meat edish
>>219544627they really need to make a film out of it already
might teach english to little girls in the philippines
poomogging you all again
>>219544668um
>>219544624Tried this and all I got was fat bald and dead
Wish I had my own sauna
might rip my own head off for no reason
>>219544739you should lad
Hannah Spencer is fucking fit though
Just read a post from a ghost and nearly jumped out of my skin
liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun lalala human smuggling fentanyl deaths
>>219544763mental health walk
>le superglue and piano wire gimmique
>>219544771a ghost post?
>>219544762creepy dead black eyes
Sir VPN Wank
>>219544784BOO haha
There's literally no point in trying to be kind to prostitutes. They don't reciprocate it. They complain about clients but then act like cold hearted cunts and stonewall you when you send them a nice message. They're mentally damaged slags incapable of forming a connection.
just did a genuinely obscene poo
Just pulled back my foreskin and got a cheese pull
>>219544803you're going to die alone lol
>>219544803are you ever going to get bored of making up this inane nonsense
>>219544803he's so close to adducing the general case
>>219544813don’t care love asian birds
>>219544803stfu EW lmao
>>219544803i only shag east asian prostitutes who dont speak english at all. Sometimes theres a handler, like some fat chinese chef in his 50s, and the women seem to fear him a lot. Not sure if thats sexual slavery but i dont care lol im a paying customer
escortmong starting to resemble melvin's attitude towards nurses
can't gymtoil because my shoulder hurts
rorke walking down the old nightsoil alley with his head at 90 degrees
who the fuck is melvin
>>219544834same, theyre great arent they
>>219544860it leg day then
so lachlan is melvinthought melvin was holden
>>219544849that's a bit weird, does the bloke watch you shag them?
>>219544813hate how passport bros have ruined the kino white man-asian woman pairing in the eyes of the publicsome ppl will see a hot asian woman with a hot white man and assume that they're just a pangpang/timmy desperation pairing like they've seen in the memes. cant i just shag fit asians without all the fuss
>>219544900yeah he sits on a chair with his nob out going "yes worke, good form"
>>219544900yeah sometimes i pay extra and shag him up the arse too
rorkes woke cousin worke
>>219544901why is everybody going on about passport bros? i fucking hate the internet now, every few months theres a global buzzphrase floating about, recently its cortisol spike.
workeing hard or hardly workeing
>>219544955sex tourism isnt a new thing
So we're all just on our lunch breaks yeah? All at the same time?
im not escortmong but there have been times where ive gotten in to triad affairs due to my insatiable yellow fever
>>219544624love how this meme helped curate the carnivore diet which is literally just an appeal to nature fallacy to the absolute extreme - you die of heart failure because... some mongols avoided grains and plants bad or somethingfucking 4channers are so retarded
rorke’s alien cousin zorke
rorke trying to look hard on the train by not holding the handrails but stumbling and tripping face first into an old granny when there's a slight bump
nth for Yuno !!
>>219545027Trains dont have them
>>219545027zoomers made fun of you for using the handrails didnt they
>>219545033Alri ginger lad
>>219545033theres not a man on this planet who could stop me sliding my cock between that
>>219545027did i ever tell you about the time i was holding the handrail and a woman's breast hit the back of my hand
>>219545033corrr whats this
>>219544831I'm not making anything up.Everything I've said about my experiences with escorts over the last 4 months has been true.I am saying this as a warning to other lads here, just don't bother. They are heartless bipolar cunts who put on a friendly face. Just sit at home and masturbate, far less trouble.I think you have to be mentally damaged to have sex with someone and not form some form of emotional bond, which is perhaps why I hate escorts.
>>219545066Slide it between my arse cheeks instead x
>>219545070chad
>>219545053do uk trains not have the handle things that hang from the roof
>>219545042
>>219545053youse have them metal bars around the sides of doors surely
>>219545078grow up mate its not the disney films love isnt real
Just right hooked a man in his spleen in ASDALeft him rolling around in the cereal aisle
australians project insecurity about holding the handles on public transportation that's hilarious
alrighy lads i'm going to be gone for 20 minutes so try and hang tight without me alright x
>>219545078why do you post on here and /britfeel/ at the same timeattention seeking little rat retard
rorke falling to his knees and shedding a single tear upon learning of smiling friends' cancellation
>>219545094no we use the top side of each seat in the carriage for grip
>>219545102When you go in? I thought you meant the hanging down ones
>>219545078sad cunt, fuck off and hang yourself
>>219545130i'm rorke
>>219545127>>>/adv/34239934Think that's bad?
