if a pen works
>>219275364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6LtL_z5jA
>>219275254Did you try to bum him faggot
>>219275406thanks
RESTORE....BRITAIN! *Fashwave edit of Margaret Thatcher*
>>219274145crazy that brits still have to resort to these clever indirect ways of designating gay barsthought you were supposed to be modern and progressive now
er I'm just trying to fall asleep here why's it giving me all this stuff dawg. If she ends up deleting her channel over this lesbian abuse allegation shite I am going to scream
>>219275414I was behind the line indicating distance at which people should wait, so no
giving up the legally questionable oily wanks for lententoil
>>219275455oi... mate?
https://x.com/5h0na1/status/2022833096215925177Anime
r flo
>>219275516I wish she would pit her hand down my pants and kiss ME haha just kidding am I tho
SIX TOOOOOOOO SIX TOOOOOOOOOOOOSIX TOOOOOOOOOO*pours milk on head*SIX TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yesterday the flowers sprang up fair; today they are all slain by showers.
>>21927555962 62
>>219275532are flo
>>219275550
splarfed all over the logitech k120
>>219274215he were doing 62
>>219275548I mean do you expect anyone to read that
>>219275581blue board m8
>>219275455Oh my goodness did the sexual hijinks occur between drunk people sharing the same bed? That's a new one!
>>219275527She is Lovely
gay porn pooed all over the new next jeans
>>219275527she's cute x
i'm watching the ski jumping
called a screenshot a "screeno" at work last week and my colleague looked at me with utter disgust in his eyes
just pushed an s-word out of my arsehole
>>219275575I want this woman to dominate me
Midterms looming. Study? Never.
>>219275639a SHOE?
>>219275639*unsheathes katana*
phwoarjust proclamatedthe annunciationand ascenscionof the pooberg>>219275516corrgood kittington diss>>219275575propa oogeli landwhale
>called a screenshot a "screeno"
>>219275595
>>219275627And that's why they call him Screeno Deano
>>219275685phwiar wouldnt mind diss wenchoid lickin' my asshole
>>219275677Of course that bald cunt is depressed kek. Needs a hair transplant and some sunshine
What should I buy off eBay?Got a shower curtain in the basket right nowWhat cool shit can I get
We at /brit/ stand firmly with the Ethiopian military against Er*trean and separatist terrorism
>>219275581Why do they get all sexo right after. Like they unzip their suit & let their hair down
>>219275455asmrtists are weird
Hers too
>yank using "cunt" and commenting on karl pilkingtonkafkaesque dare wun say it
>>219275744meta quest 3s
>>219275680sc
>>219275768>kafkaesqueTerm popularized by Breaking Bad an American show
Just wrote a limerick I'd like to recite to you allIt's called catnapThe cat settled down for a snooze,With absolutely nothing to lose.He took over my bed,"Get out!" I then said,But he flicked me a furry "fuck you"
>>219275581corr would absolutely exterminate her minge
Porkistan is getting mogged by USA
>>219275680npxulhdgisjk.l
>>219275455>>219275760Why do people go down the rabbit hole of writting paragraphs of defense for something there is no proof of. Ok bitch, you accused me of something. I will deny it precisely once and then I will continue ignoring further questioning on it. Talking to the internet is the same as talking to the police, you don't say anything and it blows over.
>>219275771Got a vr headset, and like everyone else, never use it
>>219275748harlotry is the natural state of womanhood
>>219275794ummi actually invented it after reading collection of short stories + the vermin by kafka
>>219275748It's the Julia meta, she pioneered the speed skate sket era
>>219275803Nobody cares about cricket, pradeep
>>219275810>writting paragraphs of defense for something there is no proof oftoo many harry potter novels i reckon
>>219275803Yikes
women look 10 times better in clothesthey take off their latex, spandex, miniskirts whatever and you see the cellulite, wrinkles, razor burns
just did a big soft poo followed by mushy pooyou could call that a combo
>>219275838That's why it's funnier
typing a PhD literature review on organic chemistry.Target is 19 pagescurrent pages:15.
>>219275898Post your physique then go on
>>219275932botswanna take my job!
>>219275932
>>219275958best pokemon game that
is buffy the vampire slayer any ogod
>>219275932Do Botswana girls fw white boys
>>219275680Very aussie
>>219275932botswana do a post doctoral?
Just found out Botswana doesn't have gorillas, proper fucking gutted I am
>>219275934non-sequitur
>>219275963PRAISE DE LORD FOR DE TWO FOR WAN DEEL
>>219276001No you may not attempt colonize Botswana too, indian
im nonchalant
>>219276037>>219276037>>219276037New
>>219275932Come home crodie
WHEN are they going to release half life 3 its not FUNNY anymore
sixxxx sevvvven
in 6 months you could be having sex with of age biological women
>>219276049Is this a thing on tiktok or something? Had 3 birds at toil call me nonchalant
>>219276071yelling
very zoomeresque to think that gta 6 has more hype for it than half life 3
>>219275991NahMichelle Trachtenberg was in it though and I liked her a lot
This place just isn’t the same without Spainers :/
>>219276103is hl3 still happening, i haven't paid it any attention since the hype wave late last year
>>219276052self harm
Don't find GTA very fun anymore
>>219274125You know I don't hate women I just feel like I am too ugly and short for girls
>>219275993Yes, they do. Usually white British men with the women here.>>219276001PhD,no Post doc.>>219275969Haha you alright.>>219275943What job is that?
gta 6 deserves to flop but it won'tit'll make a trillion dollars
>>219276134said noone ever
>>219276103It's just a matter of fact
>>219276197That's him bent over and ravaged up the bum
>>219276138two more weeks
>>219276197I just said it tho?
>>219259724um
i've got my finger in my hiney
>>219276249no u didnt
>>219276274s
Monster how should I feel creatuers lie here looking through the window
gta v was such dogshit, especially because it followed the best gta game, gta iv
hi
>>219276314gn
lads just join here the thread's been made >>219276037>>219276037>>219276037
>>219276314hey x
>>219276147Your souls slop?
>>219276314is this an appropriate outfit to attend an NHS appointment in
>>219276375yes
wonder what pooing in antarctica is like
>>219276395Zero gravity so you need a diaper
>>219276366no i don't like those eitherim into those factory games where you spend hours optimising fabrication lines
imagine if ozempic turned out to be lethal long termall those fat arses would have their fat genes eradicated from the gene poolit would be one of the greatest inventions of all timethey need invent something like that for all sorts of lifestyle problems caused by bad genetics
>5ft8 >Ugly >Not smart >Not charming >23>Oh have 690 bucks to my name
wanking my little gay penis to some peng gay porn x
>>219276375
>>219276472don't think they should die because they're fatthey should die because they're weak willed
>>219276490>>219276496You should kiss
>>23
>>219276566>>219276566>>219276566Less early new
>>219275455lmao she's given her simps goon material for literal years with this shit fucking hell lmao
>>219276513of course.. they wouldn't be fat any more if thy took ozempic
Where did everybody go?
>>219275054I make less (after tax) than that already. I wish I was as rich as PIP men.
