milk maid edition
Built for BBC
Hello, please have sex with me
>>219288749Why? Don't do that, it will ruin her health.
Obsessed freak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbfRL5zS4lA
>>219288754Just yammed two biscoff eggs and some quorn nuggets x
>>219288761ᶠᵒˢᵗᵉʳ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ
Oh my retinue of friendless spastics aren't actually as interesting as I first thought
>>219288757What do you mean lad?I'll be the first lad to have ever creampied her coooorrr
Pizza on the way lads
Will be returning to exile after this thread
Forcing your gf onto the pill is abusive
Both my exes left me because I either showed weakness or was broke >First gfLeft me because I broke down crying after my grandpa died because he was the only man raising me >Second gf Left me for a rich douche bag who takes her on trips Kind of funny how it's womens nature to lie and cheat
Everyone went to new orleans for mardi gras without me
>>219288775>What do you mean lad?It's bad for them, it fucks with their hormones and mood, and for some women it can be harmful health use, look it up for details, you can cum in her ass.
*laugh track plays*
facit unum fecum, pueri
>>219288799I'd really like to see New Orleans
>>219288788Sorry to hear that lad, they are heartless sometimes.
wheres escortlad? >>>/gif/30266112>>>/gif/30266112
Hey britposters what's your favourite tv series?I love millenialcore stuff from the 90s as well as Fraiser, it's kino
>>219288785Not forced her into anything honest ahaJust said I hate condoms and was used to not using them with exberg. 2 months in and she will be good to go. Mental even
>>219288815>Sometimes They are all heartless I legit just don't care about them anymore I honestly don't see a problem with cheating or hurting them. Remember they will slash your neck if you stick it out
>>219288810Ngl its a real shithole except for the french quarter which is really small. Everyone I know who lives there has either been robbed or assaulted the crime is so bad.
>>219288825It's always sunny in Philadelphia or trailer park boys
>>219288825
>>219288837Wow I bet you fuck
>>219288749Enjoy the personality changes and diminishing sex drive my lad
>>219288888
>>219288825Idk Trailer Park Boys or any good UK show from 15-20 yaers ago.
>>219288847You just keep going huh? Bro you're a virgin that's ok you can fuck off
By the way brit my favourite games are Pokemon Saphire and Zelda OoT.I was born in the wrong generation!
>>219288825>Fraiser, it's kinowhat is a boy to do?
I legit believe women in America and the west are sociopathic by nature and would honestly kill people if they could get away with it
>>219288825spartacus
>>219288858How many Palestinians have you murdered today
>>219288858I once touched a girl's hand in high school.Vgh, what could have been...
>>219288835For me is 50/50 half of thee times I fucked things up and regret it deeply. But I get what you mean. I hope you find the right person.>>219288837lol>>219288854
>>219288877NoneHow many native American have you murdered today?
>>219288869Women are literally evil and inherently untrustworthy The desert religions were correct about this
>>219288802I would like to try her arse once to tick it off the list but surely if I jizz in her arse it could dribble out and get on her fanny? My ex was stupidly emotional towards the end, crying about stuff and irrational but this one is getting a different solution which should have less effects
love God me
Hello, I smoke cigarettes and have sex with women*laugh track plays*
>>219288888Digits
>>219288888wasted digits
>>219288883No after I get this job working in a lab making 75k a year I will do these >Take acting classes >Get on roids >Get a nicer car >Get a nicer apt >Just use escorts when ever i wanna pretend like someone cares
>>219288892if you love god you must also love israel
>>219288898Yeah I'm a normie yeah I shag what you gonna do about it?
>>219288678i know how car batteries work mate, this one just shipped faulty, it was only 2 years old
>>219288866Kelsey grammar raped a 15yo girl right before Fraiser started
>>219288904I am Israel nigga
phwoarjust finished helldriversfollowed up by the pooberg
>>219288887A perfect society would have them just for breeding and pleasure nothing else
thrashing around in bed and gnawing my pillow
>men on drugs and alcohol :D>women on the pill D:
>>219288915And you know what? So did Frasier
>>219288916based. I live in youAre you a cute girl btw?
>>219288888https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0si6319Egmo
#facts
>>219288915For each episode? Jesus
16 yo girl raped me when i was 15
wish people who manufacture stuff like cars and air fryers would stop with this faux-touchpad shit unstead of just installing real buttons that give physical feedback, sick and tired of touching one of those things and all the while having a little bit of neurosis about whether i touched it in the right spot or not
>>219288888>I would like to try her arse once to tick it off the list but surely if I jizz in her arse it could dribble out and get on her fanny?That's not how it works, also they can get pregnant only during ovulation which is from 3 to 6 days depending on the girl. They also become very promiscuous, had a friend who was in a long term relationship but ruined it because she was horny as fuck, when she stopped taking them she realized she made a big mistake. Also there's something that fucks with their pheromones. As I said look it up in detail, it's not as simple as it just prevents pregnancy.
