Science EditionPrevious:>>220501500
She blinded me with science
When you ask chatgpt to tell you an unknown fact it always tells you some bull about octopuses
>>220504423>t. Squid cope
Rent a studio in bumfuck for $1500/month or buy a van with a $500 payment to live out of on the beach drinking piña coladas every day in Cali
>>220504513>live out of on the beachIllegal. They'll run you off like all the other homeless
>>220504513>>220504621You also can't be getting drunk if you're living in a van. What if you get asked to move?
I can't sleep motherfucker
For the last couple of weeks it has felt like people have been getting dumber and dumber. I have no explanation for it but I see it everywhere I go
>>220504513They're ticketing the fuck out of van/rv people who hog the beach parking where I live
The only place it's legal to sleep in your car is Walmart parking lots
>>220505198Not rest stops?
>>220505224I don't know if you have to be in a truck
>>220505252>You've been driving for 20 hours straight?>Too bad, keep driving buck-o we only allow trucks to rest here!
>>220505286Hey man I don't know the rules. There's stupider laws on the books
>>220505296>The only place it's legal>Hey man I don't know the rules
when you do a thing and have a reaction to it
gonna make another /cum/ thread.both /cum/ threads suck little wieners
Having braces is weird i always had an open bite and im trying to bite things with my front teeth for the first time in my life and it hurts and idk if its the braces or some dental problem or my body not used to it>>220504792Good luck. Sometimes geting up for 20 minures and no artificial light can help>>220505081Maybe you just went full flowers for algernon
gonna take a bath and go on a bicycle ride later if anyone cares
i dont understand ausjeets easter spam. i know its bait but i dont know what the bait is supposed to be.
>>220505576Bathing before biking?
>>220505621im stinky
>>220505641Will you shower after or nah?
>>220505713yeah
https://youtu.be/k1eSUsaIugE?si=C94u4VG5OWayTm7v&t=20
Frankly pretty ridiculous that I was exposed to porn (including illegal shit), gore, shocking images and extremely hateful content by like age 11.Unrestricted and unsupervised internet access was a mistake.
Amazing OP of the Israeli generalWorth checking out
>>220505743CoolChristian vs muslim holy war in sudan inc?>>220505840Was quite an odd show when you look back>>220505983Yeah i unironically think being exposed to the internet was worse than being abused by my parents as a kid for my mind lol this shit's toxic. But shikataganai n such just raise your own kids different. We didnt grow up on lead paint and arsenic.
>>220505983Yeah it's crazy how the government just turned a blind eye to kids being able to access horrible shit on the Internet for so long I was watching cartel beheadings and porn when I was only 13
>>220506110>Cool>Christian vs muslim holy war in sudan inc?Mis ordered the reply vs post sorry
Before the internet porn was a curated experience.Home alone and you go through the depths and most secret hidden spots until you find the VHS tapes.
Couldn't take a bath I forgot exterminators put poison all over the tub
The second alcohol touches my tongue I WILL be up at 4am posting on 4chan and hoping for a lolibaba wife.
On a ship called ulyssesSeems like a foreboding name>>220506610Damn. Are you the one with the scorpions?
>>220506698no
Once you jerk off too much to the point that cumming doesn't even feel that good anymore, I don't think it ever goes back to normal at that point. Pretty sure that shit is permanent. I went months and months without jerking off but it still didn't feel like much after fapping again. Either it takes years or it's just straight up permanent. Death grip not even once.
>>220501359Zoomers' bedrooms are always so bare and sterile looking. Why?
>>220507286You need a bihh on your dicc
it's over
Ruined my wood stain and now it turned out green instead of dark brown I suspect it’s the neon green colored kitchen sponge I used to apply it
>>220507286Wear a condom filled with lotion to bed for a month>>220507307Young people move all ober the fucking place these days and moving furnishings every time you go somewhere new is a massive pain also just less motivated to decorate because you dont get visitors at home
>>220507779lolBlud miscalculated big time!!
Virginity in the US is a choice.The opportunities are everywhere.
>>220507779The first Muslim president wasn't Obama, it was Trump
>>220508054He's the first black president, actually.
Why is the media seemingly so angry that Donald Trump rescued the stranded pilots? Did they really want them to die that badly?
>>220506220https://youtube.com/shorts/kzXXN9ohxSw?si=imJf7EkRGZHsUzM1Thoughts??
>>220508194I like…no…I LOVE!!
>>220508128>several baby mammas>obsessed with gold and tacky luxury>impulsiveYep he's spiritually black
This is how I picture FK
i want a tattoo but i am told it looks gay but i am not gay.
