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>>219497657i was literally looking this guy up earlier. blacks taking L's knowing ARYAN KINGS have the biggest cocks on Earth. common white W
>london isn't affordabl-You were saying, northern monkey?
Dozens of down and out white men thinking they changing the game by being ‘right wing’ and engaging in ‘online political activism’ But grim if I’m honest. Grim how everyone thinks their personal opinions matter at all. Everyone thinks they’re the centre of the universe. Not me, I’ve got my thoughts but I keep it to myself, I change things with my actions
>>219497628It’s not Starbucks though I did it at home it’s literally just normal coffee with a splash of syrup in it
mad how most nonwhites are insufferable online but africans are hilarious they're just on twitter and fb earnestly posting about ghost sightings and witches turning people into donkeys and shit instead of being all COME TO BRAZIL and INDIA WORLD SUPERPOWER. other thirdies could learn a thing or two
>>219497691im an irish northern monkey
eating honey out of the jar with my paw
>>219497691That is a beautiful single room to be fair
>>219497710Humorous observation and characteristically whimsical
jesus fucking christ the maori vermin has infested the thread again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5czWIRlXNwcthread theme
>>219497680So true
>>219497728willy wonka ass nigga
>>219497729most people have filtered him. i would suggest also doing it
>>219497754nah fuck that i wanna kill him
dont even joke lad...
>>219497754 I like him
hypothetically what if a racist person with Tourette's existed
>>219497729right thats not a very nice thing to say
>>219497748You’d be Mike Teavee
>>219497754Got tabs on everyone’s filter list have you mate? Yeah? Good one
>>219497765Well if the premise is that you have compulsions to say the most inappropriate thing possible (such as the actual case of the Tourette’s guy telling the police that he killed a man whose body he’d found, dead of a heart attack), then idk what the Tourette’s Chud would say. Antifa slogans? Saying that he’s gay? A racist saying racist things would be normal, not Tourette’s
Mousey's Twitch stream was the best My favourite was when he would be asked about specific posts from his past and he'd talk all about what every part of it meant and the inspiration, as though he was McCartney talking about writing Yesterday
Don’t have anyone filtered me, don’t know how to do it
i remember watching yugioh and pokemon as a kid but yugioh was aired way more oftenlike all the good food was already taken so i had to settle for something alri only
>>219497657
>>219497810Is it still up to watch now, or was it just one and done? Link?
>>219497754>filtersthis is 4chan not reddit
>>219497827FAVSTIAN…
what's the best top gear special
someone beeped me when I was driving to work this morning and then I spent the next 30 minutes raging talking out loud to myself saying what I’d do if I saw that driver again.I might be the worlds biggest pussy
i will always defend the nz mong's right to post his utter twaddle first they came for the kiwis, and i did not speak up... (etc)
>>219497761horse
>>219497829just look it up in the archive. he deletes all the vods it's just playing some mobile horse game while 2 people spout /brit/ memes in the commentskinda weird
>>219497809"Most inappropriate" remains the same even if the person saying the words is racist. Because the spoken words are being taken in a social context. Rascist people do in fact still know that the n-word is inappropriate. Genuinely believing black people are n-words doesn't make saying so appropriate.
just on a little break my friends. how are we? me? im doing good x
>>219497871yeah? i'm in Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, Southern Hemisphere, Earth if you wanna have a go lad
>>219497857Dont post again in this thread
Today Richard Tice, the Reform Party deputy leader and business trade and energy spokesman will outline some new plans in a speech in Birmingham. He wants to scrap Angela Rayner’s Renters Rights Act which has cut the number of homes rented out and thus increased £ rents. Tice will also pledge smarter regulation, cheaper energy and creating a British Sovereign Wealth fund to boost our manufacturing industry.
>>219497890blacktown red rooster 15mins i'll kick your fucking head off
>>219497657this is the brother of your british kingjapanese emperor family will never do such a thingemperor is higher class then british monarchy
ffs he's on earth i was really hoping for a local scrap
Don’t even understand why people say they hate me and want to kill me :/ I don’t do anything that bad
>>219497884People exist in bubbles with different social norms. The grand narrative is over. Aren’t you shitlibs supposed to be up on your postmodernism?
