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Techniythe other one is t /cum/ but I'm torn cuz I'm pro USA
plead the fifa*destroys city after soccer match*
Literally me
>>222020222
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Hi
Love fifs me
why is some magatard trying to rename the thread
>2 of my threads fail in a rowThis site is turning into plebbit
Father is screaming and having a fucking meltdown over his food sticking to my stainless steel pan despite there being a clean nonstick pan right there he could have usedI hate him so much>DON'T EVER BUY A FUCKING STEEL PAN EVER AGAINhow about you don't use my shit you dumb cunt
>>222022440Thorry I was before your post in the last last thread :/
I wanna fuck my computer cos no one does it better
>>222024562Bit kinky there lad
>>222022478I bet you didn't keep it well seasoned after every use
>>222022478yea men are fucking stupid and emotional
>>222024638>seasoning>a stainless steel pan
>>222020245>Fif Editionnever talk to the policehave you ever seen that video where some police try to question some dudes eating taco bell, and they just igore the police and keep tlking about taco bell?it's hilarious, they end up just walking away
>>222024661I thought it was carbon
/v/'s gotta be the most brown, lowest iq board of this entire godforsaken website
>>222022478He needs rape correction
You guys are right. Chubby women ARE the best.
>>222024701/v/eddit is awful yeah
/po/ is the highest IQ boardAlso my fav :3 #notbiased
Imagine eating this good >>222024701That’s like the first floor after leaving /b/ tbqh
>>222024704I'm always right *nod*
>>222024722>microwaved white rice and chickencould use more imagination honestly
>>222024722jasonesque
>>222024716reddit if they were /pol/tarded brown 'people' living in 2016. they make me ashamed to be an incel
>>222024722Jason I thought you were dead
>>222024722that chicken looks bone dry
>>222024755He posts on /osg/ daily
>>222022478Did you preheat the pan before using
Man, I'm so happy we hardly get pajeets here in Québec. We get nafris but most are hard working muslims (well the older ones) plus they're my french brothers.
>>222024744I meal prep
found my old ijji account creation emaili want to go back.....
she saved America
>>222024806WHORE
>>222024798Plus they're women are breedable high tier wives, see pokimane
>>222024798egalite fraternite homosexualite
Why haven't you settled down with a nice wholesome girl yet Anon?
>>222024822Oh yeah. Most Moroccan women are top fucking tier.
Playing video games and/or watching movies is 80%er biomass goyim activity.
>>222024830WHORE
>>222024830>woman>dogsYOU JUST KNOW YOU JUST KNOW YOU JUST KNOW YOU JUST KNOW YJK YJK YJK YJK YJK
>>222024802iji is an old pc indie game metroid like, also gunz supposed to be coming out on steam this year maybe idk i havent been keeping up
>>222024830no clue
>>222024806It must be cool to just be able to wave your flag like that and not have everyone around you think you're making a political statement
>>222024871Waving the American flag is making a statement, but it's a good one. That's the difference.
>>222024871Whatever zombie
Some spastic keeps sprinting past our windows at half past midnight Work out during the day nigger
My brain is so fried from porn that the only thing I can get off to now is Korean girls who film themselves bowling.What do you think about that in your State, Province, or Estados.
>>222024881It is a cool flag
>>222024894its a bit odd
me rn
>>222024768What is that?
>>222024894Not even spectacular behindsInstagram just recommended this fat arsed climber to me
>>222024909brush your nasty hair
I wish there was a containment thread for all the coomers on /int/.What's the point of all the threads with sexy women in the OP and asking if that happens in your country?
>>222024871nobody likes Israel thats the difference
>>222024924Shan’t
>>222024924There are many containment threads Moderation doesn't do its job here on purpose
>>222024894could be far, far worse. i'd say you settled into a safe niche.
say what you want about America but in all fairness the American flag represents technological innovation, scientific achievements, excellence....God bless the United States of America
>>222024947Jannies only care if someone makes fun of their own country. There is apparently some Russian janny who deletes all the threads that are critical about Russia.
>>222024980You're just saying that cause it kinda looks like yours if you squint you cheeky bugger you
>>222024980and they owe all of their success to some strong black women, honestly. never would've made it to the moon without them. America is arguably the only western nation that is inherently black.