>>220508326Somebody is doing you a massive favor
>>220508342i mean desu it does kinda look gaybut it's cool tho and i want it.
>>220505334>Only a fool would take anything said here seriously
>>220508366>wants to look gay for the rest of his life>isnt gayuh huh...
>>220508366Let us see
>>220508326Depends on what it is. If it's a proper sleeve it isn't too bad. If it's the graffitied shit millennials and zoomers are getting lately of their favourite TV show or inspirational quotes scattered across their body, then that's pretty gay.
>>220508426>Depends on what it is. If it's a proper sleeve it isn't too bad.lol gay boy
Wow there was ZERO traffic coming to work today, I mean even for a Sunday morning. Guess all the beans are staying home for Easter
it's the hearts (one person thought they were spades tho).
>>220508483Come on man…
>>220508479Most stores are closed for easter...
>>220508483Is it 2001 where you are, man?
>>220508483high key gay as fucklooks like ass and tiddies on youmakes me want to breed you
>>220508537Well it's 6am so I doubt most stores would be open now anyway
>>220508483Listen man, someones gotta tell you. As your friend that's gay as fuck, dude
Eating twizzlers
i saw one woman with an almost identical tattoo. bullshit that i can't get it tho.
>>220508661You wanna start puttin in dresses and squattin to piss too? Get a hold of yourself man
>>220508657I despise candy but I love Twizzlers
>>220508749I ate the whole bagnow a bag of beef jerky
hello. time for church
>>220508774I'm currently eating a whole tray of cookies
>>220508808what kind
>>220508803Based Piousanon
>>220508826
im hungry
>>220508854Fat FUCK
Just finished my pre-Easter service shower.
>>220508927I know, shanefur dispray
>>220508483That's definitely gay or at least girly.
Easter? I barely KNOW her!
>>220508977I hate Americans so much.
>>220508995
>>220508995get fucked leaf
boarding starts in 5 minutes but they haven't even updated the screen at the gate yet
alexander? blackcaesar? blacknapoleon? also blackhistory's a whitewash
>>220508854Oatmeal raisin cookies are great, especially when they are nice and soft. Only plebs hate them.
>>220509044Agreed, these are the soft kind. So good. And with coffee too
>>220509027Addo vai? Going back to Cali?
Somebody threw away some fruit in the trash can at work that's rotted and it's smelling up the whole kit 'n kaboodle
>>220509038sounds about white
Do these people know that there aren't any kings in the USIt would be like holding a no slavery protest
>Adult ostriches have few natural predators due to their size, speed (up to 43 mph), and deadly kicks. Primary threats include cheetahs, lions, leopards, spotted hyenas, and African wild dogs. Eggs and chicks are highly vulnerable to predators like jackals, vultures, and hyenas
>>220509169If someone is doing something the left doesn't like, that means that person is literally Hitler and a despotic tyrant o algo
>>220509185Ostriches are delicious. The best bird
Reddit is seething that Japan and the USA love each other Canadians on suicide watch
before we started dating my gf had been with 14 other men. 4 of them were black.
>>220509185i look like that
>>220509212I believe the plural is "Ostrichae"
>stupid libtards, of course there's no monarchs in americ-
>>220509259I don't know what that means
>>220509250How does DQ stay in business Who even eats there
>>220509275https://youtu.be/vDWlhQjGjoc
>>220509276I ate there once when I was like 8 and never been back
It's embarrassing that brown people shot our jet down, but it's also kinda embarrassing for them that they couldn't catch either of them
should i buy slay the spire 2? the early access is sketching me out is it half done
>>220509311RIP Lou Gossett Jr.
>>220509328It's just sts 1How have you not played it already
>>220509311They shot down a 41 year old jet that we have over 200 more of (about 1800 more jets in total)
>>220509352yeah slay the spire 1 gathered a year of telemetry in early access before it was remotely balanced
>>220509352>How have you not played it alreadyHoly shit go outside incel
question for sex havers:Anybody else think durex condoms feel too small but trojans are little too big?
i half want to adopt a cat but im also scared of animals
>>220509421Boy are you ever in the wrong place
ive only ever had sex in committed ltrs where the girl let me hit raw sorry but i think you can order internet artisan condoms of an exact size or something
>>220509421trojans feel way too tight on menever tried durex
>>220509421>sex havers>/cum/
>>220509446I consider myself very modestly sized, durex must be made for the asian man
I'm way to attracted to black women for how racist I am. A gypsy must have cursed me or something.