>>219497891i just frickin did
sir red rocket
>>219497911why did hirohito let all the nanking rapings happen if he's such a goody two shoes
dunno who this mouse poster is but you lot make him sound like a dimwitted cunt
>>219497910fuck i'm not close atm. if i was still living in Mounty i'd snap kick your cock sucking lips right the fuck off your faggot face
>>219497911herro
Need an Emma Watson poo and fart gf.
>>219497916you are not white. what don't you understand?
>>219497911emperor's daughter is a bit munted isn't she. saw a picture of her recently.
>>219497960FONC
righ then time to get on the cans
>>219497982as if you think people care rorke
>>219497911which monarch won world war 2? shut it yellow fucker
>>219497911Ever? Hirohito’s uncle ordered the Nanjing Massacre lolStill, the Epstein stuff is worse since it’s treason to get entangled in Israeli intelligence operations, rather than ‘mere’ war crimes against a foreign power on behalf of one’s own nation
taking granbergovitz to her doctor's appointment in my motor car laterproper good grandson, me
that chaturbate room where they just sat there watching tv for one and a half hour now has been in private mode for about the same time
>>219497951that is lie by ccp government and ghq idiotnanking population was only 200000 but increase to 250000massacre of 300000 was impossible thinglearn history idiot
>>219497961waiting at the car park right now you cowardly rodent i'll fucking bite your legs off
>>219497994another dog who wants to run his mouth off aye? come to Australia and i'll cave your head in dog cunt
>>219498029post photo with timestamp and driver's licence and i'll teleport there and roundhouse your skull into the aether
right thats me outside the red rooster
Got the grouper on, got the dehumidifier buzzing, got the blankets drawn and patted, got the protogf leaving me messages on seen. Time for kip
>>219498029>>219498033cringy ausdogs
>>219498027This post calls out for a 271k joke
>>219498049posting on the free wifi from my thinkpad i cant
>>219498033i'll have your jaw spinning like fuck pal
>>219498057shut up cunt. your lil sis is probs getting raped by pakis right now as i type this out. mongrel swine
>>219497960He was Diego's partner-in-crime
>>219498074your big sis is sniffing petrol with abos rn you wasteman
ムラムラすぎてレープされたいわ
>>219498067the only thing that will be spinning will be your mums twat on my shaft
post the missing cuties
>>219498087no one sniffs petrol anymore mate, it's too fucking expensive. we've moved on sniffing aerosols
leftypol wanting to deport her
burning some plastic hungry jacks toys and inhaling the fuck out of them
bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks
sniffing homeless peoples farts because you know they havent eaten a proper meal in decades so their farts must be potent as fuck
>>219498121Oh right so you’re not going back then?
>>219497759bit much. he's a bit up his own arse but its not that bad. >>219497764fair enough >>219497837you seem to know more about reddit than i do
laundry's out and drying in the wind and the sun's come out lads. outdoor drying was a good decision x
>>219498182mumsnet is that-a-way
>>219497927rorkes dog
king charles? i don't remember voting for him
I want each and everyone one of these ladies to have sex with multiple black gentlemen on camera.
>UK government announces ban on 'incest simulation' in pornActually based
>>219498226muslims most affected
i prefer Samara Weaving to Margot Robbie, even though she's part wog. Margot is like Jennifer Hawkings, a "what browns think is attractive" type of white woman
>>219498226right hes gone too far now
>>219498222we need mass castration programs for adult male virgins so we can all stop being subjected to shit like this
>>219498226but they're still ok with muslims shagging family members? how does that work
>>219498242it's only the simulations being banned lad
>>219498264simulations banned but doing it irl is ok that doesnt make sense
>>219498260castrating male virgins seems a bit redundanttheir mess is only going into a crumpled up tissue anyway
>>219498226uk moment
I haven't had a job since 2017
>>219497657women dont care about size
>>219498282yeah but right before they jizz into a tissue they're doing their strangle little wank rituals in front of other people on the internet like some sort of digital flasher, lopping off their family jewels would solve this entirely
>>219498281legal in scotland and norn iron to marry and shag your 16 year old missusillegal to create a digital image of said shagging
>Mashallah, the Green Party is doing a great job and wants to keep everyone united while Reform is complaining about the Urdu language. They are sending messages that are divisive because of racism.>Everyone in Gorton and Denton has to vote Green on Thursday and give the Coalition a victory.This is crazy lol
urpoo
anyone else get mind broken in the last 5 years or so im a shadow of my former self
>>219498314leftists worshipping muslims is one of the most mental things ive ever experienced.
