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hi catberg
bet some of you on /brit/ have jobs where you spend it typing numbers in with the numpad
wanking to the thought of that lad losing his virginity to a fat slag the other day x
business idea: sell the word 'boyim' to femcels to describle males
… my legs got badly burned … now wearing my excellent glasses watching live Roland Garros on TNT sports 4 on my tv in home …
>>221965314
>>221965353fucking shriek
>>221965353
>>221965339That's what I did x
>>221965348right so the care bames just wheeled him outside and left him there for hours in the sun did they
any pics of alysa liu
>>221965381screamimagine they just left him there
Got no food in so it's the chippy or the reduced section of coop.
do you think you can go in that care home and racist
>>221965385all spent on the last thread lad, sorry
>>221965385
>>221965381nothing stopping him putting sun cream on. he isnt mentally disabled. he's just an lazy self-entitled dickhead
>>221965385.....yh
experiencing a certain looming sensation
>>221965424he literally is mentally disabled
you don't really see ziedy posting about the gherkin and stuff anymorehe doesnt post his paedo images eitherunless im just missing them all
>>221965408what chippy near you open on sunday? mine closed
>>221965429you reckon she puts her fanny on the ice?
>>221965438not to that extent
>>221965440he gained a clue and now posts his interracial homoeroticism but sfw! :)
>>221965337Have done that in the past, not so much these days
>>221965446one down the road
What's the reason behind the /brit/ melty over Alysa Liu?
>>221965448Alysa would never do that, she's a good girl
cats, eh?
>>221965448HNNNNNNG
so this is ziedbelg
>>221965440sick of getting banned and doing the hard captchas i thinkall i can say is good job 4chan staff
can't believe the british empire was responsible for more famine deaths than ze nazismy world has been turned upside down
>>221965485scrymy
>>221965448too skinny
>>221965477it's one demented freak
Alysa Liu is genetically engineered for BWC.
>>221965474wow
>>221965494"responsible" seeming a bit dubious here
First time back on /brit/ in a year.The gimmicks are even more shite, I see.
>>221965485sc
>>221965506just say she's hot and leave the autistic cock fixation out of it yeah
be careful on the streets
>>221965492>bobby tea
NEET CRISIS
oh no i broke his looksmaxing dreams
>>221965485shit roar
>>221965518the chase...is...on!
>>221965485screanubgROAAAAAAAR
>>221965516she triggers something primal in northwestern europeans tho
>>221965542this is your life
>>221965528things that will not be considered:>removal of non-skilled indians on visas
>>221965542do you actually think your demented schizobabble influences people in any way lol
>>221965528isn’t most of the neet statistics due to literal 84iq importation-mass that claim bennies? reason why we have such a high unemployment rate, on paper, is because of them
>>221960244
>>221965565
>>221965563fucking screaming
all that looksmaxing to end up with the mongydemouch!
>>221965585unhand her you yakubian bitch
>>221965563sc
>>221965494it's wayyy higher than that. seems like whoever is counting is being very generous to us
>>221965585
>>221965494propagandafor a start the british empire is actually 50 million +and if they worked it out the way they did for china or the ussr it would be in the hundreds of millions
>>221965617rorke on the left
why are we here. why does the universe exist
>>221965597you're right, we should take a leaf out of your book and post interracial paedo slop all day (including christmas)
>>221965576no it's because you're all lazy bastards who think working is akin to genocide
>>221965631For funsies unironically
>>221965586nukes have existed for decadesnot exactly a revelation from mr. he there
>>221965631>why are we hereto get pissed and eat crisps and have wanks
>>221965576yeah mostlyand as for whites, the population of british NEETs under 30 has increased by 200k since 2020. in the same time period 300k jobs have been filled by migrants under 30
>>221965617>virgin
>>221965631coz
>>221965597Some things matter more than looks
>>221965631dunno, but i ask god for guidance and so far it has helped
>>221965631ask st. peter at the pearly gates
>>221965631I'm here for a good time
>>221965597all that work your dad did to support his family only to end up dying in a hospital bed leaving behind a cuckolding wife and a disabled paedophile son
>>221965687screamy
>>221965650it’s all just so grim isn’t it
you reckon dinosaurs are real
it looms
looking at brit/pol/ because i want to learn more about politics
>>221965687im not ziedbelg
>>221965631>why are we hereYou can define your own purpose>why does the universe existWe don't know yet, that's the honest answer
>>221965705pretty sure can see hermonkey
>>221965713went there once it’s even more mental than here
>>221965717you are a demented paedo doe
>>221965703>.... and so I gave 'em one uh THESE!