TIME SLOWS DOWN WHEN IT CAN GET NO WORSEI CAN FEEL IT RUNNING OUT ON MEI DON’T WANT THESE TO BE MY LAST WORDS ALL FORGOTTEN ‘CAUSE THAT’S ALL THEY’LL BENOW THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DOFIGHT UNTIL THE END LIKE I PROMISED TOWISHING THERE WAS SOMETHING LEFT TO LOSETHIS COULD BE THE DAY I DIE FOR YOUWHAT DO YOU SEE BEFORE IT’S OVER?BLINDING FLASHES GETTING CLOSERWISH THAT I HAD SOMETHING LEFT TO LOSETHIS COULD BE THE DAY I DIE FOR YOU
>>222024980This mogged her win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHI8X4OXluQ
>>222025000its a kino flag, you should become american o algo and just avoid the pain of having to say your Israeli>>222025007true, aunt jemima was crucial for the Manhattan Project>>222025014it didnt, everyone knows who Alysa is
>>222024920dickenbooty
>>222024915osrs general on /vg/
>>222025098I'm assuming this is a reference to a hilarious podcast riff
sometimes youre just too tired to play video games
>>222025127sometimes im just too tired to live
>>222024894Mine is bodycam vids:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5BweI2dIDw>>222025119Part of a stand up sethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5crpHuJfmLQ
Name all parts of the wheel to prove you're not ESL
Ohhh no no no no nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oahe58uWz5o
>>222025152err...fo'c'sle! aft to starboard and ummmm
>AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!>I’M TRAPPED! >HELP ME, PLEASE!
>>222025184grim
What is /cum/'s favourite MLB franchise?Summer is Baseball time.
>>222025232This is a Braves general
do you guys think the new steam machine or next xbox console is going to be worth it?
Why are you not working at your local data center?
>>222025232>sportsballim going to watch anime instead
>>222025203Lol
>>222025260idk. you tell me
>>222025249Yes Gabe promised it would be under $500 with hl3 included
>>222025260because God just gave me NEETbux and 5k € to throw into crypto
It's almost 2am Goodnight lads and ladettes
>>222025246Are you from Georgia?I think for me it's the Toronto Blow Jobs o algo.
>>222025279its going to be over $1000
>>222022440>Everyone who doesn't like me is Reddit
>>222025283night bud
>>222025249Nothing is "worth it" anymore. Everything is a ripoff. It's both over priced and shoddy; you don't get what you paid for and what you pay is absurd in every case. You're better off spending the $700 on a vintage system and a huge collection of games.
Why are sportsball fans like this?
>>222025203This makes the Germoid SEETHE
>>222025283good night lad
>>222025283Goodnight!!I hope you are not the Israeli who floods /int/ with coomer slop.
>>222025283mazel tov, baby!
>>222025304what a fucking slut
>>222025299Me watching tennis today
>>222025260They are panicking because they realized most of the centres will need to be built underground to avoid astronomical cooling costs and because they're afraid of people using explosive drones to attack them. It's like they're fully aware of how much the general public detests them, they're evil, and they're still just going ahead with all of it.
>>222022478His house, his rules.
The Ralphamale's streams are so hard to get through now
IT'S LIKE I'M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACKIT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEADIT'S LIKE I CAN'T STOP WHAT I'M HEARING WITHINIT'S LIKE THE FACE INSIDE IS RIGHT BENEATH MY SKIN
>>222025299I only cry like that if I lose a big bet on sportsball.
>>222025341How much did you lose on Tiafart?
>>222025353About $350 doll hairs. Don't like starting a new month of betting with such a loss.
>>222025324either we conquer death or Skynet makes us into Soylent Green...I'm all for taking that bet!
wouldnt mind working in a data center if i had the qualifications for it and there was a data center that would hire me and if i wanted to work
>>222025304What kind of green slop is in her bottle?
i'm so sleepy all the time
>>222025376Why would you bet on such a man? He’s doo doo
>>222025419nigga you have fuckin AIDS
>>222025430WINNING!
>>222025421Don't know much about Tennis and I thought it was a safe bet when he was ahead in the 4th set.I have better luck with bets on soccer.
>>222024777Me? Of course I do. Him? He just cranks the stove way too high and drops shit directly in and goes to watch tv while it burns.
the slov is a bot until proven otherwise
>>222025470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9fmMGqEGwI'm gonna keep posting Tennis for as long as you keep writing Tennis!
>>222025376you're supposed to bet a dollar on girls itf tournaments. that is that correct way to bet on tennis.
