My hick friend met my university's only two German exchange students and immediately started referring them as "Schnitzel" and "Strudel" face to face, literally three seconds after meeting them
Did they apologize?
>>219569803basado
>>219569849They awkwardly chuckled and said something in German, but found his accent and said it remind them of some movie, Avatar I think
>>219569987Sounds about right.
>>219569987>his accent charming*>>219570071Yep, whole exchange was basically unstoppable force vs immovable object at both ends of mental retardation. Then said friend pulled out an glock and AR from his chevy and both began shitting and pissing themselves, then we drank whiskey and hung out with a one of the Italiafags who was high
>"Schnitzel" and "Strudel" face to faceThat's like meeting two Americans and calling them Poutine and Taco.Germans usually don't appreciate American's condescending humor based on outdated stereotypes, also infantile ethnocomedy is kind of stigmatized in Germany. There were probably seething inside.You have to understand that the kind of Germans, especially girls, that go on long exchanges in the US and can afford it tend ot be hyper-cosmopolitan upper (middle-)class chicks.
>>219570250>There were probably seething inside.Bro when are they not?
>>219569803>make an American friend >very nice person >one day meet their American family>they spend the whole day taking the piss out of my accent and making me say words so they can laugh at me >basically forced jestermaxxing humiliation ritual >end up cutting that friend off for good because their family are always around after that point and still trying to humiliate me First and last time I ever befriended an American. You people are just too ignorant and bullyish.
>>219570292when you don't act like a dumb retard
>>219570250>poutine is americanI've never been prejudiced towards germans but I'm reconsidering that choice now
>>219570376Americans will claim it's banter and then you make one school shooting or slavery joke and they get mad.
>>219570437Please read the OP, now read my post and then realize why you are a dumbass. If at this point you haven't realized that you are a dumbass, look up where schnitzel and Strudel are from.
>>219570448Yep. Not too keen on them anymore.
>>219570376>>219570426C'mon you sensitive faggots, you act like burgers don't hear these same sort of jokes directed towards us every other day, yet you don't see me bitching and moaning. My God, there's a reason I started with "hick friend" explicitly. He doesn't know any better, but we love him anyway
>>219570376>>219570426I find it hilarious how Euros will get upset over this sort of shit, while you can call a Mexican a slur like spic or beaner straight to their face and they'll just laugh
>>219570463Tacos are american and schnitzel and strudel are german
>>219570463>schnitzel and StrudelBavaria
>>219570250>Germans usually don't appreciate American's condescending humor based on outdated stereotypes, also infantile ethnocomedy is kind of stigmatized in Germany. There were probably seething inside.Life is like Belgium. You have to march through it.
>>219571604Not really Germany
>>219571480Tacos are Swedish, my dude.
>>219569803>um funny food nicknames on first meeting someone? ve do not do dat in GERMANY
>>219574409Hello Mr. Pornhub. How have you been today on this fine Friday?
>>219574453I only use nhentai, /gif/, and Instagram. Pornhub is banned here
>>219574628/gif/ is as bad as Pornhub and Instagram is just Pornhub lite.
>>219569803>>219570376I’ve had something similar happen and my issue was that that was the extent of cultural exchange. If some Frenchman or Italian starts calling me slurs, it usually devolves into an autistic talk about our nations’ cultures and history. It’s simply not possible with Americans. It’s a child of a nation full of children who cannot go beyond basic toddler stereotypes and slurs. I shit you not I had an American look at me funny for talking to my family in German. They’re akin to tribals who see elevators and cars for the first time. Total bewilderment and a sense of fright overwhelms them to the point they’re too scared to go beyond basic shit.
>>219570250>>219574785Crazy that the Germans instantly got assmad and started writing paragraphs that nobody asked for
Didn't knew that this board was full of 16yo sensitive reddit faggots lmao
>>219574785Well, I'm sorry not everyone on both sides of the Atlantic can be versed on the history of the Fürstentümer and Fürserzbistümer along the Moselle and the Rhine, as well as the dealings of bankers, spice traders and the crafts of whitesmiths and blacksmiths and brass-smiths and women's shoemakers from the 11th century onwards.
>>2195748684chan is just Reddit but without post histories
>>219574949I accept your apology.
In balkans i was once asked what i think about hitlerI said i hate him because he lost. We all laughed and moved on with life. Some of my countrymen are a bit thin skinned
>>219569803If a German referred to me and my buddy as hamburger and hotdog it'd probably take me about three seconds for it to register before laughing until I pop a blood vessel. Germans are just sensitive and I think choosing the most shallow, most recent thing to cling on to irregardless of their thousand year' history is what makes it especially funny since this sort of ragebait is something Germans bite onto without skipping a beat
>>219570250>we dont't make jokes in GERMANY
>>219570165Did your friend ask if they wanted to shoot the guns?
