tipple edition
ran off on da plug twice
>>219428636based lads calling out racism
>>219428636luh bacha bazi in da middle
if you see something that doesn't look right, speak to janny
got my gay affliction on just to sit in my bedroom all day
who is rorke
>>219428636
Androgenic got exposed. It's over for him
not a Christian but I dont think this really counts seems like cheating a bit thought you were supposed to give up chocolate or fags
love me Hulllads <3
anime
nuke Hull
>>219428735UM x
“Qu'est-ce que je peux faire? demanda-t-il. – Va te branler. – Tu crois que c'est foutu? – Bien entendu. C'est foutu depuis longtemps, depuis l'origine. Tu ne représenteras jamais, Raphaël, un rêve érotique de jeune fille. Il faut en prendre ton parti; de telles choses ne sont pas pour toi. De toute façon, il est déjà trop tard. L'insuccès sexuel, Raphaël, que tu as connu depuis ton adolescence, la frustration qui te poursuit depuis l'âge de treize ans laisseront en toi une trace ineffaçable. À supposer même que tu puisses dorénavant avoir des femmes – ce que, très franchement, je ne crois pas – cela ne suffira pas; plus rien ne suffira jamais. Tu resteras toujours orphelin de ces amours adolescentes que tu n'as pas connues. En toi, la blessure est déjà douloureuse; elle le deviendra de plus en plus. Une amertume atroce, sans rémission, finira par emplir ton cœur. Il n'y aura pour toi ni rédemption, ni délivrance.”
>>219428722wud plap
Blacks are bigger
>>219428722fucking disgusting white supremacist "christian" nonsensevile post from themhow about a nice post about eid? no, too brown for them
>>219428722would
>>219428722nice chebs on that one
>>219428763
>>219428694dress up just for nothingdoing what im meant to for nothing
might become a raging alcoholic
i like women
Mubarak Obama
Hull is an adorable city
anf if rasheed dont like itrorke the casbah
polite reminder not to give "escortmong" a single (You)
RESTORE
>>219428824I hate this guy so much
>>219428797this but without the wo
>>219428694>>219428793well done!!
new book got wet in the rain. i cant have anything it seems
what are we doing tomorrow then?im doing laundry after a tesco trip, then idk
might read a romance mangaif i experience romance through fiction then I no longer need to experience romance for real
>>219428874This isn't a social media platform you sperg
>>219428874mumberg coming for a visit
>>219428865get it in rice
>>219428874sitting in my incel bedroom and posting on /brit/ all day long
day 6 I did the recycling and poisoned the recycling stat by throwing away some plastic bottles in the trash, did some tidying in my living room and fucked up my microwave
>>219428874toiling
get the cocklet wanked
>>219428879Cope
He looks like SHIT
>>219428912toby
>>219428936he looks not bad for a 47 year old
it all goes into an incinerator in the phillipines anyways
steak bakes and potato waffles for tea
>>219428874might go outsidemight not
LODS OF EMONE
>>219428874got an absolute blinder of a day planned- get the albanians to wash the car- hoover the flat- meet the toilfu for sushi- look at insurance quotes
>>219428883Mark likes this
>>219428747"What can I do? He asked.-- Go have a wank.-- You think it's fucked?-- Of course. It's been fucked for a long time, since the start. You will never represent, Rorke, a young girl's wet dream. You have to accept it; such things are not for you. In any case, it's already too late. The sexual failure, Rorke, that you have known since adolescence, the frustration that has followed you since the age of 13 will leave an unerasable mark on you. Supposing you could get women from now on -- which, frankly, I don't believe -- it won't be even; nothing will ever be enough. You will always remain an orphan of your unrealised teenage love. In you, the wound is already deep; it will become deeper and deeper. Excruciating bitterness, without respite, will fill your heart. There will be no redemption for you."(I did A Level French)
>>219428936WALLED.
punch is really cute
>>219429004If you empathize with this monkey, you're a bitch
>>219429024I do
>>219429024you're a freak
>>219429024that monkey is like what Mousey was
the order:large haddocksmall chipsbattered sausagepickled eggall covered in tartare sauce, naturally
>>219429066fat pig of a man
>>219428983>>219428747That book, and the film adaptation, are soul crushing.