so this is ziedbelg>posts here immediately after waking up>posts here on christmas day>never goes out and posts here every evening because "there is nothing interesting to do">821 (and counting) ritual sponsor posts>3448 cronem posts>3+ years of posting his deranged gimmicks
>>221965713visited once and it was filled with tripfags
>>221965703NOT ANYMORE!!
sacked tranny's musky tuppence
>>221965752he's a successful shagger btw this is just his side job aha
>>221965717right, you’re a black man that lives in the gherkin with sir rosenoir
they knew what they were doing when they gave me free access to teenage apps
chatgpt how many calories in a dinosaur
>>221965752he's just trolling though lolhe's trolled you all real good lol
>>221965483Couldnt have happened to a more deserving berg
>>221965778ziedy doesn't claim to be a troll like heatherpaedo doeswhich makes it even sadder
>>221965767
italian gf on the cards
diego on thameslink back from his say out starting at women at the nudist beach
>>221965791actually seek help
really wish i had emigrated when i was young desu
whats the strongest dinosaur you could defeatprobably a stegosaurus me
>>221965799dame gio scotti
>>221965821ankylosaurusi would outwit it and flip it over
>>221965765the gherkin is a social club not residential property
>>221965802erm it's a naturist beach actually
>>221965799tits too smallgive me an italian tit cow
>>221965802why do they have to be so gay about a nudist beach
mad how much those mainland european women compliment british men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6bUoFMr5Tw
>>221965821compsognathus
>>221965833>i would outwit ityea you're dead
no one: spanish katy: más más biomass!
>>221965847they are just giving people a fair warning
>>221965856that's intermediate?
>>221965833mental
>>221965802if exhibitionism is not acceptable why are they allowed to be nude
>>221965754They all want to become next big alt right grifter personality but they're all too feckless and stupid to manage it. Thoroughly pathetic place.
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Told a girl I'd rather wank off to my imagination than her nudes and she threw her phone at me. What a retarded bitch
Underage black girl asked me for my socials in town today. Naturally I obliged. Will be cleaving her vag in twain the second she turns legal
if any of you tried to click that fake link you're gay
>>221965870was referring to the whole >we welcome the gays and the gays and the blacks and such diversity in this community
>>221965821Dimetrodon
>>221965886whys that muck on youtubw
remember "intermediate phalanges"? lol so random
>>221965875these are like the rhinoceros/tank class of the dinosaur world
>>221965821gallimimus probably
>>221965802nudist beaches are such a fucked conceptbunch of paedophiles wielding such blatant political power gives me the fear
>>221965856
>>221965802Lived in the area for ten years and never been here. Reports from friends who have say it's basically just old dudes with their dicks out.
I reckon people like that girl because she radiates pure youthful exuberance and doesn't seem like the 1000 cock stare dead inside fake instagram whoaars.
>>221965937s
mental
>>221965856I only like the girls who use realistic dog ones
>>221965842she's great, luv Bustani
how do you guys know so many dinosaurs, i only know diplodocus velociraptor trex and stegosaurs
>>221965937leftypol's da
yamming at terminal 2good times
>>221965856>>221965937right is this actual gay porn on youtube then? i didn’t click the link
>>221965937
Small boobs are aristocratic.
>>221965955Quite a big lad that lad was back when he was being a big lad.
>>221965967was a lady showing off and talking about dildos that she shags men with
>>221965963doing anything fun tonight?or just posting on the chon as usual?
>>221965974powerful image
>>221965955me on the left
Just seen two disgusting zoomali specimens walking at the top of my streetMAN THE NIGGER OBLITERATION CANNONS!!!
scrannin a paraceratherium lifecast bad dragon dildo
>>221965971>>221965937Looks like something out of bo selecta kek
why do so many white working class stay working class for thousands of years but some foreigners build themselves up to middle class in 2 or 3 generations.
>>221965999s
>>221965959i went through a dinosaur phase
>>221965986if you want to get shagged by a woman with a dildo you’re gay imo
>>221965999scremo
>>221965974so timmy's crush meme was true after all
>>221965957whats he got to do wiht it
>>221965999Trips confirm
>>221966021hows that gay its a woman
>>221965910can't say "buggery will be punished" because of woke
>>221965703>>221965760Dinosaurs still exist. Birds are dinosaurs.
>points at youWhat now?