>>219545122you're allowed to just imagine things that didnt happen and post them for a laugh ya know you people are golems
>>219545120Good man. Serves him right, possibly
>>219545157good lordhe's relentless
Some massive and handsome bloke just hit me with a hypersonic punch right in my spleen while I was shopping for cereal at ASDASent me flying into the shelves where an avalanche of cereal boxes landed on me while I was rolling around in pain from being punched so hard
taken from us too soon xit not right
>>219545157What the fuckI thought this was just a brit gimmick
add me to screenshot 9gag
>>219545177hate to see it
>>219545116Yeah but that's just depressing
There's literally no point in trying to be kind to kitchen chefs. They don't reciprocate it. They complain about customers but then act like cold hearted cunts and stonewall you when you send them a nice message.They're mentally damaged cunts incapable of forming a connection.
>>219545176>>219545200he's an incredibly sad and pathetic freak. most of his posts are also posted on /britfeel/ too (where they say mostly the same stuff)
>>219545212This but replace kitchen chefs with escorts
circumcising the entire length of my cock with a potato peeler
Gorton and DentonGorton and DentonGorton and Denton
>no verification required>no valid captcha
>>219545212>send them a nice message.People dont really do this do they
>>219545212i dont know why anyone would want to be a chef to begin with, looks fucking miserable. Constantly running around a boiling hot kitchen for hours every day, having to deal with arseholes like you, no wonder theyre all depressed chain smoking mongs
>>219545224if it isn't ruthmong it certainly smells like him
>>219545228the ol' Jewish extended mag
Sir Gordon Denton
>>219545199https://youtu.be/7wfYIMyS_dI?t=11
>>219545249>>219545212
>>219545228Got a video of whole cock circumcision. Want to see it?
>>219545228Winced
*tips hat*my compliments to the chef! A delightful luncheon!
>>219545230Which of them is the better one
>>219545224i went to britfeel the other day and half the thread was people impersonating him
>>219545251Feels like a ruthmong larp to be honest. Thought it could quite easily be our heathermong.
might go after a sausage butty in a bit
or gorten and denten if you're a greenmong
>>219545268not particularly no
Sir supermarket sushi
>>219545273kek
>>219545239for me it's the captcha canvas getting grangled up by a cloudflare prompt
>>219545251it's 26virge he's been posting the same shite for years he just switched it up with an escort larp
jaw hurts, I might have jaw hurts cancer lads
>>219545288Your loss*Crawls back to my incellous lair*
the toilfreaks do be buying their meal deals
paying the chef extra to go raw
>>219544624hunther gathers didn't step on the moon
There's literally no point in trying to be kind to schoolteachers. They don't reciprocate it. They complain about parents but then act like cold hearted cunts and stonewall you when you send them a nice message.They're mentally damaged cunts incapable of forming a connection.
>>219545298You got HPV cancer from sucking too many willies. Should have gotten the jab x
*surreptitiously googles jaw hurts cancer*
day 2 of the diet. really really want to scran a pizza and drink a few premium lagers
massage parlour toil looms
>>219545342too late for me, I've sucked enough now. I'm writing my will now
need you to remind me not to talk to carlybender when they're here later.
it's probably just marfan syndrome
asda delivery driver said "enjoy!" after dropping my shopping off and i just went "haha" and winked at himwhy did i do that
>>219545336So?
>>219545378you zesty ahh maaf
>>219545248My brother is a professional chef that's worked in fancy hotels and high end restaurants, and he'd often mention how people would thank him personally when he was the head chefCouple of celebrities too, most notable was probably Steve Coogan
>>219545378Because youre a cheeky chappy
>>219545378Do you subconscoiusly fancy him?
>>219545318i actually get mine in the morning before work because there are too many people at lunch time
>>219545374isnt he the alien fella
>;) haha
>>219545378there's an asda delivery driver on here who drives in my area so I have to be really careful not to be a retard when I get my shopping in, just in case he's the driver and he comes here and writes about it
>>219545382the magnitude of achivement from the browns man agriculture will never be compared to white hunther gathers ever did.
>>219545396is he a cunt
god i <3 transheart love living in the east midlands i love having our funds stolen by the south east FUCK i love having no infrastructure
>>219545396Performative sycophants
just witnessed a very mincey, homosexual fella wink at me
>>219545348tried doing this last month and realised that even if I lose weight I’m still a weird vf spacker so I gave up
>>219545420in ingles por favor
Well that's leftypol done up like a kipper isn't it.
>>219545427My brother? Nah he's alrightCoogan? Not sure but he does seem like it
>>219545420Why is going to the moon so good ?