>>219429066FATTY! *pokes your fat tum*
is it whiskey or whisky or wisky or wiskey
>>219429066>pickled eggvile
elusin. fit
>>219429066>small chips
>>219429066my piss still stinks of last nights chippy teabizarre behaviour from this body
monkeys are a lot like humansI wonder if they'll ever get some sort of rights
got my mousenonce merch today a hoodie and a hat
>>219429113the large chips is far too much for one, would go to waste x
>>219428983bit harsh
>>219429123
>>219428977>- meet the toilfu for sushicorr how did u manage that
>>219429066damn that sounds nice
got orangutans in malaysia picking coconutsall leads to toil in the end doesnt it
>>219429113Small chips in most chippies is still a lot, plenty for one person. Large chips is for a couple or a family. You're a fat fuck if you get a large chips for a personal order.
>>219429167No you're a fat fuck you worthless frogposter, fuck off
>>219429174melty
early tea tonight with a kino then out for a night walk
The clunge is in!!
>>219429167depends on how pressed the chippy is for profitsmy chippy has a small chips that is actually small, but they do a regular chips and a large chips
I'm a thinking a Domino's is on the cards tonight.
The dream
>>219429210Spaino and 190
>>219429210half a brain cell between these two
someone pls post those text conversaqtions where the lad posts like 40 x's at the end
>>219429258yeah they can
Out of me AA meeting, redpills dropped on epigenetic memory
yuno
Taxtoil looms
>>219429150been blogging about my escapades with her for months now lad where have you been
>>219429282ayo niqqa in English???
Black people in the cinema. Hollerin' it up
rorke the movie in cinemas monday
Self harm in the old
>>219428701we are all rorke
>>219429326>>219429327wtf
rorkeberg looking gay in his gay wanking glasses
>>219429326I've started going to the upmarket independent cinema, tickets are more expensive but it keeps the zoomers and wogs out
>>219429221no this. im in the tower brooding in my incel castle
Beer time
>>219428701Rorke is a stereotype of a young right-wing British man who spends too much time on the internet
>>219429374KTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219429375No it isn't mong
>>219429374on my second can of '64 already
>>219429308would rape her I think
>>219429388UMMY
got some Shakespeare Tragedies and every single line is annotated with some explaination. Half of every page is annotations about the meaning and most of it is like "Hamlet enters" this refers to the fact that Hamlet has entered the roomIt's really not that deep guys
>>219429375he's a very silly little boy that needs to grow up
>>219429327who would play rorke
When you're out with the lads and you're having a look in JD and you might fancy the Curry Club at 'Spoons but then your mate Callum who's an absolute ledge and the Archbishop of Banterbury says "Oi brevs let's have a cheeky Nando's instead" and you'll think "Top. Let's smash it."
>>219429397don't think so
>>219429392Lushingtons
>>219429221Plan to save schoolsSell 3pm Katie "lemonade"
>>219429414no I would im stronger
>>219429424
having an autistic fit
>>219429424lol
>>219429347>>219429375I see, is there a left wing equivalent?
>>219429412Your post makes me want to watch that skit with the lad recounting his banter filled outing with the lads but I can't think of how to find it.
>>219429453reckon she'd just blow you up with a bomb vest or something
>>219429484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDaCrTHClEs
Sippin a 'fee n sayin prayers
what's for tea, then?i'm thinking tuna melt and maybe the last baked potato i've got in
Thanks for banging mom and having me dad. Happy birthday.
just witnessed a crashing granny
D U D EUDE
gonna bite all my fingers off then shove them up my arse
this is the worst general on 4chan
>>219429480leftypol is rorke's arch nemesisthey're a yin yang situation
>>219429560It's not even the worst /brit/ on 4chan
Ate a whole 500 gram mackerel. >>219429580I see thanks for the clarification, now it all make sense.
Felt alright earlier but now I feel depressed for some reason
>>219429511This is good and I remember it also but not at all what I'm after. I'm after the video of a guy talking to the camera, English, complete tarq, recounting some epic lads night/holiday he had. I think the guy actually got a small comedy career out of it, did stand up and so on. Nothing so good as his first video though.
got the slow cooker out havent i?
