Dreamt I saw a post by a lad who called himself JewLad and his post said "I am Jewish"

north, obviously

"zesty fode" has only 2 hours of oxygen left in the "rape cube"

i was there earlier today
was totally dead

As soon as I'm released from prison I will rape again

For me, it's Rienzi: Overture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJSLxJ2wA_Y

anyone got any biscuits?

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>>220519518

>>220519516
Whats the problem? I also want to be in a relationship ect, that's what courting is.

What the hell is that belltower

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>>220519485
>directly quoting someone is "twisting their words" now

gen x niggas be like rock is dead and then refuse to listen to any rock music released after 1998

>>220519570
It's a spire

they asked me to be one of the Artemis astronauts i said no thanks i can't do10 days without 4chan

>>220519564
Courting aka grooming

>>220519576
whats wong chicken x

>>220519589
>The main goal was to allow in more migrant workers at a point when – hard as it is to imagine now – the booming economy was running up against skills shortages.... Somehow this has become distorted by excitable Right-wing newspaper columnists into being a 'plot' to make Britain multicultural. There was no plot.
you're being disingenuous

>>220519595
But you'll get near infinite upload speeds

>>220519563
stealing my joke innit?
>>220519600
I wouldn't call it grooming if they are of age.

Killed a Serb in January 2007, in a self-defense situation.

i guess that cunt getting eaten

leftypol tying up rorke and tenderly kissing him all over his body

>>220519594
Its all bent and asymmetrical

poostoun, we have a problem

what if the only reason gays rape kids is because they're so maligned and alienated in society and they're reenacting that trauma

>>220519616
my ex gf used to call me chicken x

>>220519656
Yeah

>>220519639
no i really liked your joke so i wanted to repeat it
i doubt anyone else will even get it though lol

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'member doja cat

>>220519617
>the policy was intended to rub the right's nose in diversity
Economy?

that's all well and good but Jesus Christ rose on the third day and conquered death x

>>220519481
>Derbyshire
North, obviously

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how much cardio have you done today /brit/?

>>220519639
"Grooming" is just leading someone towards sex, which is what buying a femoid a drink or taking her on a date is

>>220519708
dat nigga was JEWISH

>>220519735
went for an incelwalk

>>220519617
>they said it was for economic reasons because they knew the real reason would be unpopular
>I mean it WAS purely for economic reasons, there was no lie haha
I wonder what made him backpedal like that

Did you guys get an Easter basket filled with chocolates and sweets or is that only a yank thing?

>>220519735
done some walking intervals 11xwalks to the fridge for beers (so far)

>>220519749
good cardio if you're a 70 year old woman

>>220519742
technically he was from galilee which was outside of the province of judea.

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i do this for every song about love

>>220519740
>"Grooming" is just leading someone towards sex,
no it's not. it's leading someone towards sex without their knowledge of or consent to what is happening
you're not grooming someone that fully understands what you're trying to do and is going along with it willingly

>>220519774
yeah i am

>>220519685
no worries lad :) not many people have watched this Canadian kino it seems, I just re-watched it last year - all 3 of them.

I remember watching it when I was a kid on this channel where they would play them a lot, very re-watchable movies.

>>220519740
ok then

>>220519735
ran 19km in the morning then did bugger all the rest of the day

>>220519761
yeah

any shops i can buy a black eyepatch from
not buying one from amazon because itll probably poison me

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no one:
not even rorke:
adolf hitler: Ich verkünde die Spiele von Berlin zur Feier der XI. Olympiade neuer Zeitrechnung als eröffnet!
everyone: oh hell naw!!!
ayylmao: sup jodie

The gravy tonight was appalling. What a disgrace to the establishment

reading some flat earth groups and they're all doubling down. no matter what happens it confirms their beliefs. they are so invested in being special by being contrarian.

>>220518798
9/11 had quite literally zero effect on you if you didn't live directly in NYC or have family members that died in it.

What effect did 9/11 have on me as a child growing up in England at that time? Jack shit. It was a non-event. Just crazy shit that happened on the telly. I didn't even know 9/11 happened until 2006 when I found Youtube videos about it.

