Fort Denison edition
mad that italy is:consistently voted the most beautiful country in the worldconsistently voted the best cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the most attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the roman empirethe seat of the catholic church (not a catholic but it's still cool)the birthplace of the european renaissancehistorically home to wonderful artistshome to an entertaining football leaguea place where you can buy a home for 1 euroand more
Should be sleeping
corrr imagine doin your powerboat level 2 and hiring a boat and then suppin tinnies on that fort with some abbos
if i ever even got the chance id have to be cool with the toilfu and just even insinuate a crush on her but i actually love her and have considered a scenario where we agree im going to try and impregnate herthis isn't healthygetting on the apps might be a good outlet for whatever this is
cant sleep so i made a chicken sandwich
embarrassing that the uk is:consistently voted the most ugly country in the worldconsistently voted the worst cuisine in the worldconsistently voted the least attractive women AND men in the worldthe seat of the evil british empirethe seat of the anglican church (not a protestant and I never will be)a place dragged kicking and screaming into the european renaissancehistorically home to artists that are inferior to the continenthome to an oil money football league with shite refsa place where you can buy a condemned deanobox for 400kand more
This shit is like the official sponsor of pissheads in this country now. Everytime I see pissheads drinking in the street, it's always Knights cider.
thicc italianesses for me
>>222048232Sydney Opera House is so small! Miniscule!
>>222048258But: hasn't won a war in 500 yearsDidn't qualify for the World Cup
>>222048279make your move king
One of the most dangerous things you can do is buy ready made puff pastry and sausages. Easy homemade sausage rolls with freshly baked puff pastry is not to be messed with oooo
>>222048279
>>222048300yh...
https://open.spotify.com/track/5MW6fVxtUA9CFp96uiBhis
As of the early 21st century, 56 million people die per year
>>222048286Cheap as fuck isn't it and strong for the priceCannot imagine drinking anything like that though.
>>222048232usually don't like modernist slop but this opera house is kino
>>222048327Hopefully most of them are part of the biomass
off to bed, night ladsx
ladsbought one of those exfoliator glove thingsyou just put it on your hand rub yourself all over in the showerand my skin feels soft as fuckdare I say it I look younger tooyou wouldn't believe how much dead skin is on you right now you knowyou're missing out if you don't have one of themjust saying xx
>>222048286top bev that
remember fort boyard
>>222048099
>>222048286they're quite nice used to see off 4 of these and a bottle of vodka every other day in my dark times
>>222048345bit gayx
>>222048345my black gf wears one of these on her head every night
>>222048286i got acid reflux just looking at it
>>222048345might buy this for when i meet the bf x
>>222048345ok i will buy it
Shouldn’t have taxed us so much now look what you’ve done
>>222048345Lovely recommendation but you need to add that it's an advert
>>222048345just use a flannel
bug eyed fat guy in the Human Centipede films was on Live & Kicking>>222048351classic Grantham
>>222048357what's so great about them?
Imagine being a WW1 soldier
this is what women want
>>222048329I had a few one night and it gave me the shits the next day. Never again.
nth for the gyaldem
>>222048383imagine being in the trenches eating rats corrrr
>>222048304you fucking psycho it doesnt work like that
>>222048320
Applying lip gloss to my bellend
>>222048286Why did they make it look like deodorant spray
lol
thought i had some parsley on my arm so i ate it but in hindsight it may have been a bug
>>222048388not really most want skinny fit
>>222048375it aint an advertI do not benefit from you looking 1% less ugly
>>222048380silence!!! i keel you!!!!
>>222048402it does and you'll be the happiest you've ever been for a few months until you fuck it all up
>>222048417wasn't worth posting this x
developing a crust around my ringpiece
>>222048415so if you're drinking it in public it looks like you're actually drinking deodorant instead of alcohol
toilfu is a lesbian
>>222048427autist
not worth posting but it got me a (You) lool
>>222048345No need for that, I shower with an African sponge
>>222048453yeah you turned her into one lol
>>222048434no you wont do this to meget on the appsthat's the designated retard mating zone, get the incels paired up with the fat wastersits the way things are nowi never had a hope actually
Huffing my own farts Getting high on my own supply, so to speak
i'm a (you) magnet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19KstSgU-c0
Should be intensive meditation programs in prisons
>>222048441get it busted
nigga posted a reddit comment
nobody in here has ever been with a toilfu
what's your (You)/Post ratio (K/D)
*activates the (You)Tron9000*
watching in hope of a nuke to landhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnrcs05hKUs
how do you know if your gf/wife wants sex that night?