>32, untouchedktim
sir jewish family
>>219498334i've been fucked since birth
>>219498305this is possibly the most widely believed lie about sex lol they absolutely do
The fuck's this all about then?
might buy a microscope
do girls still like it if you bring them flowers or is that considered cringe unc behaviour nowwe're talking about a girl that already likes me btw, I'm not springing it on someone I've had 2 conversations with
>>219498335the video of leftypol shouting to the muslims marching that they're on the same side and one shouting back that they're not should have been a wake up call
>>219498357smashing bit of reddit patter there
>>219498370>asking anyone on 4chan for advice about women
>>219498370of course they do you melon
>>219498311Mate I came right after posting that.
Go on then
>>219498334aye just becoming more of a freak as time goes on
>>219498335When the first British PM who tries to eradicate Islam here is beheaded they'll gleefully go>He brought it on himself. Maybe try being more tolerant
>>219498226I just looked it up because I was curious about the extent to which they would punish it, and who would be punished. Looks like the UK govt is basically going to treat incest porn like CSAM, with a max of 5 years in prison for distribution, and a max of 2 years in prison for possession.
>>219498386and yet you're the one who actually browses reddit, why pretend to be better?
>>219498305wait is this a website that tracks the romance life of pornstars
The British government wants to protect the public from harmful content by bringing streaming services such as Netflix under the control of the regulator Ofcom.
>>219498396ok right well cheers for letting us know
>>219498357>So I mustn't forget to say a great big thank you I mustn't forget
>>219498370closest situation as a 36 year old khhv is that mumberg likes if I get her flowers. think they just like knowing you have thought about them
>>219498301No need to slather on the SPF if you never leave your smelly bedroom
>>219498226they havent even had a scrap of success with the initial porn ban, why keep piling on more pointless legislation
>>219498370the golden rule>if you're attractiveyes>if you're unattractiveno
>>219498314Maybe they got confused about Gaddafi’s Little Green Book
>>219498444>he still thinks it's about porn
had a wank last night and feel like I've got no chi today
>>219498424all celebs. Find out whos been shagging
still got mental health and ptsd from the ex gf dumping me 17 months ago
>>219498370Going on dates, giving flowers, boxes of chocolates etc is all utterly antiquated and frankly insane simp behaviour in the big 26. Imagine taking a bird on a dinner date, getting yourself all dressed up, sitting there on your best behaviour trying to make a good impression, jestermaxxing, offering to pay the bill, hoping you've demonstrated enough doormat behaviour that she might permit you another chance to buy her a meal.Then after you've squared up the bill you head back to your mum's gave to wank under your duvet hoping she returns your "had a great time, we should do it again x" text. Meanwhile she went to her 'situationship's place after the date and he pumped her. Oh sorry did you not know? She's been seeing some other guys yeah that's normal, everyone does it these days (not you obviously).But yeah maybe if the next 2-3 dates go well enough she'll stop having sex with other men (who don't have to take her on dates btw) and let you shag her with a johnny. Happy days.
>>219498305I’m going to say the BAFTA word
>>219498444he's trying to get in a few last minute distraction policies before the epstein investigation inevitably nabs him like mandelson
>>219498444whats pointless about gathering more infomation and data for their little "anti-terrorism" database?the porn ban is just the trojan horse because who the fuck would attack a law trying to prevent porn being accessable to children.
