Sup plodie
129k left on mortgageberg
Friday drinkenings threada
whiter than you ahmed
>>222253890
might get a set of night vision goggles
>>222253969it thursday
>>222253993Is this why RAM costs £1000
>>222253876Are you trolling?
hope ally mccoist gets his visa revoked and he gets deported
>>222254003a worthy sacrifice i'm sure you'll agree
>>222254013I don't understand the hate. He's a jolly lad who just loves footy
>>222253997bbc
>>222254003because of cheeky cat waiters?
>>222253959he had a stroke
>>222253959he had a stroke earlier this year i think but is still alive
Footy? On me telly.Burger? In me tummy.Life's lush x
Why don't they just make AI run on a different component like the cooling fan or something so RAM prices go down?
Rorke crep
>>222254052did they doxx you on r9k again?
>>222254052Mates? You've got none.
>>222254060rorke wearing these for PE
HE WAS HAVIN A FUCKING BASH
how did helpernonce get doxxed in the first place
stealing booze from my housemates again lol
>>222254089he's very, very stupid
We're all mates here aha...
SEX 46: SEX IN BMW E46
>>222254052∞x lush
>>222254049>>222254050Lots of vaxies had strokes. I thought it was weird how he was simping for government all of a sudden when DK were supposed to be an anti government band.
Amazing that none of the /brit/ personalities have been caught in a nonce trapDoubly so for Ameer
I deserve a mexican wife
>>222254089dont know what difference it would make to him hes a fucking neet loser who never goes outside
>>222254128you've got 10 minutes
rorke makes soyjaks of charities that help people like him then wonders why he's a khhv virgin freak
>>222254115Really makes you think, doesn't it?
When I hear or see New Balance shoes I'm always reminded of that Jim Norton joke from a Ricky Gervais podcast https://youtu.be/AG8ZsMhzh9Q?t=432>>222254052English beef is very tasty.
>>222254136
ANOTHER RED kek
>>222254128reply to me on /gaygen/ x
>>222254157new carly nonsense on her insta
tbf they are a violent people
it juno night
Never a red
>>222254122
>>222254127Liar. He goes outside on his e-scooter.
>>222254177Patriots in control.
>>222254169what's that? x>>222254171i dont have normiegram post here pls
>>222254089he has a trail going back fucking years
Ref he just fucking shoved him come on
>>222254127He lives in a sheltered living accommodation because of an autistic meltdown he had a while ago. He got kicked off a local spacker football team because someone sent them his racist rants.
HE WAS A MAN AGAINST TIME
>>222254214can't speak to you here hun x
>>222254215https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naXhpWS-3L8
>>222254214just random pictures and sentencesprobably teasing somethingcould be a sex change
>>222254237you know he will never read this right
mad how good this behttps://youtu.be/LO0fiyx9Ym0?si=Eyiv06wBy7mxGV4j
>>222254266yes he will what the fuck do you think VAR is
>>222254266No, really?
>>222254262could be pregnant againwould have to be ivf since she's a barren 40 year old
my favourite gimmick at the moment is the singular person who goes nobody: etc and then rorke says a line from a song. I bet thrift shop by macklemore would have a good line for it
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey has tipped Germany to win the World Cup
>>222254271James is the man.
>>222254275dunno what that is>>222254279yes really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJuZrErszMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJuZrErszMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJuZrErszMproper groove this
ran out of claude tokens already and its only the 11th
ANOTHER RED
might watch an x file
arsed up my life
>>222254215Christianity was the Bolshevism of antiquity and communism is the Christianity of modernity.
>>222254324
oy vey it's anudda red
>>222254312>yes reallyAre you sure?
>>222254336when are you going to have white children
Expect More. Pay Less.®
>>222254329Ah come on at least we got our /brit/ frens
went to target before and they didn't have any of thoseshould have gone to a different store
I enjoy using bradleys on random boards
Full archosaur supremacy
pootoil loometh
Did we win the world cup then?
didn't eat all day then just had a big bowl of chilli and now my tummy hurts???
>>222254347not so much anymore desu
>>222254398your iq is lower than the eiffel tower is in miles
>>222254394i hate pooing
>>222254398HAVE A POO
glad the black team lost
Heading down pub will say hi to everyone from you lot
would fuck that dog
>>222254423good for you though
>>222254398I don't know you, fucking pathetic runt. Does it?
