taco tuesday cinco de mayo-editionprev >>221236511
wash your bloody penis, bucko.
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK4QwwiQVBY&list=RDCK4QwwiQVBY
voided my bowels, AMA
>>221237707Are you me on a proxy
man /cum/ is DEAD tonight
>>221237707brap heavy or normal amounts?
>>221237718It sure is Anon. It sure is.Think I'll take as a sign to retire, big day of wageslaving ahead of me tomorrow.gn precious cumfarts
>>221237707if you've had red meat then you can't be entirely sure, I've been told
i am craving some wine, its cold and windy outside might grab a cool jacket and walk to the store while pretending i'm in a moovie
women of all ages think it's very funny and cute to declare, out loud, that they need to pee
why do euros love nudity and sex?
about to goon, what am i in for
>>221237755Why are Americans so prude about natural human activities like nudity and sex?
>>221237733dont forget your .38 special and this song playing in your earshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=V_Kjmat60OI&si
>>221237751they know it's indirectly sexual, another way to garner attention from the opposite sex.
>>221237766nudity and sex are unnatural. they were works of satan.
>>221237767wouldn't he need a Walter PPK for that wordless Bond theme?
>>221237785Adam and Eve were naked
i really wish the British would step into the 21st century. they routinely dress and style themselves like it's 1998
>>221237789if james bond is what come to mind I won't arguebut I picture a black and white film detective wandering empty streets, late at night, trying to find the sick son of a bitch who keeps murdering runaways and prostitutes in 1930s Chicago
What the crud…
>>221237826adam and eve never existed
Giving monkes cigarettes, liquor & joints is always a surefire way to having a good time.
>>221237896Because it was always Adam and STEVEIt’s a gay world
Go down to the Salvation Army food bank and see the line up of Muslims. I thought muzzies hated Christianity but time to take they will take with open arms and never give anything in return.
there are very few indian women i've met that I wouldnt redEEM
alright so heres the plan. Im gonna go downtown and get a haircut, head into the latinx part of town to get tacos, swing by the store and get some OJ, make screwdrivers, tale edibles, then play some video games
>>221237950>shitty
come to think of it, of my very diverse and interracial friend group, nobody I know has an indian gf so I could redeem one and we'd have 100% diversity
i'm based and redpilled
>>221237789we use bursa 380 thunders on this side of the GMT line
drinking milk
I drink an entire 4 litre jug of chocolate milk and threw up.
canadian niggas be like" this dairy too spicy"
>>221238007have you tried soy milk?
>>221237659Trojan Magnum XL condoms are too small for me
>>221238058oops I meant *too big haha
MOVE IM GAY
gonna watch anime, hold my calls
>>221238058>sex havergo away
Y’all worried about people putting beans in chili when your state dish about to be Chicken Tikka Masala
Trojan Magnum XXL condoms are too small for me (I'm a girl btw)
real women vagina condoms are too small for me
Fill me up and use toys. I have several dildos and a fuck machine. I like playing with couples as well, threesomes are my favorite. I also have a fantasy of having a train ran on me by abunch of BBC’S.
Abysmal thread so far
Psyops and sadness
>>221238150And niggas finna act like I’m the worst poster
>>221238230Half the thread at any time filters me for venting every now and then with /int/-specific perspectives while there's trannies like that with the lowest effort posts and spam in the world going uninhibited, it's weird
my rabbi told me that a single fingernail of a jew is worth more than the lives of a 1000 goyimis this true?
>>221238254YesPay up
>>221238247Like 3 people filtered you
my breath smells like shit
>>221238271He’s the most oppressed nameking currently#JusticeForZoom#ICantBreathe
>>221238316Listerine gets the job done, when it's really bad I always drink a tiny amount for good measure
>RUMOR: Disney to Remove Star Wars Sequel Trilogy From Timeline to Resume Focus on Original Characterslmao
>>221238058>Urkel imageHmm
>>221238316Try washing it down with piss next time
Just found out where poop comes from
>>221237970Hell yeah brother
Poop in my gym brother HH
The poop fairy puts it in my underwear while I sleep
absolutely abysmal thread tonight
>>221238459lol
enough shitposting. let's talk gock.
