>>219655555
Blessed digits

has to be this one really

>>219655711
Hope they lock you away

>>219655715
this one

Quints of truth

>>219655711
that's from the vicar of dibley

>>219655555
Comfy thread.

Let the shitposting commence

doesn't feel like a world cup year

got a goldcrest in my pants xx

>>219658125
It doesn’t, does it

>>219658125
well that's because it's not started yet

so yeah anyway gay porn

Having a gay porn lie down

If /brit/ was a music genre it would be
Bossa nova

>>219658125
reckon there's still a good chance the world cup wont go ahead as planned
usa and mexico are two of the most absurd countries on earth

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>>219655555

>>219658181
of course it will
don't be hysterical

we tink me gwan rape me own batty

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hmong_people

>>219657945
did she check behind the sofa? aha

will iran be at the world cup given this cheeky war?

Me? Having a shit.

>>219658103
le hypermanoeuvrability video game logic meme that russian fighters are based on that doesn't actually work in modern combat

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That's 'Bone'.

>>219658181
how dare you disdain the honor of my country like that

a lot of inane gimmicks make sense to me but i do not understand reposting the thumbnail of an image

>>219658187
squealing

>>219657513
one giant blueberry x

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>>219658144

sick of it all

>>219658240
whats this from then?

>>219658078
what about my post was 'paedo' ?
every takeaway in the land has a young, attractive blonde (aged 16-21) or three working alongside five or six paki lads (aged 25-35)

>>219658199
Cor imagine if they win the whole thing and Trump has to give them the trophy lol

>>219658246
ace combat zero

sonic reducer ain't no loser

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>>219658246
Ace Combat Zero

>>219658246
some shit Jap video game it looks like

Archer Maclean's Mercury was the most underrated game of the 21st century

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corr

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mad how peng these are

>>219658269
highly homoerotic webm

>>219658301
black garlic oil tonkatsu flavour is elite

>>219658301
>curry
orient*l so it'll be shit

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>mfw reading /brit/

>>219658325
based
also enjoy the seafood ones

>>219658301
got some of those japanese curry blocks and some k*rean instant ramen i dont like the flavour of
youve given me an idea

>>219658301
why they always put some weird cartoon shit on the pack

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Brit is a femcel general

Is it dolphin in a bathtub?

>>219658344
>i dont like the flavour of
it's flatface 'food' so just bin it

>>219658334
cute duckberg

>>219658355
they're all nonces

Catberg’s been snoozing on the windowsill with her head down and day the little wastrel

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>>219658382

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it’s over

fucking english bastards ruining everything please just stay in your country and we stay here why can’t we just do that please just stop

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>>219658309
homoeroticism is a staple of japanese military sci-fi

>>219658386
putrid wench

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>>219658360

mi tink me gwaan full-scale tonight

>>219658408
no such thing as welsh

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>>219658386
based

hear me loud, hear me clear
frenchmen are not welcome here

once made overnight oats in 2 hours

bit windy out
nearly got blown on me arse !

no fat chicks

not a single game i want to play
not a fucking sausage

>>219658470
not windy here

>>219658470
not even a tornado could hope to lift my corpulent frame

>>219658447
mighty big talk for a mexican

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*makes bear noises*

>>219658489
gay little freak bringing up sausages for no reason

>>219658470
love the way wind feels when you have latex on

>>219658408
Yeah it wasnt the english theyre simping for x

>>219658528
um
u are girl??

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he's on to us rorke bros

>>219658512
Handsome

>>219658526
mmmm sausages

I need £100,000 to make my dream come true and fix my life can someone give me £100,000 please

>>219658536
if you need me to be
near somerset? x

>>219658360
with all the gay porn baiting I wouldn't be surprised if they hate this place, and that's nothing to say of the cronem or the antics of rorke

wish I were a sexy girl

>>219658528
I'll have to try that

>>219658571
what would be my return on investment?
your smile?
not worth it is it?