>>222048498who cares!
>>222048492amazing that so many people worship a load of fucking shite
antony worrall thompson
honest burger is better than five guys
>>222048345need one of these for my feetsies
jeff is the Reasonable Blackman (fl. 1579-1592) of /brit/
>>222048482she seems sweet. I hope she was not FGM'd
>the toilfu announced her engagement *Liam_Rosenior.jpeg*
>somali successsuch as
>>222048524Fuck all clue who that is champ
>promised 300mbps average internet speed>little over 1 year since signing up to my deal >test it>get between 30mbps to 80mbps depending on time of day>try to sign into account to sort this crap out>errm actually we don't recognise your password (even though it's saved from when I made the account)>okay let me reset it>reset password option just doesn't work, doesn't send me any email to change it thank you, NOW TV. Anyone here recommend their internet provider?
>>222048453>I'm dumb she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the oneWeezer has a lyric for every feel
>>222048517u can get foot file and special moisturisers for ultra soft feets
>>222048517no niggayou need one of THESE for your feetit's a grater, you just run it across the calloused area and the skin comes offcallouses are harder on the hands/feet than elsewhere so requires a stronger instrumentyou can get em for less than £5/<$Canadian 10
It just not right.
weezer's cover of africa is terrible
Chav slag ethno nationalism
The TRUE Disturbing Case of Rorke
just slap a bit of body cream on my feet after a shower me never had a callous or nowt
very neoliberal
>>222048556>Andrew Segal
>>222048498you don't know until you trywomen almost never initiate sex
>>222048556*throws some chips on the ground*
>>222048556
>>222048556thought the gull was really huge at first aha x
you're a kool aid dude
Today I'm launching Revive Britannia. My new political party that will be to the right of Restore Britain. Rupert Lowe is simply too anti-white and too WOKE.Are you with me???
been a human for 35 yearswould not recommend
>>222048608eh sure
>>222048539https://x.com/ceebadx/status/2047460044342522194
>>222048556looks quite large there actually
3 wanks today. it's simply too much
>>222048608not until you NAME THE JEWS
>>222048627The big Yahu is our greatest ally.
>>222048484I joined this company and I didnt know where anything was but this cute girl in the office kept coming to me whenever she needed something. It was public knowledge she was in a serious relationship with someone so I knew she was off limits. But every time she needed help she came to me and it felt like she was just using it as an excuse to spend time with meAfter Christmas drinks we ended up walking home together, it was bitterly cold. Her mum suddenly appeared in a car and offered to give us a lift. She told her mum we were fine walking. That messed with my head. She's rather walk half a mile in the freezing cold than get a lift? I didn't know what it all meantFortunately I got made redundant so I didn't have to worry anymore. I later discovered she split with her fiance and ended up with some other bloke. Maybe that couldve been me. Doubt it though
>>222048619Again, fuck all clue. Use your words
Saw a post here the other day I was trying to explain in my dream last night. Think it was the nigga bucket and 1 nigga bucket has more sugar than 1000 cokes.
LOOK at this niggaWhen did British boomers start looking like Yank boomers
>>222048556KWAB Total Synapsid Victory
Canslad here with the updateSaw the whole video of the titty fightNeed to learn Russian, me.
>>222048638Fucking oof
just went to the cinema alone to see the backrooms smdh fr on god NO cap deadass honestly apart from a bit of cringe dialogue solid film and i fucking hate films
>>222048626think im now on a 3w/d regimefucks sakei cant take this, the fluids alone, to keep hydrated10-20 minutes per shotwhat a time waste
biomass wives for rorke guys
>>222048666Funny that because actually I don't remember asking
get the brown men into the Revive Britannia party pronto
>>222048627well theres goldberg, and goldwraith and goldstein and....
>>222048641You don't know Chelsea's previous manager? Ziedy has been spamming him for weeks
>>222048638ever done auto erotic asphyxiation with BNWO audio playing on your headphones?
why is ziedy associated with gherkins?
if Taiwan were attacked by China tomorrow would you lads sign up to military to help defend it
>>222048645
>>222048646he looks like swedish guy who was in a band in the 80s
im tweakin
>>222048693think we'll discover the cure to cancer before science cracks this one
>>222048681I haven't even filtered the cunt and I have no idea who that is
>>222048696
>>222048556shudn't.of.nicked.me.chip.simple as.
