Ouagadougou edition
nth for YUNO GASAI my wife <3
had a good edish in the pipeline rip this one is shit
>>219373564Push pineapple shake a tree
>>219373578Post count was like 350 you had plenty of time
best to make the new thread as quickly as possible in cases like the last one, lest the irish flag cringe us all to death
>>219373538Mental illness and attention seeking tendenciesPeople like that are the sort of freaks that even the bullies at school didn't want to interact with or fuck around with because they were so odd and unpredictable but they would still convince themselves they were bullied every single day
Rorke's dad used to wear this shirt when he attended parents evenings.....RIP you crazy man!!!
deafening silence from escortmong
>>219373580>>219373625two genuinely funny posts in 5 minutesfucking hell
>>219373625your dad never attended parents evenings :(
>>2193736441
I guess bro…
>>219373580Don't get itFootballlad, what team were you playing at?
whole world out there lads you dont have to be on this site reading mentally ill morons arguing
haha its funny because he said rorke and sex
got the slow cooker out. bet it's shit
>>219373692theres nothing out there of interest
>>219373678is that true
what is it with black people and being mentally ill
>>219373678He funded black people committing crimes
>>219373732they're quite literally genetically predisposed to be mentally ill. plus they all smoke weed which triggers schizophrenia
well that's me bent over and anally raped
>>219373732being in western countries causes severe psychosis for nonwhites
the black gay porn rape demons are back
*taps post*>>219373686
>>219373577Take your meds you freak you’ve posted this 14 year old anime girl over 50 times in 3 days
>>219373776Anime website lad
gyaldempaedo mask off
>>219373737ktim
Watching the livestream of Buckingham Palace to keep an eye on any news
nth for the gyaldem
all japanese media has to have a noncey element. even that film about the man who cleans toilets had his niece taking off her top in front of him.
British Values.
>>219373678Proof on the reddit info?
>>219373813It is utterly insane how this country let a PM define what 'britishness' is as adherence to his own personal ideology and that anyone who disagrees is 'unbritish'Imagine if the tories tried pulling that shit
>>219373785Over 50 posts about this anime girl in 3 daysThis is rivalling heatherpaedo
>>219373785Not an anime general you waste of space.
>>219373830the idiot is getting r/politics mixed up with /pol/
>BREAKING: Iran launching preventative strike, my bollocks on alert for a direct hit @ABCNews @CBSNews11
>>219373722lower your dependence on places like this and see if you still feel that way. true enough i cant speak for everyone here but my life, connections, perspective and internal world have improved dramatically since i stopped habitually opening 4chan every day, im sure a lot of you would be in a similar position. im not even a kid
>>219373808King charles running around the courtyard shouting theyve turned the weena against us
>>219373838bet its one of the britfeel freaks
>>219373873bros really making bollock busting posts in the big 26
>>219373860Ghislaine maxwell was a /pol/ moderator
>>219373732The docile masses hate the honest extraverted black man. Katy is attracted to the same extraversion, it makes the docile feel less than. So to restore their fragile honour they call them crazy for standing up for themselves
>>219373901Epstein browsed /gif/ porn threads
>>219373895they're popular with my crowd the "uncs"anyone remember jungle run, now THAT was a show
you guys are just joking when you say /brit/ is your life right
Football ladWhere did you play?
>>219373911Just like me
why dont we just submit to america? we desperately need investment and our military is basically non existent besides the competent special forcesit could genuinely fix 2 of our most immediate problems
uh oh
>>219373917It was a lie, move on
>>219373916Dont think anyones said that but it seems like genuinely its your life
school girl socks
>>219373838Anime uber alles >>219373857Cope
um
I just like posting my wife, is that so wrong?
>>219373939someone else just said it here fifteen minutes ago you okay mate?
>>219373915>anyone remember jungle run, now THAT was a showoh yes
>>219373941Corrrrrr
>>219373927And what does america get out of this ?
>>219373927wdym by "submit"?
>>219374009be a lil slut
>>219374009bend over and spread our little pink arses
>>219373980I guess you are more invested in this place than me.
