chappell roan edition
>>222113222catberg status?
>>222117729can we have nice looking female pop stars back? need big harv back in business to replace these mid slags
Finally now i can post the post I was waiting to postPoo.
I hope post 222222222 is poo
I decided to watch Running Man.
shes a lesbian, yeah? whys she shave her armpits thenhmm, a fib, is it?
sirloin steak and chips for my teahappy days
>>222117764she looks okay also she has a nice big arse
kek rorke
>>222117745Dead as a doornail
Where's Ian when you need him?
>>222117774Why is he running?
>>222117752lesbians don’t actually exist now do they
>>222117729
YOU’RE NOT MY FUCKING MOTHER!
>>222117776suspect a lot of artists, female especially, paint themselves as lesbian or bi to reap the rewards of the baked-in LBGT fanbaseit's especially bad at eurovision, the gay pandering
>>222117752A lot easier to imagine your tears
>>222117777Fuck off you shit eating mong
>>222117774The new one or the old one? The new one is horrendous dogshit, can't believe how hard Edgar Wright has fallen off.
i will go down with this shipand i will put my hands up, and surrender
rorkes among the ruins
>>222117801she knows fine well she's got a gigantic peachy arse
>>222117816rorke you posted in the wrong thread
my bum is out I repaet my bum is out
Is it worth trying the dating apps if I'm 5'7, autistic and have a receding hairline or should I stick with prossies?
>>222117840rape
someone called kayleigh amstutz who dresses like a drag queen is the the platonic form of an yankmerican mutt.
>>222117841Depends if you have a humiliation fetish or get aroused by being aggressively ignored
>>222117841become jewish and join a temple
>>222117855>an yankmerican
>>222117840
Bedroom stinks of stale beer and spaff
>>222117841i’m 5.8” autistic but don’t have a receding hairline and i did fine on the apps
Eating animals is morally worse that consuming the flesh of a willing human
i'm 7 feet tall
I should be saving money but I just spent £62 on magic cards I have a problem
still see this image I made doing the rounds on /pol/ sometimes. It tickles me>>>/pol/536463280https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1780678787586386.jpg
practicing my Clint Eastwood impression. what you guys think of this?>hello, i am Clint Eastwood
>>222117841I'm 6'0 and have a head full of hair and I did prefectly fine
>>222117904and strong as an ox
>>222117892remember that video of those two chinese blokes and one's wanking on the bathroom floor and then the other lops his head off with a cleaver when he cums?
>>222117892i mean all the vegans and veggies claim animals can’t consent so you shouldn’t eat them, but if they can’t consent then they can’t say no? so you could just eat them anyways
>>222117923Fucking nailed it mate, how did you get it so accurate?
>>222117923he would say howdy because he was a cowboy
>>222117938Yeah, got it as my phone lock screen.
>>222117948im doing a more modern Clint
Summer with no sun lads. Just not on
>>222117951screm
A Luftwaffe Horten Ho 229 launches from Hyperborea Airfield to intercept a US airspace violation, Reichskommissariat Norwegen, 1954.
racoon girl corr
>>222117940s
shall not be expressing my authentic self
>>222117959is this your billionaire parents garden. fuck you
>>222117970barely even know what my authentic self is tbf
>>222117952
>>222117940>0gp
>>222117965isn't this the end of Captain America 1, the marvel movie?
>>222117959peng
>>222117965was never going to happen
rorke fantasising about a month in the country despite supporting the capitalist industry that enclosed the commons and pushed everyone into the cities in search of work
>>222117980I wish
niggas name is clint
sign me up
>>222117920Looking sharp lad
>>222117983whatever you desire, hunny x
>>222117987silly foid she starts doing this before the incel guy holds her hair
>>222118031need a gf who calls her fanny clit eastwood
clint eastward
>>222118049that sounds gay and woke, fuck off
>>222118057the timing wasn't great. still a fun gag tho
>>222118020Yeah that is rorke right there
>>222117952Fuark>>222117987Cute!
>>222117952Sauce?
hate women as i am an inceloid freak x
>>222118069c o n s o o m
rorkes youtube history
why were none of you at the sverigetraden meetup today?