Wahey Mexico
deathtoil everloometh closer and closer
The most detailed account of his death was given by his servant Khaleel Aga Orphali, when debriefed by the British in 1898 (13 years later). According to Orphali, Gordon died fighting on the stairs leading from the first to the ground floor of the west wing of the palace. Gordon was seriously wounded by a spear that hit him in the left shoulder, but continued fighting with Orphali beside him. Orphali stated that:With his life's blood pouring from his breast [...] he fought his way step by step, kicking from his path the wounded and dead dervishes [...] and as he was passing through the doorway leading into the courtyard, another concealed dervish almost severed his right leg with a single blow.Orphali claimed he was then knocked unconscious, waking unharmed several hours later to find Gordon's decapitated body near to him.
>>222254313nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn_8FoWaerA
I think NYC is really having their Golden Age now.The Knicks are one game away from the Championship.A young, popular progressive mayor who seems like he's doing a great job.The Strokes and Wu Tang are back doing massive shows.Hosting the World Cup Final.Must be great to be there right now.Meanwhile Europe remains a terminally dying cesspit.
>>222254440are you having a stroke
>>222254441john mcafee descending from heaven and impaling my anus with his ghostly member
no way on earth will i ever click a link posted by fares
>>222254455and you are in australia :)
>>222254454coming to yoru country for eurovision go DARABANGARANGA BANGARANGA
>>222254455good for the minority white countryhappy for it
Mad how every time I fancy a wank I immediately teleport to a room identical to mine in France so I can go on porn websites without using my ID and then after I cum I reappear exactly where i was before in England. Mad. Mental.
>>222254470john mcafee rising up out of the grave and spaffing all over my face
I am Fares. I am full Irish r1b.
>>222254470John McAfee reincarnating into a banana slug and sliming across my mouse to stop me clicking this
>>222254453I looked into his exploits in China recently and it's great. I think the most fun part about him to learn was what he did in China
did you listen to me betting bros? >>222245252
>>222254455it smells worse than ever though
>>222254505hope you put your life savings on that x
>>222254499The government needs to devise a solution to this pronto
>>222254513Does Toronto smell like curry?
>>222254484
>>222254522i don't bet. im just an oracle
>>222254504He wasn’t nicknamed Chinese Gordon for nothing. The Qing dynasty appreciated his work in putting down the taiping rebellion and gave him a medal
>>222254505yepi won 600 quid
>>222254531dont get it
>>222254536And the yellow jacket which is cooler imo
3 weeks of man kicking ball is it? Might give /brit/ a miss for a while
good times on /sp/
Big fan of Chef Wang Ganghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIA-hmx0ows>>222254543It's a "Bulgaria is poor joke" that's a pic of Hillary going to a normal person's home and being shocked of how small their apartment is.
>>222254528no not really it smells of shit mostly
>>222254499I find a Belgian VPN has more access than a French one
>>222254594Football is British culture
Ex Machina on film4 in half an hour
>>222254598I wonder why
my arse is leaking
>>222254585oh yeh i hope your economy can afford to host it lol x
proto-gf keeps messaging me too quick. got the ick ngl
>>222254611i think it has to do with the sewer systems
a fresh coat of taint
Sickening ways to achieveThe holocaust
>>222254631"Bitch slow down"
>>222254631send her my waywouldn't mind the attention
New Interpol album out this year lads. First song from it is lovely, they're back on form.
I did, and then I put it in drive.
>>222254661What's it called
>>222254667This Mirror Weighs a Ton
>>222254594[Deleted]
>>222254650you say that but then you're just trying to watch tv or something and suddenly you're dragged into a text conversation and you think "oh i'll just send one message back" but then she sends another right away and it never fucking endsit's like constantly having the feeling that you need to send an email out but you cba to write it
>>222254627It is what it is, at least we will benefit from some tourism, maybe I'll tap some foreign lass.
>>222254674Yo Momma Weighs a Ton
>>222254666What’s happening in the UK? I heard there was riots.
>>222254689not very nice comment this. you should apologise to that lad
>>222254666You can’t just arbitrarily decide to give someone the death sentence for committing a crime against you, Rorke
>>222254682fuck off id love thisid be getting something lined up for friday or saturday nightbut NO you'll be here with us posting live from your smelly bedroom with a catch on the linefucks sake
>>222254552roar
Doing a poo in the astral realm
>>222254692dont know. I only wank and post.