>>219658555
Tipton mentioned!

wanking a gay porn poo with my arse

>>219658557
Just going to lay my head on them and fall asleep

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I am not going to fucking sit idly by and watch western civilization piss ungodly amounts of money into a campaign to destabilize a nation with a median household income of $11 a day because Israel created an ICBM called 'The Finger of Judea' and a radical Islamic terrorist group hiding in underground gopher tunnels said 'death to the satan jew and also america for financing this crap'

Neither is anybody under the age of 25.

We are going to take the state of Israel to the UN and sort out this genocide fiasco with the equivalent of about 10 years of Nuremberg trials before all of this blurs together into one big messy conflict and it's very complicated. We just need to figure out which Hamas leader to blame for using 80,000 women and children as human shields.

>>219658580
would have my legs constantly spread in front of a mirror creaming myself over a bbc dildo

>>219658594
you don’t want me to be happy?

England to me is Turkish barbers with the sharpest trim

rorke being feisty
https://youtu.be/OOerNqivjs4

Rorke's Pie Factory is a place on earth

>>219658636
kill yourself

>>219658571
Whats thr dream?

>>219658636
looks like an indian guru

>>219658638
and what of the halftime oranges

just aten loads of potstoes

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Love this mfer

>>219658634
go be happy for free
like in the park
parks are nice

sneed's feed and seed formerly chucks'

>>219658651
Commercial airline pilot
>>219658690
Parks don’t make me happy anymore

lads
not a gay
but are you ever so angry at another bloke you don't even want to punch him but you just want to fuck him?
not in a gay way though, he wouldn't enjoy it at all

>>219658669
pilfered by a preponderance of pickpocketing piccaninnies playing for portsmouth at pride park

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https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=219658636
https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=219658672
AI slop insanely low quality post

>>219658683
same

Oh dear, the pilots a brit poster

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And the very latest from SeasideMark?

>>219658712
isnt this basically yank prison punishment rape?

>>219658669
Mad how this filtered people

>>219658712
i get this but the other way around

>>219658730
sex bee

>>219658705
good boy (buck)

>>219658712
Are you paki?

>>219658754
when you're angry at someone you want his cock up your arse?
that doesn't even make sense

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>>219658760
this is me. literally me ...
>>219658766
cute therapist

rorke confirmed dead after several ballistic missiles land direclty inside his battyhole

so angry with you lot

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Why don’t Scottish police just shoot this guy

>>219658799
*farts in your face*

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...or this [changed form] is literally me even though the light is really yellow because I was just enjoying the content
>>219658807
good therapist

>>219658784
like i get angry at them then they fuck me

>>219658811
I thought maxi jazz was dead?

>>219658811
We’re all fae somewhere!

wanking off a sex arse

>>219658811
SNP's next candidate for Cowdenbeath and Kirkcaldy

if you was a girl and you liked someone you could just lock them in a room until they loved you, until literally forever (just dont let them go), and more than 10% of guys would like that or it would work on them, more if you choose the right person. its that easy

I fucking hate niggards

toby!

sir keir starmer

>>219658875
kek

I don't see the point in air rifles

keir starmer flabby white sex arse

>>219658534
Meaning?

Lucho: Ey Cody!
Cody: ...wuhhh?
Lucho: Ey Cody, mi Abuela maded us some Taquitos! Grab a plate holmes.
Cody: ...awww yuhhh.

>>219658925
shoot the greys

meow

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Did you lads hear about the snail who get shipwrecked in France? The locals started a l'escargot cult!

>>219658889
>if you was a girl and you liked someone you could just lock them in a room until they loved you
also don't give them water, they would most likely be better off

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>>219658413

we call it king bird ;_;

>>219658987
you dont need to drink to live

>>219658949
The politically correct term is 'mixed race', though 'dual heritage' is acceptable.