>>220509472many such cases read lacan
>>220509472I have a black coworker than I would absolutely FUCK but I dunno if I would actually date her
you are all being hideous right now
>>220504405Literally me
Coffee gone cold Time for a new cup
My girlfriend made me watch a made for TV kids movie last night and it made me question our relationship.I think it was called Santa Jaws
What's the drip for church gonna be lads?
Hmmm made a post and it just disappeared instead of showing up in the thread.
no you didnt moron
>>220509587Nvm >>220509558Why did it take like 90 seconds to appear tho
>>220509557>My girlfriendcazzata malanga!
im not going to church today or any day because i possess basic critical thinking skills
>>220508326Either have a plan for a full suit or don’t even waste your time and money on that shit
>>220509483I don't want to. Is it a I love them because I hate them kind of deal?
>>220509421I put condoms on my 12” bbc dragon dildo so it doesn’t get stinky
54 wooden dowels sanded three times and oiled, now waiting for 20 min and rub the excess off then I’m done with that until tomorrow
>>220509612But can your critical thinking skills conjure up free food????
>>220509612i have to go to church today or else my elderly mummy will get sad :(
>>220509713For what purpose?
https://youtu.be/wJb_rbjGhkc
>>220509740Building a baby crib
I wonder if Rabbi Schmuley is having a good Pascha?
>>220507779Thought this was fake. Someone take his phone away
https://youtu.be/doZE4Yqog5I
>>220509785i hope his seder plate is overcooked and unseasoned pardon my antisemitism
I'm the joker baby
Beat resident evil 9 last night. I have nothing to do now
>>220510224Genuine NPC post
>>220510224Read a book like an adult.
>>220510245In what way, retard? >>220510247I'm half way though Between Two Fires. Don't feel like reading right now tho
>>220510321>task completed>awaiting new task orders>beep boop
Just donned my sunglasses for the first time since September. Won't be taking these off till the same time later this year.
>>220510367A robot would immediately move on the the next thing in it's programing or like you said await new orders. I'm pondering what I want to do next you fat fucking retard
the pooberg hath been oroficiatedhasnae itindeed it hasfink imma hairfta be judiciatin'propa gud diss
>>220511373phwoarstartin' tofink the feminists had a pointpropa kafkaesque diss parambulation of prescriptions
finished my last can of BEANZ. Need to order another pack soon
>>220511426you are the funniest posterI love your replies nc
This is why the kids are retarded now
>>220511472this nigga eatin BEANS
>>220511976Praise be Allah-DJT
>>220511472Just eat BUSH'S BEANS like a PATRIOT ya fuckin BONGABOO faggot
>>220512003You cannot leave, You must go to Ukraine-Merz
>>220512055The more pressing issue is that I wasn’t able to use any loud power tools today because it’s Sunday and I could get fined for making noise.I just want to use my router!So I’ll just do it tomorrow, which is technically still not allowed because it’s a public holiday but it’s Monday so I’ll ignore that.
>>220511976we did it reddit!
>>220512142Fuck your neighbors! You do what you want! You are ungovernable! Play ac/dc! Pound beers while you work!
>Fuck your neighborson easter sunday, no less
>I can't make noise because it's Sundaylol germans are fags
>>220512207I mean it could be consensual you don't know
At least we have free healthcare!!! (9% of my paycheck)
>>220512003i cant even tell whats a shitpost and whats real when it comes to lil donny dumdum
Liquor? I hardly knew her
>>220512670Rand, I am the liquor
I deserve this
>>220512852She’s AI
>>220512055is diss real?personally dont fink conscription should be allowedits authoritarian totalitarianismand the counterargument that you should be willing to fight for nation you live in makes no sense coz realistically your fighting for the right of some specific government to control your land. what government imparts the laws had nothing specific to do wiv you imo
>>220512663corr good kittingtonshire diss wun
>>220512852Yeah, when I'm done with her
Time for church.
back from churchHappy Easter buds
>>220512895>Is diss realYes funnily enough I actually found out from the BBC
Didn't go on a bicycle ride I of ran out of interesting places to go i need to get a train ticket so I can explore a new city
>>220513014What state are you in?
>>220513057Florida
>>220513057Undress
It's 12:38 PM and I am already tired
>>220508483If I got a tattoo it would be a dagger piercing the body of a snake and the snake has its mouth open like “blehhh I shouldn’t have messed with you!” sort of like pic rel
>>220513073They don't have Metro system you could take? >>220513086Put your underwear back on!