>>219545438better to be a chad virgin than a virgin virginthink about it
/tv/ is picking on us again>>>/tv/218222871
>>219545438yeah but then you can be a chad spacker like clav
>>219545457It's made out of cheese. That's why the americans wanted it first.
thank you waiter, please pass on a wink to the chef
>>219545444bit ambiguous that.they’ll deport them in what time frame? which ones will they deport?fuck this vote splitting monkey
>>219545444imagine what western cities would be like post-mass deportationheaven on earth
>>219545157oh my days
>>219545482scrmtn
>>219545465if I shared my true feelings about Sir Keir Starmer I would be vanned so I will not do this
>>219545444This is just Rorke soyjak bait
>>219545465wonder how much money that pirat_nation gets from spamming his gay tweets all over 4chan
>>219545348on month 8 me27kg down x
>>219545465>why are britishers so evil>britishersi might be wrong but i feel like the use of this word has increased massively over the last few yearsis it all the indians getting internet access or something?
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/image/hxILTO-ZDNusVmxZtxxrQQ/oh my fucking god
>>219545515no it's a meme because that's what indians say
>>219545486But think of the paki delivery! Oh, the humanity!
Can fight and die for Sir Keir Starmer but can't finish watching Breaking Bad :(
tung tung tung sahurfunny
rorke having a lovely midday arsewank
>>219545294It's not a LARPYes, I was the 26 year old virginI got to 29 and caved
at the book shop
got a big arse but i'm not gay so what's the point
>>219545569used to have the most debauched evil crafty wanks when i had the house to myself in the middle of the day as a teenager. even fucked the couch a few times
The Escortmong gimmick is officially dead. Not with a bang but a whimper. Sad really.
>26 years old, 27th birthday tomorrow>don't drink alcohol>don't smoke>don't do drugs>live at home>kissless handholdless virgin>no friends for 9 years at least>decently attractive>wasted 1000s of hours playing games/posting online>hobbies/interests are all solitary things>poor social skills>panic about being exposed as a virgin>don't have the confidence to talk freely to people out of embarrassment and timidity in case I am mocked or rejected>afraid to show my own personality around women>filled with regrets and humiliation>only girl I ever confessed my feelings, who I thought liked me, mocked me>will probably never have a family of my own even though i would maybe like to be a dad>relatives similar in age to me are starting families>assume every women I meet either isn't interested in me or has a bf/husband>constantly self-conscious and critical of myself>feel awkward and start panicking whenever I'm a room and relationships/sex comes up
>>219545590>One copy of The Decline of the West please, wench. And make it snappy
>>219545563love that guy haha x
>>219545457life on earth perpetuated through 4 billion years, 2 billions years ago the eukaryotic cells, eyes evolved in animals during the earlier paleozoic, 600 mya, many other animals already noticed the existence of moon diring this 600 millions years, wondering about the satelite, but never did reached it.
>>219545605:/
>>219545605alri jd
>>219545635relax mate all you do is put a lubed up bin liner between the leather cushoins perfectly hygienic
I'm almost 30no gfno jobvirginanime watcherfatuglyretardedslug
>>219545605I used shag my stretch armstrong
business idea:
>>219545599kahteem i've got massive balls too
>>219545661fucking howling
>>219545612sounds like you focus too much on your failures and dwell on them to the point of obsession, only deeping your sense of despair.
>>219545605tried shagging various fruits because I saw it in a film but it just doesn't feel nice
>>219545661actually fucking shrieking
Oh well
>>219545654there was another lad here who did that and twisted his knob off
>>219545672he's reposting 26virge please keep up
>>219545686fuarrrrrrrrk
i really cant get over how paki is a slur it's like getting deeply offended someone used the shortened version of your first name
>>219545655
>>219545630Pseudoscience nonsense
Larry Page is gone. He wasn't just pretending to move to Florida. He has moved. The proposed wealth tax hasn't even passed, and already it has cost California both Larry's presence and all the tax revenue it made from him.
and don't get me started on the hulk fist
>>219545661
>>219545685corrrr first ian watkins now this haha it lush
>>219545714not worryingjust letting you lot know what you're competing with when we go out on the lash tomorrow
>>219545714This actually works for deanos
Free Letby
>>219545726Wow, socialist state taxes wealth creators too much and they fuck off. What could the Labour government learn from this? Oh that's right, absolutely fuck all
raving rabbid sex arse
>>219545732how do you shag it?
Good old Kier, reduce the migrant numbers in hotels by giving them all indefinite leave to remain without much background checks. What could possibly go wrong?
>>219545685>>219545734Shame it wasn't the full Richard Huckle special
>>219544624I've done carnivore for 15 years AMA
also used to fill up two balloons with warm water and tittyfuck them was honestly fantastic
>>219545725I think about a parasaurolophus looking at the night sky of the late createcous, wondering about the existence of that satelite, never able to reach it.
>>219545804do you eat veggies
some of you lot are seriously fucking weird
>>219545804are you sexy
>>219545804show bussy?