>>222025478Why would a bot act like thatHow could you program a bot to act like that
>>222025478He's a sex bot
black people behave around cops as if they don't know that cops carry guns
>>222025478ja, pa kaj naj še nar'dim, naj se postavim na glavo? Te bo to prepričalo?
>>222025470You could've asked /atp/>>222025491Never bet on the WTA
>>222025478He can't be a bot. He already managed the Turing test.>>222025491I can't think rationally while watching those sexy Tennis girls.
nta but if they can get AI to make shit like this, they can get a text chat bot to behave like anything they want
>>222025542Is that supposed to be Lebron?
You don't hear about Meg Bitchell anymore
I wish all(most) of the boomers at work would die already
>>222025550yes (no; I'm not sure honestly)
>>222025504if you're in a vehicle that looks remotely like some kind of law enforcement they get very shifty. i was just working security driving around a marked ford explorer and they would invariably give the long stare like they wanted to immediately blurt out that they didn't do nuffin and don't know nuffim bout nuffin. i understood why so many get pulled over. everything they do screams suspiciousness.
>>222025553Whomst?
>>222025524I said the itf.
if I had a boat I'd name it the Mike McDonald
there's a time and place for gock. the time is now. the place is here.
>>222025587Like the coach of the Seattle Seahawks?
>>222025570there's a 98% chance they are breaking the law. black people are almost always breaking some law at some point throughout the day, it's like you or I taking a breath of air or blinking. >drugs>stolen property>active warrant>prohibited weapon>driving without insurance/license/registration/stolen caretc.
>>222025599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gbQVj4MR3Mlike the yacht rock singer
we need another holocaust but this time for ai slop posters
>>222025585That one red haired comedienne with gigantic bazongas
we need to stop ai from taking jobs away from real artistsyou could've commissioned those memes from an actual human creator
>anotherwhat did he mean by this
HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>222025679I quit weed
>>222025679damn, you caught me doing the Dazed & Confused thing AGAIN!
>>222025599more like Seattle Seacocks
>>222025698name 1 person that's quit weed successfully
phwoarno wun remembers diss line up in /inte/ernational club footballCanizaresPellegrinoAyalaMarchenaCurro TorresAlbeldaBarajaAimarVicente Kily GonzalezJohn Carew
>>222025714Me (it's been 2 months)
>>222025698based
>>222025734There’s a tennis player named Pellegrino
nah fink got dat wrongkily gonzalez and vicente both left wingersand just remmebered rufete who was the right winger
>>222025744Why does the germonkey bully you?
>>222025698no you didn't, weedheads are forever
>>222025779Who cares
>>222025260I don't want to commit to wageslavery when I can sell stuff
fuggin ellanudda misrememberingwas carboni at left back not pellegrino who apparently center backjohn carew didnt feature in 2003 / 2004 really irl it seems.but he was my first choice striker in fifa so fink its accepyable to.keep. maybe i just played pellegrino as cb on fifa who knowsmista was da main striker irl19 liga gols
>>222025795the most depressing part about this is the girl actually finds it funny
whats inside a data centre
>>222025501good lord why is she wearing sex pisyols tshirtembarassing whore
>>222025655OPEN THE WALLET NOW!!!
>>222025834semen filled jars
>>222025176corr runescapefuarkin ell>>222024945phwoar would poop in her face and assholewhat a life
>>222025834I don't know exactly but I'm confident there's data at the center
It was my 34th birthday. It was BABYMONSTER themed. Mom, dad, sister, brother-in-law, all attended. Asa was on my cake
>>222025834computers, hard drives, wires, cooling systems, "engineers"
>>222025834Metal
we need to give me a fucking job already come on hurry the fuck up
>>222025867Based 92 baby
>>222025834a bunch of computers basically
>>222025834data
>>222025867and next year it's Baby Invasion, amirite?
if fight club was 2026 instead of banks would be like blow up all the internet and data servers everywhere
literally seething with rage rn
>>222025867Happy birthday, unc!
I be thinkin things and visualatin an shit
>>222026004should I get blackout drunk and play the original ps2 god of war on a tuesday night?
