Swansea is the most productive and beneficial city in British historyLondon is the most destructive and parasitic city in British historyedition
>>221070655not reading any of that
is the D notice in?
>>221070655based
#NewProfilePic
deleted exactly a minute after it was posted
3 pints is the magic amount of pints. I wish that level of drunkeness could be maintained for an entire evening. You're just a bit happier, a bit more careless, drunk enough to know what you're doing but sober enough to enjoy it. It's pretty much all downhill from there
>>221070698janny on the quickdraw
This is a heatherpaedo thread.
Just stole a Stella glass from the pub didn't ILittle rebel me
These are Anglos from Gacha Games
>Peanuts “Best food in the world” say scientistsWell i never
>>221070702after 3 - eat, drink water, get stableyou can then relive the magic a few hours later
>>221070747there's a big peanut psyop going on at the moment probably because there's a huge surplus of them
>>221070712wonder what causes his autistic, borderline psychotic obsession with this sort of shite
>>221070747prefer a nicely salted cashew
>>221070747If you want to gain weight eat a bowl of porridge oats with milk and a spoonful of peanut butter mixed into it, once a day, every day, on top of whatever your current diet looks like.You'll be surprised how quickly you can fatten yourself up with this method. Never in my life have I gotten fatter, quicker, than when doing this.
>>221070762Big Peanutberg got us by the balls
>>221070801ok
>>221070801Ok
>>221070712>>221070782I've never once posted about Heather so I am not Heathermong. I don't know why you can't comprehend this basic fact. Are you actually retarded?
>>221070801holy fucking performative child
I don't like being given the high hat
propah british telly
>>221070845*surreptisiouly googles jack thorne*
might start a youtube channel where I go camping and tell my viewers im homeless(but im not actually homeless)
>>221070838you'd hate playing the drum then
>>221070845British entertainment is so degenerate and subversive it's hilarious.
might start a twitch channel where I stream myself begging on the roundabouts pretending I'm homeless (superchats AND donations from cars, will be raking it in)
you may not have noticed, but your brain did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOz2TSbmmhw
>>221070655Sir Copper Plater
playing Hades II and drinking Fanta Zero lads
>>221070923how you getting on in your runs lad
>>221070923I'm playing Overlord and drinking iced tea
monzo have deemed me 'unfit' for their credit card schemedamn them! damn them all to hell!
>>221070923Fanta Zero friends
>>221070923YIPPEEEEEEE!!
>>221070877Don't tell me what to do Jimmy
>>221070944get on the Amex
>>221070747Can’t find anything about this
>>221070868so this is leftypol
>>221070966big almond doesn't want you to know
henlo :)
>>221070939Prometheus is kicking my arse
>>221070923any good? Thought the first game was decent fun
the best sounding 6cyl engine of all time is the rb26 and it's not even up for debate
to be fair if she'd named the kid Tarquin Oliver Nimrod he would have been absolutely terrorised
>>221071033it's excellent and better than the first game overall
>>221071041I disagree
>>221071072Lock this racist up!
Liverpool is our equivalent to Osaka, Japan
>>221071072racist cunt
>>221071051French.
>>221071072just heard leftypol performatively slam his bedroom door
>>221071072how else can I offend you today :)
I am French.
>>221071072straight even. wow.
>>221071006That’s not youYou’re a fat unemployed british man posting on an anime websiteYou’re not a cute little seal greeting us
>>221071089I'm Welsh-English-Italian
>>221071072concerning
What's the order, sir?
>>221071103sorry about that
>>221071032At the start ignore him until the eagle goes away, need to avoid all eagle hits. Biggest tip I can give you for him is that one the move he does that leaves a huge path of flames through the arena is when you know he's about to do that, try to stand near him on the edge of the arena. That way the attack only blocks off a small portion of the arena, off to the side. If you let him do it right down the diameter of the arena you end up having a smaller area to work in until the flames go away. Also the roundhouse kick he does that shoots fast flames is a pain in the arse, always be on the lookout for that. Most of his other stuff you can easily tread water but that one pops off extremely quickly and will fuck you.
>>221071109Protect the castle.
