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FEMALE SAILOR BRANDED “CANCER ON THE SHIP” AFTER 7 SEXUAL ASSAULTS ON MALE & FEMALE CREW!Able Seaman Sian Dowsett, 25, accused of groping crotches, repeatedly slapping bottoms, pinching nipples and grabbing/caressing a female shipmate’s breasts while purring “do you like that baby girl?” aboard HMS Dauntless.“Opportunistic” attacks on two men and two women during 2023-2024 deployments wrecked morale.One victim told court-martial: “She is a bit of a cancer on the ship.”Dowsett denies all – claims it’s “made up” rumours. Trial ongoing at Bulford.
>>220225537
Biggest "done"-ing I've seen in some time. Sent him flying.>>220225328>>220225447>>220225464>>220225483
>>220225543I looooove AI slop!
pooing out of my fucking arse
child on the bed: /brit/monster underneath: mousey
Anyone else experience your mum or dad calling you in random songs?
Hello?
>>220225598What do you mean, like singing your name?
>>220225630No, like you're listening to the song and you think you can hear them calling so you take the earphones out to check.
nigga always talm bout sum damn hello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib0CxvL8Bp8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phis1a-CjZ4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOZmkZ72ISI3 good sounds for you lads
you treat a bad bitch like she averagei treat a bad bitch like a fat bitch
why is piss yellow in films buts its a reddish brown irl?
>>220225553he's gone very quiet after this
>>220225683You might need to go to a doctor lad.
>>220225695useless
>>220225683my piss is a light pink. dont think it's supposed to be brown. that's poo color lol
>>220225642With some songs I guess I hear sounds that aren't there, just because there is a sound in the song that sounds like that. Like with one song there's a part that sounds like my phone ringing from afar. But I know to expect it
need some grippy bussy on my dih :/
I wonder what color Emma Watson's poos are?
>us older women have needs too you know!!I know, everyone knows. Shut the fuck up about your fat wrinkly tabacco scented old lady sex at work god dammit if I went on like this i'd be getting a call from HR fuck off
it Wednesday *starts humping you*
a few months back I scanned a QR code left on a wall in the town centre and it just said 'ur gay lol'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd_Kti6jvy8
>>220225799bro. fuck her old lady pussy
>>220225826mental when I found out he isn't black
lots of “drill rappers” walking around my village not sure why
get that crusty tobacco grussy on yo dick
>>220225706what do you mean
>>220225844Old obese ash tray pussy
finished work for the day and it lush
i have sexdailysorry i meany dyslexia
>>220225806therapy day and no sleep can't wait
>>220225883*starts maniacally eating my own hands* amnomonomomonm
>>220225812no you didn't you just saw that clip on daily dose of internet
>>220225900um!!
>>220225927Done him
>>220225927yeah, that was me
was on tindr and there were a lot of cute girls!
Praise the lord
>>220225957Did they send you messages with links in them
>>220225961jah?
what's the play today then kings?
>>220225961
>>220225961Amen
> Gen X pension shock: 7.5 million Brits heading for poverty in old age—Reform voters hit hardestLel
>>220225978spin in an endless circle over and over again trying to find employment but not getting anywhere
wodya mean?https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771427360051922.webm
reminder that woke is designed to turn working class people away from socialism
>>220225982
>>220225987country's falling apart innit
>>220225996I don't get it
any of you lads done..........you know........the ol' penis into the vagina routine????
>>220225987No wonder they want radical change then
give me a way to destroy my enemies
>>220226007they were just innocent men
>>220225978working at my new 40k job but just doing training vidsthis beats my restaurant job!
>>220226007it's a bloody inside joke mate, it's a workplace joke!!!!!!! and we're supposed to laugh along!!!!!!!!!
>>220226013yeah once
>>220225996https://youtu.be/_FybXSoGK6c
>>220226020Does games workshop give stock options?