>>222025867imagine being this nigga's father and for his 34th birthday he asks for a kpop themed party
okay but like what does fent even do? they always just stand there leaning, I can lean on my own
eating plants and non saturated plant oil
Got to the last level of the Scott Pilgrim game
>>222026046I had a fentanyl drip at the hospital and it felt like I was floating
canola oil is the healthiest fat option outside of like olive oil or avocado oil
Sketti for supper
>>222026071Isn’t that a sneed oil
>>222026046I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT MAKES THEM INTO YUNG LEAN ACK ACK ACK ACK!
anyone got a counter strike skin laying around, like usp or glock skin
>>222026071That is NOT peaty
>>222026071Kinda creepy that your are so obsessed about rape seed oil.
zoomers thinking rapeseed oil and grapeseed oil are the same
when i was five i used to poop in my closet
Shit thread
>>222026158Did you smear it on the wall too?
I'm getting a delivery tomorrow
>>222026176What would make it a good thread?
>>222026179i hid it underneath my clothes. they found my poop piles a week later and my dad spanked me for it
>>222026193Wtf is she even doing lmao
>>222026231Dancing to attract a suitable mate (not you)
MTG needs me
>>222026305GILF! GILF! GILF! GILF!
>>222026333Ewwww bro no she is not
>>222026341I would smang her pussy
this makes my soul hurthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FpOi9y0z14
>>222026231that's brazil anon. he wants a crumb of attention.
>>222026345*hugs*
>>222026305Look at her ugly toes, though.
imma b real with you, i kind of want a gf but i am unable to get one
>>222026355why?
i think that for like 10k i would fuck a dudes ass, the only issue is my dick not getting hard
>>222026399If i had the chance to get one I'd probably be like: yaaawwwwwwwn nvm
Brazil and Germany need to be extradited from this general. I'm an american.
>>222026401https://youtu.be/1mwRXi1wVMUits too much
ive never played halo, i only know this song is in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1VIh_lEP_o
gang rlly talm bout clapping a dudes cheeks for a band. i bet hes one of those gay brazilian gym guys at the beach
>>222026456that was a funny collab. i always wanted to look like the main singer from that band even though i didnt like their music
>>222026355Thats how this makes me feelhttps://youtu.be/4VIx96wGoRcI actually can't listen to it
>>222026456Why did beonce make a song about Halo Wars back then
>>222026468those dudes probably get mad pussy even being gay
https://youtu.be/QRLdDpNyU8k
>>222026456my mom liked this song back then lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGReRiUSJ4Q
Would you?
chorkle korkle was killed on september 10th so americans would forget about 119
>>222026553if she lost just a bit of weight then absolutelyshe's right at the uncanny valley
>>222026553with zero hesitation
>>222026553Maybe if no one I knew found out
Since there's a talk like a pirate day, why is there not also a tawk like a noo yawkah day?
>>222026580it's antisemitic or something
Fwb messaged me
Zone of the Enders 2 may be the worst game I've ever played in my entire life.
>>222026640Gay? Elaborate.
>>222026670>>222026640
>>222026660I can't really remember it but I thought I liked zone of enders. What was bad about it
whats the ultimate purpose of civilization in your opinion?
>>222026699I would walk into a room, get completely swarmed by enemies, become permanently hitstun and unable to move until I died. I was only able to finish it by turning the difficulty down to Normal.
i prefer a low key cute girl than these bimbos you niggas post
>>222026701Spread Christianity.
>>222026701Unironically to overthrow the cruel rule of chaos and nature, and then maybe fight aliens or something for resources.
>>222026701Too much ass
>>222026740How about a 2d girl
>yfw you realize there was only a 13-16% chance of you being born white>and somehow you pulled it off
>>222026808these arent real
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780397443314429.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780397443314429.webmhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780397443314429.webm
>>222026815Isn't it more like 8-9% ? That's the proportion there are of white people in the entire world. Not even one billion people.
>>222026831What makes something real? Is miku, who's known and loved by millions, less real than you, loved not even by your parents?
>>222026839if anyone deserves to die is british police
>>222026853shut your goofy ass up
>>222026839Classic gemerald diss wunRare based richfag
LOL
>>222026839They said something racist before this happened, they're just faking
maybe these girls dont deserve me, maybe they deserve someone better, that doesn't mean i cant have casual sex with them
>>222026399waddya want a gf for
>>222026855>>222026880>>222026897they are aussies, he was pulled over for speeding and while they were writing him a ticket and getting read to tow his Porsche some pajeet in a truck crashed into them.he only survived because he hopped the guardrail to take a piss when the jeet smooshed everyone.