I bought a used circular saw a year ago and used it for the first time yesterday lolthe saw blades the guy gave me are as good as he promised, there is absolutely zero tearout and the cut edge was so smooth almost like it was planedI just about leaked precum after the first cut
>>220513116Can I kiss you?
>>220513114Why?
>>220507985Does that mean selling her temporarily like a whore, or permanently like a slave?
Today I feel older than ever before. I am older than ever before, but man I didn't sleep enough last night and I am REALLY feeling it.
>>220513210Need a wake up kiss on the tip?
>>220513210how much did you sleep? I bet it was more than me
>>220513116No.>>220513170>dat picAnything but putting down the fork
>>220513194I will answer your question if you share what theoretical tattoo you would get
>>220513210>>220513238i slept 5 hours
>>220513210I started old man walking recently (slow and careful to reduce wear on the kneebergs)
for real though why dont i have a gf?
/cum/niggaz rly b talmabout>my joints are aching so much time to rub ben gay all over them before i drive to the pharmacy store to pick up more depends then soak my feet in epsom salt
>>220513285*cums on you*
>>220513193Yes :)
>>2205132655 hours isn't bad at allhave some coffee, you'll be fine
I'm jealous of people who work on holidays. I want to be paid to work on less-busy days.
>>220513343i need 10 hours of sleep to feel awake
>>220513254The only tattoo I ever considered was a tiny little 5mm sized emoji somewhere on my arm when I was still together with the ex gf (aboriginal) and we used to talk on LINE all the timeThey had these cute faces we kept sending each other Wanted to do maybe the cat with the tongue out or one of the ducksOther than that tattoos are GAY
Went to mass today and couldn't stop thinking what the fuck is this priest's problem? He talks too much in broken English, filthy chink
>>220507779The first Jewish Muslim president
>>220513363Lazy fuck
breakfast for lunch once again
>>220513384You should have told him that
>>220513364you do you, I would theoretically get my tattoo because it looks sick af. I’d need to do something hardcore tho like get a dangerous job or kill someone in self defence
does anybody have that PDF document the State Department recently updated on how to get one of their state issued gfs
>>220513427Had pancakes.
So basically the Epstein files have been memory holed already.Iran worked like a charm.
>>220513437I met some tatt'd up people before that looked hard af but turns out they were some bitches, yo. ;p;
Dad referred to my aunt (his sister) as goyim
>>220513493Well is he wrong
>>220513472it will be granola for me
Your dad is secretly gay and that's okay
>>220513419more like low energy fuck
>>220504349Why did america fell out of grace ?
Drinking some non alcoholic wine
>>220513600Boomers
>>220513474heres the fingthe epstein files WERE the distractionlike why would trump release them?because he knew nuffink bad could happenlike these documents have been known and under official control whole time which obviously means the contents can have no actual repercussions for him otherwise they would have been used against him already in some waybut he or his advisors or whatever knew it was gonna be full of like of claims and information that are not sufficient for some kind of legal ramification or summat and that can be easily cast off as unsubstantiatedhe knew that the zoomer millenial media would make a fuss. everywun would be going crazy bput diss conspiracy of elitesand the spotlight would be lifted off him
Neighbors catberg is pregnant again she chills on my backyard so hopefully I'm going to get some kittens
like there is a reason that the epstein files were barely in any like mainstream bews outlets. because majority of this information is not seen as usable by a self-respecting journalistic organizationbut all the dumb populace in an unfiltered information age would lap it up
>>220513636It's sad to see irl, we have to learn chinese now or what
accidentally added the granola before microwaving the milk
we rape this shit big
>>220513691phwoargood post diss
>>220513691Uhh what are you making?
Momberg is getting me chicken and a milk shake hell yeah
Bakugo is fighting Reze
>>220513710breakfast at 1:05 pm
>>220513718Consisting of a bowl of granola with hot milk?
solved the insanely difficult and spatially challenging captcha just to post this: >tfw no gf
>>220513732yessir
This is Tom Cruise, logging onto 4chan for the first time. I have about an hour before I have to head out for a shoot. AMA
>>220513807Mr Tom Cruise??
>>220513807Post bussy
>>220513807now that scientology is collapsing, do you regret getting involved?
>>220513807What's your favorite aspect of being an actor
>>220513621powerplant day??????????
Sippin on a beer in a hotel bed.Motherstein off to tesco for some water
>>220513890can i sexo motherstein?