>>219374030ok
remember when the king locked those kids in the tower of london that was mad
>>219374070Had to be done x
this is us lot when mousey saves the thread from the riff-raff
>>219374099omg
>>219374099We sure loved him. But then he turned into a Twitch streamer, leaving us behind.
>>219374099dont like how some of you turn mousey into this troubled diogenes type character when he’s a literal nonce
>>219374114god anyone else miss when men were men
>>219374139Some might say it's being done knowingly
>>219374139vpn off spaki/tilde/escortmong
>>219374000privatize everything, run us like a business for profit
weird video
>>219374139Don’t forget he literally loves horse pussy
>>219374139he told me he wasnt a nonce but i dont understand a word he says
consuming lots of sugar every day, I want to become diabetic for a laugh
>>219374171
just running around the dog park shoving as much dog poo as possible up my arse
>>219374139hes on record saying he would shag certain animals too
>>219374193bro…
dodgy burger van selling 'kebabs'the kebabs in question
>>219374218not actually an animal fucker i just like the waow image
wonder if 190 ever feels bad about spending every waking minute of his life here
>>219374222that's shit from a butt
>>219374222holy fucking grimoli
>>219374222leftypol eating cat shit
>>219374233He also spends some time in /box/ so he does have a life outside of here to be fair
made it all the way to the corner shop for the first time since leaving hospitalcant wait till i can go to the woodsgonna be mint
left jaw feels weird like i've popped something out of place
>>219374254probably wont be any mint there
>heathermong>spaino>190>mouseygenuinely have no idea who any of these are despite the fact that you lot talk about them fucking constantly
wanking to 9/11 jumper footage
>>219374165Corr cant wait to be a corporate slave under the yank yoke
>>219373812good film that. not one for the /brit/ normgroids tho who couldn't comprehend a life that isn't trying to be rich
>>219374273all you need to know is that they're pathetic 4chan addicts who spend far too much of their life here.
>>219374271Shan't be enlarging this image
>>219374273lurkmoar
>>219374280would you rather the saudi arabs do it instead? because thats the alternative
>>219374273shut the fuck up weston
right well that’s an image collage of twelve individual female pornstars’ gaping anuses then isn’t it
>>219374271
>>219374275Is it cold in new york in September?
>>219374306just not on is it
>>219374266ive been reading about plants ill keep an eye out but yeah might be a bit early for mint
>>219374019>>219374029erm i dont want to do that
>>219374319dunno lad im not actually doing that
>>219374335Ah it was a jape
if rorke was a wrestler what would his entrance music be?
>>219373678/r/politics is left wing thoughever
>>219374359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YzmjmAGoI
>>219374359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttlq8CFYcLw
>>219374376just a whole ass apple...
>>219374376emojis on twitch chat just look wrong
Had a steak canadian with onions earlierThank you Canada
>>219374379>>219374386the two aspects of rorke
>>219374376Playa haters man
undecided if ill go for a walk first then shower, then do the washing up.or washing up, then walk then shower
*grabs my coat and ventures out into the wilds of outer /int/ *I am just going outside and may be some time
mad how fit zoomer girls are
>>219374429take your dishes into the shower with you and jog on the spot while you're in there
>>219374429will only get busier out from now if that bothers you x
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R2uAdv1zSYA
just did a huge poo
*locks the front door and leaves the key in the lock*Well, he’s not getting back in.
that was nice for a change
>>219374452na id rather do all 3 tasks seperately>>219374460What do you mean? it was quiet out this time yesterday
>>219374448that's only because they're youngthey have nothing on gen alpha
might do a cheeky rape
wegovy poked into me big fat bellyits working but does make me nauseous and i'm only on a small dose 0.25
>>219374509if you leave it youll be doing a 3pm walk which you dont want to do cause therell be people everywhere and then its commuters>>219374528is that a prescription or is it one of those things you can just buy from india online
>>219374524not very nice xx
>>219374549shut up
@grok how old are gen alpha
rorke dolemaxxing leftypol wagiegooning
>>219374545its school holidays so the 3pm thing doesnt make much difference and im going to walk in the countryside anyway
Still can’t believe I ate a whole pack of chocolate digestives earlier
>>219374528Alternatively you could stop shovelling shit into your face
rorke talking about how the angles of the smokestack shadows in the aerial photos don’t make sense on his first hinge date
>>219374545prescription but it was from an online pharmacy, they do an online consultation.