Looking in my mirrorTook me by surpriseI can't help but see youRunning often through my mindHelpless like a babySensual disguiseI can't help but love youIt's getting better all the time
>Try to figure out how to report my neighbor for consistent noise violations >the process is the most convoluted garbage I've ever seen>call the police department>nobody answersthis city is a landfill...
Literally how do you live without a cute blonde blue eyed girlfriend
>>221238530There are many other types of women that are pretty
>>221238452lmao
>>221238355Would actually be so based
>>221238530only browns obsess with piss yellow hair
It's raining
>>221238530with a tall buxom dark brown hair mommy gf (with gock) instead
>>221238580Nice. It's seldom likely to rain here from on out until September. I remember when it used to rain in the summer. All those memories, lost in time, like tears in r--wait.
>>221238503Southwest I assume>>221238555Not to an Indian
>>221238607The rain already stoppedIts over
oregon steals all the rain
you could literally run a better immigration policy than every western government in the world by just glancing at a picture of each applicant for 0.1 seconds and clicking yes or no lol
agitation of the pooberg? eglandularated
>>221238712https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_purpose_of_a_system_is_what_it_does
>>221237676Lol
I really fucking hate that I keep seeing videos of Arabs with scalp ringworm.
https://youtu.be/pO484lp33q8?si=Vnt_DcQ6stiOdWzd
>>221238951They took this from you
the dreamcast's controller sucked fucking ass. That stick was way too loose and the D-pad was pitiful
I want to try nutraloaf
>>221239142The cord was the worst part
>>221239223>lets have it go out the BOTTOM so it takes longer to reach the console what were they THINKING???
>>221239142A big reason I think the PS2 dominated that era apart from being able to play DVDs was because of how abysmal all the controllers for everything else were. Be it Gamecube, Dreamcast, Xbox, they were all pretty bad controllers compared to the DualShock 2.
>>221239259Dreamcast wasn't quite the same generation as Xbox Ps2 and GameCube
>>221239256I read this in Scott the Woz's voice
>>221239280DC was gen 6, the saturn was the competitor against N64 and PS1
>>221239311I guess
>>221239332who frickin told you to guess huh???
goodnight
They say the battle of Gog and Magog nears...
>>221239311>>221239332DC was what launched the sixth generation given it came out in 1998/9. PS2 was 2000 and Gamecube/Xbox was 2001.
goon'd to melody marks
>>221238547This is how future white people will look like.
>>221239392Only on the West Coast and Hawaii. Everywhere else we'll look like Brazilians.
>>221239363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va23rE8Bsoc
>>221238547They would’ve been miserable together
Did you buy gold?
I was wandering in the rainMask of life, feelin' insaneSwift and sudden fall from graceSunny days seem far awayKremlin's shadow belittlin' meStalin's tomb won't let me beOn and on and on it cameWish the rain would just let me be
When they launched the GameCube every store display had this Death Star rogue squadron game running, it did look pretty sick back then :Dd
does anyone else feel like asians and blacks stick to eachother the most while whites and hispanics dont give that much of a shit
>>221239942Ummm white people were SO back when that chuddette mother said nigger on the playground
i miss playing new vegas back around 2011. no ragrets.
>>221239142but it had a cool mini screen!
>>221239942>asians and blacks stick to eachother the mostBlacks yes, Asians definitely not unless you're talking about Jeets in which case they are the most extreme.>whites and hispanics dont give that much of a shitFor Hispanics generally yes though non-Mexicans are a much more mixed bag, and Whites are a crapshoot given how heterogenous we are.
The 4chan email verification is just straight-up not working at all for me now. 4chan's only business strategy is to annoy the users into buying the pass. I'm sure that will really work!
Any Mexicans know which type of charro dress pic-related is? Trying to find a RL reference, but i can only find the fancy ballgown-looking ones
>>221240391>he fell for the email scamyou realize thats just a scheme to sell your data right? its the same shit he got in trouble doing on 2chan
>>221241202
>>221241202There are probably like 20 different companies selling my data.
>>221241263Yes but how many can link them to all of your "anonymous" 4chan posts
>>221241285No idea. At least one, I suppose. I only make good posts so it should be fine.
One mint julep was the cause of it all
>>221241402https://youtu.be/eDNTP0yN5Hs
My digital footprint is COOKED anyway