>>219498432yeah that makes sense. Flowers it is then
>>219498471>the little death
>>219498481that's mental elves
>>219497983she is more beautiful then your princess idiot
nth for the gyaldem
>>219498473Having to deal with the surname Gayheart in school lmao
if you shag a woman with multiple personalities does it count as shagging like 3 women at once
>>219498473>celebfu is dating literal royaltystarting to think she is out of my league
>>219498482I really hope this is copy-pasta mate, for your sake. If it isn't, I implore you to go outside
had a dream last night about those pencil cases that were like a can of sprite, but soft and with a zip on it
>>219498482you type like escortmong so your opinion should be instantly discarded no matter what it is (i didnt finish reading)
tempted to spam gay porn in the friend discord
>>219498482heathermong-esque post
>>219498517>multiple personalitiesisnt real
https://x.com/kimichkis/status/2025968933409341457
my cock and balls are all vinegary like but cba to shower
>>219498503why did she get tats
>>219498482Brilliant post. Hit the nail on the head there.
>>219498563kitm
Morning lads. Hope you're all biding well.
>>219498528Do you deny that women 'see' multiple men at the same time in today's dating market? If you want to court a woman today, it means being OK with taking her on dates, giving her a peck on the cheek then she is free to have sex with another man the same night after you've parted ways. This is literally and unironically normal, part and parcel, in today's market and if you're not OK with that then you're a bigot. >>219498530Yeah a bird getting it from other lads is a real dealbreaker for me, escortmong.
>>219498563*burys my face in your crotch and starts huffing like a man possessed*
my arse is pregnant with poo
>>219498482bit exaggerated but I agree we need arranged marriages for white people
Nick Reiner and Lucy Letby should link up
>>219498563Try to avoid oxidizing your ball sweat brew next time
>>219498581joe biding wake up
>>219498577least obvious samefag award
indians in the replies are NOT happy with her
https://youtu.be/7feTRUFwbJUrorke's crib
>>219498644katie yam
>>219498644maam you are racist maam I will throw poo at you maam
>>219498584I'm not denying that what you're saying can sometimes be true, but the type of "bury me in a Y-shaped coffin" slags this applies to don't interest me and never have. It's really quite concerning that you think that attitude towards dating is normal or even common, because I'm telling you now it's not and you really need to give the internet a rest before your incellious attitude sinks even lower
>>219498666good post
>>219498584>giving her a peck on the cheek then she is free to have sex with another man the same nightFor me? It’s being the guy who fucks
This is what it feels like when you get Bradleyed (organically, not when it's clearly just one mong)
>>219498644The "senior or specialist worker (global mobility) visa is similar in that is supposed to be for companies to send their best people over to do things in Britain for their company that wouldn't be possible otherwise, something such as a chief engineer at Lockheed coming to train the UK office in the design of radar components, the heads of Hitachi to help with HS2 trains, banque de France lead investment teams etc. so the average salaries for these should be extremely high, which for some countries we see:USA, 400 visas, £216k median salaryJapan, 800 visas, £201k medianGermany, 200 visas, £141k medianThen we get to India...India, 7400 visas, £37k median.It's absolutely insane how easily the system can be gamed and exploited by people willing to do so.
>>219498644
>>219498733sc why is he struggling so much
>>219498747chat is this real
>>219498733this ride doesn't look especially safe
>>219498747cor
>>219498747would need to be a bigger explosion than that to see debris from outer space I reckon so don't think this is real
>>219498729You are so unbelievably mentally ill that you only took a 4 hour break to sleep before coming back to spam this again. I hope you have a breakdown in real life soon and get ordered to take medication to treat your BPD.
>>219498666To take the discussion back to its root (giving flowers etc), if you accept that modern women demonstrate the behaviour I have described (plate spinning, keeping a FWB while dating etc) then your logical response should be >>219498717. Instead of saying "w-we'll the type of girls I like aren't like that" and hoping it's true, you should instead AIM to be the guy who she calls after the date is done. Seek to be the guy she looks to for strings free sex then leaves. In the dichotomy of men who are actually desirable and men who are simps, strive to be a desirable man rather than thinking "how many bouquets of flowers and boxes of chocolates do I need to insert into the machine until I've earned enough good boy points for sex". If you accept that some men have it how you want, choose to be that sort of man.
