dr victoria bateman edish
Corr those hips
he WONT like this
>>221138107Sit on my face please babe
>>221138122did you get this off mumsnet or something
>>221138124well he can fucking suck my meaty hog because half of the adverts they show on this so called sfw board are actual pornography
I'LL be there, will YOU?
I will go and say Hi and get tye phone number and offer the stay in my apartment and then offer it for good. My lap top is here.
>>221138224This is good news
doing a b.o.p. (big ol' poo)
>>221138246Yeah.
Any lads here shagging escorts this bank holiday weekend?
>>221138252Yeah.
>>221138205Are those their drag names
>>221138269I might see another but I really shouldn't It's so expensive
Leftypol claiming the golders green stabbing was an MI6 false flag
>>221138205 the bout the world has been crying out for
Goodbye.
just learned about how in colonial india the british paid indians to bring them cobra heads, since they were a massive problem killing peopleinstead of killing them to solve the issue, indians bred the cobras to trade in for extra profit and made the problem worse long termcant make this shit up
>>221138279Gonna see the blonde again?
english boys were built for scottish men
>>221138307goodbye is too harsh, try an informal "see ya" for better results
>>221138328Thanks, mate.
Lauren from the office saying "Ciao Bella" to the office at large at the end of every fucking work day
>>221138314Nah, she moved to a motel that's further awayI want to see one with a larger bubble butt
>>221138374there's no character called "lauren" in the UK office mate
Been lidl, the chocolate cronut is peng
I love dogs but owning one would be too much work, can't be arsed with all that.
>>221138391wish more people thought that way.too many irresponsible owners these days.
>>221138391Get a greyhound, they sleep 18 hours a day and are lazy and quiet
>>221138374Tell her, not us. Stop being a coward
>>221138391Just get a smaller one or a cat
>>221138390>lidllmao you're poor
>>221138205This is British culture
Really is sickening how well you have to do in life just to live on your own. Fucking hate this paki-infested grey shithole
Gf told me she'd press the blue button and I pretty much told her she deserved to die.First day of May off to a good start lads.
>>221138313That's jugaad for you
>>221138432So is this
>>221138391get a bully xl, they're a gentle breed and don't require much training, my tyrone is such an angel xx
>>221138458ThisWas Danny Vs. Food`sWorstEvertakeaway !!
>>221138458What's the semicircular item?
poo culture
>>221138205no one who would go to something like this is able to read roman numerals who are they kidding with that
>>221138458Phwoar it lush and I mean lush
>>221138307If only
>>221138487deep fried pizza
Rorke yelling at Lauren to stop being cringe
>>221138495Boxing fans can read Roman numerals due to Rocky
>>221138442no point reading the text in these button images though it's all made up shite>pick a button blue or red [unread text]ok I pick blue>um no mate you can't don't you get it blue button is [words]I don't care mate I've made my choice and that's that
Going to the UK later this yearHow can I get myself involved with a Truss-tier milf? I would prefer it if she was rich and could pay for my NHS fees
BBL Drizzy
>>221138524Holy based
Australia has a reciprocal health care agreement with the UK so in most circumstances there won't be "NHS fees"As for tory milfs I'm not sure if there's a reciprocal agreement
Any Wotanic individuals in?
More Lokiesque myself*Gets my face nuzzled from behind by a horse*
>>221138613Grass. Touch it.
>>221138441depends where you live. ive stumbled about my whole life not putting much effort in and ended up with a house and a car and i pay the bills without issue with plenty left to spend on booze and takeawayscant imagine anyone growing up in the south can say the same. even worse in london where its like 500k for a one bed flat.
the world is yours
work phone ringing at 8:55? shan't be answering that
>>221138426I'm on 6 figures lmao
apparently the barrett was better than the intervention but i dont believe it
I'm ready for unconventional sex in Shropshire
runt toil really getting on my tits. they tell me where to go Friday morning, I'm there, they tell me I should be somewhere else.
Tory banker milfs in thigh highs...
>>221138747Can't you just leave your house and start running? I mean who's to stop you really
In my mind I cannot separate support of Palestine with support of terrorism ok
>>221138683gen X in London could do thismillenials in other places in the south could do this but not in London (right now they are still living in flats or selling out their futures to get mortgages in Romford)only gen Z are completely fucked to this degree
Norway is literally heaven on earth
Still don't understand the term 'false flag' desu. Like secret government agencies causing chaos in their own countries and acting against the people? Lmao as if
actually thatcher was based after all
>>221138781Out you toss Angloberg
>>221138823Yeah the CIA does that all the time
>>221138804I am borderline Gen Z but needed to be earning like 70-90k to save for a mortgage in the souf.The only way to get ahead is to live with parents rent free
>>221138825Wait for the Scousers to wake up and post this again at 3pm!