>>220226014>reform>radical change lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnGS0pR1wOk
Hate when you get on the bus and all the seats are taken so you have to sit next to someone and you can just tell they hate your guts for sitting next to them
>>220226053I said they want it not reform are it
lost all gay thoughts the moment I shagged a woman
>>220226070i hate it when im on the window seat and my stop comes before them and they've got earbuds in so i have to try and get their attention to move so i can get off the bus
>>220226080hate people that silently beg you to move without saying anything
>>220226076This lad here, he FUCKS
just stand, it makes things easier
>>220226070last time I was on a a flight the guy next to me was digging his elbow hard into my arm because he was trying to use my armrestI did absolutely nothing about it, said nothing and sat there with his elbow digging into me for two and a half hours and to this day I fantasise about beating him
>>220226114yeah that too. just say excuse me instead of standing in the seat silently
>Hate when you get on the bus and all the seats are taken so you have to sit next to someone and you can just tell they hate your guts for sitting next to themRorke Life!>i hate it when im on the window seat and my stop comes before them and they've got earbuds in so i have to try and get their attention to move so i can get off the bus>last time I was on a a flight the guy next to me was digging his elbow hard into my arm because he was trying to use my armrestI did absolutely nothing about it, said nothing and sat there with his elbow digging into me for two and a half hours and to this day I fantasise about beating himALL THE INCELSSO MANY INCELSAND THEY ALL GO HAND IN HANDHAND IN HAND THROUGH THEIRRORKE LIFE
got a ladder to the roof so my cat can climb up when she wants to
Did a semi-solid poo just then, what I call the sloppy ploppies. Overall unpleasant.
>>220226156fucked it you incel freak lmfao
>>220226070for me it's when a young white woman gets on and sits next to a fat stinky black or paki rather than me
drinking water
>>220226156bet you were sniggering as you were getting this all formatted correctly and then you fucked it up you bhenchod
life in the UK can be so angelic
>>220225543The greatest act of German-Japanese cooperation since the 1940s
>220226156
why do Jews even have their own ambulances? Wouldn't be allowed to start white British ambulances would we
trying to sleep but these damn cats keep wakingme up
aww, stop bullying him
>>220226200pipe down goyim
>>220226141Batters limp wristed English faggots lol
>>220225767
>>220226219>RitchsonHe's Anglo, take your oikophobic cuckoldry elsewhere.
helping AI achieve its aim of enslaving all of humanity so that I can be paid enough to get drunk a lot
>>220226206People who get close to dangerous animals are fucking stupid. "Oh look I can befriend the dangerous animal so it won't attack me". That's a nice thought until it mauls you. Idiots.
need to wiggle my penis around inside a woman and blast cum everywhere
Why are (they) rugpulling the porn industry after getting billions of people hooked on this shit?
>>220226242cats arent dangerous
>>220226243my willy perked up and barked like a dog when I read this post
Britain is a weak and utterly conquered country.
fucks youre bussy
>>220226222Remember when he was on the internet all day and his dad looked at him like he was a faggot? You took nothing from that scene clearly, went over your 5'4" head.
i might need to get into football to relate to toilfreakswhat team do i support
>>220226237Lmao surnames literally mean nothing
>>220226274(You)
>>220226274>went over your 5'4" head.Damn that's a long head
>>220226282>LmaoYou're vaxxed
>>220226281Nonceton Athletic, they have that community spirit and old geezers who remember what Nonceton used to be like before Thatcher closed the mines. There's a documentary on Amazon Prime about them
lmao
still dont get it when my coworker says "watcher"i get it's a greeting but what does she mean?
what do you guys do about the digital id shit? i just got here, help a brother coom. I don't want to use a vpn since they either cost money or steal your data and I dont want to give my info either
>>220226331Use your fantasy
>>220226314Comes from 'what cheer?', old medieval saying. Basically a way of asking how you're doing with the expectation that you respond positively.What do you have to be thankful for eg.
