Sally is a ride

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Demand to join war
"Fuck off"
>launch a missile fake out at some remote base
"Fuck off"
>bomb British bases in the region
"Fuck off"
>threaten to end security deals
"Fuck off"
>threaten to end Nato
"Fuck off"
>threaten to start a color revolution
"Fuck off"

Total starmtrooper victory

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>I’d already spent all my money (I’d been paying for everything and expected him to pay me back)
>he knew he was leaving me there with no money
>it was punishment for not having sex
Men are evil

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Well lads, Iran won

Mad how there's quite a few famous Scots of Italian descent
>Peter Capaldi, actor
>Lewis Capaldi, singer
>Paolo Nutini, singer
>Armando Iannucci, comedy writer
>Dario Franchitti, driver who won the Indy 500
>Paul di Resta, former F1 driver
>Jack Vettriano, painter
>Ronni Ancona, comedian who did TV shows with Alistair McGowan
Etc

>>220419451
didnt ask

>>220419449
Yes ok Spaki your new VPN is very impressive!!

>>220419425
heavy metal suicide foreign debts homeless vets aids crack bernie goetz

>>220419480
grow up

>>220419449
Trump can only score at Epstein Island.

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sending out multiple freedom of information requests a day

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FREE MY NIGGA! FREE MY NIGGA!
FREE MY NIGGA JOHN HONEY!

leftypol loves muslims
wonder why that is

CNN interviewing William Shatner and then chatting with some guy unironically named Miles O’Brien about the Artemis II launch.

>>220419528
why is he wearing a diaper lmao

>>220419467
>Tony Macaroni, gabbagool merchant and vending machine enthusiast

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>>220419425
More of a Helen Sharman fan myself

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>>220419528

Riots in the summer are guaranteed. It feels like one of those RTS games where you can see your workers are disgruntled because they have no food.

>>220419537
The neoconservative takeover has been disastrous and has brought millions of Muslims to the West at the same time we're invading the Islamic World. The average 90 IQ mutt has no idea what happened and he's too dumb to want to learn.

>>220419596
no one likes you malaponte
you're a fucking faggot spic

>>220419563
His greatest masterpieces. Genuinely. I honestly can't believe how funny he can be

>>220419622
I'm full ancestry European with American provenance dating from prior to this being a country. As always you are as stupid as you are opinionated.

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octopussy

>>220419562
Mad how we could have easily had our own space agency instead of having to reply on the fucking Russians to send our people into space

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Malaponte you literally look like this
You are a mutt of the highest order

did the incel on a VPN post the ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
did he actually

>>220419564
humbackwhale86 feels sad

>>220419676
i quite liked his posts about injecting pregnant women with "non-lethal" substances
he really does get up to some strange antics

>>220419676
that's just evangelion

>>220419673
You have no clue what I look like. My ancestry doesn't include manlets or browns.

>>220419676
gp

happy poomas day

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>>220419564
Its going to get ugly soon iant it. People are seething. I dont see a single happy face when im out anymore.

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>>220419676
nothing tops this one
all time banger

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What do you reckon trump is going to talk about in his speech later? I have a feeling he's going to bitch out on Iran and pretend he won

Where's my jam boy?

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shoahed

>>220419696
not sure what makes him so aggressive sometimes but he can be incredibly violent
never seen anything like it and i've been here for a decade

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thank you for visiting

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>due to the fact that schoolteacher Christa McAuliffe was one of the astronauts onboard the space shuttle Challenger, many teachers around the US elected to show the live launch to their students. As a result, when the space shuttle exploded, thousands of kids were left traumatized

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>>220419709
how about a jamgirl instead?

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>>220419728

>>220419728
rorkes big day out

I'm thinking of buying a Tesla
anyone here drive one?

The Jews are the reason why I'm unemployed.

>>220419425
Mad how she pulled a gun on Ed Baldwin in a pressurised spacecraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-ivjNvGVI

>>220419752
they've made it so girls dont want to shag me

all these headlines about a black man, a woman and a canadian on artemis ii feel like the setup for a joke

>>220419747
No because Im not a prick

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Sup lads, very unfortunate falling asleep at 8pm today.