>>221138781Well 7th of October was indeed a terrorist attack. My sherlock Holmes like ability of deduction leads me to realise that only terrorists commit acts of terrorism. Hamas committed it. So yeah that 12 year old throwing that rock at that soldier is also a terrorist so he did kind of deserve to be sniped. They should have just turned the other cheek like Muhammed did or something and been above the petty squabble. Oh well
>>221138836Nigga ain't no need to do acts of terrorism in the country if you'd just shut the fuck up and pay 75 dollars for your three steaks from Walmart already. Elon needs another hundred billio to pwn the normies
>>221138816She's looking at her Kenyan husband btw
>>221138830nothing to do with england it's irish protestants keeping northern ireland british. always has been. the british dont even want it.
>>221138840my evil 'bergs moved out of our zone 2 house to a mcmansion in zone 5if I live with them I will have an hour+ commute every day to central
blanket humping toil soon
>>221138876I wish I had a union
>>221138830Unitedsharts get out of /Brit/!
Alysa Liu on Vixen with Mick Blue
WhatDo we callThe posterWhoTypesLikeThis !!
>>221138916But that's your girlfriend (in your mind)?
all the shops in my area are selling “come on Scotland” Pringles but none of them are selling any “come on England” onesExtremely based
>>221138804Suppose thats just the trade off. Yes you get to grow up in the biggest and best city in europe and the cultural capital of britain, however it was never really yours What actually is the gameplan for someone who grows up in london? Just rent forever or get onto a 20 year waiting list for a council flat?
Can't wait for Brazil to batter the porridgewogs
>>221138914We're the former colony that now runs the show in Britain yeah? Best you mind your manners Walogggi Haahka McJames
>After Reform UK seized control of Staffordshire county council last May, new leader Ian Cooper made a promise.>His mission was to “keep under the radar” by demonstrating “professionalism and competence”.>By December, Cooper had quit as leader and been expelled from the party following allegations of racism. His replacement was also accused of racism and quit within days of being chosen.>The council had no permanent leader for a third of the year.Anyone who doesn't think these populist parties will be a total shit show is in for a rude awakening
Get me Guinness world of records on the phone. Just done THE most smelly poo
no one:not a wight:not sir trevr mdonald:not andi peters:not lenny henry:not even alison hammond:/brit/ cuck: interracial sex exists lolmousey:190:dtfic:leftypol:distorted brsdlies poster:torke: gimme gimme gimme a man after midngith
>>221138916Loved her stuff from a few years ago.The video in the spiderman pyjamas and fucking the couple on a balcony in Paris. Based.I want a Chinese pet girl to share with my gf.
>>221138940I think most people just rent until their mid-30s now
>>221138933That's actually the opposite of based, that's extremely cringe and cucked and you should feel embarrassed for having posted this.
That’s the bottle of Pinot gris sunk. That’s the ex gfberg messaged.
our old dog is trying to eat his breakfast and our puppy comes up and tries to steal it so our old dog nips him and my mum smacked him with a magazineFucking evil witch
Ok I will drink it!!
>>221138916OHHHH you said Alyssa Liu, I misread that as June Liu haha xYeah I'd love to see her getting rogered.
Rorke upset that something in wales is in welsh
>>221139002I'm gonna get one
>>221138997Shame she didn't beat you into a pulp
It's time
>>221138205Can't wait to see how SMASHED and SLAMMED their offspring will be
Not on is it
>>221139028Attack
>>221138990when are you going to shut up
Mental how Scottish/English lads living in Northern Ireland think they are in the right
>>221138982No it’s extremely based I will make sure to buy many Pringles so they know it was a good and based decision
>>221139049Done him lad.
>>221139023defending themselves by killing random children
Isle of man.
>>221139049*shouts in your ear*
>>221139050The irony posting this from Australia, stolen land
>>221139057No, based is not being a resentful little leftist scrote
klaus nomilegend
Me?English living in the Republic.Unapologetic monarchist.What's lil Séan finna do?
>>221139061That's what Israel does to Palestinians.
Marching.
PS2. Now that was a console
>>221139050All's fair in love and war.If the Irish didn't wanna lose the northern part of their country they should have put a bit more of a fight
>>221139071
Got me balaclava Got my 3 leaf Got me chopperCome out ye black and tans
>>221139002Hope it tastes so nice that you have a couple more and then your heart explodes from all the caffeine
Yeah, mate.