>>221071135thank you
>>221071108:(
>>221070674don't like thisdownloaded a wallpaper pack and too many pictures were topless or naked women with catsdon't combine sexy with bergs it not right
>>221071127Show me your dark pussy ground looking smelly sweaty hairy and more.
a toast, to /brit/
you wonder what goes through the minds of people who post chatGPT output. Like they must seriously be sitting there thinking "woah everyone is going to read through this machine output I just prompted in response to some person's insane question and admire me"honestly bizarre behaviour. As soon as any normal person sees that formatting their attention is gone, zero prospect of reading any of that shite
*burps*
Spider man typed this shit.
>>221071051alright I'll probably try it out, cheers lad
it's just one non sequitur after non sequitur after non sequitur
pig sick of bleedin woke
>>221071198Natural cause of death.
Woke Built Britain
>>221071177
>>221071193Bruv, it's like they think slapping AI text on the internet makes 'em look well clever, but nah, it's just a mad cringe flex.
>>221071223hey ficcy xx
current fart status upgraded to A+ (trustworthy) bouncing back from a rocky start to the morning
Beers with Harry.
Spending another incel day in bed
rorke doing a thing
>>221071243thanks chatGPT
>>221071288leftypol doing a different thing
lot of bad stuff in the news about what happened at tracy island
Employed!
rorke still calls it teh interbuttz
I don't like how AI writes.At first it seems insightful but then you just see if for the schizophrenic babble that it is
keep getting mormon adverts
Roger that.
>>221071072
>>221071308called the world wide wogs nowadays
>>221071308I'm interbuttz!
>house market starts to crashyayyy>councils still outbid private buyers and starts mopping up properties to shove all the migrants in nooooo
>>221071303the only thing I know about tracy island is that it features in the lyrics of the arctic monkeys song "R U Mine?"
1000AD.
>>221071319it's a sign from joseph smith himself
>>221071326is there anything worse than a fat jewish wigger
>>221071346i really like that song
people always go on about how Branston beans are better than Heinz beans so I've purchased some branston beans and will try them now, for the first time, and report back
I bought 4hcan.
I am racist and sexist and homophobic.
>>221071367that's good
sucking an innocent smoothie
>>221071193It's Google not Chatgpt. Mongs like you always say chatgpt because it's the one you've heard about from other people. You don't know what you're talking about yet you don't shut up. You post nothing that anyone wants to see while crying about posting things you don't understand. There are worms with more curiosity than you
>>221071361the whole album is fantastic it's probably one of the best albums ever put out tbf that Alex Turner is a right knob but he makes good musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyO-Sveg6a8
>>221071388erm
>>221071372you have some soul-searching to do, m8
You reckon if I show this to the barbers they'll sort me out?
>>221071346bpd ex was obsessed with that song so never listened to it on purpose
>>221071396autism?
>>221071396holy meltie
With the system I want a French girlfriend. To hang out with. HOLY JESUS CHRIST. THEY KILLED JESUS.
Got a date tonight but might sack it off and smoke a zoot and watch Marley and Me
>>221071396gay nonce
>>221071396I feel seen
>>221071404fucking BITCH you showed her mate we're with you x
making my third wish getting rid of black people and the monkeys paw curls a finger
Love all the classic and ridiculously fit asshole fever whores in dirty outfits and makeup getting their tight arseholes absolutely plunged by frank major's enormous hungarian salami, very kino stuff, porn just isn't the same now
>>221071403do these niggas understand that no one is ever going to see them as a woman
I am a noble Frenchman.
best thing to invest £1m in right now given that buying up flats and renting them seems completely fucked now?
>>221071397this ones a snooooozefest
mid day /brit/ is scary
>>221071471gold
Save and archieve.
>>221071475picks up as it goes on
>>221071403Do they pass?
rip diogo jota
i never learned to ride a bike
the bwc squad on patrol
Mercy!
>>221071515um
>>221071455He had his fun x
>>221071507no it's weird she doesn't pass at all but she's still pretty anywaya PROPER zesty mandem
I have seen a star.
rorkebhenchod
>>221071509it's easylike riding a bike isn't it?
Goodbye.
seriously lads just google frank major penis and take a look at it, imagine having a weapon like that, fuckin ell
might learn hindi
>>221071515what about bbc squad
>>221071412why do mongs like you post this whenever someone wipes the floor with you. it's not like it saves face
Rip my king.
>>221071590no i don't think i will
dont really know how to keep abreast of cultural developments
Weakness is for weak people.
anyone dream about their teeth falling out?
