edition
anime
*launches a Tactical Trvke at /brit/*
>>219774946have a nice long hot shower
dogshit gingerpedo thread featuring the boring shit state of connecticut which most people leave for new york as soon as they turn 18 because it's boring as hell
sister called me a killjoy because i told her 4 year old daughter that zoos are cruel and should be irradiated
>>219774974i didnt think anyone else was going to make a thread calm down
would absolutely love an older gf but only as a novelty for a few months until i move on to someone more nubile and less likely to talk back
Shaved my giant beard, instantly look younger >>219774935bit bothered when people eat their eggs like that
i'm gonna cum
who do you think is more pathetic lads, discord mods or reddit mods?i think discord mods are more likely to be nonces but also more likely to be milfs, meanwhile all reddit mods are fat virgins or trannies
>>219774974the (OP) is Benwell and Scotswood which is an electoral ward of Newcastle upon Tyne in North East England btw
>>219774983never been with a woman older than 3-4 years Wouldnt mind shagging a bit tit milf with good skin
Need to have sex with Emma Watson.
>>219775017older than me* lol
>>219775009both of them are jannies who do it for free to make massive companies millions of dollars. i would say reddit jannies are slightly worse because i bet a bunch of discords are just rl friend groups, like the ones i'm on
>>219775017when i was in my mid-20s i had a lovely milf escort with fake tits and a tramp stamp and tan skin, she was very enthusiastic and honestly the best shag of my life, great body too must've been a yoga fanatic or somethingi still scan the escort sites hoping she'll return someday but it's been years so she's probably retired by now
>>219775040what's the 'scort situation like in Australia?
you're close
https://youtu.be/NHk7scrb_9I
you know what
>>219775047a lot less dodgy than britain but also generally a lot more expensive. we have brothels so you can just walk in if you want without having to make an appointment, brothels are kinda shit though because they won't blow you without a condom, though they're usually cheaper
chubby chaser reggae fan: oooh baby I love your weight
>>219775009never used discord and I've browsed reddit only a dozen times maybe. >>219775040Glad you had fun, I'm not really a fan of fake booba me. The only time older women have been interested in me is when I was with someone so I couldn't do it. There is one chick that was in her early 30s that was very handsy and huggy when I was in my early 20s. If I see her somewhere I'll try to shag, she had great tits.
still can’t into reddit, just looks bad and feels wank interacting with it
I am a victim of aids
>>219775077I tried to comment and make a post one time on the 4chan subreddit but it said I need more karma >how do I get karma? you need to post more and comment...the fuck is this bullshit even?
>>219775070>I'm not really a fan of fake booba me.yeah me neither, nor tattoos, but her personality and skill more than made up for it, a pro who's a bit rough around the edges is better than a girl who is 100% your type but doesn't care
>>219775079
acting niggardly (not racist)
>>219775029discord mods are usually friends of the owner whereas subreddits usually have the full autistic job application process
>>219775079you have AIDSyes you have AIDS
>>219775102sniggered at this (racistly)
Man I don't even know what to tell you it looks like the entire Iranian military just disintegrated immediately on contact, from what I'm seeing Iran doesn't have an air force, air defence or fleet anymore
plan for today>get up (DONE)>shower (DONE)>put the first batch of washing on (DONE)>makes a coffee (DONE)>clean the flat>play cyberpunk>put a second batch of washing on>go for a walk>make another coffee>wash up>watch the football>make some nice food>watch some more football>play some more cyberpunk>watch a film>watch some youtube kino
wish i could lose a bit of weight without having to put any effort in or sacrifice anything
thinking about benders
>>219775123millions of iranian women just got horny at how powerful american men are
>>219775091Interesting...well at least you had fun. How old was she? One time a girl let me touch her fake boobs just to see what its like and I didn't like it much, I want tits to have some give. Maybe there's levels of fake boobs but that didn't feel very good. >>219775126cut carbs
>>219775126well have i got a drug to sell you
just remembered that teacher who got fired for saying the word "niggardly"
>>219775126lol same (
>>219775124not gonna spend some time with your gf?