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>>219658982
NO WE DIDN'NT

>Starmer says UK took 'last best chance' to hit Cheadle, as Oldham reports shooting down Cheadlian aircraft

Payslip feeling a bit light this month. I'll corner managerberg on getting a raise tomorrow. Yeah, I'll say either cough up the dough or I'm walking.

>>219659049
teehee

you are just trying to bait me into that I would live well as a pimp in TX if I was let to go wild

>>219658998
Is that the remake?

get toby locked in a room and milked for all he's worth

So it looks like Iran is going to win then

At the end of March I should finally top £20,000 in savings for the first time in my life.
What a way to ring in my mid thirties

wassup pimp

I want to lock a woman in a room and [REDACTED] :)

never truly got over finding out how fake women's empathy and kindness is

>>219659085
37 with about £4k in savings
would genuinely have to kms if i lost my job

>>219659085
Had 20k in my account when I was 21
In my mid thirties if I don’t have a house, wife and 3 kids I’ll kill myself
Get your priorities right mate what can you even do with 20k

>>219659116
yeah but I've got no house, no gf, no friends
never even had a loan of any kind so no real credit rating to actually start renting from someone normal
just a shit job and dogberg

>>219658875
>Kirkcaldy
Grim place

>>219659116
where's all your money gone

i may be a burnt out soylennial way past it, but at least I have fond memories of going out in my youth with friends and families and women. I am so glad im not a zoomer freak, look at the absolute state of you all being le epically schizophrenic on the internet epically schizomaxxing and WASTING ALL DAY ON HERE DOING NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rape nigger roaring

lowkirkcaldy

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rural england mogs

Current Account: 18k
Bonds: 10.5k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 24k
Lifetime ISA: 10.1k
Cash ISA: 50k

>>219659193
Might read some thomas hardy

>>219659193
there is no such thing as rural england in 2026. You're never more than 40 miles away from the sea and never more than 10 miles away from a mcdonalds. It is over for rural england

>26 years old
>~£30,000 in debit account
>£100,000 in a S&S ISA
>~£1,000,000 in crypto assets (primarily SOL)
>~£600,000 in stocks (TSLA, NVDA, GOOG)
>£300,000 in property equity
>~£3,000,000 per year HMO contacts with Serco

Current Account: 18k
Bonds: 100.5k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 240k
Lifetime ISA: 100.1k
Cash ISA: 500k

See how easy it is to lie?

i used to think yanks were rich but then i found out they consider their credit card limit as part of their wealth

>>219659200
Why so much in your current account?

>>219659213
he's shit

>>219659225
>You're never more than 40 miles away from the sea
Lying little cunt

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love me freya
need me freya

Mad how Rorkes favourite philosophers tend to be decent, humble, contented people while Leftypols favourite philosophers are often times atheist paedophiles with unwarranted superiority complexes

Current Account: poo
Bonds: poo
Stocks and Shares ISA: poo
Lifetime ISA: poo
Cash ISA: poo

>>219659246
for a lot of people the secret to wealth is crippling debt

>>219659174
tell me a story of your youth

>>219659225
Is being near the sea not rural?

Current Account: 180k
Bonds: 101.5k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 540k
Lifetime ISA: 200.1k
Cash ISA: 5000k

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>>219655555

Look like SHIT with stubble
I do NOT rock the Rockstar Vibes

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>PhD in math
>any job i want
>300k starting

Eufrat was a very underrated pornstar

Willy size: 13cm
Height size: 150cm
Bank size: -£40,000
Norwood size: 4

>>219659259
70 miles who cares point is we're a nasty little neoliberal nest of data centres now we've uploaded ourselves into the cloud

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how trump is looking atm

>>219659268
she couldn't shut the cubicle door before taking a photo? artless sportsmong

>>219659312
name 5 jobs

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>>219659200
>Cash ISA: 50k

if I could get a 1 million pound loan and fuck off thailand tomorrow and never pay it back

>>219659268
>for a while
Well shes obviously been doing ab work outs from home

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mumberg showed me this image and said 'it reminds me of you ha ha'

>>219659326
yank moment

heatherpaedo dropping the pretense that they are not supposed to be underage girls

>>219659338
'

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sexo (if legal age)

>>219659163
booze and the chemical jew

>>219659339
Girls used to do wild things on stickam...