>>222048695unironically yes. i would rather die for taiwan than isral
>>222048696The nigga jar, that's it
might launch the Shorter Skirts party
>>222048709
>>222048717Taiwanese gf is on her way to your door x
>>222048695anyone who says yes to this should be in ukraine already
guffawing
i frighten easily
get the nigga jar in you rorke
i just need to die
thoughts on moles?
>>222048738Leftypol been dobbed in
don't pretend kool-aid isn't delicious
>>222048738not a good look for leftypol this
>>222048695no why would I
>>222048695no we'll just sell them more weapons>>222048724are women not slutty enough for you already mate?
the lung buster 30 inches of doom
>>222048733cheers i'll have the braised pork and pineapple cakes ready
>>222048751*gives you a hug*
Time for my FOURTH and FINAL excellent Carlsberg 4.8% premium export pilsner whilst browsing boards.4chan.org/int/brit with my fellow sex having incels
>>222048739Same, was really bad back in the day. I was the guy roommates would barge in on and spook because I'd jump and then if a teacher clapped or shouted I'd jump.
exqueeze me
>>222048646pure nordic phenotype of a yorkshire bvll strikes fear even into racialist /brit/posters
>>222048751you just need to be held (by me)
>>222048752funny and cute
>>222048739boo!
>>222048764um this is freaky
The blacked rooms
>>222048787s
>>222048787Not going to lie, I don't remember making that post because I'm drunk as shitGive me a second to review the situation
>>222048751sorry you feel bad friend, I hope tomorrow goes better for you
>>222048806scr
>>222048773life is scary as hell
>>222048787sent that antisocial freak flying
>>222048751Cap
thats braaaaazy
Sir Back Roomer
>>222048752they're called mowdiwarps
I AM BEING SCAMMED BY MY INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER OVERCHARGED AND GETTING MERELY ONE TENTH OF THE PROMISED SPEEDTHEY WON'T ALLOW ME TO SIGN IN AND CANCEL THE DEALPLEASE SEND THE POLICE ARMY MI5 SCAM INTERCEPTORS IM BLOODY LOSING MY MIND!!!
blacked rooms nigga jar power up
>>222048787Upon review, you are indeed a lonely SEETHING bastardFor some reason seething capitalises on my phone, autospell is putting in a lot of work here
much like the Japanese experiments on Chinese people during WW2 taught medical nerds from then on, this one incident must've taught physics and architecture students a lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWCDA09XFT0
>>222048828wasn't she a neo-nazi e thot trying to appeal to /pol/ incels who then killed herself?
>>222048796how so?
can't stop laughing at this CUNT at 1:20 and his SHIT opinions on hull city the best team in the WORLDhttps://youtu.be/hQe4DyJhW3o?t=80
my existence is torture
>>222048787omds I don't believe it. a massive meltie tonight
Sir Poz Load
the motherhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780465952765491.webmthe gf on a hen nighthttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1780113147771460.webm
>>222048859it is for me, yeah, you runt of a cunt of a 'man'
>>222048859You have never suffered
>>222048786*faints*
>>222048859kahtim
hey you, yes I mean YOU.stop ignoring me!
>>222048879this is what scares me
>>222048554i bought this if it was you who told me last time about it and it is goodplease tell me more things to buy
>>222048853YEAHYEAH
>>222048859mmmmm ok but did you consider that a black skinny fella has got nowt to eat didn't think about THAT one did you eh?????
sucking on a nic pouch while im on the 'phetamines feeling wiredfeeling locked in do my work that needs doing or play the online competitive games is the question
genuinely can't stop eating whoppers and quarter pounders and big tastys
It's 2010, you're playing ODST on the 360 with your best mates and it's Rustlers for dinner
Nobody cares about your drug use, it’s not interesting or quirky. Now if you want to talk cans, our ears perk up and we may start wagging our tails.
