breakfaast edish
mumberg really has to be pottering around the toilet right as I'm taking a shit does shecan't possibly fill her time anywhere else has to be right there in earshot
Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate, the hot embrace of white arms
>>220048329Yeah she gets one per season I feel like. Summer is her best season but even then she gets hayfever really badly :(
>>220048327An Oreo and ham. How nice.
>>220048348UwU
Lots of anime starting in April team. Have to have a good look and pick a few to watch
>>220048358favrit anime?
On closer questioning,the patient admitted to a long history of deliberate self-harm, including insertion of diabetic lancet needles deep beneath his skin approximately 10 months before this admission. He underwent urgent surgery, in view of these penetrating injuries, for removal of the needles and has since made a good postwtf
What would you do if I did a big pooWould you stand up and walk out on meLend me your ears and I’ll drink all your beersI will try not to drink all the tea
>>220048340Added you :3
is that literally two bots talking
grandad with alzheimers keeps talking about all his favourite women on babestation unprompted
schizoid girl says she read a book which says the present can be shaped by the future
>>220048366Clannad After story.>>220048405I'm going to bed soon Mousey my little mate. Good night x
live in kent and my brother goes school with a bunch of retarded mongs scared hes going to get meningitus and bring it back
kill yourself
>>220048435https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TApmI8YtYhc
SCREAM
best part of doing light excersize daily is gaining the ability to tense all my different muscles to scratch myself better as my muscles become more firm
>>220048458Say goodnight to me Mousey
Sacked tranny trying to be nice to mousey only for him to tell him to kill himself is cracking me up
>>220048478he isn't trying to be nice
putting toothpaste on my fingers and biting at them
>>220048474badnight haha!
scary
kiss me i'm irish
mix palm oil and beans and eat themto slow down your metabolism for that fibre + protein
>>220048528That's not healthy mousey
This is mousenonce>Scottish>on benefits>unwashed greasy hair>teeth falling out (pic related)>energy drink addiction>bronze on league of legends>steals meal deals, chocolate bars and toilet paper from shops and cafes>gay>furry>obsessed with Walt Disney, Florida, Jacob Rees-Mogg and the House of Lords>Was homeless for 18 years>Is either 30 or 36 (conflicting information)>lives in a council flat>neighbours have called the police on him multiple times>tried to strangle his neighbour in the Co-Op>wrote a deranged letter about Bank of England policy to Baroness Blackstone>tries to melt down free sim cards for gold>smokes 40 cigarettes a day, mostly from tobacco off the floor>eats dog food
2 more finals n 1 paper to get done with with then its springbreak and ill be shagging the new latina gf x
>>220048542peak mousey era those days
>>220048534>>220048542samefag
beans go out of date at somewhere between 4 and 6 years after expiration
oh, that's 7 messages on the riot client calling me the n word
>>220048568do you still think we should stop drinking water pal
>>220048587https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39172715/
>>220048595someone here keeps posting about his songs
Jaden Smith said that babies are the most intelligent beings of all, or out of all of us. babies dont drink water, until they do, then they lose IQ pointsthis is unscientific evidence or correlation though but the linked paper shows causation
>>220048592we dont really do fluoridation here though
>>220048595augh
>>220048604probs bladey umbunny ummypops freak
>>220048623wish he would just one already
>>220048612I got some red peppers today for snacks but the other day when it was sunny I got some mixed peppers and had them for my water intake
the magpies that I see a lot have set up base and have families now so now as well as feeding the crows I can get some protein rich meatballs to give to the magpies and their babies to get them big and strong as well as gaining their trust from the start of their life to really start doing it this time on this generation
>>220048629good stuff
>>220048629water (flourinated): >:(water (flourinated) on plants: :)
>>220048649true. the entire (water) cycle is poisonthe highest fluoride content in plants is in grapes or raisins. thats why wine is so dangerous
>>220048660You can have a bit of wine though
https://youtube.com/shorts/HEE4ING24o4Wtf UK
today i didn't do anythingwell yesterday but i haven't been to sleep yet
there is a type of wine (made in France I think) where grapes are picked after freezing (from weather) because the frost has sucked out most of the water from them>>220048668the £5 wine from LIDL is pretty good, 10% and tastes like watered down ethanol, probably get your water from that. its just mostly auromatics and color
>>220048677which wine is that?