>>219775123That is correct, it's just an army and temu missles/drones. We will still find a way to lose
>>219775140yes see>play cyberpunk>play some more cyberpunk
>>219775123
1 hour and 22 minutes, USA disables the entire Iranian military
>>219775152that's that short jewish fella, I like him
Famous British benders include Elton John and Stephen Fry.
>>219775124what about the mind altering substances
>>219775166the queen used to love giving knighthoods to old benderswonder what william's thing will turn out to be
>>219775151your gf is panam then i take it?
dont like music videos where they splice two songs together
>>219775166could never ever take a throbbing plump cock in my hungry man pussy just doesn't seem enjoyable
1 hour and 22 minutes - Belka disables the entire Ustio military
>>219775191what about this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux8C_GENIUA
>>219775189judy
>>219775166Like em both. Why did QI fire him and replace him with that unfunny lesbian?>Did I mention I'm from Denmark and a lesbian?haven't watched it since then
>>219775208homosexuality is a sin lad, you're going to hellplus she edits BDs and is thus a porn producer and therefore probably a jew
>i make an egg and bacon sandwich>tastes like shit>worker in a cafe or even mcdonalds makes one>tastes heavenlywhy can i not do anything
I thought that was joe jackson
>>219775206was thinking more like this where half the video is one song and the other half is another song https://youtu.be/lcY0vUI_igM
>>219775220They just hate women
>>219775221severe spastication
>>219775239ah i see
listen to mehugh laurie
>>219775247i don't really understand how this works either but i still reserve the right to think normies are dumb for being amazed by it
Unironically just squirt shit all over my underwear
Im a whole different nigga when I’m off the clock
>>219775260shart in mart
>>219775221it's the opposite for me>>219775239There's a channel Im a big fan of that does the best mash ups I've ever heard, this guy is an artist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_jBfoTLFQ
>>219775257mirrors reflect light from several directions all at once, don't think of it like a telly screen
>>219775270I’m at home
>>219775274makes sense, figured it was something like that
Bottle of wine drunk, 6 pack of 12% bourbon and coke drunk, room spinning. It lush
>>219775286I love her :D
i fuck arses
stop playing shitty american college rock nightmare why do they do this
>>219775296based if they are female
>>219775286she's deranged
>>219775274Her light rays are blocked by the towel I don’t get it
>>219775307women don't like it up the bum because they've not got prostates
who fucks arses?maybe he fucks arses
Watching Breaking Bad after 12 years and I don't hate Skyler as much.
Just absurdly redpilled right now
>>219775319some do, especially Greek girls >>219775320guilty
just realised my granddad was only 43 when i was born
it's ok to turn off street lamps
Women are horrible twisted beasts
>>219775247>>219775257>>219775314
think I had to manually develop empathy due to my extremely sheltered and isolated upbringing
>>21977534143, just a kid.
mirrors are black magic
That mirror thing just proves that the average person is still basically a peasant.
Been watching the Big Bang theory when falling asleep. It's not as bad as people said it was.
>>219775352Woke bullshit
>>219775357Right, I’ll be the one to tell you mate. Talking about developing empathy is cringe and what idubbbz says, if you say that to someone there is a 99% chance they’ll think you’re a wanker
the jap thinks all women are like it's mother
My life is a comedy
so unbelievably anhedonic not even alcohol is doing it for me and i want to kill myself
>>219775371I don't mean developing empathy for browns or whatever idubbbz says I mean just actually understanding different perspectives and theory of mind
>>219775362this is my boomstick
she's fucking playing country and western now fuck me why it's dolly parton
>>219775392you are loved
>>219775392fucking screaming this is me
"how does the mirror know" like they think it's a person
>The document prioritizes fighting Islamism—linked to 94% of recent UK terror deaths—with plans to close extremist charities and monitor universities.But i thought the far right was our biggest threat
>>219775392had a phase like that in when I turned 20 because I fucked myself with speed and blew up a circuit
My AK slay gays, spray strays wit niggas' names on it
>>219775405only by people who don't know the extent of what a piece of shit i really am in my soul
>>219775418
mirrors are personshave you never read snow white
>>219775392*hugs you*
>>219775077feels nice getting thousands of (you)s though
>>219775427its not as bad as you think
>>219775451no it doesn't be quiet
i am the bum and the hair
ZOG is gonna lose this war.
