japanese girls edish
>>219412126does she squeal when getting shagged i wonder
>>219412126I always wonder if white people born and raised in countries like this will end up with goofy accents when trying to speak English.
NTH FOR YUNO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2jOVzrF_fs
remembering that time i went out with a female flatmate, just me and her, and it was going ok, we got a taxi back at the end of the night and i thought i had it in the bagbut we got back to the house and she said she was tired and went to bednot even days after she was shagging some random fella, and many others afterwardsone humiltiation ritual after another
Can't believe that bloke posted the picture of the sad Scottish afters, brought me right back to my drug days, been on a few of them dirty carpets with random scumbags from the dead small town club
nth for the holodem
>>219412165>>219412168michelle munter
ripping a hole in those fishnets and shagging her up the arse
>>219412135Walking home still out your tits and you bumping into loads of people you know then having a comedown wank
enough with the faggot poster
Might commit genocide
>>219412150Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HylaY5e1awo
>>219412068it was happy tears actually. my dad left me loads of vinyls and I know his favourite (and oldest) was the white album by the beatles and I've listened to it loads over the years but I put it in my record player earlier and it kept skipping when I started it.it has loads of scratches because of it's age but I thought I'd damaged it somehow and got really upset but used some record cleaner I bought years ago, waited an hour which built up the suspense then when I tried it, it played perfectly and I just started crying
Molest is kind of a kind of a ooh la la kind of a fancy French sounding kind of word you know what I'm saying
>>219412189corr you can see her vagine
>>219412190right that's not allowed
>>219412150Her accent is all over the placeSounds like both American and UK received pronunciationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9AwPUy7a_8
>>219412184she is fit as fuck though
Seeing the sun rising and knowing you're going to bump into mumzy heading out to work off ya nut
vile bioholes being postedget the transgirls posted
doing a peruse through /r/MacromastiaIRL
>>219412224did u snort some drugs or something
get the faggots exterminated
>>219412237why are southerners so weird like
>>219412224not in the ratio of fitness : number of times spammed herefar better ones on the market that, frankly, you aren't shining a spotlight on
Evening team. Had a long day at workCan I get a QRD run down from the rest of the team on what's gone on in /Brit/ today?
>>219412255i'm a northerner?
why has there been so much trannerposting of late
don’t reply to it
>>219412263update: you’re still a man
>>219412189ZAMN
When Ofcom blocks 4chan /brit/ should move to the SpongeBob Community Forums
>>219412265Stay inside then because me and the lads are out to get you and deport you to "Leighton Buzzard" where you belong
This indian bint is the new head of gaming at Microsoft. Fucking peng.
>>219412200this video feels straight from 2003 jesus fucking christ
>>219412263rorke is crying at the imminent collapse of italia
>>219412308Neoliberal teeth
I know we all hate YouTube reactors, but this video is fucking hilarioushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjrRYcFbaQk
um
yep yep very good
err
>>219412310rather gay
right well that's a pony doing tippy taps because it's the 21st
atb
Can you help us find Anjelita?Anjelita, aged 16, was last seen on Memorial Avenue, Liverpool, about 9am yesterday (Friday 20 February 2026).