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hahahahaha absolute donny

>>220419761
japanese newhalfs...

dont think the type of girl im interested in is real and arent attracted to anyone else

I'm back
who wants a hug

>>220419807
He runs the wing like Ray Winston in Scum

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I want to smell Emma Watson’s anus.

>>220419841
and what's that type?

>>220419858
Kys

rorke listening to sabaton

>>220419866
six seven

Need zeidy, emmawank, and rorke posters sent to Israel to catch a missile

>>220419865
right wing virgin kissless femcel

>>220419870
i used to think sabaton must be some kind of badass dagger or medieval torture weapon but it's actually foot armour lol

>>220419425
I hear the birds on the summer breeze I drive fast I am alone at midnight
been tryin hard not to get into trouble but I
I've got a war in my mind

send them all back

>>220419877
yeah that's probably not a real person if you want her to be pretty, maybe there are some but it's like finding a needle in a haystack

>>220419913
the grey sqrls

get the bollocks slapped

>>220419870
Used to like listening to Sabaton until I realised all of their songs are basically the same

the gay squirrels

>>220419913
If they don't eat pork or beef they don't belong in British culture.

cant wank to world of warcraft rule 34 anymore cause its all blocked thanks starmer you cunt

>>220419934
same if theyre brown

i wank it to genshin impact porn mods

>>220419946
Import fit asian female students only. They need bwc education.

Wonder how much the people in the rocket are insulated from the drag of the initial blast.

>>220419934
I had a Turkish classmate in school and I introduced him to pork, one of his friends also ate it, they said it was amazing.

I have a butcher friend and he said Turks will come and buy it secretly and will have a secret word for it.

>>220419962
couldve been modern britain in an alternate better reality

starmer took my draenei futa porn the bastard

rorke being dragged out his home and put in jail for downloading minecraft sex mods without a license

>>220419969
You have Turks in Bulgaria? Wtf

>>220419974
are you retarded

>>>/mu/129851527
>>>/mu/129851527
>>>/mu/129851527
we're in here

>>220419974
Yeah from way back, they stayed after the occupation, around 8%

>>220419984
don't reply to me yank. i don't come here to talk to you.

That's me on the YouTube shorts grind for the next 3 hours.

>>220419995
after the occupation ended*

Remember the lad in the last thread who thought the moon was located in low earth orbit.

>>220420001
you should go to the library to crack open a history textbook

>>220420020
LOL

>>220419995
I see. Similar to Germany, where the German government promised that Turks would be sent home after doing menial jobs in the early 1960s, but they stayed. Grim.

>>220420001
boys boys settle down now
we socialise with EVERYONE in /brit/ :)

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>>220420026
You don't know American history much less Bulgarian history mutty.

corr

just expunged a good poo

very british poo too

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>>220420031
I think that' different, we were occupied by the Ottomans and after the occupation ended in the late 1800s a lot of Turks just stayed. It's not like we take migrants here. In the migrant playbook we are a "NO NO country".

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don't mess with yanks, we got shooters

>>220420062
my favourite are big beefy sunday dinner poos

>>220419962
blackpool 2026

>>220420068
>3 whites out of 14 mutts
oh dear lol

wish i had a nice stupid catchphrase. i'll never go founder mode, i'll never unleash chang

>>220420066
Awesome. I love your country then..

>>220420088
The america of the future

>>220420100
it's the present tho. wish they'd wait until I'm gone to poo up the country.

rorke raising the age of contest for rsome reason

>>220420097
They still have lots of untermensch like roma gypsies

>>220420097
Regarding the Turks who live here, at least 3-4% of them are secular. There is probably near to zero tension, they do their own thing and we don't bother each other, we don't even interdate and intermarry. There are some good looking Turkish girls though. The thing is a lot of Turkish girls wait to lose their virginity until marriage so they will fuck in the ass.

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Spastics itt talking about rorke and wearing a dress while women are out there begging men to rough treat them.