>>219374448Yh>>219374512Um
>>219374598thats the point of wegovy - it stops hunger, you imbecile
>>219374528have fun putting it all straight back on again the minute you stop dosing
>>219374448the fit zoomer lass at toil admitted to me she wears a fake wedding ring in an attempt to reduce the sheer volume of dudes hitting on her
>>219374629why cant you just eat a normal meal and stop there?
>>219374629Don't need to stop being hungry to eat less if you had a shred of self control, you fat slug
prince andrew's been arrested
the gf's jellycat collection is getting out of hand
>>219374559see >>219374549
>>219374700there isn't a Prince Andrew?
>>219374713stop speaking like a woman
>>219374713the brother of king charlesinvolved with epstein
>>219374629niggas would eat soylent green irl if it meant you lost weight baka
So here he isRorke
>>219374721the andrew formally known as prince
>>219374720no?
>>219374667She really shouldn't have wings as well as magic horn she's too strong
>>219374720omfg rorke there literally isn’t even a prince andrew????? like……
>>219374728*sticks him in the oven for 2 hours, covers him in butter and cheese and eats him whole*
>>219374700>arrested for being corrupt in a public officePoliticians will be quaking in their patent leather shoes. But really wasnt his whole job as a trade laison envoy to bribe and wine and dine foreign powers
@grok take off her socks
>>219374707is she chinky?
@grok put her socks back on
>>219374759
>>219373678Yes we've got no real problem with hoardes of Africans loitering about our town centres it's just we've been psyopped by websites we don't visit and podcasts we don't listen to
Pooing hasn't hurt since surgeryLife is amazing
Bri'ish bnuy livehttps://www.twitch.tv/bipsygg
>>219374665ive always enjoyed eating>>219374684dunno, never have been able to. my mum reckons its because i was bottlefed as a baby since neither of my parents are fat nor any of my siblings and they were breastfed. >>219374699that makes no sense, frog
>>219374835you get paid to shill or just do it for the love of the game?
>>219374853For the love of the game. I wish one could make money that easy.
Fucking beyond burned out, was away 4 days last week including all weekend sleeping on the floor and then straight back to work, I need a fucking break
>>219374869You get 28 days break a year mate + weekends
>>219374869man up you sissy
>>219374819a certain level of savagery will always exist when it comes to nonwhites but you have to be a bit dull to not see how artificial a lot of racist hate on the internet is nowadays saw a tweet yesterday with tens of thousands of likes/retweets where it was just some rorke claiming (with no source mind you) that muslims wanted to ban all pork consumption in the uk or somethjng similarly silly
just found out that muslims wanted to ban all pork consumption in the uk
>>219374880Well i guess thats fine then. Better let them all stay x
Redditflags is down again :/
>>219374907wasn’t even suggesting that you internet-poisoned spastic
A whopping £10.6 billion in Universal Credit has been given to households with at least one non-working migrant between January 2024 and June 2025, according to research by the Centre for Migration Control. Across the same time span, a total of £15.1 billion was paid out to households where at least one resident was a foreign national…Figures released by the Department for Work and Pensions show there were 771,000 unemployed migrants receiving Universal Credit as of January 2026. That’s a 55% jump since April 2022. As the CMC points out, £6.7 billion a year works out at £251 from every household in Britain just to support households with an unemployed migrant
>>219374898ok dad. see you at the weekend
>>219374835Bny conjuring up concoctions
>>219374927im confused on why this is tolerated. why are they in the country if theyre not working?
