scran edition
I can't take my eyes off you
>>220836850Oh man that looks so fuggin good right now
gayest thing you've ever done?
uh oh
>>220836902watching wrestlemania right now
>>220836902Dildo'd me arse
>>220836907is this real
mouldie meltie
>>220836902let a gay bloke suck me off at a party
sup scobie
>>220836944scream to the extreme
>>220836902rubbed my ringpiece while wanking hahaha
>>220836958>>220836978Extreme mental illness.
>>220836902I was going to say licking the top of my d hole area at 15, but i forgot about eating a guys ass once.
>>220836902rub my cock on a mans arseor actually let another man rub his cock on mine, he didn't penetrate
ringpiece is a funny word
>>220836902forgot, sucking my own cock when i was flexible enough to do thator wanking to gay porn, whatever is gayer
>>220836978bizarre
>>220836984i was bored and shared my real life experience
>>220836995>>220836907Heatherspastic melty.
wee junglezester
>>220836997Sounds like an oldtime name for a telephone>hey hon, get the ringpiece will ya?
rorke's dinner
>>220837033Corr get it in. Got pints to guzzle
Can't wait to wake up tomorrow and do nothing
>>220837085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjVVqpZw-wg
Americans be like "fish and fries" lmao
>>220837102LMAOOOOOOOOO dey really do
where's south yorkshire
>>220837102Brits be like "a chippy fishy willy wonka im a silly princess'
Americans be like "im fat and retarded" lmao
Rorke having the ramen at Spoons and thinking "it's like I'm really Japanese!"
Eat, or shag?
>>220836902I'm straight as in 99% of people I've found attractive are women but there was one guy I got drunk withwe didn't do anything sexual bu i rested my head on his shoulder and i swear I never felt more at peace
moving south yorkshire to southeast asia
>>220836902fucked a tranny
>>220837122Ktim but with the katsu curryIt’s not bad tbf
japanese chain pub called sticks
>>220837140Trans women are women.
>>220837132cute
This statement is false.
why is night /brit/ so bent?
abstaining from drug usage. Exercising regularly. Attending work. Now that's lush
>>220837171they come out at night like the cockroaches they are
>>220837154it was, we were in a room of people so it didn'nt go any further but I've often wondered
What's the gayest thing you've never done?
>>220836902me and my friend sucked each others willies when we were youngerI also once stuck a carrot up my bum whilst I wanked
>>220837226had a bloke fuck my arse until he came inside it
Blobby be like "I'm a nigger let me into Britain" lmao
um hi
>>220837240bit gay tbf
>>220837127Shag and eat her butthole iykwim
>>220837305it is gay, but ive never done it
>>220837317What if we dun it now? Right now. I pull your little sissy panties to the side and ease my hot burning cock inside.
>>220837127She's cute in a weird way. Doner looks peng.
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
living in permanent fear that people are going to somehow dox me and ruin my life despite the fact that i have barely any online presence and have done nothing to offend anyone
was that too much
>>220837353I regularly have nightmares where I'm on /brit/ and someone just doxxes my entire life in a series of posts. Full name, face, address, all social media accounts, etc. These are the most terrifying dreams I've ever had in my life. If it ever happened to me in reality, I'd unironically kill myself instantly.
>>220837370same I have doxxing dreams too and they're horribledon't know why I'm like this really
Why Did Black People Stop Writing Like This
>>220837398Because Everyone Pointed Out How Retarded And Ghetto It Makes You Look
OPEN THE FUCKING DOORRRRRR
right well
What's up goyim
>>220837425she's going to be leaking cum for days
I will fucking end you
feeling funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCs-7HmA9Qk
>>220837468>sheMate...
>>220837501waow...
it bed time
>>220837521
>>220837127dont want garlic sauce up my pisshole... so i'll have to go with... EAT IT!!
spaffed out me knobert then
>>220837425Are those lads wrestling together?
>>220837127too much salad on that for my liking
>>220837563think he had an itchy bum so his mate is scratching it for him
>>220837581What a kind lad. Do you have an itchy bum by any chance?
>>220837596I did earlier but it's away now
watching family guy
wake up bro it's 2008
girls with braces
>>220837630too old
>>220837555corr let's have a taste x
>>220837534stupid sexy sleepy martian
Can't even get a gay lad's hole. What's the point really.
any gay gooners in
Gonna check out some of that gay porn before bedWill let you know
bit fucking GAY in here isn't it!!
Smoking on that good hash. Forgot how nice it tastes compared to green
They should build a tower that's the tallest building in the world but it's actually a building and not one with a meme spire like the dubai one fuck that one
well, rorke?
I've recently seen girl poo irl and was like "Eww, that's actual shit" and have decided to pivot my attention towards farts instead. Pretty young brunette at work doesn't flush the unisex toilet.
>>220837763what's your IQ?
poo, tbqh
>>220837783Much higher than yours.