>>219498733Look how he's trying to pull his mate's trousers off as well
>>219498733Look at that fat cunt lol
>>219498572For artistry and sentimentality
>>219498729This is from a story about a White woman dating a homeless black man. She said he was loved by her family. He was killed in a fight with other homeless people.
>>219498815>If you accept that some men have it how you want, choose to be that sort of man.Yeah bro just wake up as Chad with a 9" inch dick
>Black Bafta judge resigns after 'utterly unforgivable' handling of Tourette's sufferer's N-word outburst and accuses organisation of 'failing to safeguard dignity of black guests'
>>219498916how big is your willy then
>>219498815I don't want to be the guy she goes to have meaningless sex with on the side, that would basically mean I'm no better than a living dildo to her which is not something I would ever be happy with. Simply getting my dick wet stopped being my sole motivation to meet girls years ago. Once again, I implore you with all my heart to take a break from the internet before it's too late, you talk like someone that gets all their opinions on women from X who never actually talks to them IRL
>GPs get £3,000 bonus to maximise weight loss drug prescriptionsHehehehe
you are WINRAR!
>>219498919>blacks unable to be dignified>throw tantrums when others don't treat them with dignity
>>219498946why can't you admit that what he's saying is right about most single women?You can hardly blame them; men would absolutely do the same if they had unlimited sex available to them.
just been called a dirty black bafta in greggs
Talking about mens willies again are we you bent cunts?
what are these chatgpt motherfuckers talking about
>>219499021dont like it you know where the door is
>>219498964bit yankish this
I’m such a fat fucking chud
not even had breakfast yetwhat am i like
>>219499038Yeah, located between your arse cheeks
>>219499109BODIED THAT FREAK
LMAO they’re also banning cum tribute pics
Driving on the left, does the britisher approaching from your left have right of way?
KEK! this is ME! im kekking because this is me (not literally)
ror-*kssshhh* come in rork-*kssszhhshzhhh* you MUST-*kzzsszhhh* off-world colonies-*ksszhhh*-GRAVE DANGER[SIGNAL LOST]
>>219499134Sir Keir Tribute
My daughter Sophia has been missing since last night, she told her grandma she was going to her aunties but never turned up, she left her phone at home which is completely out of her character. She was last seen in Sawyer's Gully leaving her house, it is believed to be that she may have met someone online. She's only 12! If anyone sees my beautiful girl please contact me or Cessnock police ASAP we are so worried for her well-being and safety.
>>219498990because it's not even close to reality?
>>219499134LOL
was turned off cum tribute pics after i saw that one of trump doing the rounds
>>219499134who is
>>219499134might as well just say all porn is banned at this point, what difference does it make
>>219499161Shared in Cheswick hun xx
>>219499174the hillary one was worse
>>219499174Do not cum
>>219499153um :S
>>219499192based
Gay fucking fairy
cum tribute detector vans
who's banning what
>>2194991341984 wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual…
>>219499184Labour party
get the cum tribute ban cum tributed
>>219499250LOL
business idea: bum tributes where you poo on someone's picture instead
>>219499161Gonna print these pictures for later on
get the bastarding X's Y'd
pro tip: don't be black or jewish
as long as they don't ban JAV I'm laughing
off skiing on Saturday
>>219499235It's an amendment tabled by a tory
King of the manor, I'm a prickly bastardStep into the pub and I get quickly plastered
>>219499288Which Tory? Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke?