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>>220519796
This guy clearly never heard of feminism

>>220519841
howlscream

deposited money in a cash lisa
final hours of the tax year and that

rorke having a chat with his yogurt

>>220519854
try talking to real women

>>220519853
know-nothing zoomer

>>220519887
I'm a millennial.

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>>220519854

need to stop weeing in the dark
just goes all over the place

>>220519884
Did you reply to the wrong post?
What does this have to do with anything?

They're straight up just destroying Europe on purpose btw

Take tha thong outta ya bussy playa

>>220519928
stop basing your views on low quality jpgs you found on incel forums

>>220519910
you're clearly not
ever travelled abroad in the decade succeeding 2001?

>>220519916
>Rasheed manages to turn on the computer for the first time

>>220519916
This your autobiography?

>>220519932
yep and we're just taking it like little bitches.

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>>220519954
incels rattled lmao

Cannot even fathom what flying was before 2001, without the X rays and the touching and everything, you could even take drugs on the plane.

>>220519853
you're genuinely thick as pig shit

no one:
literally no one:
leftypol: the body is tea
donald trump:
rorke: They're straight up just destroying Europe on purpose btw

just sneezed twice but the second had more ferocity to it. the first was like an introduction to sneezing, then the second was the real deal. I did it to clear something out of me that only a sneeze could accomplish. Maybe i only needed one but it was such a weak initial sneeze that a second was needed to finish the job. I would classify both a "nose sneezes" as i felt my nose really doing the pushing here as appose to a "mouth sneeze" which of course is where you feel the release out of your mouth and achieve a more typical "achoo" noise.
Overall i would say im happy with my sneezes. No tertiary sneeze was needed so i feel like i got the job done efficiently enough to walk away happy.
thanks x

>>220519949
>ohhhh nooooo i have to get searched more than usual when going on holiday now!!
Boo hoo.
Doesn't at all compare to the horror of the 2020s, where the economy is constantly collapsing, wars wage on for endless years (actual wars, not fake meme "wars" like Afghan/Iraq), AI ruins everything, and third-worldisation destroys every element of culture.

doing my part to stop the war x

>>220519970
we need to do something
we need to act
do you have discord i can contact you on?

Why don't British people take pride in appearance? I'm talking basic upkeep and maintenance on their homes, shop signage, litter etc.
I swear people's mood will increase at least 30% if people actually bothered to keep things clean

LADS
Post that webm. You know the one

>>220520011
sup 67TRodie

>bloc party
now theres a band you dont hear about much these days
i remember i saw them at "latitude festival" in 2013 and i was tired because i couldnt be arsed so i sat on the ground
some chap came up to me and asked me if i was ok and i started crying
anyway after that mumsie came to pick me up and i went home
never been to a festival since

>>220519932
Seventh Coalition mfs looking at Napoleon's France

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sverige

why are so many of you being all pissy and angry this evening? isn't even a toil day tomorroe

>>220519928
So you're just going to pretend that women deciding 30 years later that they would rather be a "victim" than a slut and withdrawing consent from 3 decades ago doesn't happen huh simp

>>220520000
i was affected more by 9/11 than by anything else after
>Doesn't at all compare to the horror of the 2020s, where the economy is constantly collapsing
my salary has increased by 20% in the last 5 years
>wars wage on for endless years (actual wars, not fake meme "wars" like Afghan/Iraq)
you must be trolling now
>AI ruins everything
skill issue
>and third-worldisation destroys every element of culture.
this literally started in 2000 thanks to tony blair

>>220519932
karma for colonialism

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Jesus was no more than a prophet. He was someone who prophesied the future. The messiah is an entirely different person who must transform the world into a messianic age. Jesus did not accomplish this.

1. There is no new covenant yet. The new covenant is when everyone in the world worships Yahweh, and everyone knows God exists. This was not fulfilled in Christianity because it is faith based, not knowledge based. You need to believe Jesus existed in order to enter Heaven. The messiah does not need to be believed in, because everyone knows he exists, and the existence of God is proven through him. Even atheists would become theists.