>>220513890Why are you in a hotel
>>220513843Not really. I've been too preoccupied farming (You)s>>220513873The huzzes
>>220513843Haha, no. Scientology has been quite good to me. They provide me with young men to fuck and kill whenever I want
>>220513923>>220513925which one of you is real?
i hope you guys have a good easter. my family started talking about politics two minutes into the lunch and everyone started yelling.
>>220513925Hey, stop pretending to be me, Tom Cruise.
Is the art in the foreground or the background of the image I can’t decide!!
>>220513956Same my grandma started yelling "HE IS TURNING THIS COUNTRY INTO NAZI FUCKING GERMANY DO YOU NOT REALIZE HE HAS DRAGGED US INTO A WAR GOOD GRIEF"
>>220513958art in the background fart in the foreground
>>220513761Nice
I like looking at women and women like showing off their bodiesas long as we maintain a mutual respect for and feigned ignorance of each other, I don’t see the problem
>>220513998me when she farts
>>220513988Mine are the opposite of your grandma but it started a shouting match no matter what.
lumsbra is here
>>220513988>>220513956Hearing this shit is always so weird to me. I couldn't imagine my family ever talking about politics
I can't be gaslighted, not by Jews at least
>>220513988It’s absolutely insane how many Americans have been psyoped by Jews into looking at everything through the singular lens of the Holocaust. The problem in the WH right now is that it has been infiltrated by malevolent Zionist Jews, not Nazis; it’s practically the polar opposite.
Would you a young killary cunton?
>>220514021
everything is political whether you like it or not
>>220514051I would, but I've heard reptilian pussy hurts
>>220513956Kek nice add fuel to the fire and praise biden or kamala or something
>>220514051who dat is. damn.
>>220514074What about Dale Earnhardt?
>>220514104hillary clinton
i think i wanna fuck my guitar. shes a real cutie
4chan causing issues like crazy rn it's annoying>>220513907If she consents then why not. Itd probably be good for her self esteem>>220513918Ive been on a tour through 7 countries in europe and ireland's the final destination. Im a little exhausted today for no good reason but it's still been a good day.>>220513956That fucking sucks. When people start talking about politics it might just be best to leave the room. Its usually fine when people are talking with you because you can deflect but people disagreeing is cancer>>220514021Eh not really in the colonial age they painted foreign countries a lot>>220514074Any field that tries to apply itself to everything becomes entirely meaningless
>>220514085Keep in mind she's gonna be cucking you with other women and order the murder of dozens of men
>>220514129That’s racist because he’s White and Southern. We need more BIPOC+ bodies in NASCAR
Imagine owning a dog
what should i do now?
>>220514187Imagine owning a black
I didn't think I could loathe our resident "german" poster any more, now he bad mouths dogs? Let's all hope he gets shot.
>>220514187Looks like indian street food
>>220514217Dude get the hell out of here with that racist crap!
>>220514219It’s actually just thinly veiled scat fetishism rather than an anti-dog post
le heckin pupperino
>>220514074how would you define politics? it think it's fundamentally the way nations deal with war and peace.
>>220514238What if its not racist slavery and its woke slavery like in roman times and the slave just happens to be a bipoc persxn
>>220514292everything. no matter what we do, we are at war with a secular atheist demonic world.
I live in a rural area so my dog shits in the woods
I've had a lot more sex than most of you.
>>220514311So true, I don’t see colour I’m a colourblind enslaver. In fact, I believe in DEI quotas and giving more enslavement opportunities to non-Whites since they’ve been getting the short end of the stick for so long…
>>220514364Quality over quantity!
one time i was walking home in summer and was very dehydrated, crows kept following me, flying from tree to tree above me, like they knew if i didn't get water soon i could end up their next meal
>>220514364how much did you pay your mom for the sex?
>>220514378I only buy my slaves fair trade at the local markets
>>220514319satan loses in the end, brutha
>>220514397Only an incel loser would post this
>>220514422when all the world dissolves, / And every creature shall be purified, / All places shall be hell that is not heaven
I deserve sex, it’s a human right
>>220514428das rite!
LOL
>>220514471You're right. Turn around and take my penis
>>220514471You have a right to personal property too but that doesnt mean people aren't broke af
Shumone
im so bored
NEW>>220514543
>>220514524I’m a grown ass (lol) hairy dude>>220514563this analogy (lol) destroyed meit’s fucking over
>>220514162Are you American
>>220513474It was allegedly a hebe range operation which upon public review was met with reaction somewhat less sharp than if it had been the true pedo range originally suspected. Still interesting because of the political blackmail but not as much as could have been.