>>220837752It's 2
>>220837763cant wrap my head around people that dont flush
>>220837793defensive low IQ response
its been up for 41 minutes now
>>220837818It was a defensive response because I was anticipating an insult. From the looks of it, I wasn't wrong.
east africans are weird they're like black people +
I'd sniff her grundle.
Mental how the thread has become better and faster again during the day now that the really dogshit posters have slowed down
>>220837630Big fan
>>220837846like you look at them once and you're like oh yeah that's a black person but then you look again and you're like wait that's not a normal black person
Lana Del Ray seen with her husband buying a PS5, but I can't help but notice that...you know?
I'll never have sex Crazy
>>220837880obviously not the braces he meant
>>220837888well that's not true is it
>wank to college gymnastics, featuring college age women>suddenly start seeing little girl gymnastics video in my facebook reelsI don't want that and I never wanted that. Fuck off!
>>220837887
>>220837904It is true
there are 135 million ethiopiansjust way too many
hello hello hello hi everyone
>>220837972*bums you*
>>220837999ummers
>>220837972hi there, you seem to have a fella bumming you at the moment
We should nuke the moon for a laugh
11 minutes without a postits ogre
>>220838104>>220838105Then two come along at the same time Typical
>>220838105sorry I was watching doja cat stream overwatch x
doing a bradley walsh rape roar scream at 20 past 4 in the morning
>>220838108haha
why do we make make gay noises when we stretch
>>220838120would scran her bum
slightly cringe when you see mixed race people who were raised by their white parent acting black
>>220838145Our body's supposed to be gay probably
Ishowspeed is the übermensch
>>220838180this but unironically
Apparently you guys might run out of jet fuel. Not us though, not going to affect me at all. Don't plan on going to Europe any time soon and take little flights places. Definitely not in one week that's for sure.
>>220838192I wasn't being ironic thoughbeit
i wonder when they invented deepthroating
>>220838145love doing high pitched exaggerated moans when I stretch
>>220838180schwatzmensch
>>220838214You guys might have invented that. Could see that
>homer bimpson
>>220838145>>220838223i make exaggerated dad growls when i get up and it makes mumberg laugh
>>220838243roar scream howl shriek scream
just imagined myself having sex and cringed
hanging gay poo porn from the ceiling and screaming
>>220838279stop making posts like this lad, ironic or noit just entrenches you further in this mentalityx
>>220838288x
Need to huff her pooey parps, her fecal farts.
prime minister salary is £150,000
drinking water
Darth Jar Jar - Star Wars Theory
>>220838311nigga name shagne
>>220836850that is good scran to be fair
mouth closed. ears open. ready to learn.
why are there niggas donating to doja cat on twitchexplain that to me
i went to the party and spent some time with my cousin but got a panic attack and went home then i went back and didnt talk to her anymore
>>220838386Ever shag her up the arse?
>>220838384So their little tts message is read out
>>220838386she also said>damn you are a ugly blokethe moment i told her bye
>>220838386at least you did itnow you can learn from that experience
did the captcha stop working for anyone else
need need need an american gf
>>220838418Evil whore
skyping american gf soon any memes to share?
>>220838485
mad how weird redditors are
>>220838500>>220838536sc
might put my penis in a hydraulic press
I want a women to love me and find me attractive but I wouldnt have sex with her
>>220838500
woke up
Let's see what's been captured on the up-kilt camera. Ahh, this lass needs a bit of groundskeeping. AHHH THAT'S WILLIE!
>>220838588>grandfather clock
>>220838585why not
>>220838599this guy's >>220838485 american gf joinered the server
>>220838619Just don't
might masturbate after this big big L i took
>>220838623that's ok x
>>220838630What's the L?
>>220838641this >>220838386 >>220838418
right, stop all these odd posts now please
scream
any decent food of brit origin? gonna cook something for mama apparently shes bored of thai food
>>220838680
>>220838650You'll be alright. Get some push ups down you, don't let her suck T from you. That's what they're doing. Stealing T to photosynthesize estrogen.
>>220838680we've got good dessertsmaybe try something like that
what is the point of belarus
>>220838746borderline 'france is le bad' tier humour here
when did /int/ become an extension of twitter and reddit
>>220838760it's not humour dickhead it's a question
>>220838732sticky toffee pudding is the british tiramisuand to make it extra fancy, cover your mum's sticky date with a load of thick cream
>>220838694tomorrow is upper body day so i'll try to break my push ups PR to cope
>>220838772grow up
it's almost may :/
>>220838804be quietsilly boy
2010 was just yesterday wtf
>>220838807yeah got to get started on my seedlings
>>220838834remember vuvuzelas
>>220838120wth haha
well and truly lost the plot I have
>>220838876me when reading page 1 of finnegans wake
>>220838874might send her a cheeky friend request
holding the cats paw
the longer I stay up the less socially weird I feel
incredible things happening in america
>>220838940>americans needs a license to walk
having cold visions
doing a fucking poo
showertoil looms
i'm the most sufferingest person to ever live
just realised that baldwin is the opposite of hairloss
>>220839030i'm a cat
>>220839042it's the opposite, but also kind of the same lol
>>220839051hi kitty
how do i achieve weight loss when oil is so lovely?