>>221139083We at /brit/ view it as they're just stopping future terrorist attacks from brown people
>>221138916would prefer her with manuel ferrerra desu, but she was made for blacked really, jason luv or mandingo would be the perfect male performer pairing
>>221139072>resentfulNot resentful>little6’1>leftistWouldn’t say I’m left wing, only left wing on a couple social issues>scroteAd hominemWhy are you upset?
>
Imagine reading David Vs Goliath and siding with Goliath the Palestinian.
>>221139093Not many better ways of dying than that
NZ going in the filtersee ya cunt
>>221139108chat is this real
>>221139089By that logic shouldn’t you bash children to death and steal their bikes
>>221139099Grow up
>>221139071>Australia, stolen landThey know that mate they have relentless adverts on the telly saying they are living on stolen land. In return abos get first refusal on any job and also are on a no-questions-asked benefits system
>>221139121blood on their hands
Rebecca MooreCadey MercuryLaney GreyAngel WickyBridgette BMadison KenzieDee WilliamsAlanah PowLena PaulSarai MinxPenny BarberAngela WhiteAnnabell ReddArabelle RaphaelMadison ChandlerCharlie Chase
water is just too based lads >keeps you alive >perfect for dissolving shite into >cleans up shite >tasteless and odourless making sure you literally can’t get bored of it >has a cool recognisable chemical name absolutely love water me
>>221139098BMAF is cringe
>>221139097Boomer take.
190cm master race left /brit/ and became DaveHax on YouTube making millions a year What have YOU done?
>>221139159not sure you HAD to mention shite quite so much
scran
>>221139132abo bennies are actually pretty shit but there is indeed an indigenous recruitment policy at my toil, only for shit entry-level admin jobs though
>>221139179Swedes are obsessed with shit and drinking shithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk
Right, that’s it. Every country going in the filter list
>>221139159taste boring
>>221139117Jews killed Jesus Christ you brown retard lol
>>221139197not clicking that given the contexti'll gag
Racist retards who get their news from twitter think aboriginals and Māori are all living in mansions eating caviar all day while we grovel at their feet
>>221139197yeah reckon 1556 is an accurate representation of modern sweden, and our interested and the such
Considering what came afterwards one can be forgiven for being pro-Canaanite
>>221139219Why would anyone care what happens in your banana plantation country?
remember when i said i loved you well forget it i take it back
toil more like THE OILShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKPNnk-JhE
Got Wordle in 2 today ladsFirst time ever
pro cocainannite
fucking wokegpt keeps trying to gaslight me saying the Palestinians aren’t being genocides
>>221139219No they live in poverty and huff petrol all day but get everything paid for them
foals
>>221139219go and be boring somewhere else
i lurv u still
>>221138205why do they have names like pit bulls?
>>221139148>Laney Grey>Angel Wicky>Lena Paul>Penny Barber>Angela White>Annabell ReddGood taste
You don't drink petrol from a can
>>221139127the irish could unite tomorrow if 100k of the 5.5 million people in the south moved to the north to outvote unionists but they wont because chanting up the ra and posting on facebook is much easier
>>221138825>US above everybody but post-war/recovery germany, italy, and france (and only before 1960)huh?
https://thisvid.com/videos/sexy-greek-god/:p
you gotta admit, they did get massacred, the celts
How do Kiwis not laugh whenever maoris do that stupid stomping dance they do?
Imagine wanking to pornstars when twitch streamers and little social media weirdos are right there.
think i’m the last regular and normal person on earth
actually disgraceful how fucking expensive a pack of fags is in this shithole country should be £5 at MOST
>>221139310bongladeshis love sopranos and watch it with Urdu subtitles lol
>>221139343anything that might bring any joy has to be taxed to fuck and worse than their European counterpart, sorry, that's the rules
>>221139343How much are they? I'm paying $12 per pack for Marlboro budget shit smokes
>>221139343anyone serious about smoking is getting the ol' dodgy tax free cigs from their local brown chappy
>>221139324Caught the Boteth sister leaks on /gif/ before they got scrubbed by their legal team the other week
>>221139282newsflash: the usa is the only hyperpower in the world and you should be grateful for it
>>221139343Don't get how anyone even affords addictions anymore
Ml
Brits owe me sex. My country is your Tony Soprano boss and you're my Chris Moltisanti
>>221139370but why?
planet Earth should be a socialist ethnoplanet where the entire population of 1.5 billion all have Nordic traits.
