poleaboo edition
The feminisation of the modern man needs to be addressedHousemate of mine applies teeth whitening strips, exfoliates and won't leave the house without "applying an spf"This blokes a former green beret!
It's soon to be law that people born after 2008 will not be able to legally by tobacco productsThe legislation has passed
shut up
>>220894177Incredible how quickly legislation passes when it's about suppressing individual freedoms
Rorke pissed off that every woman's hobby is being an alcoholic and clubbing
sir angry starmer
>>220894177don't smoke, never smoked, never willpeople should be allowed to smoke if they want, no one can argue they aren't aware of the risks
bit weird thishttps://x.com/search?q=%22EVERY%20MOTNH%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
>>220894208backshots no questions asked
Quite the multifaceted individual your "housemate" eh
>>220894137Is this nonce still alive? Last I remember was him getting fired from maccies or an amusement park in 2014. Shout out to shiplad
>>220894233Just botsEven 4chan has bots making thread undeniably
>>220894247usually over on /britfeel/ posting pictures of his troonchebs
might stop having meal deals they're a bit grim
>>220894244mad how bored some people are. just get a hobby nigga
how the fuck are mp games like overwatch and tf2 still a thing
>>220894262first time i've seen them taking over the what's happening box thoughbeit
Reckon I scuffed the teams interview. Utterly fucking done with it. Going to ring PIP line today and see if they've lost my fucking application. Also gonna book a psych appointment and try and get diagnosed with autism, ADHD, anything else I can add. Fuck else am I supposed to do.
mental how no one here believes that i have a black female flatmate
>>220894244A whole THREE times
Wouldn't catch me living with a black person, and that's on Jah
>>220894279TF2 is fun and has so much community made content that it has big longevity. I have no idea how people are still playing Overwatch though, that game literally peaked in Beta and it's unplayable garbage now. That Rivals thing that everyone is on now also just seems shitty to me. And fuck Deadlock, fuck MOBA trash.
>>220894289lol you've been done mate, just take the L
>>220894285as an adult an autism diagnosis is more likely to do you harm than good
>>220894270Fucking grim. The troonification of the terminally online continues.
>>220894279turns out people like them
>>220894233the old trick of adding some text to change the hash
>>220894285Please wait till I move out of this country. Sick of paying taxes for the benefit of layabouts.
>>220894137
>>220894326Used to laugh my arse off at this
>>220894309he's been a troon since like 2017took the name of the girl he sexually assaulted in uni
>>220894272It's a funny gimmick thoughbeit
>>220894337why did you stop
>>220894337its still funny now its never going to not be funny
I spend like 12 hours a day or more in bed these days I'm completely fucking broken
>>220894339Wow there's just layers to this. Very Lynchian
>>220894345sir woke bastard starmer banned laughing
>>220894345i was holding a fart to bother my friends next to this girl but i accidentally pooered myself
>>220894137the video being mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0kk3nHCSUk&t=166sHOWLING imagining that
>>220894308Why?>>220894324You will pay for my PIP so that I can continue upgrading my PC.
>>220894326
sir laugh stopper
>>220894345His arse finally fell off. Now he's cashing in those disability checks.
>>220894344whats funny about it?
>>220894305>and it's unplayable garbage nowhow so
any alkies in?tried to quit a couple of times but i start getting DTs and it's too much to handle, plus i remember what being sober was like and it was shit so i don't particularly want to go back to it
haven't thought about the toilfu at all but a brief 5 minute conversation where she laughed at something I said has rekindled the fantasies of us marrying, having children and spending our lives with each other
>>220894376Concept of a bricklayer actually being a zesty mfer
>>220894345Hadn't seen it for a whilecan't really laugh at it if you don't see it
>>220894368>You will pay for my PIP so that I can continue upgrading my PC.At least play something decent when you use my pennies
got gynoneed to make a change before i become a sexy lady
>>220894402giz a squeeze
you're all boring
do you reckon the locals had a special name for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMv0oF_yUiQ Today's tunage
One of my favourite gimmicks is posting a gimmick a few times then pretending to "expose" the poster even though it's really me
absolutely despise my new TV, it's got all this "smart" bullshit that i can't make hide nor hair of, thinks it has the right to turn my xbox on and off at will, and has some kind of satanic AI integration that no one asked for to bootjust sick of it
>>220894422sorry mate
>>220894424He once said he wore a pink top and bottoms and to go jogging around his neighbourhood and everyone laughed at him So maybe not a name but they definitely knew he was a weirdo
>>220894382Too many heros, no finetuned balancing. To many shields and stuns and health boosts making every firefight a clusterfuck where you are more likely to get fucked even if you are playing well. Too many sweats, too many retards, bad skills based matchmaking.I dunno, it's just a clusterfuck like I say. When there were like 12 heroes and it was about picking and utilising good counters, that was actually fun. It's like going from rock paper scissors to rock paper scissors can opener spoon tshirt penis.