>>219374880>claiming (with no source mind you) that muslims wanted to ban all pork consumption in the uk or somethjng similarly sillySomething doesn't need to be literally true to still be true
>>219374667Um
“Something doesn't need to be literally true to still be true” - rorke
>>219374950Racist cunt
Your right-wing opposition party sir
>>219374981Yes that's correct
>>219374973Sc
>>219374950fucking hell rorke tone it down you don't have to be a racist every hour of the day
>>219374973I’m literally rainbow
>>219374983rorke cheering this on
just learned that it's incorrect to say "Prince Andrew is a pedophile" because in the UK they spell it "paedophile"
just done a fucking stinker in the toilet id let it air out a bit before going in there lad
>>219375028he's also not a prince
>>219375030*sprints in there naked and starts sniffing and wanking*
>>219374950Because despite what leftypol will tell you it's extremely difficult to become homeless/destitute in this countryAnd the rule "no recourse try public funds" despite appearing cut and dry on the surface doesn't mean anything like itWe have enacted a number of laws in this country that mean if you're at risk of homelessness (or at least claim to be) the state must interveneThat's why migrants are put up in hotels and Nigerians pull up to the DWP office claiming destitution with their baby
>>219375056Was gonna laugh but my nob looks like this
Prince Andrew is a pædophile
>>219375056fucking screaming
right that's a freshly picked parsnip
>>219375056looks like a flesh banana
>>219375056
>>219375056>>219375068Your willy is rubbish
grim willy
>>219375056grim but cockmogs me nonetheless
That willy is genuinely vile though. You could probably grab that foreskin and rappel down the side of a decent sized mountain with it
>>219375116Sick of hearing it carlybender
If I post my dick can you guys give me ratings? I already know it’s small I don’t need to hear that
thats cock
>>219375145no
finally relented, let go of my pride and switched the heating on
>>219375056You may suffer from phimosis, Anon. Can you effortlessly pull it back?
>>219375145what more do you need to hear, "nice veins"?
>>219375056my foreskin hasn't sat like that since I was 14 lmao let that nigga air out blud ong
>braxtyn>chelsy>liyah>jazzmine>ryleighWhy the fuck do Americans do this
>>219375170Like peeling a banana
>>219375183whom are you quoting
>>219375056Want to take a pair of scissors and just snip the top bit off
>>219375178Like aestheticly is it nice
>>219375056real talk I wanna nibble on that little bit that looks like a tied, blown up balloon end
refreshed the thread and there was a fella's knob. lovely
>Want to take a pair of scissors and just snip the top bit off
social media has really made it easy to become racist, not just because people are incentivised to push it, mainly because it lets you see what nonwhites post about and learn what their lives and cultures are really likescroll for an hour on tiktok or ig reels and you’ll see indians and africans posting about how entire families split apart over arguments over property, polynesians making jokes about how prevalent incest is among them, chinks joking about their shady business practices it’s all just out there now
wish we had Buc-ees here in Britain
>>219375194it’s who not whom
>>219375183Me at 11 working in the jazzmine
I'm in a bad place rn (Utah)
>>219375212smckfkeian
>we will deal with youhe can’t even deal with 4chan you aren’t scaring anyone lil bro
rorke is.. actually... *squints* rorke... uh... *grabs binoculars* actually really not sure what rorke's up to
right, well that's a poo and a whilly
>>219375252deal with the sourceget the state mandated gfs for incels
>>219375252he's such a closeted faggot
>>219375258
Just seen a penis and what I presume to be a very thick asparagus
>>219375258Is that poo? It shouldn't be rock hard like that.
>>219375226We really need to segregate the internet, it's no good to anybody that I'm potentially exposed half a billion Indians and their asinine comments every time I use a social media platform
MOUSENONCE IS A PEDOPHILE WHO TORTURES LITTLE CHILDRENHE TAKES THEM TO HIS CARAVAN TO SEXUALLY ABUSE THEM
“Is that poo?”Where do you think you are mate
can't get into Total War Rome II lads :\ It's too different from Shogun 2
you are what you eat, as they say
After all, we are from ze land of poo
in the hapa thread on /wsg/
>>219375292>half a billion Indiansmad how there's another 2/3rds of them waiting to come onlinemad how we currently get the richest 1/3rd too
>>219375292could not agree more
Ms Sultana saying "abolish the monarchy" over one nonce but staying strangely silent about Muslims and grooming gangs
>>219375056what the fuck is that thing?