>>220048595what the elites fear
if you dehyrate grapes to make raisin wine you will have the highest fluoride content out of all the brewable fruits>>220048682maybe a type of champagne
dishonoured my master :/may have to fall on my own blade
>>220048694i don't like white wine sorryred is the best
best lager?
uh oh
Took 3 finals today smoked them all with no study x
toothpaste ate on little bits of my skin going around my mouth. a little fluoride is OK, I want strong bones
woke up for early shift posting about black men's penises did he
Roxannnneeeeeee you don't have to put onYeah, I got that shit onGive me somethin spit onRoxanne, you don′t have to stop at the red light
the parasite should be rangebannedif we're being honest
lactation (and sucking titties)
if you just woke up to post your racebait cuck shit then no you didnt and you arent allowed to post that
>>220048782this >>220048709 is his cuckshit
>>220048789remember to carry out your civic duty on his posts if you believe that
For me its the thug life
I hate women!!!!!!!I hate women!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Going to drink some waterJust drunk some water
https://www.idrlabs.com/spot-the-murderer/test.php
seems I am (rent free) in the little goyims mind
need to find a fit blonde legal age teen
>>220048553Best Timmy culd do
>>220048841couldve had warm milk or some tea instead...
bit of the old pure satire
ñ
>>220048856sorry, they are prone bone only (jumbo)
>>220048709>>220048876samefag and having to say his shit again for it to look like people give a shit20 personas because he never gets any replies. samefags because he never gets any replies
>>220048892why are they holding carrots
>>220048890this is the freak spammer faggot for 15+ hours today alone, and even on Christmas day (he is mentally broken because of rejections)to a captive audience that still tries its best to ignore it
stay coping
let's get retarded in heremandela effectlet's get it started in here
>>220048709>>220048892samefag and hopped on a yank VPN to avoid filters or taking advantage of the anonymous nature of the site to make it look like it isnt just him (his hopping through personas)
Used to think my life would magically improve and I would turn out to be normal just like everyone else but that never happened
cant even reply to all of ratpedo's posts because it would be marked as spam due to the sheer number of themFOMYEG
+1 to my postscount
one wank after another
>>220048913this means nothing because you can remove (you)'s using 4chanx
>>220048923meds. now.
>>220048942exactly. this but with one hyperfixation (for the hour - because he has 19 other personas to go through) - and - off cooldown, sometimes more (because of samefagging, multi devices, proxies - the posts about the fixation, which are extremely low quality, are made such that quoting them all from the last 10 mintues he did, would trigger this spam filter. that spam filter (in this short period of time) defines his posts and the reason for having a problem with them, so thanks for acknowledging that he does do that
>>220048970as if dude. come on be real now
kissing a frog
>>220048989As should we all, lad; as should we all.
I saw crodie was in the chat earlier. He a good, coming up type of crodie. Rosenior taught him well
as if you posting your AI slop all about cats all the same, or with a retardspeak low quality caption (pasted from a list of shit that he posts for that persona) accompanying it - all about cats, or whatever, 10 times in 10 minutes, sometimes more. would humans want to see that?
Cartimandua jewed the British forever
>>220048989>>220048995...
oh but youre a dog just posting about cats, off cooldown for hours on end, AI generated content or copy-pasted markov levels of captions, and you jerk off to dogs getting fucked by cats (which is what the AI content is about). would you come here to this blue board to see that AI generated, spammed content, or would you leave and go elsewhere, where the content is different
>>220048997there's a lot of cats who want to see that
imagine defending his posts or his presence here>>220049019off he goes on to his other other persona
rebecca black tits and boobs and chebs
reminder that you dont have to put up with itand that he can fuck off to a NSFW board instead of shitting up yet another 4chan page with that garbage like it is with the rest of the internet. he really is the raped
beer is good for you
so the AI yank and him were samefags after all
Why are the Irish SO FUCKING GAY
>>220049043>a multicultural island where we welcome shared culture>but brits out!