>>220894422
come wash my balls
hi
>>220894397In all honestly I'll probably just use it to visit a scat dominatrix somewhat regularly.
this whole fucken world's rigged. everything. all of it. also iran's right.
>>220894452too many retards ill concede but more heroes and less counter based gameplay is good to me
>>220894472didn't know we had those in the UK
wanking my bollocks
Went travelling abroad to stop being racist. Came back even more racist but now I'm good at ethnoguesser.
>>220894368>whyidk I'm just making shit up to justify my own lack of actioncan't really imagine what good it would do though, a disability pension just gives you an excuse to give up on life and be poor forever, and beyond that all they're gonna do is tell you to join some group for actual bonafide retards and downies and do a cooking class or something to socialisegetting a job and carrying on has got to be better than whatever shit a GP is gonna put you through
i drink a litre of vodka and 12 beers every day
>>220894509virginity still intact though
apparently this wasnt a good joke>>220893704
>>220894523racismlad/opioidlad?
>>220894527shagged your sister while she was in bali
it cold
>>220894542basedlad
the singular Australian gay porn/opioids/rape/racism/poo poster
>>220894560And he's called humbert
all landlords should be publicly humiliated and summarily executed with no due process with all their belongings going to the state
>>220894549better get yourself checked for the gonorrheoa I gave her
>>220894523yum
pooey gay porn raped opioid racism
>>220894558Did this guy ever release nudes?
>>220894430>>220894560>>220894574you cant fool me anymore
>>220894576All communists should be forced to get a job desu
>>220894576Alri Mao
Anyone else thinking of voting greens for a laugh? Got nothing to lose at this point. Curious to see how shit things get.
poo
starmer made it cool to smoke again
>>220894638Pisses me off to no end that cig packets are so grim now
>>220894636just can't do it. can't vote for a traditional party or reform but greens are always out campaigning here and it's hilariously typical groups of trannies, browns and dysgenic freaks. will probably be exercising my democratic right to abstain
Any other left wing ethnonationalist republican National Socialists in?
tommy vercetti
>>220894636my local councilberg is going to be a reform sweep because of the povvo towns
>>220894669may as well change them back now that they're banned for children really
who said a white boy like rorke couldn't be blessed wit that island rhythm?
nigga name is keir
by the end of this year I will be a double landlord
>>220894715yeah they really shouldpart of the experience is the pack being aesthetically pleasing
>>220894740>hold this cornwhat did he mean by this?
anyone else work with their siblings?
>>220894683Those are the only types greens attract desu.>>220894704Good lad
>>220894773the type of person that thinks the KKK is a relevant political force would provide more value as an organ donor
>>220894810Too stupid to understand what he meant
black people can't be racist it's just not possible
>>220894800>poorly edited pooing dogscr
>>220894800Pero caca
>>220894800Ai generated. No idea why though since there's plenty of green campaigners like this without the need for ai
honestly getting life in prison in America is shite and you're definitely never getting outlife in prison here and you're out on the prowl again within 15 years
>>220894843to be racist you gotta hold systemic power, which black people don't
rorke's spacebaris broken
>>220894523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZcFFKS-Qk
>Leave a few minutes late for my journey >That's okay, I was initially planning to get there 30 minutes early so I'll still->Almost no buses, presumably due to strikes>Delays on every tube line>Massive delays on mine line, but only in the direction I'm going>Traffic on the way to the station because the temporary traffic lights on the way take ~4 minutes to go from red to green>Best case scenario I get to the station 5 minutes before my train and have to run from one side to the other with luggage>New ticket is 40 quidLads, might be time to get a car
get the chinese-scandinavian toes sucked
>>220894968Do it sooner rather than later. Once greens get in it'll be the same situation but cars will be banned
>>220894968Yeah mad almost like there's a tube strike on and you should have planned better innit
rorkeberg making a shiv out of a toothbrush so he can bring it with him on the plane in case any jihadees decide to hijack it
there's also a mercy main strike so watch out for that
really in the mood for a 7/10 movie that's good enough for one watch but just not good enough for a rewatch
>>220894968honestly its more economical just to eat the extra 40 quid ticket once in a while instead of having to pay insurance, tax, monthly payments, petrol... right now is basically the worst time to get a car especially considering the oil stuff going on
>>220894830>>220894951Wiley's a nonce
flatberg is an absolute stateempty bottles of gin in the kitchenrubbish everywheresink full of dishesstuff for cross dress wanking just sitting out in the living roomgeneral aroma of bum and wank
>>220894999Didn't even know they're was one, to be fair. Visiting home from up north and it didn't come up when I was buying my tickets or planning my journey times on Google last night. Only found out this morning
>>220894968Its a fucking strike on the tube today you twat. Its only been on the news all fucking week.MONGOLOID.Alos what are you doing traveling at 1pm, jobless freak.