Mad that Blue Whales are still bigger than the biggest dinosaur
>>221966030met them in a turkish baths
>>221966040you’re getting shagged by phallus up the arse that’s gay
Getting a chipper
>>221966030hes a secret raging neoliberal
>>221966040>how is it gay to have a willy in your bum
>>221966040it's you penetratedby a woman? double gay
soccer aid is a massive scam
>>221966049woke dinsaurs
>>221965998Watch out there's a herd of rhinoesque creatures right next to you possibly stampeding in your direction
>>221966049and humans are lobe-finned fish
>>221966040mind has been broken by internet faggotry
>>221966079*walks off to the left*
Billy Bob Thornton
>>221966012In the 20th century one could secure with comfort every essential one would need for a comfortable life on a normal working man's paycheck. Class was a thing defined by social and educational background and so people had little desire to stray from familiar relatable ground
Kind of dumb that they don't just get the virgins on virgin island to shag each other and then they wouldn't be virgins any more
>>221966076soccer aid? last time i went to the soccer i ended up wae aids! d'yae like that wan
just admit it would be hot to be pegged by a woman
why was ben dover funny. whats funny about bendin gover
navy barbour is the patricians choice
>>221965959I liked dinosaursYou must remember triceratops as well though, everyone knows triceratopsBrachiosaurus and ankylosaurus are pretty widely known, I think
>>221966059>>221966068>>221966085having sex with a woman as a man is gayyeah okwoke gone mental
>>221966106would be kind of gay to have men shag each other innit
when i first moved into the incel flat i hid my tears while moving stuff out my old childhood bedroom and then the first i was left alone i just wailed like a baby while rolling around on the floor
>>221966142now you’re being intentionally obtuse
>>221966120not for mei have a very tight bumhole and sometimes my poos are even too big for it and it hurts
>>221966153poor baby :(
>>221966153First thing I did was get a brass in lol are you gay
What happens in Birmingham?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO_YcQIYaoo
>>221966144Oh yeah didn't think of that sorry to bother everyone
>>221966123Ben Dover = proper ANGLO lad who likes pints and girls' bumsBendin Gover = homosexual minor gentry who likes boys' bums and Caravaggio
mad how long my armpit hair is. needs a trim asap
>>221966153ktim
mad how even trees will die of old age eventually
>>221966160somali girls are cute
>>221966166your neighbours didn't mind the noise?had to give up drums coz of the complaints
>>221966159would be hot if she lovingly eases you into it
>>221966182and yet the roots survive for millennia
>>221966182Not really that mad at all.
I've been saying it for a while now, but if you're working class being on benefits is a no-brainer at this point.Those who have gone to university at least have some hope of getting a decent job and building some wealth if they work really hard. But if you have a shit education and have no skills, what's the point? Realistically you'll never afford a home on a working-class income and you'll be very poor after tax and rent.So you may as well go on benefits, get a free house, and be poor but free. My working class friends who work tend to either live with their parents or work their asses off while living in shared homes with very little disposable income. In constrast those I know who don't work are still poor, but generally have homes of their own, and are not constantly worrying about losing their jobs, and also have free time to enjoy themselves.
>>221966171nigga name bendin
>>221966160light bulb head dipped in shite looking ass the lot and women are walking godless abominations
What Baki Hanma is to fighting I am to gay sex
>>221966203Says a lot really
>>221966157your heads obtuse
>>221966193I couldn't have cared less if they had heard me shagging desu I was a model neighbour in all other aspects. They never complained so figure they either slept through it all or didn't mind enough to comment
>>221966205i am mad about it
business idea: get the somalis slagified
Rorke refusing to kill any police officers in GTA
keep getting videos of swedish girls kissing somalis on my instagram
>>221966168if we get in nuclear war it will get nuked and i will die of radiation poisoning
>>221966214
OH FOR FUCK SAKE AND THE NIGGERS MOVED IN ONE STREET OVERJUST NUKE IT98.9% white now
>>221966206and they get owned by FOBs who strive for better after arriving with £5. likkle whiteboys cant handle the graft and get racist when they see 2 and 3 gen immigrants who all have high paying jobs, homes, cars because they work hard
Europeans have fresher everything. Even your BBCs are more organic and pure. Whereas in the USA, our BBCs have been polluted with 20%+ Wh*te genes and have been here unpreserved for centuries, the BBCs in Europe are from 102% african fresh off the boat savage nigger gorilla apes from the deepest darkest depths of the Congo, and your government ensures that that standard for BBCs is upheld.
my property is so dilapidated I often have dreams about stuff collapsing completely but today I had a dream where someone built me a new fence and straightened my shed
>>221966237just doing their job, no reason to kill em
might have sex with myself
bloody hate yanks on here
>>221966263Contemplating the state of the runt that authored this tripe
getting bumblacked
Your very own Portillo summer starts tomorrow
>>221966280You the Swede in /cum/? Still salty about being dunked on, chud?
>>221966237hate npc mechanics in that game just walking past someone is enough to make them shit themselves. and the escalation of the police is stupid. there's 5 stars but really only 2 because you can only be busted at 1 star and then every other star after that just turns the police in to zombie who do stupid shit to try and kill you.