>>220420154
for me?

addison rae

OK but the age of conset?

>>220420145
True, not as much as in Romania, their have integrated, here they are in ghettos, sometimes I wouldn't see one in months.

>>220420154
Already have a wife,dont need anymore women wrecking my head

anyone on the /brit/ gooning discord want to get their pump on?

>>220420165
Let’s just say I’m heading to Japan

Luckily trump got rid of dei and woman in the military so it will be all white lads storming iran

leftypol talking about roke while wearing a dress and rough treating his woman (himself)

>>220420145
Yeah that's grim. Should Belsen Bergen that asap
>>220420153
lmao good to know bro. I'm amazed at how life in eastern Europe always mogs the rest of the world.

>>220420176
you should kill yourself

>>220420176
fret not, let's frot

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>If a snail departed Moscow on the day Russia invaded Ukraine, it would be in Berlin by now

lmao
Them Russian niggas are ridiculous

Phil Anselmo is a big fan of The Smiths, wonder if he had any inkling back then that their politics were the same kek.

>>220420219
nonsensical post

>>220420226
Imagine doing a collab where Morrissey sings Walk, and Phil sings Bigmouth

>>220420231
Umm, it's actually surreal whimsy and thus - British Culture

>>220420219
Im interested to see how the war ends, my money is on putin dying somehow

>>220420243
*imagines it*
*whispers under breath*
k-kino

>>220420196
Yeah the Ottomans brought a lot of "roma" for slave labour in the 15th century so after the occupation ended they also stayed, they were not nomadic before that so they didn't even have a place to return to after that.
>I'm amazed at how life in eastern Europe always mogs the rest of the world.
We are more Southeast but yeah, honestly I wouldn't want to live anywhere else, especially after 2020, also I love Bulgaria despite all our issues.

Went to my Turkish classmates wedding even, that was a culture shock but it was fun.

>>220420263
>they were not nomadic before
they WERE nomadic*

>>220420259
um u stuttered there. r u cute

>>220420219
I want pol to leave but I read that as delecteous `

>>220420252
yeah seems there is no end in sight

>>220420263
My sisters friend is a Turk and she said her wedding was unbelievable. Obscene amounts of wealth and it was almost like a competition to see who could gift the couple the most amount of money.

Would you prefer total drone warfare in your hometown like black mirror drone dogs plus flying drones or getting emp-d and there being no electricity anywhere. BUT you get a 3DS with infinite battery and 3 3ds games of your choosing and it can't be turned into a drone (but you can try).

>>220420288
Nonsensical post

>>220420272
maaaybeeee >.<

No, I'm actually a big hairy ugly man.

>>220420288
>black mirror drone dogs
I would rape them

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4 day workweek this week and next week

>>220420305
but your "job" is 4chan

>>220420263
Also, Circassians and Caucasians. The Russians pushed them into Ottoman captivity. The Ottomans eagerly killed their black slaves en masse to make room for white slaves.

By then though the ottoman elite was basically white anyway through the Janessaries and Balkan/Greek women in the harem

>>220420297
ahhh i think we run into each other a lot itt. yk im cursed as well, i can't grow leg hair and I'm tall and thin like a twink but i went to fuck femmy gay boys. UGHHH!

bought everyone in my family creme eggs for easter and was shopping with my mum and walked past the creme eggs and she went yuck those are vile

>>220420310
Only evenings and weekends

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you ugly cunts going to watch this then

leftypol: are these beans vegan?
rorke: the beans are vegetarian
leftypol: but are they vegan though
rorke: the beans are vegetarian

been using that pepe image, the one where's he holding a glass of champagne in a tuxedo and telling you not to care, to soothe myself and it works tbqhwy

Elon Musk has not tweeted about Artemis II. it’s like he’s pretending it doesn’t exist. Kek he’s seething.

>>220420322
Don't call me that you piece of shit

been eating vegan vegetarian bread

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La la la la la la la haha

>>220420347
sceeamrfgh

>>220420347
How would this poor man react if he saw what was being done to him

There's been an odd droning sound coming from outside all night

>>220420315
apparently garn be a film bout diss wiv barry keoghan

>>220420356
third worlder nonwhite detected

>>220420361
Me wanking in the bushes.