>>220049043ye fuckin wankspangled cockbagkill every faggot that speaks like this
^ samefagso all of the other posts - his AI slop, which all got exactly 1 reply, were samefagshe tries all day and yet cant get replies. clearly he wants replies. what a failure a shameless useless failure artist
Remember that time Britney Spears was married to and had kids with some random wigger ne’er-do-well?
yummy croissant :)
>>220046316"boo hoo nigga" his avatar/signature
>>220049078boohoo nigga
chinese people need to just come up with an alphabet already
>>220049071kill yourself>>220049071>>220049077>>>2200488921 reply ^ same with the thread where he posted like 10 and got 1 reply every time
>>220049091:/
had a very bad dream where my parents argued and my dad was dissapointed in me
you couldnt make posts that get replies if you tried
melty
>16-17 degrees for the next 4 daysfucking hell it's going to be scorching
>>220049101had a dream about my mum hating me the other daywas quite sad
>>220049043the irish have too much iron in their brains. that's what makes them this way (w0g lovers)
nae teeth left, ah gone
Cocky wants boing boing
>>220049130the limit to his mental capacityhe argued for mine this thread and made himself look stupid again. such is the life its crazy how he just sits there and says "wah wah the thread is so shit" when he cant post his trash
>>220049119would love them to take turns turning my batty inside out
>>220048327the catholic dirt poor oirish micks fears the wealthy industrious calvinistic MacAlistersEdinburgh>>>>>>>>>Glasgow>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shitlin.paramilitary ulster scots groups has raped and maimed tens of thousands of pathetic oirish papists over the ages. the oirish have been raped since the middle ages
nada
>>220049156you have bpd(and that's ok)
>>220049156they also violate the oath IMO
zilch
Nothing but a racket for the Jews
What is Mousey angry about now
the thread doesnt like him>gets no repleis >gets filtered>because of these reasons he has to run 20 personas. on the 17th he posted for 15+ hoursthe people that do see his posts leave because he makes the place dogshit he doesnt like this thread>spams his fixation for the hour (before switching personas) >if this is interrupted he freaks out >if something there he doesnt like he flips out >he has like a hundred "triggers" (shit that he doesnt like) to then take it upon himself to freak out his life is a series of failures and freakouts he does nothing but shit up the thread with his garbage or freak out and shit up the thread worse because hes jealous, angry, or isnt allowed or tolerated for once for these reasons he should not be allowed, because he is bad for the site. the site is a privilege not a given. he isnt entitled to posting
watching gymskin funniest moments
>>220049202every post basically
>220049202>>220049208samefag the amount of things that sets you off means you shouldnt be allowed herelike poltards you cannot play nice with everyone else
>>220049206type shi
>>220049202the existance of oireland
you are jealous of me and I make you insecure. I am you but better
We must report the parasites that have no right to post here.
putting this thread over the dan harmon story circle so I can try to understand it
remember the time he started posting (out of jealousy) on a Canadian flag, then got the entire thread to filter the whole country from his dogshit posts alone? or the Belgium flag?he shouldnt be allowed here
>>220049239stfu you schizo retard
>>220048610I reckon I've got a higher IQ than a baby
reminder to perform your civic duty today on this timezone so that you dont have to tolerate himflag at least 3 of his posts this thread
might change my name to Christopher Nguyen
>220049248 *through tears* stfu youre triggering me and I dont want to get BTFO with my "no u" like on the "spam" point
Might shave my awful horrible moustache
a dingo ate my baby!
