best lunch edition
got the curling on
it nap time
>>219432575ok bye
>walking their little willies
In here >>219432514>>219432514
alri?
cute enby barista served me againcant tell if they're amab or afab but would fuck them either way
doing a lidl runbrb
you and your trannies eh
how do I learn grammar as an adult ladsmy school never taught it
fucks sake threads split
just kidding! would never shag an afab
ice dancer it's trueice dancer it's true
hope we bring in Elon for DOGE UK after Reform win
english: screamingirish: scrghaimgnh
thinking of breaking up with my gf of 1.5yrs but struggling to bring myself to do iti just dont see a long-term future together.but i dont want to lose her and not be able to find someone else who i like as much as heri like her. it's just long-term compatibility, future-building. i don't know what to do.
>>219432648scwllhrhwg
atb
decided to slot my 1hr in at this time today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
heatherpurdue
>>219432682
>>219432664Don't get this. Surely if you like each other that much you'll both adjust your plans to be together and happy
oh this is the new? i will transplant my posts, happy to have any replies to these comments:> Hier kommt Alex> tomorrow at tesco i'm going to buy some potato croquettes
>>219432682gn ariannaposter
>Say something at work>Nobody replies, colleagues share glances with one another and swiftly move on>Send a tweet on X>No likes, no replies>Make a post on /brit/>People reply things like "I don't get this" or "bizarre post"I'm constantly being reminded that I don't fit in anywhere. That I'll be alone forever.
>>219432702you'll be fine
>>219432695utterly mad how shit their latest sketch series was
>>219432695hahahaalcohol addiction
>>219432695genuinely thought about this sketch today while doing this exact calculation in the booze aisle at asda>>219432717dont go
>>219432674nearly forgot the Welsh one too, thx for posting it
>>219432716great post, i fully understand this
>>219432716profoundly confuddling post
>>219432716bizarre post
>>219432727I’m literally curled up in bed typing this on my phoneProbably won’t even sleep but I want to lay down for a bit
remember 20 years ago when the joke was "next they will put breakdancing as an olympic sport in them olympics"
*audibly cracks a can open and it fizzes up* ahfuck
>>219432762please stayor at least come back later
>>219432719Yeah I expected that, but i want to kiss Stevie Martin on the lips>>219432722he's just thirsty>>219432727mad how it was 2,70 for a beer a bread a paper and an apple
need more 13 year old girls in olympics gymnastics
>>219432791you need to kill yourself
>>219432787Well yeah I’ll be back later at leastCan’t sleep through the night at 8pm. That’s literally insane
Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) is characterized by a pervasive pattern of instability in emotions, relationships, self-image, and behavior. Key symptoms include intense fear of abandonment, chronic feelings of emptiness, extreme mood swings, impulsive, self-destructive actions, and intense, unstable relationships
>rorke at the roulette table>"put it all on getting a clue">the boule spins around before landing on "grow up"
>>219432716You post here Saturday. What are you on about?
>>219432508crying and screaming because the monkey punch is being bullied
>>219432806WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING THIS
>>219432705it's just realities. like i'm in the position to buy a house for example, and then start a family a couple years after. she's fresh out of the education system, so no money/a bit of debt, etc. we're on different life paths and it's not the kind of thing where i can just 'wait around', i don't think it will be healthy for the relationship (it's already beginning to cause some issues).
>punch the monkeydon't mind if i do
ᴮᵒʳᵈᵉʳˡᶦnᵉ ᴾᵉʳˢᵒnᵃˡᶦᵗʸ ᴰᶦˢᵒʳᵈᵉʳ (ᴮᴾᴰ) ᶦˢ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳᶦᶻᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᵖᵉʳᵛᵃˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵖᵃᵗᵗᵉʳn ᵒᶠ ᶦnˢᵗᵃᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ ᶦn ᵉᵐᵒᵗᶦᵒnˢ, ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᶦᵒnˢʰᶦᵖˢ, ˢᵉˡᶠ-ᶦᵐᵃᵍᵉ, ᵃnᵈ ᵇᵉʰᵃᵛᶦᵒʳ. ᴷᵉʸ ˢʸᵐᵖᵗᵒᵐˢ ᶦnᶜˡᵘᵈᵉ ᶦnᵗᵉnˢᵉ ᶠᵉᵃʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃᵇᵃnᵈᵒnᵐᵉnᵗ, ᶜʰʳᵒnᶦᶜ ᶠᵉᵉˡᶦnᵍˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉᵐᵖᵗᶦnᵉˢˢ, ᵉˣᵗʳᵉᵐᵉ ᵐᵒᵒᵈ ˢʷᶦnᵍˢ, ᶦᵐᵖᵘˡˢᶦᵛᵉ, ˢᵉˡᶠ-ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵘᶜᵗᶦᵛᵉ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒnˢ, ᵃnᵈ ᶦnᵗᵉnˢᵉ, ᵘnˢᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᶦᵒnˢʰᶦᵖˢ
>>219432695I drink once or twice a week in evenings and feel like a massive alchie. Have no idea how people get to this state of drinking every single day from the morning
>>219432826(:
>>219432836>nBit racist that
>>219432836I see the vision
Lining my stomach before I go out on the lash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
Terry davis (pbuh) on: reality
>>219432848many people have recommended i get tested for BPD
>>219432859mashallah.