>>220420322
l'll watch any potentially meme game but none involving England because its too depressing

>>220420284
>Obscene amounts of wealth and it was almost like a competition to see who could gift the couple the most amount of money.
Exactly!

During the end of the wedding (the party not actual wedding) they brought out a microphone and almost every guest went to the mic and declared how much gold they are giving to the bride and groom. It was a 400-500 people wedding. One guy gave a kilo, it was insane. I haven't talked to him in 2 years cause he has 2-3 kids already but I bet that gold is coming in handy now that the prices hit the moon, his wedding was in 2019, he married right after high school. During the party his friends came to me and gave me a stack of cash to go buy cocaine lol. Food was also amazing.
>>220420315
>By then though the ottoman elite was basically white anyway through the Janessaries and Balkan/Greek women in the harem
Yeah, there was this thing called Devshirme which translates to Blood Tax, they would take white kids from their mothers when they were very young and make them soldiers or high level administrators for the Sultan. There are even stories about soldiers attacking villages and the mothers recognizing their sons - very grim.

>>220420369
Im cornish so yeah im swarthy
Square up anglo pinkskin

>>220420373
Get your willy checked pal it doesn't sound too good

Got my foreskin retracted

>>220420380
Yeah that's exactly what she said lol, hundreds of people and each announcing how much gold they'd give. She said there were like 50 Lamborghinis outside the venue too. It's just unfathomable and makes typical western weddings seem humble. I don't know why they'd like that I'd feel bad asking for so much from my friends and family.

Made a friend from bulgaria recently and my opinion of the country has gone up

she was 17 years old you sick fuck!

waiting for the trump direct

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They are putting catyank in the captcha now

>>220420451
k

>>220420405
>I don't know why they'd like that I'd feel bad asking for so much from my friends and family.
I don't think they ask, it's just the tradition, when they get invited to a wedding they have to do the same. I think it's a good system lol, especially not giving money but gold. The interesting thing is I think I've spoken to his wife maybe 1-2 times and are very close friends kek.

>>220420417
Nice

getting blacked by ksi's huge nigger bbc

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>>220420444
It would have been funny for all the captchas to be this, I wouldn't be able to post yesterday and today.

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Would fuck up a doner kebab right now but there are no kebab shops to be found anywhere in this place

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oh ok she like it like that huh

>>220420494
i know who it is but spelt it wrong

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>anglo pinkskin
mhm

The internet was a mistake

>>220420504
english boys are so perfect they need to be aware of their purpose (to be shagged)

flatmate is blasting out tunes at 1:35 am with and talking to some bitch in his room
we are separated by paper thin walls
what do i do
i have nothing to lose and hate him so i don't care

Need them to get cracking on with assisted dying so I can get euthanised

>>220420495
Never even seen anything similar outside of nyc.

>>220420520
How often does he do this?

>>220420517
he's American actually but i absolutely agree with you. pink skins are for loving and protecting from the swarth mass

>>220420520
Go in there and kick fuck out of him

I just hope when the gestapo catches up with me all they do is break some fingers

>>220420520
what does he have to talk with her about really

get to the shagging

>>220420495
I prefer Gyro desu, fatty pork is just so good

>>220420530
every other day
>>220420534
i could but that's probably not a good idea
>>220420538
he's a fag and never shags for some reason
he just has long talks, and sings along to music with her

>>220420561
You're going to have to have a word at least.

>>220420495
How would you eat it...like on a pita bread?

>>220420548
A kebab is so much better, I love the chili sauce mixed with the garlic

>>220420574
nah i want to troll him in some way
might just blast music his way but i have to get up early tomorrow so maybe it wouldn't be a good idea to declare all out war

I’m going to put my dick in your butt.

>>220420575
yeah, with red cabbage, chili sauce and garlic sauce

>>220420561
>could but that's probably not a good idea
Idk just go and roar at him if you're bigger than him his bitch will probably get the ick

>>220420579
And how does this make you feel?