2. There is no world peace. The new covenant is also a time when all wars miraculously end, and there is worldwide peace. No one commits sin anymore, everyone obeys Yahweh's law, and he forgives everyone's sins permanently. We don't live in this kind of world yet so this obviously hasn't happened yet. Jesus himself predicted more wars would come before the coming of the son of man (the true messiah).

3. Christianity's second coming of Christ is the only attempt at portraying Jesus as the king messiah of Judaism, and still it's not certain if it's even describing Jesus or someone else "he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself." When almost everyone knows the name of Jesus.

Add to this the fact that "the son of God" is a metaphorical title in the Bible, not a literal description of a divine nature like the trinity doctrine teaches. The messiah, even with his authority, is still a human who is entirely subservient to Yahweh's power.

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>So you're just going to pretend that women deciding 30 years later that they would rather be a "victim" than a slut and withdrawing consent from 3 decades ago doesn't happen huh simp

>>220520035
so here we are and I still remember were the best ones
but long story short they were just a poor man's los campesinos

sissy joyce is sexy af ngl desu senpai

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>>220520031

Cleanmong loves his cleaning

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>>220519976

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>>220520033

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this is me

very sad that /brit/ is an incel general these days
you never saw misogyny here back when it was a shaggers general

nothing funnier than some mong choosing to join the army during a war, getting sent to war then coming back and whinging about how sad he is about fighting in the war fucking shut up man

>>220520067
>los campesinos
ex gf from tumblr used to listen to them
never saw the appeal 2bh

One time I was flying back to Sofia from Manchester and the X ray thing was random, I didn't have to go through it but behind me was an 80 year old granny and they made her do the humiliation ritual hands up spread legs ect....

Also one time i flew with a bit of coke from Eindhoven to Manchester without knowing.

>>220520022
>I swear people's mood will increase at least 30% if people actually bothered to keep things clean
trvke

>>220520093
Luv women me

Monumentally bad week for moon landing deniers and flat earth mongs.

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lovely jewish women

Simps love hats apparently?

>>220520071
not going to look up sissy joyce to see what kind of bizarre trannard this is

>>220520093
You have a guy using the word "simp" unironically in 2026 this place is beyond hope.

>>220520072
nice

good news lads someone unattractive with mangled teeth liked me on hinge

>>220520091
no it isn't

I don't know you and I don't care to know you

>>220520091
whats wrong with you?

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>>220520031
:)

>>220520115
never met one imc

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this is what I look like btw

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>>220520093
>>220520122
Simpcels FUMING

summer '26 gonna be a movie

>The form arse (as opposed to ass) and its derivatives are usually used by speakers and writers in preference to ass in Britain, Ireland and the Commonwealth countries, though only regionally in Canada (in the Atlantic provinces).
we're the only ones in north american keeping arse alive

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feminism was the best thing to happen to britain

>>220520038
big fan of this gimmick where you take a post and work out a way to change the context. show's /brit/ creative side x

>>220520108
Got swabbed in London for some vitamins I had in my bag I think. Want to say that was before my bag had gone through though, might have been I had a beard and am visibly deranged.

>>220520093
It's a consequence of the Great Brownening of 4chan (2020 - Present).

Nu-4chan is significantly populated by browns and blacks, a huge % of the people you see posting under British flags are Pakistanis and Indians. And they absolutely despise women.

Listen to blackgaze

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>>220520116
For me it's Kat Dennings

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nth for the baddiedem

>>220520165
forehead like a ball turret on a b-17

>>220520173
>Nu-4chan is significantly populated by browns and blacks, a huge % of the people you see posting under British flags are Pakistanis and Indians
they're just not though are they
do you really genuinely think /brit/ is populated by little bengali fellas

What year is it

>>220520199
tell me you've never had sex without telling me you've never had sex

>>220520179
very pale for a person who claims to be native to the middle east innit

>>220520212
1991

Just remembered when tech used to be fun and optimistic

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>>220520031

>>220520022
It’s probably just low IQ. Other Western European countries do not have this problem, French and Italians are notoriously well dressed even when just going out shopping and Germany is known for being very clean. People here are scruffy and there’s litter everywhere.