>>219288937the rare good yank post
>>219288940Howd that happen?
>>219288935lol
Oh, actually, I'm an unfunny cunt
What is it foreigner woman science hour
>>219288903Not a bad plan, don't get on anabolic roids though, take a little T maybe.
got the sematary on
I need 4 anons to tell me to fuck off so I can go to sleep
vibing
>>219288964Maybe then I could be liked I just don't know man its hard to cope with the fact my mom and dad abandoned me. I am so unwanted not even my parents wanted me
>>219288850I am worried about this desu
>>219288976fuck off
That's one
>>219288963the only foreigner i recognisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Pr1_v7hsw
look at this finnish woman's big ass
>>219288976Sweet dreams
Rorke just getting straight up fucked in the ass by leftychads Just full of their cum
>>219288929You're prostituting yourself out for cheeseburgers again, aren't you
>>219289001You don't know how to follow instructions to fuck?We're on one If you want me out of here, just tell me to fuck off please
>>219289004Keep your fag fantasies to yourself.
mad how America is the great satan
>>219288981Roids wont fill that void anon, it only can get out of hand and ruin your health eventually. I'm sorry that happened to you with your parents :(
WE ARE INVADING PAKISTAN IF RESTORE WINSPAKISTAN WILL BE NUKED AND WIPED OF THE FACE OF THE EARTHJUSTICE FOR THE RAPE VICTIMS IS COMING
>>219288997i don't see any equidae in this image
>>219289018man's gotta eatgot a place out back but it's greasy
I never understood why people believe in a god who forsake his own people also it's great he is allowing Christian countries and communities to be raped and murdered
leftypol bottoming
Hello thread, here are my dogshit thoughts what do all my friends make of this
>>219289028Little satan here, what's up young blood
>>219288997You just know she smells good down there, nothing better than a blonde girl like that, I miss my ex lol.
>>219288997too bigita gone too far diss day and age
>>219289032My mom thought I would save her marriage and my dad said that he didn't want me because he wanted to travel the world. I was dropped off at my grandpa's at 4 after that I haven't spoken to to either since I was 6.
>>219289059Rose water like they say
>>219289051>young bloodseeing him live in aprildon't actually like him but the gfberg does
>>219289050eventually it will end
*surreptitiously googles what leftypol is*
>>219289061
every australian knows who abraham lincoln was but you'll be up shit creek without a paddle if you can find a yank who knows who bob hawke was
>>219289072I'm not talking about the artist. But from what I've heard of him you should sell your ticket Nah jk send me a decent song by him
>>219289078naur but i know ned kelly and ungurunganoba
>>219289078i only know him from that video where he downs a pint at a cricket match
>>219288943I see, I will look into this matter. thank you knowledgeable borat
how many times is this kike going to @ me
rorke and leftypol lying in bed jerking each other off
>>219289068Fuck...that's brutal. I can't imagine how that feels. Haven't they reached out since then?>>219289071Better, I don't like rose water much, we produce those roses here and I don't get the hype desu.
>>219289094A lot nigga
You know the people who worship God are retarded God allow this to happen >The slaughter and enslavement of his people in the middle east >Nero to feed them to lions and skin them alive >Let Muslims conquer Spain >Let them slaughter his children in the balkans >Allowed WW1 and WW2 >Allows his followers to be replaced by Indians Africans and Muslims
just when you think its safe to come out and play
>>219289086he doesn't have anyi only agreed to go because i like the band that's opening for him
>>219289091yeah exactly, he held an actual world record for how much piss he could sink, that alone should have cemented his legacy as one of the most legendary politicians to ever walk the earth
couple of missions now where women are the leaders of some uprisingi'm jeanne d'arc man but come onac origins was woke on my first playthrough, but not as much as i remembered it seems
Deal with it, pussy
>>219289100I reached out to my uncles and aunts but they told me he wants nothing to do with me and my mom committed suicide. My sister is the only family I really have left and I geniuely believe I was cursed by God so I hope I can spit in his eye one day
an arse can never be too bigbut tits can
>>219289093https://vocaroo.com/1cll4S3oevxM
I love that Millie Bobby Brown said she loves HP sauce and puts it on everything.Proper English rose
>>219289078Is he the own that drowned
the most important event of the decade
>>219289136shes a dumb bitch
>>219289127Yooo, that's a lot bro, fuck that's terrible. Are you close with your sister? This is heartbreaking...