Meltdown
>>219375352strange willard
>>219375345She’s right though. Stop worshipping the monarchy you submissive faggot
Oh my dayyyyzzzz do the yanks really do this?
we need a democratic people's republic like north korea, a land free of monarchy
>A "prolific waste criminal" has been ordered to pay £1.4m relating to 4,275 tonnes of illegally dumped waste across sites in England.>Varun Datta, 36, from Belgravia in central London, had been a registered waste broker since 2015, a court heard.>The company boss diverted thousands of tonnes of waste away from a licenced tip to illegal sites across Lincolnshire, Cambridgeshire, Lancashire, Kent, Surrey, Rutland and Middlesborough.He should be in jail not just fined
never hear anyone say look at this funny video anymoreprobably because we all watch thousands of them in a row uninterrupted on tiktok and reels
>>219375345Nothing inconsistent about it. She's tribal and advancing the interests of her tribe at the expense of ours. She's playing for her team.
WHAT is the Charge?eating a meallllllllllll?a succulent chinese mealllllllllllllllllll??
>>219375394utah lad?
Welcome To The Grangle
>>219375414...yh
>>219375394Service workers get paid minimum wage, which was not increased for decades, so they simply cannot survive on that. You must tip, it's the social convention.
>>219375394You’re a yank >no I’m a BritNo I don’t believe you
>>219375394Enjoying your stay at holiday Inn downtown salt lake city?
odds i go to the footy tomorrow night in the pissing rain and stay sober until about 11pmevens i stay at home and get drunk and pass out by 8pm
>>219375434>he hasnt read every /brit/ post ever ngmi
>>219375436BOOOOOOOOO
GETCHOURHANDOFFMYPENISSSS
>>219375436please don't practise satanic numerology in /brit/, please
>I see Prince Andrew has been arrested....>He's not going to enjoy that!*crowd explodes in laughter*
>>219375398Aristocrat
>>219375435I got here last night and was on the verge of death because the flight was diverted then I had to wait in Denver airport for TEN HOURSFeeling better now
>>219375443I’ve legally been here 11 months so if it was before that it’s before my time unfortunately
>>219375464its just their culture rorke you racist wankpuffin
>>219375473What room you staying in I'll send you some breakfast
andrew could have gone to any shite little commonwealth island and gotten his noncery out of the way without getting caught, but had to rely on and trust americanstsk tsk!
>>219375473>he doesn’t know
>>219375496Not doing that you'll call them and say there's a nonce in my room
>>219375502how fortuitous that you would happen to have a meme relating to denver airport
>>219375513I could just call them up and ask what room the Brit is staying in there can't be that many of you
Wanna fuckin die
Deleted tinder very quickly after installing it cause I matched with my mates little sister
>>219375513Mormons don't see noncery as a crime
>>219375482nonono you see its like corrie you cant miss an episode or you dont know whats going on you have to watch all 10000 episodes utah trip poster has been foreshadowing this trip for days and ive been highly awaiting it
>>219375530Figured greens would be more popular than that with boomers surely more than 3% were lefty peace and love types back in the day
>>219375513Thing is I would genuinely do this not even joking
>>219375537i matched with your sister she superliked me and then rimmed me in the toilets in the mile castle
>>219375547yeh but they may increase property taxes 0.05%
>>219375502remember reading about some weird shit to do with this airport. I vaguely remember some stories about people disappearing there
>>219375538That's only if it's the priest doing the noncing x
NEW>>219366837>>219366837>>219366837
the preliminary prospective potential pre-proto-gf is now no longer replying to my messages
>>219375528you’ve been cloned and your original was killed and every memory you have right now was stolen from the original
>>219375576doesn't sound very preliminary, prospective, potential, pre, proto OR gfy of her
that's not the new
>>219365686 >>219365686 >>219365686
>>219375569>>219375606Now kiss
>>219375413no the charge is you being a nonce
>>219375569>>219375606comedians
wonder what he'll do next, cant wait to see!
>>219375569Find it interesting that I didn’t get banned for this despite leebait being a month on site AND it had a pony
>>219373564>>219373564>>219373564heres the new lads!
>>219375629>a monthwhat
Where's the new, Jeremy
>>1>>1>>1heres the new lads!
Sir Civil Service
>>219375659I thought you were making the new?
>>219375666>>219375666>>219375666
I’ll make it then
>>219375673oh ffs>>219375674get on it lad and quick