>>219432859Fucking nigger bird
>>219432858kek why did you photoshop Nigel Farage into the beans?
>>219432867Well. Think that was actually just me.
>>219432878then he beats her up and gets her addicted to crack so when he makes her a prostitute she has to stay
>>219432878Get yourself a snow bunny lads
>>219432896nopehas been suggested before!
>>219432902you are not among company
why is everybody in here so unfunny? fucking insanely unfunny freaks
Type of shit i been on
>>219432924Say something funny then
>>219432922it's not a hat
>>219432924Mind pointing us to all of you funny posts
>>219432922Not a hat it's called a bonnet and it protects hair from damage
got a nice diary from tg jones, it even has road and rail network maps
>>219432843I can never get into alcohol, the hangovers are too severe, I only drank when I did drugs. I had a friend who was an alkie for 10 years, waking up with beers and vodka literally but he stopped after his started to develop teeth problems, now he is married, one of the coolest guys I know, he actually introduced me to UK shows and Trailer Park Boys and cool music when I was a wee lad.
If multiple people have suggested it then don’t you think there’s some truth to it
what accent do the british curlers have? you can kind of hear how the canadian hick hoser accent derived from it. like the two teams kind of sound similar when they're shouting
>>219432922it protect they weave
>>219432948fuck off tranny
>>219432952>tg joneswoke bollocksit's wh smiths
>>219432965leave her alone meanie
>>219432958the call it a bonnet lmao
>>219432951ktim
>>219432962
>>219432951hey my post made it in there :3
troon
darnk a whoel bottle of wine and wont dont even feel it
>>219432968says quite clearly on the front actuallythere are actual whsmiths still in train stations and motorway service stations
>>219432948>>219432945Right well it is a hat
What should I wank over lads?
naming my son skyrim
My bed is very warm and comfy nglShame i’ve not got anyone to cuddle with xx
>>219432893bean giggling at this for 5 minutes now because i can't see nigels face at all which is funnier than if he was there
>>219432976new>>>/gif/30295297>>>/gif/30295297>>>/gif/30295297
might get a bounty tomorrowhaven't had a bounty in a while
>>219432953I've drank regularly since 18 but as I get older I find the hangovers more and more intolerable. I used to drink a lot of spirits but can't do that anymore because of the severe hangovers so now I stick to beer but even that now is giving me grotty shitty hangovers that make drinking not even feel worth it
>>219433032are you a girl
>>219433017no
>>219432878why this nigga talkin
>>219433019Nikki Grahame died a few years back
>>219432806Can I get bennies for this?
Cheesy chips and pizza for tea team :p
>>219432981okay that makes sense
>219433073‘
>>219433055Nah
need to ban evade on reddit
>>219433073corrI had some jellybeans and cereal
>>219433090okey...