>>219289155You too
>>219289107
Watching Mr Bean with the wifeFunny
>>219289136>proper english roseso she's a total slut?
>>219289154saw interview wiv him he was using internet words irli had no idea people did thatlike "based""mog"
>>219289136I really want to shag her arse
>>219289144no that was harold holt, after he died they named a public swimming pool after him because the banter never stops in sunny brucestralia
>>219289159who the fuck types like this on 4chanyou must be a bot
>>219289181>who the fuck types like this on 4chan>>219289159that guy
>>219289167me dominating israel anon at endseems to have clipped bit where fugged his dumb bitch asshole
Why did the panther have a boner
what is landshark doing in /brit/
>>219289176nah she doesnt exude sexual aura imobet bj woulsnt even be good
>>219289181I type like this?! I'm not a typical 4chan user, I've been here not more than 2 years. Is there a problem?
>>219289190Dominating? You must be joking kekLaugh tracks is so fucking offensive holy shit Im about to cry You're a retard I'm sorry to tell you
>>219289203Who cares, I do most of the work regardless, just bring her ass over.
Why yes, hello 4chanI fuck
>>219289107just have faith bro, jesus is definitely going to show up andy day now
little homegirl copin so hard at being fugged up the arsebogglin'
Summon the elector counts!
israel flag perplexed when he sees my willy(he's never seen a foreskin before)
>>219289224And here it is again, everyone clap for anon inferiority complex
My discord friends are cooler than you, FACT
>>219289246What a tiny pecker, do you jerk off with a twizer?
>>219289246There was an Israeli flag on /pol/ who was uncut, everyone had so many questions.
>>219289247Clearly he does not smoke Winstons
>>219289259it was a politician there to kiss the wall probably
Leave Yisrael alone. I'm not asking.
>>219289246they have a vault there with all our (yank) foreskins so I'm sure he has
>>219289264Bro don't I love it
To the bat cave, fellow virgins!
Tim status? Anyone checked on Tim?
what's your "third place" lads? (a third place is somewhere you go to hang out that isn't home or toil)
The yank wife loves my uncircumcised willy
>>219289263I doubt it, can't remember what he said about his parents but they were unconventional secular Jews.
Retards try to laugh at me because I -1. Smoke ciggies 2. Have sex Retards be retarding
It was all a joke, calm down
youre an embarrassment and should be ashamed
got called a cut of fuckable meat in konpeki tower earlier lads
When I went to England I imagined all the houses were like the house from waterfall quest in RuneScapeThink I’ll be taking the wife around Cornwall in the next couple years
I can't Im about to kill myself unless I get 3 sorries
>>219289302*laugh track plays*
>>219289279as someone who ate cereals in my pyjamas in front of Batman TAS, i take offence
>>219289313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jROpN9Pf9Nk
>>219289305It's easy to get lost in the UK and Nethrlands because houses/neighbourhoods look so similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk
very international thread tonight
mad how the wicker man (1973) has a bunch of kids prancing around a may pole with no clothes on but it's not considered cp. i'm sure many intrepid nonces have wanked to that scene, must've donealso, why did that barmaid slag (who was in on the plot) try and shag him if it were so important to their ritual that he be a virgin?
:skull:
>>219289311sorry for what?
>>219289227Yeah well God should have blessed me he has a cruel sense of humor when he made me
>>219289341For party rocking
>pg 61
Almost like you should fuck off back to your own little discord server
need to be better every single way every single day
>>219289172shes a wife and a mother if you don't mind
>>219289358is she a mother? Reeaelly?
>>219289357good post. baby steps
"No no" the virgins cry, this is our home now
>>219289305fuck off we're full
>>219289176shes very fit
Watching Mr bean with wife and I’m explaining the difference between Normans and the Anglos and she asks “why are the Anglos so ugly?”
israel flag hanging about in the /brit/ thradno reason :)
>>219289372Full of Indians
*crickets*
>>219289287poobergstein room
>>219289373she's cute and the accent is charming, got a great arse aslo.
>>219289372Bitch shut up and make me an itinerary
>>219289378what a sad little fantasy
>>219289373nah she's grim21 but looks 30+
>>219289281I miss his dinner posting
We simply must post on the British general on the international board on 4chan, we simply must
Might watch that film little briton was watching on BBC2 earlier if I can remember what it's called, might have to look it up. Dare me to look it up?