>>220520172
Interesting, never seen the swab thing. I have sen the dogs sniffing around. Mine was in a little pocket inside my pocket, when I discovered it my heart started racing.

>>220520212
we're in the mid '20s

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>>220520188

Misogyny is brown-coded. Reckon half of you are Pakistani.

>>220520202
>do you really genuinely think /brit/ is populated by little bengali fellas
Yes, why wouldn't it be? British zoomers are the brownest and blackest generation to have ever existed in this country. The vast majority of nu-/brit/ posters are zoomers. Therefore, it stands to reason that there is a brown/black population on /brit/ that is roughly representative of the wider generational demographics of British Gen Z.

It'd also explain why this thread is so rabidly obsessed with DA JOOZ in recent years.

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>>220520224

>>220520224
i have a new vc-backed product coming out with affordable engaging subscriptions that can reboot that feeling

>>220520173
>whites are all beta simps
Speak for yourself cuck
No wonder there are so many limp-wrist feminised leftypols posting blokes in dresses in these threads

>>220519481
>>220519734
Derbyshire is pure midlands
The north border is a few miles north

>>220520251
retard

warm out
might get the bossa nova music on, maybe a Hawaiian shirt. hit up the 'exican gf

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>>220520245
corrrrrrrrrr noemi

back in my days /brit/ used to be a slags, poo and crisps general by sexhaving lads
now it's deranged incels, schizo yanks and browns pretending to be british

i am a true souferner (kent) and declare anything above norfolk as the norf

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>>220520202

>>220520286
>sexhaving lads
Delusional

>>220520295
I’m american

You have a guy using the word "misogyny" unironically in 2026 like he got lost on his way to Reddit. This place is beyond hope.

surrey here watford is the north

Busy night tonight?

They're still 61k miles from the Moon

>>220520248
You can tell they're brown, because third-world style misogyny is delivered in a way which is so much more violent and hateful than traditional European/White misogyny. They genuinely do not enjoy women's company at all.

The early incels on 4chan back in 2010-2013 (who were almost exclusively White, like most of this website was) never outright hated women. They criticised women's behaviours, they lamented the women who chose "bad boys", but at the end of the day they still dreamed of a qt gf they could fall in love with and spend their life with.

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https://x.com/bvtm_tnd/status/2040809425355571355

>>220520202
certain people on 4chan really like the idea of their enemies being on here and reading their posts and will delude themselves into believing it, it's silly. same as when posters here get accused of being women

>>220520304
saw a pic of the lad behind this tweet recently

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>>220520218

>>220520022
a lot of people nowadays are vagabonds in spirit if not in reality
they own nothing, have no heritage, no community, and so have very little care for their enviroment. why bother looking after the shithole if you're going to leave at the soonest opportunity

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i know it was one of you

peng is this fruit and nut cadbury egg nanberg got me

>>220520341
he's not white

claude only 18 quid a month
its worth it really, for someone to talk to x

>>220520341
brown status?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOaK6i9Sn_A
x

mega virgy melty

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Nobody who is in happy relationship comes here to complain about women. You are an incel, simple as.

Love women me

>>220520354
say this a lot

>t. gorm-haver

>>220520370
/brit/ is free x

Engaging in traditional white european misogyny
>tfw no gf

>>220520221
Of course, those are definitely central european probably Polish big tits.

>>220520375
>unironically listening to AI slop

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>>220520337
the goyim have lost their minds

>>220520337
she's obviously reading a supa and has no clue what she's saying

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>>220520341
forgot pic

>>220520115
they don't care. evidence is irrelevant. they need to feel special. look on facebook and they're denying everything about artemis.

>>220520372
patty grip rip my knob smoove off

interesting to note that most uses of "gormless" by non british flags were in /brit/

>>220520221
Wasn't aware that Kat Dennings had ever claimed she was "native to the Middle-East".