>>221966298never posted in /cum/, would never willingly expose myself to such nonsense
drinked 2x coffees and an energy drink
i'm on benefits and I would love a /brit/ poster to move into my comfy new one bedroom apartmentwe'd have to share a bed but i'll take care of your rent xx
in gta 6 the npcs are going to have lifelike intelligence
>>221966311Why come you ain't in the sverige general?
wish I could live in a secluded cottage pelted by rains and wind never having to work
rorke doing r1 r2 l1 r2 left down right up left down down down leftleftypol doing r1 r2 l1 r2 left down right up left down right up
been southampton but i’ve never been to scunthorpe
Not bad wage
>>221966331have you moved in today?
>>221966331how much do you earn
Just been shops got some Pepsi Max Cherry and Vanilla Ice Cream flavour Pepsi Max and it's lush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThypOdNNbaothe end of an era
>>221966344Did that for a Summer in PNW. I reckon Britains got lots of places like that and good welfare too.
>>221966339probably not but i'm eager to see the horse ball behaviour on different temperature
>>221966370Nah not yetNext weekWednesday>>221966372Rather not say
Is writing dirty sexy 'romance' novels for women profitable?
>>221966340used to post in svt years ago when it was bearable, now it’s a schizo-filled mess that just circlejerks the same deranged “gimmicks”
>>221966166Based punter
>>221966407>t’s a schizo-filled mess that just circlejerks the same deranged “gimmicks”like what?
>>221966398noabout 300 million stinking brown indians are using AI and firing out hundreds of these books every day
Your dad posts on /Britfeel/ and your mum posts on Brit/Pol/
One day I’ll be able to move out of my mums house. Can’t wait for that day, gonna be amazing
>>221966407so what, you thought you'd come to /brit/ for a change of scenery? deary me.
all you need to do to get a council house is lie. literally just say your family is abusive and have them say ye we don't get along and you shoot to the top of the list. they can't prove anything
>>221966398Only if you can figure out a unique gimmick that makes it stand out and turns on the femcels
AI = Actually Indian
>>221966453of course, you'd have to invent a femcel first
>>221966449My monstrously obese sister had a child with her monstrously obese bf and they got a council house
>>221966425cba reposting that now >>221966439came to /brit/ in like 2021 or something
>>221966398Yeah it's a side hustle of mine (Lisa is my pen name)
my unconventional pasta for tea x
>>221966473how many copies did it sell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cT7EzPND40
wanking to the lusty argonian
eating a big sword that is on fire
Rupert is going to split the vote and ensure that the Greens win.
maybe they should set up pubs instead of barber shops and vape shops and corner shops
Applied to join the Bilderberg group and the Council of Foreign relations, waiting for a letter response.
>>221966471do you have a willard?
>>221966525Fuck Farage. Shit eating neolib dickhead.Lowe is the only one proposing nationalist policies
>>221966533yeah mate memets opening pubs
>>221966535s
>>221966398bird i'm seeing reads lots of smut
>>221966546No I have a vagina that anatomically resembles a penis due to a medical condition (gender identity disorder)
saw a drunk muslim on eid. isnt that illegal
>>221966574Pretty funny post actually.
On the verge of suicide me
>>221966573make sure to bring that up if she ever criticizes pornography
>>221966593This was me 4 years ago after Greggs first put me on long term sick after trying to kill myself and refused to let me back to work because they deemed me high risk and a danger to myself and others
>>221966593oh cheer up
Nogs setting things on fire
>>221966573corrrr i need this
sacked tranny is an evil creature with a cock and ballsack
im made of piss
>>221966583all religions are just ways to invent your own way of having your cake and eating it
>>221966599she's more the type who'll suggest we watch a bit together tbph
>>221966623Only one of those things is correct
>>221966619why does leftypol worship these animals?
>>221966619wesh mdr i am going to set le bicycle on fire
I’m a gay nigga and I still take sausage
>>221966614well i wouldnt want you suiciding all over my sausage
>>221966614I did this to get rid of a troon my colleague hired
I'm a gay nigga and I still take sausage
>>221966296so you keep saying
>>221966556You need to engage with political realities. Farage will pave the way for Rupert, but he must win first. If the vote is split, and anyone besides Reform wins, then it's over. Either terminal decline or Civil War.
>>221966638based, she's a keeper
>>221966379Who's this wog?
new >>221966699
new>>221966698>>221966698
>>221966638BLACKED or Fake Taxi?
2 shit new editions
Uhh...
>>221966453I'm thinking an experienced prostitute sees a range of clients. She starts to fall in love but has a drug problem and ends up ripping him off, running away to London to get clean, then in the end flying out to some exotic island.