>>220420500
women are so embarassing

>>220420576
Yeah that is good. I've heard from American anons on /ck/ that in the US Gyro is usually minced ground lamb/beef meat on a block which is Anathema imo, it has to be real slabs of meat made into a giant skewer thing and it has to be fatty pork which is the OG and real Gyro in Greece.

But I do enjoy a nice beef kebap (again not minced), one of my favorite restaurants here is Turkish place, their lamb and chicken are amazing and its still relatively cheap for the amazing quality.

Fanny schmelar

drug taking time again

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>>220420606
never had a berf in kebab

dont fink i ever had a pork gyro eitheronly lamb and chicken doner

Is your house mOsty, /brit/?

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>>220420606
Us gyro is fairly close to the kebabs I got back in ireland, but when they wrap them in pita they use a different sauce and use lettuce instead of cabbage.

For the life of me I cant find decent garlic and chili sauces to just make my own.

>>220420606
I tried out a place that locals were raving about here. Ordered the beef gyro and chicken shawarma and what they served me was frozen beef in the gyro that they reheated, and the chicken tasted like taco bell chicken. The family running the shop is Lebanese too but just lazy ig.

its weird

even in grerk kebab shops they dont sell "gyro" only "doner"

literally first time.i heard word gyro was from gordon ramsay in greek restaurant in america

whats with yanks having a perma boner over food and their eyy new yuork za, then every single time a country has food they say that well actually the Americans have that food

The Indian Space Agency has designed a space capsule without a toilet. Pooing is done in a designated pooing area.

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>grerk

>>220420641
they dont have slug and lettace

remember in my uni some yanks would just by doner meat and make tacos or burritos or whatever mejican shidd wiv it

thought such a pointless exercise

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guild_of_Pepperers
L O N D O N
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I'm having pork tamales with refried beans and tortilla chips for tea lids

>>220420676
are you brown

here today gone tamale

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Need to get my hands on some of Emma Watson’s brap chocolate.

hes british thats why hes eating tea

>>220420680
no just like it. Brits eat diarrhea curries from an Indian man's hands and call it delicious.

>>220420619
Here in my city is beef. It's very good from that restaurant.
>Us gyro is fairly close to the kebabs I got back in ireland
Yeah it shouldn't be like that. If you ever find a real pork Gyro here's the order - Gyro (pork) in pita bread with dzadziki, tomatoes and onions (fries if you want) and mustard.

The garlic sauce is usually TOUM which is basically insane amounts of garlic cloves blended with neutral oil and lemon. If you have a blender you can make it at home.

>>220420633
>The family running the shop is Lebanese too but just lazy ig.
Yes that's another thin I've heard, people selling Gyro in the US that are not even Greek. That's like me opening a kebab in Instambul and selling them pork.

>>220420640
Yaeh that's not it.

>>220420706
I’m American, I eat coffee.

>>220420713
Okay bro chill I was just making sure

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Tomales are disgusting

instead of a takeaway delivery you can buy horsey game on Steam (you could do it multiple times per takeaway actually)

they don't know about tamales from abuela's car in the food 4 less parking lot

>>220420718
lol

fink old people hate young people coz just remind dem of how they used to care about stuff that dont matter now

>>220420719
i won't try Indian food. that's a bridge too far

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flow_(psychology)
shieeeeeeeeee

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This is how a Gyro should look, you can swap dzadziki with Tirokafteri which is a feta/yogurt/hot green pepper sauce, or just put bot of em if you are a real chad.