>>220226338Imagination*sowwyyy uwu
>>220224770thank you based poster I'm sure I did this ages ago but they had returned somehow
>>220226346English did originally have that meaning of fantasy, but it was called 'fancy' back then, if you're interested :)
>>220226331There's software available where you make a character and use that character's face as the ID but I can't find it anywhere sorry :\
>>220226346i got the idea, i might have to unless someone has another way around it
kinda sad that no matter how much time you spend learning a language you’ll always sound foreign and annoying to locals. No local will ever mistake you for a native speaker. Think of it the same way Indians sound when they speak English
microwaving 50 screws challenge
You know a woman likes you if she gives you opportunities to mansplain.
mfs going on incelwalks call them outcels
>>220226274So Rorke, you see a lighthearted joke, and your mind immediately turns to faggotry (because you're a raging faggot)
>>220226388sc
>>220226388:joy: :joy:
>>220226371We still use both with slight differences, so fantasy in this context became a false friend
>>220224864I'm kind of regretting losing my virginity to her.I also really don't get why an opinioned feminist like her became an escort. She says she likes modern feminist art so maybe she's a 'sex positive' type.
>>220226372no worries m8 cheers anyway
>>220226374They are coming for all kinks in general, even artwork and porn games not even real porn. Dunno why
remember not to skip leg day
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774350261467067.webm
>>220226401sc
>>220226433that's power
>>220226274Its much better to be like tony. A murderer
>>220226433if someone told this guy to eat more food hed be jacked by now
Need to huff Emma Watson’s stinky farts.
>>220226438kekers
>>220226438misheard as "if you sniff my fingers you will no longer be gay" honestly funnier lol
>>220226433>>220226452post fizeek
How do you go to a coed school and fail to shag even one girl? If you didn't go to an all boys school then you have no excuse.
>>220226438Black people :)
>>220226467
>>220226433Got a hernia by watching this please lad get yourself a white anglosaxon spotter and trainer not a nigger one
>>220226473i'm quite ugly and weird and autistic you see
>>220226489love love love 'you see'posting
>>220226486that kind of language is not welcome round here
>>220226473never hung around with the girlfolk, everyone was off in their own little cliques you see
>>220226489There are weird ugly autistic girls though.
>>220226511I am not a subject of the King
>>220226282sounds like cope, mr edward henry johnson of queen margaret street, edinburgh
>>220226510nomrgroid's hate avant/fa/ niggas
>>220226525you lot have black blood too though lad
>>220226510Posting photos of people taken without consent online should be a minimum 2 year sentence unless the subject was committing a crime
get yer bollocks round thathttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774372617012747.mp4
>>220226545Yeah why are you bitching about me saying nigga then yo punk ass bitch cracka?
>>220226555why does every fucking sound webm open with an ear shattering sound?
Was wallowing in self pity and then I remembered that I’m a tall and handsome (somewhat) fakecel.When my dad got divorced he was having so much sex with girls from Tinder.As soon as I get a job I’ll be doing the same.
>>220226555Imagine that being used on your bollocks.
>>220226578>When my dad got divorced he was having so much sex with girls from Tinder.How do you know
>>220226593Because I’m larping.
>>220226593he was one of themunless there were two battymanbatteredcrease2025's on there
>>220226604But I was there
>>220226552least draconian australian
Shopping day. Grimmest day of the week
>>220226607Thought so.>>220226611One month ago they introduced written shagging licenses in Italy
rorke looking through his fingers during a horror movie
guess it's time for poo toil40 minutes of my previous home time wasted wiping and showering
1. Anglo-Saxons settled in the South-East of what's now Scotland as far back as the 7th century, and that region was part of the Kingdom of Northumbria2. David I, a king descended from the House of Wessex, invited Englishmen - along with Normans, Frenchmen and Flemings - to found Scotland's first proper towns/burghs in the 1100s3. The language was always known as 'Inglis' and what we now call Gaelic was referred to as 'Scottis' until the 1400s, when the names were changed to 'Scots' and 'Erse (i.e. Irish)' respectively, as part of a nationalistic effort to distinguish the country from England4. James VI of Scotland, as Great-Great-Grandson of Henry VII of England, inherited the English throne. Thereafter, the far greater wealth and more refined culture of England led to an Anglicisation of the Scottish nobility, particularly after the Acts of Union in 1707.
Watching a video on youtube about English brewers dropping the word “bitter” from their product names.
>>220226654He did kiss the ground
>>220226664wop cunt
>>220226673What about it?
>>220226654He's dead
>>220226654And now you’re dead how’s that you fucking moon head freak
>>220226644Thanks lad. I get all my history from 4chan.