My toenails hurt
whats wrong with this self hating canadian anon
>>222026919aussie police is pretty similar to british police
>>222026936he's an indianand he's annoyingbut that goes without saying
>>222026701i don't know. it doesn't seem to have one. just survival quirk of the species.
What if America but bigger and more convoluted? That be neat
>>222026954Reddit answer
>>222026962i was going for more of a facebook tone
>>222026942yes, both are known for being total shitcunt tyrants.
>>222026958are you saying your country should annex Mexico?
>>222026958EU
Im thinking about playing hell let loose again but im not sure i wanna get into it. In general i need to start turning to more involved entertainment i think because when i indulge in too much slop my brain turns to mush. tarkov maybe. I can't handle things like rust though. It wastes too much free time when you end up spending hours gathering resources only to get raided and lose it all in 10 minutes without doing anything fun. in general it goes like thisscrolling to reading booksfortnite to tactical shooters and rts gamesmovies instead of youtubebut its hard to give it all up. joshua moon said that people who can't control themselves when given access to all of this slop media are currently in the process of being phased out by natural selection. it sort of reminds me of the doon book series, in the beginning of the first book where paul is tested with the gom jabbar, which essentially is a impulse control test. So i suppose that frank herbert sees the divide between human and animal as the ability to control impulse and instinct and behave logically under difficult conditions.i jerked off 5 times in 2 days to the most subhuman porn imaginable. maybe instead of pain the gom jabbar should have made Paul orgasm until he pulled his hand out
>>222026919they're all just anglos to me anon, they're the same everywhere. remember straya during covid
>>222027014wow
>>222027027absolute fuckery of the highest order. they had those COVID concentration camps with the fences and the pods where they imprisoned people for months at a time. shitlibs will tell you it never happened though.
started at the bottomstill at the bottom
bottom text gang rise up!
Gamers are the true silent majority. Pray we do not speak.
>>222027056Speaking of bottoms ...
playing darktide as a lady with a dog
>>222027089is that meant to be ironic>metal gear solidliterally movie game series
rock on
Is it really THAT gay to facefuck yourself on a penis
>>222027130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQmok3BcHs
>>222027092Joker 2 was the most expensive cope and seethe project in modern history. They saw people identifying with the character and the only thing they thought to do was have him violently raped, turn into a simp, and eventually get shanked by a chud and die alone.They made an entire movie meant to symbolize what they want to do to people who oppose them. It's like when they tried to "kill off" Pepe after 4Chan started posting him.
sucking your own penis is not gay
>>222027145Don't care & didn't ask.
>>222027145it kind of worked, you cant post that joker anymore without a rags off reference
>>222027166I cared I asked
5 min + queue yea im thinking counter strike is dead, sell your items now
>>222026919Yeah I know the storyIt's an old video I remember seeing on /gif/ years agoDude deserves a medal
Im gonna make steak and potatos for din din, but i have a massive fucking problem. it follows thusly: im not sure if i should also make broccoli, because if i open the bag of broccoli i must make the entire bag and I don't want to eat that much broccoli. technically i could just only use part of the bag but i already decided that i wont be doing that no matter what
>>222027166Now you know and you owe me a debt of gratitude. >>222027168It worked for those who don't see the subtext of what they're doing. Everyone else just knows it's another jewish trick.
its a 5 stack on the other team, its joever 5 stack is guaranteed hacker on the other team
147/386 done with the book I'm reading.
>>222027191you're too insane to feed yourself, hire an illegal mexican woman to cook for you.
pooingtonshire-under-naze?ch-ch-check it
Went to put a soda in the fridge but I already put one in there earlier #winning
Y'ever mean to do your thing but accidentally thing your do?
Now streaming: a faceless Mexican having his head chopped off with a box cutter.
I decided to just sit here forever until something happens
ok. thread's over. you guys can go back to your lives now.
>>222027272Sorry, my life doesn't start until tomorrow so I'm staying here
>>222027000Mexico should be an Autonomous Republic of the United States of America
>>222027244you'll be sitting there for a while
>>222026717Being able to beat the game only on normal is not really to it's discredit is it
I used to think the when people said the word “ostracised” that they were saying “ostrich sized” and would try and work out in my head the correlation between their body shape and that of an ostrich
it's 2026 and Wishbone Ash's Argus is still the best rock album of all time, WTF
Someone make the new, I just took a really nasty shit and wanted to share pics
>>222027371