>>220420722
ive never had a tamale that wasnt dry and bland

>>220420724
And you could stream the game

brushed my teeth but so hungry i want to eat

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>>220420727
>Getting food poisoning from a nissan altima

need a girlfriend who i can treat like a dog. I'll put her on a lead and discipline her when she's bad
and she'll get on all fours and suck my cock or let me fuck her when i'm horny
and she should be HAPPY to be called a good dog or a good puppy
i'm really not asking for very much

before 4chan there was rich famous people who were rich and famous and did not do nothing, and they were all into "philosophy"

>>220420767
What if you were my bf and I treat you like a dog :3

>>220420717
i fink it is tho
i fink its just wun of em fings where the name doner in england is so popular that

like you can find all othwr stuff in greek kebab shop like souvlaki otger stuff sheftalia loukaniko

but.you dont see "gyro". maybe you do in some.places but know elwhere i seen local to me

>>220420779
am top

>>220420751
you're getting them from the wrong place
they should be moist and succulent due to being crafted with abundant lard

>>220420767
>i'm really not asking for very much
yeah not really
and I just want to say that they are like that. you can get someone who is like that quite easily if you go out and try (especially if you arent older than 26)

think i'll play a little dark souls 2. been years since i played that, me.

>>220420777
literal millionaire famous actor not bad looking man reading lines from a script
but yeah, that is literally you, and its time to give up, because the jew box told you to do that in its television sitcom

>>220420748
>dzadziki
Knew some Greek-ethnics back in school days and they used to make that every night with some chopped potatoes and carrots and onions beef and it was the best. Get a 24 pack of beers and eat homemade semi-Greek and chainsmoke and they had 5 lady roommates. Heavenly.

if you even so much as attempt to speak to a woman I'm coming down on you like a ton of bricks

>>220420791
i already had a girlfriend like this
and then a girl that i was talking to that i managed to psyop into enjoying it
God hates me

Only time I had Indian food was on a date with an Indian bird (from the UK) and we went to a local place here, she spazzed out because non of the staff or cooks were Indian.

>>220420783
Interesting, well you must know that in the South of Greece (Athens) people will use Souvlaki for Gyro, In the North where I'm from Gyro is Gyro and Souvlaki means grilled meat skewers.

why pay for forks (expensive) when you can just steal the wooden ones they have out for you for free at LIDL? why have knives when you can make snuff porn of your girlfriend for me and use scissors?

>>220420799
melty

Someone’s already clogged the toilet on that spaceship.

>>220420817
its fine that my posts push you out of your comfort cycle that you have found yourself in probably for years, with nothing changing before me, that you have a reaction to that (so it works)

>>220420633
went to a lebanese place once where they put boiled unseasoned chicken in the shawarma

toum transmissions

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>>220420800
>chopped potatoes and carrots and onions beef
In a stew? That's called Stifado, I made it 2-3 weeks ago, it's really good.
And yeah dzadziki is a top tier dipping sauce but a lot of people butcher it, I'm sure the Greeks made it good.

coronavirus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona_of_glans_penis

playing osu
losing rank
11400

>>220420828
melty

Do they shag in space or what
Is that why it's two men and two women

toum scransmissions

>>220420843
what song

>>220420757
yeah but if I did that then I would have to look out for the one popular streamer (and popular person for the game) and work around him, not being able to fuck that up to get a foot in and be number 2

>>220420855
everything will freeze
SS'd it when I was 16 and I just can't anymore!

feeling a bit long in the nail

>>220420858
We miss your streams horsey

>>220420864
tooth

>>220420837
i.like tsatsiki

also like taramasalata

>>220420868
probably wont stream today (wouldnt get drunk) unless I got $10 to waste to show that I wouldnt, but I will probably get some buckfast and try to stream tomorrow or the day after :) internet be damned, getting it limited because my computer is slow anyway
uma game will be in the background (sadly not the trainer test)

>>220420863
nice
used to play all the touhou songs when i was in secondary school, everyone said to use a tablet but found using my mouse easier

>>220420870
no, nail. they make a clicking sound when i touch anything its like im on rupaul drag race

feeling a bit long in the willy

playing tf2 wiired out of my mind on speed
its like i'm 18 again

>>220420871
Yeah tarama is good when they are not stingy on the fish roe and made with olive oil. A lot of store bought brands have started putting soybean oil to cut costs, even in Greece.

remember a friend only food they ever at all ate in house was like propa like turkish food made by the mum. so nice. so.many other people wiv efnic parents had just like normal british food. fink probs coz the parents usually second.generation

>>220420896
my sister used to find scout really hot

>>220420883
Fucking yas

>>220420884
loved doing the touhou songs too, just fucking spamming them over and over til I got SS

>>220420837
It wasn't really a stew I want to say, it was like a topping but eaten as a meal kind of with dzadziki on top. Barely remember, was blacking out every other day back then. Like a BOSS.

