You see pic related iycWwyd?
https://youtu.be/tArMf8DmMBY?si=RN_BqlfAS08mXSs4
>>220890138people online have said that I should play dead and hope it will leave me
>>220890159Bears eat dead meat tho, they actually even prefer it, they consider it le délicatesse even
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>>220890138Pour some salt and pepper and BBQ sauce on myself and play dead. Bears REALLY hate human spices and we are infact allergic to them. Also you should really avoid running as it just makes the bears more angry.
try to rub one out real quick before I get mauled to death
>>220890391yeah, why not, yolo
>>220890138Offer the bear some donkey meat or something, invite it to a nice asado
>>220890138Cute! I will try to hug and pet it
>>220890138Feed him shawarma.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2Lc6AW8RcGw
>>220890138I will hop on and ride to battle
>>220890138was gonna make a soiface joke, but the pic reminded me of that story about a guy who survived a bear attack by pushing his own arm down the bear's throat so deep it actually choked, not sure if it was ever proven to be a true story or a rumor but in desperate circumstances it's probably your best bet
>>220890138I'd think it was a big dog.
>>220890138Take a picture of him
>>220891459Honestly dk why it flips on 4chan, this is what it looks like on my phone
>>220891479that's a skinwalker bruv
>>220890138stand up and shout back, bears are big pussies and any hint of resistance will scare them off. in most cases....
>>220890138nothing becuse im a woman so im safe
>>2208914794chan is old as mammoth shit, no modernisations. Nowadays many cameras on the phone just take picture as it is and "rotate" it only in metadata. So 4chan needs to read metadata for flip and turn the image to the right angle. But this thing hasn't been updated for centuries.
>>220891716thot status: patrolled
>>220890138Choose the bear
>>220890138I see him often in my country
>>220891747What happens is that 4chan strips all exif metadata from jpegs on upload (to protect newfags from self-doxing presumably). This also removes the orientation metadata. Would be pretty easy to configure their exif stripper to preserve the orientation flag but nooo...