>>219499283why
>>219499305to ski
>>219499307where
Sir Jeremy Clarkson, MP (Restore Party)
might go to belgium next month
rorke complaining about how degenerate society has become but he also whinges like a little faggot when then government ban porn and things associated with pornDon’t get him
>>219499322Don’t really get why you’d use AI to make an icon of Clarkson as Jesus. Bit odd
walking around spaffing on every appliance in the house
>>219499322Clarkson is liberal and passionately pushed for the UK to vote Remain. Why Rorke views him as some hard-right leader is beyond me.
nobody panic but I think I might have lost my wallet
>>219499339Well they’re just not banning porn are they really
Rupert “no free handouts except if you’re a farmer” Lowe
barmy broken bonkers brexit britain
>>219499319Austria
>>219499357that was before he got radicalised by becoming a farmer
>>219499372posted it again award
listening to the black magick ss again
where does it say they're banning cum tributes
any of you lads been to Switzerland? genuine question. i'm thinking i might go there for my next holiday
if poo be the food of love, fart on
>>219499361*jumps up off the /brit/ couch and checks between the cushions*
>>219499372>stolen to orderIs this the criminal equivalent of Uber Jeets
Rorkes whip
hope chatgpt is being honest about not sharing my data I've shared loads of weird stuff with it
>>219499382Oh mate you’ve been online since 7? Should probably take a break fella go for a walk or something
>>219499385mate what's that noise in the background there sounds like soggy A4 being fed into a shredder
>>219499372I wonder who is doing this
>>219499406They don't need to share the data when their business is to mine it
time to look at bongistani news>big dogs banned>ninja swords banned>shitposting banned>vapes banned>free refills banned>gambling banned>choking porn banned>incest porn banned>having fun bannedeeyup it's another chewsday innit
>>219499406‘
>>219499399drove past it in a series IIA land rover once. Got nothing to say about it except going through the mont blanc tunnel was boring
>>219499257How about mum tributes (unfortunately, they’ve already gone and banned that as well)
>>219499419howling
>>219499424suomi
>>219499402Pretty much. Used to be that a hard working white crackhead/alchie would go in and steal a load of stuff and knock on your door to try and sell it but that no longer happens due to woke
i smell like soup
got done for noncing
>>219499363
>>219499357The typical alt-right sort of personality isn't so much right-wing as it is attracted to le strongman leader. See: trump rimming kim jong-un
>>219499455not knocking having a curry at christmas but a tesco microwave meal is utterly dire slop of the highest magnitude
Think i’ve got the clap
The Right Honourable Lord Jeremy Clarkson, Baron Clarkson of the Cotswolds
>>219499455I was about to say 'who the fuck would be outraged by this' then I saw this SHUT-IN MONG >>219499466
just had a finn reply to me, dire experience would not recommend
mad how bent philosophy is
>>219499475You've got the monster clap
>>219499488Doing this to /brit/ posters when they fall asleep in the thread Except I also spunk on their face a bit lol
>>219499424neoliberal leftoids love treating symptoms instead of causes
>>219499377He said he still can't be friends with brexit voters as recently as 2025.
when i was a teenager toilberg told me she didnt want me to work in her business anymore (cause im a weird autistic incel) but i told her i'd take her to tribunal which is something i had learned about whilst watching skins (when effy gets done for insider trading) so she stopped bothering me
hungry but not hungry enough to dish up the leftover slop i made yesterday
watch it rorke you ugly cunt
>>219499509Do you reckon cum tributaries will get killed in prison like nonces?
>curry>christmas
>>219499495Which direction has the right of way when driving on the left
>>219499536A fate worse than death awaits them I reckon
>>219465795 >>219465795 >>219465795
>>219499558Not nice
Won’t be clicking that as it’s 5 posts too early
>>219499558awfully forced gimmick
>>219499558You will not get away with this.
>Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuse [More Info].>Please verify your e-mail address or try again later.posted one too many ponies I think
>>219499404VGH trad
>>219499592You only get this is you are literally mousey tier
just arrived at toil
>>219499612i get that on phone data and i havent posted nowt on there
>>219499592>>219499612Couldn’t that conceivably happen due to someone else misbehaving in your IP range
Toilfreaks do be toiling
>>219499640>>219499640>>219499640
>>219499635probably but it only happened after I got banned for pony posting last nightI already got banned twice this week before that, one of which was a completely arbitrary ban for "troll posts"