>>219429607ktim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8xDpIfyedYrorke's leftypol uncle
>>219429424poo roar
>look up a youtuber i used to watch years ago (h3)>his podcast is still going but his audience is mostly women now>go into his subreddit>it's a bunch of drama, gossiping about the relationships/looks/etc of people they don't likewhat the fuck
>>219429619bet it's gonna be shit
>>219429644Ethan Klein is a scummy jew fuck
listening to AdelePlottingScheming
>>219429641based, that will be me in 40 years
>>219429663Sad
>>219429645usually is but it beats cooking multiple times a day
watching star trek tng clips again
>>219429663least he had a good night
>>219429678is he not looking in because he's already in the house sitting on your couch and drinking your milkshake?
>>219429678he would get killed here
>>219429706>tngWhat's that stand for?
>>219429663there was a guy on /brit/ the other day saying his mate just died on holiday. could be this lad
>>219429733the next generation i think
>>219429733is ask jeeves broken
FFS WHERE IS MY LONG ASS HDMI CABLE
>>219429644You are incredibly late to the party. h3 has been a dramafag podcaster for the best part of a decade now. He even had a podcast with hasan, but fell out because Hasan is a socialist terrorist sympathiser and h3 is a globalist jew advocate. H3's entire thing is getting constantly embroiled in drama with leftist and tranny streamers, while he himself is a leftist streamer married to a woman that looks like a tranny.All of that gang turned to shit. Filthy Frank became some moping emo singer (albeit incredibly successful). idubbbz became a cuck leftist commie. The only one who stayed relatively the same was maxmoefoe and he does a low effort podcast now but at least he hasn't changed who he is.
>>219429733it's a racist reference to the black captain
ass HDMI cable
done it againdone it fucking again been so good with my eating then go and ruined it all within the space of 20 minutes just kill me please Netanyahu
mental how there are literally NO good anime releasing anymore
>>219429511I found it, thank God for chatgpt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57PlVm7hALA
>>219429786This is fucked up just feed the damn dog
why does it always feel like the final minute of a countdown shouldn't count? that's not a real minute
Was expecting a funny answer to that question oh well
MENTAL!
>>219429790Frieren season two is airing. New Baki season is out in a month. There's some watchable stuff.
A sad depressing Saturday night
>>219429793oh fuck i had completely forgotten this one but that thumbnail instantly brought it back
>>219429790I liked the Spice and Wolf remake
>>219429790?freiren is weekly rnsbr next month
>>219429813grow up
>>219429817anime used to be better when I was like, 16now it's just isekai slop
>>219429813fuck i just got it
>>219429829Fair enough
>>219429790
You lads are going to be on /sp/ for the Team GB vs Canada curling final right? It'll be the first and only time in /sp/ history where the British team will be cheered for over the other side.
The new Frieren season has been naff so far.
>>219429853Don't know what this is
Dad shouting at the dog for the 500th time todayStill yet to grasp she can’t understand English
>2016>5 posters from then still hereFucking hell, that is dire.
Are you proud to be British or do you wish you could be German (or something else on the mainland)?No wrong answers.
>>219429859Show went to shit as soon as it turned into Naruto
>>219429857why do people hate the canadian team?
>>219429853yeh di timmydem were out in full fource back den
>>219429878I've been here posting on 4chan since 2007, whats the big deal? I like coming here
>>2194298881. They are cheating cunts2. They are cunts
mental how there’s such a strong correlation between being into asian children’s cartoons and being a timid asocial freak
>>219429883yep
>>219429883I'm english, not british
>>219429790theres a few thingshell's paradise is very goodhttps://youtu.be/4hgIRvPx8cw
The viewing
Your avin a larf Your avin a larf You didnt score a goal In the first harlf
>>219429884I'll take that over Fern and Stark boring couple drama every single episode, plus it's become too formulaic with them going to a new village or town, they meet someone who wants a job doing, trouble ensues, resolution, Frieren flashback of how it reminded her of something with Himmel.