>>220520337
why can't this retard speak english

>>220520424
>>220520354
What point are you trying to make here?

ate TWO tins of beans this weekend

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rorke watching black american girls react to peter kay

>simpcels finding out people are embarrassed by their whiteknighting
lol deary me

>>220520436
She told me that last night yeah

>>220520446
big news coming soon you gormless freak

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practising getting their bums out

>>220520447
dangerous, reckless, silly behaviour

imagine being an only child lmao fucking weirdo loner kid

need some light breezy white linen shirts brought in asap. shame about my toothpick arms

feeling deprived of gorm

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>>220520384

>>220520257
Zoomers have no idea what this is

Sir Feelings Hurter

>>220520451
If I were black I’d start one of these and react to niche British sitcoms all day
>rodney, you plonker!
>ooooooh shhhhiiiiittttt daamnnnn soonnnn

>>220520462
bedroom is currently filling up with noxious gas

>>220520471
i've got two brothers but they're both normal and i'm a freak so

>>220520251
4chan is for millennials. there is no supply of new posters that's why most boards are dying.

>>220520458
Okay

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scream

>>220520485
Sir Male Feminist

>>220520384
always funny to watch virgins reveal themselves by pretending only virgins complain about women

just ate some gorm

>i hate women
>i think women are ugly
>i hate spending time around women
>women are stupid
>women have no personality
>women suck and do everything wrong
>vaginas are ugly
>men are superior and are strong and handsome and interesting and so much better than all women
>BUT I'M DEFINITELY STRAIGHT BRO, DEFINITELY NOT GAY, HOW COULD YOU EVER CLAIM THAT I'M GAY?

This is how "incels" unironically act in 2026.

>>220520506
chunterign

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25 quid for that?

Hezbollah has attacked one of your warships

>>220520527
be quiet you boring bastard

>>220520481
Women don't really like that, I learned that in high school, they want to have your own opinion even if they don't agree with it.

i know it's boring and smelly over ther but it's time for you to fuck off back to /britfeel/

thank god easter's done

uh oh simpcel melty

i despise women

why don't the women haters just go to /r9k/? you know there's a /brit/ thread there where you can whine with the other incels

>>220520537
probably have to pay extra if you want it unwashed

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These days you get arrested and thrown in jail if you say you're English, don't you?

grrr I hate women and I love curry !!

/brit/ is quite literally a shaggers general. if you are a virgin or an incel you dont belong here

>>220520579
they'll get less attention there

Love England simple as xx

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>>220520407
can hear this post

>>220520409
she spoke nothing but the truth, the favour of God will blessed her numbers

>>220520438
she's japanese

>>220520588
>Brownload
brown loads on the mind eh

spaki melty

garlic shed

is /britfeel/ on /pol/?

>>220520547
Simpcels still don't get this though, they continue to agree with everything a woman says/does and defend them on the internet even when there are no women around in the hope that they will eventually get a crumb of pussy lol kwab

He is risen

>>220520322
Head like a fucking… erm…

>>220520527
woman hands

Reminder that you have to be emotionally attracted to women, not just physically attracted, in order to be heterosexual.

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Any ‘Emma Watson’s poo’ man in?

>>220520629
euthanise the homeless

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Would you go to the Metal Jesus Party Weekend?

rorke supping a guinness and singing 'the man from the daily mail' on paddy's day before calling anyone who isn't english a piece of filth

>>220520675
grow up

I am Jewish

Why don't simpcels just go to Reddit or Twitch with their own kind? You can't donate to your e-girlfriend here

>>220520686
genuinely the sort of thing a bug man would write

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>>220520671

>>220520673
I am the toilet in Emma Watson's house. The luckiest piece of porcelain in the world.

>>220520699
Based Sephardi bro

>>220520636
Yeah, tried that, did get pussy but no respect, not a good feeling. It's a sing of high agreeableness which is a more female trait.

>>220520588
>Brownload
in your pozhole leftypol cuck hahaha

>>220520684
If I knew him and he was a decent guy then yeah, why not

Reckon I might become one of those mongs that's way too serious about their career cause I've got nothing else going on and I'm an incel.