Uh rorke, this is NOT acceptableSee me after class
>>222254692>>>/pol/
>>222254666scream
>>222254661went to shit after antics
>>222254732she sent another one as i was reading this. ignoring it
Bit of a dirty game that wasn’t it lads
imagine if you got transported into a universe where nobody poos and you had to do a poo, if anyone found out they'd probably kill you for being such a disgusting beast
>>222254744Why are you directing me to pol, this place talks about politics casually almost everyday.
aff tae bed
>>222254773gn, she's very cute
>see thread>
>>222254770>>>/mlp/
>>222254782Is this the latest gimmick?
>>222254728You’re gonna build beansie a ramp
Kek done 'im
on the good tiktok algorithm tonight !
>>222254782
>>222254770Stop whinging and jog on x
Mum just sent me this
>>222254823scree
>>222254801
>>222254812''''''''
>>222254812world cup highlights?
Hi lads, what's stopping me from taking out a huge loan from the bank and then fucking off to China to live a cosy life for a few years? Not like the debt can be repaid if I'm in a different country
>>222254801I suppose so
>>222254856they'll send the rape unit after you
>>222254856Had a friend who did that, took 40k and fucked off to Spain, they are searching for him
never met a nice south african
>>222254856They'll nick you when you get back to the UK
>>222254856Nothing really but have you seen how much a bank would realistically offer you? It’s no like they’re going to give you a 5 million pound loan
>>222254867i'd just simply consent. checkmate.
>>222254856they will just freeze your account
>>222254807Fuck Beansie
game's gone
~
>>222254896good breast
Blud doing the cifa marker speedrun
today i feel indian
today i feel a migrant worker
>>222254909
second and third were never redsguy only hits his face because the man bows his headand the third incident is only an unimpeded shooting opportunity if he hits it immediately from that spot which would require him to have some shot on him. most likely he's moving forward the defence is converging it presupposes a lot and interprets intent where there might only be physicsif you look for it you'll find it. all knowledge is paranoiac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kij6GbAMwukAlgo has been good lately
Me shopping list:Portobello mushroomsRice and quinoaAlmondsCheeseBreadCapsicumCrispsx
>>222254692Yeah they do be rioting but they wont tell, just Google Extremist Belfast and you get half the storyThe other half is Paul Watson
why's there a man called shithole
>>222254979nigga buying cum
>>222254600Didn't mention VPNs I just zap about like a wizz
>>222254979where is the meat
>>222254979Where's the bacon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwEkmOZsKmA&pp=ygUmdGhlIHBlYmJsZSBhbmQgdGhlIG1hbiBicmlkZ2V0IHN0IGpvaG4%3D
>>222254979Where's the shrimp?Where's the snags?Where are your balls?
life is unworthy of me
>>222254992can you believe we're descended (mostly) from that lotwonder what makes us so much funnier than them
>>222254992wat
>>222254856the fact that they're not going to give you a huge loan big enough for you to think right well I'm off to China now
how are we supposed to live knowing we will NEVER be the best version of ourselves, doesn't matter how much work we do there's always a better version of us
>>222255019For you? Your looks x
>>222254992this is funny
you lads are staying up until 3am right
>>222255043>how are we supposed to live probably by continuing to eat food and drink water and get enough sleep, staying fit and healthy and a bit of luckof course it won't last forever neither way
might go to bed
>>222254979>Portobello mushroomsThose give me severe headaches, no idea why.>>222255043The thing is you gotta aim for the stars babyboi
i don't want to go to bed i want to stay up and get steaming and watch more football but toil and the yanks have conspired and made that untenable
>>222255075yh x
The gods may throw a diceTheir minds as cold as ice
>>222254873Nofx
Might get some sparkling water too x
>>222255095ooooooohhh one for me too!