>>219432601could always be prefab
Sat down on the bog too quick after I farted so my face is full of raw fart
>>219433050Its never too late to stop especially if its not fun
when was the last time a girl confided something personal to you
might rearrange the furniture againdownstairs neighbourberg seething
me and the gf, netflix and chillinghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771632512604815.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1771632512604815.webm
>>219433111Don't hate the player, hate the game
>>219433117never
>>219433117last week probably but i wasnt listening
>>219433117>>219433073
>>219433117That would be my ex a few months backMiss her a lot
It's Saturday night!Let's go party people!
why did i click
In bedFarting
>>219433116It's fun for a time. I usually drink 4 pints and the first two are fine then I notice beer running out and hangover will be imminent and it feels shitty and by the fourth pint I'm just forcing myself to drink and I'm too drunk to really do anything except play the same music every time over and over
>>219433177nah i'm going to sleep
RTAWPADUHAAUAHWOHPUHPSCATE
>>219433135
>>219433117a turk asked me for help applying to a uni in sheffield and i saw in her application she set her race to white
>>219433196I read this in a film noir voice
>>219433205aff tae bed as it were
>>219433200have you tried weed?
sheffield mentioned
living in a fantasy world where the fittest PT at my gym is secretly in love with me
>>219433171had a sensible chuckle
>>219433136My arse has brought me nothing but trouble the feckless bastard
>>219432878mad how blacks think this when the exact opposite is true
WILD BOYSWILD BOYS WILD BOYS*presses keys on keyboard once*
>>219433239I used to smoke it a lot before covid but it became hard to attain and it's just a hassle to get. Plus it made me very paranoid even though I got enjoyment out of it
bunch of cheating leafs are about to steal our gold medal
>>219433270
>>219433245this but it's the incredibly fit supervisor with the powerful thighs
are bradders
>>219433285Watching the hockey too?
you have to respect people in the private sector because at leats they're actually on a grind to stay relevant in a market economy. can't say the same for government, public sector workers and worst of all the kind of celebrities who ride the bbc gravy train and still insist they're there on merit
OK food eating over. now my hour starts (an hour really isnt that long for this website)
>>219433290Fodes as it were heh
>>219433282i used to shag her, it was 9 years ago
>>219433285>our gold
>>219433328in this shit place with that faggot parasite probably-janny
>>219433306he down with the sistahs?
>>219433284Yeah I get that I dont smoke anymore either, I kind of like being sober and doing shit once twice a year, its pretty fun.
>>219433308very charles veitcheian post
>>219433285ole ole ole ole
rah o'reilly has added goals to his game he looks like a brand new player you know
had a wankthen had a showernow sucking on a aleon the /birt/life good de lada
>>219433312
curling out a poo
this is me
Just started my long descent into madness and ruin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR3Liudev18
>>219433387trannywatch detected
>>219433359just a phase, got me doxxed on /cp/ at the time
>>219433391Completed it
>>219433387do you look like that
>>219433373not me rn
>>219433420erm yeah
trans friend actually loves overwatch
wishing I was back at dreamhack summer 2014
>>219433431how come you're not streaming anymore?
Snowbunnies
>>219433462golden years of gaming for mecsgo and wod
bloody hell stop posting so quickly everyone
charli xcx more like charli sexcx
find it mental how trannies just keep their cocks now
garys
narner honse
>>219433500it's every day nowmight be time to pack it in
>>219433492absolutely. NEED to go back
>>219433290do you have the chatgpt summary of zesty foden
someone needs to make AI porn of sasha grey. she's gorgeous and has more than material from her streams
>>219433529corr give us a teslanice floaty landing
Peppa Pig introduced its first same-sex couple in 2022, featuring Penny Polar Bear's two mothers in the episode "Families," a move praised for representation and normalising diverse family structures following a petition for LGBTQ+ characters on the show, though some parents had mixed reactions
>>219433529what kind of mix up did you get
>>219433573polar bears can't be lesbians
>>219433577brapzilla
>>219433529do you think these companies appreciate their branding being embossed onto illicit substances
>>219433587right well that's a lesbophobic post
>>219433541you could do it
Range blocked from me own home wifi
>>219433529what does the ikea one do
>>219433536how was it so kino at the time
easy as
Scotch lost the curling
>>219433467I am but its fucking up my internet. ive got to fiure out a way to balance it, and also have alcohol when I do stream. I want to stream
>>219433602must have been a bbc because after hormones it's still bigger than me
might go live in the desert
>>219433602the so called BBC
>>219433628mogged
on the bog againhave genuinely lost count the amount of shites ive done todaythis is potentially my 5th or 6th
>>219433657doesnt matter how you get there lad. as long as it's the correct answer
>>219433602cockmogs me
imagine my surprise when a g*nger lost us the gold medal
they're selling ashwagandha in lidl
>>219433686Halal no doubt
>>219433674thats what the mogged would say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7sNfNuTNUit's up
>>219433686chatgpt told me to stop taking that
Do you understand what I mean when I describe my town as having an atmosphere of Bennie's and day time TV? Idk if it makes sense. My town is shit and I hate it but that's the best way I can describe it
i would suck trump and get shagged by him just so i wasnt associated with the orange man bad reddit people
>>219433731It told me to start taking it for my social anxiety.