>>221139400Heaven on earth
>>221139389corrr love itlove the summer approach
Planning a generation kill rewatch
been done
>>221139400Only if the sheilas are pawgs in dirndls with blonde braids. No one wants Nordic men to exist.
>>221139390Tony never shagged Christopher, or any bloke, ya big puff
>>221139365mmm yay counterfeit fags with bits of bumfluff mixed in with the baccy
>>221139424be more like trombley
>>221139428mousey getting the same message after suggesting they allow him to generate horse porn
havin a heckin wholesome wankerino
>>221139428Warmly told to fuck off lol
It's crazy how Chinese history is so epic and turbulent but nobody really cares because they all look the same and have similar-sounding, hard-to-remember names.
>>221139453.
>>221139389greatbut no petersyou know the rules
xing xing pooping
>>221139458Dao-Tung was slighted at a feast to commemorate the Day of a Thousand Waves by Shi-Fen20 million died in the ensuing battle
>>221139389how my May feels so far
>>221139392why should you be grateful or why is the us so great? for the second, the transfer of the financial capital of the world from london to new york early last century, subsequent technological advancements by americans and the advantageous position you were in post 2 world warsfor the first, just look at how the rest of the world are clawing over the top of one another to move there
>>221139458>In the August Spring and Winter Period General Xu Ziangshen attacked Heavenly Prince Wang Shenglong at Xianshan, Xiaoping province with a force of 20,000 men. 3.5 million perished. Three years later Celestial August Jade Emperor Yanglong made the same mistake and attacked Ming Paolong at Ziangfei, Huqiao province. 3.5 million perished.
doing quite the poo.quite the poo indeed.
just seen a dwarf walk past
>>221139458I love Chinese girls. I love eating Chinese fanny. I love fucking Chinese fanny.
Pan Am my love
>>221139506i'm going to be moving to europe if i can keep my US salary
>>221139535big fan of cp2077 are you?
>>221139508>>221139495Proving my point. Read these twice and couldn't tell you any of their Star Wars sounding names.
>>221139514enough with the ambiguity lad
>>221139547More her arse
have a sneaking suspicion that getting fucked up the arse by a bloke with a 7-8 inch cock is pure blissnot attracted to men, but I've scratched my arse a few times and it's quite moreish
European history be like>Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner marries half sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd triggering a war between King Juan Jose Maria Rigoberto Aguascacas de Santo Domingo de los Diabetico and Pierre Richelesaux pretard je logriouxoueuraxeux establishing the Grand Duchy of Neue Ooksteinberg a tax haven with a population of 16Chinese history be like>Warlord Wu Tang engaged Prince Qing Qong at Dragon Pass in the War of Heavenly Ascension>247 million perished
big fan of cp me
Put microwave on for 7 minutes and the glass plate inside exploded
>>221139548Good thing in the UK every second person is called Mohammed so you blokes can remember it real easy
American history be like>
>>221139587Women love the experience of being filled. Desu sex sounds much more enjoyable as a woman.>>221139611Howling
>>221139435Um, wrong?
>>221139599poured cold water on a very hot plate once and it full on detonated
>>221139611Obadiah Scruggs walked 1000 miles and founded the settlement of Hopeful Good ThingsHe was scalped in his 37th year.
Just got Dead God on The Binding of Isaac lads. yay!
quite like the thought of being american. if you get bored you can buy a revolver and start shooting stuff in your garden for fun
Mental how good the first Jason Bourne film was.https://youtube.com/watch?v=5JVMxzV1Kw4
>>221139602Scream
>>221139654maybe you could get a girlfriend in real life, next?
any of you lads wanna join the pen fifteen club?
>>221139663what game is that an achievement on?
You know what was a really good movie? I'll tell you if you'll listen. Listen, my friend. F1 was a really good movie in my mind, I wouldn't lie to you. Really well done 2025 Top Gun Maverick for the zoomers. If I was a zoomer I'd be chimpimg. Don't even lie to me.
funniest recent post was in response to an article about a mohamed mohamed mohamed and someone replied mohamed cubed
Grown man playing video games at 10am on a weekday
>>221139611British history be like>We fought a bunch of wars and pressed our boot on the Irishmans neck and then threw it back for a bunch of Paki cousin sexers. >We still hate the Irish though!