>>219545823yh
>>219545804I always knew forens were wicked blood drinking beasts
>>219545823fr
Only thing I've ever tried to fuck as a form of masturbation was a pot of sugar free raspberry jelly
>>219545823
Just got a Domino's leaflet through my letterbox and they're doing cream egg filled cookies. Phwooar
>>219545804Are you a girl and will you have sex with me if so
rorke putting brown sauce on his chinese
I wish I could have saved /brit/
Sir Rupert Lowe, Champion of England.
>>219545823Thank you.
Im horse nowNot 'mousey'
>>219545820yes, tobasco and spices>>219545834yes>>219545838yes>>219545849yes
spinning my fidget spinner
fidgeting my spinner fidget
io sono gay
>>219545812
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cg5n02zlynjogive it a read rorke
>>219545937imagine what it was like when big monkeys like that existed
Lads, I'm moving to Spain with my Mrs (Spanish) and I'm going to start posting pictures of cups of coffee on my balcony, things I'm eating, pictures of my travels and stuff like that. Is that alright with you lads or will it drive you to insanity?
anime arse detected
Quick tapas before shagging the Mrs and then watching the Liverpool game x
>>219545959
>>219545938would
>>219545986get him shagged
>>219545979Liverpool aren't playing today. Makes me think this whole post is a litany of falsehoods
>>219546003um!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>219545958do they really believe this
>>219545974
>>219546014You don't know that, they could
What? FUCK OFFGenuinely don't know what's going on here
>>219546036it's the one not pointing at the bar
>>219546022When Bradley Walsh likes you on Tinder but you don't have gold
>>219546045sc
>>2195460364chan gradually filtering out the mongs till its basically just high iq chads talking about poo
>10000x10000
haha
>>219546040That is fucking mental
>>219546040thank you for the explanation. that captcha had me beat since they released it. can't wait to get it again now.
He embeds CP in those Don't ever save them unless you want a knock on the door
>>219546020always thought turning up at a pub and asking if there's any jobs going would make you seem like an unserious chancer To Be Honest
>>219546036>>219546075>>219546076How fucking stupid is the average poster here now lol
>>219546087When i was at uni i did that (but only because my mate asked too)
*surreptitiously saves a Bradley image*
*hangs this up in /brit/ and waits for someone to notice*
*doesn't notice*
may i meet you?
>>219546144this is how easy it was for boomers to get a gfmental
Sometimes I imagine /brit/ as a pub and we're all sitting in a booth and occasionally there's just a freak who comes to the table, shows tranny porn or talks about black willy and then runs offOr gets kicked out and comes back later with a one of those pairs of glasses with a fake nose and moustache
Morning team. Having a cup of tea
>Don't ever save them unless you want a knock on the door
disgusting tranny CUNT
>>219546155funny mental image
hardly the morning
>>219546155yeah except he's the landlord
lads would it be disrespectful if I gave my brother some money because he's going through a break up
>>219546155>then runs offWhen does that ever happen?
>>219545685>>219546178Slow
remember my brother crying when he was 16 cause his gf broke up with him and 8 year old me threw a biscuit at him and he smacked me round the head
If sacked tranny was your failson, how would you surreptitiously end his life without arousing suspicion?
>>219546193It's meant to be the ones who delete their posts
>bws.jpgone job
>>219546205>demonstrate use of BWCThats me fucked then
>>219546222I'm the pride of my family
>>219546222staged suicide obvs
>>219546232Leftypol's luncheon
>>219546249kek this is me
>>219546232minging
>>219546232dismal
>>219546222probably just come at him in his sleep, though he's probably right about being the pride of his family considering his mum is a workshy dossing cunt
>>219546231Sorry to hear, but that simplifies things.
>>219545318>>219546232
>>219546232Samosas are lush and kombucha is alright. I don't think I'd like that wrap though
got the korean boob asmr on
>>219546247Not sure how you'd pull that off. He is a grown man without a disability after all.
glod
what does /brit/ think of the band ghost
I am disabled you mong I have mental health problems
>>219546312Got any proof?
>>219546312grow up
>>219546312It's not nice to mock the disabled while claiming to be disabled
failed my lent resolution
what if it was called the union jill
Their neighbours could just pump car exhaust into their house while they sleep accidentally.
>>219546356corr
getting your zingers ready for the new are you
>>219546312One last push for full PIP and your ALDI days will be but a footnote the magnificent story of your life."What if I fall? Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?"
some good stuff from sir kier
>>219546395yes and they're as dogshite as ever
>>219546232FEAST
off to the new
NEW>>219539320>>219539320
7 days since i started opioid withdrawal and i feel worse today than any other dayid had a plan for the day and done none oof ittoo tired from no sleep
>>219546422>>219546422
*surreptitiously googles korean boob asmr*
>>219546403I already get PIP but I had to submit a review form because my claim expires after 3 years
>>219546420that's the bloody weasel edish!