>>219289380needs you all to vote Restore Britain so those bloody paki ministers will condemn Hamas terrorism
Come to /isr/ you'll get the royal treatment
>>219289396meet me in falmouth spoons and i'll chin you in the toilets
>>219289378>Medieval English sources, particularly 13th-century chroniclerJohn of Wallingford, portrayed Viking men as well-groomed, stylish, and hygienic—far cleaner than their Anglo-Saxon counterparts. They frequently bathed on Saturdays, combed their hair, and changed clothes, which Anglo-Saxons complained made them dangerously attractive to local women.
>>219289419I've posted a few times but only one guy replied to me, we talked about fish.
>>219289432Oh yeah I remember that. Sorry idk anything about fish but you should talk about more general things
>>219289391eh?
>>219289405See that exasperated Alexa
>>219289405Wheres he gone?
>>219289445I just talked to the one guy that responded, I'm not opening translator and reading all your posts.
>>219289452Probably his only friend in the world
>>219289431>>219289378don't understand these posts from americanswho do they think they are in this situation? who does the american imagine himself as in 1050AD?you're all soup
>>219289397It literally just happenedI told her it’s because the English are a naturally ugly people and it’s that simple
>>219289338It was important he was a pure virgin who would turn her down her advancesIt was part of the ritual
The other time I posted someone wrote "Don't talk to the goyim" :d
>>219289460Not saying that you should, I'm saying that if you want to join the conversation talk about things more anons can talk about and not niche things
>>219289455in a care home now
>>219289465Born and raised in Ireland lad
>>219289477good riddance
wa la
>>219289467even in your fantasies all you talk about is us
>>219289465I am the Norman conqueror seducing your women
>>219289490corr that's the ticket
I love burning the effigy of a stinky ugly Englishman on the 4th of July
>>219289475Yeah I get it, it just that this anon said he was fishing and I said my dad goes fishing and brought me fish so we just struck a conversation about that. I see a Czech flag sometimes and almost nobody talks to him lol
funny when people try and apply 11th century politics to modern day britain because they saw a funny infographic on 4chan once
do the bit where you throw our tea into the river and we all fall about wailing and crying
>>219289491Wait you think Americans are always talking about the English?
>>219289507supposed to do that on november 5, silly
>>219289512>Wait you think Americans are always talking about the English?>Watching Mr bean with wife and I’m explaining the difference between Normans and the Anglos
>>219289465>who do you think you areasking the important question, lad. stop and think about it for a moment. who are you? its a very intriguing question, isnt it? where does one even begin?
they didn't like that one
>>219289507screaming
Anyone want to watch a 4 hour youtube video?
>>219289553Think you got them for good mate
>>219289557what subject?
>>219289557https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA8-T5R8zDYgood watch this one
I miss my Asian ex it was the first time in my life a girl thought I was attractive
Fancy that youtube bird that cooks and gives you the middle finger at the end of the video.
>who are you?>who am i?interesting topic. would anyone like to start first? then we can take turns
>>219288825Idk. I've been watching Yes Prime Minster clips on YouTube recently.
>>219289523Yeah she asked
>>219289573CIA time travel...
>>219288810could just go to africa to see it cheaper
>>219289591not interested
>>219289587>who are you?my name is noah>who am i?you are Anonymous
>this nigga watching mr bean with his imaginary wife
>>219289600incoherent drivel. next?
>>219289611you already know who i am nowwould you like to tell me your name
You know I only had 2 people actually think I was worth talking to my ex who was from Taiwan and some guy who thought I was gonna kill myself
>>219289616whats in a name, really?
>>219289601bro thats hilarious bro
stepdadberg once threatened to kill me and dump me in a ditch if i spilled anything in his car, he was obviously being facetious but i told mumberg anyway and she dumped him
>>219289598Think he's telling the truth, think he was hypnotized, this man. Very lovable army to CIA man.
>>219289623it's what you call people when you're talking to them and what you write when you have to fill out a form
>>219289628he's probably sour, keeping tracks on you i reckon
>>219289628being anal about your possessions is such a subhuman trait, she made the right call
Also fancy that bird Stevie Martin from the new Mitchel and Web.Can anyone hook me up?
>>219289634you arent your name. the question you (im assuming) asked isnt as straightforward as it seems. ill ask you this instead: what knowledge would need to REALLY figure out who you are in a literal sense?
>>219289628What was the car
>>219289681>what knowledge would need to REALLY figure out who you are in a literal sense?my name, date of birth, blood type, height, weight education history, place of residence, and parents
Apparently 2 things you can look for to see if someone is suggestible are smooth under-eyes and maybe smiling eye wrinkles. Made the 2nd one up. Might be true though.