>>222118095it’s ai, unc
TAKE ME TO THE BEACHTAKE ME TO THE COUNTRY
need this jumper in my life
>>222118117scre
>>222118117post the link
>>222118143s
>>222118117it’s in gothenburg and i’d rather not step into that biomass-infested zone
>>222118136their thread on 4chan int
ok, who just pinched my arse?
windy out there
>>222118127are you a woman
>>222118117these are the people making fun of downs syndrome
>>222118113right well that's made me sad
Alri
>>222118143ktimmers prior to every works' night out (aged 30+) despite knowing everyone at my work hates me and considers me an autistic freak
>>222118169nothing womanly about liking badgers
>>222118117doubt hes actually from burkina faso
nth for the holodem
>>222118143howl
can fat guys look good in clothes?
>>222118143probably thought she was going to have sex with the bandit's amazing how small you think the world is when you're young. because your whole world is your primary school class and then secondary school you're confined just to your year. wasn't until i went to uni ah shit im nothing
>>222118186only person i recognise from the photo is libbe, the fat middle-eastern lad
>>222118170im actually amazed they meet up so regularlythey're proper freaks and have had 5 confirmed suicides in their thread and yet they actually interact irlstate of /brit/
my life was a scientific study to answer the question of how long can the average person drink at least half a bottle of vodka every single night without going mental (the answer is just under 9 years)
>>222118184I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A PINK JUMPER AND SHE WAS HOLDING AN ANIMAL
*enters thread in a hi-vis*can't park there mate
>>222118219
finished all my alcohol haven't I
reckon i would be the most runtish freak at the /brit/ meetup
>>222118195based :D
>>222118249>not getting the pizza funghier, wrong choice
get yours before the happening occurs
>>222118222i would actually go to a meet up if it was at a reasonable time and place and not in london
>>222118253you’re no sacked tranny mate
>>222118252don't like marinashe seems evil
>>222118252night is young lad. get yourself down the shop and get more in
>>222118273you ever had tuna on a pizza?dead nice
>>222118222national day innit, 6th of june but yeah they’ve been doing it for quite some time
>>222118207Yes, see mafia guys in the 80s
>>222118252>running out of alcohol at 18:30did you buy 3 cans and think "yeah that should do it"
>>222118280it's monty pyke or nothing sunshine
>>222118180you shave your pussy?
>>222118295>>222118313I was up at 03:00, it's late for me. Bed soon.
>>222118334Nighty night then
>>222118333Poor catberg :(
>>222118333well my groinal region including my willnius and bollards
When exactly was the last /brit/ meetup?
>>222118216I wonder how old the band was at that point
>>222118143I shaved my pubes off just before starting uni then proceeded to not approach a single girl in 3 years
>>222118359
Literally never once shaved my pubes in my entire life
>>222118397one for the history books that
>>222118284it's the Mediterranean peasant physiognomy
>>222117729NEED her on onlyfans
>>222118409fucking scraming
>>222118424phwoarrr sex
there's an awful lot of flies in the flat now
>>222118458get it cleaned then
>>222118458what kind of fly
>>222118476like those insects wjth wings
well they found that american lad missing in japan. Gooned himself to death in a love hotel, very sadhttps://i.4cdn.org/pol/1780767468194442.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4msqGQxSAgresi sisters, do you think they will fix it so you can't spend too much ammo before the plane boss fight and have to restart the game?
rape nigger, get ya rape nigger! ten for a forepenny! rape nigger!
>>222118490yeah but are they black or green or bluewhat size
The majority of leaders and Gods in history are described to have blonde hair.From the Mediterranean to the Nordics.
>>222118513smaller than a 10p coin and sort of blueish/greenish black
>>222118535i have blonde hair
respect to bonnie blue for posting this
>>222118397i was 14 when this meeting took place
>>222118540empty your bins nigga
idea: rape tokengovernment prints like 10000 and gives them away at random, get to exchange one token to rape, and you can sell them if you win won but dont want to rapeworth a try at least
>>222118600are bonnie
imagine giving a medieval man full access to pornhub
>>222118269xx
>>222118511screaming
>>22211860511 me :s
might drink drive to Popeyes
>>222118609dain a wee joabie
>>222118617probably think you’re a demon and smash your head in
doing one of those poos that's slow to get going and then when it finally budges it comes out with the force of 1000 suns. marvellous.
>>222118644ummerton x
>>222118558Wotanic.