>>220895039>they'reThere*Also just found out my tube delays are a signal failure unrelated to the strike. Being extra unlucky today
Skrewdriver
>>220895060Simply haven't seen it, lad. I also have time off, maybe you should get a job that allows that
dangerous day to be a blood orange san pellegrino
>>220895080You live up north coming down south to see parents, aka donwardly moble numpty AT BESTNo car, sweating 40 quid, not seen the tube strikes for weeks in every paper. Your a fucking cretinous neet, you don't fool me.
i don't know why this seems funny
why do they always go on strike?
>>220895115Jesus ref call it! Rorke can't take any more!
Don't read the paper as it's all on the internet
used to read the metro on the way to school sometimes but that was ages ago
>>220895115It's nice up there, I think it'd mellow you out a bit. Haven't seen the strikes in any of my papers tbqhwy, perhaps what I read is too high brow for such concerns? Much to ponder.
Any destined to die a childless loser man in?
>>220895165Never heard the express described as "high brow"
>>220894247>Last I remember was him getting fired from maccies or an amusement park in 2014remember he blogged about how he liked working in the amusement park because he got to surreptitiously touch children
we used to get the sun in the sixth form common room and I'd have a quick look at page 3 every morning
>>220895128millenial mong humourwitty sarcastic remarks at every situation
bumbaclart
>>220895265cheeky queenie x
>>220894756thats why they made them look like that mate
>>220895128Take a national express bus like you usually would? Or the Stansted express which is unaffected
does pullout method work effectiveness of pullout methoidrisk percentage pull out method
>>220895348Don’t worry about it virgin
>>220895348no need to worry mate, men can't get pregnant
>>220895265yeah it's like seeing a reddit post, like he talks like a reddit post. probably says "this is the way" and "so that happened" irl too
Should HORSES be BANNED from UK roads??
>>220895329this is the way
>>220895389well, obviously not, nowhy would you even propose that? baffling
>>>/tv/219901418right which one of you was thisSTOP it RIGHT NOW
So, that happened.
horses mentioned
is there a foreigner out there who has such a good accent you wouldn’t be able to tell that English isn’t their first language? I don’t think they exist
did IIIIIIIIII do that...?
do you have to pay road tax to ride a horse
no one mentioned horses... get back in the cellar... out with you...
>>220894177best piece of legislation in a long timebased sunak
>>220895389horses are the only thing that should ever be allowed on the roads
>>2208954091. You don't need a license or training or insurance.2. Horses have no 'brakes' or 'steering' and do have their own minds.3. There is no age limit! Driving is MUCH safer. Even scooters require basic training, insurance, tax and an age limit.4.Most of the time there is a field there and a horse riding on the tarmac next to it. If you own a horse then as far as I am concerned one of the associated costs should be owning or having access to land for it to exercise. If you cannot afford the land, you cannot afford the upkeep of a horse. .
was wanking to trannies and accidentally clicked the gay category and didn't realise until i coomedso i wanked to gay pornbit it's not much different teebeeh
>>220895439yeah ive spoken to a norwegian bloke who had a perfect english accent. granted he looked extremely norwegian but the voice was perfect
>>220895483will wonders never cease
>>220894177baseddo booze next
just accidentally installed grindr and invited a bloke to bum me
>>220895348You're at risk of her wrapping her legs around you last minute and then busting the fattest nut ever when you can't escape in time. Knowing you can't get out and can't cum in someone makes it that much fatter, I don't know why
>>220895415it didn't, your mind is playing tricks again
>>220895483trannies is gay porn you fuckwit
>>220895504Unless you’ve got proof I can’t accept it I’m afraid
>>220894177i'm sure making something illegal will definitely discourage young people from doing it, as usual
>>220895504>ive spoken to a norwegian blokemade the larp too obvious. there's about 10,000 norwegians here. the chance of you speaking to one is tiny
>>220895439mostly the really rich ones who got sent here to go to school when they were growing up but that's kinda cheating
>>220895543bizarre reply
right well
JANNY!!!!!!! FUCKING UM???????????
>>220895439that dutch darts player
well dont see why it felt the need to post that
>>220895561what's bizarre is the things people will choose to lie about on here. what's the point?
spoiler that hog
>>220895567Yeah, Daddy is minecraft...
right well thats a big old flapping pair of tits on my screen isnt it
if I wanted to see a fat bloke I'd just look in the mirror
birdberg having a snooze
>egyptbot is back fucking grrrrrrrrreat this place wasnt bad enough
>>220895439Know a Dutch/Italian girl who speaks identically to Emma Watson I think she went to a British school in the Netherlands but still
any black british nigger man in?