>>220420896
used to have pretensions of becoming a competitive tf2 player

>>220420883
phwoar

love buckfast

underrated

look nuffink made by like.monks in a.monastery can be bd quality drink

>>220420837
>Stifado
That sounds tasty Im going to try cooking that

>>220420906
she fit?

right thats it taking the retainers out and going downstairs to get some cheese

like buckfast is literally ordained by god

oddly busy thread

fuck me, I'm still a fat cunt

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A NASA engineer in the 1970s demonstrating how Apollo astronauts “did their business”.

>>220420942
you know its gotta smell crazy up there after about a day

obvi complete british invention

but wun of my genuine fave foods

is fish and.chips

but battered halloumi instead of fish

so good

love.normal fish and.chips too.desu

love fish in.general
dynno just got a taste for fish innit

like even just tinned fish i like, my taste for fish is indiscriminant. its not like i just like nice quality restauramt fish

i.like all fish

Hatsune Miku is sexy and I would fuck her

We’re not talking about tonight’s gravy. What a disgrace to the establishment.

>>220420942
doubt i would be able to do diss wivout making a mistake.that would result in poo in free-fall in the airceraft

>>220420915
Hmm not sure what that is.
>Barely remember, was blacking out every other day back then
lel
>>220420923
It is very good, fairly easy to make. I use

Cloves, fresh thyme, allspice, bay leaf, oregano, black pepper, a little bit of cinnamon (trust). Usually made with pearl onions and carrots, I like to put sun dried tomatoes - gives it a nice sweetness. You can also use red wine or omit it.

>>220420957
yeah I would sit there and listen to someone like this talk (you are my friend)
>>220420964
shes 17 years old you sick fuck!

>>220420986
dont mind eating without a plate so fine by me

>Name this anime character
Nice April fools fags

OK we can talk about the gravy if you want

>>220420989
thought she was younger :/

>>220420995
gravys good tonight

>>220420994
Utterly dire April Fool’s Day gag I must say.

Spent at least half of the last week in bed

>>220420995
The wires and tires?

ALL I EVER WANTED
ALL I EVER NEEDED
IS HERE
IN MY ARMS

>>220420895
wym

the style and ease of racism against the Indians (by the British) in British people is the same ease and creativity of the racism Americans have for blacks
I have never laughed at a polpost (not even once, in my entire life) but sometimes yanks go off about black people and its like "wew" and "that is a new level of racism"

>>220420942
do they wipe?

So age verification was a nothingburger?

We’re finally back in the era when rockets are actually being launched into space. Real rockets with crews on them mind you, not Elon Musk shooting more garbage into low earth orbit it.

>>220421039
what a good little goy you are

>>220421039
>>>/pol/

>>220420957
UK fish and chips was bussin fr fr

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>when the age verification for the UK laws pops up while I am watching women fuck horses

>>220421055
not going to start this shit with you getting into a downward spiral of shitting in each others mouths, but pls/respectively stahph, because I am about to go back into the new phase creativity and thinking (intellectual), making them good posts again. having thoughts again

i like fish but it grosses me out

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>>220421085

>>220421081
wishing you prosperity in your new venture

>>220421057
you are less than 5/5ths a person (and its not even your fault, not even anything has changed and it is just that the robots that raped you werent AI, but lower or more earlier versions of, AI, and that is how you are so low-functioning, having been raped by the internet)

>>220421113
Youre making /pol/ posts outside the containment zone

>>220421110
thanks
if I had any advice or just wanted to say something, what I would say would be to wash your face- gyatt daym(!!) I looked at my face the other day and saw I have a spotty fucking forehead
dont neglect your skincare is what I am trying to say