>>219412339ktim
also4 in a rowthat's insanity, literally
begone, ursine quare
>>219412339--respect:|
council x
>>219412339
need a turkish gf
>The UK if all Southerners died tomorrow
>>219412374sex sex
mfs will come here and post some shit lie "balls in a vice toil" and we're idk expected to start a conversation off the back of that or something
>>219412383southerners pay your benefits
>>219412383« vous arrivez à neo-château »
>>219412355really tired feel sick head hurts ear ringing worse than normal let me sleep
>>219412350>looksmaxed ChadHonestly grim how ugly gen z is
>>219412383https://vocaroo.com/1fQBrn2Bf83Uhttps://vocaroo.com/1fQBrn2Bf83Uhttps://vocaroo.com/1fQBrn2Bf83U
Understand the universe
>>219412392 The south built their wealth from the exploitation of the North's manpower and natural resources, the benefits are owed to me and more
balls in a vice toil
>>219412397thems the happy pills
>>219412374Friends with a Turkish lass and trust me, they are all fucking hysterical and weirdShe was with a bloke for TWO days and she was crying her eyes out because he had a girlfriend before he met her
>>219412408>>219412409like moths to a flame
>>219412413
>>219412403Millwall fan detected
*surreptitiously googles what a fantasy is*
>>219412397Need to get off those happy pills ASAP honeyGet on a different one
>>219412414>She was with a bloke for TWO days and she was crying her eyes out because he had a girlfriend before he met herwouldn't have to worry about that with me
>>219412403fucking howling
>>219412425you can sleep but you have to have fun in the thread tomorrow or big issues
>>219412433Nah but she'd probably whine that there's something wrong with you because you never had a girlfriend
i'm from cornwall and you're all northerners to me
>>219412432gp still ignoring me
>>219412374>>219412389>>219412414
beddy byes loomsREALLY hope catberg doesn't wake me up at 7am again, had enough of her shit
Asha Sharma – CEO of Microsoft Gaming Satya Nadella – CEO of MicrosoftSundar Pichai – CEO of Alphabet & Google Arvind Krishna – CEO of IBM Shantanu Narayen – CEO of Adobe Vimal Kapur – CEO of Honeywell International Srini Gopalan – CEO of T-Mobile US
31 days since GP ordered a blood test and the lazy basterd cunts still havent booked me in
I wouldn't ignore youBut I'd have to do a lot of anus probingbut i'm sure you have practice with that
>>219412465just lock it outsidethey belong outside anyway
>>219412374bug eyes look like they're going to roll out of her skull
right well that's a vaguely homoerotic post
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>219412493love when girls have big fucking stupid eyes
Southerners all wear Jack Wills as formal wear, a truly disgusting people
>>219412509Her eyes were distractingly gigantic in Fallout
>>219412472holy grimoli
>>219412513
goodnightbe nice tomorrow
apparently in japan they closed down some popular festival because tourists kept walking into people's houses to take a dumpthere's also a story about a tourist taking one in someone's garden(we can all guess who is responsible here)
>>219412509alri lad
>>219412528It's either there or the street
>>219412475put red food colouring in wee and send photo
Southerners after putting on their finest "Superdry" to go to "Miller and Carter" in "Stevenage"
>>219412528>there's also a story about a tourist taking one in someone's gardenktim catberg
reinstalled wallpaper engine so I can get an animated yuno gasai wallpaper
>Sharon Spitz, the main character of the animated series Braceface, is 13 years old in the first season and turns 14 in the second and third seasons. The show, which ran from 2001 to 2004, follows her navigating 8th grade and the start of high school.
>>219412475 ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶f̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶l̶o̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶ wee and send photo
>>219412560 sick that lad cant wait to tell the mandem
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Clowns are no longer funny
>>219412563>Sharon spitz:/
We used to laugh at clowns and listen to politicians, but now the politicians are the clowns
>>219412600Because they're paid peanuts
cup of tea and paint my nails I reckon
Bipolar melty :/
>>219412350
I'm overwhelmed with anxiety again feel like crying
Southerners when their train to Liverpool Street is on time and All Bar One is doing 2for1 cocktails
>>219412528asian tourists do that in the cotswalds too
>>219412610um
70 quid a day for the train and you barely ever even get a seat in the morningits. fucking DISGRACESTARMERS BRITAIN that
Blog on
>>219412619ktim ktim ktim
right that's black gunk on the nozzle of my water bottle
>>219412619ktimmers
theres a lot of "those types" around nowadays, too many i say
>>219412651should really wash my bottles but always forgetwonder what kind of strange things i've been drinking in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smp6AepJIhM
>>219412626Allbarone mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWuvKTuWfmo
learning about my local area via googly maps
>>219412672still waiting on my offer my nettyyahoo
Just watched Pride & Prejudice. Total banger. Most heterosexual movie you can watch, really
scream
>>219412708also doing this with your local area
>>219412711What happens
>>219412708did this last week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOQI-YHwvyU
Just espied a niggardly old coon in a video, yclept Sir Lammy
Just want a cabin on 10 acres of land and to live in solitude the rest of my days
Southerners come home after a long day as HR Supervisor at Bracknell Business Park and tuck into this absolute "delicacy". Truly a worthless people, we must mine the Peak District to keep them out.