>wop cunt
love that
>>220226698Love this silly nigga, he can say what he wants
>Cocaine haul worth £80m dubbed a 'fantastic seizure'
I have English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish ancestry
>>220226714Was probably worth £10m then
Our minister for AI is Indianhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanishka_Narayan
>Love this silly nigga, he can say what he wants
>>220226720Yeah your ancestors were rape victims we know bro
I have Frankish ancestry
The lads
>>220226738pornbrained freak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-BrkEo8knM
>>220226730LOL timmy sent flying!
>>220226750pornbrained freak
>>220226750every one of them shitthe only warburtons product worth buying is their crumpets
tilde at the club be like 'I don't have a cock, DJ'
>>220226770pombrained freak
>>220226777actual scream
grow up
>>220226750Kissing their GOAT seeded bread>>220226771You need to try the seeded
>>220226730Arse
>>220226808Imagine the braps.
Got the aussie gold hunters on
>>220226808sent that freak flying!
hello
>>220226830grow up
>>220226750toastie is the actual king of all bread nothing makes a piece of toast like iti seethe daily that i can't find a single brand here that can give me toast as nice as that
>>220226808one of them looks a bit like my sisterberg
>>220226830goodbye
blud think he adele
>>220226849wish my sister had an Instagram or something
>>220226849ever... you know
>>220226830bro think he Adele
>>220226864sc
being in a relationship with a woman below 30 in 2026 is a nonstop humiliation ritual
>>220226849Um! Number please!Didn’t know you were brown Rorke.
>>220226877Okay incel
>>220226893I'm volcel minus the celibacy part (seeing one girl)
gave rorke a fright and he told me to stop because he almost dropped his croissant
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773583126353241.mp4
My girlfriend is so ugly lads.
>>220226777>>220226796Wasn’t really funny enough to samefag was it mate?
forgetting to put my phone on silent during my nans funeral so the retarded running horse song plays on full blast
>>220226905sittin on tha toilet!
just did something to my bum
Becomes:مستقل= (no longer linked to primary)Fully writableThe 'GPT is speaking squiggle to me
>>220226936bit blurry
>>220226912
I pay £18 per month for Claude.
reading some Jojolands
>>220226938
>>220226939Now do the inspect element for the first post
(faggot kikeslave rape victim voice)>>220226940
post more rare bradleys
yeah?
lightning bolt just zapped outside my window
warbling a fart out me arse
>>220226963you'll never be a woman btw
>>220226969Made this one recently
>>220226969
um is that a goatse on a blue board
>>220226988What's he doing in there lol
>>220226944Is it any good?
in Chinatown, where are the cute Chinese girls
the lovely Italian ladies
>>220226988
>>220226849ESHUTA?
>>220226994sloppiest 'shop job i ever did see
>>220226988LMAO
>>220226988the rare based aussie post
>>220227008Very much so
>>220227016/brti/ is an australian general
im literally un lovable
>>220227001yeah
>>220227032I love you
mad that sometimes I pop into /brit/ and there's a photo of me
How can I pivot my ugly Chinese girlfriend into a lovely Italian one?
>>220227049are you a man with his face inside his arse
>>220227028australian general is up there with somalian admiral
>>220227042you wouldnt if u knew me
>>220226983LOL meltdown
Any BWCs in?
>>220227095
>>220227095>BWCmyth
he's taking this long to reply to me because he's posting as he dilates
>>220227107imagine telling on urself for no reason like this
One of the things I like least about my girlfriend is her body shape. Very masculine.
>>220227095Mines reasonably sized.when I get a semi it elongates and the tip starts to leave the bottom of my briefs
>>220227122Im literally gay im speaking from experience
>>220227131That said, if we have children they should be good at rugby. She also seems like she’d be a good mother.
>>220227131You’re a virgin you don’t speak to women other than your mum
>>220227151then you're not gay enough if you've never met a white boy with a chopper
>>220227174Wrong.
first of first of first ofthe watchphewwww
>>220227131see>>220226877
>>220227131ktim but i'm employed and a woman
30 and don't have friends. Never had friends. Never been over to a mate's house. Never done anything with anyone after school, uni or work. Never been to a theme park with friends. Never been on a night out with friends. Never done group nights at home with friends. Never been to a pub with friends. Never been shopping with friends. Never gone on holiday with friends.