new hitchens>I know why Henry Nowak was treated as a criminal as he lay dying, while the man who stabbed him was coddled. I've been saying the same thing for 20 years - this is what we must do: PETER HITCHENShttps://www.dailymail.com/debate/article-15871347/Henry-Nowak-treated-criminal-stabbed-police-PETER-HITCHENS.html
>>222048938I'm playing Reach by myself and eating co-op chicken sandwiches
>>222048934why do those regression people make me sad and unsettled
rorke writing his xmas list for nanna to give to santa>one ackshun man wiv big gun>lots n lots of chockalit>one niggerbasher 3000 deluxe>razzle>car ling larger
>>222048954So this is Rorke?
peter hitchens blacked
NETFLIX pitch: Henry Nowak was just a poor black immigrant minding his own business when a white supremacist who had stolen a sikh's ceremonial dagger stabbed Henry repeatedly. The police, automatically assuming that Henry was the aggressor due to him being black, arrested him, believing the white supremacist's lie that Henry had stabbed him.Coming autumn 2026
>>222048954Right so that's both racism and a spoilerHonestly you should've been aborted and fed to the worms
rape rorke
>>222048938Dad is making a delicious chicken curry and I'm playing Minecraft
>>222048934bitch looks like ulises de la cruz
grimdark version of robin hood out this monthutter reddit nonsense
>>222048954what is this image.
>>222048953Reach forge was fucking sick
>>222048968lecturing them about their weed usage through pained moans
ermm
cor I wish I had chicken curry now
>>222048968
>>222048938Playing TF2 and wanking myself silly to Lexi Belle
>>222048975aww boo hooimagine wanting to watch that zoomoid slop
>>222048984
Good evening chaps.
quaffing a cold juicy ass
>>222048991rorkeychops and leftypops
>>222048984AJ was ok but was never a fan of country girls, i maintain that rarity was the best out of the mane six
>So that's racism and a spoilerThe two worst crimes according to leftypol
>>222049010hiya catyank
>>222048999Lexi Belle, that dame's got it
>>222049010hello catyank :)
>>222049010focy
romcom where 55 year old Jenifer lopez marries a jew most anticipated movie of the summer says imdbutter jewish nonsense
the new:>>>/sci/16993501
>>222049055what an idiot that guy is
>>222048938I'd be playing SoulSilver on the DS and eating chicken thighs in Reggae Reggae Sauce
>>222048842And you are a DRUNK NIGGER
>>222049051is this some kind of syndrome
>>222048903Dehumidifer for the summer - works better than aircon practicallyHumidifer for the winter - otherwise you get dry cakey skinTongue scraper - nothing better for bad breath, teeth brushing + flossing insufficient
>>222049035Howdy m8.Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/faae9ixbCEk
>>222048556they are too dumb to live
>>222049004You deserve to be raped
Sir Tongue Scraper
god this is the most boring string of /brit/s for years
>>222049071>Reggae Reggae SauceUse to put that in my ham sandwiches whilst playing battlestar Galactica online, fucking lush that
>>222048985>A24should be good, though not as good as ridley scott's version with russell crowe and cate blanchett
>>222048938would be watching a film with my first gf eating a dominos
doctor said i should stop taking pills i find on the internet
rawr :3
>>222049101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws235sUCGHA
>>222049053>Jenifer lopez>anticipated movieFor who, brainlet boomers? old ass hoe needs to accept her time is up
HELP ME I'M BEING TORTURED BY MY INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER 30MBPS WHEN I PAY FOR 300MBPSTHEY WONT LET ME SIGN IN MY ACCOUNT EVIL ROBBING BASTARDS
>>222048787kek
from the ice age to the dole agethere is but one concerni have just discoveredsome girls are bigger than others
The things we've lost
>>222048834phone up bank cancel all debits and close the account
make the bastard new already
>>222049113Screaming
weird that Taskmaster is literally a franchise now Simon Cowell exported Got Talent and X Factor everywhere tooThe Traitors has gone worldwideWho Wants to be a Millionaire, Love Island, Top Gear.Can't claim credit for Big Brother because we were #2 and the Dutchies got there first. We're fucking amazing at making these tv franchises you know.