>>222117801i hate this era where all female singers dress like hoes and sing
>>222118617they'd either think it was a demon portal or try to fuck the ipad>>222118648rather american(complimentary) post this
>>222118617>here is ye bbw lesbian strapon orgy
>>222118614would be straight round my supervisor's house
>>222118498Son :crying_emoji:
>>222118685she fit?
bryce dallas howard sex bum
just learnt the channel tunnel goes through the ground under the sea and not in the sea. not sure what to think of it now
unbirthing
>>222118664wotan isnt real
>>222118724explain
golden rape ticketimagine winning one of those
>>222118712I'm not exaggerating when I say she's one of the most attractive women I've ever met in the flesh
silicone sex arse was lost in the mail bros
i am `ummypops`
>>222118724disappointing, but makes sense, way easier to build that way, i've been through it and I thought there was water all around us
>>222118724fuck you talking about
ummypops sex arse still stuck in denmark
>>222118724did you think they just dropped sections of pipe into the channel and have deep sea divers bolt them together
>>222118757you ever order a dildo and press your arse to the letterbox so the postie slips it right in for you?
>>222118780bloody euro
.
love one another x
>>222118753describe her
any umchickens in
>>222118740Not a very Wodenic post this
rorke nigga club i wanna keep on dancing at the rorke nigga club
you can get AI toothbrushes now. mental
>>222118724yes, hence the fairly famous picture of the engineers meeting in the middle
miserable sod wasnt he
>>222118796yes, in my country this weekly ritual is known as "going postal"
my net incomeJob 1 April 2022: £1478.93 (salary)Job 2 April 2023: £1860.50 (salary)Job 3 April 2024: £2129.64 (salary, sales)Job 3 April 2025: £2233.80 (salary, sales)Job 3 April 2026: £3410.85 (salary, sales, overtime)I'm earning 2.3x more than I was four years ago
>>222118806am umwick inside an umcandle
>>222118760:REDACTED_emoji:
>>222118745>>222118777it goes through the rock or whatever is at the bottom of the sea. I thought it was like a tube in the water but it's not
>>222118839You'd be living in abject poverty in London on this
black rorke claiming he's the real jews
>>222118839you can spend more money on catberg now x
>>222118839oh its that ugly cat again
>>222118823thats ma excuse when i go to the dentist now, cant fucking tell me aff i've got an ai toothbrush mate
>>222118823mumberg had me setup her bluetooth toothbrush and it told her she brushes like shit actually helpful, could save you thousands in dentists fees
>>222118863He's truly spoiled
>>222118800Where do you get these
>>222118740Abrahamic coalpost
>>222118826very strange thiswas thinking about posting ian curtis earlier
>>222118867You say things that are wrong for attention we get it
>>222118896your god's owned by disney matecos he disney exist hahah
ai toothbrush is really cunty to me and makes me gag on it if i brush poorly
parked my car under a tree. it's going to get covered in bird shit
>>222118888>8888Adolf Catlero/
scientists will argue til they're blue in the face that pheromones don't exist yet every man among us has smelled the space between his ballsack and thigh after 2 days of not showering and sniffed it and can tell you that they do exist
>>222118923s
>>222118923Your God is a Jew.
>>222118724you thought it was like a bioshock tunnel?
>>222118894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9eHLj6wFYcsaturday chunes innit
>>222118805mid 20solive complexion with long dark wavy hair, people often mistakenly think she's Mediterraneanhazel eyes with strong canthal tiltdimples when she smilesjust the right amount of body fat insane hip to weight ratio plus big thighs because she does martial arts, we're talking Chun-Li tierit's having a fertility goddess as your boss
>>222118955you better hope odin is like christwith all of your communist coalposts (including mocking aryans dying and being raped) you deserve to be in whatever heckin based aryan hell is
i wish i had a gf to watch movies with so much lads
right had my supper back to work for another 2 hoursfuck sake lad si'm working 10+ hour days even on the weekend i'm so behind on my academia still only just scraping by a distinction
>>222118961that would be way cooler though
>>222118955Lol
>>222118803This so much this
Your Saturday evening entertainment gentlemen
sonion
>>222118991proto gf wasn’t intrested in sopranos yesterday sick of it
Got to go into my viper den today boys. Thought you'd like to know. Wouldn't you like to know, yeah that's what I thought. Predictable. Look at me. Predictable. Just like your sister.