Remember how the Michael Jackson song man in the mirror was about a secret room he had in his house all the walls and ceilings mirrored and dark and he would go do magic spells in there
>he doesn't know
save me feargal sharkey
>>219775486Couple more school girl massacres will cow the iranians into submission
>>219775427raping my nan with a knife roaring this is me
will williams hahaha
>>219775519Sir Tin Miner
can someone explain why cheadle gets mentioned on /brit/
>>219775506inexplicable post
>>219775486If israel still exists by the time I leave this world im not gonna be pleased
>>219775529it's going to happen
looks like I'm not going to sleep so I'll go to the store to buy charcoal
might watch some undertale videos. last game i played and actually enjoyed
>>219775519was on the St Ides last night hahaah
>>219775542never understood this zoomer concept of watching people play games instead of playing the game yourself
>>219775555I've said this but then I get told to kms
>>219775555sometimes I like to watch
>>219775560just not nice people are they
>>219775555it starts with porn
>>219775526It's just of those things innit
who
>>219775554>8.2% why do niggas drink these 4 lokos are like 12% now and taste better
>>219775563ok fairs enjoy the cuck pov, maybe sit in the corner while you do it yeh
>>219775555meant to say lore videos. because its easier than 100%ing the game again to find the lore myself
Emma Watson hugging a guy and you can see the outline of her underwear in her pants. This is the kind of thing that tickles my pickle, finding out what underwear a girl wears.
>every single fun peptide, steroid, test etc to try is illegal in swedenland fucking HATE it here
>>219775555never watched forsen i reckonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oszFL3Uzou8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrXpaSS233Y
When will all these people realise that it’s John the BAPTIST and not John the Roman Catholic or John the Eastern Orthodox?
There's a thing that cheap charcoal brands do here and it's - they fill the first half of the bag with good big pieces and then the other half is small pebble sized ones, I hate that.
have another cigarette and have another cigarette in a room where lovers go talking on the telephone
>>219775592Holy fuck how gay are you? Who cares if it’s illegal it’s not gonna be an issue unless you’re making it or selling it
Just keep Mousey out of it. He hates attention
Morning team. At ALDI yesterday management are making us watch customers take bags of compost etc from outside when they purchase it because we've lots thousands of pounds in stock on compost where people help themselves (steal). It's always left on pallets out the front of the store so there's nobody watching
my father taught me not to be ashamed of my body
>>219775599orthodox chants are peng though https://youtu.be/3N_uLuqGAFc
Can’t believe the Leeds fans booing the Ramadan break is still a fucking news story jfc
Good morning :)
hannah waddingham that’s one booyah hottie
love mousey forever
>>219775644would love to munch her bumcheeks
>>219775624id love to eat compost out of your shit hole tilde
>>219775629https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o81A31hlgEA
harry potter
>>219775612yes because buying and injecting chinese mystery juice is the man’s choice
>>219775644Very Aryan physiognomy
>>219775644https://64.media.tumblr.com/3245c8a0295bc23193cc2dcd699e4849/6fc1208504274a6c-61/s400x600/0d12d398f670877f134e27076ad0d737b0a1964c.gifv
>ADHD and autism are considered neurological disorders with a genetic component>No neurological or genetic testing is involved during their diagnosis Hmm
mad how people under 30 will never understand the pure unadulterated joy of fentanyl-free cocaineit's probably how hippies felt before aids was invented
>>219775541Is this indoors...
