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HE WAS STANDIN IN A TINY TOWNON FAIR PRINCE EDWARD ISLANDWAITIN FOR A SHIT TO COME N' FIND HIM
corr pooberg instantiated>>219974473may fugg wun in leffft
>>219974473From the left, number 1 and 4 are hot. The rest arent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA7iedRBJrsI meant ship! I'm not Marky Mark!
still dont get why deez vapid ass foids use tiktok honetsly most vapid rancis segenerate pointless dumb shidd on earflike you needa be fucked in the head to find dat tik tok shidd like worthwhile or funits just utterly bogglementizedkafkaesque dare wun profuse
Lowkey is mega hot
>>219974509You can tell she stinks though and not in a good way like some girls stink
>>219974473SEXSeXSEXnow Sex sex now pumping sex
>>2199744894s body is awful
>>219974507don't be elitistpeople's lives used to be complete shitweb 2.0 is the great civilizer of mankind
>>219974509She got lipo to redistribute her fat
>>219974514Yeah whatever. 2 would be hot also, maybe the hottest if not for her head
>>219974509rancidwould not insufflate her asshole
mental hoe likegloria steinmencampaigned like against objectivization and shiddannd likeminute they get rights they all on only fans agenabaolutely mentalno fucking bolloxpure vapidizatiin like there was a brief period in 20th century when most workinv women were not prostitutes anymoreliteeally a blipcoz they all like piled back in
>>219974520She also abuses filters pretty bad
only posting this gooner shit because it means I wont jerk>>219974520thiccmaxxing is good
There was a cute snake in the movie and it made me smile
whole world runs on losers spaffin and foids wantun to be spaffed at for cash
there should be modern stealth games in the spirit of thief 1/2/3, goldeneye 64, splinter cell, nolf, etc. the graphics don't even have to be spectacular, just good audio.. jews are the reason we don't have good immersive sims
>>219974553did it morph into James Earl Jones tho?
Fuck Web 2.0 bring back Geocities
>>219974560Nope
prince of persia 2 innit
I wish I lived in a trailer
f.e.a.r was a relly cool game
>>219974569What do you live in now
>>219974579a society
>>219974576>fighting HECU the whole game with a side of RinguPASS!
>>219974597wth is hecu
>>219974599MY ASS IS HEAVY
ate some damn good fried rice from the local chinese place
depression
>>219974579An airbnb
greatest games of all time?portal 2stanley parableeverywuns gone to rapturemedieval total warrise of nationscaesar iiiizoo tycoon
>portal 2>the stanley parable
>>219974562cant believe hes dead
>>219974611you haven't played that game of the Chinese Room's about Lovecraftian mutants taking over an oil rig? That was pretty unsettling
>>219974631I didn't even know he was sick
>>219974611I was obsessed with Zoo Tycoon as a kid. Haven't played that game since
>>219974661when i was 12 we used to go to a friend's house and play Fallout 1 for the gory crit kills
>>219974661Do you remember Dinosaur Tycoon
Listening to depressive black metal
for me?depressive death funeral doom
let's get back to jam, boy
>>219974611Pathologic is my favorite game but it's weird.
alsoatmospheric post-drone melodic blackgaze
punk for me
>>219974694corr looks propa intrestin
tick of the clock
>>219974695Depressive suicidal national socialist black metal
>>219974694I love that game. Have you played 3 that just came out? Been thinking of getting it
>>219974711sisyphean itineracy in kafkaized terms
>>219974695https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFSQPYyzmRAoh, this boy, he's got a heart of goldand gold's the most precious thing you could ever holdand if his heart is made of that, what need more be told?
surely a.i. is basically garn destroy the graphics design community fing for gaming
WE COME BACK FOR INDIAN SUMMERWE COME BACK FOR INDIAN SUMMERWE COME BACK FOR INDIAN SUMMERGO OUR SEPARATE WAYS
>>219974685For me it's brutal death metal (slamming optional) & war metal \m/
https://youtu.be/Ksu5YHK5ZDo
>>219974757CROQUETTS & BAKED ALASKAS
>>219974769Emperor Shaddam IV. be layin it down!
croquettesdamn my eastern european alcoholic incel life
why the fuck should I spend money on a 4.1 abv stout
>>219974611dorky ass list.
>>219974605had a taco and a beer. life is good
really craving some warm pie rn
>>219974822just wuns i rember innit
goodnight
cravin dat hella dank bangcock poonanivice-like
I get my kicks above the waistline
>>219974893ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK AND THE TOUGH GUYS CRUMBLE
>>219974875you used to take Indian ladies as your concubines and now you've settled on SEAsians, how the mighty have fallen.