>>21942984790s, 00s and early 10s were the peak. Yeah it has gotten worse. That's why I don't watch it often. But there's usually at least a handful of shows a year that are worth watching. If you aren't hyped for Baki I don't know what to tell you.
>>219429925well yeah mate they're paedophiles. Theres a reason why 80s and 90s anime was mechs and monsters and dragonball z, but 2010s anime turned in to little girl cartoon porn. Japan outlawed real child porn
>>219429883aye
movies that you can only understand as an american and should not be watched by a british person>ferris bueller>back to the future>groundhog day>breakfast cluband many like it
/brit/ is an anime general
>>219429944I clocked out of To Your Eternity when they ended up on that prison island, is it worth picking up again?
you love to see it
>>219429990Ok I will watch them to understand why.
>>219429990have watched all of these, me
>>219429990Pretty sure all of those films are easily understandable if you aren't a zoomer freak and can pay attention without looking at your phone and asking grok ai for the plot
>>219429990Back to the Future is literally the most universally enjoyable movie trilogy ever made, what are you talking about? Groundhog day is also a universal classic. The others I have to admit, I did not get at all, and you might be on to something with them.
>>219430007ive been there
>>219429997No it peaked at the Gugu arc and has been shite since. Now they're doing a modern setting where all the old characters come back to the modern world and their in school and shite. It's awful
>>219430025right but why should I do any of that?
>>219429990well of those I only saw back to the future
feels like out of nowhere one day everybody just accepted full grown adult men watching japanese little girl cartoons and having these as avatars on social media. No questions asked
any grim little alkie twats in this evening?
>>219429990can't imagine the mind of the freak who doesn't understand ferris bueller's day offdo brits get executed for skipping school or something
as an Italian bvll, I demand an Italian gfshame I grew up here
>>219430061how bizarre
>>219430061“everybody” being western nerds under 35. amongst normies and older people watching anime is still bizzare and bent as fuck
>>219430061The pandemic happened and normgroids were forced to watch anime (mainly JJK) out of boredom and now they like it
>>219430067Teetotal general
don't like watching ferris bueller because the relationship he has with his gf makes me feel sad and lonely
>taffs
>>219430061do you know what site you're posting on?
Had a steak and haggis pie from the butchers for dinner
>>219430084not one of my friends or family have ever watched anime neither have I (one of the few facts about myself I hold in great pride)
>>219430067At that grim period of the year where even drinking feels shite
>>219430086big ups to all me teetotalersare we all still virgin freaks?
anyone else feeling cozy
>>219430109>haggis pieinteresting
>>219430109phwoarrshepherds pie for me
>>219430061It is only acceptable online, anime pedo freaks are absolutely excluded and bullied in the real world. Funny how you don't know that.
>>219430109sounds peng as
>>219430067Aye. Drinking a so called bum grenade (Pennergranate) as we speak.
>>219430037>>219430025nothing to do with generations. it's a cultural thing. they're too too yankified
>>219430093i almost cried when i rewatched about time. sissy bitch nigga me
>>219430129No I feel depressed
>>219430145it’s great forfar bridies are toochicken curry pies can also be found scotland really does have it nailed down on the pie game
that one isn't mebit concerning
>>219430184You need a cuddle?
have to work tonighti haven't had to work a saturday in years
sad gimp voice: Back to the Future is literally the most universally enjoyable movie trilogy ever made
Boxing tonight. We can watch that together
might watch a bit of films and programmes :)
>>219430186Never had those, only steak pie which was incredible
Wanking to Mira Szalma again.
those were the dayscan't do that anymore
>>219430191thought you'd been here a while no
>>219428722thought woke banned Christians
>>219430083>>219430150Just not the case though is it. Now you have real life politicians replying to these freaks on social media and taking them seriously. Obviously we're talking about online you dented retards, I'm not talking about convention cosplayers approaching politicians outside parliament am i
>>219430225they just released an update for diablo 2 a few days ago
>>219430225woke gone mad innit
>>219430225
and the absolute very latest from thaiconstellationmonsteradeliciosalad?