>>219659287
Used to go out Thursday night, Friday night and Saturday night. Pubs were packed for pre-drinking, then hit the town inside packed nightclubs. 2008 to about 2016 for me. Went out again to try and relive it with my mates and my brothers last year and everything changed. Every high street is a ghost town now. Just bodyguards roaming the streets in hi-vis

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>>219658125
It's an Olympics year.

Hate it when people can’t pick up on sarcasm so you just look like a prick. Had to chair a meeting today because my manager was a funeral and I made a joke that he was being “a bit selfish really” and everyone scowled at me.

>>219659373
sent that fat yank flying

>>219659391
toby no you can't post that !!

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sexo twilight sparkle (if legal age) too
>>219659411
its fine its furry vr

>>219659373
dropped her money like sonic

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>Phone up speculatively asking for work
>'And what university was it?'
>York
>'ahhh excellent, very impressive.'

Good feel

>>219659409
Thats just autistic, read the room sperg

>>219659405
sounds fun. was this in a big city or a town?

>>219659373
dropped her bills like a gta npc :skull emoji:

>>219659409
bang out of order mate

>>219659373
ROCK BOTTOM

any leeds met man in

>>219659442
Creative writing degree was it?

>>219659409
keep acting like this until someone laughs you only need 1 person to crack

furry vr twitch POV stream

>>219659442
You could have said the University of Uganda and a Masters in Urban Dance and still get the same response. Welcome to Britain you foolish young man

>>219659409
lol

love love LOVE when a post flops but then someone accuses you of being heathermong

>>219659480
I will just do porn (there are lots of gays), obviously

>>219659409
Can be fine if delivered well. But you probably fucked it with your weird autistic delivery

>>219659409
I genuinely got fired because the boss overheard me saying I couldn't give a fuck about her dead dad

Fucking screaming at the thought of you lot in the real world stumbling from social blunder to social blunder
You people are just words on a forum to me, but you are all actual legitimate people LMAO

>>219659475
i went staffordshire
was shit

>>219659480
:/

>>219659331
data, trader, researcher, AI, engineer

>>219659498
kek had that experience twice yesterday and it felt amazing

Swampert used Muddy Water on Spheal
It evolved into Poo Spheal!

>>219659517
retard

>>219659510
play vr chat on stream now now now nwonwo

>>219659515
Also, I have a nervous laugh and laughed in her face as she was screaming at me

>>219659498
>>219659534
Never happened to me maybe you should be less shit at posting?

>>219659536
srera

>>219659422
I've always thought she looks good in glasses

oh so heathernonce was posting those creepy old camsite screenshots what a surprise

that one sperg on here who gets bollocked for being a proper mong and his response is to just reply "retard" every time

>>219659558
fuck off heathermong

nyooo

>>219659331
senior poosmith at a SHAART company

Errr so what are we all doing for ST Patrick’s day then? Not maladaptive daydreaming and /brit/ posting, I hope

remember when it was really fashionable to like jacob rees-mogg and he had a cult following

>>219659527
You aren’t getting an engineering job with a math degree you retard

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>>219658125
the real event of the year is the Enhanced Games

>>219659517
You would crack the fuck up at my shitty life, truly.