A don doesn’t wear shorts
>>220049260>>220049289>>220049292couldnt make a good post if you were paid to try
>>220049304you're actually schizophrenic nigga go to bed
>>220049303why is he putting his thingy in his bum???? 0.o
>>220049324they are having sxy times ;)
>>220049309academic agent
working on a parody of havana by camila cabello that's about monkeysbanana oo na na
>>220049071these terraces are pretty comfy in london though. there are some just south of the city of london (across the thames) that are expensive af
parasite
>>2200493674 in the morning mate you need to sort your life out
sex with gabby logan
>>220049421this is the post
>>220049426spainos old ass trying to find the bogs at a club
breaking news
They're really pushing the idea of a new lockdown hard over this Meningitis outbreak
Face gets incredibly red at the slightest embarassment me
>>220049474I was like this as a teenager, got passed it, then some months ago someone told me I had gone red over something and now I can feel it happening over the smallest thing because I'm in my head about it
>>220049465who is this?
do you know this boy?
>>220049507this guy gives off paedo vibes
>>220049497Andrea Hernandez
>>220049507>Noncey McNoncerson
>>220049507You shouldn't post kids. Bit noncy innit.
>>220049546Done him.
i really fancy some chips but my car's in the shop so i suppose i'll have to make do with staying home and doing drugs
>>220049553what drugs x
>>220049569bit of opioids x
I bet you all pronounce the word 'quagmire' like Americans
>>220049648kwog my ah
>>220049648the pronunciation is barely different
https://youtu.be/HgvB9aW98z8enjoyeed this video
>>220049528didnt you spam the thread with "I am a pedophile I have sex with children" 6 hours ago?
>>220049648how do u say itquag may?
>>220049710I don't know who you think I am, but whatever you think I am, I am what you think I'm not.And if you keep slandering my name, I'm coming to your house ASAP and snapping your neck and making your whole family mourn your passing.
petah the horse is here
Giz a whiff
anonymous site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkr9AGQwWiQ
morning lads
Just walked to the shops in a tshirt and shorts.... summer vibe x
watching an autistic zoomer get drunk in a public park
Dropped 18 pounds in the last 40 days or so
really fancy trading in my nice comfy modern car for an old shitbox from the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siTwP2rxBtgWhen I was a kid, I wanted to fuck Amy.
Wow, /brit/ is seriously dead. This thread moves like a fucking snail now. What the fuck happened?
>>220049969it's 6am your time, retard
>>220049969it’s 6 is in the morning mate
>>220049969we've all gained a clue and got mexican gfs
>>220049977how mad are you that I got my reply in first?
>>220049976>>220049977>>2200499812022 /brit/ moved a lot faster than this, even at 6am.
It's 5amSilly JFs
my poor sore throat is if anything even more sore todayi may have to work from home again today
https://youtu.be/ru6yoQ3vk6k
>UK has no time zonesgrim if true
>>220050014>slowed + reverbWhy are Zoomoids like this??
>>220050016it's 5am in northern ireland and 6am in southern ireland
>6amthat's a time for toilmen only. the NEETs are in bed by 5 AM and will be there until 1 PM
>>220050030south ireland isn't UK
>>220050027It's a vibe x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEzFW_pH1gEINSZWEIDREIDIE BESTE PARTEI
>>220050042well i made that up anyway so it doesnt matter
just did a big cum
>>220049881when I was right now I wanted to fuck Amy
>>220050052repulsive. dont post anything your gran wouldnt want to read
thats men done then
>>220050071500k goyim
>>220050071Why does anybody want to listen to anything this cuckold bitch ever says? I'm sending my goons to execute her live on stage ASAP.
Love women me hate the ghouls trying to divide our bond x
might become a rapper
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as her own personal toilet.
>>220050087this but i hate women and am one of said ghouls
peep showfunny
looking forward to summer with my foreign gf going to wear Hawaiian shirts and have a moustache and eat fruits and set up fires in the yardstein maybe grill some corn cobs
>>220050128it was dr ying fu yip...
launched bf4 and managed to get some kills without dying but then got kicked by punkbuster and had to reinstall it (a common issue) and after joing another match I just got killed and killed and killed and killed again and again and it makes so so so fucking mad
>>220050138what kind of foreign is shewait let me guessmexican
Deleted my porn folder last month and it's already filled up again.