>fake creampie scenes
might fix my mind on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely and admirable, think about things that are excellent n worthy of praise and that
>>219433749>>219433754>>>/int/cum
Can't wait for The Jonathan Ross Show to start. Does he still have the 4 poofs and a piano?
>>219433667update: cant differeniate betwern blood or shite in the bog roll but either way i had to give up wiping my arse is now so raw
Sir Brian WilsonSir Ozzy Osbourne
>>219433759>>>/lgbt/
>>219433749you cant fake it
Can't tell if a lot of my memories are even real
>>219433795can
>>219433716it has withanolides so i don't know if that's halal>>219433731why? did you tell them you can get it in lidl
feeling dysphoric
>>219433801maybe they were different yesterday
type shit
>>219433807bet you think women fake orgasms too lool
Some good chat in here>>219418817>>219418817>>219418817
gfh'';l';asdsfgfds
>>219433524why is she shaking her arse around like that for a crowd of preominantly women and gays (inlc diego)
feeling transphobic
massive spider in the bathroom so I'm pissing into the sink until further notice
Gary's economics is a mega retard Mad how far you can get repeating a reddit catchphrase
thinking of having a poo
you can fake orgasms as a man and it works btw they won't question you on ityou can say something like you wanked earlier so that's why nothing came out or use a condom (contraception)
>>219433858it's fascinating isn't it, it's not really to make anybody sexually existed it's more to raise your status
>>219433886all capitalists are retards: more news at 10
so true
you fellas excited for pokemon day? I am.
>>219433886He was the top trader at Citibank though
>>219433913
>sexually existed VFs need not apply
>>219433809it said there was likely only a minor benefit, if any, so not worth potential side effects
>>219433915Looking forward to playing red or green on my switch
>>219433725cute robotic autist electro
>>219433881Just have to do some deep breaths then run in there fucking stamp the cunt to death don’t stop till he’s splatted all over the floor. Mum and sisters used to make me kill the spiders ever since I was little, that’s the method I use
>>219433926
>>219433921He's a glowie so that's probably made up
>>219433886you missed a spot rorkethere, just on the heel, see it?
>>219433956Yeah that's probably more likely
>>219433926>>219433951right well posting shite like this should be an instant ban
2009 was 17 years ago
>>219433951explain this to me
>>219433929this sounds like nothing an extra espresso and some pro-biotics cant solve
>UK Athletics has pleaded guilty to the corporate manslaughter of a Paralympian who was hit on the head by a metal pole during training.>Abdullah Hayayei, 36, a double amputee due to a previous accident, was fatally injured at Newham Leisure Centre in east London on July 11 2017.
>>219433951IS THIS REAL?
>>219433913well said
gary’s zestonomics
hugh laurie's american accent is terrible
>>219433987>>219433999
>>219434025yeah
I saw this film in theaters in 2004 for the first and only date I've ever been on. Will suicide on June 30 2026 to celebrate 22 years
yeah but did I ask
>>219434021he's not that zesty
right that's me and mousey off to the cathouse
>>219434041Are you like 40 or what
>>219433987Whip wobble whip wobble
Free my nigga Jeffrey
>>21943408137
>>219434104roaring
37 year old unc watching capeshit at his desk with his goyslop and trinkets
im watching conspiracy theories
spiderman 2 was pre-capeshit
>>219434041wheres the pizza from?
>>219433538
>>219434139Well that's life
Really should kms tbqh
doing the emotional pink witch face
gary's fodenomics
doing my regular normal face
Please be mindful that some us may be 30+ thanks xx
/brit/ mod caught on bodycam abusing mousey
I'm closer to 40 than 30
>>219434215ktim
anyone watching the ufc tonight?
NEW NOWMAKE THE NEW WE NEED A NEWMAKE IT NOW
>>219434232on too late for an unc like me I might watch it in the morning
>>219434232>>>/int/cum
>>219434263>>219434263>>219434263>>219434263
>>219434215kay tim
>>219434232depends if I can stay up but I’m feeling tired so I may doze off