Don Fagen is like the proxy for all the clever incels who can't sing cause yet wish to cause he can barely sing, but it's always a contest, esp. in the live stuff
>>219974903SEAsians are way hotter than Indians. Indians look like garbage
>>219974893but the queens we use would NOT excite you>>219974911I wish I weren't drunk, etc.
>Fagenlmao
>Jeetas can't be ho-ACK!
>>219974721I havent but that's just because my backlog is too big right now. Finished kcd2, Playing seance of Blake manor and phoenix Wright rn and then im playing marathon and stuff so it's not much time. Really excited to play it though when there's a good sale.
>>219974921your taste borders on the bizarre.
>posts an ugly jeetwomanlol
>>219974936>OF thotYou disgust me
>>219974933Fagin? Dickens? I haven't read the book either.
>>219974949How do Indians look better than Asians? Just about every Indian looks almost like a nigger
>CNN ruined the world
https://youtu.be/LzG-qji05Lc
gnomes are weird
>>219974967>all varieties of Asian have the same beauty standardsholy shit stop embarrassing yourself.
>>219975000I wish I was a gnome.
>>219974985well you know what, Polish ripoff of Idles or no, I still identify with that rain-drenched eastern european landscape
Nice.
I Feel So by Boxcar Racer
>>219975007I don't know what you're going on about. An Indian looks disgusting to me, whereas a SEAsian makes my penis go boingSimple as that
the only "beauty standard" that matters to me is the one that makes my penis erect
>>219975057my brother looks like that after supper
>>219975074SLAM!PIG!SLAMPIG!SLAMPIG!
It's what's on the inside that counts
>It's what's on the inside that counts
reckon the best sandwich is the ham and cheddar...proper fatty ham like....bit of mayonnaise on the bottom...room temperature cheddar on it...corrrrr that is proper lush. wash it down with a cask ale. get in there de lids
tofu sucks and i'm tired of pretending it doesn't
I searched imgfap for slampigit was just a bunch of ppl's revolting wivesI'm not against such fare generally but slampigs are often college aged girls who you know are lardasses that need to be PUMPED
my gait is probably incredibly fucked up, my feet are flat as boards and my left foot points further outwards than normal.
I love slampigs!
>>219975170Weird ass thing to worry about
>>219975209eh, you know in practice she's rather slight for the role
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFn22g52cKs
>>219975168That's a website I haven't heard about in a long time
>>219975218it's the way you look when you're moving, it's incredibly important.
>>219975272I'm self conscious about my gait as well. must be the tism
>>219975301The Gait of Hormuz
>>219975303booo
>>219975222https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyRoF689VRE
>>219975321sovl
DANS LE PORT DU HORMUZY A DES MULLAHS QUE CHANTENT
Nothing brings me joy anymore
What what in the butt
>>219975356I can't stay up until 7 anymore, I used to be able to just a few years ago.
>Someone must have been telling tales about Josef K., for one morning, without having done anything wrong, he was arrested.
>>219975402Someone must have briefed the Joseph Conrad proxy before he woke, cause suddenly he was on a wide river in the jungle right in the midst of combat helicopters spraying napalm, trench warfare, and unruly rock music going it ain't me it ain't me
You know what I fucking hate. Introductory text.
>>219975424Apocalypse now, peace later
>>219975428>He who makes a beast of himselfgets rid of the pain of being a man>Samuel Johnson
ah, darnitwell that is the epigraph to Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
>>219975445>Shits on fire yoAlso Samuel Johnson
What's going through the wagie mind right now?
>>219975477They're all asleep
>>219975477AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELFHOW THE HELL DID I GET HERELETTING THE DAYS GO BY
>>219975477probably something like this
>>219975477>doesnt this nigga know today is sunday?
>>219975514>he doesn't know
Night shifters rise up
>>219975514Sunday is when the wagie begins counting down the hours until he goes back to hell
>>219975538I'm not gonna post the Commodores songI hate that song
>>219975538*lies down for a sleepy honk shoo*
>>219975538
>>219975356I need a girl too
>>219975554https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2kXCf5D1Q8
>>219975552How long are the nights during the winter in Iceland?
Fishtank S5 today. How bad will it be?