>>220050147yh
>>220050145did you shout cyka blyat at your 12 inch crt monitor
>>220050155wahey!
>>220050153ktim did the same a week ago
>>220050153Never got porn folders for me it's about the chase if i end up cumming to some degenerate shite like a bloke wanking in front of an old chinese woman in a changing room then thats how it is. Ride the painted pony let the spinning wheel glide.
cronem shnoring yeah?
im a chud but get along quite well with gay blokes
>>220050199did you genuinely wake up and immediately get on 4chan to post about black men?
the fact is i'm very very illi've made myself a lemsip and perhaps that will help
>>220050208yeah kind of
>>220050219hope u get well soon x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBNfVX1hE8
>>220050223God loves you zied you don't gotta do this bro
https://vocaroo.com/1omZdcVgmJjn
>>220050223why?
>>220050231He doesn't need a god, he needs a random hoodlum to stalk inside his bedroom at night and slit his fucking throat.
any other @toil man in
>McArthur cited the case of one man who was left "begging to have his life ended" after his penis was removed due to cancer.well that should have been that there and then argument won
katy will feel the batondem brushing pon clapper soon @ london undy
>>220050239
mumstein got the schweppes ginger ale, i hate that shit it tastes like dirt
>>220050244Name 10 London boroughs for me. Do it right now.
>>220050244what do you do for work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT2k1Qp9EyUOne of the greatest British achievements in video gaming history.
just noticed there's gay porn in the thread
>>220050267the first 80% of this thread is one of the worst ive personally ever seen
>>220050249croydon sutton bromley lambeth southwark lewisham camden hackney islington brent>>220050252dont worry
And then with dawning horror I realized....I was out of food at my flatI had no other choice. I would have to go to...the chippy...
>>220050286>dont worrywhy? is it embarrassing?
>>220050291gem
>>220050299no, just dont like sharing sensitive information
>>220050312they weren't great at perspective were they
sir rosenior sleepy ? yeh he on a depressed one
>>220050314how would anyone dox you? give us a hint.
>>220050327grow up
>>220050327Yeh coz he gonna get sacked
another wasted round, another braincells destroyed
Here's something just for /brit/. Saved it for you. There's going to be a revolution in the field of Psychology over the next 5 years because of AI combing the entire internet and identifying individuals. Big data, big science, big money. And you can bet your ass this has been developed for national security purposes already and will leak out in unnaturally large spurts. You have my word so mark it, mark my words. We're all going to be blissed the fun out in 5 years. Just by memes too. By memes and a little bit of delusion. No meds needed. I'll never take mine and you can't make me. Anyone want to make me? Well, do you?
any hope man in
virgin media telling me that my broadband renewal will see my monthly cost going from £37 to £81 lmaoget tae fuck
this cat is made of noodlesyour argument is invalid
>>220050337hope notblueco outget abramovich back
>>220050369can i ask you a question
right well suppose I'd better get out of bed then
>>220050373sure mate
>>220050377hope you have a wonderful day and try something new and feel something different x
if we're over the age of 30 do we need to get the vax then or whati dont get it they say teens dont thave the vacc bc they only started giving it out in 2015what about young adults aged 30 and above?
>>220050396why where you posting about black cocks on christmas day
>>220050409youre weird
>>220050415is this not a weird thing to post?
would absolutely blast ropes over dua lipas face
>>220050421kek
reckon that lad with the belgian flag is a hairy nonce who loves wanking over underage girls and boys
>>220050421he needs sectioning
>>220050407which vax is that then?
>>220050445meningtitis
we at chelsea football.club disown ziedy and his tiny penis
Ali Larijani has been killed.F
>homer bimpson
>>220050482vax status?
>>220050490based
right well we're all in here then aren't we>>220050528>>220050528>>220050528