>>220839072eat less of it x
>>220838120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLiGA_wrNp0sex
why is it COLD
Fattypol necking a bottle of Extra Virgin while weeping
Got the Blink-182, Avril Lavigne, Bowling for Soup, Paramore, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Good Charlotte and Sum 41 on
>>220839096very lewd song
>>220839145ktimming
elliot rodgerfreaky ass nigga
*does a cute little nyan*
>>220839177omgdo it again
Had a 9 hour sleep last night lads, corrrrFeel like I could run a marathon tbqh
What's that fucking cat want
Be careful around Emma Watson, she's a stink bomb ready to go off. Your nosehairs will be singed off if you aren't careful.
bill clinton dead
had one beer before sleep and it arsed my sleep up ffs
>>220839197Five and a half for me
i'm never going to use social media again from this point on
>>220839305what about 4chan
petathe horse is here
>>220839311not social media it's an image board x
>>220839324good banter for the 1700s
>>220839324animal cruelty isn't funny
>>220839335the name is funny
>>220839365it's hurts his dignity
easy as piss
>>220839406Only humans experience an animals dignity, he had no idea his name was funny.
>>220839406it was a fucking horse
not on what we did to ireland really
>>220839417guess you can just disrespect babies too huhnonce
black jew called me 'the goydem'
incels are the chinkies of the world
>>220839413nigga said vibex
niccy pouch up me arse
how is fortnite still a thing
dont know what to do todaythink ill go for a run then get drunk
they've added my willy to the inflation index and now we're in economic crisis
Hitler's birthday tomorrow ladsHow will you celebrate the birthday of the Great One?
>>220839520aye looked at the numbers and thanks to you shrinkflation is now at an all time high
>>220839553goosestepping round the incel flat. downstairs neighberbergs seething
Our task is not to fight an external enemy but to cure our own illnesses and weaknesses. It is, for the present, not to overthrow the government but to provide a new and sound set of values, a new world view, for the White race. It is to bring about a new sense of racial consciousness among our people and to convince them that our race must survive and must carry out its mission of breeding a new and better race, of breeding a higher mankind, and thus carrying us a step further along the path to Godhood.
>>220839560done me
wanktoil looms
>>220839553hitlerian wank to ebony bbws
catberge
>>220839553I celebrate it 365 already.
mission vao stuck in a cock pit
wish i were jewish so i could live in this kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys92ZM7im5s
All my niggas heil hitler
>>220839685wherefore art thou gay
>>220839635Nice whiskers
Morning you cunts. When did timestamps break on this board?
Favourite gun, lads?
>>220839830Navy Luger for me
>>220839830mp5k it's so cute uwu
>>220839830got to be the luger p08it’s either that or the aug
>>220839830Gun brewery, big fan of their extra pale
>>220839830Had a bad week and found myself reaching for the bottle as a way to relax (don't worry not a habit) - found it very difficult going from high stress meetings all day and then straight into the demands of being an active parent.
>high stress meetings you what
>>220839830spas 12
do British prozzers even exist or is it all just forrin birds
>bow to your new queen rorke
>>220839945Usually foreign unless you know the right Paki fried chicken shop, up 2 flights, say salam alaikum, door opens and it's a room full of English girls waiting inside.
so did you guys ever see emma watson on the street or anything
>when that first nicotene pouch hitseyes wobbling, heart rate elevating, sweating lightlycorr
>>220839945woke got them all
>>220840017first one of the day hits different used to feel like my heart might explode for the first 30 seconds or so
the sausages you ask? Yeah they're on
>>220840017I bought a tub of insanely strong ones from one of them vape shops once and they were fucking gnarly. Not enjoyable mind you. Was like smoking a pack of fags at once
slow cooker chilli update all this cost like 15 quid that’s tea sorted tor the next 2 weeks and no cooking for me it lush
>>220840094do you not get bored of eating the same thing over and over
>>220840065thats not kosher!
>>220840094looks like whats just come out of me bum
>>220840104can have chilli with lots of different things
>>220840094Hm yum that. Bet it'd be good with white rice and scallions over top
Ooooohhh uhhhh hungover and also legs are aching from runtoil on Friday. Fack not having a nice time. Painkillers and sausages I reckon
hello you absolute legends
open the fucking strait
>>220840172morning lad
Morning ladies
>>220840104freezing it is an option
>>220840172Welcome in bong
>>220837112here
Cup of tea
hes caught a mouseberg x
>>220836907dont miss out on the IPO :)
Morning wank?
>>220840295
>>220839931Loved that lil nigga on MW2