>>219430225take me backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyS7U3ogUk
Time for the weekly 3 hours of hearing dadstein rant about the wogs and demoncrats >>219429899Lol
>>219430214actually I do believe that's Look Who's Talking
>>219430241They don't make tube monitors anymore. Also your youth is gone.
>>219430274based dadberg my dadowitz still operates inside the woke frame
>>219430145>>219430154>>219430148Was epic
>>219430234Do they really though
I keep a spreadsheet ranking every single edition of /brit/ Not sure where to place this one
>>219430229no like since late 2023 possibly. only got the flag around august i think
>>219430298It's actually insufferable and im a chud myself
>>219430283Can't be true, I'm 36 but look 17 you see.
>>219430319skinwalkeryou stole his identity
>>219430314how long does it go back?
When you Google James Milner you get a cool animation
drinking alcohol and playing video games was always a horrible experience
>>219430335mods who let this obviously underage spring chicken in
It's a good thing I downloaded the blueprints to my house yes very good
brits better not let the cheating canadians win gold
>>219430361Very coolHappy 654th Birthday to James Milner!
got a bit of a headache :(
got abolishegirls on
There’s a Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He’s Mousey
>>219430403take some mefenamic acid its like magic, ive saved the dead at raves
the wasian masterrace will inherit the earth
>>219430451wide eyed freak
>>219430451would kiss on the lips
can't stop farting
>>219430451she has whiter eyes than me, and I'm white
>>219430225>(You)stop wasting your life faggot
>>219430461Eyes Wide Chud
>>219430451could land a jumbo jet between her eyes tyrone
Saw a mother call her 4-5 year old daughter a little shit outside poundstretcher todayVery unpleasant to see
>>219430507the white working class
>>219430507mum was in the right
mike myers had a very underwhelming career didnt he
chinky new year banner up in trafalgar square with gong hei fat choi on itbet the han chinese are SEETHING
mad how wrexham will be in the prem next year
>>219430507see this sort of thing every daywe live very different lives, I assume
>>219430542not reallyhe killed loads of teenagers
Am 32 in a couple weeks.Still wank over my ex gf's nudes she sent me 12 years ago.
muddy dog refuses to let me towel her the little bastard
>>219430565grow up mate you're not funny
>>219430558>gong hei fat choiwhat did you just call me?
>>219430572dogberg used to love getting dried with a towel, he thought it was a wee game
>>219430561the missus watched that netflix shit and had me take her to a gameshe spent the entire 90 minutes on her phone
Dadbergs boomer ways absolutely baffle me>blasting GB News at full volume while he browses Facebook and plays TikTok’s at full volume on his phone>doing the dishes but not rinsing off the soap so all the dishes taste like fairy liquid>wearing shoes indoors so the house always has dog shit treaded into the floor>having a tantrum if we don’t eat 3 meals a day + pudding>only showering once every 3 days and only changing his underwear once (I only ever see one pair on the washing line)Absolute bizarre generation
>>219430569I have a whole 60gb USB but haven't looked at it in 2-3 years.
>>219429166never thought about it that way really but yes indeed
>>219430610rorke's da
>>219430602what a daft bint
>>219430562I’m from Stoke and for all the faults of the scum who live hear I’ve never seen one cussing out their child in public
>>219430591gong xi fa cai
>>219430610>>having a tantrum if we don’t eat 3 meals a day + puddingkek dadberg gets raging if someone is not present at the table the second dinner is ready
Leftypol counting his families underwear on the washing line like some sort of KGB-panty officer
>>219430610>blasting GB News at full volume >only showering once every 3 days ktimdalthough my father is 81 years old so actually a boomeri suspect your father is probably Gen X
>>219430610Rorkecore
>>219430610>doing the dishes but not rinsing off the soap so all the dishes taste like fairy liquidThis is a class thing not a generational thing
>>219430191>>219430347?
it looms
>>219430762neetmong tried loomingit wasn't very effective....
>>219280502>>219280502
>>219430680He’s 1958 so definitely a boomer
the linking to a dead thread gimmick needs to stop
>>219430796are we just not having a new then
>>219430814>>219430814
>>209973269