>>21997558421 hours at worst
Flat-chested MILFs
MILFMan I'd Like to Fuck
>>219975653bro, you've got a hugeass volcano right by your housewhy aren't you running around flailing your limbs in utter panic?
>>219975699It would lower my property value
2am coffeetime who's up
sup bros
>>219975762that warm coffee feel good goin down in your guts baby? that bean water gettin you excited? bet that warm coffee feels good sittin in your stomach baby
>>219975762it's 2am kentucky whiskey for me
>>219975808https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpuvOmVup1EYEAH!
No snow here this year :(
>>219975851Hey Slovenia hows it going
made some cheeky 5 am lamb chops
>>219975987Based, haven't had lamb in a while since the last disaster.
>>219975934what I posted you I mean that's basically itI listen to this shit erryday, I can't put it any more plainly
>>219975987I don't like lamb that muchhappy for you though
>>219976023How was the ecstasy? Are you pulling an all nighter? I got offered cocaine last night but I refused.
>>219975762i'm up, but not for long. this whole day has just been exhausting. not *bad*, but tiring. just having a little nightcap, answering texts, put on some music. a very good friend had good news, and ex had bad news, so i am 100% pleased, ha
>>219976070I mean it was OK, but next up it's 2CB, ecstasy is harmful, and the comedown was such shit that I started drinking and here I am
>>219976129Yeaeh I've been hearing about this 2CB that it's good. I used to take 5HTP after taking MDMA supposedly it makes the come down better.
In order to make a post on 4chan I now need to>Wait a full minute>Solve the captcha, which is denied because I need to verify my email>Enter in my burner email and solve two captchas>Wait for the verification link>Solve two captchas to verify the session>Come back to the thread and solve the captcha again>Now I can postLiterally six captchas. The whole process takes almost 5 whole minutes just so I can shitpost in /cum/. I will NEVER buy a 4chan pass.
>>219976195then it sounds like you're ALWAYS gonna solve six captchas, goober grape. you're going to have to become very selective about your shitposts. drafts, edits, you may need to hire someone to posts the hits when you're asleep or on the john.
>>219976195works on my machine
>>219976195wtf did you do? i aint got a pass and i just get one captcha and a 30s cooldown thing
>>219976195you only have to verify once
>>219976249I can’t take the pressure! It’s too much!>>219976256I think chinese moot just hates me >_<>>219976285Nothing. I just started getting this IP range ban message which I can bypass by verifying my email. But I haven’t been banned, so I don’t have any idea. But now that I have verified myself, I can post normally by solving a single captcha.
Bored
>>219976305pressure is the anvil of creativity! your shitposts are the "big sur" of our time! the captcha is your menace, as delirium tremens was kerouac's! i know you won't let us down.
>>219976188also, I really do like what I posted youit's all I ever wanted out of music even though it's just a DIY recording by a married couple from the early 90's, it seems
>>219976399What did I post? I didn't post anything here today?
>>219976398I will do my very best! Probably, I will conjure a great many posts about poopoo and peepee and playing with my wiener other such things such as that.
The good ending.
Maybe you should try getting a job
>>219976570a 3rd job? Nah
>>219976512https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpuvOmVup1Eyou misread my post
>>219976513see, you already have a concept. a good writer always writes what they know. good luck!
>>219976663Oh yeah fuck, sorry. I will save it in my (your) playlist. I'm kind of in a old school House-y mood this morning.> DIY recording by a married couple from the early 90's, it seemsHow do you know that?
>>219976685Thank you for believing in me! :)
>>219976715I checked discogs, but most of these new age recordings are DIY mail order synth affairs, it's glorious
>>219976538dude was handsome, how did he not end up with a girlfriend?
>>219976755I see, this would be good for my breathing exercises, you can get really high if you go deep eenough.>>219976782Cause he was a sperg and was reading too much bullshit on forums.
>>219976782Some people shouldn’t be allowed on the internet. Nowadays we call it getting “one-shotted by the algorithm.” The internet can really fuck with people’s heads. And if you’re already a mentally ill psycho, then you’re doomed. And as a society, we just have to hope they only turn into looksmaxxing weirdos instead of literal murderers.
>>219976808good ol internet days, now everybody wants to be edgy
Listen to this: https://marec.bandcamp.com/track/smoke-1-right-here-right-now-fatboy-slim-right-here-right-now-420-trapbreak-remix
>>219976782You can be the most handsome man on the planet but girls you still reject you if you have the 'tism. Over the years I realized girls really like being "entertained". They like someone that is funny and can keep a good conversation. Looks are secondary after this.