>>220895585R1b flexar. I just caught google :O
>>220895601are you ok swedelad
>>220895587sent them all flying
>>220895613Long live King Charles III.
I wish there was a way to only apply filters to specific threads so I could filter all JFs in /brit/ only
>>220895609yh
Right. That's the ALDI work uniform washed and hung on the line outside. Next job is change my bedsheets and hoover my bedroom preferably without upsetting any of the catberges
Any unemployed lads here had to be referred to the Restart scheme by the job centre? Is this just some scam? I have my second meeting today an i can't be arsed
>>220895631im in your walls
Big fat milk truck has arrived
>>220895572MvG?>>220895598Doesn’t count then obviously
>>220895631feeling profoundly mentally well today are we chap?
just internally chortling about the thought of any of this being suitable for workimagine your boss walks past you typing poo willy arse falling down the stairs and just nods and walks on but then catches a glimpse of a nipple from that post and sacks you on the spot
oh, the egyptbot AND tilde are back at the same time? wow, bet we arent about to get tranny porn spammed too
The cool way.
>>220895633Why do I feel that the training they offer here is bollocks. Like I bet it does nothing to help improve your circumstances. Fucking training courses on eating well, what a joke
Just having a sit down before changing my bed sheets team
Achtung!
My name is Issac and I’m an arseoholic
>>220895683Need to keep you dossers occupied and off the drugs
>>220895673sup ghostie
Awesome.
Why is Bradley allowed to call him the dark destroyer
fist raping my arse under the churchill statue someone asks me why for ireland i say
>>220895730he calls paul the cinnaman because hes brown
>>220895732Friendship.
>>220895690You should have a sit down in a wood chipper you fucking annoying cunt
his folder's open
>>220895557does she have a cock
just breathed team
reckon this website and many more like it are populated mainly by bots now and the dead internet theory was right all along. i know theres a lot of mindbroken freaks in here but honestly what sort of human would post poo and rorke 25,000 times a year. its obviously a script, i reckon most people have grown out of terminally online posting and we're going back to normal
>perhaps could have done with a mite more cumin
>>220895747Touch sir????????!!!!!!
poo willy arse falling down the stairs
wish they never invented tomatoes cant bloody get away from it and it makes everything taste the same
>>220895767Yeah it’s over for the internet
>>220895775Oh Okay Cameraman. :(
>>220895767shitposting is like a stim for autists
poo and rorke x 25,000
rorke listening to Nightclubbing by Iggy Pop
>>220895794BOOM!
a lot of the posts you see and think that must be a bot are probably me. you see im very mentally ill you see and im also an alcoholic you see
>>220895806More like teach her daughters how to break jaws sucking massive willies
Mental how nuggardly is a word in the dicotinary
>>220895806this is very easy to do btw
>>220895806you've been warned rorkeychops
>>220895806I am Englishman. I am prince Fares the son of king Charles III.
>>220895805its your life at the end of the day, and you've wasted it spamming unfunny shite anonymously with no replies.
I can plank for 6 minutes now
>>220895828I am Egyptian.
>>220895837Ok, mate. See you later!
>>220895816potentially um
>>220895806Not one for respecting people by default x
oh it really is a bot isn't it
sir green party
>>220895806woman did a exercise routine for 1 month award
>>220895874yeahquite parasitic when you think about it
>>220895876You know me?
*the most noncey bad vibe crusty greasy overweight guy you know* Oi mate, vote reform
do fannies sweat?
>>220895902we're voting for restore now, keep up
>>220895874The Egyptbot posts in whichever thread is first in the catalogue, but since /brit/ is the most active, it's mostly stuck here :P
>>220895913What???
>>220895890just like me ha
WHOLE WORLD'S RIGGED!!!!!!!!!
Business idea:Stop motion porn
>>220895946yeh? called an image, mate
>>220895918I'm voting for Reform xx
>>220895956It would be put together into a video and would take 5x as long
>>220895946lego joi
>votes to get rid of immigrants>actually votes in zionists who only care about Israel
>>220895913on the outside, yes ofc
>>220895931https://i.postimg.cc/jdgF2DRv/20260421-145228.jpg
where would you get a large quanity of opiod pills in the UK?
>>220895958T. Muhammad
They should make toilet bowls red so skid marks arent as visible
>>220896005I can go too far...
Mental that people poo in public toilets, our public toilets don’t even have toilet seats, niggas really sitting on steel caked in shit and piss
>>220896005addictive and dangerous they are lad why would you want them