>>219659517
>stumbling from social blunder to social blunder
KTIM

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Allan Barton - The Antiquary

The best channel on the YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdIXJUw-nNM

>>219659606
I could lift that

>>219658181
yeah unlike south africa, russia, and brazil

Fucking hell I’m on the bus home and some jeet is just on facetime on speaker fucking blasting it
Need him out of business pronto

>>219659616
looks like Jared Harris

BBC news suspiciously very pro-Iran

eating a profoundly autistic dinner today

Moodily eating a giant bowl of pasta like Tony Soprano

>>219659638
get the Britain RESTORED lad

I'm tall and fat and broad shouldered and have a kind face so everyone likes me.
milf at work last week said I'm a big friendly teddy bear when I helped her reach something on a shelf

>>219659638
At Restore Britain we intend to deport such people

every time i get into a lift and it stops for another person, i get out before realising it's not my floor yet then have to awkwardly get back in the lift. every fucking time

>>219659638
So tell him to turn it down you fucking pussy

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keely

>>219659638
say something to it

>>219659571
Corr

Tom Brady's Blues take on the mighty Boro.
Tonight at 8 o'clock Greenwich Mean Time.

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>>219659643
you posted the same thing on /pol/ about six hours ago in a thread about that iranian general

give children (male) guns and positions of power in the military

in gmod

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>>219659700
i really like keely

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a popular webm that i saved from /britfeel/ in 2018

>>219659700
>lip fillers
>shitty chinese tattoo
>no tits
>man hands
ummmmm fucking NO thanks to that one lad

more yakuza 3 toil
im a friendless 33 year old man you see

>>219659729
Prefer keely hawes

and just where may i ask should i take the proto on our first date?
been eyeing up the mcdonalds next to the train station frankly

>>219659719
Don’t think that simply giving people guns is illegal so I’m not entirely sure the “in gmod” was necessary

Fucking hell, we're actually all going to die. We're all going to die because retarded Americans would rather elect a pedo than a black woman

>>219659743
actually you are boring us on /brit/ currently
go play your shit Jap game if it's that good YOU WON'T BECAUSE IT'S SHIT

>>219659762
yeah it always ends up well

youre right

have just been incelpilled

>>219659729
a poor man's mena suvari, meseemeth

>>219659700
>>219659729
women are always and I mean ALWAYS on holiday

>>219659736
post the one of the guy leaving the toilet and slipping on the pool cues

>>219659767
hs? the Iran special military operation will take just two weeks yeah?

NIGGER!
Sorry just a bad case of tourettes

>>219659741
ackchually that's japanese and it says tokyo

>>219659729
I know it's bent but I looked at her arse

>>219659754
The most expensive restaurant you can think of. And the criticise her table etiquette the whole way through
"You dont hold your knife and fork like that"
"Pardon? I couldnt understand you because your mouth was full"

>>219659767
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

>>219659787
Inceldom trvke

>>219659777
grow up mate and stop wasting your peak neuroplasticity years on being a SNARKY
INSUFFERABLE
CUNT

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>Lauren Jauregui is fat as fuck now

a girl with (or without) tourettes where she whistles probably doesnt have it but she is looking for something and [DELETED] [DELETED] thats hot

scottish mumberg told be she "were feart" over this war. then went on about wanting to watch that peaky blinders film thats out

Why does he keep advertising a video game which he clearly doesn't want to play?

>>219659813
fuck off liam I never asked

I've only eaten a pear today so my macros are fucked

>>219659852
She got IBS or something?

CR CR
>>219659867
thats worse than boring!

>>219659818
would be bants but i can't afford that at the mo

business idea: regularly blogpost about a video game and ruin this lad's life by triggering his OCD

nightmare mode: act like a rorke about it at the same time

>>219659852
ever shagged her up the arse?

Women LOVE to call fat pigs like Ashley Graham beautiful

Tel-Aviv has just been nuked

im in kamurocho right now

>>219659896
Or just go play your shit Jap video game instead of advertising

NEW

>>219659925
>>219659925
>>219659925

>>219659900
They dont call kelly Osborne beautiful

THEYVE JUST HIT THE PENTAGON

>>219659900
you mean the girl from resident evil 4 or the pornstar?