>>221071403the kurdish freshie barbers would sort you out with a new stretched arsehole
Lads>Datetoil>Zoot and Marley and meWhich should I do tonight?!
>>221071606seethe on hp
>>221071629abreast mmm yummer
right well these branston beans taste identical to heinz beans it's all the same shite innit a bean's a bean
>>221071671very very true
>>221071388hot dog?
https://i.postimg.cc/65Kgcb7K/20260428-175103.jpgYou will let me leave? I want to leave.
https://x.com/shitposts_mp4/status/2048945407711961153
last meeting of the day got cancelledplaying video games might have a coffee and a wank
>>221071664lol
Reading the BBC article about Japanese airports using robots and some people REALLY want to be manual labour peasants fucking hell
who owns half of atlanta?
>>221071695With what?
SGILFS about
>>221071698how awful for them
>>221071698I am Egyptian.
>>221071598Blacking my arse
just an absolutely delectable fart, feel like I can walk in air now
>>221071723ever been to the pyramids?
why do all these jf's come here only to talk about things completely unrelated to british culture can someone pls explain that to me like wtf does a brazilian or belgian have to do with britain or british culture why do they think we care about their opinions it truly is baffling i am baffled
>>221071718Yeah?>>221071723Yeah? Think you're a robot actually
God is real.
Studying metaphysical Blairism
>>221071699jeezy own half of atlanta
>>221071698Ironically most comments on BBC articles are bots
>>221071736we welcome our international visitors
>>221071735No.
>>221071698>some people REALLY want to be manual labour peasantsktim, and you wouldn't get it. I don't even have to think at my job. Essentially I am the robot. Go in, smash it for a few hours, clock out, back home then chill out the rest of the day as a free man.I work 16 hours a week and consider myself spiritually superior to anyone who works full time.
>>221071671nah nah heinz has a weird flavour
>>221071671aldi bramwells don't taste all that different either
see u there x
>>221071738What's God's name?
>>221071763first straight answer this nigga has ever given
parcels collected and shoppingtoil complete
The JAV.Get it watched.
I am Greek
>>221071783I am good.
>>221071792nice one xx
Why I daresay it's time to look up random houses for purchase and get upset when the ideal one I could afford in 5 years is gone
>>221071698no, they want infinity bomalians in developed countries doing jobs robots should be doing
>>221071809sup cuckoldy
>>221071806you're learning!
>>221071805Nooooooooo!!!! rip spykot ;_;7
>>221071823weird
:'(. I just get English in my mind.
>>221071698beneficial but can't see it catching on when human labour is far cheaper
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/hublot/country/be/weird
>>221071829Checkmate. Nice, lads.
>>221071839dont cry mouldiehow you been cuh
sticky, london underground
>no quote replyrattled lmao. Lad's hands were shaking rage pasting that link.
It ain't much.
>>221071857>788 results found.screaming
watched too many food videos on youtube and now it's all stuff like "can i survive eating nothing but McDonalds for 8 hours????" yes, you can.
>>221071658someone obsessed with someone called heather clearly did a number on you and now you think everyone who does a number on you is that same personwhen was the last time there was even a post about "heather"? years ago?
Ok.
Alri
>>221071915why are you always spamming nonsense? fuck off
Seems like, street lights, glowing happen to beJust like moments, passing, in front of meSo I hopped in, the cab and I paid my fareSee I know my destination, but I'm just not there
>>221071916alri
liam? u gud?
today's unsolicited bizarre indian death video is a man on top of a train touching the live wires and getting fried
>>221071916British to Northern Irish DNA. Up to god!
>>221071916alri lad x
>>221071939he died doing what he loved
>>221071922I am just passing news.
>>221071922uBlockOrigin Settings cog > My Filters > Paste:4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-eg):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))Apply changes.
>>221071939think I've seen this one
dogberg just ate a fly in mid air
I am full Northern Irish.
>>221071967Why not just report them for spam? The best defence is a good offence
southern irish
>>221071916sup odie
>>221071072You can just tell he is going to be Nigel Farage 2.0
look at thishe posted one of his sponsors but forgot the image and deleted ithe actually does it all by handoh my days
Britain. All good.