>>219775670Virgin
hmm
>>219775695Wonder if they might take a semen sample
John McCafe
>>219775668DEH!
>>219775713imagine how much higher it'd be if not for the muslim conquest
>>219775555Some games are more fun to watch than play
Operation Epic Fail status?
>>219775713WHERES AMERICA DUDE BULLSHIT LISTEN DUDE IM LIKE 6.7 APA DUDE FUCK THIS GAY LIST DUDE IS IT LIKE SOME EUROPEAN SHIT Y'ALL
No more goy wars
>>219775707very convincing
>>219775735nobody is talking about trump being in the epstein files anymore
operation epstein fury
queen
>>219775713given how abos have an average IQ of about 30 which obviously tanks the total score, then the white australian is probably the smartest type of person on earth
Operation Tyson Fury
Operation Epic Jewry
operation eric cartman
which one of you twats reported me for racism and now i have to do these ridiculous captchas again
I once got a 97% on an IQ test, quite impressive really.
record vocaroo
operation keir starmer
>>219775774i kneel in the presence of my vb longneck at 8 in the fakin mornin succulent chinese meal enjoying bruce blooded brother
Operation Epic Poo'n'Wee
>>219775804https://vocaroo.com/1llNMlm5xaTy
contains strong language and scenes of a sexual nature
>>219775824emma watsons toilet
>>219775824That's enough about your childhood mate
Rorkeypoppy x
>>219775838omds hes been done up like a kipper
>>219775420Shut it rorke
>not employed>not a womanWill no one rid /brit/ of this turbulent tripfag?
>>219775805*clicks not interested*
I won’t
>>219775863statistically he'll rid /brit/, and the world, of himself at some point
any paedophiles in
>>219775796Probably mousey
rorke walking his dog skyrim
about to add to this statistic
it has become somewhat sad in here
>>219775877supposed to call them MAPs (minor-attracted person) now rorke
>>219775875blud thinks he's morpheus
When I was thirteen years old I had the body of an adult woman.
God is real. Creation itself is a living miracle every second.
i should be well within my rights to ignore a girl's messages without guilt if she's being boring and giving me nothing to work with
friendly reminder jesus christ is our lord and saviour, the king of kings
Went to watch Scream 7 with a mate last night cause he loves horror films. It wasn’t very good.
some VERY worrying posts
get serotonin from cheese
>>219775902Where'd you keep it then
umming to myself
got a driving lesson soon because i’m a failson zoomer runt freak bastard that can’t drive yet at 22
Anyone interested in my knob cheese?
>>219775944On my person at all times.
tekken tucsonhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=_htLQwSx6Bg
Favourite imagefap poster just keeps rejoining the site under a slighty different name and dumping his content again whenever his account gets suspended, what a fucking king
>>219775975pornography is evil
>>219775949I'm 29 mate. I had over 3 years of weekly driving lessons without taking a test. Come to accept driving isn't for me due to my mental health and narcolepsy
>>219775949not uncommon at all these days, especially in britaineven here i know people in their literal 40s who never got a 'cence
>>219775949ktim! but I live in London so it doesn't count as a failure, most people here can't drive
You have the good AIDS though?
fapping to images
>>219775949i didn't learn until 26
>>219776000What kind of images?
>>219775989>I'm 29 mate.I'm 29, male.fixed that for you
>narcolepsyprobably from reading your own boring posts lmfao
>>219776013>>219776018screeching
>>219776018bodied him
Neither of those posts were funny
>>219775701Literally everyone asks me that.No, it's on my balcony.>>219775719Wish I knew how to cook meth like him>>219775949Good luck, I got mine at 24
first time i tried red bull i was only about 8 in the back of the car and it was a parking attendant on the same site that would become buchanan galleries . why do i remember this? my memories should be reserved for strongest most significant moments with loved ones family and friends. instead it's literally just marketing . red bull did inception on me.
cronem whetting his onyx on ziedy's unspoilt sharpener
>>219776053because it tastes like battery acid
>>219776010
cut open my steak and cooked it like i normally do and the crust looked fine but cut it open and it was fucking raw in the middle, not medium rare, actually raw. which one of you boring bastards sabotaged my dinner?