>>219289585shes probably quite lovely
i prefer mcdonalds to homemade burgers
>>219289667this was when i was a kid like 20 years ago>>219289669yeah he's one of those weird car guys>>219289691don't really remember, it was a classic from the 60s or 70s that he said was korean and had its steering wheel on the left side, i think a daewoo or something
Still here?
>>219289700>who are youyour logic (again, im assuming)>i am me so i already know who i amwhats inferred in your / my question:youd need context as youre born into a world with only your dna / experience to help you understand the world around you. sure, on a very base level youd know who you are, but, youre a small part of a large world that has been around around for a long time. agree? disagree?
getting redpilled and eating oranges
what's the rorkest soup
really wish there were a way to input the degrees symbol, like to have an actual key for it on your keyboardhate having to add context to a discussion of temperature by saying C (ie 25C) so you know i'm referring to a temperature, it makes me feel like i'm going out of my way to qualify it for the yanks who use fahrenheit, and i don't want to feel like i'm trying to be inclusive to yanks, i want them to get confused about what i mean
And of course the bird from Fresh Meat.>>219289714She comes of kind of rough and edgy but I can tame her. She has great eyes.
>>219289755do you have autism x
>>219289768ham broth, eaten resentfully because you wanted a proper sunday dinner
>>219289768minestrone
gingernonce, reckon you'd love reddit
>>219289768clam chowder or perhaps borscht
very vibe coded
I love Emma Watson and want to smell her poot gas. That’s when you know it’s love.
>>219289768warm gazpacho
have a superpower where i know both metric and imperial
>>219289778Very quick on the draw with that one and the best most well reasoned answer too. Are you THE rorke?
>>219289811Super cunt
>>219289815i am but an experienced man
annoys me to no end when i see gymfluencers who aren't even yanks call a 20kg plate a "45"just feck off will ye
right then what's the solution to this
>>219289771Love Kimberley Nixon. Don't know why she disappeared. Married probably
Stand for something or fall for anything.
>>219289849I blame the mobile phones and tiktok unironically
this too, very concerning
thought #134stand for something or fall for anything.
>>219289805Go back to Russia
inventing a time machine so i can go to the 1950s and be openly racist without consequences
>>219289849Make the internet the modern equivalent of gay. You use the internet? What a fag
>>219289848funny thing is that 20kg isn't even 45 pounds, it's a bit lessa 2plate bench is 5lbs less there and that discrepancy just scales up with more weight you addgood thing anyone who is at all serious about lifting numbers uses kg
>>219289887he looks a little fruity
Seems like I'm not sleeping so here's the plan. Cold shower at about 8:30, 3x dose of creatine to keep me awake. Do all the emails and calls until 1 pm, take a 2 hour powernap and ask someone to cover my shit (they owe me cause they were sick last week and I did their job). I think we can make it lads.>>219289866So lovely, yes she is married and has kids, good for her, what an angel.
Or honestly, risky, but pedo is the modern fag, it's the last pillar of the old order. FILL all social media with cp, terabytes upon terabytes on every feed. That'll get them back in the pubs.
>>219289887why does he always look so greasy
slowly but surely gooning my way to eternal damnation, whereupon my willy is sure to be confiscated by the powers that be
what she asked of me at the end of the day, clavicular would have blushed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0-EuoBjkKI
this place used to be cool
Have had deja vu all day
>>219289981sorry, I'm doing my best
becoming whitexican
Why yes, I do smoke cigarettes and live at home with my motherWhat of it
Might get a Rosary
>>219289879howring
Just got up me. Slept from like 8pm to 2am. First wuppa of the day garn down the hatch x
>>219290030mad sleeping time but also based
>>219290030Nice, I usually do 10 to 5. Enjoy the cuppa.
>>219290009ktiiiiiim
>>219290024I've got a few but I broke the one I love the most. Luckily the ladies at church are more than willing to fix it for me
Me? The funniest cunt that ever graced god's earthYou? Not worth my time
>>219290079
cigs are called lungies in austrailia
Talking to ChatGPT (it's my best friend)
>>219290055Sleep pattern has been fucked up for weeks now.>>219290067Morning Bulgarianlid. Only thing I don't like about getting up at this time is that I have to wait abothe 4-5 hours for all the food places to open but I'm wungry now.
>>219290101also doing this, was telling it about the joytoys in cyberpunk and how they're all like chatgpt that you can fuck
>>219290030>>219290114welcome to bruce hours :3
>>219290125>>219290125>>219290125
>>219290119It's only a matter of time before I can shag something more annoying than my wife