>>219412726Love Pikachu
want her to hug me and hold me tight
>>219412732and where's those 10 acres gonna fit?
>>219412719>>219412723look you aren't going to find me so you may as well give up
>>219412721Prime Keira Knightley is courted by a tall brooding chud in olde evropa and theres pretty music and buildings and scenery
>>219412732easily done with 200k in the bank, you got that?
>>219412752Any black people?
>>219412746I just wanted to mention a dogging spot to make you laugh but you ignored me :x
Any of you remember the theme from USA High? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-fVSIclhy4
>>219412741Falkreath hold has plenty of room
>>219412736>ah fackin lav sam jewwied eeuws wiv licka an a fackin bit a chiwwi vinegar
>>219412757None
>>219412768The name of the show is USA High but they go to school in Paris
>>219412736phwoarlove a good jellued eel
>>219412779>'its diffwent roight befaw the west 'am game
and the latest update on punch?
Reminder: while your sat here in your Y-fronts posting rubbish other men are out being lusted over by beautiful women
>>219412803Why are they incapable of speaking English?
>>219412761phwoarhes just like me
>>219412818More fool them
>>219412812he dieded x
>>219412768
>>219412812nigga head blown smoove off!
phwoarfor me?garagedrum n bassjungledub step
>>219412828>>219412832
>>219412840tracksuit chav
remember she went on a that mad rant about refugees kek
>>219412861don't know anything about her other than she's french and has a nice muff
>>219412864thought that wasn't allowed
>>219412844
>>219412864valhalla falling calling,forever
>>219412823Southerners don't attend school, they immediately start trading in Dubai at age 5
>>219412861No, but I'd expect any frog that isn't brown or a boomer to rant about them desu
>>219412812saw a video of another monkey swinging him around like bowser lol
>>219412892That's a bloke
>>219412877it's allowed!>>219412887Dreaming in a dream ^_^
Until the next worldThe third world or the next world warClass war all over this worldWe're all over the world
can you lend a nigga a pencil?
>>219412764i assumed it was that kind of thing but searched up like cruising or something and it didn't come up then i had to sleepsorry for not replying i did still find it funny
>>219412911He's meHe's literally me
>>219412907it's okay you're the only grafter hereyou need your beauty sleep
A friend of mine lost his virginity when he was 13 One of the older girls fancied him and shagged him at a partyMe? 29 year old virg
>>219412923what about cornwall? they graft.
>>219412911why do they hate him so muchhe's literally a baby
>>219412930I felt like a freak for losing mine at 19
Off to Italia
hp lovecraft stopped being a chud after he married a jewessa lesson to be learned for some of you lot
Blokes from Southern England be like>ooh its Froiday noight, better log onta 4Chan and post some pictures of Transgender women!!
Lost my virginity at 14Mainly because I was groomed and raped (by a woman though so it's okay according to /brit/)
sick of this fucking monkey getting posted it's making me depressed
Feel like such an incel talking to women, first word out of my mouth and they realise how desperate and pathetic I am
mares
>>219412911don't want to see this as a taxpaying 4chan user
>>219412955that’s only that Cornwall fellahe’s been doing it since 2014
doing a gay porn griddy with the full foden to ecco2k
Gonna see the river manGonna tell him all I canAbout the banOn feeling freeIf he tells me all he knows'Bout the way his river flowsI don't supposeIt's meant for me
>>219412952Lucky dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciBzFMsQD08
>>219412971I have deleted it, just for you.
>>219412974
>>219412978Will be there for some time x
any sexless creeps in
The founders of the English colonies were cowards who ran away from the debts they caused, the other problems they caused, and ran away because their puritan feelings weren't that accepted.The people who stayed in Britain were tougher than that, and toughed everything out by adapting endlessly.