>>219776040Oh you seethin x
>>219776073steak is really difficult to get rightthey make it look so easy on cooking youtube
>>219776073pan was too hot I reckon or not hot enough
cho chang
BRING AMBERLAMPS
>>219776013done him
>>219776088done this literally thousands of times and perfected my method, never had this happen before
ive been driving every day for yearsit isn't that hard
HE NEEDS SOME MILK
I've been driving in my car it's not quite a jag you are
>>219776063its mickey pearce
pan hot
nyan cat, trololol guy, this is sparta remix, badger badger badger, salad fingers, madness combat,
THE WHISTLE TIPS GO WOO WOO
maillard reaction innit
>Here in my car>I feel safest of all >I can lock all my doorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrjM8Fi7J58
took me about 3 months of practice to go from being a nervous retard behind the wheel to constantly getting angry at other drivers who have probably been driving longer than me for being retards behind the wheel
turning 27 soon. sad. 26 is still cute twink territory 27 is smelly arsehole hairy unc pushing 30 grim bastard core
do you kiss your girl after she blows you?
Too many drivers these days and the road infrastructure hasn't kept up with the population increase
>>219776188 during
>>219776181https://youtube.com/watch?v=hrkuo0y8gMU
>>219776206what if we just remove all nons-
verbally abusing catberg but it’s ok he don understand x
If you didn't pass your driving test the first time, at the age of 17, then you will forever be a failure
>>219776184I'm 29 and still cute. It's all about self care
Goodnight.
>>219776215Honestly one of the few punk bands that have excited me in the last 15 years. They got that energy.
Employed Unc
>>219775875Link video?
>>219776232This has been debunked
Haha what's this mad cunt raving on about
>>219776232I didn't past the written test the first time because I hadn't slept and was zonked out on speed/
any smelly arsehole hairy unc 30 year old grim bastard core man in?
>>219776232my friend failed three times and passed on the fourth go
good morning
>I'm 29 and still cute. It's all about self care
i'm 39. 39 is still young
>>219776266Soon, but I'm pretty clean and look good + cute>>219776277morning
Whats your favourite scary movie?
29 year old male woman who looks 26
>>219776291scary movie
>>2197762911 or 3 i reckon
>life means I can't train dual n back for a couple of weeks >start again today>matching and in some cases exceeding my averagesInteresting
>>219776291Threads (1984)
custard for brekkie
>>219776291Idiocracy, but it's a documentary now.
>>219776307that's scary movie 2 mate
was a misogynist when i was an incel but since becoming a shagger i'm even more of a misogynist
Have a shave! Clean. Fresh. Invigorating. Have a shave TODAY!
nah I suck balls at learning a language
>>219776291texas chainsaw massacre
got my licence at 29
always loved women me>>219776344oh yeah...
Have a poo! Stinky. Brown. Invigorating. Have a poo TODAY!
We at /brit/ thank Mousey for constantly fighting his aversion to attention and becoming one of the most prolific posters in history
>>219776355If you don't do it as a kid it gets difficult especially if you don't live in the country. I'm thankful I at least know 3
Have a wank! Sticky. White. Stimulating. Have a wabk TODAY!
this is who you are talking to when you talk to claude
>>219776386I'm saving it for a bird
>Have a wabk
>>219776390I heard that Claude is pretty good, never used an AI myself but I might use this as an organization tool
well rorke, im waiting
love playing with my bumhole
it's not fair that claude wasn't released yet when i was failing my masters
cant wait to see which attention seeking faglord makes the new and what boring shite he chooses for the edition