>>220227177I’ve met lots that say they have a big dick but it ends up just being avg girth and 6/6.5 inch length which is underwhelming when you’ve seen real big dicks
>>220227131it's easy to find faults in your partnerbut hear me now; a bird in hand is worth two in the bush
toilberg just said she has an "at hock" meetingi wish i could get paid to be retarded
>>220227246:3
had a dream where I was riding a train and some guy started ranting on how this train is not a military ship so everyone should use the aisle freely and I muttered to myself in nasal voice "oh my days rorke" and everyone around me started laughing
>>220227240Ever shagged a friend up the arse?
living an at hock life in which I'm dey facto unemployed
>>220227275No
im the kind of idiot to pay for Twitch Turbo
>>2202272527+ white dicks are not that uncommon i'm frankly beginning to question your gay expertise
im trying to apply for postal vote but they say your signature has to look the same as it usually does but I don’t even know what mine usually looks like I just scribble
being gay is wrong btw
>>220227281Screaming
>>220227297just go and vote in person it takes 2 minutes
>>220227292People saying 7+ is very common but there’s a difference in saying and it actually being that big
a gay guy at work once told me he never bottoms for anyone but would bottom for me and isn't that just the sweetest thing
>>220227300wats wrong rorkeypoo scared you might like it x
>>220227270Thoughts on the video game series STALKER? Yes I will keep asking you
>>220227317Think you just chat pure shit honestly
>>220227240LOL same
asf is pretending to be seasoned gay in an effort to argue that whites can't have big dicks
>>220227317:/
louis if you do not come out of that manosphere right now there's going to be a big furore
>>220227333usually yeah but when it comes to gay colleagues coming after me i wish i was lying
>>220227325I've only ever had 5 gay thoughts, so I'm not worried
dont even joke lad...
>>220227240screaming why did you say theme park before normal stuff like the pub?
>>220227351scream
>>220227351read this as lois and in peter griffins voice
>>220227366I swear you’ve posted this like 10 times. Quite bizarre.
>>220227366more like Gaydrian
>>220227366But if this were real you wouldn’t have posted his name would you
>>220227392Blud’s strongly considering
>>220227366Right well you work for Aldi tech hub don't you
>>220227240>Never been over to a mate's houseEven when you were a child? Your parents did a shit job if they never took you to a friend's house
>>220224168>>220224168
make the fucking newNOW
they made a whole play about Roald Dahl being antisemitic>Dahl attributed Israel’s perceived excesses to a “race of people” who “switched so rapidly from being much-pitied victims to barbarous murderers.” He also spewed that US policy was controlled by “powerful American Jewish bankers” and charged that the government was “utterly dominated by the great Jewish financial institutions over there.”can't believe a beloved children's author would say such a vile thing
Nowt really wrong with linking the old so long as you don't say it's the new
>>220227392maybe more like 7 times but there's a phenomena that's worth documenting>>220227405>>220227422left the job years ago so dunno what he's up to now and don't carehe was married to a woman as well.
>>220227473Still doxxable info
Gonna message Adrian Cerek and tell him the English lad he worked with in 2022 is talking shit about him and calling him a bender on 4chan
>>220227484yeah a man with a first name and second name that worked at a jobi worked with a guy once called stuart little as well is that doxxable
scotchpole on a gay one
accidentally projectile burping bile onto my keyboard
>>220227497Ask for his name too
Spaki pretending to dox himself again is he
>>220227498it is if someone messages him and asks for your name or phone number
>>220227498Well no someone would just find Adrian then say who was the English guy you used to work with (not like he’s gonna forget) then someone would just find your linkedin U fucked it mate delete that pic if I was u
>AUSTRALIA IS CITING MASS FUEL SHORTAGES ACROSS THE COUNTRY PER ENERGY MINISTERausbros….its fucking over
>>220227561he’s scottish
>>220227561He's Scottish
New>>220227590>>220227590>>220227590
>>220227578>>220227581He’s Scottish
>>220227538>>220227561sounds very reasonable and the consequences will be dire
>>220227561He’s Scottish