>>219412970toby NO
There’s a WWII movie coming out with Brendan Fraser as Dwight Eisenhower
>>219412968My oneitis is a porn star
Restore Britain insisting they're not neo-nazi while letting in neo-nazis
>>219412988Make sure to share pics
Makes me laugh thinking about how the KKK would probably get mocked nowadays for being Americans and thinking they're white
Embarrassing
>>219413002Thought that nigga was dead desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRL58MU3hrc
For me it's Teen Angelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIeGZR7u4ko
yesterday i learned that the head of palantir's UK operations is oswald mosley's grandson
just bought a trillion pounds of palantir stock
sex with adult women
Rorke twerking his fat arse to Bob-omb Battlefield
>>219413032bootlicking freak
>>219413034screeched at this
need trump to conduct limited military action on my bollocks
Feasting on Valentine's Day chocolates
>>219413027Yeah the Mosleys are an old aristocratic family There’s lot of prominent Mosleys
>>219413034haha he twerking that thanghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmP3UHXYi28&list=RDbmP3UHXYi28&start_radio=1
>>219413041suck my d*ck
lately I've been into waifus
Watched that Bad Bunny performance at the Super Bowl so I could enjoy the seethe in the comments from Americhuds, and actually he was just incredibly shit. Can't sing at all and the music is simple. Grim.
>>219413034bep budubu be bep bep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8ZiZ9xiLw
>>219413033tsmt
spent valentine's day wanking to Latina armpits
>>219413055Puerto Ricans are legitimately retarded. Dominicans as well. Grim dead weight
Lads from the south of England be like>lately I've been into waifus
>>219413067did it last a week?
>>219413055Nah it was good
Time for a cup of tea and some nail painting x
test
just not horny anymore
I like Puerto Ricans. I like everyone.
>>219412911they're just like us
man asked to use my car to jump start his van i said nopoor fuckers probably still sat there in a travelodge car park eating mars bars out the vending machine waiting for aa lol
they hate that little monkey because hes a gay fag
Do you lads remember on shooting stars when mark lamarr entered to mr bombastic
>>219413099yeah?
The wife about to slash some... You know's.
Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler
s
>>219413098>>219413099
Lads from the north of England be like>*unintelligible grunting noises*
Yorkshiremen>Tall>Intelligent>Handsome>PowerfulSouthern boys>Short>Skinnyfat>Gay>Indian
>>219413098yeah.
>>219413098erm what
America used to be so peng.
>>219413099harembros...
>>219413108kek
>>219413122I don't have a harem, we are MONOGAMOUS!
>>219413108Londoners cannot pronounce 'L' or 'TH' sounds, and are capable of only around three vowels (far fewer than the more complex language of Northern men)
Blow his head smoove off
Reckon I might be on the spectrum
>>219413108Dunelm
>>219413157I definitely am.
>Reckon I might be on the spectrum
>>219413108https://vocaroo.com/1dErhccZdzuO
>>219413157the ZX spectrum?
>>219413157ktimming at this
>>219413175
pale scottish qt's
My life is so miserable and grim
>>219413175very feminine
>>219413157you're not cool enough to be on the spectrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbSah0vwwrU
Might rewatch Kanye's infowars interview. Just iconic
>>219413196Who's she?
>>219413199also ktimming at this
https://vocaroo.com/1ckYXkxhK2CH
>>219413175Not Northern. Hope you get banned again.
Peter Ndlovu sex arse
>>219413177corr speccy
>>219413223forgot about thisHOWL
Imagine being the world's richest manBet you can't
>>219413223could play this over the radio and no one would even notice.
Why do Southerners love skinny jeans so much?
Sucking down a 1664 meFeel fucking sickBeen off my meds for about a week now
>>219413281take the kyle falconer pill
time for a snotwank methinks
im a rizless unfuckable CHUD
>>219413223
>>219413061OH NO IVE FALLEN AND MY FACE HAS GONE DIRECTLY IN HER ARSE
for me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGlF39Cgc4U
Southerners log on and post shit like >time for a snotwank methinks
were charlie and lola sisters
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216846295/#216846373Mental how I'm in this picture!
>>219413317i'm not a southerner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BZkYfqa4Fs
>>219413224i know
>>216846373
>>219413334Sorry, I was mean.>>219413336Yep that's the oneNobody got the ex though
mental how I'm in this picture!(second from left)
Essexers are certainly not representative of southernersIt's like saying all northerners are like scouse scallies
>>219413342CWLTSYC
New>>219413351
mental how i'm in this picture
>>219403821 >>219403821 >>219403821
custom matgeek shirt with the confiderate flag spendersswedish posters are insane
>>219412126would :3