>>220520628
its on r9k dont go there pls stay here

>>220520707
touch a nerve did it, seamus o'flaherty (bnp voter since 2006)

>>220520735
ktim
I'd literally have nothing if i lost my job

>>220520684
So do they not listen to Slayer? Would bang those broads though.

just woke up

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It's time for some music, chaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doh9ynStTlA

>>220520780
yeah i knew the anti-irish diaspora poster was a wog

>>220520764
Visited the board one time and the threads were weird.

>>220520735
get the linkedin profile created
get the cv credentials inflated
get the grind started

sick of all the muck that gets posted here
if i had someone to talk to i wouldnt come here
im sick of this bastard place

>>220520821
willy tingled

>>220520817
lmao you've been done mate
england forever!

>>220520584
This is literally the line at which lefties will concede that censorship and anti-englishness has gone too far

>>220520808
love the tubularity of the hat!

>>220520821
love the tubularity of those legs!

>>220520848
grow uo young man

I met Metal Jesus at the Portland Retro Gaming Expo in 2014. He was particularly nice or friendly.

>>220520735
thinking the same but then retire really early. frontload all the shit and then start living

>>220520846
didn't he play for west germany at italia 90

social life died completely by 2019

>>220520821
corrrrrrrrrr momo

make south africa white again

Getting those existential feelings of dying and non existence again lads :(
I don't want to die :(

>>220520860
Oh metal Jesus is a guy...the wife has big tits, based.

on a ragga tip

>>220520735
it's what you spend most of your time on, may as well take it somewhat seriously
some people get a kick out of doing as little as possible, me i just want to be good at what i do. 10 years from now i want to be an expert. to help others starting out as well as for my own benefit

>>220520584
95% of taxi drivers in london are brown but somehow he's always in a taxi with a white driver who happens to be racist and dumb

>>220520899
>me i just want to be good at what i do. 10 years from now i want to be an expert. to help others starting out as well as for my own benefit
nerd

>>220520537
Looks like those huw edwards pics

>>220520894
How is that relevant to the trial, your honour?

>>220520907
Like watching the cabbies eat Korean food on the Youtube me. Good lads.

>>220520919
better way to live innit

>>220520884
But you had no pain, sadness or anxiety before you were born
The void is surprisingly comfy

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This woman, LexGoEveryday, does basically no sexual content whatsoever. This YouTube video has an amazing outfit though (pic related) that shows off her perfect tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJWqKdvERGU

I need an Amerimilf gf

>>220520907
I think he did that bit about 10 years ago and I doubt London's cabbies were 95% non-white at that time

>>220520963
just floating around like at the end of 2001

>>220520963
BUT NOW THAT IVE EXPERIENCED LIFE I DONT WANT IT TO END

right cant stop farting its getting serious now the room absolutely stinks

sick and tired of these fit birds ringing me all the time LEAVE ME ALONE

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rorke's drip

>>220521013
dogberg crop-dusted me yesterday and I've still not forgiven the cunt

>>220520995
ok but do you believe his standup bits about his encounters with conservatives? he's always conveniently talking to a retarded person when a conversation involves immigration and the other person doesn't support it

>>220521013
don't open any doors or windows i'm on my way

tucking my bum cheeks into my arse hole

How grim is Reading

anyone else like to curl up into a ball in bed and throw the duvet over themselves so it's just you and the dark?

>>220521051
why do you ask

>>220521051
love reading me don't give into brainrot short form media

>>220521043
how'd they fit it there then

>>220521051
only ever go there on my way to london
it's the equivalent of the midwest

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>>220519481

soulseek niggas be like "plz dont download my stolen music without uploading ur own stolen music :((((" fuck off

>>220521082
don't have this problem on spotify

>>220521082
fed

yo

>>220520930
*does a little ethnic dance*

>>220521082
lel, it do be like that, I do share folders though, it's the right thing to do.

But I hate when people lock their tracks.

and the new?

Saving a cracker of a post for the new

new

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>>220521168

NEW

>>220521178
>>220521178
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>>220521033
I'm sure I've seen at least once where, during a joke, he admits that he made up the characters for the purpose of the joke.