>>221071982It's pointless, he's back wtihin 5 minutesthink he's a bit schizo like the belgian flag poster
nih’s name rupert LOL
>>221071916More of a reprehensible slug of a man myself
>>221072000Shut up you spamming cunt. A meaningless post nearly every single minute
I will jack off.
>>221071998i've said it before and i'll say it again. nun else he culd do x
back from dentist
>>221072024heatherpaedo's cock twitching
>>221072019Cool.
>>221071998s
>>221072024that is clearly for girls to do their make-up and tha
>>221071998>he actually does it all by handNot going to do it with his feet is he
>>221071998He probably thinks he's doing some clever psy op on white people on /brit/, by associating all these random everyday logos with his race fetish bullshitI've filtered him though so I never see his posts. I'm only reminded that he exists when I see posts like yours
imagine if the dentist was a fit you know what and instead of sticking her fingers in your mouth it was her cock
>>221071998yeah he's misposted before, deleted and reposted. it's quite sad actually he's obviously got some weird OCD to do this daily for 2 1/2 years not even taking christmas off
It's you.
>>221071982Report what? Posts that I don't see?
when can i eat after a filling im hungry now
wisdom tooth didnt grow on the left side of my upper row of teeth, so my face has naturally slid to the right over the years and even though i consciously align my mouth, the muscles/lip size/tooth alignment is off. dentists dont want to take it out though because less teeth = bad even though some people get all 4 of their wisdom teeth taken out. blogpost over
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1777389115797489.mp4
ice cream. pasta, soup
>>221072089dunno I ate about 4 hours after mine and cracked it but didn't go back not paying again
>>221072094i am netanyahu's top goy and this is my video
>>221072035hope they pulled all your teeth out
>>221072089soup
>>221072093So in short, you'll never be a woman.
just had soup
https://soundcloud.com/eljooker2000/4a-1?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharingOkay.
>>221072094need her
>>221072112they didnt :)
>>221072116well yes but i dont want to be, i just want to have a well aligned face
>>221072024The fact that the average normie knows what cucking is is a damning indictment of our culture
Aldi 'zza for tea tonight x
I suppose.
Putting a can of soup up my arse
Youve been done
me
Angles.
>>221072166best place to have it, really
>>221072166
>>221072053nah he’s just a fetishist that’s addicted to it now a grim life
why is rorke at soup
rpd tpp tk plc
>>221072178Band of brothers.
>>221072171not me as I have had sex. prolific rapist you see
>>221072171oop haha looks like kai_xbt accidentally dressed like Ayanokoji
how the FUCK am I supposed to get any work done when my retard ape brain knows there is infinity goon content on tiktok available at the touch of a button
>>221072171trvke
>>221072174leave finland alone you cretin
bitch say she hasidic so i rate her like a litmus test
>>221072094cute
>>221072171Don't care, not going through the humiliation ritual
>>221072202Time?
>>221072171ugly fat fuck
Rorke ordering a negroni drink because it has the word 'negro' in it. Leftypol ordering a negroni drink because he's gay
>>221072171The fact he thinks he’s ever been a 7/10 shows how deluded he is
Talk to you when I am 35?
>>221072171>paying for OnlyFansSlander, the rest is fair
>>221072171this guy used to annoy me when i had tiktok and then i forgot he existed when i deleted it and now you've reminded me and im annoyed again
>>221072245me ordering a negroni because it’s the most alcoholic thing on the menu
my new teeth await me in instanbul
True.
just got deja vu
Travelling to Constantinople to get my hair done anyone want owt
>>221072300Businessmen on it.
shall be quitting 4chan to focus full-time on tiktok. if im going to be a loser that spends all day consuming short-form content then i might as well take the lesser of the two evils
in the court of the burger king
>>221072322they got any facial hair?
>>221072312Heartattack.
>>221072331baffling that you think tiktok is less evil than here
>>221072322get us a nice pair of silicone orbs will you
>>221072331see you tomorrow mate
>>221072352everyone heres always ranting about who should genocide whom and other evil deranged nonsense
>>221072378>>221072378
>>221072331this will be you https://streamable.com/2m5tz3
>>221072352well theyre both full of garbage, but at least ill be clued into the normie zeitgeist over there
>>221072147Yh makes it embarrassing to have a cuckoldry fetish
https://i.postimg.cc/mgZVn0Nm/20260428-182818.jpg