>>222118991this I'm not even that bothered about shagging I just want a cute girl to sit with me and watch 80s action films with
might get kfc x
>>222119019bet you feel like you've been stabbed in da hawrt
>>222119004howling that ireland lost 1-1 to us
>>222119019give her a boot up the arse
feeling anxious from procrastination
>>222119032are you with da vipersh
>>222118985>olive complexion with long dark wavy hairbiomass
>>222119050ktim since childhood
>>222118280Could meet up in my bed?
need to get a job where i can rack up overtime when I want
>>222119085many are saying this
>>222119039With KFC you should get the largest bargain bucket you can, eat as much as you can, then whatever's left (chicken, chips) put back in the bucket and wrap the bucket in cling film and put it in the fridge. Oven roast it the next day and it's even better than the first dayOr get Slim Chickens because it's better
>>222119085supermarkets always have overtime going
>>222119039scranned down a 2300 calorie bucket as my meal for the day not a wise choice
>>222119085jannies get paid double for overtime
bagon egg and chip for tea
>>222119055shes white British mate. It's a well known phenomenon that we can come out swarthy sometimes, I guess it's Roman genes or something
>>222119004Can only watch England clearing tabs before world cup me
>>222119085what you gonna do with all that money?
>>222119081um x
>>222119085I'm doing 37 hours overtime this month. From October 2025 to today I've done on average at least 20 hours a month. It's worked out amazingly for me
>>222119042Is the world cup hype strong in Leafistan?Given you don't have a team in the Stan Lee Cup Final I guess you have nothing else going on
>>222119085prison service
>>222119054Are you referencing the memorable biker gang from The Sopranos? Because let me tell you something. I'll only tell you this once. I've never seen that show. Maybe someday I will, but you expect me to watch the entire show right this second?
What TV you watching?
>>222119134what's your job?how much have you earned?
>>222119040>>222119044how about i wanna rip her head off? my own proto gf?
>>222119167Refugee wanker offer
>>222119141dreading it so much its unbelievable, using the train for a month is going to be impossible
>>222119166it's a 55" Samsung
you all need to be anallaly raped by feral black men
>>222119105Kraków Fried Chicken :D
My top 5 meals:ham egg and chipssteak & ale pie and chipslasagna and chipsburger and chipssteak and chips
>>222119166i dont watch it its all woke crap
>>222119166Cum Violators season 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULT4ZUmnH7gi dont get it
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Hannah_Foster
>>222119173he dont need all that
>>222119185It's only in Vacouver and Toronto THOUGHI presume you live in the latter?Is it as bad as they say?
>>222119173how'd he get that then
>>222119232he's providing for his family
sick to fucking death of my bastard incel life, still at toil, can't afford to live like a human
let me tell ya a couple of tree tingsforget spainoforget my carer who goes over for my cans and never comes backforget my latvian toilfu!
>>222119234everywhere in southern ontario is going to fucked while its going on, train service is shit as is without this
Been farting something awful all day. Smells rancid too
good mornin
Been farting ebaumsworld all day. Smells rancid too
>>222119274move to Montreal and marry a French girl
>>222119200im not from kraków, its a shithole
>>222117729>My dad is sryian >Mom is of Irish ancestry >Came looking completely white
might do a bit of skyrim laterwant to get some pepsi and pringles or something first
>>222119223lads i actually dont get it, what is so funny
>>222119274escape to new brunswickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoeU7S9fHrw
>>222119350just a funny thing for a dog to say innit
>>222119348what pringles
>>222119166
aussies really are lovely
>>222119225damn she was peng
>>222119381probably the green ones but then i have to buy some chewing gum or something too because they smell really bad
>>222118117Wasnt invited as usual
>>222119433truethey are 94x lush though
hggfdjhfgf
>>222119348based
>
:)
>>222119515rorke spreading his noxious views online
>>222119530'
>>222119595The female 9/11
>>222119595stupid bio bitch
*crickets**tumbleweed rolls by**soulful riff on the harmonica plays out*
seasideMARK 4k recording. Drinking Cider on Newquay beach in Cornwall Dee lads
>>222119623eeeeyep
>>222119663
>>222119595needs a BWC clapping her cheeks
>>222119054Might have overdone autism voice there, I apologize I was horsing around.
>>222119685youre fine i just didnt know what to repond x
w
>>222119225Tragic
>>222119623*scratches my bum*