Might go to church this morning.
>>219976901>They like someone that is funny and can keep a good conversation.The problem being most girls are horrible at conversation.
>>219976911if you a bad muthafucka go berserk!
>>219974602Mom’s spaghetti
>>219976849I wasn't much online back then but I've seen his forum screenshots, he was obsessed with is looks and kind of spergy IRL when talking to women.
Women can be difficult man. We should make these eastern euros traffick girlfriends to us as tax for using our general all the time :^)
>>219976941YOU BETTA LOSE YOURSELFI saw that movie at the theater, i wish I knew the chorus cause it's really good
can't dodge the rodge!
i gotta be more careful with caffeine these days. i had a sip at 7pm and i'm still kind of wired at nearly 3:30 here. i'm not sure when i became so sensitive to it, i assume it's when i stopped needing to work. once you can sleep as long as you please, sleep becomes the chief pleasure, and any action is a "well, if i feel like it." ever since then, caffeine just jitters me and... well, has me up late listening to steely dan, apparently. "aaajaa..."
>>219976993It would be easier to come and visit and maybe find a girl.
>>219977059It’s one thing to *be* Canadian, but I’m highly suspicious of anyone who’d actually want to move here, regarding “green card marriages” in American terms (and all migrants to Canada in general)
>>219977057I go through 400mg caffeine every day at work, plus the litres of black tea I drink after I get home
>>219977059SETTLE DOWNIF YOU WANT YOU CAN MARRYLOOK AT MEI AM OLDBUT I'M HAAAPY!
>>219977059That would be sickk. Massive /cum/ party at Sunny Beach. All the hottest babes will be there. Bulgarianon live DJ set.
>>219977146that;s a lot of caffeine, you are gonna get a cardiac arrest
>>219977140No, you come and start living here. >>219977190That would be fun actually. Sunny Beach has fallen of a bit, they killed all the mafiozos and now it's not what it used to be, still fun though if you know where to go.
>>219977192that's part of my early retirement plan
>>219977057>well, has me up late listening to steely dan, apparentlyWell I should know by nowThat it's just a spasmLike a Sunday in T.J. That it's cheap, but it's not freeThat I'm not what I used to beAnd that love's not a game for three
>>219977233>they killed all the mafiozosWho did? The government? I truly know nothing about your country other than the existence of Sunny Beach.
bulgarianon is not what he seems. that's all i'll say.
>>219977285Other mafiosoz, there was a cocaine boss that basically ran Sunny Beach for years, Mitio The Eyes he was called, he was selling all the drugs and basically had the police on his side so the whole place was a free for all (just don't sell drugs). After he got killed other mafiozos were scared to take his place so they don't get killed and now it's more fractured. Before him it was even crazier but I was too young back then. >>219977286wdym?
just leave me alone. i don't want any trouble. i just needed to warn them
>>219977338you're a deep cover interpol officer and you're hunting the rumoured 4chan Hitler, that's all I'll say
>>219977338No sorry, they didn't kill him, he got shot in 2016 but didn't die, Hmm I am thinking of someone else. They shot him on the street on Sunny Beach.
I've heard rumours about him you know. some real dark shit.
>>219977367It's just common knowledge here, I don't even know the half of it. Other guys love that shit, I'm just saying what happened>>219977380I'm not sure who runs Sunny Beach rn. Probably some other drug lord. But it's not so lax as before.
>>219977338>>219977380Interesting. Shoutouts to the homie Mitio.
>>219977239I did blowm crack cocaine and whisky when I hired a Honduras hooker and I was going to bed early morning when my heart started beating too hard that I moved my bed. I was scared shitless
Currently doing a data dump from my phone to my hard drive.
>>219977408This is him, understandable they call him Mitio THE EYES
>>219977462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPf233cInmg
>>219977462Haha my man has seen some shit
Wishing I didn't have such terrible depth perception.
>>219977489>How did you know I'm a Balkan drug crime boss, what gave it away?>>219977481Now this a good morning chune frendo
>>219977548Holy shit what a beast. There needs to be a movie about this fuckin guy.
I hate AI but this is fucking dope https://youtu.be/Ky0LGsyc3R8?si=OA8K_lr4zo6RplzH
>>219977585I usually don't like Bulgarian shows and movies but one of the best things we have produced is a series show called UNDERCOVER, it's based on a few real crime bosses here from Bulgaria including this guy. It's one off the few things from Bulgaria I'd recommend anons watching, it's really good (with the exception of the young cop lead who is the worst actor ever).