>>222049139it canuck time
>>222049113reminds me of someone
>>222049082not bad
>>222049118i'm real by jennifer lopez is a great pop songwaiting for tonight is another classic
>>222049144they should make ONE series of Taskmaster a year. there's simply too much of it
>>222049144all of these are slop, way past their time
>>222048986some youtube zoomer made a "horror" moviethe horror is just walking around offices
frankly need to be shagged and cummed inside of and then cuddled and spooned and told I did a good job afterwards not gay tho btw x
>>222049082it's a bit strange xbut not bad x
>>222049129>>222049132Do you like this song?https://youtu.be/faae9ixbCEk
so ponies are left up but the enword is a no go? hmmmm
>>222048852>wasn't she a neo-nazi e thot No>trying to appeal to /pol/ incels who then killed herselfYhShe chud grifted for views and built a right wing fanbase. That got her hate from leftists and black twitter. Buut groypers and less simpy chuds saw the grift and shat on her too, she argue back against them unlike the leftists that sent for her. She was also beefing with manosphere and looksmaxers. All that and the usual edgy comedians and simps made her responses on her final tweet comments a mess. Girly shouldn't have came back to twitterWas interesting seeing her real life relations making tributes to her were "normal" weebish types. Internet relations lent chud
You lads excited for the world cup?
right well that's a webm of two ponies kissing with tongues
>>222049194aye
>>222049119>PAY FOR 300MBPSlmao how are there still people not on gigabit yeta 20yo zoomer slag knocked on my door this week trying to shill me gigabit internet she surely knew she clicked on the wrong house after I invited her in to show her all the ethernet wiring I have personally installed all over my house she should have accepted the invitation
>>222049194just paid £40 for my wallchart
thread suddenly got quite mouldy
>>222049165same x
>>222049163Ummers!!
wanktoil then bed, night lads>>>/gif/30710654
Rorke turning a blind eye and accusing Labour of being islamic communists when in reality they're banning socialists and anti-zionists from the country
>>222049144The UK simply runs global entertainmemtWe are the best at taking retards and putting them on TV no other country can compete they don't have the class system for it
>>222049232*yawns loudly in your face*
>>222049232me raping you
>>222049157Everything is past its prime after the first series
cocks out for henry nowak
Reckon Chris Spargo is a nonce
>>222049129Your Twizzlers are different from ours.
>>222049232a bit like rorke accusing the bbc of being leftypol and leftypol accusing the bbc of being rorke
>>222049218My nan was still paying 2003 rates in 2022, every month I'd spend a weekend there and then she'd be phoning me asking me to pay surplus because I'd gone over her data allowance just by watching YouTube for a few hours. I spent years telling the stupid cow to ring them and tell them they'd been ripping her off for a decade
>>222049269every accusation is a confession
>>222049144Mad how Top Gear is the only thing listed here that I've actually watched
>>222049283that and millionare in the tarrant days
>>222049283who the fuck hasn't seen taskmasterit's fucking ace
>>222049157thisgot bored of the current series
might have some skittles
>>222049302It's shit mate don't pretend
>>222049300Oh yeah that too, also back in the Tarrant days>>222049302Me, seen ads for it, don't care, had enough of comedy game shows
>>222049317fuck off trayvon your meant to be dead lol
hello Glenda
>>222049317time to head off the skittles and onto the drink what do you say old boy
Off to the shops anyone want owt?
>>222049157>>222049305do what I do and wait for it all to be over and then just gulp it down in one big go only spend 2 days watching it a year I do>>222049326It's so unique though. Just watch the pilot and see what you think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4YhsooE5xY
>>222049343skittles
>>222049218>all the ethernet wiring I have personally installed all over my houseYou still need to pay for broadband or fibre to use ethernet and I'm pretty sure you can't just install your own ethernet wall sockets unless you're a sparky o algo
>>222049340i'm already on the drink
>>222049343More
yearn for the days when "brain fever" or "nervous breakdown" were acceptable excuses for "too upset to function" and you could just lie abed with the occasional sip of beef tea for nourishment and have long baths
>>222049317bizarre lie
>>222049343a kirpan
>>222049343I'll have an Escovitch if you wouldn't mind lad
>>222049332cutie3.14
>>222049250>>222049252I accept your concessions
New>>222049380>>222049380>>222049380
>>222049359i'm a vegan i cant have beef tea
New>>222049382
>>222049194Nah my mood's still shit, the world cup will be a welcome distraction tho
NEW>>222049391>>222049391>>222049391
right well done then
>>222049385>>222049387>>222049396omdz
>>222049343a bo'ul of wa'er please me lad