>>222255083I'll get steaming on your behalf x
>>222255043The journey is the destination ya goof
love being unemployed
>>222255104Aren't we a pair of besties x
They should let us win the World Cup. We invented the game, did you lads know
We at /brit/ are rapidly regretting our collective choice to watch every single World Cup in its entirety
>>222255137true
>>222255127Can't possibly be modern that price is nuts, looks like 15 years ago
>>222255127Oh lawd in heaven
>>222255122spiritually outdid him and ascended to bodhisattva levels of enlightenment
>>222255140not watching a single game that starts before 23:00
why didnt they just use an EMP on darth vader
>>222255127dont even think they legally can sell it that cheap here (communism)
>>222255140Good news for you, South Korea vs. Czech Republic starts at 3am
im soft and chubby and weak
>>222255075Scots have to stay up throughout Saturday night to watch their team? Poor bastards
I suck swallow and more
>>222255184Made to be held down and forcibly kissed
think i got the hanty v lads
>>22225512750 pence a can but can only buy 6 cans, not that great of a deal
>>222255127Oh, Stella Artois? Looks like Morrisons. In the UK. Hmmm.... Belgian beer as I recall? Yeah. Wonder where it's brewed.... Ah. Burton on Trent as I recall...
>>222255207https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VGMtLSMoNfw
Ummykins why aren't we all posting the match is over
>>222255193hey
>>222255244Fucked off to bed
watching the edge royal rumble 2020 return for the 93773834th time
>>222255244i'm playing video games sorry x
>>222255244hi umburger
>>222255210shut up memorymonggo recall a shag
>>222255271*starts recalling your mother*
new fable game looks goodyou can buy a pub own a house flirt with women https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0z3ThIb-3w
Belgian beer is peng
>>222255290i have heard it is "woke"
get the umburgers scranned
Scored an excellent night in watching Ex Machina whilst drinking my Carlsberg pilsner and browsing boards.4chan.org/int/brit with my fellow sex having incels
Fucking 25 minutes to find a game on fucking supportthat's a piss take
>>222255290More of a Halo: Campaign Evolved guy myself
>>222255304what rank are you
unregistered hypercam poo
>>222255318Master 2 right now
Need my balls licked
>>222255294good post
Getting a haircut tomorrowWhat do I ask for
>>222255327t. Doggo
>>222255075no i will be missing at least 3/4 of all matches this wc due to their idiotic kick off times
>>222255346foden trim
the last scintilla of doubt just rolled out of town
>>222255346herr hitler
>>222255346"can you just cut a bit of the length of please mate ta"
remember joe biden
>>222254823hoot
grown men taking CBD for anxietydeary me
>>222255394Sleepy Joe as I like to refer to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-YMiyJ6Diw
>>222255394sloppy joe as i like to call him
Grown men putting things up their boy holes for pleasureDeary me
BLACK LADIES LEGS IN TIGHTS
>>222255403ktim and L-TheannineDoes take the edge off desu
>>222255429spaff
>>222255452you dont know what a fucking edge is you dole bludger cunt
>>222255452That and that and also ashwaganda
>>222255346medium skinfade and trim the top
phenibut for me, and of course the 66-fag-poo
I live on the edge of reality
i went to the farlands in real life once
>>222255486bizarre truth
>>222255470Was actually just thinking a short back and sides but may ask for this
talking to google geminix
READING THR BINGBLE
Sir Christina Unkel
>>222255497oh? spill the tea then sis x :3
whys it so cold? meant to be summer
>>222255497an AI cannot consent to being talked to by any mong who wants to, it has no choicethis is rape
SPAFFING MY FUCKING COCK OFF TO MIDSIZE HOLIDAY OOTD TIKTOKS
>>222255500yhe bingble
>>222255513It's getting hot as fuck here, gonna start bringing a second t-shirt as per usual.
>>222255513sir call forcalm has turned on the weather machine to restore order
those red card were ridiculous. correct according to their methodology but a match is more than a collection of incidents and interpretation of incidents might never stop once you start. so to counter that you have to rely not on science and measurement and angles but old fashioned ref discretion. the ref is there as a human not a machine calculating events. his role as a person is to understand the qualitative not just the quantitative to interpret incidents in context of game state. to the admins who run the game and who face pressure when things go wrong it seems wishy washy but only because life is ambiguous and no amount of new rules can evade that fact. you have to embrace a point of view that appreciates inherent mystery and not just mastery because every attempt to master the universe will fail.
new >>222255536>>222255536>>222255536
>>222255465I work>>222255469Never tried that because I’m scared it will give me anhedonia, heard a few people report that as a side effect
>one earlyYou'll regret that