>>219977611wow, the future is now
>>219977611it's getting scary good unfortunately
>>219977681I don’t watch much TV but I may check it out. At least a few episodes.
>>219977681on imdb the bulgarian film from the 20th century with the most reviews is called "yesterday"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yesterday_(1988_film)is that any good?
>>219977745I don't either but you mentioned they should do a movie about him and I thought of the only Bulgaria media I would recommend to anyone. They do steal the Tarantino Travolta dance but whatever, the show is really good.
>The Goat Horn is a 1972 Bulgarian drama film directed by Metodi Andonov, starring Anton Gorchev and Katya Paskaleva.[1] The film is set in 17th Century Bulgaria where Kara Ivan's wife is raped and killed by four local Ottoman feudal masters. Having disguised his daughter as a boy, and trained her in the masculine art of warfare over a period of ten years, they set out to take revenge.this one sounds interesting
>>219977778Depends what kind of movies you like, I don't remember it much cause I watched it when I was a kid and didn't like it. If you are used to American cinema those Eastern Euro movies might seem like shit. But everyone here loves this movie.
>>219977827man, Tarkovsky ripoffs made for the best cinema!
>>219977827Yes this another one of the movies that is beloved by everyone here, I think I talked about it one time while discussing the soundtrack which in my opinion was blatantly stolen from House of the Rising Sunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-43lLKaqBQHere is the soundtrack from The Goat Hornhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F02sWZH7YwPeople don't like when I point this out. The movie is on Youtube, it's a good movie for what it is.
>>219977915House of The Rising Sunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-43lLKaqBQ
>>219977935i think everyone knows that song lol
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>219977945I thought it was by Pink Floyd or the doors
>>219977969Same!!
>>219977945Obviously, but just posted for comparison
>>219978006BASED swede
>>219978022Only cause I learned from watching you! ;0
guys...................
slovenianon is always hating on serbs and saying they have arab traditions because of the ottomansyet he never seems to bring that up when bulgarianon or the weirdo serb is aroundcurious
>A 55-year-old Brooklyn man died after he was knocked out by a maniac at Penn Station Saturday night, according to police and sources.>The straphanger fell victim to the senseless violence after bumping into the suspect on the northbound C and E train platform at the 34th Street-Penn subway station just before 7 p.m., law enforcement sources told The Post.>A heated argument erupted between the pair and the suspect clobbered the victim in the face, the sources said.
>>219978099The only thing that we were influenced by was Ottoman/Turkish cuisine, we still did our Pagan and Christian rituals even during occupation.
>>219977969
>>219977978It’s an old traditional blues song that many people have covered. The Animals have maybe the most famous version but there are others.
>>219978114>maniacadd it to the list
>>219978192wtf why is this bald eagle drinking tea like some sissy non-american?
>The Beatles>Pink Floyd >Led Zeppelin >Guns n' Roses>The DoorsI think I have a hole in my brian somewhere because I just don't like 70s music. everyone else seems to fvcking love it like it's the best shit humanity ever made
>>219978192looks like soldier boy
>>219978342>Guns n’ Roses>70sI’m so mad I could poop
>>21997834280s music is way betterMuch more upbeat.
>>219978342>beatles>70s musicmaybe it's because you are stupid
>>219978380It's different, I think 70s was probably the best decade for music in terms of influence.
Remember tubgirl?
>>219978342I wish I could smack you across the internet
>>219978342I agree anon I always thought 70's music was fucking horrible. Great movies though.
>>219978406yeahwonder where she is now
>>219978382don't frankly give a shit about your semantics
>>21997838080s music is now called synth wave, good shit
>>219978427stop trolling in /cum/ son
>>219978441shan't
>>219978380>>219978431
>>219978378IMMIGRANTS & FAGGOTS
well whatever decade you prefer i think we can all agree that the past looks brighter than our futurezoomers are talentless
Music peaked with rock n roll
>>219978403Rock peaked in the 70s that's for sure. Every month a new classic album was released, and this went on for ten years.
gawdamit done shitted my britches again
>>219978481Guns n Roses (feat. Eric Clapton)
>>219978499I'm not talking only about Rock but actual R&B, Soul, even disco which I know a lot of people don't like.
>>219978555True, plus you had old school blues men like Waters, Hooker, and Albert King getting a second wind.
>>219978673Yep, it's the most sampled decade I think. Also such beautiful recordings and the way they mastered music despite not having digital recording.