>>221139681the game of life, sunshineget a copy, it's a laugh riot
>>221138816god I love women
>>221139675sorry i'm too busy sucking my mate's fat juicy delicious cock
gout gout
just found out disposable vapes are bannedWhy is everything banned in this shithole
>>221139728puff
>>221139702im not seeing "get a girlfriend" on the list here???https://www.trueachievements.com/game/The-Game-of-Life/achievements
me on the lefthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/hkc10RKMwy0
Best meal I ever had was a roast dinner in a pub after climbing snowdonAte it in about 2 minutes no joke
I haven't done either but I bet getting Dead God on The Binding of Isaac is more fulfilling than having sex getting married and having kids
>>221139736>i-it's all for the environment and not a means of control, we swear!
>>221139754it takes more dedication, that much i know
>>221139752Hiking makes me ravenous. Nothing like a good meal after a long hike
Decades ago, a bunch of Sydney-based Something Awful forum goons met up for drinks in person. It culminated with one of the guys running into the main Sydney Scientology building, tearing a banner/flag off the wall, and all of us running down the street with two security guys in tow. They gave up after a while and we fucked off to the movies, complete with trophy.Seeing this new trend brings me much happiness.
>>221139697most british are totally indifferent to the irish. a lot of them are genetically quite irish themselves and most of the younger generation would be in favour of a united ireland given the choice, which they dont have
not very sunny today is it
Ruby Granger X Jason Luv
Been watching tornado videos
>>221139785is in London x
>>221139771Very true
done two poos already this morning
we need a government "touch grass" programme to socialise angry young loners who are getting radicalised by 4chan etc. pic related.
>>221139778Lennon - Irish McCarthy - Irish Lydon - Irish Morrissey - Irish Marr - Irish Gallagher - IrishTyson fury - IrishYa aint did shit
>>221139803>>221139771>>221139752mental how boring white people are
>>221139748done him there
>>221139821they identify as irish even though theyre english. much like northern ireland identifies as british depite being irish
why does rorke always have interracial sex on his mind
>>221139834Go back and drink yer ma's shit from the ganges then you ingrate
>>221139841You aint irish briv. I am.
>>221139861plastic paddy
wanking to those 2 drops videos where the fella gets the slags to lick his feet then after he spaffs on their face he washes it off by pissing on them
>>221139881grow up you fucking freak
>>221139881sort it out, gimp
>>221139881time to grow up. we're not saying this to be insulting. we're concerned about you
>>221139834nons are quite feminine in a wayif an outing doesn't involve pop music, a chance to show off your clothes or mind altering substances they aren't interested
>>221139902This isn't a social media platform you freak
french cats be like >le meow
>>221139846Women literally lose their minds from BMWF, for Rorke it's an existential threat to his masculinity and standing in British society as more and more women never go back
3 of the last 4 posts are hurling viscious insults at eachothergrow up you lot, treat others how you wish to be treated, simple as.
>>221139941vile
>>221139941>Skegness That cannot be a real place
>>221139941If you don't support this you're an incel
Doing a poo then off for a haircut
>>221139985Went on a few caravan holidays to Skeggy when I was a child. It’s a very real and beautiful place.
>>221139941Bradford, Birmingham and Skegvegas in consecutive days. can't think of a worse punishment
>>221139941Bradford to Birmingham back to back?grim on toast
then my boss lady say u wan see my vagene and bobs sexy man asia
>>221139941
>>221139846>In one [note] called "The List", he identified people police thought he may have intended to kill, including a Tesco colleague he deemed to be a "race traitor" for marrying a man who was not white.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxejvvk9qro
calvert lewin or bowen? What are we thinking
>>221139941I do my know who's worse, her or the freaks who actually participate in this What sort of man do you have to be to get involved it boggles the mind
>>221139934>social media>websites and computer programs that allow people to communicate and share information, opinions, pictures, videos, etc. on the internethttps://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/social-mediaYeah this is social media. Stop thinking you're some special snowflake who uses this site in a different way to everyone else. You're on social media, moron.
>>221140060dunno lol
send in the browns
>>221140066why was he holding that stalin book like he's never seen a book in his life?
Need her to brap in my face.
>>221140074Many doing it just to say they've done it.
>>221140074>Guilt free clunge + bragging rightsReal hard choice that
>>221140066Gay zaddy icon of the leftypol puniverse
>>221140092He's basically a model
NEW>>>/gif/30593735
>>221139941would love to munch her pussy after one of these
>>221140100I'll do it for you
>>221140106There's no bragging rights
>>221140142>>>/gif/30594117 whats this thread about then
>>221140162Dude telling people 'I've fucked bonnie blue' is an automatic conversation starter at a pub or uni party
nigga
Get the filth posted in the bradley thread come on
>>221140252>>221140252
>>221140190looks a bit gay that
